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(( is there a non whiny way to say “I feel incredibly horny for no reason and really wanna turn it into writing but also don’t wanna beg for anons or annoy the folks I already roleplay with”

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🧠 jerking off to jane and retconning your load to her

You really do wonder about the ramifications of retconning your loads to your friends

Like, obviously it’s all in fair fun, and your usual loads aren’t too messy enough that they can’t just get out immediately, but it’s your unusual loads that make you worry

Your loads big enough to count as a tsunami, your loads big enough to drench a entire person, no, a entire room, those are the loads you worry about retconning

You can see it now, Jane, in all her fat assed Crocker honor, in a meeting, an important meeting, when something blue and white appears behind her. Someone liquidy, but thick, everyone in the room barley getting a chance to react before they’re all coated in the room sized flood of reader jizz

By the time it washes over, everyone is covered in ball cream, absolutely drenched in the stuff, the room 1-3 filled in the stuff, any important business records ruined by your lust

Thankfully, due to the ask meme, this is nothing more than an intrusive thought, nothing you have to actually act on, thankfully, you would hate to humiliate Jane like that

On an unrelated note, your balls feels surprisingly lighter then usual….

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(( actually gonna reblog this ONTOP of the previous ask because A. The fact someone made actual art for this blog completely unprompted was and still is a geniune shock and more people deserve to see it, and I hope to see more in the future, even if I have to commission it

(( and B. Fits into the point I’m trying to go for, the muscle in the thighs, the biceps, the arms, not too much where it looks crazy but just enough that it gives off strength, mixed with the overwhelming hyper ass (and somewhat noticeable fat tits). THIS is what I mean by “ass with a side of muscle”

🎁'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the hive Not a creature was stirring, not even a cheese critter; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Condy soon would be there;

MERRY CONDYMAS AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR

You look at the sight before you with abject fear in your heart, before you try to steel yourself

Ok reader, Her Imperious Condescension has finally tracked you down all the way to your home, and is now currently presenting her entire bass to you wrapped up in lights and wrappings.

This is a trap, you know it is, the condy has been gunning for you ever since these last few months since she somehow learned you A. Have retcon powers, and B. Have gained a pair of swollen nuts. first she sent CrockerTier versions of your friends after you, and when that failed thanks to you moans alerting your fellow friends, she sent herself, like a climax to a story arc barley in the making.

You think about retconning away, but you’re pretty sure that would more upset her than anything.

You think about that one ask from that one anon a while back, about the Condesce being really into cute little guys….

What if……what if you befriend the condy?

it sounds corny, and considering her actions to your friends on and off alternia, probably one of the last things you’d ever consider to do….but…..she dragged herself all the way out here….and put on a entire Santa get up….assumingly for you….maybe…there’s a chance?

You then notice the mistletoe, and know what you have to do.

You stumblewalk up to the massive toned cake of the fish bitch, getting bigger the closer you get to it, and with a jump and a pull, tear off the wrappings.

With a deep breath in, and a deep breath out, you lean in, and give the ass crack a kiss, your face submerging itself between her cheeks, but your body, thankfully, still free. No going back now…..

(( putting this here to thank neon again for the art, I love it, so fucking much, and while I know this one’s yours, if the Crockertier one you sent a while back was also yours, I can’t wait for more asks from you like this, i hope you and everyone that reads this had a Merry Christmas and will have a happy new year!

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Latula didn’t even have to finish her teasing before the reader leaped onto the caked up toned girl like a fnaf jumpscare.

You don’t know why, but if fat assed versions of your friends made your body go out of control, fat assed versions of your friends with a bit of muscle/strength tend to just, ragdoll you instinctively

You don’t know why you have this urge in you.

Watsonism says that your experience befriending friends like Chahut and Nihkee weirdly fused with your newfound lust for ass upon coming to this timeline/universe, resulting in your small brain associating someone with ass with a side of muscle with what you can only call ‘safe lust’, someone you can throw all of your more then befriending feelings onto without the fear of something going wrong due to them having the strength to make sure it doesn’t go wrong

(Not to say the person WITH the muscle can’t make things go wrong, you’ve seen your fair share of toned Vriskas, and you refer to the condy incidents you had to go through last Christmas)

Doylism says the Mun behind your narration finds something hot in the idea of humping the hyper ass of someone who could very much kill you hot

You explain all of this, so that the outside forces understand how hard you are humping latula’s gigadonk, the only reason it’s not all rippling with your thrusts besides your size and meat physics, is because of your hands grip with groping her wobblemeat, your legs and arms so sunk in that they’re acting as insulators for your lustful ball slamming.

