#Screwpinecaprice

[ask-the-flirty-fighters]

Mr: Every time! Every time, I come back from a long trip, you hide my shaving supplies!

❤️🍓: yuuuup! and I always will so I can snuggle and caress that beard! 😈😈😈.

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Thanks for the art @screwpinecaprice , always appreciate commissioning you.

[altenx]

HOLY SHIT CHAT IS THIS REAL I LOVE THEIR ART IM GONNA SCREAM 😭😭😭😭/POS

[accessible-tumbling]

[ID from alt: A young Connie Maheswaran and Steven Universe at a table. Connie is sitting with a juice box in one hand, the other hand is lifting up her sunglasses while she looks at Steven. Steven is looking back at her as he's leaning on the table with one hand, the other hand on his hip. He tells her, "You know, I, uh operated a deep fryer without a licence a couple a times now." End ID]

Young man, you're divulging incriminating statement to a daughter of a police officer. You are going to jail.

[cup1d-kpd]

too many babies!!

based off @screwpinecaprice @archivehub connverse family, and since ive REALLY wanted to draw them for some reason, here it is!

also I garuntee that connie took this photo and has it framed somewhere in their house guys trust

[archivehub]

Here's my version of Steven and Connie's future family, commissioned from @screwpinecaprice!

More information about the kiddos is below the cut. You can also read my fanfictions involving them here!

Grace (11 y/o) is the oldest, and thus most mature, kiddo. She heavily resembles Stevonnie, though it isn’t a perfect match by any means. She's closest with the Crystal Gems, liking how cool and adventurous they are. Because of their influence, she eventually pressures her mom into (reluctantly) teaching her how to sword fight.

Lisa (10 y/o) is the middle child. She's extremely mischievous and can be quite rude sometimes, though she still has a pretty strong moral compass, albeit one that doesn't exactly line up perfectly with her father's. Because of this, she often clashes with her parents, and she even becomes best friends with Jasper. Don't worry, though: she eventually realizes her different ideology doesn't make her parents love her any less.

Gregory (9 y/o) is Priya's twin, and also a musical prodigy who heavily takes after his father and grandpa. He's extremely sweet and just wants to make everyone happy, even if that can be very difficult sometimes. At times, he can get lost in the music™ and neglect his schoolwork, friends, sisters, and parents. This especially becomes an issue in his teen years once he hits it big as a rock star and starts traveling around the world.

Priya (9 y/o) is Gregory's twin, and she really likes building stuff out of random junk she finds around town and in the woods. She's amazed by technology, and she really wants to be the next great inventor. Naturally, this leads her to be good friends with Peridot, who teaches her about the inner workings of gem tech. Priya also meets a boy at school who's just as much of a nerd as her, and he teaches her a ton about human tech.

Priya's passion eventually disappears, however. As for why, you'll have to go to my AO3 to find out ;)

[alexdti]

Look how many fillies and foals are here Cameo by Haruh_ink, JustAPone_art, Kayla, Vee, and @screwpinecaprice

How we met - Fluttershy - Page 29

New page each Monday

[ask-the-flirty-fighters]

Tri: ooh, they gonna be drooling when they see us. Now stand there, and let send you 'Mister' a good pin-up.

❤️🍓: You are having too much fun with this.

Tri: says the blushing berry trying to act all aloof. ..actually, yeah, keep doing that.

Waiting to start date night with the boys.

Thanks to @screwpinecaprice for this art again go follow if you haven't.

[mathematurgist]

This is a piece that I commissioned from the amazing @screwpinecaprice. The character is of the Queen of Galatia, Chaelise Antimagne; an NPC in my current 5e campaign. She is a sad character, although the current Queen of one of the four founding nations of the Great Federation, she is not well regarded umong her peers or her people.

[adamsuniverse1144]

what more do i need to say about this?

ask me anything!

and yes, that’s steven and connie over there and YEA this is a polycule 🖤✨

art by @screwpinecaprice

[benasabrina]

THE BOY(tm)

Wanted to practice young Steven using @screwpinecaprice ‘s advice! He’s so cute and I hope I did him justice!

