#Sebkurt

[ao3feed-puckurt]

Happy Birthday Kurt Hummel

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/EDTGCAX

by KrazyForKurtbastian

When Blaine Anderson asks his boyfriend Kurt Hummel what he might like for his upcoming birthday he is less than pleased with Kurt's response.

Words: 1551, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Glee, Kurtbastian - Fandom, Kurt and Sebastian - Fandom, kurt hummel - Fandom, Sebastian Smythe - Fandom, sebkurt - Fandom

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Sebastian Smythe

Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Kurt Hummel/Sebastian Smythe

Additional Tags: Lust at First Sight, Reluctant cuckolding, Horny Kurt, Even hornier Sebastian, Mention of gay sexual acts, Birthday Wish, Not Blaine or Klaine Friendly, Insecurity, Jealousy, Blaine is a big cry baby

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/EDTGCAX

[lady-divine-writes]

Kurtbastian one-shot - “Text-ual Healing” (Rated M)

Summary: A slight misunderstanding leads to a spectacular revelation. (1438 words)

Warning: implied past relationship angst with a certain curly-haired someone...

Read on AO3.

I fucking love you.

The words don't register with Kurt right away as he fumbles his phone, juggling his coffee in the same hand and adjusting the straps on his mask with the other. He'd gotten to NYADA with minutes to spare when his phone buzzed in his pocket. 

He'd lollygagged checking it because he knew it was Sebastian.

Kurt had left his boyfriend's bed, mouth, everything only a half-hour before. So, the man was texting him to gloat.

Remind Kurt why he was late to school today.

And why he was limping despite opting to bottom for the past six months. 

It had nothing to do with power and everything to do with intensity.

Duration.

Kurt glances at the words on his screen and fondly rolls his eyes.

"Oh, Sebastian. My eloquent boyfriend," he chuckles. "I fucking love... " Kurt's heart races as the words he'd scanned assemble in his brain, their meaning ticking loudly like the last ten seconds of a countdown.

Oh my God. Did Sebastian just tell him...?

Kurt swallows hard enough to hurt, but it doesn't break him from his stupor.

Why? Why would he do that? Why would he tell him he loves him for the first time like this? Through text message!? The bastard!

Though this is honestly very much on-brand for Sebastian: wait until after a night of epic sex, after he has sucked and fucked his boyfriend to the brink of insanity, let him go on his way to somewhere important, then mind-wipe him with an outrageous confession.

This way, Kurt would never forget it.

Are they at this point, though? Ignoring the ridiculousness of his timing and execution, are they at the I love you stage? 

Kurt thinks so. He has for a while, but that could be the hopeless romantic in him. The amount of time it took Kurt to go from, "This is just sex. I will never fall in love with Sebastian Smythe," to, "I can't believe I'm in love with Sebastian Smythe!" was embarrassingly short. Considering the relationship that preceded their nightly dinner dates and bed gymnastics, he was convinced his affliction would be one-sided for as long as this lasted.  

According to this message - apparently not.

Kurt should be jumping for joy, but he's terrified. He's been in love once before. It didn't turn out too well for him. That one relationship rolled him through the twelve-step program of relationship red flags: deception, gaslighting, jealousy, codependency, isolation... He doesn't believe Sebastian would do any of that to him, but is he ready to take the chance?

The clock in the lobby chirps loudly, and Kurt takes a much-needed breath. It's eight a.m. - ten minutes since Sebastian sent that text message. As Kurt stares at his reflection in his phone screen gone black, he becomes aware of several things.

One - he's late for class. He's missing a test. It's worth a quarter of his grade. 

Two - at some point, he'd dropped his coffee cup. It was mostly empty, but what was left has stained his suede Oxfords.

Well, Sebastian's suede Oxfords.

Three - he has stalled replying to Sebastian for a length of time that could be interpreted as Thank you, and not I love you, too.

And Sebastian deserves an I love you. He absolutely does.

The man has changed. He's put in the work. No longer the pernicious butthole from high school, he's matured into a man Kurt has been proud to call his.

Kurt has loved Sebastian for months now, too afraid to say the words out loud for fear they'd be the end of their relationship. The happiest, healthiest relationship he's had in a long time.

Maybe this could be a first step towards something new. Something exciting. Sebastian has already extended his hand. All that's left is for Kurt to take it.

Now seems like a good time.

Swiping his finger across the screen, Kurt brings his phone out of hibernation. He glances at Sebastian's text, gaze landing on it long enough to confirm it still exists. Kurt's heart skyrockets as he takes the plunge and types I fucking love you, too, Sebastian Smythe.

