#Send Cakes to Gaya

[aap-kaisi-ladhki-hain-kammo-ji]

Explain your url like its a movie plot you can use your mutuals as characters if you like, tag 5 people and send them the ask

tagged by @rose5blogs

( thoda lamba ho gaya😶)

kabhi sukoot bhi sukhan

( sometimes her silence says a lot )

so its a story about Maya . Maya is a successful publisher. she is hardworking brave and hard to approach. she has gone through many hardships and made her own name in this business. Maya meets Manav, a writer. Little does she know that manav was her college junior and always loved maya but could never propose her. His first book was the love story he wished he could have with Maya, but it all happened in his imaginations only.

when maya met manav she was a bit upset about work but manav said something funny and she laughed so manav quoted- " kabhi to baat bhi khafi kabhi sukoot bhi sukhan ( sometimes her talks but remain silent and sometimes even her silence says a lot) kabhi to kisht e zaffran kabhi udasiyo ka ban ( sometimes she is so happy like saffron and sometimes she is a forest of sadness).

Maya was impressed that someone said something poetic for her little did she know that manav has wrote a whole book for her.

while meeting for work they became friends. Manav never tried to impress maya, but it was character his kindness his love for the world that was attracting maya towards him. sometimes she used to wonder this is the first guy who is not even trying to impress me , he is just being himself and that was very real for her ...and so She fell for him.

then came manav's birthday and maya was of course invited. while he was about to cut the cake, sona blew the candles and said :- may god give you the best and thats me

they laughed and kissed. when maya saw that she was about to cry. Manav has someone in his life whom he loves truly may be thats why he never tried to impress her. Now she was understanding everything.

manav introduced sona to maya. Maya was smiling but manav caught the hint of sadness on his face, he caught the tears that she was trying her best to control, and he got everything....got that she fell for him and he got a flashback of all the college days when he used to love her. sona asked :- "kya ho gaya...tum dono itne chup kyu ho gaye kuch kehna nahi hai "

Maya was looking at manav with the love she has in her eyes for him.

and manav was looking at her with the memories of love he once had for her.

and they said nothing, just smiled

while someone in the background said :- kabhi to baat bhi khafi kabhi sukoot bhi sukhan ( sometimes silence says a lot).

Thank you for reading and if you read pls tell how it was.

tagging @twenty-first-century-ki-laila @cutely-voiz @ragalata

[yj-98]

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! SENDING LOVE HUGS AND CAKE MWAG MWAH <3333

I HOPE THIS ISNT LATE IDK WHAT TIME ZONE UR IN BUT SENDING WISHES ANYWAY<3 HOPE THE AWESOME MUTUAL GETS AN AWESOME DAY!!

YAY YIPPPEEEEE THANK YOU GAYA!! MWAH MWAH <3 <3 <3 sharing the cake with u hehe but THANK YOUUUUU dw its still my bday in my timezone <3 (USA/EST btw)

[eohachu]

🎶✨when you get this you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to, publish, then send this ask/tag 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨

tagged by @bienmoreau again, ty!

okay I'm calling this list "5 songs that rip my heart out and eat it whole" because i am dramatic and also need to narrow down the theme a tad. no particular order:

Tamino - Cigar. I wanted to share a favourite lyric but every line cuts into your skin and you should really listen to it for the full experience. the way this song is structured is really the cherry on top of the cake. It's a masterpiece.

Bonjah - Brother. song of all time to wail and scream to when needed. it hits when it's supposed to hit. 10/10

Ruegame - Illya Kuryaki & The Valderramas. pure poetry. idk what to tell you. I've made two gifset with these lyrics and I am planning to do another one

Jonghyun - Diphylleia grayi. This is more of a personal one bc it reminds me of lockdown and stuff I went through and the vocals are just hauntingly beautiful and. yeah. jonghyun

Nica del Rosario - Tahanan. If you haven't seen Gaya Sa Pelikula, please give it a try. I have to admit that I only looked up the lyrics just now but the song is just so. UGh. it just wrings out my heart

tagging: everyone who wants to do this (soz i'm super tired rn.)

[199degrees]

LISA'S BIRTHDAY TODAY???!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE!!!!!! MAY YOU HAVE A GREAT FUCKING DAY 🎊

youre one of the sweetest people on here and i hope you get to eat a lot of cake or whatever ur fav food is! sending virtual hugs 💞💞

THANK YOU GAYA!! ❤️❤️❤️ I always love seeing you on the dash and I love you ☺️

[onlinedelivery19]

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[shyampyari]

hey so could you give me a list of the easy kill topics in jee?

aLSO TERI NAYI PFP RADHA

Hsbsbsbsbs thanks

Okok tho

Pehle tho

ab suno

Physics

units and dimension will take like, 1 hour to go through. Why is it imp? Kyuki cheating, boss. Don't remember formula? check dimention. Options with different units? check dimension. tukka marna hai? dimension check karo pehle.

Basic math kyunki ye aa gaya tho you will get through mechanics (1) without any tears. Basic math mein mainly you need a grasp of how graphs work and how claculus works(ik you are already good at that)

Vectors because this is kind of imp for both math and phy and isn't really that tough

NLM is probably the easiest. Feel it. Thats it

gravitation or electrostatics. If you do any one of them then the other is already covered. They have similar formulas and theory. (I personally think electrostatics is easier but maybe thats because i had covered it first)

Ray Optics. This chapter is dhokhebaaz. why? you will be good at it no doubt but let me see if you will be just that good after 2 weeks. Touch this chapter only the week before exam. It has some basic formulas which will be used aise hi in the question.

YDSE. Again, one diagram, few formulas, done.

Math

Algebra needs thora sa practice but once you have that covered, no one can stop you. Jyada nahi, try 50 questions from each of the topics, might take time but uske baad you won't have to give it too much time.

