#Saitama with egg face

[fuckmesaitama]

THAT LITTLE CUTE KID CRYING AND ROTATING HIS ARMS AT THE START MADE ME TEAR MY HAIR OUT

So CUTE SO GODDAMN FUCKIN CUTE WHY ISHE CRYING WHOD D A RE HURT HIM 😀🔪🔪🔪🔪

I WANT TO GET STRONG JUST TO PROTECT THAT BABY

DOESN’T MATTER IF HES ALREADY STRONG now BABY DESERVES TO BE PROTECTED 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Saitama throughout the years

[batsovergotham]

Mark x Deku! Reader or Mark x Saitama! Reader

mark grayson x saitama! reader hcs

when you first meet

mark thinks you’re a normal citizen. you’re wearing flip flops, shopping bags in hand, just watching a building crumble like it’s somewhat bothersome.

“aren’t you gonna run?!”

“nah. it’s not falling on me.”

and it doesn’t. because you nonchalantly uppercut the disintegrating rubble back into the sky with one hand. mark stares at you for about 10 solid seconds. “who are you?” and you just shrug.

you start showing up more.

not because you want to help, but because crime keeps interrupting your errands. “was on my way to get eggs. oh yeah, i think i can punch a worm monster pretty quick.”

mark is attracted to you and so confused by you. you never train. you don’t brag. you don’t even flinch when someone threatens you. you just kind of blink and go, “okay.”

he’s used to people fighting with something to prove. you fight like you're waiting for the bus.

“don’t you care about the world?”

“i care. i just don’t get dramatic about it.”

the first time you get hurt

barely a scratch, really, he panics. grabs your face, checks your pulse, looking ready to contact every doctor in world.

you just say, “…dude. i’m ok. it’s ketchup.”

you don’t flirt. at all.

you don’t even know you like him until someone else tries to flirt with him and you straight up lift them by the collar like, “he’s taken.”

mark turns so red he almost passes out.

he’s not sure when you started sleeping over.

you just showed up one day, plopped on his couch, and didn’t leave.

suddenly there’s a toothbrush next to his.

you don’t talk about it. you just exist together.

you care about him in weird ways.

one day he’s tired and says he wishes the moon was closer so he could see it better

and the following night, it is.

only a tiny bit. you won’t acknowledge that you did it.

you call him strong.

not frequently. not loud. but when he’s questioning himself, when his fists aren’t enough, when he’s mourning what he can’t fix, you say it once. calm and straightforward.

“you’re strong, mark. in the ways that matter.”

he kisses you first.

he kisses you first. desperate, a little uncoordinated, like he’s scared you’ll leave.

you let him. kiss him again. slower. like… 'yeah. this is good. this is home.'

and he’s your reason to stay grounded. not for fame. not even to prove anything. just because he’s worth trying for.

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could I request Saitama, Genos, and Garou with a fem playful/bratty reader? Someone who sort of likes to poke fun at them and give them a hard time/be difficult just to get a reaction out of them (sometimes by being stubborn, sometimes by being really flirty 👀)

(A grand idea! I appreciate your patience with my lack of request answers. I hope I made it worth your wait!)

Saitama

- Going off how he reacts to someone like Tatsumaki, he likely wouldn't take you that seriously if you were giving him a hard time for the hell of it. Nothing against you it's just his unbothered attitude he holds for life

-It doesn't mean he isn't listening, though. It can amuse him if you go the extra mile just to be difficult. Or annoying if he's having a bad day, but it takes a lot of inconveniences in his day to where he actually gets a bit irritated

- When he's on his last straw he'll just start silently bugging you. He won't say anything as he starts poking you or messing with you and your things as a diversion.

- If you're being flirty instead of bull-headed, he's got a look he gives you. Like he's trying to look unamused and isn't convincing enough. The more you push it, the more shades of red layer on his face. He can't get used to it, or much bothered by it.

Genos

- Least bothered of the three. Couldn't get any sort of annoyed reaction if that's what you're looking for, but confusion might be one occasionally.

-Your dedication to being stubborn intrigues him as it can come off as unnecessary in his eyes. If there's something you want, he'd just give it to you if you ask straight up, typically.

- Far from arguing against it though. Even if he doesn't understand it, sometimes it's what makes you out to be the person he loves, so he will entertain your playful nature.

