#Segull :D

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Segull :D

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might actually make something and put it on the internet for no one to see. feeling the hype!!!

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cluelesscher’s tags:

“you fight good, eat more protein” inspired by-

@piesandbirbs :  jack zimmermann and shang from mulan have the same character arc, discuss

@achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily : on a scale of “eat more protein” to “you fight good,” how bad are you at expressing emotions

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Can I pweese have Ramsey being a dad to Sylvie please? You da best.

HEHEH yes (also lets just pretend Percy is Sylvie in this case, I am too tired for photoshop- me wants to write)

Dad!Ramsey and Son!Sylvie

Did you mean: ALMOST Max and Goofy from the Goofy movie????

...BUT while Ramsey isn’t the most prone to do dad jokes, he gets under Sylvie’s skin another way- he likes to constantly bug him about father/son time :)

He’ll make “jokes” like “Ya know, when I was your age me and my pops used to go down to the bay and catch a couple of fish, whadd’ya say, huh? Ya wanna go fishin’ with your old man?”

Ramsey says this while knowing FULL WELL that fishing isn’t Sylvie’s thing, and both of them each expect Sylvie to roll his eyes and go “Hard pass.” Which Sylvie usually does- though secretly, (and Ramsey would never admit this) Ramsey thinks that fishing with Sylvie wouldn’t be so bad

On the other hand, Sylvie doesn’t like the thought of Ramsey being his dad :( he sees Ramsey as nothing but a conman, and doesn’t completely trust him not to mention the fact that Sylvie doesn’t even like his biological dad

But sometimes, Sylvie does have his moments with him. Whenever Ramsey needs to get out of the house (totally not because people are looking for him or anything) he’ll take Sylvie with him to the park, Ramsey just strolling in a casual disguise and Sylvie walking next to him, texting his clients. This one particular time, Ramsey happened to see a dad with his toddler son, the dad giving him a piggyback ride while the two were just having fun

Ramsey instantly got an evil grin on his face, turned around and the second Sylvie looked up from his phone to say, “Yeah?” Ramsey had already ducked down and hoisted Sylvie onto his shoulders

Now listen... Ramsey is pretty old. Meaning when the other civilians at the park saw Ramsey giving Sylvie what SHOULD’VE been a piggyback ride, what they actually saw was:

Ramsey: *FLAILING his arms like a segull trying to regain his balance*

Sylvie: *sitting on Ramsey’s shoulders like normal, but his body is leaning a lot more forward than it should be, screaming* Ramsey what the FUCK?? PUT ME DOWN

Ramsey: IM TRYIN’

Sylvie: *patiently waits for Ramsey to stand upright again, until Ramsey starts to fall over and Sylvie’s body starts to topple over with him* PUT ME DOWN PUT ME DOWN PUT ME D-

They both fell down on the sidewalk (and looking back, the thought actually makes Sylvie chuckle)

BONUS:

Oh yeah, did I mention that Ramsey is willing to buy Sylvie whatever he wants for his office or clients? Because he would

Ramsey always insists that “I’m not gonna spoil you or whatever,” and then goes out and does exactly that

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Milwaukee July 27th

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‘Props’/Opening of the Show

Starts with what they are not going to do

Mentions ‘erotic role play’

Dan as a criminal, Phil as a policeman, voiceover of implied smut

Dan and Phil ‘strip’

Truth Bombs

Dan: if they started a religion what would it be called?

A: hello my name is [jesus], memeism, and LLAMA LOLZOR XD.. ism (winner)

Phil: whats hidden in their browsing history?

A: how to keep houseplants alive (winner), ASMR mouth noises,how to pretend to be innocent

D&P: if they released a fragrance what would it be called?

A: rat musk (winner), nasal phantasy, eu du door of the lady

Ball & Mystery Box

Phil threw a ball into the audience to guess what was ‘inside’ the mystery box

hair straightener, dentist kink video, a golden ladydoor

Dan VS Phil

Psychic Connections - dog breed (Dan said shibe, Phil said chihuahua)

Phantastic Phacts

This part has been removed from the show.

Dan, Phil, or a Rat?

Picture: Phil (Phil got it right)

Picture: Rat (Dan got it right)

D&P Dilemma

For Phil: Dan becomes an athlete but Phil loses a Christmas. This was hard for him because Phil loves Christmas, however Dan would live longer if he was an athlete so he chose that.

For Dan: Phil’s houseplants become immortal but Dan has to share his internet history. Dan said no because he’d go to prison.

Friendship Test loser - Dan (27 - 25 , Dan is in the lead)

Wheel of Doom

Dan was sacrificed.  

Good VS Evil

Dan - infinity wars spoilers, old branding, the g-note

Phil - a million puppies, hugs, a tasty meal

Getting Deep

Q: What is your favorite video?

A: They both said the photobooth challenge despite it being the stupidest idea ever. They said they both watch it when they’re having a bad day.

Q: I’m worried about my presentation at work and that I’ll pee on the floor.

A: They said that everyone was worried about their own presentation and won’t even pay attention to yours. They said also to not pee on the floor but if you’re sitting close to this person just lift your feet so you don’t get pee on your feet. Dan also said to wear an adult diaper.

Q: Something about a brother replacing someone with fornite?

A: Dan said the same thing happened to him and he didn’t know how to stop it.

Golden II Awards

They wore glitter suits

Give fandom awards to the audience

Phil’s Diss Track

Lyrics to Phil’s Diss Track (fan cited/not official)

Dan on Piano

Dan plays a song on the piano

Has to do with him and Phil’s origin story

Phil interrupts by returning to his diss track momentarily

Lyrics to this part of the show (fan cited/not official)

Interactive Introverts Duet

Dan and Phil sing a duet with Dan playing the piano

About how they’re ‘Interactive Introverts’

Lyrics to this part of the show (fan cited/not official)

*Bonus*

Audience was named Linda!

Phil opened the show by saying this morning he had been attacked. He told a story of segull that dive bombed him in the 30 seconds it took him to walk from the tour bus to the venue.

Dan said Phil spent the rest of the day casually telling people he had been attacked that morning.

Dan said ‘dick is dead’ referring to the ship between him and Nick Jonas

Dan said the hexagon ring in the stage was supposed to be for cheese wrestling.

They said the currency in Milwaukee is cheese coins

Dan also said everyone in the audience was made of cheese

During the diss track Phil wore a ‘wisconsin badgers’ hat

Dan called Phil the ‘Dexter of houseplants’

*Current pre-show/intermission playlist*

Thank you to brigid (@/softsmiling), rem (she/her) (@/sad___potato), Roz (they/them) (@/roztherobin), Alicia for your submission!