Coordinate geometry. Straight lines aata hai? tho ho jayega. for curves mostly they will have the tangent/ normal questions. Replace x^2 with x(x1) and x with [x+(x1)]/2 (same for y) for literally any case, where x1 and y1 are points son the tangent aur hogaya kaam. Substitute questions in answer and answers in question. Solve kaun karta hai pfft

trigo is imp kyunki eventually its needed for claculus also. Give it thora sa time. Moslty sum of angles and other derived formula.

Chem

Nomenclature pe time waste mat karo

physical:

Volumetric has like, 2 formulas but a vast variation of questions. Peroxide is a pain in the ass tho i think ncert has a chapert on hydrogen alag se. go through that.

PV=nRT. Use this EVERYWHERE you can. and try taking R as 1/12 to make things easier kabhi kabhi

Thermo is needed for both chem and physics. I did it with chem because it was more detailed and had more precise formulas. Something looks sus? Adiabtic hai. Adiabatic has its own set of formulas tho do them.

Inorganic

Metallurgy always has atleast one question from that process wala part tho go through that

Hybridisation. Bhai ill send you this table i once made and it makes finding the hybridization of EVERYTHING a peice of cake.

Organic

there is a trend with reactions. Usually the questions are related to bezene being a sussy baka or someone being assaulted by a dehydrating agent

abhi tho mere paas itna hi gyaan hai

[onllinedelivery-india]

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[coolsanjana-blog1]

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[tellywoodtrash]

immj 16.10.20 lb

blah blah what sari for aarti issues. billionaire gangster's wives, they're just like us!!!!!!

god usmein some integration with that bloody pinjara show also. pass. fwding.

meanwhile idhar bhi wardrobe issues coz ishani has no idea how to dress for a pooja. fwding.

great, using the "maryaada" waala argument to physically intimidate a woman. i fucking hate this garbage trope of taming of the shrew.

maata ko chunni kaun chadhaayega politics.

and demure wife gently beckoning husband to come to mandir. jesus this whole ass ep is out to fucking test me.

family seems on edge about her calling vansh for pooja. masla kya hai??

dadi persuades for choodi ki rasam.

i just finished twisted 2 and this dude is soooooo much better in it. he's allowed to move his face and show emotion, allowed to talk in his natural voice, and it makes suchhhhh a marked difference.

is this even a real rasam, or one of those made-up-for-tellywood type of rasams?

anyway, heavy bedroom eyes he's giving her in front of maata rani. the rasam's already working!!!!

“laal rang suhaag ki nishaani hai. tumhe pata hai dhoke ki kya nishaani hai? khoon. laal khoon.”

aaaaaaaaaaand he ruined the moment.

debating on whether achcha shagun ya apshagun and oh my god i just don't care why can't y'all rein in your psychopath boy so that he didn't break the goddamn choodi in the first place?!?!?!

more cryptic statements. man, you know what, you're really harshing my navaratri buzz. stay the fuck away if you're gonna be like this for all the 9 days.

kaaaand saare karo khud, aur solution poocho maata rani se. yeh achcha hai.

oh, there's some kadwa sach that vansh associates with navaratri. AND YOU COULDN'T TELL HER THIS BEFORE???????

blah blah maa chod ke chali gayi, he is always sad and mad and bad during these days.

doesn't omkara wear this outfit in some ep???????

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy yeh pinjara mein far left waala toh naamkaran waala ali haina??????

vansh aur SEJAL ki bhawar mein??????/ sis, sejal has nothing to do with this. this is all about your other boy toy. you need to decide which boat to put both feet in, coz aise toh......... you’re just gonna get murdered by one of them.

ainvayi ka showdown and idhar udhar ki dhamkis.

riddhima giving another moral science lesson and saying it's navaratri, andar ke buraai ka vinaash kar do, vansh ko khud sab bata do. god bohutttt pakaati hai yeh.

mummy is meeeeeeee. calling out riddhima's stupidityyyy.

vansh ki maa ki painting jalaayi thi; man wtf is even going on in this house, you ppl are all seriously starved for entertainment.

mummy's like you no doodh ki dhuli either, you're fucking him over too. man, can you really blame the guy for being this paranoid about being betrayed???? everyone in this house other than dadi and siya is a fucking snake.

lol riddhima's like wtf is going on, DOES EVERYONE KNOW!?!?!!?

“main poochne aayi thi ki hum pooja mein kya pehne; ab lagta hai kafan hi choose karna padega.”

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo chachiiiiiii

vansh is back to sending everyone weirdass messages again. main hoti toh isko mute kardeti. iska toh poora din yehi chalta rehta hai. who wants bs like this clogging up the phone all damn day?????

iss ghar mein toh saare hi dhokebaaz hain. iske liye yeh roz roz ka karyakram kyun???? just send out a weekly newsletter or some shit, with "Dhokebaaz Of The Week".

ofc, ghoom phir ke sab riddhima ki galti hai. i mean, i agree that she's an extraordinary pain, but kabhi khud ke girebaan mein bhi jhaanka karo kameeno. 85% manhoosiyat tumhi logon ne phailaayi hai.

mummy being a real dumbass and telling everyone all their secrets (that she shouldn’t know) and leaving them wondering how she knows. kabir isn't gonna be happy about this.

vansh playing ms. trunchbull and has called this special assembly coz “kisi ko sazaa deni hai.”

sorry, i will only accept if the sazaa is either a gigantic chocolate cake to be finished in one sitting, or he does a human hammer throw. (*crosses fingers and prays, pls be aryan, pls be aryan*)

mummy is being overconfident. which can only mean that it's her head on the chopping block.

ENOUGH WITH THE DRAMATICS, JUST ANNOUNCE IT ALREADY. OR ARE YOU WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE ENVELOPE LIKE AT THE OSCARS??????

not at all unnerving to have someone glare at you and say all this shit.

