#Schezo saying stupid bitch never gets old

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After a week delay, Episode 5 of Waku Waku Puyo Puyo Dungeon is here!

Yeah, I kinda needed that extra week. School Finals are happening and as much as this means to me, school is a bit more important. However, it gave me time to revise and fix this episode, so we're all good. Sorry about that though.

As usual, here's the new portraits, with new Arle ones, and new characters such as Succubus, totally not Schezo, and Black Kikimora (Or Biki as I'll put) :

And the video itself:

And now, Timestamps:

Skeleton-T Encounter. Again: (0:05)

5th floor shenanigans: (1:15)

Succubus Boss: (6:45)

Succubus Defeat and Totally Not Schezo Encounter: (11:45)

Kikimora Goes Outside For Once: (14:29)

Arle Appearance (With A Carbuncle): (15:00)

Rulue Appearance: (16:32, 17:13 is just "Alright, let's go inside" thing.)

Menus, and Double The Kikimoras: (17:27)

Biki Leaves You: (18:42)

Ending: (21:41)

I think from now on I'll just call Black Kikimora "Biki". And off topic, this game really did a great job showing off Kikimora as a character, she gets tons of screentime.

With that, enjoy.

Skeleton-T Encounter. Again: (0:08)

Skeleton-T:

A-Ochaaa!

Schezo:

What is it, are you okay with just slacking off like this?

Skeleton-T:

No way!

A lady with a whip suddenly came into the shop. I was kicked out.

Schezo:

A lady with a whip? There's such a person?

Skeleton-T:

No, not at all!

It was "Nee-Chan"! Nee-Chan with a whip!

[I had to make sure this was right. Apparently it can mean older, more mature women, but that's...really up in the air for me.]

Schezo:

Oh wow...they seem strong. Where is she? Is she on the 5th floor?

Skeleton-T:

I heard they went beyond the 5th floor.

Schezo:

What the hell...then what floor are they on?

Skeleton-T:

That, I have no idea.

However, if you have 3 orbs, then you should be able to go beyond the 5th floor. [No clue how he knows this.]

Schezo:

Hmm...3 orbs. Okay, let's try the 5th floor then.

[Then the usual phrase happens after this. Let's go inside.]

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5th Floor Shenanigans: (1:15)

Schezo:

What the?

The Voices: [No real name but I'm giving it one for convenience.]

He who holds 3 colored orbs, raise them.

Schezo:

Orbs...I believe I have 3...

(Schezo has the 3 orbs.)

Okay. Now we can move on.

Alright. Let's go.

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Succubus Boss: (6:45)

Succubus: Mhm. ♡ Come on in. [Why my phone has that but not music notes remains a mystery.]

Schezo:

What the hell are you!? [You can also replace hell with fuck if really wanted, because that's an actual result.]

Succubus:

Me? I'm a Succubus.

And I'm here to take you into a world of pleasure.

Schezo:

Oh! A world of pleasure!?

Succubus:

Fufu...you're real eager. ♡ So you want to become my servant?

Schezo:

(Servant? ...Does she mean a retainer?)

Succubus:

If you become my servant...

I'll give you "That thing," as well as a lot more...♡♡♡ [Man I don't like using those hearts.]

Schezo:

No thanks.

Succubus:

What!? ...I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.

What do you mean?

Schezo:

I don't take orders from others!

Rather, YOU should be my servant! [Or retainer. Either or.]

Succubus:

Oh my~♡ You got a lot of energy. ♡

Fufu ♡ That's the least you can be to make this fun. Alright, go for it!

Schezo:

Let's go!

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Succubus Defeat and Totally Not Schezo Encounter: (11:45)

Succubus:

Ahh ♡ [...Your guess is as good as mines. Not a fan tbh]

Schezo:

You idiot, trying to control me;

Schezo Wegey. You dare rule over me? [You can also replace idiot with stupid bitch to get that Rulue feel from episode 1.]

...Huh? This evil presence...

...Come out! I know you're there!

Mystery Voice:

Ah...did you sense me?

As expected, even when weakened...

Schezo:

What the hell!

You bastard, you're mocking me!

You son of a bitch...here, I'll cut you into pieces!

[Its getting more difficult for him to NOT Swear so I said screw it.]

Mystery Voice:

Don't rush. We'll fight sooner or later.

In the meantime, regain the strength you lost.

[Voice vanishes]

Schezo:

Who...who was that guy?

That evil spirit...that magic...he's not an ordinary guy.

But I feel like I've seen him before...

[14:10 is "Do you want to leave?"]

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Kikimora Goes Outside For Once: (14:29)

Kikimora:

Mr. Schezo! I've been looking for you for a while.

Schezo:

Huh? I didn't ask you to find me, alright?

Kikimora:

I heard you were getting rid of that whip lady, right?

Um...I don't mean to thank you, but here. It's yours.

(Schezo got a "VIP Pass".)

Schezo:

Tickets...I'll take it.

Kikimora:

Well, excuse me.

