#SUPSCRIBE!

[burstingatseams]

SOMETIMES I FIND MYSELF FANTASIZING ON THE LATIBÆR SPORTACUS PUPPET.

TRULY HE IS HANDSOME! THAT CHISELED JAW AND GORGEOUS HAWK NOSE!!! PENSIVE IS HE!!! INFINITELY CHARMING, THEY SIMPLY DON’T MAKE EXPRESSIVE PUPPETS LIKE THIS ANYMORE.

THAT CRAFTSMANSHIP…SUCH DEDICATION TO PUPPETRY SETS MY HANDSTITCHED HEART ABLAZE!!! AAH IM BURSTING AT THE SEAMS!!1!!1!!!1!!1

[burstingatseams]

SMUPPETS ARE A BLESSING! THIS CHILD SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO BE DROWNING IN SMUP ASS!!! THEY ARE AS WELCOMING AS THEY ARE KIND!

so many smuppets ..,

[twitchingproboscis]

is he sinful? do we need to cleanse him?

HE IS PURE HE IS PUTRID HE IS READY FOR THE SLAUGHTER AND CONSUMPTION CUT ALONG THE DOTTED LINE AND PARTAKE IN THE FOUL AND HOLY COMMUNION DEVOUR THE FLESH OF HIS BODY DEVOUR THE FLESH OF HIS PROGENY DEVOUR THE FLESH IN THE NAME OF THE ENDLESS GOD DEVOUR DEVOUR DEVOUR SO THAT YOU MIGHT BECOME CLOSER TO HIM

[softass]

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[feltcaverns]

aw man.

[burstingatseams]

OH GOD… THAT BEAUTIFULLY PERKY PROBOSCIS… WAOW!!! AND LOOK AT THAT RUMP ! RAISED HIGH AND READY!!1!!!1 AAH!

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW THAT BAD BOY UNDULATES WITH EACH MOTION!!!!1!!!1!!1!!1!

We all know about plush rump but what about plush nose

[burstingatseams]

REMEMBER! A PUPPET HAS TWO ENDS!!! GET A FRIEND IN ON THAT ACTION, TO SHOW THEM YOU CARE!

[lmaonade]

i’m having profile issues but please get my suck ass kitten to 5,000,000,000 supscribers if you think i deserve to live <3

[twitchingproboscis]

so youre the religious nut

the kind that came extra fucked

the pyre on felty fame

lit fires on this old game

suck on your tits

this aint your mamas liquid

its red delicious instead

its apple juice in this thread

🔥🔥🔥 this rap sponsered..... by f1uff3rnutt3r 🔥🔥🔥

EXTRA SUCKED EXTRA FUCKED EXTRA DONE WITH HIS SHIT

SHORT LIVED FAME DOWN IN FLAMES TOSSED INTO THE PIT

RAVAGED SAVAGED SHREDDED BY THE HOUNDS DOWN IN HELL

CONSUMED DEVOURED DIGESTED TO THE SOUND OF OUR BELL

DO YOUR JOB DANCE AND SING COMPETE TO BE SEEN

SPIN AND TWIRL WITH A WHIRL NOW DON’T MAKE A SCENE

SUCK UP SUCK DOWN SUCK ON EVERY PROTRUDING PART

APPEAL TO SQUEAL TO REVEAL EVERY PART OF YOUR HEART

SCRATCH AND SCRAPE TO GUZZLE ON MILK FROM HIS CHEST

PLEAD AND BEG. HUMP HIS LEG.

AFTER ALL, FATHER KNOWS BEST

[burstingatseams]

PUT YOUR DICK IN A SMUPPET OR USE A SMUPPET AS YOUR DICK!!! WE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!!

-- taciturnTachi [TT] began pestering you at 23:02 --

TT: lookit this thing.

TT: shit.

TT: masterpiece of craftsmanship.

TT: we make ‘em any size.

TT: providing for your lil’ pecker needs since 1998.

TT: get your own today for just 8.99 of that cold, hard dinero.

-- taciturnTachi [TT] ceased pestering you --

[airytificer]

i have more ii animal designs because i felt like it. like and supscribe

for some reason i've been told many times that my handwriting is impossible to read (but also you can probably barely see some of the words) so here's what animals i used for these guys vvvv

microphone - catfish

taco - coati

paintbrush - appaloosa horse

lightbulb - anglerfish

[jame7t]

I keep forgetting to update my stream schedule but I mentioned it in the twitchcord so it’s worth repeating here: I have BANNED myself from streaming until I can prep a sendoff stream for the last mc world I had with supscribers. I’ll be on sanitys stream Friday though :3

[burstingatseams]

[burstingatseams]

I’D NEVER LIE ABOUT MY PURE AND HOLY PASSION FOR PLUSH POUNDING!

NAME SOMETHING BETTER THAN THESE SUMMER-READY SOCKPUPPET STUFFERS

BEAUTIFUL BIKINI BABES BEGGING TO BLOW YOU WITH FELT LIPS!!!1!!1!!1!!1

Ugh. I know the Plushrump.com folks were all LIARS but I still love their content and their smuppets even if it is nothing but a joke to them. I have sincere love and lust for puppets. Their mockery is the closest I have to a sincere community of puppetlovers........

[cottoncandylesbo]

brand new FuckPig for you boss!

this rocks. please supscribe to FuckPig Platinum.

[limplegsakimbo]

THIS IS PURRFECT FOR ALL MY PUPPET DREAMS AND PUPPET HYPERFIXATION / SPECIAL INTREST, I AM SUBRSCRIBING TMRRW AND ALL OF YOU SHOULD TOO!!!! I WOULD GIVE THIS A 10/10 AND 5 STAR REVIEW!!!!

universally rated 5/5 hats by everyone with vision.