#Screw you mum for coming up with such obligations so late at night
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phancanedoo013 ¡ 11 months ago
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"Oh man, i've successfully stayed awake over night, so i finally have a good chance at fixing my sleep schedule! How about i go to sleep at 10PM instead of 2AM this time?"
Mom brings a bunch of papers to fill out, lots of confusion ensues over contents, almost lost patience and partially started yelling
Overview lost over constant complaining, didn't get to think, tried to search online, but instructions left in utter chaos
no respecting personal space or order, bed messed up, entering without warning
couldn't afford distractions, tabs of videos left unwatched, music interrupted
stuff left in my room, i had to put it away (temporarily?)
got hungry halfway through, thought i had time to myself, but not really
Needed to take notes, equally as unclear as everything else
cats left in my room without consent, tired of making more exceptions, left with time lost, easily avoidable chaos left to organize, lost fur to clean up, mood left in rock bottom
nevermind, mom came in again, sorted last situations, bed messed up again
Final time: past 2AM
No wonder i can't fix my sleep >=(
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svnflowervol666 ¡ 5 years ago
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Game Night (Harry Styles x fem!Reader)
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Warnings: use of alcohol, obnoxious fluff, mentions of smut
Author’s Note: Just some tooth-rotting dad!Harry drunkenly loving on his wife and his bubby in front of his friends for you all! This was based on an ask I received after bringing back this video of Harry. I hope you all enjoy and that everyone is doing well and doing their best to stay positive as of late. Take care and tpwk!
Game nights at Harry’s had been a longstanding tradition for a while now. At least once a month, with everyone’s schedules permitting, the gang would gather over for drinks and some form of a party game. They’d all get obnoxiously drunk, shouting at the top of their lungs and no doubt annoying the piss out of Harry’s neighbors. It was a time they all considered near and dear to their hearts, even if it was getting rowdy over a game of charades and glasses of whiskey.
Harry actually met Y/N at one of these sacred game nights. Sarah had dragged her along, claiming that she needed to get out of the house more and that she felt like her friend Harry might be someone she could hit it off with. She was right; she always is. From the second Harry first saw her in his kitchen, nervously leaning against the cabinets with her arms crossed over her chest while Sarah poured her a drink from the assortment of liquor he had laid out on the counter, he knew that she was going to be someone special in his life. The way he caught her stealing glances at him from across the table while they played a shit game of poker was not lost on him either. Her nose scrunched up when she snickered at him each time he drew a card that didn’t help his hand one bit, the way she tensed up when he put his hand on her back to get up from the table to refill his glass, the way she heat noticeably climbed up her neck and onto her cheeks when he called her love before she went home for the night. She wanted to get to know him, he knew that. And he wanted to know her too. And so they did. 
It’s been nearly nine years since her first game night, and so much has changed since then. Game night doesn’t take place in Harry’s bachelor pad in London, it takes place in the home he owns with Y/N, the love of his life and after months of pleading on his part, his wife of five years. He wanted to marry her after knowing her for nearly a year and even though she knew that they were end game for each other, she still made him wait it out for a few more years before finally giving him a, “yes.” It’s not just the two of them in the house, either. They’ve got a four-year-old son, whom Harry and anyone that’s met him claims he is the sweetest little bub that he’s ever laid eyes on. His heart is as pure as the sky is blue, and his smile can light up even the darkest of places and people. Harry wouldn’t even hesitate to tell anyone that regardless of how many arenas he’s sold out or how many plaques he has in his music room that represents how influential his music has become, his child will always be the thing he is the proudest of. 
While everyone’s lives have changed over the years, most getting married, some having children, some having moved away and some new faces added to the mix, game night is still a tradition to Harry and his close-knit group of friends. Sure, they can’t get too plastered because there are small children in the upstairs playroom that need to be driven home safely and their knees and back aren’t what they used to be so they can’t rough house or else they’ll end up with aching muscles in the morning, but the quality time that they spend together is still just as important. Harry’s finally gotten to a point where he can just slow down and breathe and be the man that his friends and family need him to be, so he still invites everyone over from time to time to keep in touch and reinforce the relationships he has with his loved ones.
