#STUPID MINECRAFTERS

[andyling]

Watching Phil’s latest stream of “The Great Journey” with Bad and Fit and the trio of Chayanne, Ramon, and Dapper invokes such a fucking intense feeling within me that I cannot describe and the fact that I’m feeling this way because of a fucking Minecraft server where these adults are roleplaying being parents to three sentient eggs is making me absolutely lose my mind

I blame this my trauma and the Minecraft soundtrack playing in the background 

[stump-not-found]

bro has not slept for a week .

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

"For what it's worth, I was telling the truth when I said I enjoyed working with you"

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[flwrspxce]

The duality of Evbo

[leftshiftwashere]

Showing him off because I'm proud as hell

I think the doorwings are one of the best parts because guess what! I animated them

So basically the animations they have: Idle, walking, running, swimming, jumping, hurt

He was a pain to texture and at some point I got scared I'll have to start from scratch, mostly because I messed up the files and the textures wouldn't apply. Obviously in the end I fixed it because I simply can't stop winning.

His animations also got a bit messed up. I planned for it to be possible to run and jump without the jumping animation interrupting the running one but oh well.(Not sure what went wrong I adjusted the priorities correctly)

Also I'm thinking of adjusting the hurt animation to be faster because it's not as clear

Annndddd also have a regular skin of him I made. He's very bald though

It's just that I got too hungry and bit his doorwings off. Whoopsies!

Anyway 👋

[tikara]

I keep hearing these strange sounds coming from my base.....

HOLY COW!!!!! It's an ENDERMAN!?! And he's cookin' PORKCHOPS on the SMOKER!??!??

[faviconuploader]

stamp dump 4 ୭

[pinyatapix]

how i imagine Minecraft Alex's personality to be like vs how i imagine Minecraft Steve's personality. duality of minecraft

[neoqzz]

how does tumblr work. anyways um hi avam tumblr drops designs + hcs and runs away

yeah.! im gonna draw the rest in probably few days i couldnt be bothered to do it rn and YES i am aware of the horrible spelling mistake on green im too lazy to fix it😭

[darkdragon768]

Let's see what tumblr's three favorite wooden planks are.

(reblog for a wider sample size or whatever you say)

[thatonefishfriend]

Mango's your Tango

[silverblade87]

since tommy's new server is canonically set in 2010, here is everyones canonical ages:

tommyinnit: 6

philza minecraft: 22

jschlatt: 11

billzo: 6

mumbo jumbo: 15

quackity: 10

slimecicle: 12

hackers: unknown

[lilybug-02]

I showed the Minecraft Movie Teaser to my ENTIRE ART CLUB. A mixture of disgust, disinterest, genuine worry, and laughter. And this is what we had on the screen to really soak in the glory of this atrocity.

[bisbint]

new ava miniseries leak

original

[itslilacokay]

played around with blues emoticon face

[joyflameball]

The differences between the FNAF movie and the Minecraft movie are so fascinating to me. Here you have two different movies made out of beloved video games. They've both got a million games based off of/created with them, with FNAF having all its "Five Nights At [INSERT FRANCHISE HERE]" games, and Minecraft having the most gorgeous stories and worlds you've ever seen literally built on it. Both movies went through production hell, presumably went through a fuckton of scripts and a whole lot of edits, and then were made after a whole decade.

The FNAF movie is 95% practical effects. The animatronics are 1 to 1 recreations of how they are in the games, moving robotically, being puppetted and worn. I cannot stress enough, they actually made those things. They actually built the sets and built the animatronics, and the movie is just ten thousand times better for it. I can't even put it into words. And I remember, the atmosphere leading up to the movie's release was pure excitement. And when it finally DID release? From what I personally have seen, a lot of people really liked it! I certainly did! This was a project ten years in the making, and you can tell! There's so much love for FNAF in this movie, and you can feel it! I really love the retake on the FNAF lore, the interesting characters, the clear passion behind everything in this movie, and how they've redone one of FNAF's longest-standing characters. Because by god, they did William Afton justice, and he's in about three scenes.

The Minecraft movie, on the other hand, is a complete CGI nightmare. A green screened CGI nightmare that may not be AI generated, but sure fuckin looks that way. It looks like there is zero passion behind this movie, just the cold motivation to make money and appeal to The Youths. They referenced the fucking "the children yearn for the mines" meme without understanding the meme was making fun of someone suggesting we bring back child labor. That by itself shows that they do not care. I cannot find a single frame that has an iota of love for Minecraft, the love that we have grown up on for years. The atmosphere leading up to the Minecraft movie's release is dread. Dread and anger. Between the awful CGI, the stupid fucking Marvel-esque quips, the whitewashing Steve, the lack of love for this goddamn game, everybody saying a teenager could do better is fucking right.