Bitch Barbie is me. so bored outta her minddddddd with this nonsense.

lmao these fuckers happy that they got away.

mummy is like time for me to do some overacting and chadhofy on the RIDDHIMA SUXXXXX train.

but whooooooooops. vansh was talking about you, mommy dearest.

hahahahahahahahaha aryan's“heinnnnn?????” eyes is literally

oufffffffffff draaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaa.

i’m really having a blast just watching aryan in the bg.

all this was just about the fucking paintingggggg????? abbe yaaaaaaaaaaaar.

but i thought he hated his mom??? why's he so torn up about her aakhri nishaani??? besides doesn't he have a statue of her???? god, this man is just..... too many fucking issues.

oh, this one seems not very surprised. did she know that mummy was shady???

mummy is also like "arre yaaaaaaaar, it's just about the painting?? lol, nbd."

mummy's like i wanted to tell you the truth about burning the painting but riddhima stopped me from doing it. whut???????? that doesn't even fucking make sense. riddhima is the one who got blamed for it ultimately, why the fuck would she stop you from telling the truth?????

vansh ki akal bhi aaj ghutne mein, that this nonsense is apparently making sense to him. must be breathing all the stupidity air that riddhima exhales.

maata rani ki jhooti kasam. waah bhai waah.

itne mein hi gangster pighal gaya. laanat.

oh shit, mummy ne saari story bataa di. just left out kabir's name as her son. said that she doesn't know where her long lost kidnapped son is.

riddhima like THISSSSSSS BITCHHHHHHHHHHH

oh damn, she put it on riddhima ki she was blackmailing her about this whole secret illegitimate son. godddddddddddd who the fuckkkkk would believe such a dumbass story???

this tall, dark yellow, and dumbass, that's who.

i mean, i wanted vansh to take mummy's side over riddhima's in this particular matter, but ugh NOT LIKE THISSSSSSS.

time for ultimate test of truth: “meri aankhon mein aankhein daal kar dekho!”

i would fail this test even when being truthful af, coz eye contact makes me HELLA uncomfortable. guess i'm always gonna be called a liar.

lmao vansh just straight up closed his eyes and refused to look into hers.

oh god mummy ki overacting has been turned up to a 14.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

vansh giving the same look at mummy stabbing herself with a trishul that i give when my cat is making suspicious noises in the next room.

[ugliecc]

THE UGLIEST BIRTHDAY PARTYYY!

Ok, so yesterday I had birthday and day before I had quite random idea of making “party” for my sims queens sisters! I asked them to send me some looks and I edited them, so Uglies celebrate with their friends :D It took me a lot of time, but I - by myself - had so much fun creating those simple edits and I’m really happy with the result.

Again, a lot of thanks for everyone who took part in this event:

Adora Amarhwitt Antonia & Sarasota (@antoniamontoya) Bubble Peach & Georgia Up In Space (@georgiaupinspace) Cake (@fameschickenss)  Carmen Monoxide Corazón, Brasília & Mary TheNight Diadra & Gaya Diamond Elizabeth McQueen Lisa Car (@crazysims1620) Marissa Bolton & Bruno Myxx Sinteira Naomi West (@granitechai)

I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did! 🖤

[flocakes6]

[gogift32]

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[tellywoodtrash]

Humne bhi wish kiya tha shayad itne wishes mai doob gaya hoga!! Anyways firse kar dete hai.. Happiest Birthday TT!!!!!♥️🎂🎊🎉 sending dher saaaara pyaaaar your way💌💌💌💌💌

Tumblr inbox shaayad cake samajh ke khaaaaaaa gaya message!!!!! But thank god, yeh waala toh mila! Thank you so muchhhh, love! 💖💖💖

[jvuhn]

Olivia

Christmas party.

“Can’t even look at you”

Moksha. 

Hongkong side restaurant.

“May charger ka ba.. paubos na battery ko paheram. Ilan pa percentage? 40. Tagal pa yan. Kailangan ko para makauwi ako.. but I wanted to take you home”

Australia.

“Uy, Note 9. Gaya gaya ng phone forever”

Treehouse 1. 

Japan.

Ice eye drop.

Cigs from japan.

Asking to what to wear for formal event coat and tie.

Went to you after the formal event and you saw me in my formal attire.

Drive by to one stick. Our usual YB spot.

Yii dashcam.

"I need to pick up my litol brader is it okay if we use the h1 for picking him and his friends? Yeah. (Wow shes not picky with my anti date car) listen to this *plays alive acoustic by kruwella* she likes the SQ set up of h1"

Alive.

Uptown katip.

Drive the car while in the nail spa because no parking.

Happy glass game while waiting at NKTI.

Been you.

Getting you drunk.

Buffalo wings.

Mint chocolate shake.

My secret romance.

Terius.

Jedspeed.

That night before leaving the country april 25 "close your eyes".

Treehouse 2 when i followed early in the morning and convoyed you back home.

Greenhills to get your laptop fixed.

“You are one unique Pokemon that I will never let go”

Accompanying you to NKTI East Ave and De Los Santos Hospital. 

Talk about your work and achievements (always so proud of you) and personal stuff.

Beerpong always trying to get you drunk.

Blade timog.

Sudden carwash cause you bought rain repellant and mits.

Korea.

May 30 always that date. 

Santolan Town Center. 

Aladdin. 

Scouts honor.

“Hinahanap ako ni Mommy”

Classified kitchen.

“Alam ko kung sino kasama mo manuod ng aladdin”

Greenhills to buy Nord.

Lg2.

Prologue.

Magnolia.

Ramen nagi.

Black Scoop.

Botejyu.

Plant errands at taguig.

Japanese restaurant near fantastic baka. 

Tipsy pig timog you so so drunk and drunk driving at its finest. 

Netflix series and movies with food and drinks of course. 

Mr. Kebab.

Greenhills.