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No one had noticed when Harry’s son had slipped away from his friends in his playroom and snuck downstairs for another cookie that Gemma had brought over. They were his favorite, which is why she baked them for tonight’s occasion and exactly why he loved his Aunt Gemma so much. He wasn’t being as sneaky as he’d thought, however, because Harry had heard the foil that covered the platter rustling behind him and craned his neck to decipher which one of the handful of kids that had come over tonight were helping themselves to another sweet. He had a pretty good idea exactly who it was, but he just needed confirmation.
“Bubby, is that you?” Harry called over his shoulder over the chatter of his family and friends playing an intense game of Uno.
Like clockwork, his little boy emerged from behind the counter with an already half-eaten cookie nestled in his pudgy hands. He looked like he was going to burst into tears for getting caught by his father. He knew that Harry didn’t like it when he ate too many sweets before bed, therefore he’d assumed his papa was going to scold him.
“‘s alright, bubby. ‘m not upset with ye’,” Harry softened his voice immediately upon seeing the expression on his son’s face, “Come over here and sit wi’ me. And bring me another one of those while you’re at it.”
The corners of the toddler’s mouth turned up when he realized that he wasn’t in trouble, and he quickly darted back behind the counter to grab an extra cookie for his dad before making his way into the dining room where the real party was.
Harry wasn’t drunk. He couldn’t do that anymore without waking up with a raging hangover that took nearly all day to recover from, but he was definitely buzzed. The alcohol warmed his belly in the best way, turning him into the Harry that was incredibly touchy and clingy towards whoever was around him. Y/N was across the table gossiping with Sarah, her arm draped over her perfectly round belly. They were due for another baby in just a few month’s time, so she was nursing on a mug of decaf tea rather than the chilled bottles of beer that everyone else had been sipping on. He couldn’t help but admire the way she quite literally glowed in the dimmed, amber-colored lights that decorated their dining room. She hadn’t been feeling her best lately, unexplainably due to the nature of being so far along in a pregnancy, but Harry swore she had never looked more beautiful.
He was pulled from his daze of staring at Y/N when he felt a tug at his pant leg, a signal from his son that he wanted to be picked up and placed in Harry’s lap. Harry happily obliged, scooping up the toddler in one hand whilst holding his deck of Uno cards in the other. His son snuggled up to Harry’s chest, seeking comfort in the feverish heat that radiated from Harry due to having one too many beers than he should have.
“What’s goin’ on upstairs?” Harry asked the boy, “You lot staying out of trouble?”
Harry realized it was his turn, so he threw down the first card he saw without looking at the deck and kept his attention on his son.
“They wanted to watch The Little Mermaid, but I’ve already seen it,” his son spoke lowly in Harry’s ear so that only he could hear.
It wasn’t perfect English by any means because his bub was only four, but Harry knew exactly what he was saying.
This made Harry chuckle. Of course, he’d seen it before. He’s seen it probably a hundred times and so has Harry by force. Harry couldn’t even count the number of times he’d had the songs from the film lodged in his brain and unable to get them out no matter how hard he tried. 
“Do ye’ want to stay down here then?” Harry asked as he placed his free hand on his son’s belly, “Help me beat Mitch and mummy?”
The dimples in the boy’s cheeks reared their head at the mention of giving Mitch and his mum a hard time, so he eagerly nodded and situated himself so that he could pay attention to the card game happening in front of him rather than looking up at his dad’s face.
“I heard my name!” Y/N called from across the large, wooden table they were gathered around, “You two talking bad about me?”
“Of course not, lovie!” Harry responded, “Just talkin’ about how pretty you are. Isn’t that right, bubs?” 
“Yeah,” their son was able to squeeze out in between giggles.
Everyone at the table mockingly gagged at their interaction and Y/N squinted her eyes at her boys in disbelief, raising her deck of cards over her mouth before going back to playing the game. She let out a particularly hard cackle after using her wild card and screwing Jeff over.
“So, bubby,” Harry began to explain the way the game worked to his little boy, “when it’s our turn, we’ve got to put down a card that’s either the same number or the same color as the one on the table. Can ye’ help me pick em out?”
The boy nodded in understanding and looked around the room at everyone else playing their cards. When it got to be Harry’s turn, the card at the top of the deck was a red five. He fanned his deck of cards out so that his son could see them clearly.