He tacks Sebastian's name on the end so that he'll know Kurt means this message for him without question.

Kurt presses send, then leans against a wall and waits. No reason to rush to class. He's too late to attend now anyway. He can beg for forgiveness later.

This is more important. 

Kurt's hands shake as he waits nervously for a reply. But Sebastian doesn't text back. He sends a voice message instead. Kurt presses play the second it pops on his screen, heart thrumming so hard it moves his entire body away from the wall with every beat. He expects a quippy response, something along the lines of: "Well, you don't have to get all mushy about it," in that boyish, shy voice Sebastian gets when the real him peeks through the cracks of that worn-out facade he wore through high school. Kurt contemplates running out the doors, jumping on the subway, and heading back to Sebastian's place for a PornHub ending to this Hallmark moment when the message starts playing and he hears: Wait... what?

The tone of Sebastian's voice, that comical confusion, makes Kurt's blood run cold. Did he not expect Kurt to say it back? Did he not think he felt that way? After six months of kisses and cuddles and movie marathons and naked confessions?

Or did he not...?

Oh dear God...

Kurt looks at Sebastian's text, double-checking that the message said what he thought it did. His racing heart slams against his ribcage then plummets to his stomach.

It doesn't say I fucking love you.

It says I love fucking you.

Kurt's world stops spinning. He knows it has because he can't breathe. He slides down the wall, landing on his butt on the cold floor.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God...

OH MY GOD!!

Kurt starts frantically texting. Maybe he can get Sebastian to think it's a joke. A cruel, horrible, disgusting joke, but still. A joke. Sebastian would understand a joke, right? 

RIGHT!?

Not able to keep his thoughts in order, he gets halfway through a sentence before sending it and starting a new one, each more desperate than the ones before.

Wait!

Sebastian? 

I misspoke!

I mean, I miss typed!

I didn't...

It was a...

Grrr! He can't say joke. He can't. Dammit!

He's in the middle of typing, "Please, don't hate me!" when Sebastian interrupts with another voice message. Then another. And another. 

Two short, one long. 

Kurt's heart sinks further. 

Oh, God.

Please be, "It's okay."

Forget about it.

No big deal.

Water under the bridge.

I knew you were joking.

Don't be, "It's over."

Please?

Kurt selects the first message. It's five seconds long, and it's a chuckle. Good chuckle? Bad chuckle? It isn't long enough for Kurt to tell.

Kurt selects the second message, also five seconds long. It's a pause, then a single sniff. An angry sniff? Angry at Kurt for making their relationship more than it is? Or a sad sniff? Sad because Kurt screwed up, caught too many feelings, and now what they have is over? Again, it's not long enough to tell.

Kurt's finger hovers over the play button on the third message, but he can't get himself to press it. He doesn't want to hear it. At close to thirty seconds long, this is the one. This is the message that changes everything. He feels it - deep in his heart that hasn't started up yet.

He closes his eyes and sits there, waiting for fate to take over, waiting for something to happen.

Waiting for someone from admin to see him sitting on the floor and tell him to get up and leave.

Or waiting for his arm to get tired and gravity to do its thing.

He sits there, still as stone for what feels like an hour.

The door beside him opens. A breeze spirals in, slipping underneath the hem of Kurt's jacket and sending a shiver up his spine. His finger falls. It lands on the screen. With his eyes shut, Kurt isn't sure where exactly it lands, isn't sure his phone hasn't gone to sleep. Sebastian's hoarse voice comes from the speaker, and Kurt knows his finger hit its mark. Sebastian sniffles, on the verge of tears from the sounds of it. He stutters, stumbles over a word or two, laughs out loud. Then he says:

Kurt... I fucking love you, too.

[69-toojay]

I love how every popular Kurt ship fits into a different genre vibe-wise.

Hallmark rom , the good kind (yes they exist).

Teen rom-com.

Drama.

Sit-com.

Psychological thriller.

[kurtsiehummel]

KURTBASTIAN WEEK DAY 2: Canon Compliant

kurt and sebastian meet, and it's hate on first sight. both of them are intent on having and keeping blaine, and when it's clear kurt is the winner, they express their feelings the only way glee clubs know how - through song. it isn't until they're singing the ending strains of every breath you take and staring into each other's eyes that they think, oh - they may have been eyeing the wrong target all this time.

[kbweek2020]

The prompts for Kurtbastian week! 

