#Sans headcanons

[cloudyskydreams]

Yooo I really like that pregnancy ask and I wanted to suggest a what if! Pure angst and drama if you're up to it.

What if the pregnancy didn't go well near the end because S/O's magic is not very high (to begin with! monsters need both parents iirc to have a health about of magic to make a monster.) A couple of days after the baby bone is born, child protective services (the Canadian version of it.) have to take them to their father stating that the mother is in a coma and is unlikely to recover.

((What a way to start the day. Getting a knock on the door only to find a stranger hold a baby that they were so sure it wasn't theirs. AND their s/o is probably going to die because their SOUL magic was sucked up dry to make the baby. Said baby bones looks a bit unhealthy too because they developed without their pappa's magic and is weakly crying.))

((You can decide of s/o recovers or not.))

hhhhhh you guys need to be movie directors or something because the pure plot and drama being thrown at me recently.

S/O recovers because I like that route better having a free reign relationship with your child only to have the possibility of that taken away when your comatosed ex wakes up.

Holy fuck these turned out longer than I expected so I'm just doing 3 if you wanted a different character feel free to request again! Also the holidays are NOT being kind to me so my updates are probably gonna be wack as I deal with the shitshow I call a family hope you guys enjoy and happy holidays!

Undertale:

Sans: Sees the baby bones and kind of zones out as shock runs through his body. Then he hears the word coma and zones back in. "what?" he has them repeat their entire spiel and his soul stops for a second when he hears what happened. He hesitantly accepts the babybones and cradles him to his chest gently.He's not ready for any of this and his world is collapsing around him as he finishes the conversation with CPS. Once they're gone he takes the babybones inside and simply stares at him for a bit as he rocks him back in forth Infront of the door he hasn't moved two steps from. The baby is whining and looking at him is like looking at an exact replica of himself as a babybones. He takes a few deep breaths and chuckles which turn into a full body laugh which turn into sobs as he cradles the baby to his chest. Why didnt he trust you? He still loved you even though he was convinced you had cheated a part of him desperately hoping he was wrong but now that he knows he was it's devastating. He looks for monster food that would be suitable for a babybones hoping to soothe his cry's and get his bones looking healthier. The entire time he's shaking as he rummages through the cabinets. Finds something akin to applesauce and spoonfeeds the little guy. Goes out and picks up a bunch of stuff (good, toys,clothes ect.)when Papyrus gets home. The first night he can't sleep and simply stays awake watching the babybones all night. He vows he's going to be the best dad ever while staring at his baby boys sleeping face a rush of paternal protectiveness rushing over him. He does a good job at taking care of the baby as he has experience since he had to basically raise Papyrus. He visits you once and the guilt destroys him so badly he can't visit you again. It had been a few months when he received a call. Surprise surprise it's you on the other end having just woken up and wanting to see your child immediately. Sans is more than happy to comply and gets to the hospital as soon as he can with the baby who's looking much healthier. Hesitates outside the doorway as he cradles your guys son to his chest. Possibilities and what ifs running through his head as anxiety starts to simmer. When he enters the room you look so relieved and happy to see him which happily surprises him till he realizes you're probably excited to see your baby. He hands the child over and suddenly your crying, the baby's crying, he's crying, all of y'all crying. He apologizes profusely before you can say anything and says he should have believed you how wrong he was and how sorry he is you had to go through everything alone and his grateful he is to see you again. He understands if you don't forgive him but don't expect to be rid of him because he's absolutely sticking around in his son's life.