- Be careful with how much you want to be flirty, as if you say something just a bit too specific he'll just proceed to carry out the hint you drop as he registers it as just a request. Ain't that what you want though? ;D

Garou

- If you can take up this man in making the attitude a competition, may the odds be in your favor 😭

- Most of the time, he can give it right back to you. You poking fun at him, he's getting his lick in too. Wanna be difficult? Answer to him also being difficult. Whether it's fighting your fire with his fire or he'll catch you the second you're a fool enough to be his peace for a minute

- Being like that could get you on each other's nerves or not really at all, though the latter is more likely. He's all for the playful nature you have. Doesn't make him feel not a damn bit bad either for when he's matching your energy

- Loves it when the bantering gets into flirty territory. Eggs you on to just keep at it. Asks you to elaborate on what you mean with a smug grin on his face. He knows what you're getting at, though. It's entertaining trying to see how your brattiness is in making you use your words

[animeficsworld]

Even If You’re Just One Person

Saitama x Reader

Summary: Saitama never felt much. Not fear. Not excitement. Not even love. But you? You made him feel something again.

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Saitama met you at the supermarket.

You were arguing with the cashier about the price of eggs, a storm of frustration and sarcasm, and he was stuck behind you in line with discounted leeks and a pack of instant noodles. 

You turned, locked eyes with him.

“Can you believe this robbery?”

He blinked. “Yeah. That’s wild.”

You smirked at his flat tone, but there was something… comforting in the way he said it. Like it wasn’t wild, actually. 

Like nothing could shake him.

Later, he saw you outside, sitting on the curb, holding a cracked carton and looking defeated.

He walked over. Awkward. Silent.

“…Want half?” he asked, holding out his leeks.

You looked up. Surprised. 

Then you smiled.

“Sure. But only if you take some of my eggs.”

After that, you started running into each other all the time.

At first, Saitama figured it was a coincidence.

Then he started looking for you.

He didn’t know how to talk to people. Especially not ones who laughed at his deadpan jokes or asked if he wanted to hang out just because.

But you didn’t seem to mind his blank expressions or weird stories about discount day disasters and monster battles that bored him to tears.

You even came over once and watched him play video games without complaining.

“You’re really bad at this,” you said.

“Hey. I’m letting them win for fun.”

You grinned. “Sure you are.”

He wasn’t sure when you became part of his routine.

But when you missed a week without calling, something in him twisted.

He found you on a rooftop. 

Injured. Bloody. 

You weren’t a hero, but you’d tried to help during a random monster attack, and it nearly killed you.

You looked up, shaken. “Saitama…?”

He landed beside you in a rush of wind and silence.

“You’re hurt,” he said.

You blinked. “Yeah. But the monster’s gone. Some bald guy punched its face in.”

“…Oh.”

You tried to smile. “Wasn’t gonna die before giving you your eggs back.”

Saitama stared. Hard.

Then he reached for you, not gently, not romantically, just desperately, and pulled you into his arms.

“I’m strong,” he said quietly. “But I couldn’t do anything when you were gone.”

You held onto him.

“Saitama… I’m just one person.”

His voice was almost a whisper. “Yeah. And I think that’s enough.”

He still fights monsters. Still chases sales. 

Still gets annoyed when no one recognizes him.

But when you call, he picks up on the first ring.

When you visit, he smiles a little more.

And when you kiss him, softly, he doesn’t say anything.

He just holds on.

Because for the first time in a long, endless life… Saitama feels human again.

And that means everything.

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[miraamio]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/onepunchman/images/c/c2/Hero_Picnic.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20191021052918

The spread, srry abt the quality (Also clock Amai Mask looking at Sai, Zombieman butt naked in the lake and Snek high as balls on the floor lololol)

HOLY SHIT ANON

I need u to know I have SO many feelings about this, I was having a god awful day but oh my goddddd this fixed my life i’m postponing my suicide

Bear with me please

First of all, the absolutely ADORABLE saigenos puppets omlllll they’re fujoishing tf out😭

Secondly, theres SOOOOO much I wanna talk about here. He’s pouring alcohol like a typical doting wife dear god this is literally how they depict wives and husbands in slice of lives. I was watching Shinchan just before this and I can assure you this is legit how they depict doting wives with husbands (and they look so…normal about it??? Saitama doesn’t look over at Genos and instead focuses on the rice ball as though this is practiced ritual HELLO????????) The normalcy is absolutely killlling meeee

Another thing i am noticing here is the colour scheme between Saigenos. Now i MAY be overanalysing this BUT, the little dolls Fubuki has, the Saitama puppet has his usual red/yellow colour scheme going on which is very self explanatory. BUT, genos has a darker colour scheme in comparison, which are his canon typical colours, black overalls and grey metallic arms.

Now, in the saigenos interaction, genos has red arms, on the surface level its nice and cute because red represents love, fidelity and power BUT here's the thing, Saitama has his red gloves on and Genos's arms are coloured red here which is very very deliberate dare I say. Hands are usually symbolic of protection and strength, they are also a representation for humanity, for genos and saitama to have red hands, specifically Genos to have red ARMS, and Saitama to have red hands, their interaction is occuring through their hands with twin red colour scheme, its even more intimate because as I said, it seems so practiced and casual since Saitama isnt even LOOKING at Genos, oh Saigenos ur so canon it has me tearing up.