Throw in your art- be it fic, fanart, gifs, playlists, etc, and this blog will boost it! Publish the work with the corresponding prompt. You can pick one or both for the day, you can do every day or just one, or you can be one of our lovely rebloggers sharing the love. 

At later dates, we’ll publish examples for all of the prompts, single and combined.

For updates, info, and art boosting, follow this blog!

[daftydraw]

A Drop in the Ocean (Complete)

The fan-sequel of A Change in the Weather (2012) by Cacophonylights is up on AO3 now!

Authors: @jwmelmoth​, @daftydraw

Pairing/Chars: Kurtbastian; Kurt Hummel, Sebastian Smythe, ACITW’s OC Smythe family, Burt & Carole Hummel, Finn & Rachel

Words: 218K (19 chapters)

Status: COMPLETE

Genre/type: Romance, fake dating AU, sequel

Rating: Mature

Summary: Kurt and Sebastian have decided to try dating for real, but it’s only the first step to becoming a real couple; there are challenges ahead that neither of them expected when they drove down to the beach house.

Authors’ Notes: Happy 4th of July! (more notes on AO3)

(Re)read A Change in the Weather first? You can find the ACITW Masterlist here: https://jwmelmoth.tumblr.com/post/617126597956370432

Or go straight* to A DROP IN THE OCEAN on AO3!

*not so straight actually, in case you’ve forgotten

(new post for timezones, incase the earlier post has vanished from the tags)

[yumikofukawa]

Happy pride month!!!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[zenlesszonezero]

As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.

Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.

[thecriminalchipmunk]

KURTBASTIAN WERE GOING TO SING EBYT???

Yes, dear anon, they were. Unfortuantely the duet was given to Pezberry instead. Don’t get me wrong, it’s nice and all that happened. But the possibilities if Kurtbastian would have sung it, the freaking possibilities. I remember that there was a demo somewhere out there years ago, sadly I never got the chance to listen to it, because it was deleted before I knew it. I’m still bitter about this, to say the least. Bitter about a lot of things actually; that happened and didn’t happen, but I’ll spare you.

[woman-of-the-sea]

Thank you @daftydraw en @jwmelmoth for ADITO. It was absolutely amazing. After all these years this story finally has an ending. I love it so much. And those dedications are so funny and cute. You two did an amazing job and I can’t thank you enough💙

[xhaedes]

I just checked on AO3, and I’m both shocked and saddened at how little fics there are in the Glee fandom with alpha/beta/omega dynamics (I mean this relative to the number of A/B/O AU fics I’ve seen in other fandoms I’m a part of). I don’t think there’s even one A/B/O AU fic for Kurtbastian, much less with alpha!Sebastian and omega!Kurt, which breaks my heart, given that I love A/B/O AU fics and Kurtbastian is my #1 Glee ship. 

So...anyone out there also like the idea of alpha!Sebastian and omega!Kurt? Because I’m thinking of maybe coming up with some ficlet ideas, or something. 

[requiemreads]

“As Long As You’re Mine”

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt x Sebastian

Prompt:

"Kurt gets into a heated argument with someone, so Sebastian, picks up Kurt and carries/drags him out of the room before anyone gets hurt."

Authors note:

Okay, this wasn’t a request, even though I should be sorting through the millions (that’s an exaggeration) of requests I already have but this came to me and I couldn’t not write it. So, here we are. Plus the two of these characters have more chemistry in five seconds of them interacting than five seasons of Blaine and Kurt...

Word Count: (To be updated later because my laptop is a butt)

Sebastian glanced down at his phone that had been constantly going off in his pocket for the better half of ten minutes, he was confused to say the least. Why was Blaine "the hobbit" Anderson messaging him, and why was he needing Sebastian to get to McKinley as fast as he could?

He sighed and shook his head as he headed towards the exit of the Lima Bean, so much for wanting to get a decent coffee before he headed back to Dalton. He couldn't get the messages out of his mind, what was so urgent that he had to travel all the way to the little public school that Blaine now called home? Sebastian shook his head once more as he opened the door to his car and drove off in the direction of William McKinley High School.

As he pulled into the parking lot, he saw a bunch of cars still parked, even though it was roughly two hours since classes had been let out for the day, this just made him that much more confused. He parked his car, locked it quickly and jogged up to the entrance, making sure to turn his nose up at even setting foot in a public school again. Whatever Blaine needed him for better be worth it.

Sebastian trudged throughout the halls of the school finding it deserted, he thought that Blaine was definitely getting his own back on him for what he had done to the curly haired guy, although he couldn't exactly see what Blaine's intentions were. He was about to turn around and try and find his way out of the maze of a school when he heard yelling and screaming coming from one of the classrooms down the hall.