Edge:Honestly when he sees the child and hears what CPS has to say he thinks he's having a nightmare. He's dreamt of similar situations where your baby actually turned out to be his nothing quiet like this but it's similar enough he's really thinking he's still asleep. Takes the child and thanks the CPS people for their time before going back inside. Trys to soothe the baby's cry's and rocks him gently in his arms. Checks the clock to make sure he has enough time to get to his next appointment in the day and yeah he's got a good bit, wait.... you can't read time in your dreams. He looks back at the clock and gently sets the baby down on the couch as he does the equivalent of pinching himself. Fuck fuck wait he's not dreaming. A flood of cold numbers rushes over him as he remembers what CPS said... He gently scoops the baby back up and shelves his oncoming mental breakdown as he stares down at his son. When Red gets home Edge recruits him as a babysitter (his thought process being he raised me he can watch a baby for an hour or so (red was absolutely stressed tf out))as he runs out to grab supplies and sort himself out. By sort himself out I mean destroying a chunk of a forest with his magic to workout all his anger and devastation. He trys his best to take care of the babybones his brother surprisingly giving good advice every now and then while he figures out how to be a dad. He's extremely gentle with the child and speaks on the most soothing fatherly tone to the little baby. He visits you in the hospitals bi weekly leaving little messages of memorable moments with the baby and some pictures. A few months goes by and one day he receives a call. It's a very frantic you on the other end and he can't help the immense amount of relief he feels as he hears your voice begging him to see your child. He brings the babybones to the hospital and stays quiet as he watches you two cuddling. He doesn't speak up until you thank him for watching the babybones. Tells you there's nothing to thank him for he was doing his job as a father and then it's quiet for a bit more before he hesitantly approaches and bows his head. He apologizes for his actions, for not trusting you, for everything you had to deal with alone. He's not expecting you to forgive him he wouldn't forgive himself but he does want to be apart of the child's life and immediately says so making sure you're aware of his intentions. Most likely to take you to court for custody of you refuse to let him father his child.

Stretch:Was woken up by the knock and answered the door still half asleep. Hears the story, takes the kid, thanks them and closes the door. It takes him like five whole minutes until he's like wait what the fuck. Holds the baby Infront of him by the armpits and looks at his mini lookalike with horror. Holy fucking shit he was wrong? He's a dad?? YOU'RE IN A COMA?? He gets lightheaded for a second and sits down on the couch with the crying baby in his arms. He hesitantly rocks the babybones not really sure what he's doing and immediately calls Blue. He's shaking as he's on the phone with his brother who says he's on the way. When Blue gets there he shows Stretch which foods the baby can eat and how to care for it. Stretch appreciates the help and kind of throws himself into caring for the child instead of thinking about the fact you're in a coma. He's sleeping on a beanbag chair in the nursery and wakes up as soon as the baby starts crying. Every waking moment is spent caring and playing with the babybones. Sometimes late at night he thinks about you and everything he's lost and missed out on but you've given him the best gift he could have ever asked for, a son. He visits you in the hospital occasionally leaving your favorite flower and pictures of the baby he's taken. Surprise surprise a month later when he gets a call and you're alive desperate to see you're baby. He brings the child and is grateful to see you awake when he hands him over. He immediately apologizes he tells you how wonderful his son is and how much he loves him and begs you to let him be apart of the child's life. He understands if you don't want him back as much as he misses you he fucked up he wasn't there and you almost died because he wasn't. He just loves his kid man he will be there for him and you if you let him.

[sociopathicartist]

First of all, Merry Christmas! Could you do a Sans (UT) x female reader spending Christmas together and alone?

Merry Christmas my friend! This is shorter bc it is Christmas and I am busy today, (sorry to everyone in my inbox rn, i hear you guys), but i wanted to get this out on the holiday :3

Sans always liked Christmas.

Before the monsters were freed, and Sans’ world was at first confined to just him and his brother, Christmas was an easier time to relax.

Sure, he had to go through the effort of convincing his babybone brother that somehow Santa did in fact make stops in the underground. If he could visit over a billion homes a night, who to say that he couldn’t also just zip-zap through the barrier and visit the monsters as well? And boy did Sans really put in the effort just to see the smile on his brother's face- even sprinkling flour on the floor around some boots that he found in the back of his closet when they first moved in, making it appear like the jolly guy had really came down their air-vents and into their house.

Yeah… Air vents were the best thing he could think of, they didn’t have a chimney or anything and Sans was sure that Papyrus would set up camp right by their front door if he was told that Santa came in that way.

It was a lot of work- but it was an easier time. Simpler. Just the two of them.

Not that he wasn’t happy whenever they went up to the surface and their big, estranged friend group began to have Christmas together every year (they finally got the day right after celebrating their first party in September… whoops). It was fun being around everyone, and he’d be a liar if he said that he didn’t enjoy the loudness and laughter that was brought as everyone ate food and opened up gifts.