I looked around into it and most common symbolism of arms are rooted in power, influence and strength, it makes sm sense for genos to have red arms and saitama to only have red hands, canon typical god save us.

Okay now, about THE FACES??? I need to know if Genos made the faces because there's Saitama's face in literally every food item and its so well done too?? is he used to making Saitama's face on his food, the little rice balls also have his face good godddd. I'm not sure if the little egg thing has Saitama's face or somebody else's but i think its probably Saitama

He looks like a yearning mistress looking at here, watching Saigenos being a very doting couple this is absolutely killing me. There's a kind of frustrated sadness in his eyes that you only see in the eyes of a comphet victorian twink who is in love with a married man.

[andywritingstuff]

“Those… those are my cookies.” You point at the cookies he had in hand, “I left them there while I went to the bathroom.” You explained, even if, duh, you shouldn't have to. The cookies weren't where they were supposed to be, so by logic, someone called dibs on them. And that someone was you.

“Huh?” Saitama asked with that unique face of his. Deadpan, with some boredom in those… eyes that oddly reminded you that you have to buy eggs. “They were on the veggie aisle, not in a cart or basket. So I grabbed them.” He explained with some annoyance in his tone because, duh, he thinks it's the most obvious thing.

“I called dibs on them.” You tried to reach for them, but he put them just out of your reach. Asshole.

“Nuh-uh. They're mine now, should've put them in a basket.” He shrugged a shoulder, putting them in his basket in the most shameless way possible.

“The fuck you mean ‘nuh-uh’? Those are my cookies!” You tried to reach for them again, but nope! He just moves out of your way. “Man, I just needed to go to the bathroom! Can't you understand that!?”

A rational adult would say something along the lines of hey, sorry! Here ya go! Alas, Saitama was anything but. He was hungry, frustrated (because he has defeated yet another monster with one. Single. Punch.) and that brand was on sale. And it was the last of them. He is not about to give them up. Especially to someone so careless. Really, how hard was it to put the stupid cookies in a basket!?

“You snooze, you lose. Now leave me alone.” And with that, the caped man left. His boots were making a squelching sound with each step he took, which only seemed to add to your sour mood.

“Man…” You grumbled under your breath, this time grabbing a cart so you could continue shopping for groceries.

The next day, things didn't seem to go well for you either. Have you been cursed with bad luck? Or maybe you're paying for some past life karma.

That egg-headed, cookie-stealing bitch is your neighbor. Were you pleased by finding out this morning when you went out for work and he was also there? No. In fact, you almost called the police, thinking that he followed you home.

“You…!” There was an accusation in your voice, and in the way you pointed a finger at him, “you followed me home!”

“And you are…?” Oh, so now he was pretending he didn't know you? Low. That was too low, even for a stalker.

“You're the guy that stole my cookies!”

“Oh my god you're that crazy person!” Now he could recognize you. “I live here. Seems like we're neighbors…”

Your eye twitched. Only two interactions, and he was already stressing you out. Would your hair fall out by the fifth one? Would you look like him if—when your hair fell out? You probably should start investing in some rosemary oil to prevent it.

a/n: heeeyyyy :) finally writing again after a long time :3 + this is a bit unfinished but it's just an idea i had for a long time and needed to share my (genius) vision. proofread but im tired so there might be mistakes. also this was inspired by Bojack Horseman ep. 1 (i think?) lolz byee

[the-nysh]

Looking back at that extra chapter where Saitama was still training and lost a teeth with a cavity, I can't be the only one who thinks it was a metaphor of him removing his limiter

There was definitely an implied threshold (of pain/power) breached and crossed there, especially with Saitama's instant relief and transition into his familiar classic 'egg face'......and why the similar scene of Garou spitting out a tooth too becomes a parallel on their dual character + pursuit of power trajectories~

[cepheusgalaxy]

[ID. A simple drawing of Saitama, a man in a childish style with a round, egg-like bald head and simplistic face. End ID.]

ethics of making AI images aside, I do find a bit amusing the kinds of sob stories and mental gymnastics people make up to pretend like drawing is this super technical skill with an impossibly high barrier of entry when its like one of the first hobbies toddlers pick up

suddenly a lot of people think they got the next Lord of the Rings in their head but they were never able to turn their stories into anything tangible because the evil elitist artists are hogging all the talent and skill and they need a bajilion years of training or something as if one of the most popular manga and anime of the past decade wasn't made by a guy that draws like this

[buruzaitama]