“Alright, it’s our turn. Remember, we practiced our colors and numbers this morning. Do ye’ see any red cards or cards with the number five on them?” Harry enunciated slowly so that his bub could understand him clearly.
“Yeah! I see three red ones and one five! What’s that black one, though?” the four-year-old exclaimed a bit too loudly.
The entire table erupted into laughter at Harry’s son exposing practically his entire hand. Y/N kept her lips pulled tight between her teeth, trying her hardest not to let a smile poke through. 
“That’s right, bubby,” Harry said through gritted teeth, “But ye’ not supposed to tell everyone the cards you’ve got. Alright? ‘S a secret.”
“Okay, daddy!” his son promised, still completely oblivious that he’d more or less ruined Harry’s chances of winning.
A few turns later, when the opportunity presented itself for Harry to wreak havoc in the game, he gave his bubby the option.
“Should we skip Mitch or should we reverse back to mummy?” Harry whispered into the small boy’s ear, darting his eyes between Mitch and Y/N.
Harry could see the cogs in his son’s brain turning; he was really contemplating who to punish. The boy looked over to his mother, who was already eyeing the two of them in suspicion.
“Harry,” she commanded him calmly with her free hand still resting on her bump, “Whatever it is that you’re thinking of doing, don’t do it. I swear if you do it, you’re taking care of yourself for the rest of the week.”
The party broke into hysterics again, and Harry feigned shock and covered the sides of their son’s face with his hands.
“We’ve got little ears in the room, Y/N!” he said dramatically.
She merely rolled her eyes in response. Gemma pretended to gag at her brother and sister-in-law but was still chuckling nonetheless.
“Seems like we better skip Mitch then, mate. Can’t have mummy that upset w’ me,” Harry told his son through broken laughter as he made the choice himself and leaned over to lay down his skip card.
They carried on playing this way, with Harry and Y/N’s son at the table, occasionally saying things that typical four-year-olds say that weren’t funny to him but made everyone else laugh. He was just happy to be there with his parents and his Uncle Mitch and Aunt Gemma and Sarah, even if they weren’t paying much attention to him besides Harry. Harry wanted to make sure he was included and didn’t feel like he was being neglected for drinks and card games, so he’d prompt him to choose his cards for him when he was able to do so.
When it was getting down to the nitty-gritty, everyone down to about three cards or so, that was when everyone got rowdy. Harry’s bub began to vibrate with energy, just as excited as everyone else to possibly win and hold the conquer over everyone’s head until the next time they gathered for game night. He was sitting at the edge of Harry’s lap at this point, just waiting for when it would circle back around to them so that they could lay another card down.
“Alright, bubs. This is it,” Harry prepped his son for the home stretch, “If we get t’ lay this next card down, you have to yell, ‘Uno!’ to let everyone know that you’ve only got one card left. Can ye’ do that f’ me?”
“Yeah, daddy! I can!”
“Let’s see how this goes then.”
It had been going good so far. Harry was smart enough to save his wild card for the end, that way he was certain to win no matter what card was on the top of the deck. The last card he needed to get rid of was a green one, which was conveniently the color that everyone was playing. It had bub bouncing with anticipation because Harry had been whispering to him over and over again that they were going to win if Gemma kept the deck on the color that they needed. 
And she did. Harry’s baby laid his entire body over the giant table to happily slap down their next to last card down in the discard pile. He almost knocked over Mitch’s beer in the process, but Harry was quick to snatch it and hand it off the Mitch before any disaster could occur. 
“What do you say, bubby?” Y/N asked the boy with an excited expression on her face.
He seemed to stall, not knowing what his mother was talking about. The boy scrunched his eyebrows together, sincerely trying to recall what he was supposed to say when he only had one card left. Harry had to whisper the word into his ear once more to jog his memory. Harry swore that he could see his eyes visibly light up when he remembered what his dad had told him earlier.
“Uno!” he shouted proudly, making everyone in the room cheer in unison.
