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in-tua-deep · 2 days ago

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I love when I have to dog sit for my mum and the older dog (she is turning 16 in two months and generally tends to look like reanimated mediocre taxidermy) decides to have a 24 hour sleep cycle that consists of me going to fetch her every three hours to go to the bathroom and bribing her into accepting one (1) dental treat

I have to assume she completely exhausted herself by crying nonstop in a car for four hours the day before

But like. Does she HAVE to act so deeply suspicious that I am trying to assassinate her by poisoning her food

#my dogs #Sasha #she has gotten up today and even barked!#AND she’s eaten both her dental treat and some actual dog food #very proud of her bc she goes on hunger strike at the drop of a hat #my coworker the other day was like ‘dogs are more food motivated than cats’#which might be generally true but not in this household!!#I have to lock the cats away so they don’t eat the dogs food before they can #oh wait live update she is also drinking !!!#Sasha is ancient but apparently plans to live forever #every time I go wake her up to pee I have to make sure she’s still breathing #she’s not sick or anything she’s just that old #Yorkie lifespan is 13-16 and mini poodle is 13-15 so #she is ancient

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