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shared clothing

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK Yes! | Oh god you don’t even know |

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Send me a kink (or scenario) and I'll rate it!

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No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK Yes! | Oh god you don’t even know |

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would you ever willingly cockvore someone

It depends on the situation, you’d like to believe, folks that threaten to hurt your friends you’d wouldn’t mind giving the old slurp and crunch, but in regard to friends……that��s another thought entirely

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(( getting on my knees and praying for the manifestation of a fat assed terezi, Vriska, and Feferi blog so I can complete the set of “Reader and the troll girls he’s befriended by having fat balls and good vibes”

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2024 is almost done, so have another serket 8utt

ten million alts after the cut

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Anonymously ask me some "would you ever"s

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She's a 10 but loves to make you hard in public.

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Send ‘lewd nickname’ + a lewd nickname for my muse’s reaction to your muse calling my muse by that nickname!

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you've just opened pandora's box now there's a non-zero chance that being sit on can lead to you getting pulled in and churned into ass fat. live by the ass die by the ass. (or game over in your case)

This is the equivalent exchange to allow more anons to attempt to fluster you with scenarios, if you are to be churned into ass meat, you simply hope you get a good nut out before you are….

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have you ever teleported into someone's stomach by accident

Of course not, you may not be good as John, but your retconning skills are pretty alright all things considered, you would never fuck up that bad! Silly anon.

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got any new years resolutions

Oh, just a few!

- Make any new friends you can find on this site!

- maintain your relationships with old ones

- get stuck in @arsenicbighip’s pants

- be adorable!

- maybe get a game system?

- maybe get a new hoodie (strong maybe….you still like this one….)

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never took you for a vorny man mr reader

You’re not, but you recognize that in a timeline like this, anything can happen, so you don’t rule out that something like it could happen for you.

(Also, The Mun recognizes that only indulging in asks/rps about buttjobs, fat asses, fat balls, and musk/sweat is a sure fire way to be picky and not get much traction, so they wanna expand tastes in their own way, with kinks/fetishes they at least tolerate. But you’re pretty sure you’re not supposed to read this part of the script)

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cute homestuck dudes and the girls that digest inside them

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Happy New Years from your favorite reader!

You’re so happy your introduction to this world was met with so much positivity! even if some of it has been a bit……messy.

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you would want to be trapped anyway do not lie to me these sunglasses see all

You have- wait no, that joke doesn’t work, you’ve lied in multiple routes to get your friends

>:p

How about that?

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how many times have you smacked people with your junk

Surprisingly, not that many, you’ve had the occasional dick flop on someone’s face, but you’ve never actually properly slapped someone’s face

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Long story short, Vriska put something in the eggnog causing your body to go into overdrive, turning your junk colossal as it idly spewed waterfalls of pre. Due to the size of your balls they created enough sweat and steam to fog up the city, inducing what we dubbed as "Mass Musk Psychosis™". By the time you came to, everything looked like it was ripped right out of a zombie apocalypse movie, as well as getting a massive fine for being a "biological hazard".

Wow.

You’ll admit, that’s a scary scenario, turning the kingdoms residences into musk drunk zombies? that would be terrible! You’d never be able to pay that off! No wonder you have to retcon it out

But, you have one bit of evidence that makes you doubt it.

Why would Vriska. The Notoriously attention/relevance seeking troll that you know she is, do something that would give you relevance, an overabundance of it even? Wouldn’t it be more in character for her to do it to herself?

Even if this is the future…..you think you’re still gonna go to this eggnog party anyways! 90% of prophecy’s only happen because the person’s they’re about tries to stop them from happening, so you know what! You’re going, and if you end up causing some muskpocalypse you’ll have to undo….so be it!