#Semen microscopes

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Things to know about Semen microscope and its uses

The Semen microscope is one of the greatest inventions that have happened to understand the human reproductive system even better. It is being used in huge amounts to study semen samples, the working of sperms, and studying the level of fertility of the sample as well.

[octuscle]

Dr. Jekyll

Alexei had been working on this project for weeks. He had been very lucky to be doing a research semester in England when the special military operation began. He took a dim view of any form of war. He was a scientist, not a soldier. But somehow he wanted to play his part in putting the aggressor in his place. As a biochemist, he would not be able to develop weapons. But his plan was to develop a substance that could help increase resistance to injury. And increase the resilience of a wounded body. He was on the verge of a breakthrough. Yesterday he had first inflicted a small cut on himself and then swallowed his substance; today there was no sign of the wound. Not much was missing and he would be able to heal even more complex injuries.

It was already dark. The last colleague had finally said goodbye. Alexei was alone. The last tests with his Laovor rats had been promising. This time he would not inflict a small cut on himself. This time he was going deeper, in the truest sense of the word. To be on the safe side, he had prepared disinfectant and bandages. He took a scalpel and pressed it against his forearm. He had trouble getting the ultra-sharp blade to penetrate his skin at all. There was a short glistening red mark. But it closed again after just a few seconds. No scar, nothing. It had worked! Damn it, it had worked. Alexei was not a person of great emotional reactions… But this, this went right through him. And it went down his pants. In the form of a boner. Fuck yes, his success made him horny. He couldn't help it, he had to jerk off. Here and now in the otherwise sterile laboratory. His otherwise not particularly impressive cock quickly grew to an impressive 20 centimeters. Alexei wanted to enjoy this orgasm, no, he wanted to celebrate it. He wanted…. FUUUUUUUUCK!

There was a huge mess on his lab bench. Test tubes, bacterial cultures, even his lab rats were splattered with an amount of cum that Alexei, as a scientist, would have thought impossible from a human life. And as a scientist, he only needed a few seconds to recover from the orgasm of his life. And he began to clean up the mess. He had amputated a leg from one of his lab rats, one of the first he had experimented with. The wound had closed on its own and quickly, a complete success. But now… Bloody hell! There was no leg missing. And the rat somehow looked… How should we put it…? It was a rat… But a magnificent animal! In a second cage, Alexei saw a rat slurping his cum with its tongue. And here, too, the holes in the gnawed ears closed up and the fur became thicker and shiny. Damn, his cum? A miracle weapon? There was plenty of the stuff left. But Alexei wanted to examine fresh sperm. And yes, he was still or already horny again. He took his cock out of his pants. A long thread of precum shimmered in the lab light. Alexei jerked off, a beaker ready to hand. Even now he didn't have to wait long… He felt it coming and he held the glass to his cock. And again: FUUUUUUUUCK! And another mess. The glass hadn't been able to hold his whole load.

The rat had licked his cum just like that and pure… He wouldn't be able to finish this beaker now. Especially as he wanted to examine a little cum too. But a sip like that…? Alexei was a little disgusted. But it was for science… He had no idea what cum was supposed to taste like. It was kind of interesting, yes… But he had lost a lot of time. He wasn't there yet He began to examine his sperm under the microscope. He didn't know much about human semen. Not his discipline… But this one seemed very agile… Even the one from the first load he had shot. He was getting warm. The lab coat felt tight. He took it off. The T-shirt was also uncomfortable. He was alone, who was going to mind if he worked bare-chested…

Alexei began to work with his cum, fascinated. He chased it through filters and centrifuges, he extracted proteins, he produced new samples. And then he went all out, mixing his previous preparation with a portion of concentrated cum from his last orgasm. No spoon this time. This time a big gulp! Alexei used the scalpel again. First on his forearm. He had considerably more strength than the last time he tried. He managed to make a wound a few millimeters deep. But it healed immediately. It didn't take a second. Alexei started a next attempt. This time not on his arm, but on his free upper body. His chest muscles offered even more resistance than his arms, but here too he managed to produce a briefly bleeding wound. But this also healed in a fraction of a second. Alexei recorded the results in his lab diary. He checked the wound on his forearm again. It was visible. Not as a scar. But in the form of colorful lines. Tattoos were growing on his skin where he had applied the scalpel. And where he had cut his chest, hair was growing!

Shit, it had been over fifteen minutes since he'd jerked off. This time he went to the toilet, massaging the hard-on in his pants. He wouldn't squirt all over the lab bench again. If he was going to make a mess, at least it would be in an easy-to-clean environment. His cock pulsed with anticipation, it took just a few movements of his calloused hands to produce a magnificent hard-on. And it was clear that he was about to squirt all over the walls as well as the toilet bowl. And indeed: BAAAAAANG! He shot off load after load. He tried to catch some of it with his hands in front of the glans. Shit, it got harder with every orgasm. Alexei licked his hands. It tasted so great. Milky pure manhood. He tried to tuck his cock back into his pants. That was harder than he thought. Alexei tried to wipe away some of the mess on the floor with a paper towel. His ass cheeks burst through his pants. And shortly afterwards, the seam on his thighs tore.

Alexei knew that there were a few amateur bodybuilders among the janitors. Maybe he could find something that suited him in their changing rooms. It wasn't really his style to rummage through sacks of dirty clothes. But what could he do? And sure enough, he found a pair of jeans that seemed to fit. A little too wide at the waist. But wide enough on his muscular thighs. He had to do something now. Right: log the latest events in the lab diary. He couldn't remember his cursed password from the notebook. So he took pen and paper.

