#Sans x kusuke

[lazepolar]

I cannot stop help

[kokomihere]

Sanssuke 4 life gays

[kusukeslab]

i wish they gave kuusuke a british accent in the dub

[billiuspendragon]

KUSUKE X SANS 4EVERRRE

You cannot escape!!!!!!!!!!

(kokomi here)

Good morning to you too

[monakisu]

How did the cat tank arc make you like torisai?? Isn't that the chapter where Toritsuka literally betrays him and doesn't believe in him at all, until Saiki shows how unconditionally kind he is despite the betrayal?? And then he still says he has a shitty personality afterward...

TOXIC YAOI BABY!!!! 

saiki will diss toritsuka as much as he wants, will drone over and over how the author should just go ahead and kill off what's obviously deadweight—yet when the chance for precisely that comes, he still risks life and limb to keep this nuisance safe... and toritsuka will whine and whinge abt saiki-san's hardass rules but he still thinks of him as a god?? "our god has returned!!"—i think that's what he cheered when saiki's powers came back, lol? he clearly worships saiki as some super powerful entity/deity, yet he still has the audacity to beg him for dumbass pervert favors... i've never witnessed this breed of worshipper before... fascinating specimen. 

their relationship has a sort of an "enemies to lovers" flavor, except in this case it's more like "haters to enemies to haters again with a tad bit more understanding for each other". at this point, toritsuka mayyy be saiki's closest confidant? arguably the one who knows saiki the best! (subconsciously. he's too dumb to consciously realize it.) he'll likely be one of the first people saiki turns to whenever he needs help, which sucks because toritsuka is sorta useless, power and personality-wise HAHAHA

also toritsuka is probably the only (non-familial) person saiki is so flat-out MEAN to! it's hilarious!! yknow how romantic partners are supposed to bring the best out of each other? Not Happening Here. in the slimy presence of toritsuka, saiki is at his most honest but also his worst. toritsuka is the antithesis to the emotional support puppies zookeepers will pair anxious cheetahs with; he's more like........................

lice.

yeah. he's the lice in saiki's fur. plainly speaking, he's a pest!!!

also toritsuka's betrayal was sorta necessary in my opinion, because this guy's too damn dumb to learn a lesson the normal way. he absolutely needs to be put into Situations in order to walk away with at least a teeny tiny sliver of character growth. and i definitely credit a huge part of his betrayal to kusuke's psychological warfare. pitting a super-human cambridge genius against a sub-human highschool dumbass... poor, pathetic toritsuka never stood a chance!! still, the resentment he'd been harboring definitely also contributed to his backstabbing. howeveeer, now that he's seen firsthand saiki's affection for him, that resentment has vanished! he's been shaken to his core!! the worship has been amplified to the MAX!!!

lastly, i just think it's hopelessly hideously HYSTERICAL to have the world's worst womanizer fall in love with a man!! and have the world's most sexless guy fall in love with a future sex offender!!! they're so fundamentally incompatible it loops back around to being compatible?! it's a real comedy. tragedy. tragicomedy. (saiki and toritsuka would doubtlessly view it as a tragedy)

lastly-lastly: height difference. that is all.

thanks sending for this ask! it let me think (<< very rare) and put into words why i actually like torisai besides "hehehe hater x hater". writing all of this made me like it even more!! but i think this may have made you despise it more? oops. my tastes are strange and off-putting. i mean, kusuke is literally my favorite saiki character, after saiki himself... that's gotta tell you something.

[tdlosk-confessions]

Me again who said Sans x kusuke now it's..

saiki x papyrus.

Bc yes

[Confession 184]

The Saiki Brothers and the Skeleton Bros...

What kinda relationship is going on here 😭

[makifishcake]

I have seen your reblog of me art..so..

KUSUKE X SANS

You CANNOT escape..

NOOOOOOOOO

[echoes-world]

at my worst  (1)

Before we begin! Take this guide:

‘ Thoughts.'

“Speaking.”

‘ Telepathy.'

‘Direct telepathy.'

Also in this fic lets pretend Ku can turn on and off his x ray vision...

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Throughout his entire existence, Saiki Kusuo was the one (besides Nendo) who had never been invested in romance or anything remotely similar. Which was strange, considering his parents were very romantic and affectionate individuals. However, because his older brother Kusuke was also far from being a lover, they were not surprised at their youngest son’s romantic-less life.

Which is why when Kusuke showed up with you trailing after him like a baby duckling at their new years dinner, they all sported shocked expressions of various degrees.