But… He’d also be a liar if he said that he wasn’t relieved whenever he got to experience a quiet, calm Christmas morning with you after spending so many years having loud and chaotic ones with his friends.

He loved waking up next to you. Tracing his phalanges through your hair and across your face until you woke up and realized what day it was. If heaven was real- Sans was convinced he got an angel sent straight to him. At least that’s what he saw in you whenever you smiled. Or laughed. Or looked at him.

The quiet mornings on Christmas were now a bit quieter, and he liked that. He liked spending the calm moments with you, which he now had the indulgence of sleeping in since he no longer had to wake up early to play Santa. It was calm. Peaceful.

Plus, it wasn’t like he didn’t see his brother or friends. He still got all of that, but the two of you just spent the nice morning together until you felt like heading over to Toriel’s place.

Easy. He loved sitting with you on the couch as you both sipped coffee and exchanged cute gifts you got each other- he always looked forward to what weird ketchup-flavored thing you found for him, and he always looked forward to seeing your bright smile as you tore away the wrapping paper to what he got you.

He also loved getting to trace his hands up and down your back as you both watched a Christmas movie after opening up gifts and eating breakfast, the both of you looking like a singular unit with your matching pajamas. He didn’t care if it was the cliche, cringe couple's stuff, he liked it.

Everything was so… peaceful. He got to spend the quiet, enjoyable morning with you before the rest of the day with friends began. It was nice. It was easy to forget that the rest of the world was waiting for you and him and that tomorrow the both of you would have to deal with cleaning up the mess and trying to figure out where to put everything away.

But that was tomorrow! For now, he got to enjoy today with you. He loved knowing that it would be like this every year after this one.

[papyrusguy]

Right, you asked for it, so I'll give you a basic jist on how I think first dates with some Sanses (or general UTMV characters) would go! Feel free to suggest/ask for others.

Starting off:

Sans (Classic)

Is it really a date? At the start, you had to double check your messages after a while at his house to confirm-- yes, you did set up a date.

It's nothing special, at least from first glance. I see Sans having dates or trying romance as a big step for him. It's a lot more mental effort for him than it is for others.

The first date would be spent at his and Papyrus' home. Whilst he thought he should take you out somewhere nice, he knew neither of you would really be into that... Okay, maybe you would like it. However, he would definitely leave mid-meal if you went to a fancy restaurant. Home it is.

Despite how relaxed it all is, he's noticeably closer to you. By the end of your date, he's likely leaning on you for a nap.

It'd be... relatively quiet? He wouldn't be forcing a pun out of himself, is what I mean. He'd drop natural jokes-- or rather, flirts-- mainly regarding how nice you look.

Papyrus would cook a meal for the both of you! He wouldn't do anything else, though.

You'd probably watch a movie, and you'd get to pick. You'd watch it, but you'd swear that he wouldn't.

You'd feel his tired, calm gaze on you whenever you weren't focused on him. Otherwise, he'd be absentmindedly staring at the screen.

His hand would be around your waist and have you pulled close to him by this point.

It's not a lot for a date, but that's okay. It doesn't have to be. He got to lounge with you, and you didn't seem to mind all that much. In his view, that's a successful date.

He'll definitely ask for another.

[pearbranch14823]

Dust sans headcanons!!!

He swears in korean, like all the time, especially when smth goes wrong

He smokes cigarettes in his freetime

He started this to get his mind off of the exp addiction, but it just made everything worse

Their favorite song is drunk-dazed by enhypen

He eats ramen at 3am when he's bored

This man has the highest spice tolerance ever

He has trouble sleeping

He wears gloves because he's from a Handplates au

He keeps a stash of drugs under his bed

Takes naps during the day, awake / barely sleeps at night

He sleeps in weird positions like a cat

They can fall asleep anywhere

Wears purple eyeliner under his eyes

They stole it from Fell

Him and Fell used to date when Dust was still Classic

Wears Papyrus' scarf when feeling down

Usually keeps it in his sleeve or pocket

He is a cat person

He sometimes meows as a vocal stim

He shakes his hands when he's excited

Autism

He fidgets a lot with his hoodie strings

They are rlly short

He has a faint slash mark across his ribcage from the timelines where the human killed him