This next round was crucial. All they had to do was hope and pray that Gemma, who was sat beside them, didn’t have any tricks up her sleeve that would land Harry and his bub having to draw more cards for forfeit their impending win. Harry could see very clearly because his sister had never been good at hiding her deck that she had a Draw Two in the right color resting neatly in between her fingers amongst her other remaining cards. She could destroy their chances of winning, she really could; or, she could let her brother and nephew have their victory and call it a night. But Harry didn’t say anything, leaving it all up to Gem as to whether or not the game would continue.
Gemma seemed to be contemplating heavily on her next move. Did she give her brother bragging rights in exchange for seeing the overly joyous look on her sweet nephew’s face when they won? Or did she force the gang to continue playing for who knows how long. They’d once played the same game for nearly two hours, but as much fun as that was at the time, she took in the social cues around her and realized that it was probably best to just let them win. Y/N and Sarah had been yawning for the past ten minutes, and Jeff looked like he was one more beer away from having to crash at Harry and Y/N’s place. As much as she despised her pesky younger brother and would have loved to see him grovel over being so close to winning but falling short, she granted him the wish she knew he was holding onto and didn’t play her Draw Two, instead laying down a random card that she had left in her stack. 
Harry winked at Gemma when she settled back into her seat after not giving Harry the axe, then turned to look down at his son.
“Bubby, ye’ know what that means right?” Harry bounced him on his lap, waiting for him to realize what just happened.
His son’s eyes grew wider and wider, and so did his dimples. 
“Lay down ye’ card,” Harry said softly, the same dimples shining back at him.
The boy slid his black wild card forwards into the discard pile, signifying their victory.
The group erupted into a fit of “dammit”s and “bloody hell”s, but it was all overpowered by Harry jolting from his seat with his son squeezed tightly in his arms.
“Yeahhhh! We wooooooon!” Harry repeated over and over at the top of his lungs, sending his son into the most contagious giggle fit anyone had ever seen. 
Harry ran a lap around the table, still holding his and Y/N’s boy by his waist and shaking him all around. He attacked his son with kisses all over his face, smothering him to the point that the boy pushed Harry away from his body and escaped his old man’s grip. Everyone couldn’t help but smile at the two of them and think about how happy Harry truly was. No one decided to bring it up, but it certainly occurred to them either right then or in the car on the way home that Harry had been thriving since having a child, and there’s no doubt in anyone’s mind that he could possibly regret settling down and more or less retiring from touring and the spotlight.
Everyone soon said their goodbyes, slowly trickling out one by one with either a child asleep on their shoulder or an empty food container in their arms. They promised to meet up again in a few weeks, though they all knew it would likely be a bit longer because no one’s schedules were ever clear enough to permit everyone to come back on the same night. There wasn’t any malice, however; they were always able to pick up right where they left off even if it was six months before they saw each other again.
“That was nice,” Harry mumbled into his pillow to Y/N after tucking in a tired out four-year-old into bed when both the sugar high from all of the sweets and the high from winning game night cleared his system.
“It was,” Y/N sighed as she rubbed moisturizing cream into the tight skin on her stomach.
Harry watched her work the product in with her fingers, entranced by the way her body had changed so much in just these past few months. He’d already seen it before when she was carrying their son, but it never failed to amaze Harry each and every time he thought about how their children were growing inside of Y/N. 
“Gimme tha’,” Harry sat up and held his hand out for the tube of lotion when he saw her struggling to reach the bottoms of her legs due to her protruding belly. 
She passed it off to him without a second thought, slowly but surely swinging her legs over to Harry’s side of the bed so he could help her apply the product to the remainder of her body.
“Ye’ remember when ye’ first came to game night?” he asked softly as his hands kneaded circles into the bottoms of her feet.
“Mhmm,” Y/N responded, sighing heavily at the way Harry was rubbing her and relieving some of the built-up pressure in her heels.
“Nearly creamed my panties when you asked for my number.”
A chuckle came from deep within Harry’s chest and he shook his head at her answer.
“Did ye’ think we’d end up here back then? Like, married with babies n’ stuff?”
“Not at all,” Y/N scoffed, “I thought you were ready to drop me off on the side of the road after I cried on our third date.”
“I’d never!” Harry shouted a bit too loud for how late it was.
He peeked over his shoulder at their closed bedroom door, hoping he wasn’t loud enough to stir their son from his sleep.
“It was cute,” Harry spoke quieter, “Ye’ look pretty when ye’ cry.”