BLK 513.

Potato corner.

Evade K and D. 😂

Army navy.

Lam tin tea. 

Caliburn.

Premium Strawberry Juice.

Going to makati to pick you up with bea.

Makati shortcuts.

Goto tendon.

"Bea saying that ive changed and you got kilig"

Fat russells.

Karaoke singing our lungs and hearts out. 

Car matting at areneta ave. 

Car matting at west avenue for altis. 

Banawe. 

Bosch europa.

Powertorq. 

Change oil.

"Lets drive thru mcdonalds im hungry. Stuck in traffic eating mcdonalds and singing in the car"

Antipolo. 

Led lights ph. 

Romeos. 

Car errands you sleeping in of course or out of nowhere wants to clean the car or we were so tired from all the errands so i fell asleep on you. 

Vv9736. 

"She got 3rd wheel with her little bro and his girlfriend. The little bro and girlfriend are making "harot" while stuck in traffic. She told me she wants that too so our next date we got harot" haha

Francos baptism. 

Your cooked meal Bangus and rice. 

"May dala siyang mango. Gusto ko siya ang gwapo pa".

"Gym". 

Citadine. 

Moa. 

LANY. 

Moscato yellow tail. 

"Pano ka maglinis ng face? Parang carpenter". 

Here with me.

Makati shortcuts.

Sm north.

Archery bullseye.

BTS. 

BTS Keychain.

Vertis. 

Wangfu.

Daiso.

Bbq popcorn.

John wick 3.

Korea. 

Batman Keychain from Korea.

Buen comer. 

Trinoma. 

King chef banawe. 

Shangrila. 

Movie bench. 

Kissing booth. 

Nomiya izakaya with winona. 

Canada. 

Sleeping early in the morning to getting sleepy at 930-1030 to falling asleep. 3 days live in. 

Ooma.

Fat Cousin.

Maginhawa.

3 days Live In.

“Ang bilis kung galing sa bahay mo papuntang Makati”

“thank you for waking up early”

“Ang ganda ng rain shower”

Songdowon. 

Vinci X.

Our send a selfie everyday cause we just couldnt get enough of each other. 

Nicos birthday. 

Aki. 

Gabs birthday.

House renovation.

"When the house is done ill invite you over".

Hair color "take a picture of me..my hair". 

Your spa date with tris then off to capitol commons.

Tipsy pig capitol commons. 

I need you right now. 

Our not so christmas. 

Christmas at Josh.

Last tambay at Josh.

New year. 

Omni. 

Diffuser na napaka bango. 

Towel. 

From everyday to weekly. 

Helping me study. 

Going to clark. 

Veterans army restaurant delivery.

Simulator at my laptop and saying im here na. 

Surprise visits. 

Starbucks mindanao.

"Did you miss us going roadtrip and have no where to go"

Dampa seafood grill tomas.

Aegis Boost.

Tristel house tambay.

Roses delivery. 

Valentines at your place.

To all the boys.

"Can we make this last?" - 2/14/20

"Im starting to like someone else"

Billie not biting me.

Polo.

Maxie. 

The family. 

Pancake house.

Cube gilmore for computer chair.

Singing in the car.

Doing netflix and chill.

Mang juan. 

Lockdown. 

Mangobravo. 

Birthday. 

Massaging machine. 

Korean zombie movie. 

Video call while watching.

Kingdom the zombie series. 

On a break pause. 

World war z. 

The sims. 

April 11. 

Still lockdown.

Aegis Boost (replacement)

Chill at your house. 

The King. 

Falling asleep while watching. 

Never have i ever.

To all the boys i loved before.

Julie And The Phantoms.

SM Sucat.

“Sino yang gagong nakaharang sa kotse natin” 

Half saints. 

Yoshimeatsu at BF Paranaque.

Grab food since no dine ins outside. 

Chicken chingu our favorite. 

Gout food. 

Araneta ave for visit. 

Banawe. 

Winona. 

Santolan town plaza.

Moved to other spot since you guys dont like barcino.

Mclarens.

Musicroom after with Winona. 

BTS online concert. 

Drag S.

Trying Tsiklet and Mango Grapes.

Bulacan.

Con.

Rustic mornings. 

Golf Driving Range.

Ortigas to BGC real quick.

Popeyes.

Arcovia.

Make hatid bea. 

Christmas. 

Gc3 auto lounge.

Jico’s despidida.

Yoos Korean BBQ at Pearl Drive

“Wag mokong ingittin sa S21 mo. Magaaway tayo”

Computer building. 

Valentines at Clark Noreng Chicken at Friendship because you don’t like to eat at JunJuns then went to Subic to meet up with Gian? your friend.

Harbor Point.

Starbucks.

Cafe Espresso.

“Picturan mo kami habang naglalakad ung candid ah”

Greenstreet.

Pho Hoa.

Pet shop supplies. 

Woofpack.mnl.

Harley.

Cartimar. 

PET ALLEY.

Shima Japanese at BF Paranaque.

Plant shopping.

"Iba nanaman kotse niya". 

Batman cake. 

Letters.

“My Future Pilot”

Portable vacuum. 

Space sweepers. 

Air Double bed. 

Baby pictures. 

Deodorant Mall Hopping.

Tagaytay. 

Josh.

Lunch under the sky.

Carwash.

Convoy to Tagaytay Highlands non-stop screaming and this is not your car.

Tagaytay Highlands. 

Jurassic Park Cake cause you said you wanted a Jurassic Park Cake.

I remembered us when I watched Kissing Booth 3 a while ago. I know I may not the be perfect boyfriend to you I have flaws that makes you jump off or made you let go of us for how many times already but you always give me the last decision for us. I’m regretting my decision and I’m missing you.. missing us.

Remember you always tell me that we are destined to be with each other that we have this invisible string thats linked to the two of us that whatever happens we will always find our way back to each other.