He could totally pass as Classic if he took his hood off

They often drink vodka

He can play the piano but he doesn't think he's that good at it

He is a demiromantic bisexual, and uses he/they pronouns

He's fairly decent at cooking, but he's only willing to make pasta

He does this to remember Papyrus

They have a pet albino rat

He loves chemistry, quantum mechanics, and quantum physics

They use grape scented breath spray to get the flavor of monster dust out of their mouth

He is an INTJ-A

Their alignment is Lawful Evil

His ecto is purple, and the shade changes to be redder when he's more determined, and bluer when he's more calm

They once bribed Negative!Sans to teach them English

@thatidiotutartist

[fatsans]

More Sans Pet Names…but make them Bad Boys~

Kitten - It’s Killer. What else did you expect? It’s flirty, a little sexy, so so cringe. It’s everything he loves. Plus, you should be honored. Killer loved those cats he had…before they…well…and he loves you too. To him, it makes sense to give you a name that’s special to him because you’re special to him. Isn’t that romantic?!

Hun -Everyone (I.e. Killer) would expect Horror to have a food based name, given his background. But at the end of the day Horror is really just Sans, with a few extra steps. So, in true Sans fashion, he hasn’t given any pet names very much thought. Hun is really just the first thing that comes out of his mouth, so it’s the thing that sticks.

My Dear - Possessive. Domineering. Even a bit mocking. That’s what Nightmare is going for when he calls you his dear. It, like everything in his existence, is about control. ‘Don’t you like that, my dear?’ ‘Isn’t this what you wanted, my dear?’ ‘You must be so happy here, my dear.’ However, after so much time together, the weight of his taunting is the same anymore. Perhaps, there is something familiar, common and comfortable, about the way his words sit in your chest- which is about as close to love as Nightmare is going to get.

Bonus:

My darling - It’s the other side of the same coin. When Dream calls you his darling, it fills you with warmth. The positive aura he admits just floods you, making you smile no matter what. ‘Does this make you happy, my darling?’ ‘I adore your smile, my darling’ ‘You must be so happy here, my darling’. He always means well, but there is a wide chasm between you and him. Perhaps, under the weight of his responsibilities and heartache, there is room to have genuine love for you. For now, this positive warmth, is safe and familiar, common and comfortable.

[dustalive]

Headcanon on Horror (cw biting?)

I kinda head canon Horror nibbling and chewing on his own finger bones and joints subconsciously. Like a habit that he developed over the years with no food in the underground, and the nibbling kinda helps reduce the feeling of starvation.

And even after being out of his own au (for example in nightmares casle) he still has this habit and does it kinda involuntarily, or when he is bored or stressed.

It doesn't really hurt him either, it's more relaxing for him tbh no matter if its just nibbling or straight up biting his own fingers. But he does have a lot of marks on his fingers from all of that.

[underfaithangelz]

‼️FELL SANS CLOTHING HEADCANNONS‼️

(These are just my personal silly thoughts and head cannons, they are not meant to be accurate or factual, just for fun!)

Zipper on this guys jacket is 110% broken, doesn’t know how or care to fix it that much

Like to think that his jacket was one of those insulated ones at some point, but he ripped the inside layer of insulation out because he likes the softness of the fabric

If the zipper wasn’t broken he’d probably be one of those guys that doesn’t bother to put a shirt on underneath his jacket or hoodie, I mean, he’s not gonna take it off so why bother

Also probably lost the drawstring to his shorts, or never had one in the first place, too lazy for the hassle of buttons or having to check if he’s zipped his fly

Wears sneakers (untied and no socks, he’s a menace and knows it) because he hates when he’s outside and snow slips into his slippers

HATES metal jewelry, HATES it, he can feel it clink and scrape against his bones and it’s such a gross feeling to him

[bogos-bint3d]

Sans undertale is actually a filthy homestuck (alphys got him to read it) and megalovania is just his theme because he heard it in the comic and new it was just that badass that it had to be his battle theme

[m0rang0z]

Swap sans, dream, cross, and killer are just a few of the mfs that would ask their s/o if they would still love him (or them? Since it's multiple sanses, but i don't wanna keep it repetitive) If he was a worm

[sleepyfoxfandom]

I see so many people say Killer is very feral cat coded

And while I see it, consider with me for a moment

Killer is incredibly fox coded

[thatguylucass]

gay Sans or aro Sans?