Saitama in a suit??? 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

I think he’s sexy in a suit… even with his egg face ♥u♥

*don’t repost*

[thebelovedlion]

a can of spinach falls from the sky and into popeye’s dismembered mouth. he is instantly re-assembled and proceeds to whallop saitama so hard he gets discombobulated into a bunch of eggs with his face on them

“Who would win in a fight between Saitama and-“

Saitama

“but what about-“

Saitama

“Okay but-“

Saitama

[obbystars]

Overgrown Rover

[rayadraws]

4B Saitama and Sonic? >:3c

He wasn’t ready :0

[fuckmesaitama]

Ok, I just wanna mention this. I absolutely adore how Saitama looks during those classic and badass serious moments of his with his gaze so fierce and him coming off as a handsome beast 😍😤😤😤

But there’s also something very charming about the way he looks when drawn in a serious art style but with his features being more relaxed and calmer than usual in those moments with a certain warmth in his eyes. Like I cannot help but be lost in his essence here and also his eyes (!!!) , so gorgeous!! That moment when you truly get to see what Saitama would actually look like on a usual basis, ignoring the gag about him looking like he’s on a different plane compared to the rest. I really wish there were more instances of him drawn in a serious style with more relaxed expressions. It’s a very subtle change but I can’t have enough of it! (>/////<) I wish Murata would draw him more often like that in future…

Bonus: This is the handsomest I’ve ever seen him with his normal face!!! AAAHHH HIS SMILE!!! (❤️w❤️)

But at the same time, soft egg is best egg. He’s too cuutee <3

[fuckmesaitama]

THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT EVER SINCE THE RAW CAME OUT

Murata sensei PLLLSSS We need treats more often too!! 😭😭😭

Reader vision versus in universe vision

Please Murata-sensei, stop teasing us and give us more bufftama like how Forte sees Saitama.

[yaminoarts]

Fanfic:  One Epsilon Man

[cherry-writes-yanderes]

Hey do you think you can write reader trying to escape from yandere Saitama from one punch man while he’s not there but genos catches you and tells Saitama when he comes back? What’s his reaction gonna be

Oooh! I like your thought process ;3

~

Warnings: gender neutral reader, mentions of kidnapping, restraint, bruising, breaking of bones

Saitama had left to go get more groceries

You had thought of escaping on a whim (which wasn’t a good idea in the first place) so you begged him to get you more tea from the store

The sweet egg boi obliged, humming as he left the house

It was odd the Genos wasn’t around as soon as Saitama left

He was usually sitting close by, or at the very least he was always in the house

You decided to take this stroke of luck as a sign that you needed to leave, so you did

You keep your eyes peeled for Genos as you make your way to the front door

You got Saitama to trust you enough to the point where you didn’t need restraints, so nothing like that needed to be dealt with

Your heart was nearly breaking through your ribs as soon as your hand grasped the doorknob and turned it

Unfortunately, it was never going to be that easy.

Genos stood on the other side, his arms crossed and his eyes glinting

“H-Hi, Genos!!” You squeaked, slowly backing up into the apartment

He didn’t speak a word as he descended on you, grabbing your biceps and throwing you into the chair that you were once tied to 24/7

You attempted to reason with the cyborg, but you knew deep down that he would not betray his Sensei’s orders over your begging

As soon as you were secured by duct tape, Genos slammed his metal hands on your thighs, staring coldly into your eyes

“Why?” He asks, no emotion in his voice

You stared back into his dead-looking eyes, trying your very best to read into why he would ask that question

Because you didn’t answer, Genos became frustrated and gripped at the meat of your thighs harshly, making you cry out

“Why?” He asks again

You decide to ignore the question once again

It was none of his business why you decided to escape

Genos sighs and stands up

“Just wait ‘til Sensei gets home…” He grumbles under his breath

Sweat beads on your forehead at the thought

He’s gonna be so pissed…

Before you could even make up an excuse, you heard the familiar click of the apartment door opening to reveal Saitama, a bag of groceries in hand

Genos immediately rushes up to him, informing him of your disobedience

You hear Saitama’s telltale sigh of disappointment

Good, he wasn’t fuming with anger

You heard him set the groceries down in the kitchen before you see him approach you

He kneels to your level, never looking away from your eyes

Before you could blink, his hand was gripping your chin with strength you’ve never felt in your life

What was scary is that you could feel that Saitama was holding back

“Why, my love?” Is all he asked

You said nothing

He didn’t deserve what you had to say

He kidnapped you, kept you hidden away from the world

That was unforgivable in your eyes

Another sigh escapes Saitama’s lips

“It seems like you need more teaching than I thought.”

You heard the sickening crack before you felt the pain

White-hot as it seared through your face and jaw

And all Saitama had to do was flex his thumb the tiniest bit

You should have been more afraid.

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