I hate myself for losing you.

[uberstip]

Apa yang paling dikangenin saat baru balik dari luar negeri? Semua hal yang tadinya kita anggap biasa, mendadak jadi istimewa. Seperti…

1. Kuliner Nusantara dan Masakan Rumah

Nasi padang, bakso, pecel, sate, tongseng, siomay, pempek, gorengan, kiranti, mendadak kita ngidam kronis. Makanan luar negeri memang enak, tapi ga ada yang ngalahin birahi di negeri sendiri. Sedoyan-doyannya sama roti selingkuhan, tetep ga bisa hidup tanpa nasi sang istri.

Apalagi semua bisa didapat dengan manggil abang Go-Jek. Ditambah harga makanan di negara maju yang serba mahal, semua jadi terasa murah di Indo. Gap harga yang membuat kita bisa makan enak tanpa merasa bersalah.

Kita juga rindu masakan mama. Karena saya belum berkeluarga, saya ga tau rasanya kangen masakan istri. *seketika terdengar suara Celine Dion yang menyayat hati ‘All by myself, don’t wanna be… All by myself anymore’

2. Kehangatan Matahari Tropis

Apalagi sehabis pulang dari musim dingin. Mendadak seneng banget ketemu matahari. Ga ada lagi kulit gatal dan kering. Yang ada hanyalah kelembapan alami dari summer abadi. ‘Yeah, bebas pake kaos oblong lagi!’ Yang tadinya suka ngeluh kepanasan, takut item. Kini malah menantang matahari untuk menyinari hati.

3. Begaol sama Kasur dan Bantal Bapuk di Rumah

Gak ada yang ngalahin kenyamanan bobo di ranjang sendiri. Tempat dimana kita bisa menjadi jelek dengan bahagia. Tiduran sambil baca komik dan buku di iPad. Peluk guling setengah kempes sambil scrolling timeline. Kita merindukan rutinitas nyantai dan online seharian. Menghabiskan masa muda dengan produktif.

Just sit around and doing nothing. That kind of boredom was actually relaxation

Yang punya hewan peliharaan, biasanya kangen main sama anjing dan kucing kesayangan. Begitu pula dengan mereka yang memiliki manusia peliharaan. Main gila.

4. Kangen Cari Duit Lagi

Kelamaan nyantai juga ga enak, kayaknya ada yang kurang aja. Keseringan having fun dan menghamburkan uang bikin kita miskin. Kita pun ingin segara kembali mengumpulkan pundi-pundi.

No matter how beautiful our escape was, we miss our reality. Seperti tombol reset, sehabis traveling semangat kita diperbarui. Seperti Lucinta Luna yang habis operasi, kita siap melangkah ke fase drama selanjutnya.

5. Baca Berita Online dan Komen Netizen Aneh

Di luar negeri kita sibuk menikmati petualangan, kadang ga sempet ngikutin apa yang lagi happening. Tanpa sadar, kita penasaran ngeliat komen julid dari netizen rusuh. Kita terhibur melihat orang lain baku hantam. Kita kangen tingkah dari gabener. Ngeselin tapi ngangenin.

6. Ngomong Bahasa Indonesia lagi

‘Lo lo gua gua, aku gelem koe ora.’ Kenyamanan asal njeplak dengan bahasa kita sendiri. Saat di luar negeri, mau ga mau kita ngomong Bahasa Inggris dan sesekali Pantomim. Kadang loading-nya lama, translate dulu di otak baru keluar. Apalagi pas bahasa tubuh, terkadang ga nyambung. Pas balik, kita bisa cit cit cuit lagi tanpa mikir.

I’ve seen a completely different universe, with different ways of living, with different people, food, and habits

Travel makes me appreciate home. It takes me a thousand miles to see how much I miss my family

St. Paul Cathedral Melbourne

Di sebuah pagi buta, alarm iPhone berdering manja. Dengan setengah sadar, buru-buru saya snooze agar gak digebukin penghuni hostel lainnya. Hari itu, saya sengaja bangun lebih awal, demi mengikuti tur Great Ocean Road. Tur sehari dimana saya tidak perlu menginap dan langsung balik ke Melbourne di malam harinya.

Selesai gosok gigi dan shower berbarengan, dengan bermartabat saya menaiki tram menuju pick up point, St. Paul Cathedral. Tepat jam 7 pagi, seperti yang di janjikan, mobil travel dari Melbourne Boutique Tours datang menjemput. Akses public transport yang sulit di Great Ocean Road, membuat saya memutuskan untuk memakai tur.

On the way to get there, we had stopped several times to take a pee and feel the moment

Dari St. Paul Cathedral, mobil menjemput ke beberapa titik pertemuan, termasuk hotel yang bekerja sama dengan tur ini. Satu persatu peserta masuk ke mobil dan saling ‘say Hi!’ 

Ada 2 pasangan yang berasal dari Singapore. Yang satu masi pengantin baru, satunya lagi pengantin lama rasa baru. Ada juga seorang kakek dari Amerika yang traveling sendirian seperti saya. Terakhir, ada 3 bersaudara cantik asal Filipina, yang pergi bersama orang tuanya.

Potret pria yang mulai terlihat kebapak-bapakan

Perjalanan pun dimulai. Supir yang merangkap guide mulai memperkenalkan diri di mobil. Kebetulan namanya sama dengan saya, Steven. Bedanya, dia berperawakan tinggi besar dengan rambut pirang ala ‘The crocodile hunter’ – Steve Irwin.

Gaya bicaranya ramah dan kalem. Om-om bule yang ternyata bisa berbahasa Indonesia. Dia bahkan menggunakan kata ‘jham kharet’ saat mengingatkan saya untuk tidak telat ngumpul. Logatnya 11-12 sama Chincha Laura.