“So you only like me because I’m pretty?” Y/N put her hand over her heart in fake-shock.
Harry rolled his eyes and pressed his knuckle a bit too hard into Y/N’s arches in retaliation, making her jerk her foot out of his grip.
“Oh, totally. That’s why I’ve put up with ye’ for nearly ten bloody years.”
“I’m just giving you shit, Harold,” she reassured him and pet the spot beside her on the bed, signaling to Harry that she wanted him to cuddle with her.
He happily crawled in next to Y/N, pressing his front against her back and cupping his hand around her swollen stomach. His bones relaxed into the mattress and his eyes grew heavy after he settled down into the sheets. Right when he pressed a kiss to Y/N’s bare shoulder, he felt a prodding at his palm that was resting on the swell of her tummy, a kick from their unborn child.
“I love you,” Harry smiled into her skin, “So much.”
“I love you too, Harry,” Y/N was sleepily grinning just as wide.
Right when she felt her eyes start to weld shut, right when she began to slip from consciousness and drift away to the sound of Harry’s gentle breathing close to her ear, Harry spoke up again.
“Remember earlier during Uno when I skipped Mitch instead of reversing back to you?”
“Yeah?” Y/N groaned, confused and slightly irritated as to why he’d decided to bring it up now.
“Ye’ told me I’d have to take care of myself if I did,” he began sponging soft but strategic open-mouthed kisses to the sensitive spots on her neck, “But I didn’t.”
His hand drifted from her belly down to her bare thighs, where he began stroking the skin in an attempt to rile her up. She felt the beginnings of a bulge nudging her bum. Leave it to Harry to get worked up at nearly two in the morning at their progressingly old age.
She sighed, lacing Harry’s fingers that were tracing patterns on her thighs into her own and moving them back up to the top of her belly where they would certainly stay out of trouble.
“Go to sleep, you nob head,” Y/N called over her shoulder before finally falling asleep.
Maybe Harry had won game night, but Y/N had certainly had the last laugh.
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xomarauders ¡ 4 years ago
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Hi love! Love your work :) May I please have the marauders+ friends playing truth or dare and someone asks Sirius a very uncomfortable question which he refuses to answer and the rest of them put pressure on him to answer but Remus defends him? Thank you!!
sort of drifted from the prompt, but only slightly! hope you enjoy! 
(apologizing in advance for any sort of mistakes) 
tw: implied/referenced child abuse, panic attack
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Sirius had the distinct feeling that the only reason all his friends were sitting in a circle in the middle of the Gryffindor common room at one in the morning playing silly muggle party games was for his sake. Some plan James had come up with in a desperate attempt to cheer him up. It wasn’t working. The only reason Sirius himself was even still sitting there rather than going off to sulk in the dorm was because he did not want to have to explain himself or his depressive mood to the whole group. James, Peter and Remus of course knew the reason behind Sirius’ glum mood, but they had kept it properly under wraps at his request. Sirius definitely didn’t want everyone to know what had happened this summer, how his parents had thrown him out onto the streets, barely breathing. He didn’t want to see the pity in their eyes or for them to look at him as weak or pathetic or anything of the sort. He didn’t want them to know how torn up he really was about it.
That last little admittance he had kept to himself, even keeping it from his fellow marauders. He felt almost ashamed to be so upset over losing a family that was so cruel to him all his life. He should be happy, shouldn’t he? That he was finally free of them? So why did it hurt so much?
“Let’s play truth or dare.” Marlene piped up, pulling Sirius out his own mind and back to earth. No one in the circle seemed to his notice his momentary lapse in attention and for that he was grateful.
“Truth or dare?” James asked, bewildered but excited.
“It’s really fun.” Lily said, smiling at him more fondly than she ever had in the past, “You’ll love it.”
The game seemed simple enough and most everyone in the group knew how to play with the exceptions of James, Frank and Sirius himself, the three of them having grown up in the magical world exclusively, and—at least in Sirius’ case—never interacting with muggles. Peter volunteered to go first, eager to impress Mary, who blushed profusely when Peter chose to answer a truth of who the prettiest girl in the room was.