His eyebrows furrowed in confusion, it was definitely a change from the silence of the rest of the school, surely if Blaine were here, he'd be in this classroom? He made his way closer to the room and his eyes widened as he opened the door.

The New Directions were all sat in chairs to the side, their eyes as wide as Sebastian's were. He spotted Blaine near the front of the group but he was fixated on the two people screaming and shouting at each other in front of all of them.

Of course it was Kurt and Rachel...

Sebastian leant against the doorframe as he listened in to what the argument was about, seemingly unnoticed by the group as he watched the drama unfold. Kurt was bitching about Rachel, having seemingly lost out to her again for a chance to sing a Wicked solo.  He snickered slightly at Kurt's comment about the fact that she looked more like one of the munchkins from the musical rather than Elphaba herself. I mean, he wasn't wrong there.

He noticed Kurt advancing towards her, the argument getting way too heated and like it was going to turn into a full on fight if they weren't careful. As Kurt kept getting closer and closer to Rachel, Sebastian knew that he had to step in, considering the New Directions were still stuck in their seats.

Sebastian rushed in and surprised Kurt, wrapping his arms around the younger boys' waist and all but dragging him out of the choir room. Now Rachel was the one to look with wide eyes at the two of them.

The door closed behind the two of them as Sebastian let Kurt go, making sure to block off any chance that the countertenor had of getting back into the choir room and going even more ape shit on Rachel than he already had done.

"Woah there, Princess. What's up with you? Y'know, when Blaine of all people could see that things were turning south..." He trailed off as he took in Kurt's expression. He didn't look angry or pissed off, he just looked dejected. "Every solo from any musical, always goes to her. I was just sick and tired of feeling like a background singer." Kurt slid down the wall that he was leaning against and brought his knees up to his chest, resting his head on one of them.

"Hey, it's okay. I mean, I'd much prefer hearing you sing than Frankenteen's elf." Sebastian sat down beside Kurt and nudged him with his elbow. "I actually love your voice, especially when you don't know I'm listening when you take showers." He winked at the other boy before laughing slightly and bringing Kurt in for a hug.

Kurt didn't appreciate that though and hit Sebastian on the arm.

"Remind me never to let you stay again." He smiled and shook his head, leaning into his boyfriend's side.

"Well, that would be hard." Sebastian smirked as he was hit on his arm once again by Kurt.

"I don't appreciate your sexual comments." Kurt mumbled into Sebastian's chest. Sebastian faked a look of hurt, "But, babe, that's why you fell in love with me."

[zenlesszonezero]

As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.

Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.

[lady-divine-writes]

Hey, D. It's been a horrible few weeks, and I haven't read anything from you in so long. Do you have any funny Kurtbastian rolling around that you can post (no pressure)?

Hey, nonnie :) I'm sorry it's been horrible. Same for me. So this isn't the best I have to offer. But I hope it'll do until I get something else up <3

Under the Table

Summary: When Kurt bets his boyfriend that he can't drink him under the table, the outcome isn't exactly what he expects.

Read on AO3

"Mmmph... Kurt? Hurry up. I need to... gangway, Kurt!"

Kurt hops aside, clearing a path to the first stall for his lime-faced boyfriend. He stands guard in the open doorway, eyes glued to the mirror over the sink. He doesn't need to watch Sebastian drop to his knees and pay homage to the toilet. This bar is cleaner than most on the Lower East Side. Still, as with most public toilets, Kurt suspects much gonorrhea has been spread here. But the real tragedy?

Sebastian is ruining a gorgeous pair of Gucci jeans.

Hooooork!

Kurt stares sympathetically at his own reflection and sighs.

He looks incredible tonight. He really does. He went all out for this date (with the help of the Vogue in-house salon): highlights, a trim, a saltwater facial, a brand new shirt to go with the floral-print corduroys he borrowed from Elliott three years ago and conveniently forgot to return.

Sebastian looked incredible, too - in his tightest fitting pair of indigo jeans and the scarlet button-down Kurt had gotten him for Christmas. That was until roughly five minutes ago.

Pity.

Now, Kurt will have to burn that outfit the second they get home and soak Sebastian in ammonia to boot.

Hork! Hooork!

Kurt scrunches his nose, forehead creasing with disgust. Kurt had intended on getting Sebastian on his knees eventually, possibly even in a bathroom. But not like this.

Kurt needs to plan his sexual escapades better.

Hork! Hoooork!