Terlihat sekali dia berpengalaman. Tahu kapan harus diam membiarkan kita tidur dan kapan harus menjelaskan sebuah tempat dengan menarik. Dia juga selalu berhenti di toilet tanpa harus diminta. Milihnya pinter lagi, perhentian dengan pemandangan spektakuler. Hamparan laut, perbukitan hijau, dan pesisir pantai yang jernih, seger abis!

I feel the surroundings of refreshing coastline. It’s good to be alive

1. Buy Chocolate and Ice Cream at Great Ocean Road Chocolaterie

Ingredients were hand picked from their own kitchen garden and emerging orchard of fruit and nut trees, plus locally sourced provisions and the best quality Belgian couverture chocolate

Lots of chocolates and flavors to choose from. A full range of milk, white and dark chocolate. It’s hard to pick just a few things

They have everything from chocolates of all kinds, truffles, lavish chocolate bars, nut clusters, macarons, nougat, biscuits, chocolate sauces, chocolate spreads and ice cream! They label every flavour if they contain nuts, bubble gum, dairy, alcohol and much more

Pemberhentian pertama, kami diajak memasuki Chocolate Factory. Bangunannya modern dengan halaman parkir yang luas. Begitu masuk, mata langsung tertuju pada tumpukan coklat yang menggunung. Pas banget belum sarapan!

Tulisan Free Tester menghipnotis saya untuk mencicipi variasi coklat satu persatu. Mulai dari white & dark chocolate sampai truffle, macaroon, biscuit, nougat, dan brownie. Layaknya Chef Juna, saya bergumam dengan rupawan: ‘tingkat kekentalannya pas, merata sampe ubun-ubun’.

Beautiful array of freshly churned ice cream with adventurous flavours. Which team are you?cups or cones?

You can see through to the factory and watch them preparing the chocolates

Selain itu ada ice cream yang instagram-able. Ada campuran rasa kacang, susu, bubble gum, sampai alkohol. Bener-bener ngileri. Serunya lagi, kita bisa menyaksikan proses pembuatan handmade chocolate dan artisan ice cream tersebut.

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All the cakes come with a shot of melted chocolate. The selection is simply instagram-able

They even have chocolate based cosmetics like lip balm and body lotion

Great Ocean Road Chocolaterie & Ice Creamery

Chocoholic madness! The sweetest stop on the Great Ocean Road. All day Café, desserts, ice cream and chocolates

1200 Great Ocean Rd, Bellbrae VIC 3228, Australia

Hours: Senin – Minggu 9AM–5PM

Direction: Google Maps Location

I bought truffle and nougat chocolate for snacking on the road

2. Memorial Arch at Eastern View

The Great Ocean adventure begins here. Statue of Labourers to appreciate the hard work of Australian Veteran Soldiers in building the road between 1919 and 1932. The hut made by aboriginal and the road is Australia National Heritage that covered 243 km between Torquay and Allan’s Ford, Victoria

Plang perbatasan yang menandai titik awal dari Great Ocean Road. Terdapat monumen penghargaan bagi tentara yang telah bekerja keras membangun jalan ini. Pengorbanan mereka yang baru saja pulang dari Perang Dunia I. Berkat mereka, kita bisa menikmati perjalanan yang nyaman diatas aspal yang mulus.

Banyak turis yang cari mati dengan foto di tengah jalan. Saya gak mau ikut-ikutan. Disini mobil melintas dengan kecepatan tinggi. Jangan demi selfie yang sempurna, kamu tergilas dengan sia-sia. Jangan demi ketenaran, kamu tinggal kenangan.

I loved the colour of ocean, sand and sky

A beach down the parking area which offers magnificent view of the horizon

Zara’s model that supported by the fresh air and glorious ocean views

Memorial Arch at Eastern View

Perfect spot for a quick pose with the Great Ocean Road Arch on the background

689/721 Great Ocean Rd, Eastern View VIC 3231, Australia

Open 24 hours

Direction: Google Maps Location

Disini terdapat jalan kecil menuju pantai. Kami dibebaskan untuk menikmati pemandangan. Sembari bergantian berfoto, saya bersenda gurau dengan salah satu couple dari Singapore. Ternyata, sang istri adalah orang Indonesia.

‘Wow, it must be great to be Singapore citizen. You have the best passport in the world. You don’t even need a visa to come here right?’ tanya saya.

‘Yes, we live in one of the best and safest country in the world. Yet we also had a very high living cost. No matter how good your passport, the real problem is whether you have money or not to send you abroad’

Jawaban yang membuat saya tersenyum dan mengangguk setuju. There’s always money problem, no matter where you live.

3. Teddy’s Lookout

I feel cool breeze right at the spot. The fresh air with the constant sound of ocean’s flowing water

The gorgeous deep blue sea. The view for the ocean with green mountain is just stunning

A wide expanse of beach sits underneath this little lookout

Titik dimana kita bisa menjadi burung elang. Merasakan hembusan angin sejuk, mendengar suara air laut yang mengalir, menikmati samudra yang menyatu dengan langit. Di beberapa sisi terdapat pantai kecil dengan pasir keemasan dan jalan perbukitan hijau yang berkelok-kelok.

Landscape view is mind blowing. Composition of sea, green hills and ocean drive road 

Teddy’s Lookout

The Saint George River drains into the Bass Strait underneath this clifftop viewpoint

53 George St, Lorne VIC 3232, Australia

Open 24 hours

Direction: Google Maps Location

Can you spot the lazy Koala up on this eucalyptus tree?

Kami juga diajak melihat Koala di alam bebas yang berdekatan dengan Kennet River. Saat itu, mereka lagi asyik bobo diatas pohon Eukaliptus. Pohon yang menjadi rumah kesayangan dari hewan maha unyu ini. Gak kayak kita, Koala memang cuma melek 4 jam sehari. Bangun, metik daun, dimakan, tidur lagi. Nikmatnya hidup beruang bantet.