“And then I'm like jerking my shlong, dude. And then I'm like totally busting a nut. And everything's dripping with my jizz. And I'm licking my fingers, 'cause they're covered in cum. And suddenly, my pants rip, bro. 'Cause, dude, my booty is in absolute competition shape like you wouldn't believe.” What else could he write? For fuck's sake, did this horniness never stop? His tattoos were impressive by now. So was the fur on his chest. Alexei scratched his beard. And shortly afterwards, his sack again. Something was strange here, something was wrong. And he didn't just mean those damn pants, which were too tight around the thighs and too wide at the hips. His crotch was wet from the precum dripping from his mighty boner. He had to get out of here. This air-conditioned air was taking his breath away. As soon as he was out of the lab, he took off his pants. Shit, he was naked, but he was probably alone in the building. There was a locker open in the scientific staff changing room. A racing bike outfit. The matching racing bike was leaning against the wall. Was there someone else here after all? He should have noticed that. He thought for a second about whether he should try putting on the cycling shorts. But they were obviously made for a slim man. And not for a giant 190 cm tall.

Alexei walked down the corridor towards the rooms for the technical staff. He was in the low-security area, where an iris check was enough to open the doors. He arrived in the changing room for the janitors and technicians. Had he been here before today? He couldn't remember… In any case, he found a jockstrap, socks and, above all, a boiler suit in the dirty laundry. It all fitted reasonably well. One of his colleagues also seemed to be in good shape. On the shelf of work boots, he found a pair in size 48 - thank God! The sun was rising, soon the place would be swarming with employees again like an anthill. He didn't want to be naked.

Alex had the feeling he had forgotten something in the lab wing. But he couldn't get back in there. An iris check wouldn't be enough. He needed his ID, which was in the pants he had taken off. He thought as best he could. What could he have forgotten in the lab wing? What would he be doing in the lab wing anyway? Beads of sweat glistened in his chest hair. He smelled under his armpits: sweat and musk. His cock was in someone's jockstrap, surrounded by cum-encrusted pubic hair. If anyone didn't fit into the clean air zones, it was a man like him. And anyway, this biology and chemistry shit wasn't for him. Blocked pipes and maybe a leaky roof: that was his world. But not today. The night shift had been exhausting. Now it was closing time. Maybe to the gym first. But then he was looking forward to a round of wanking and then his bed.

Dedicated to @guytransformedforever; Pics by @ki-kink

[girlactionfigure]

how to be an ally

LISTEN TO US

Antisemitism has been on the rise for the past few years, but since October 7, antisemitism is at the highest levels it has been since the 1930s. Yes, it’s that bad. If you haven’t heard about it, or if you don’t see it, ask yourself why, instead of casting doubt on us. 

Believe us. 

The Jewish community is hurting. Since October 7, especially, we have been gaslit on a global, unprecedented scale. After Hamas live-streamed a massacre, we are being told, globally, that it didn’t happen. Or that it wasn’t as bad as we think. Or that we deserved it. Or that we did it to ourselves.

When college students demand a global “intifada,” a term used to denote two violent Palestinian uprisings that predominantly targeted Israeli civilians, we are told “intifada” just means “to shake off.” When Hamas terrorists are caught on camera, various times, calling Israeli female hostages “sabaya,” a term Islamists use to describe sex slaves, we are told we misheard it. When an international team of forensic pathologists confirmed that Israeli children were decapitated, we are told we lied about it. We are told we lied about the rapes on October 7, despite the preponderance of eyewitness testimony, forensic evidence (e.g. broken pelvises, mutilated genitals, bloody underwear, semen on a girl’s back), and perpetrator admissions. No matter the evidence, the world keeps moving the goalposts. 

Our words are scrutinized under a microscope, and are received with doubt or outright denial. The gaslighting is such that we feel like we are living in a parallel universe.

So when we tell you how bad it is…just listen to us. Even if you don’t understand. Even if you don’t see it. Believe that we know our own experience better than you do. 

STOP POINTING FINGERS. START WITH YOU

We are so, so tired of fake allies who are quick to point to the antisemitism of others but won’t even begin to deconstruct their own biases. Antisemitism is very, very old, and very, very embedded into nearly every culture, so it’s likely that you have antisemitic biases, whether big or small. That goes for Jews as well!

This is not a personal accusation, and I’m not calling you a bad person. But sincere allyship begins with you. It’s very easy to point fingers. It’s a whole lot harder to take a hard look at your own actions and beliefs.

An example: several years ago, Shaun King was accused of antisemitism on Twitter (for the millionth time!). Instead of apologizing and holding himself accountable, he rebuked those accusations, saying, “I fight Nazis every day.”

In other words: instead of seeing where he could do better, or where he went wrong, Shaun King deflected by pointing to the antisemitism of Nazis. And yes, of course Nazis are antisemitic. But just because Nazis are antisemitic doesn’t mean that Shaun King can’t be antisemitic, too.

Something incredibly frustrating is that politicians on both sides of the political aisle use our existence and our experience of bigotry as a “gotcha” against their opponents. Instead of addressing the antisemitism on their side of the aisle — and it certainly exists on both sides of the aisle — they will relentlessly point to the antisemitism of their opponents, without ever addressing the antisemitism of their allies. But if they were truly serious about fighting antisemitism, politicians, whether left or right, would begin by addressing the antisemitism on their side before pointing fingers to prove a point. That’s not fighting antisemitism. That’s exploiting our pain. 

DO NOT SPEAK FOR US

People have been speaking for Jews for 2000 years. But we have our own voices, and we can speak for ourselves. The problem is that we are 0.2% of the world population (and, in the United States, 2.4% of the population). Though for centuries antisemites have depicted Jews as powerful puppeteers pulling the strings, and though we are accused of running the media, the truth is that we are vastly outnumbered and our voices are drowned out. 