[ask-the-flirty-fighters]

MR: Try to teach Heartberry how to make gumbo... as an experiment with her cooking...went just as well as i thought... Clean-up was fun, though. Made her feel better about its explosive nature... As of taste and presentation.. 100 of 10🫠would eat again.😉

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Thank you @santasantita999 @screwpinecaprice for another great representation of Mistrf and Heartberry’s bliss! Go follow them if you haven't

[ceephorsshitshow]

@screwpinecaprice @pogostikk

Steven: "Damn I'm gunna sleep like death tonight"

@pogostikk

[c-atm]

A bit of Spoiler of what the next DjinnConnue arc has .thanks for the art @screwpinecaprice

.definitely brought them out.

[archivehub]

Title: Wet Cat

Summary: Amethyst puts Connie's athletics to the ultimate test! Steven is also there.

This short story is based heavily upon this specific piece of art by @screwpinecaprice! Go give their art some love.

If you hate external links, the short can also be found below the cut:

Wet Cat By ArchiveHub

“I bet you caaaaan’t…” Amethyst paused for but a brief moment, “do a double backflip!”

Before the gem could finish her sentence, Connie had already leapt into the air. Two reverse somersaults later, the woman’s feet were planted back on Beach City’s coarse, snow-white sand.

Steven applauded his wife as best as he could with a glass of fruit juice in one hand and a sleeping infant in the other. Amethyst, on the contrary, offered a reserved, almost unimpressed hum of approval.

“Gotta admit, I’ve never seen a human do that before,” the gem remarked.

Connie's lips curled into a satisfied smirk. “What can I say?” she giggled, smoothing out her Jayhawk University t-shirt. She leaned tenderly into her husband's bare shoulder and met the purple gem's gaze. "No challenge could ever top going through labor twice. After that, well," she chuckled breathily, "just about anything feels possible, I suppose."

A devious grin spread across Amethyst's face; she rubbed her palms together. "Anything, huh?"

“Anything,” Connie reiterated, unwavering in tone.

“Well...” the gem snorted, “I bet you can’t catch a fish in the next thirty seconds.”

The woman cracked her knuckles and rolled her shoulders. “Make it twenty."

“Fifteen!” Amethyst countered, drawing an old-timey stopwatch from her gem, “starting now!”

In an instant, Connie’s shirt was tossed overhead, into the seaside breeze; her feet were slapping against the ocean’s ripples mere seconds later. Her husband cheered her on as she dove toward an oncoming wave and disappeared into the sea's murky, blue depths.

Amethyst held her breath as the water sat completely still, completely silent, for what felt like hours on end. Glancing at Steven, she couldn’t help but notice his thoroughly unperturbed expression—in fact, beneath his sunglasses, he looked almost… relaxed?

With three seconds to spare, Connie erupted from the ocean's surface with a juvenile striped bass between her teeth. She then flopped ashore with all the grace of a wet cat escaping a bathtub—an all-too-familiar sight for her and Steven. The fish wriggled helplessly as she slowly, yet steadily, pulled herself onto her feet and brushed the sand from her ankles.

Connie offered Amethyst an exaggerated bow. “Your fish, madam.” With the writhing bass between her lips, her words were barely intelligible. She gingerly dropped her catch into the unresponsive, slack-jawed gem’s hands. "Don't go spending that all in one place now, you hear?" she quipped, clapping her on the shoulder. She readjusted her yellow-orange bra straps and wiped saltwater from her lips. "Now, I've gotta go grab Lisa’s two o’clock formula," she smiled. "Be right back, guys."

As the woman jogged down the coastline, toward the Temple, Amethyst stared wordlessly at the slimy product of her spontaneous dare. Tentatively, she breathed, “Has she, like… I don't know, done that before or something?”

“Hm?” Steven hummed from nearby, preoccupied with soothing his hungry daughter. “Oh! Uh…" he paused, tapping a sandaled foot against the beach, "no, she definitely hasn’t."

[alexdti]

Cameo OC belongs to @screwpinecaprice and JavaThePone

Quest for friendship RETOLD - Page 33 New page each Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday

[c-atm]

Just because:

It was an easy Saturday afternoon in the Maheswaran/Universe household, and in the living room, one Connie Maheswaran sat on their couch going over some paperwork from R&D; A mug of milk tea in her hand.

Unbeknownst to her, a pair of eyes were gazing at her both adoring and anxious, in the persons large hand sat a small velvet box in his palm.

One usually made for a wedding ring.

He took a deep breath, trying to get the jitters through him. To push himself to give her the item.

He has been planning this for weeks. All he had to do was give it to her. He needn't be nervous, it not like it was last time, when he gave her a velvet box…So

"You gonna come join me, Mister?"

His eyes widened at her playful tone, Impish grin, and her arms opened out.