4. Tasting Scallop Pie at Apollo Bay Bakery

Great local bakery with lonely Koala called Gumleaf sitting outside. Buttery smell of bread and coffee aroma fills the air as i approach the cafe. Wide selections of pastries, tarts and cakes are available within this small cafe. The best way to lucnh under the cold weather

Sementara beberapa anggota tur dibawa ke restoran, saya disambut oleh Koala di Apollo Bay Bakery. Saya sengaja ga mendaftar makan siang tur, demi nyobain Scallop Pie disini.

‘Sang Koala tidur dan tak ada yang berani ganggu dia… oh sibuknya aku sibuk sekali.’

– Crayon Sinchan

Instagramable home-made cakes, pies, sausage rolls, and sandwiches

Yummy fat!

Huge range of freshly baked bread and cakes

Selagi memesan, saya memperhatikan roti-roti yang dipajang di etalase. Bule memang jago bikin pastry. Porsinya gede-gede lagi. Sambil menunggu pesanan datang, saya duduk di kursi dan memperhatikan sekitar.

Melihat satu demi satu orang yang masuk. Melihat kakek berkacamata sedang serius membaca koran dan segerombolan anak muda yang berisik. Siang itu, kedai ini benar-benar penuh.

Apollo Bay Bakery

Home of the Scallop Pie on The Great Ocean Road

125 Great Ocean Rd, Apollo Bay VIC 3233, Australia

Hours: Senin – Minggu 6AM–4PM

Best Seller: Scallop Pie 12 AUD | Rp. 118,000

Direction: Google Maps Location

This flakey pastry contains scallops with piping hot creamy sauce. It’s quite good

I tried a cappuccino and their famous Scallop Pie. Pai berisi kerang yang membuncah. Rotinya flaky abis, serpihannya runtuh saat digigit. Ketika dibelah, kerang kampak terlihat menyatu dengan creamy white sauce panas.

Rasanya sedikit hambar, mungkin enakan yang curry sauce. Mungkin juga karena lidah saya lebih suka yang berbumbu *anakmicin. Untungnya kerangnya segar dan chewy. Kenyalnya menghadirkan sensasi geli.

5. 12 Apostles

This stormy Southern Ocean and blasting winds gradually eroded the softer limestone, forming caves in the cliffs

Can be very busy at peak times but worth the walk up to get there and see the view!

An orchestra of water kissing the land and wind chiming through the cliffs, nature at its best unadulterated

How the erosion has shaped the sandstone

Breathtaking monuments created by own mother nature

Kemudian road trip berlanjut ke destinasi utama, 12 Apostles. Monumen yang secara magis diciptakan oleh alam 20 tahun yang lalu. Deretan tebing keemasan yang membentang cantik di sepanjang garis pantai. Perlahan tapi pasti, kedahsyatan hantaman ombak mengikis reruntuhan pilar tersebut. Dari yang tadinya ada 12, kini tinggal 8.

These iconic rock formations rise up out of the foamy sea. The 12 Apostles were formed some 20 million years ago as the sea gradually eroded the soft limestone cliffs. The last supper of nature

Australia memang beda. Di akhir September, musim semi mulai menampakkan diri. Matahari bersinar cerah, tapi dinginnya amboi. Ditengah keramaian, saya bergantian mengambil foto dengan the sisters. Dari balik viewfinder kamera, saya baru menyadari, satu dari ketiga gadis bersaudara ini begitu bening.

It was pretty chilly and breezy up on the hills. The wind messed up their hair. Her smile is a lot prettier than i remembered

They call her Jus. Wajahnya terlihat seperti blasteran. Saat angin mengacak-acak rambut panjangnya, seperti ada efek slow motion. Tawa lepasnya saat berpose, membuatnya semakin cantik. Sesekali saya mencuri-curi pandang, memperhatikan bempernya yang chubby sempurna. Legging hitam ketat yang dia kenakan hari itu, memperjelas semuanya. Saat dia menatap balik dan tersenyum, dunia semakin terasa manis.

I hadn’t seen a face so expressive in ages. Her aura and her looks impressed me. I enjoyed watching it live

It was great to stop for a moment and soak up the incredible sights

Kemudian mereka sekeluarga naik helikopter. Sementara saya cukup puas mengagumi 12 Apostles dari atas tebing dan melihat helikopter yang mereka naiki mengudara. Jangan tanya kenapa saya ga ikut naik, pelit dan miskin beda tipis.

Twelve Apostles

Ocean Rock Exposed. The iconic golden cliffs and crumbling pillars that runs along 17km of stunning coastline

Great Ocean Rd & Booringa Rd, Princetown VIC 3269, Australia

Open 24 hours

Direction: Google Maps Location

Pemandangan di sekitarnya sungguh epic! Padang rumput luas, danau berair biru, perbukitan hijau, dan gumpalan awan putih yang dilatarbelakangi birunya langit.

Kemudian kami kembali ke mobil dan melanjutkan perjalanan. Sambil menatap keluar jendela, saya berfantasi mengendarai Lamborghini bersama Juz, melintasi jalan perbukitan yang indah ini. Di tengah raungan mesin yang gahar, saya menikung dengan kecepatan tinggi. Layaknya romansa Fast and Furious yang membangkitkan adrenaline, lamunan saya berakhir dengan realita.

Kami juga sempat berhenti di Maits Rest Rainforest, kawasan hutan yang selalu lembap dan basah karena curah hujan yang tinggi. Hutan yang disebut sebagai paru-paru dunia karena memberikan 40% oksigen bagi bumi.

Pohonnya tinggi-tinggi besar dengan daun yang lebat. Yang paling unik adalah pohan dengan akar besar yang membentuk seperti goa. Konon, bila kita berfoto didalamnya, maka hormon kita akan membuncah dan menjadi subur. Ini beneran, saya ga ngarang. Tour Guide yang bilang sendiri.