You hope the radgirl doesn’t mind you busting, because you’re gonna, and hard

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Send my muse intrusive thoughts and they'll react as if they were having them.

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Curses you with a fairy serket!!! A small god tier Vriska with a comically large ass flies into view, seeing the irresistible challenge of your endowment and dives straight for your bulge.

You stare confusingly at the fairy serket as the fly straight towards your junk, wondering why they would self sabotage themselves like this, as the closer the serket gets, the more understandable the look gets

Reader’s musk is already a lot for a lot of normal sized folks, so the moment the fairy serket gets two rulers close to your shaft, it hit her nose, no, it hit her brain like a wall, like suddently showing up in a swamp where the entire place smelled like a mix of swamp air and gasoline, and it hits hard, the serket can feel her wings stop working from how much the musk overloads her head, forcing her to crash land on the top of his cock, flopping around until she stops, face down, ass up, on a throbbing, pulsating cock.

You look down at the small serket, and worryingly ask if they need help

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Send me “Command Me!” and My Muse will give Your Muse a command that Your Muse cannot refuse and must obey, no matter what it is!

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Send 🧠 + an intrusive thought for my muse to have, and they'll react to having it!

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Bronya begins to get up finally giving you time to relax, just before she seems to remember a few more pointers. "vV Oh, Just one more thing! Vv" she says before excitedly plopping straight back down with a THUMP that reverberates through your whole body.

You sigh in relief as she starts to get up, just on the precipice of orgasm, the victory sound effect starting to play in your ears before bronya interrupts herself.

You barley even manage to get a word in before she unknowingly resubmerges your cock between her cheeks, the act rattling through your entire body, before the dam just finally bursts entirely

You jizz, and you jizz hard, mud thick ball batter splatters itself against bronya’s back in ropes so frequent you can’t tell when one rope stops and another begins, the more you shoot, the more ball sludge ends up on the jade blood’s asscleavage, and that’s not even mentioning how it’s getting into the hair…..

You promise to yourself that you’ll make it up to bronya, eventually….

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Clearly someone's in dire need of an upgrade. Anon combines [ ARADIABOT ] && [ EMPRESS ASS REPLICA ] to make 1 IMPERIAL CONDYDRONE.

You look at the anon in horror

You then turn to the condydrone, 20 feet of fushcia metal clad hotness, tits fat enough that not even your cock’s tip will be poking out of that cleavage, and behind her, the main attraction, cheeks so wide, so big, you can’t even figure out the numbers, and for once that isn’t just a excuse for the Mun to bullshit math

This thing isn’t gonna destroy your pelvis, this thing’s gonna destroy your entire skeleton!!

You look back at the anon with increased, abject horror, why would they do this?!?

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Bronya casually sitting on your lap as she explains the troll reproduction cycle to you in long detail.

On one hand. While you appreciate listening to your friends, the more you have to actively listen to how troll reproduction works, the more you’re reminded of just how much of a hell would alternia is

On the other hand, bronya does this really adorable thing where she wiggles her hips before she moves onto the next step and you swear, if she does it one more time, you’re gonna burst…..

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how's reader been getting along with that aradiabot since we last saw him

Admittedly….you have it powered down and stored in your closet, it was too dangerous to see constantly…

Your crotch still hurt from all the reverse cowgirl riding…..your balls even more, just the memory of it makes you ache…..

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The condesce did have that life touch though while not as effective. How does that work on you?.

While you do feel its effects (mostly just seeming to decrease or increase your sperm’s potency). anything actually big or long term or permanent doesn’t seem to work on you.

You expect it’s for one of two reasons:

A. Being both a being capable of retconning and a first guardian has put your existence in some sort of superposition, but like, a really down low superposition, one where the draining or extension of your life doesn’t really have a full effect on you.

B. The Mun doesn’t wanna write downright snuff

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Send me a “👀 + a question” and my muse has to answer honestly!

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what about mom lalonde getting cockdrunk though

…..you guess wouldn’t COMPLETELY say no

You’ve just, never had the chance to interact with mom Lalonde a lot, outside of those times…..

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would you rather do one really tall chick or several shortstacks that would equal the height of the really tall chick? like the white queen vs several ms paints. "why is that your unit of measurement" humans are too average and troll horn height makes things confusing.

Tall Chick

You’re already short, why would you do other shorties? Yall gotta stick together!!