“Mary!” He said, a bit too loudly and he flushed with embarrassment. Mary wasn’t fussed at all, though, and offered him a grin.
“Thank you, that’s very kind.”
Peter then chose James to pick between truth or dare, and, unsurprisingly he chose dare.
“I dare you to eat a whole box of Bertie Botts every flavor bean all at once!”
It was a pretty tame dare, but James took it very seriously. After Peter returned from the dorm with a package in his hand, James opened it immediately and with a wink at Lily, dumped the whole of its contents into his mouth. The reaction was almost instantaneous. James screwed up his face in displeasure and hastened to chew as quickly as he could. The group laughed and even Sirius found himself smirking slightly at the absurd gestures James was making.
“Ugh!” He exclaimed after swallowing. “That was awful! Vomit and candy floss do not go together!”
The next few rounds consisted of Dorcas (who had snuck out of Ravenclaw tower along with Emmeline Vance to join the group) being dared to sing the school song backwards, Alice admitting that it was actually her that had hexed Rosier last week in charms class that James had gotten detention for, Frank turning his hair purple for the rest of the evening and Emmeline confessing to kissing Fabian Prewett behind the Quidditch stands after hours.
“Sirius,” Emmeline said, as soon as the group had regained their composure after learning about her nightly affairs, “truth or dare?”
If he was being honest, Sirius did not like either of those options. For one, he didn’t really feel like doing anything “daring” or even silly like he probably would have in the past. His heart just wasn’t in it. But taking a truth instead could also be risky depending on the question.
“Uh, truth, I guess.”
There were a few surprised looks thrown at him from some in the group who had assumed he’d be like James and jump on the idea of performing a dare, but they didn’t say anything. Emmeline, with a slight look of disappointment on her face, thought for a moment before finally speaking again.
“What is the worst sort of hex or spell you’ve been on the receiving end of?”
Sirius went pale. He knew the answer, of course he did. It sent shivers and aches up his spine just thinking about it, but he couldn’t just say it. He couldn’t tell them that the cruciatus curse was the worst possible thing he had ever experienced in his entire life and that he received it from non-other than his dear old mum. But nothing else was coming to mind. All he could hear in his mind was his mother screeching “crucio, crucio, crucio!”
“Uh,”
“C’mon,” said Emmeline a bit impatiently. “You must’ve had something nasty thrown at you what with all the Slytherins you’ve dueled with.”
“Emme,” Lily said reproachfully, seeming to notice the clammy expression on Sirius’ face.
He wanted to run, to hide, to fucking disappear. His heart was racing faster and faster with each passing second. They’re going to know, he thought. They’re going to know that something happened, that something is fucking wrong with you. Why can’t you just forget about it? Why can’t you just make something up? Shout another fucking curse you stupid—
“Sirius has never been on the receiving end of a hex now has he?”
A voice from right beside Sirius spoke up. Remus, who had been quiet most the night aside from a few snickers and playful comments, was staring directly at Emmeline, an impassive look on his face. She seemed taken aback a moment and turned a bright shade of red.
“Oh,” She said weakly and with a hint of disbelief, “well then, I’ll ask something else.”
“Actually, I think it’s getting a bit late. We should probably turn in for the night.” Remus said and there was murmur of agreement coming from the group. There was tension in the air and Sirius still felt as though he were about to collapse in on himself, but when Remus helped him to his feet he hastily obliged and practically ran up to the dormitory without saying goodnight to anyone.
As soon as the door had shut behind Remus, James and Peter, Sirius broke down. He was gasping for air and the tears that had started to sting behind his eyes now fell freely. His knees hit the floor with a hard thud as he wept. How could they have hurt him this much, damaged him this much to the point where he couldn’t even have a good time with his friends without being reminded of their cruelty.
Arms, strong and familiar, wrapped themselves around Sirius’ torso and he clung onto them tightly as he was pulled back into Remus’ chest. Remus, his savior for the umpteenth time, who was there to hold him the same way he had the night after Sirius ran away to James’ house.
“It’s okay, Pads.” Remus murmured. “Just let it out. We’ll be here.”
“Yeah.” Said James, coming to wrap his own arms around Sirius, quickly followed by Peter. “We’ve got you, Padfoot.”
And his three friends held him till he soundly fell asleep. 
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