According to the ADL Global Index on Antisemitism, 1.09 billion people across the world hold antisemitic attitudes. There are 15 million Jews in the world. Others’ narratives about us are far louder than our own narratives. That’s a problem.

As an ally, we don’t need you to speak for us. But we do appreciate you giving us the space — and, if you have it, the platform — to speak for ourselves.

Facts don’t lie; antisemites do. A recent Jerusalem Post study found that, since October 7, 46.2% of New York Times articles were empathetic toward Palestinians alone; whereas only 10.5% were empathetic predominantly toward Israelis. In other words, the Israeli narrative of events is getting buried. 

Similarly, the recent viral AI post, “All eyes on Rafah” had over 47 million shares. There are 15 million Jews in the world. A similar “pro-Israel” post, “Where were your eyes on October 7?” was shared only 500,000 times before being removed by instagram. 

Our community is small and our voices get drowned out. Give space to our voices, rather than create even more noise. Nobody is more qualified to speak of the Jewish experience than we are. 

SUPPORTING US PRIVATELY IS EASY. SUPPORTING US PUBLICLY IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT 

Look, I get it. Vocally supporting the Jewish community at this time is not necessarily the popular thing to do. Because of the tremendous suffering of Palestinians, anyone who shows empathy toward Jews — yes, including Israeli Jews, who not only form half of the worldwide Jewish population, but are also hurting tremendously right now — can come with consequences. You might be ostracized. You might be put on a “Zionist” blacklist, as they are popping up in just about every industry, ranging from Hollywood to psychology. 

But while you have the option to “opt out,” we don’t. We don’t get to keep quiet, because this literally affects our lives and our safety. It’s getting increasingly frustrating to receive messages of “support” who will never publicly raise their voices in our defense. In remaining silent, you are contributing to an environment of fear and ostracism. That doesn’t help us.

Let me address a couple of things before you get confused.

(1) in the previous slide, I said that we can speak for ourselves; you don’t need to speak for us. In this one, I’m asking you to speak up. So what’s the deal?

Instead of, say, making a post about what is or isn’t antisemitism yourself, you can share one of our posts or even invite us to collaborate on your account. You can also publicly say “hey, this isn’t right,” or “Jewish people need support,” both in real life and online, or something of the sort, without making yourself out to be an expert over Jewish people. 

(2) you don’t have to be an expert on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict to recognize Jews are hurting and to publicly voice support. If you don’t know what’s going on, I’d rather you not spread misinformation, but you don’t have to know the history or the facts on the ground to tell Jews that you see our hurt, and that you’re not okay with people hurting us. 

DO NOT TOKENIZE US

Antisemitism is a bigotry that has killed millions of Jews throughout history. It’s not a valid punishment for behavior or political views you dislike. All Jews should be protected from antisemitism, whether you like us as individuals or not. Period.

Before you share a Jewish person’s voice, ask yourself this: why am I sharing this? Am I sharing this because this person validates myviews? Am I sharing this to prove a point? Am I sharing this to show people, hey, this person agrees with me, so I can’t be antisemitic?

The truth is Jews can be antisemitic. Jews can perpetuate harmful behaviors and views that hurt the wider Jewish community. There were pro-Nazi Jews. There were pro-Stalin Jews. There are now pro-Hamas, pro-Islamic Republic, pro-Houthi, and pro-Hezbollah Jews. There have always been Jews who, for one reason or another, including internalized antisemitism, jeopardized the safety of their own community. 

If your objective is to “gain” something from associating yourself with any given Jewish person, that’s not allyship. It’s weaponization and tokenism. Allyship isn’t meant to be about you; it’s meant to be about the group you’re supporting.

You should support Jews because we are human beings, and our safety matters. Not because you’re trying to get something out of us. Period. 

LEARN ABOUT ANTISEMITIC TROPES AND CONSPIRACIES 

I cannot stress this enough. This is the single most useful thing you can do to support the Jewish people, in my opinion. Antisemitism can be hard to catch because it generally looks quite different than other forms of bigotry, and it’s constantly evolving. It’s hard to keep up with all the conspiracies — because, most often than not, antisemitism presents via conspiracy theories — so learning the “formula” of antisemitic tropes, stereotypes, and conspiracies is extremely helpful. Once you become familiar with this, it’ll be much easier for you to recognize this insidious, mutating hatred.

Personally, I like to use this formula: 

Please note: antisemitism doesn’t usually look like unabashed Jew-hatred. Antisemitism moves through conspiracies and euphemisms, whether “globalists,” “cosmopolitans,” “communists,” “capitalists,” and yes, “Zionists.”

LEARN HOW TO CRITICIZE ISRAEL

Like every other sovereign nation on planet earth, Israel is not above criticism.

It’s very important to familiarize yourself with antisemitic tropes, conspiracies, and stereotypes so that you can criticize Israel in a legitimate way, rather than in a manner that hurts Jews. 

(1) it’s totally okay to criticize Israeli policies, actions, politicians, and societal issues. However, make sure that these criticisms are rooted in reality, because there is so much disinformation about Israel 

(2) it’s not okay to call for Israel’s destruction, deny Jews the right to self-determine, or revise Jewish history to satisfy your narrative 

(3) it’s not okay to scapegoat Israel for issues unrelated to Israel, as well as to ascribe sinister motives to every single thing Israel does 

(4) it’s not okay to engage in Holocaust inversion; that is, accusing Israelis or Israel of being like Nazi Germany. Full stop

(5) it’s not okay to subject Israel to double standards not expected of any other democratic nation 

(6) it’s not okay to project antisemitic tropes, conspiracies, and stereotypes onto the Jewish state

When you project antisemitism onto Israel, chances are this will not improve anything in Israeli society; however, what it will do is it will hurt Jews. 