Hmmm... Fell sans is bi in my eyes, classic sans... well he in an enigma.... (these r just headcannons btw)

[cloudyskydreams]

Someone.making S/O cry UT,UF,US,HT

Hi! This one was fun to write. I think my favorites were the HorrorTale brothers they have fun personalities.Requests are open! As always I hope you guys enjoy!

Undertale: Sans: He's not happy to say the least. He stands by you and frowns at the dude his usual smile no where on his face as he sizes the guy up. Trys to diffuse the situation and tells the dude to basically fuck off but he's ready for a fight if it comes to that. He'll have a comforting hand on your back rubbing small circles and shapes into it. He trys to distract you with his puns and jokes and takes you somewhere comfort to chill for a bit.

Papyrus: Oh boy. Papyrus is immediately lecturing the dude about how that isn't nice and you shouldn't make people cry. You will be getting an apology he won't be satisfied until you do. After an apology is delivered Papyrus himself apologizes to you for the situation and whisks you away with the goal of cheering you up. He takes you somewhere he knows you like and hopes to create a good memory to replace to old one.

Underfell: Red: First reaction is anger he's ready to go if someone made you cry. He goes in yelling getting in the person's face, he doesn't get physical right away more standing in front of you and the person protectively to create distance. You might have to reel him in because he won't back down he will die fighting for your honour. He's in a grumpy mood the rest of the day but he's still pretty sweet to you just bitey towards other people.

Edge: Death glare shuts the person up real quick and has them going pale in fear. He separates the two of you roasting the person while he does and simply leads you away reassuring you that that trash has no idea what garbage he was spewing.He gets you a little treat and treats you extra sweet the rest of the day careful of your feelings. He's a bit more protective of you and glares at anyone who interacts with the two of you the rest of the day, which he normally does cause he has a resting bitch face but this time it's on purpose.

Underswap:

Stretch: Hates confrontation but he won't stand for this. He comforts you wrapping an arm around your shoulder while making a snide remark about the person more complaining to you loud enough for them to hear. He then leads you away needing to remove himself from the situation as well as you before his emotions get the better of him. Takes you home and trys to take your mind off of everything by goofing around and doing stupid things like shoving whipped cream in his nose and having it come out his eyesockets. It's uncomfortable but if it makes you laugh it's worth it.

Blue: He steps in and separates the two of you quick. Stands in front of you and very politely tells the person off and to mind their own business before doing damage control and getting you out of there. He talks to you gently and reassures you while trying to take your mind off the situation with some spontaneous activities. He's determined to turn the day into a positive one in the end.

HorrorTale:

Axe: He doesn't really remember what was happening before this but all he knows now is his mate is crying and he's absolutely glowering at the person who did it while standing behind you. He sets a hand on your shoulder gently to comfort you while scaring the ever living shit out of the poor sap who made you cry. For the rest of the day Axe brings you little items like rocks or pretty leaves and items that bring him comfort hoping they'll help you feel better.

Willow: He is immediately at your side with comforting and reassuring words. He picks you up and removes you from the situation, his biggest concern is pacifying you at the moment. He says the other person needs to be taught manners and if he wasn't so concerned with you they would have a very lengthy lecture to listen to right now. They would too, he's just an older version of Papyrus with way more anxiety he would have bitten into them with a nice lengthy lecture and then proceed to think about it for the next few months at 3 am when he can't sleep.

[sociopathicartist]

he wants you to join him

[quichein-me-softly]

sans sfw headcanons pt. one

(i’m bored so these hcs are just according to what makes sense in my brain.)

Sans definitely has a collection of jokes written down somewhere (notebook or on his phone). He’s super proud of it and will occasionally pull a random item out of nowhere to entertain one of his jokes (similar to his trombone).