He winces when Sebastian heaves harder, his whole body straining before relinquishing the remaining contents of his stomach into the bowl.

"You know, when I bet you you couldn't drink me under the table, I thought that at least we'd end in a tie."

Sebastian sniffles, then grotesquely spits. "S-sorry to disappoint you."

"A-ha. What about that b.s. you spewed back in high school about drinking Courvoisier like it was mother's milk?"

Sebastian snorts at Kurt's on-the-nose word selection. "Didn't I tell you?"

"Tell me what?"

"I'm lactose intolerant. Hork!"

Kurt steps away from the stall, needing to put some distance between himself and his retching boyfriend before he gets struck with a wave of second-hand nausea. Kurt loves Sebastian. He's not going to leave him to suffer the slings and arrows of too many tequila shots alone. But it would be nice if there was something else in this tiny lavatory for him to focus on besides Sebastian turning his stomach inside-out.

A particularly wet splat starts Kurt inching towards the door. "Jesus Christmas."

"Wh--what was that?" Sebastian groans, his voice sounding painfully raw.

"I said there-there... " Kurt lies, distracted by his phone vibrating in his pocket. He pulls it out, reads the message on the screen, then sighs with relief. "Thank God. That's your Uber. Come on. You can finish your projectile puking in the comfort of your own home."

The toilet flushes, accompanied by a loud creak as Sebastian latches onto the toilet paper dispenser for support. He falls back to one knee when it proves an unreliable assistant. "You called an Uber?"

"Yessir."

"But we drove here in your Navigator."

"Hence why I said your Uber," Kurt replies, helping Sebastian to his feet, several paper towels from a roll on the sink keeping their palms apart.

"You're leaving your SUV here?"

"No, no, no. I would never do that." Kurt holds Sebastian by the shoulders and leads him towards the door, careful to walk as far back as his arms will extend, in case Sebastian's stomach isn't empty yet. "I'm driving my baby home. I put my Navigator through so much in high school. I'm not putting it through this."

[69-toojay]

Kurt: Are you a strained relationship with parents gay or a surprisingly healthy relationship with parents gay.

Sebastian and Santana *doing finger guns*: Yes.

[jebsaysmeow]

2012 vs 2019

how both chris and grant wanna work together on the set of tlos movie

[kbweek2020]

CANON COMPLIANT:

-Sebastian character study looking into his feelings for Kurt and how they evolve through the seasons

-Kurt and Sebastian, after the proposal, become Facebook friends, and after S6, it grows into more

-Sebastian in general being very confused by all of these very confusing feelings he is having every time he looks at Kurt

-Sebastian is Kurt’s divorce attorney after a post-series, high profile, Klaine divorce, and Kurt had no idea that getting divorced involved so many nice dinners meant for discussing property division that go off the rails, confiding in your cute attorney (and former rival), and falling for said cute attorney

COFFEESHOP:

https://cheezygoddess.tumblr.com/post/123379193242/coffeeshop-au-masterpost-aus

https://pleasantnightarbiter.tumblr.com/post/146238953349/coffee-shop-aus

FUSION: -After the finale and the Kurt/Blaine divorce that occurred a few years after that, Kurt walks into a cozy little coffee shop that just happens to be owned by Sebastian

-Outsider!POV in which the baristas at the Lima Bean all have a big theory that the Dalton kid who asks for Courvoisier in his coffee is TOTALLY into that Kurt guy

-Sebastian has been checking out this guy at the Lima Bean for forever, and imagine his surprise when he ends up hitting on that guy’s boyfriend and becoming his most hated enemy?

[zenlesszonezero]

As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.

Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.

[daftydraw]

Fic Rec

China Cups and Top Hats | By @nalasan​ | Read on AO3

Let me tell you somthing. This fic has changed my life.

I never knew I needed Victorian!Kurtbastian in my life until I read this and now I NEED MORE OF IT.

Honestly. It has EVERYTHING. Snarky mis-beginnings, hurt, pain, longing, the slowest of slow burns ever, ALL THE FLUFF, amazing OCs whom I have now adopted as my children and just awesome KB goodness.

Kurt is a footman, Sebastian is an Earl and it is set in the mid 1800s and it is delicious.

I read the first 2 chapters on Wednesday, and then picked it up on Thursday and read through the night - finally finishing it at about 7am when I then had to get up and get ready for work.

It has been a LONG time since I found a story (fanfiction or otherwise) that has had this effect on me.

Please, please, PLEASE go and read this fic and give nalasan all the love for it! It is extremely well deserved.