JUST BE THERE FOR US

Since October 7, the Jewish community has felt especially lonely. We feel that we’ve been abandoned by all our historic allies. We’ve been ostracized from our friend groups — or we’ve cut ties ourselves, because we don’t feel safe — and from our industries, which are becoming increasingly hostile to Jews who do not pass their political litmus tests, litmus tests with ever moving goalposts. 

We need support. Reach out to us, regularly. Lend an ear. Take us out for coffee. Let us know that you haven’t abandoned us. 

We also feel physically unsafe. As of June 1, at least twelve synagogues have been set on fire (or been attempted to set on fire), from Tunisia to Canada. Jews in the Diaspora have been murdered, kidnapped, and raped. These attacks have received little, if any, media coverage. Do what you can to physically protect our safety. 

Though most of us have absolutely no control over the policies of the Israeli government, our businesses are being targeted around the world. You can support our businesses that have been the target of antisemitic boycotts. 

[ghoulfuckersincorporated]

Do you have any headcanons about the Ghoul's cum? Is it an unusual color, taste, or texture? Is it radioactive? If you look at it under a microscope, do the sperm cells look mutated? Can he get someone pregnant? If he cums inside someone, are there any side effects?

I feel like my answer to this shouldn't start with "I have actually given much thought to what ghoul cum would be like", and it shouldn't be as long as it is, Anon, but here we go:

I headcanon that being a ghoul does make you infertile, especially as a man...early on. Radiation is a massive sperm-killer so I think all the human sperm would be wiped out pretty damn quick. But I think if you manage to stay alive long enough into the ghoulification process (which can be instantaneous or can be drawn out over years and years), your boys could possibly adjust and "heal" from being so damaged by the radiation and start producing sperm again. In the lore of the games, there are records of ghouls reproducing with one another (though it is not elaborated on at all and is apparently rare), so why would it be out of the realm of possibility (in the Fallout universe) that they could reproduce with healthy humans?

I think it would take the right human, the right ghoul, and the right conditions (my heart says 'radstorm', but I know how deeply corny that is), but I do think it's possible for some ghouls to get women pregnant.

I don't think their sperm themselves would necessarily be remarkable under a microscope; sperm having multiple heads/tails, no head/tail, and other malformations already exists in human men, and the number of them visible in a sample is used as an indicator of sperm quality. I think, that close, a sample from a ghoul would just look like a sample from a regular man with poor quality sperm.

The semen would be very radioactive after a few years, especially if you had sexual contact with an older ghoul or a still-sentient glowing one like Jason Bright or Oswald the Outrageous. I think it has a bit of a strangely-colored hue and I think it's thicker in consistency than before. You will absolutely get sick from it (especially if you swallow it) if you don't properly prep with Rad-X. Expect all the traditional symptoms of radiation sickness (fever, fatigue/fainting, confusion, vomiting, red inflammation and burns in the places you had direct physical contact, bleeding from the nose/mouth, unusual bruising) if you don't, and have Radaway ready for afterwards. What's the stuff for if not saving us from ourselves?

When a ghoul cums inside you, you can absolutely taste it, like you rested a nickle on the back of your tongue. You'll really hate it at first, but eventually you'll come to tolerate, even like it. Try not to let them "shoot up the club" every single time, though, since it'll probably leave you incredibly raw and sore. It's also long-accepted ghoul-fucker canon that your sentient ghoul lover cumming inside of/all over you can hide your scent from feral ghouls.

When I tell you that shit would taste so bad, I'm not even sure I have the proper words for what I think it would be like. Sort of like licking a battery combined with the bitter, acidic flavor of bile (and also the taste of semen, which doesn't exactly taste great anyway). You'll probably try to be sexy and brave and at least let your ghoul lover cum on your tongue once, but trust me when I say you'll never offer again. Especially since their regenerative abilities make them cum buckets every single time.

Godspeed, ghoul fuckers. We wouldn't do it if we weren't willing to risk a little rad exposure, right?

[shiyorin]

#Horny Ferrus in your area 

#Ferrus Manus x F!Reader

#All is his delulu

#NSFW, Horny Heresy, Delulu, from poipiku...

Ferrus Manus sighed heavily as he facepalmed, the iron-hard plates of his hands making an echoing clang against his brow ridges. Once again, he found himself utterly consumed by the most disgraceful thoughts and impulses.

He cast a sidelong glance at the anatomically precise... accessory he had painstakingly crafted for his own indulgence. It lay before him, a rendered facsimile of your own intimate petals fashioned with the most advanced printing technologies the Imperium could provide. Every crease and fold, each subtlety of texture and suppleness meticulously recreated to serve as the most exquisite self-pleasuring aid imaginable.

Just the sight of it caused his already stiffening arousal to throb with need. He could so vividly envision hilting himself to the root within that snug, yielding embrace. Sheathing his aching length in the sumptuous slick heat, snugly enveloped... savoring every undulating flex and silken ripple as he drove relentlessly into the clinging depths...

A low, ragged growl vibrated from deep within his chest. Slowly, as if drawn by an irresistible current, he reached down to curl one iron fist around his rapidly engorging girth. Just a few rough strokes of his calloused grasp was all it took for him to thicken and harden to his fullest, most excruciatingly swollen state.

Molten lust blazed through his veins as the first pearly droplets welled forth from the cock. His jaw clenched as he finally surrendered to temptation, snatching up the lifelike 'toy' to hover the open, flushed entrance just a hairsbreadth away from his quivering tip.