[Kikimora leaves]

Schezo:

...What did you thank me for?

I don't recall doing a thing that warranted a thank you...

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Arle Appearance (With A Carbuncle): (15:00)

Arle:

Oh, hey Schezo!

Schezo:

(Hmm...we can't continue like this...)

Arle:

Hey! Perverted Mage!

Schezo:

(Yes...Women!

Whenever Arle, Rulue, or that whip lady is involved, bad things happen!)

Arle:

Hey!! Pervert! Nekkid, Bumdtious Mage! [Nekkid meaning a form of Naked. Bumditous just means incredibly self-assertive or proud to an annoying degree.]

Schezo;

You're so loud!

Arle:

Schezo, you've been acting strange lately.

What's troubling you? Maybe love, for example.

Schezo:

You! You're the one!

Arle:

What!? Me? That came out of nowhere, what're you trying to say!?

Schezo:

Huh?

Arle:

I'm just saying...

Schezo:

(What the hell does she mean?) [Schezo is staring at her, it's just not told. Yet.]

Arle:

Oh my God! Don't stare at me like that!

Schezo:

(I'm full of love! Now I can take Arle's magic!) [...Whatever this means. I'm a tiny bit unsure.]

Arle:

...?

Schezo:

I want you!

Carbuncle:

Guu! [...He shot a laser at Schezo.]

Schezo:

Gghh...

Arle:

Wait a second, Carby!

You can't shoot beams in a place like this!

But still, he deserved it. He's still a pervert...

I can't help but say that. Let's go, Carby!

Carbuncle:

Guu!

Schezo:

That's not true... [I assume to Arle's statement.]

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Rulue Encounter: (16:32)

Rulue:

Oh no, there's a pervert here!

Schezo:

Oh, the meat muscle woman is here!

Rulue:

Excuse me, what was that!?

Schezo:

You're the one who treats me as a pervert!

Rulue:

Minotauros, just end this now!

Minotauros:

Umo!

Schezo:

I don't have time to be a punk here! You can all rant and rave for all I care!

Rulue:

Hey, wait!

Schezo:

It's a waste time to get invoked with that stupid bitch! [He's been swearing often. You can also just say woman. And 17:13 is "Alright, let's go inside!" Again.]

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Menus, and Double the Kikimora's: (17:27)

[Menu goes as followed:

Listen <-

Ranking

Bulletin

Back]

Kikimora:

What do you want me to explain?

[More Menus going:

Cleared Attractions <-

When You Get Cursed

Tales of the Black Market

About Rankings

When in Need

Back]

Kikimora:

When you enter an attraction, you may be surprised by the new monsters too.

And if they're too strong, then it'll end in a game over.

I recommend going back to cleared attractions.

You'll have a much easier adventure if you get more levels and items before going into new attractions.

Schezo:

And I, as a man of much power, do not need to do this amount of work.

Kikimora:

Is that so? Well...I'm not saying that it's impossible.

[Menu again, this time they click "Tales of the Black Market.]

Kikimora:

Between you and me, besides Momomo's store, [Or Momo-San]

There are rumors of another shop that sells items.

I hear they sell expensive valuables that don't sell here in this place.

Schezo:

Hmm...sounds like it could be a good thing. Where is it?

Kikimora:

Hmm...I'm not sure.

Schezo:

As expected...you're useless.

Kikimora:

"As expected," huh...come on...

[She then repeats "What do you want to hear about?"

And now, they go back to the menu, click back, then click "Bulletin". It reads:

Horror House

Wonder Jungle

Peddler Fufufu

Mana usage <-]

Schezo:

Eh? You're the one who's supposed to explain this?

Black Kikimora (who I'll call Biki):

That's right...follow me.

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Biki Leaves You: (18:42)

Schezo:

Hey! What the hell are you doing bringing me here!?

Biki:

Let me tell you something good.

Schezo:

What? Well, lets hear it.

Biki:

Even traps, which can be quite a nuisance, can be a powerful weapon if used well.

For example, you could use a Trap Magic Circle Scroll to trap enemies, then attack.

Schezo:

Huh...

Biki:

...Try it.

[She leaves while enemies spawn]

Schezo:

Hey! Where are you going? I wasn't done!

Damn it! Let's get these guys out of the way...

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Ending: (21:41)

Schezo:

Looks like the way out.

[He exits the area.]

Biki:

Well, well, well...Impressive.

Schezo:

Boo. [I guess to scare her?] Of course it is.

Biki:

...

Schezo:

...Say something.

Biki:

...It's over.

Schezo:

Well...

Biki:

... ... ...

Schezo:

(As usual...I mean, she's not pretty and is unsociable.)

(WHAM!) [From Biki's broom.]

Schezo:

Whoa! What're you doing! You hit me from behind with a mop!

Biki:

Sorry for being ugly then! Scram!

Schezo:

It was just a slip of the tongue...or was it a futile excuse?

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And that's all. Next episode might take another week or two, since they're getting longer, so heads up for that. Thanks for reading though.