You looked adorable, to say the least. Your dark blue hair was braided into twin tails, and the oversized sweater (which was Kusuke’s), coat and sweatpants swallowed your already tiny body up. However, the earmuffs and beanie flattened your bangs, covering half your face, not allowing for Kusuo to get a good look. He could’ve used his x-ray vision, but he didn’t particularly care for you or his brother enough to bother.

    “Is this your girlfriend, Kusuke?/Who’s this cute little thing?” The Saiki parents' questions bombarded the two intruders.

Kusuke bent and wrapped an arm around your shoulder. “This is my lovely friend (y/n)-chan! I met her a week ago at the airport and we’ve been hanging out! Her family’s busy so I invited her to our dinner! You all don’t mind, do you?”

As chaos ensued questioning why Kusuke hadn’t informed them that he had arrived a week ago and crying at the story, Kusuo looked over to you. Your thoughts were quiet- he really had to focus on them. They were various formats of ‘ I feel so bad they weren’t aware ahead of time! ’ and ‘Kusuke-kun was so kind to invite me!’

Kusuo wished he could read Kusuke’s thoughts. How were you already on a first name basis after a week? Kusuke was never one for girls- so he must be planning something. Perhaps under the kind, cute girl you were one of Kusuke’s robot experiments built for destroying the world.

After the introductions (in which Kusuo’s was: ‘I’m Saiki Kusuo. Please don’t talk to me.’) they found themselves having dinner while (y/n) answered questions from the parents.

    “What do your parents do to be busy on a special night?” (Kurimi)

    “You and Kusuke look adorable together!” (Kuniharu)

    “What college do you go to?”

    “Please date Ku-kun! I want grandbabies!”

One thing Kusuo noted about you, was that your voice never betrayed your thoughts.

    “They are fashion designers!” ( ‘my parents are so talented!’) “And, I’m actually still in high school… ” ( ‘I believe in second year? )

Kusuo stiffened. What did that mean?

    “Oh my! You’re the same age as Kuu-chan,” Kurumi’s eyes sparkled.

    ‘ Don’t bring me into this.���

    “What school do you go to?” Kuniharu immediately asked. Was it ignore Kusuo o’clock already?

    “She’s homeschooled!” Kusuke butted in, ruffling your beanie-covered head.

Kusuo’s eyebrow quirked up and he decided to tune into your head to see what was up. ‘ Woah, Kuusuke-kun is so cool !’ was the only thing running through your dumb head. What a disappointment.

    “Are you two joining us to the shrine?” Kurimi asked. ‘ Please say yes! Please say yes!’

Kusuke shook his head. “I’m taking (y/n) back home, it’s a bit far so we should take off.”

This sent both Kurimi and Kuniharu squealing in adorement, as everyone began getting up for goodbyes.

    “Goodbye, baby brother. Take care,” Kusuke smirked at him. What for? How would Kusuo know.

    ‘Die,’ Kusuo grumbled. He watched Kusuke skip to their parents, and jumped when he sensed you in front of him. Wow, you were small. He had to look down in order to see what was visible on your face.

You bowed politely with a c̶u̶t̶e̶ smile. “Thank you for having me! I’m very sorry about intruding on your family dinner. It was very nice to meet you, Saiki-san.”

Kusuo only nodded, and you gave a small wave as you moved on to thank his parents. As the pair closed the door behind them, the three Saikis began dressing for the shrine.

He was certainly going to wish for the demise of his older brother Kusuke. (and the robot machine, (y/n).)

[coffee-jelly-lover1647]

@kokomihere

Well it's been awhile kuu😞 anyways! I still married to your bro but l also still ship sansSuke(sans x Kusuke) what do l do.😞😞

Please never speak to me again.

[ask-fandoms-and-stuff]

Sans x kusuke saiki from Saiki k.

did my best heh-

[localmadscientist]

SANS X KUSUKE REAL

Dude I am so scared where did this come from 😞

[lazepolar]

Be honest, what inspired you to suddenly ship kusuke x sans 😭

I was bored. And ended up liking it.:3

[fell-is-suffering]

You will never know who am but I ship

Classic sans x Kusuke saiki from the anime saiki k. Just telling yOu!!🥰🥰

OEDJIWIW WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS ANON- AND WHY SAIKI- DUTDUHGAA

[sentientsockjuice]

Kusuke x sans.

The only canon ship

[billiuspendragon]

Sans x kusuke? Option about it?:3

I think it's hilarious, I admit I don't know that much about Sans but I can totally see Kusuke dating a skeleton because he's extra and wouldn't wanna date a normal person 😭

[mac33cheese]

Sans x kusuke real:3!!!

Yesss!!