A harsh sound caught between a grunt and a groan tore from his throat as he began to ease forward, breaching the sleek, dewy lips with his ponderous girth. They parted in a deliciously bloom to accept his invasion with eager welcome, flowery folds stretching taut as satin around his engorged crown.

Bolt after agonizing bolt of electric rapture speared up his spine as inch after delicious inch was slowly engulfed in heavenly, suctioning friction. He could feel every last microscopic detail wringing blissful sensation from him, the sumptuous swirl of rippling texture, the incredible heated clutch fluttering and convulsing with each shallow thrust...

Ferrus braced his stance and gripped the quivering toy with both hands before beginning to hammer forward in a blur of piston-like thrusts. The sharp crack of flesh meeting fake flesh punctuated each slick, squelching impact as he rapidly built up.

A guttural moan split the air as he surrendered to the slipstream of rapture, hips pistoning forward with pile-driver force. The graphic sounds of his own lusty despoilment washed over him in a tide of shameful bliss. Scorching jets of semen forth to slick his throbbing, plunging cock with every fresh vulgar thrust.

But... something was unmistakably, achingly absent. 

For all the craftsmanship, the exacting detail and attention lavished to create this sleek, perfect imitation... it remained merely a lewd copy of the true awaiting him. As skilled as his maker's touch had been in rendering it, the piece ultimately failed to capture that most crucial, most profoundly transcendent aspect he truly craved.

Those lithe, limbs that could coil about his bulk with tantalizing grace, beckoning and beseeching. Your soft hair to tangle his hand within as he hilted himself fully, plunging to the root through the untold bliss of your silken depths. Your serene, flushed countenance shattering with unconstrained rapture as moaning of pleasure rent the air while he claimed you with all the unchecked of his primarch stature.

Even as his own motions grew more frantic and the inexorable crest built within him, Ferrus knew the ultimate rapture eluded him. He imagined your voice in his mind, soft like smoky as you urged him on with cries of enraptured abandon. The idea alone of your surrender, of being the one to undo that imperturbable composure while you came undone beneath him drove him ever closer to the edge.

He arched his back and began to harder his hips with more force. It was so good, so sublime... but it was not enough. Never enough. It could never capture what he truly hungered for. Not mere flesh and texture and sensation... but the soul-rending, and primal ecstasy of truly becoming one.

With a harsh moaning, he finally crested release and felt the scalding flood erupt forth from his core. His hips snapped forward with brutal force, ramming to the root once, twice, three times more as pulse after pulse of hot, thick seed erupted in gushing torrents from his juddering cock.

As the final ebb washed over him, he slumped forward. A deep sound somewhere between a growl and a weary sigh gusted from his lips. His hips offered only shallow, weakening motions as he coasted through the aftershocks. Hot ropes dangled obscenely linking his pulsing erection with the dripping toy.

He glanced down to see his cock still remained at half-mast despite his recent exertions, flushed and heavy with the first smoldering embers of rekindled lust.

A harsh sound caught between a gutting and a groan tore from his throat as he ground one unyielding fist against the aching swell. It would not be long before the fever consumed him once more…

[mindblowingscience]

Scientists are finding microplastics in virtually every nook and cranny they inspect in the human body. The alarming discoveries are now stacking up with such speed, there's barely any time to let the news sink in before another part of our anatomy joins the list of contaminated sites. Shortly after researchers in the US confirmed that microplastics had infiltrated the tissue in human testicles, researchers in China have now detected the pollutants in sperm as well. The team found microscopic fragments of plastic in every sample of seminal fluid supplied by 36 male participants from inland China.

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[veryferaldistributions]

Canon about Herbert West from the RA novelization (Before Miskatonic):

* Very likely killed his parents, even if it was accidental. (Chemical fire.) Likely not convicted, as he inherited and then sold his family estates.

* He was 13 when this happened, and spent the next 5 years in the foster system.

* As a child, he developed a stiff neck from hunching over a microscope for so long. He tried to amend this by balancing encyclopedias on his forehead.

* Has an aversion to sound. His parents watched a lot of TV, which held no interest for him. One of the reasons he liked Zurich was because of how quiet it was.

* Also has instances where he takes others’ statements literally. (Very autistic-coded.)

* Poisoned one of his foster siblings, resulting in him having green semen. (How Herbert even KNEW about this side effect is never explained. Yick!)

* From Ontario, Canada, originally.

* Attended New York University for undergraduate. They gave him a full scholarship.

* Studied with Gruber for approximately 3 years before his untimely death. (West was 24 at the time.)

* Wrote a complaint letter about the medical community in a science journal that attracted Hans Gruber’s attention.

* Herbert got everything in Gruber’s will. (How this wasn’t grounds for a murder trial is beyond me.)

* Spent his childhood talking to himself while watching the grass grow through the sidewalks. His parents (unsurprisingly) sent him to a psychiatrist.

* Had an unspoken father/son relationship with Dr. Gruber. (BTW, Hill’s mentioning of Gruber is the reason he’s crying in that deleted scene, not Dan.)

[mutiny-huyutiny]

WE THE PEOPLE CRAVE ARTEMISIA LORE

hi!!! that's my friend oc sooo he has written a text about her here it is!

"Hi! Thank you for your interest in my lil girl :)

Sorry for any mistakes - I don't write in English as much as i should to keep my grammar straight.

So, in that AU Dankovsky stayed in the Town after Polyhedron fell, and after long depression he decided that he would understand the concept of death better, if he researched the creation of life.

So, with the help of Stamatins, he created Glass Incubator - that creation kept comfortable conditions for embryos and allowed him to watch the process from start to finish.

So, he started experimenting - from chickens to mice, from cat to dog, it all were successful. Once he raised a whole healthy calf in that thing.