For example: Whips out a WHOLE fish. “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish, heh.”

Since leaving the Underground, Sans has developed a fondness for stargazing. He’d often gaze up at the artificial stars in Waterfall, imagining what the real sky might be like Now on the surface, he’ll often sneak out at night to sit and watch the stars (maybe pulling out his telescope). To Sans, it definitely beats the crystals that mimic the twinkle of stars in the Underground.

He’s a cat-lover. That’s it. Also, he sometimes refers to them as “cars” like in most comment sections.

It’s no secret that Sans is 100% a night owl. He stays up late reading random science magazines and National Geographic, cheering and booing depending on which animal he sides with. He also enjoys dramas and cheesy comedies when no one else is around. He swears that he watches them ironically, but gets invested in the plot half-way through.

Loves, loves, LOVES late night talks. He rarely ever trusts or confides in anyone, so given the chance, he will stay up all night talking. (One of the rare times he doesn’t seem to be tired or falling asleep.)

Fear of attachment—comes with knowing his decisions don’t matter. Timelines with start, reset, erase, etc. no matter what he does, so he tries not to care too much (except for Paps of course). That being said, if he loves or trusts you, don’t take that for granted. This also explains his carefree and laidback attitude.

Sans plays the piano, though he’s never taken it seriously. He can actually play quite well but prefers to mess around with comedic tunes or play intentionally bad versions of classical pieces. You can hear his bones clink against the keys when he plays so he wears gloves to muffle the noise.

A god at card games. He’s got a good poker face and has the brains to remember all the cards that are being placed.

Definitely has merchandise that says something along the lines of “Ketchup Enjoyer” or “I Heart Ketchup.”

Speaking of ketchup, he probably smells faintly of ketchup or freshly fallen snow. Winter and ketchup is not something I can recommend smelling like, but Sans doesn’t seem to mind.

Oh, and he’s ruined a bunch of nice clothes due to ketchup stains. Will usually wear them anyway ‘cause he’s a little bum.

He is a quiet protector. Sans will go out of his way to keep an eye on those he cares about, even if they don’t notice it. He’ll always look out for his loved ones through subtle actions, such as giving them the bigger piece, walking on the side closest to traffic, always ordering for two (even if the other claims not to be hungry), etc.

[spookyyew59]

PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE ARE HEADCANONS AND ARE MY PERSONAL OPINIONS‼️‼️

THESE ARE THE HEADCANONS OF WHAT I THINK WHAT KIDS SHOWS SOME AU SANSES WOULD’VE WATCHED‼️

I made them because of this thought I had here

(the photos of the headcanons I made in my notes app under the cut)

[fatsans]

Petnames Sans has

Kid / Kiddo - It’s the original, it’s classic, it’s Sans. Who else would it be? It's also kinda a nasty habit. Everyone has been kid. And regardless of your age, you're stuck with the name now. He really should get around to changing it, but he just...hasn't yet. He doesn't use it much anyways. And it's not like you aren't special - you are - but maybe that's more of the point he's trying to make. Sans knows you, as you, not anything else. The nickname just seems too shallow, when he could just call you by your name. That seems much more special to him.

Angel - Regardless if you are the same human that fell into the Underground or not, you SAVED him, from…well Swap isn’t sure. Life wasn’t that bad before, but it wasn't great either. He really, wholeheartedly, and truly, feels like you are heaven-sent. An angel. His angel. You just must be someone special sent just for him. You always appreciate his riddles (even if you can't solve them) and you indulge in some of his hobbies. But the best part is, you always seem to be willing to accept his help, actually, you ask for it sometimes. Aside from his brother, Swap isn't sure he knows many people who appreciate him in this way. It makes him feel good. It makes life feel good. You make him feel good,

Sweetheart - Listen, do not go around thinking Fell like…likes this. Ok. Got it! Good....now that that's out of that way.............you're just his special little human! So sweet and precious! In these private, special moments, you get to see him in a different light. He lets down some of those walls that had been painstakingly built over the years and you get to enjoy the sticky gooey center that exists underneath that hard shell of his. Really, Fell's very sweet but has a hard time showing it, so think of this name as a reflection of his true feelings for you.