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i think the silly guy needs to participate in nnn. yknow. only to have like a mega massive maryam teasing him relentlessly with just how enormous and wobbly she is.

"Ah, Can You Help Me Get Through This Doorframe? It's Just So- Tiny!"

she says, hyper ass firmly wedged to the point where the pent-up reader has to spend nearly an hour pressed up against soft cheeks before she's free...

Oh boy……

You face cartoonishly sweats as you look up at the maryam, the sight of her figure sending your body into a overdrive you know you can’t fully control, temporarily filling your mind with ‘befriending’ fantasies until their request for help snaps you out of it

You let the Maryam know you’ll try your best, and with shaky hands, push up against the rear.

You feel your hands sink into Kanaya’s assflesh, the smothering feeling making making a certain rod of yours stiff, lifting it straight into the space between her cheeks, clenching your teeth as you feel your balls rumble from the sensation.

You expect this is gonna take a while….

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(( Cringe hot take: NNN deserves more love porn/erp wise

((I get why it has the bad sigma, the origin of it is cringe, it’s geniunely unhealthy and irl wise, it’s best to just not do it

(( but I think there’s a hotness in trying your best to not nut your brains out, and what seems like everything around you going out of its way to make you want to, from your own balls producing nut, to the folks in your life with fat/hyper ass either unintentionally or intentionally teasing the hell out of you

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(( forgot to mention here but yesterday was birthday!

(( yall should make up for missing it by sitting on reader in asks for late birthday presents uwu

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Try and turn my muse on! The catch, you can’t touch them! Use words, fantasies, pictures, anything to get them hot and bothered!!

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Send in sexy pictures to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts.

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Send "Game On" to send my muse a lewd arcade cabinet.

Either up to the mun to describe it, or feel free to describe any details of the cabinet yourself.

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a ghostly version of aradia?

You’re referring to @maidofsize! You’ve yet to actually….well…properly meet them, but you’ve met folks who have, you’ve even been given pictures!

You pull out two photographs given to you by a earth c resident that claimed to have met the gal, the first one you show off is them from behind, the classic ram horns, the long hair, the ragged clothes, and the far larger then average rear

You hope to meet them one day, they seem like someone perfect to befriend!

You then show off the other picture, of them from the front, a large tent protruding under the ghost skirt, with a side of large spectral balls along with them, to top it all off, at the corner of the photo, her pure white eyes could barley be seen.

You also feel a sense of kinship with them as well, as someone who’s been forced to deal with noise spamming nuts…..you’re hoping they have advice to deal with it, since they seem a bit more experienced with them then you

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About how massive are your orgasms?

You’ve been told it ranges from “clogging entire mouths and throats” to “opening the front door while your entire house is submerged in water during a flood”

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Hey is it cool if i lick and kiss your ballsack for like 6 hours straight?

If the anon thinks they can manage six hours of the smell of your nuts constantly filling their nostrils while they’re licking you up, you won’t stop them! feel free!!

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What's the rest of that ranking list like, then?

Second place goes to that ghostly version of Aradia you’ve heard rumors about

Third place goes to this earth c’s karkat

Fourth place goes to that Egbert that lives with the female version of themselves

There’s more, but you’re mostly going off the top of your head from memory, you need to grab the list proper

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NICE COCK. MIND IF I SUCK IT?

@cocksuckingcarcinogen

You do not Infact mind! as you look up at the familiar face. You lift up your hoodie (where you kinda just, have to hide your shaft) and take up the party boi on the offer

Compared to your balls, your cock’s pretty normal in retrospect, all things considered, a simple 24 inches in length, basically just two 12 inch rulers stuck together by the ends, there’s a bit of girth, but nothing good ol Blowkat can’t take down.

The only real problem obvious to the both of you, is that Kar might have to squat down to do this, as you are half their height

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big, rumbly tummy in the reader's askbox

the troll it is attached to is shy and doesnt want to make herself known

...yet.

Whoever the mysterious troll is, they are rewarded with the feeling of your head resting against their wonderful tummy, on your side so you can hear the inner workings of their wonderful body, you gently rub your hands against the stomach, your fingers pressing on it repeatedly like a piano or drum

After a bit, the movements slow down, as your proximity to the perfect pillow finally starts to cause you to doze off, your eyes getting heavy

Sleep….sleep is good…..

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^ Has a list ranking of all their friends’s fat asses

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So how often and hard are you usually cumming?

You tell the anon you jack off at least once, maybe three times per day, mostly out of necessity, as your semen production is, as bystanders you’ve accidentally creamed and earth c medical doctors put it: “Incredibly and utterly overclocked”

As for how hard, it depends on how much you’ve been slacking, your normal ejaculations are no different from other people’s outside maybe output, but the more pent up your balls get?

Well……

You’ve once accidentally broken a window with a rope of sperm after not jacking it for 2 weeks

The highest you ever got comfortable going (for the sake of others) was shooting as hard (and fast) as a fire hose after a month of abstinence from relieving yourself

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🔥 Bellys.

(( put reader’s head on a belly and they are passing the FUCK out

(( what is a tummy if not just a human pillow

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🔥 Condoms

(( Reader cannot wear a condom

(( not because they don’t want to, but because for some reason, any time he tries to, when they ejaculate, they’ll always release just enough to pop it, extra durability, bigger size, doesn’t matter, if he orgasms and he’s wearing one, that condom’s popping like a overfilled water balloon.

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🔥 Boobs

(( Reader’s actually pretty good at triggering people’s lactating state early, and milking breasts

(( Turns out. Being friends with bronze bloods and jade bloods ends up giving you a lot of experience with milk related stuff