So, he decided to raise a human in that incubator. And he decided to use his own egg (Transkovsky nation hiii), but he also needed someone's seed to fertilize it. He decided to invite Artemy for this, cause he is healthy, and he is a medical professional. He wouldn't find his little asking strange.

So, it was successful (although, a little bit awkward), but Daniil fertilized his egg with Artemy's semen using the microscope, and put fertilized egg into incubator.

He journaled every step of the embryo's growth and he was totally unaware that he created not only a human, but a child. His child. He looked at that silly little thing behind the glass and saw only the next step for his understanding of death and next leap for science as a whole.

When the child was taken out of the incubator (born), she weren't given a name. Daniil just called her with cute pet-names like "Malenkaya" (Tiny) or "Malyshka" (Baby). Sadly, Artemy, who attended the birth, realised instantly the whole situation - he is a father now. It's their daughter, and Dankovsky doesn't see that. Somehow.

Few days later (in those days the child was under the supervision of her wet nurse) Daniil presented the Glass Incubator and all the creatures that he raised in it in two years, and, lastly - healthy baby girl. Whole town were shocked, and the question came from the crowd:

— Who is the girls parents?

And after answering

— She was created using mine and Artemy Burakh's biological material.

Daniil realised

Oh FUCK

So, he gave the baby girl to Burakh, and there were 3 month of uncomfortable and cringeworthy interactions between them two, Daniil and Artemy finally accepted that they are parents now. And they should start taking that seriously.

Shortly after Daniil moved in with Artemy, Sticky and Murky, and they are finally named baby girl Artemisia"

[tviral]

RE: BIOLOGY / PHYSIOLOGY

Nemesis’ hypothalamus region works faster than that of an average human. Owing to the fact that it has two hearts (and therefore, two circulatory systems), its average body temperature ranges around 101-103 degrees. 

The metal pump on its chest serves to protect his secondary, protruding heart. Though it will not kill him if damaged, it has the potential to cause serious injury and trigger potential mutations.

Its tentacles are extremely sensitive outside of their combative uses. When relaxed, they provide stimulus directly to Nemesis' brain, and can be utilized for things such as smell, taste, and touch. 

The tentacles are each about 20-26 feet long, with a firm, fleshy texture like human muscle, and covered in microscopic orifices capable of secreting the T-virus.

In total, there are 30 places on his body in which Nemesis can extend his tentacles. The tentacles themselves essentially "live" underneath his skin and provide structural support to his body, appearing through small holes and gaps in its tissue.

While a majority of Nemesis’ bodily fluids are not infectious (saliva, bile, mucus... semen. Etc. They carry traces of the virus, but it is not potent enough to be deadly), his blood is highly toxic.

Nemesis has few weaknesses, but few is not none. Electricity, certain points of vulnerability such as the exposed heart or the base of the skull, and the brain are but a few of its major weaknesses.

Nemesis’ roar is incredibly effective at stunning his targets. His roar piques at 140 decibels in his humanoid form, and even louder when mutated, easily capable of rupturing eardrums.

Nemesis is selectively mute, but not by choice. Though he can speak, extensive mutations have essentially warped his vocal cords to the point where they cannot be adapted to human speech. The most he can handle is one or two syllable words.

Common words used in his vocabulary other than the ever-famous "S.T.A.R.S." include: mine, no, yes, kill, die. His voice is extremely deep and guttural, almost to the point of being incomprehensible at times. He also has no lips, so he struggles with pronouncing certain words.

He prefers to vocalize through growls, roars, chuffs, and is even capable of "purring."

It doesn't necessarily sleep, per se, but it does go through periods of recharge that are very similar to sleeping. He can go without sleep for an impressive 2 weeks, but will become less effective in combat as a result. When sleeping, he typically remains at rest for at least 2-10 hours, and does not experience the REM cycle.

His eyesight is decidedly poor in comparison to his other senses. Nemesis relies mostly on scent and sound when it comes to tracking his prey. He is able to detect scents and pheromones that remain undetectable to your average human, and he can hear/feel vibrations in the ground. Due to the lack of a pupil in his one remaining eye, Nemesis is incapable of filtering light through his retina.

Nemesis also has the ability to "parasitize" living hosts through egg implantation. The tentacles in his wrists have two small openings at the ends where he can lay eggs inside of a suitable host. The method in which he does this is particularly gruesome, seizing the victim by the head and pushing his tentacles in through the eye sockets, nostrils, and ear canals (anywhere he can access the cranium) and lay eggs. Once they hatch, the larva will eat the victim's brain and take over their central nervous system and all other bodily functions. Nemesis can control these lesser parasites through use of a hivemind-like system.

Like most species of worms and parasites, the protein present in Nemesis’ blood (haemerythrin) colors it a shade of purple.

[speedlimit15]

that AITA about the woman asking her husband to please clean up his semen and him refusing and denying even when she literally gets out microscope slides to prove he’s lying about it not being cum makes me so mad i can’t reblog it. i hate that she had to make an edit like I know i’m psycho XDDD because she’s not even being ridiculous she’s using objective proof to try and argue with someone repeatedly lying to her face about making her clean up his cum just so he won’t have to take responsibility for his behavior like….

[quasmoindianmicrosocpe]

Semen Analysis Microscopes: A Cost-Effective Solution For Fertility Clinics & Labs

Semen analysis microscopes are an essential tool for fertility clinics and laboratories. The microscopes allow the technicians to accurately assess the quality of a man’s sperm. This information can be used to diagnose infertility and to monitor the success of fertility treatments.

[reptiles-of-the-mind]

Hello there! Excuse me Mr Reptiles, but could you please elaborate on the microscope post tags? I feel like there is a cool history lecture hiding in there

Hello there— most certainly!!

