#Sasha's Buck/Bucky/Feyd au

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Kidd: Um, i know i haven't been in the field lately but can someone tell me why bald, eyebrowless Major Cleven is following Bucky around?

Crosby: We honestly have no idea, he just appeared.

Kidd: And Buck doesn't want to kill him?

Crosby: They're in some weird Bucky fanclub understanding.

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

i want the mota/dune crossover, i have the desperate need to give bucky two feral possessive boyfriends

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Curt: Uh, whatcha got there Bucky?

Bucky, holding hands with Buck and Feyd: What do you mean Curt?

Curt, pointing: That’s clearly Major Cleven holding your left hand, but who the hell is that?

Bucky: Oh! This is Feyd! He crashed landed on base.

Curt:...Are you aware that he looks almost exactly like Major Cleven?

Bucky, looking between BuckFeyd: Really? I don't see it.

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Kidd:...What the hell is this?

Bucky, holding two leashes: My guard dogs!

Kidd:.....That's Major Cleven and Feyd.

Bucky: But they do everything i say?

Kidd:...seriously guys, Feyd i understand because he's insane but you Gale?

Buck: I will not be outdone by my bald eyebrowless doppelganger.

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

alright guess im doing incorrect quotes for buck/bucky/feyd now

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

FEYD AND BUCK IN CONSTANT COMPETITION BUT ARE IN AGREEMENT THAT BUCKY IS THEIRS NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO EVEN BREATHE IN HIS DIRECTION

i want the mota/dune crossover, i have the desperate need to give bucky two feral possessive boyfriends