6. Loch Ard Gorge

Loch Ard Gorge is named after a real tragic event of the ship ‘Loch Ard’ that in 1878 crashed against this Muttonbird island. It was a ship that navigated for three months, from England to Melbourne. Out of the 54 passengers and crew, only two teenagers survived. 15-year-old Tom and 17-year-old Eva. Tom was apparently washed ashore and rescued Eva after hearing her cries

Tak jauh dari 12 Apostles, kami diajak menuju Loch Ard Gorge. Nama yang terinspirasi dari peristiwa tragis nan heroik pada tahun 1878. Kapal Loch Ard dari Inggris yang membawa 54 penumpang, karam akibat menabrak pulau berbatu. Hanya 2 orang yang selamat.

Tom, remaja berusia 15 tahun yang beruntung terbawa arus ke daratan, dan Eva yang diselamatkan oleh Tom setelah mendengar tangisannya. Setelah memanjat bebatuan untuk meminta bantuan, akhirnya mereka berdua berhasil survive.

By the time we reached Loch Ard Gorge, the sun was sinking and the day had become a soft spring evening

‘Today is our little sister birthday’ ujar Katrina melanjutkan percakapan kami saat baru turun dari mobil.

‘Happy birthday! Sorry, i can’t give you anything but photo’ kata saya sambil menunggu Juz berjalan sejajar.

‘Thank you, Steve. It’s OK. Just make sure i’ll be like 17 year old girl in the picture’ ujarnya sambil tersenyum.

‘Ah i wish we can wear Bikini right now’ kata Katrina sembari kami melihat pantai cantik mulai nampak dari kejauhan.

‘I’ll be more than happy to see that happen’ balas saya.

‘Bikini my ass! it’s bloody cold’ ujar Juz tanpa sensor.

Well, terlihat dia bukan wanita jaim yang suka jaga image.

I’ll never forget looking over the edge of the gorge with it’s breathtaking high walls and the assertive ocean lapping at the smooth white sand. an orchestra of water kissing the land and wind chiming through the cliffs, nature at its best unadulterated

Sore itu awan bergelayut, sesekali angin bertiup kencang dan gerimis membasahi. Suasananya begitu dramatis. Air laut bercinta dengan pasir keemasan diantara tebing yang masif. Debur ombak mendesah bersama desiran angin.

Terpaan air laut, sesekali membasahi sepatu. Layaknya berada di pulau kecil tak berpenghuni, kami bercanda dengan berteriak sekeras-kerasnya, seakan melepaskan beban didada. It was kinda awkward but at the same time really fun.

Mama dari ketiga gadis ini menyarankan kami foto bersama. Cekrik! Kemudian sambil mengembalikan kamera dan menunjukkan hasil fotonya, dia berbisik ‘good luck’. Seolah-olah dia punya indra ke-7 dan tahu kalo saya naksir salah satu dari anaknya. Oh Mama, saya ingin memanggilmu dengan kata tersebut.

It is beautiful. We went there just before sunset and it was amazing. The strong waves makes us wet

Sometimes travel’s just about having a good time in a different place with new people. Maybe we won’t see each other again, but for that one day, we’re best mate

My trip was an adventure filled with a lot of exciting girls. We had fun like a teenager

It’s truly a stunning slice of tranquility and heaven. It was just mesmerizing

Loch Ard Gorge

Coastal nature park featuring self-guided walks, viewing platforms & a cemetery

Great Ocean Road Port, Campbell VIC 3269, Australia

Open 24 hours

Direction: Google Maps Location

7. Port Campbell Jetty

Campbell Harbour is a fascinating seaside village. Scenery was wonderful

Malam harinya, kami dibawa ke Port Campbell Jetty. Kota pelabuhan cantik yang berbatasan langsung dengan laut. Deru ombak mengiringi malam yang indah. Guide bercerita, banyak orang memancing, berenang dan berselancar di siang hari. Di malam hari, banyak jomblo melihat ke arah laut dengan tatapan kosong.

I could hear a sound of refreshing wave in the darkness. I smile to the ocean and give thanks for being alive

Port Campbell Jetty

A fascinating seaside village. It is a beautiful port on the western end of the Great Ocean Road.

2-10 Lord St, Port Campbell VIC 3269, Australia

Open 24 hours

Direction: Google Maps Location

The shiny large crane

Touring the Great Ocean Road and seeing the breathtaking scenery is one of those experiences that i’ll never forget. It’s packed with flawless beaches, endless stunning coastline, charming seaside villages, and diverse wildlife. This is a great day trip from Melbourne.

Dalam perjalanan kembali ke Melbourne, kami pun terlelap. Banyak detail yang tidak saya tulis. It’s simply because i tried to write about her, but i couldn’t produce a line. Bagaimana kami bertukar cerita tentang apapun yang terlintas dalam pikiran. Bagaimana kami bertukar Instagram dan say goodbye. Sebuah rahasia yang akan memudar pada waktunya.

Saya tidak memiliki jutaan kenangan tentang Juz. Dia gadis yang sekedar ‘lewat’. Tipe wanita yang saking sempurnanya, tidak berani saya perjuangkan. Hanya bisa saya mimpikan, dan mungkin tidak akan pernah saya miliki.

Setidaknya sekali seumur hidup, kita semua pasti punya tipe orang seperti ini. Seseorang yang kita naksir setengah mati, tapi ga tau cara terbaik untuk mengekspresikannya. The one that we never know how to start. Seseorang yang ingin kita kenal lebih jauh dan menghabiskan waktu lebih lama. Seseorang yang hanya sekejap mata, tapi meninggalkan kesan mendalam.

We are travelers on a cosmic journey. We have stopped for a moment to encounter each other, to meet, to love, to share.

This is a precious moment, a little parenthesis in eternity.

– Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

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