Several people are credited with inventing some form of microscope, including the Dutchman Antoin van Leeuwenhoek in the mid-to-late 1600s (who btw was born in Delft, of tile fame).

The story goes that Antoin (the spelling of his first name is debated) was busy with his wife when it occurred to him that there might be something interesting inside semen that actually produces life. Scientific theories at the time as to how conception occurred were slim, and experiments included putting semen in a womb-shaped vase to see if life would form. This did not work lmao

So, he rushed to his microscope and placed a sample under the lens. He saw what we now know are sperm! He would find many more tiny lifeforms with his microscope, which were named animalcules. The word homunculus was also used to describe hypothetical tiny people inside sperm, iirc.

So that's the story!! (sorry for the late reply heh)

[bacchicly]

worst smutty sentence I have ever written below the cut...the cutting room floor is calling...

 and wooosh his semen pulses and gushes out of his flared body into hers - propelling his rockets of DNA fast and deep into the microscopic obstacle course that is the last bastion of survival of the fittest.

[organical-mechanical]

There’s some type of micro-organism (I can’t recall the name) that we’ve never been able to document the entire mating process of.

We’ve been able to see some of it, but there’s one major roadblock:

Every time they expel semen, it fogs up the glass of the microscope

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

[bestivfcentreindubai]

Understanding Male Fertility Tests and Their Costs

Male fertility tests play a crucial role in identifying and addressing issues that may hinder a couple's ability to conceive. These tests are often the first step for men when exploring potential reproductive health concerns. A variety of diagnostic methods are available, each designed to evaluate specific aspects of male fertility. Gaining insight into these procedures, including their benefits and expenses, can empower individuals to make informed decisions about their reproductive health journey.

The Importance of Male Fertility Testing

Infertility affects millions of couples worldwide, with male factors accounting for nearly 40–50% of cases. Early detection of potential fertility issues can significantly improve treatment outcomes and reduce emotional stress. Male fertility tests are non-invasive and straightforward, designed to examine factors such as sperm count, motility, morphology, and overall health.

These evaluations not only help diagnose conditions like low sperm count or poor sperm quality but can also identify underlying medical issues such as hormonal imbalances, infections, or genetic disorders. Expert in reproductive health, emphasizes that timely testing and treatment are crucial for enhancing the chances of conception.

Common Types of Male Fertility Tests

Semen Analysis: A semen analysis is the most common test to assess male fertility. It evaluates sperm count, motility (how well the sperm moves), and morphology (shape and structure). This test is typically conducted in a laboratory setting, where a sample is collected and analyzed under a microscope.

Hormonal Testing: Hormones such as testosterone, follicle-stimulating hormone (FSH), and luteinizing hormone (LH) play a significant role in sperm production. Blood tests can measure these hormone levels to identify imbalances affecting fertility.

Scrotal Ultrasound: This imaging test helps identify structural abnormalities, such as varicoceles (enlarged veins in the scrotum), which may impact sperm production or delivery.

Genetic Testing: Genetic testing is recommended in cases of unexplained infertility or when certain inherited conditions are suspected. It can identify genetic mutations or chromosomal abnormalities that affect fertility.

Post-Ejaculation Urinalysis: This test checks for the presence of sperm in the urine, which could indicate retrograde ejaculation, a condition where sperm enters the bladder instead of exiting through the urethra.

Factors Affecting the Cost of Male Fertility Tests

The male fertility test cost varies widely depending on several factors, including:

Type of Test: A semen analysis may be relatively affordable compared to more advanced procedures like genetic testing or scrotal ultrasounds.

Location: Costs can differ significantly between countries, cities, and even clinics within the same region.

Clinic Reputation: High-end clinics with advanced facilities may charge more for their services.

Insurance Coverage: In some cases, insurance may cover part or all of the costs associated with fertility testing. It’s essential to check with your provider for details.

Understanding these factors can help individuals and couples plan their budgets and avoid unexpected financial stress.

Typical Costs of Male Fertility Tests

On average, the male fertility test cost can range from $50 to $300 for a basic semen analysis. Additional tests, such as hormonal panels or ultrasounds, may increase the overall expense to $500–$1,000 or more. Advanced genetic testing can cost upwards of $1,500, depending on the complexity of the evaluation.

It’s important to consult with a trusted healthcare provider, who can recommend the most appropriate tests based on your medical history and fertility goals.

Benefits of Male Fertility Testing

Early Diagnosis: Identifying fertility issues early allows for prompt treatment, which can significantly improve outcomes.

Tailored Treatments: Fertility testing helps healthcare providers design personalized treatment plans based on specific diagnoses.

Reduced Emotional Stress: Knowing the cause of infertility can ease anxiety and provide a clear path forward for couples.

Improved Success Rates: Addressing fertility challenges early can boost the likelihood of conception, whether through natural means or assisted reproductive technologies like IVF.

Preparing for a Male Fertility Test

Preparation is key to ensuring accurate results. Here are some steps to follow before undergoing a fertility test:

Abstain from Ejaculation: Avoid ejaculating for 2–5 days before the test to ensure an optimal sperm sample.

Avoid Alcohol and Tobacco: These substances can negatively impact sperm quality and should be avoided in the days leading up to the test.

Inform Your Doctor: Share any medications or supplements you’re taking, as some may influence fertility results.

Navigating the Emotional Journey

Fertility issues can be emotionally taxing for individuals and couples. It’s essential to approach the journey with patience, understanding, and support. Counseling or joining support groups can provide emotional relief and practical advice from others who have faced similar challenges.

Conclusion

Male fertility tests are vital tools for diagnosing and addressing reproductive health challenges. By understanding the types of tests available, their benefits, and the factors influencing their costs, individuals can take proactive steps toward achieving their family goals.