"Or am I gonna be left by my lonesome on this couch"

Steven chuckled at her before making his way to her, laughing as she pulled him down behind her and all but nestled herself against his chest, placing his arms around her.

" Someone missed me." He mused, kissing her temple and giving her a warm squeeze as she sighed, basking in his affection and warmth, both emotionally and physically.

She gave a short nod, drawing circles on the back of his hand, " A bit, You were gone by the time I woke up." She told him, giving him a kiss," Thanks for breakfast. " She gave him another deeper one with a bit more spice and passion.

" Whoa." A red-faced and dazed Steven breathed," What that's for."

"Ensuring I woke up late."

Connie laughed, seeing his face morphed into something between being bashful and being boastful. It was cute and captivating.

" So…" she purred again, nuzzling his collar," Where did you go? And, does it have anything to do with what's in your right palm?"

He was about to protest that nothing was in his hand, but one arched eyebrow shot that down.

"Yeah, you're too smart for that." He relented, seeing her proud grin. He nipped her nose before revealing his hand and the velvet box.

He watched her pupils enlarge just slightly and felt a small jitter run through her. He saw her bit behind the right corner of her bottom lip.

"Go ahead and open it." He told her in her ear, giving her temple another kiss.

She nodded, opening the box gingerly.

Steven couldn't help the grin, seeing Connie gasp as her face lit up and her eyes shined like the brightest of stars at his gift.

"Are..are these our old glow bands?" she asked, spotting a few knowing marks and scratches on the otherwise pristine and glowing bands that were smaller than usual.

The size of rings, linked together over a sparkling chain that looked crystalized but not from anything she had known on earth.

"You like it?" Steven asked with an innocent candor masking his slynes. the way she was gazing and nearly cooing at the jewelry.

"I love it..it's gorgeous!" Connie said, holding it close before handing it back to him and lifting her hair, baring her nape to him. "Can you, Mister?"

"Not afraid I'll sink them in." Steven teased, kissing her nape, making her shift in her seat for a moment.

"I'd welcome it. You know I would." Connie chastised him with a giggle.

She let a slight breath out as his fingers glided across her collar to the back of her neck. Gently nipping her tongue as his thick knuckles slightly pressed on her nape while he closed the necklaces.

The near-silent clink of the chain and the loving touch of his thumbs lining the gift along her neckline before pulling away took her out of the momentary dream.

" So.." Steven smiled, creating a miniature reflective construct and holding it in front of her, "It looks beautiful on you, Heartberry."

Connie didn't say anything but the cheery and awe look on her face showed her appreciation.

"Why?" Connie asked him gently, Such a touching gift in a velvet box, the way he hid it.

"Just because." he admitted rubbing her scalp." Not a marriage proposal.."

".. I.."

"Before you deny that, I saw your face…It was not apprehensive but it crossed your mind."

Connie's cheeks glowed maroon a bit, "When did you get so meticulous?"

"Have to when dealing with you." he laughed gingerly, his pecs slightly caressing her shoulder blades. "Just wanted to show you're appreciated… All you do for me and all of us…Want you to know I notice…You are seen." he kissed her gently," Not that you do not know that..but still….and since the chain is made out of a material you do not know, figure you- hmmm?"

Steven's eyes widened for a moment as Connie silenced him with a tender but emotional kiss, melting into it as she turned fully to face him; stroking his nape and scalp, pressing her chest on his as she all but straddled him and mewl under the feel of his palms pushing her more into him from their position in the small and mid of her back.

" I love you, Steven Universe." She breathed out, lips brushing against his, forehead touching his. Black orbs lovingly gazing into brown ones.

"I love you, Connie Maheswaran." the same tenderness and devotion in his tone and traits as Connie.

Connie smiled and nuzzled close as they held each other before showing Steven her ring finger, pointing to herself and then to him.

"Oh…" Steven chortle gently," That's fine, when or if that happens."

Connie chuckled as well, "Glad we agree beside" She kissed his chin before laying back against his chest, resting get head on his shoulder, gazing and very gingerly playing with her new favorite accessory in the known universe.

Both enjoy being squeezed by their favorite anything or anyone, anywhere at any time in any life…

Basking in the feeling of their own world.

Saturday: Surprise

It's like those rings on a necklace but with glow rings! It's not a proposal, just wanna give her something he thought she'd love.

Personal connverse week for an anonymous Ko-fi tipper! Prompts, details, and polaroid border effect also by anon.