Disclaimer:

The information contained in this blog is for informational purposes only and does not constitute medical advice. The information is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified healthcare provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition or treatment. Never disregard professional medical advice or delay in seeking it because of something you have read on this blog.

[curenishant]

Why CureIndia is the Best Choice for Infertility Treatment for Men in India

Infertility is a sensitive and deeply emotional issue that affects countless men worldwide. For many, the inability to conceive can feel overwhelming, leading to frustration, stress, and a sense of helplessness. It can strain relationships, impact mental health, and create a longing for answers and solutions. At CureIndia, we understand the physical, emotional, and psychological toll infertility can take. That’s why we’re committed to offering compassionate, world-class care for infertility treatment for men in India, providing hope and pathways to parenthood.

Understanding Male Infertility

Male infertility accounts for nearly 40%–50% of all infertility cases and can stem from a variety of causes, including:

Low sperm count

Poor sperm motility (the ability of sperm to swim)

Abnormal sperm shape

Hormonal imbalances

Lifestyle factors such as smoking, alcohol consumption, and stress

Medical conditions like varicocele (enlarged veins in the testicles), infections, or genetic disorders

These challenges can lead to difficulties in conception, making advanced diagnosis and treatment crucial. With proper medical attention and tailored solutions, many men overcome these obstacles to fulfill their dream of fatherhood.

At CureIndia, we believe that infertility should not define your future. Our role is to provide you with the best care, guidance, and support so you can take control of your journey.

Why India is a Global Hub for Infertility Treatment

India has emerged as a world leader in advanced fertility treatments. The country is home to highly experienced fertility specialists, cutting-edge medical facilities, and some of the most affordable treatment options globally.

Advanced procedures like Intracytoplasmic Sperm Injection (ICSI), In Vitro Fertilization (IVF), surgical sperm retrieval, and hormone therapies are widely available in India. Patients from around the world travel to India for these treatments, drawn by the combination of high-quality care and affordable costs.

CureIndia makes this process even easier for international patients, ensuring a seamless journey through medical care and logistics.

Why Choose CureIndia for Infertility Treatment for Men in India?

CureIndia has established itself as a trusted name in medical tourism, connecting patients with the best doctors and facilities in India. Here’s why CureIndia is the ideal choice for male infertility treatment:

1. Access to Leading Fertility Specialists

CureIndia collaborates with some of India’s top fertility doctors who specialize in diagnosing and treating male infertility. These experts bring years of experience and a track record of successful outcomes. They use advanced diagnostic techniques like semen analysis, hormonal testing, and genetic screening to determine the root cause of infertility.

Our specialists customize treatment plans for each patient, ensuring that every approach is tailored to individual needs.

2. State-of-the-Art Medical Facilities

Our partner clinics and hospitals are equipped with cutting-edge technology, including advanced microscopes, imaging systems, and labs designed for precision fertility treatments. These facilities adhere to international standards of care, ensuring that patients receive the highest level of safety and success in their procedures.

3. Affordable Treatment Costs

One of the key reasons India is a sought-after destination for infertility treatment is its cost-effectiveness. Treatments like IVF or ICSI can be prohibitively expensive in many Western countries, often putting them out of reach for average families.

At CureIndia, we ensure you receive world-class treatment at a fraction of the cost seen elsewhere, without compromising quality. Additionally, our transparent pricing policies mean no hidden fees—allowing patients to focus on their health instead of financial worries.

4. Comprehensive Medical Tourism Services

Traveling to a foreign country for medical care can feel daunting, but CureIndia simplifies the entire process. Our dedicated team assists with every aspect of your journey, including:

Visa arrangements

Travel and airport transfers

Accommodation near the treatment center

Language interpretation services

Cultural support for a comfortable experience

This seamless support allows patients to concentrate entirely on their treatment and recovery.

5. Personalized Care and Guidance

We prioritize personalized attention at every stage of your fertility journey. From your initial consultation to post-treatment follow-ups, CureIndia provides end-to-end support. Our team ensures that all appointments, procedures, and care plans are handled efficiently, keeping your convenience in mind.

6. Holistic Approach to Recovery

CureIndia emphasizes a holistic recovery process. Infertility can be emotionally taxing, and we understand the importance of mental well-being during treatment. Our partner clinics offer:

Nutritional counseling to enhance fertility health

Stress management techniques, including yoga and mindfulness

Counseling services to address emotional challenges

This comprehensive approach helps patients feel supported both physically and emotionally.

We Understand Your Pain

Struggling with infertility can feel isolating, but you’re not alone. Many men face similar challenges, and CureIndia is here to guide you toward solutions. We recognize the emotional weight of failed attempts, the frustration of unanswered questions, and the desire to start a family.

At CureIndia, we don’t just treat medical conditions—we care for the person behind the diagnosis. Our team works tirelessly to provide comfort, understanding, and the best possible chance for success.

The CureIndia Advantage: Trust, Expertise, and Care

When you choose CureIndia, you’re choosing more than a medical tourism provider—you’re choosing a partner dedicated to your journey. We combine expert care with compassion, ensuring that every patient feels heard, valued, and supported.

With access to India’s leading fertility specialists, world-class facilities, and affordable treatments, we’re confident in our ability to help you overcome the challenges of infertility.

Take the First Step Towards Parenthood

Infertility is a hurdle, not an endpoint. With the right treatment, support, and care, many men go on to achieve their dream of fatherhood.

If you’re considering infertility treatment for men in India, let CureIndia guide you. From personalized care to advanced medical solutions, we’re here to make your journey as smooth and successful as possible.

Reach out to us today and take the first step toward building the family you’ve always dreamed of.