#STOP THE PRESSES

[kaaaaaaarf]

one thing I have learned writing fanfic is that you can't take shortcuts. I'm such a lazy writer, always in a hurry to get a character from point a to point b, but sometimes you just have to explain in detail how your blorbos went from fucking doggy style to missionary, and that's just the way it is.

[withclawsandsympathy]

ROSEWOOD

Art: @witchy-worm

Writing: @withclawsandsympathy (AO3: callsigntango)

Rating: Teen

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Other Tags: Angst, Animal Death, Case Fic, Claustrophobia, Mentions of Torture, Mild Body Horror, We Talk About Purgatory

Word Count: 5.5k

Summary: Months after Mrs. Butters leaves the bunker, intent on finding a home of her own, a peaceful section of pines set deep into the American heartland becomes anything but. Haunted by Purgatory at every turn, and forced to confront the consequences of decades of torture and abandonment at the hands of his predecessors, Dean and Cas set off to solve a string of disappearances in the forest where they stumble across a familiar face -- and an all-too-familiar feeling.

Excerpt:

Dean believes a lot of things. He believes the manner of his death was decided by his father the very night that yellow-eyed demon ripped his mom away from him. He believes he’ll die, broken and bloody and alone on a hunt, and anything Cas does only delays the inevitable. He believes he doesn’t deserve to be saved. Dean knows Cas will do it anyway. He realizes a moment too late that he and Cas have been staring at each other silently for several beats. Dean clears his throat, pushing off from the tree he was leaning against. His jacket, half-stuck to the bark and sap of the pine, makes a ripping sound as it peels away from the trunk. The tree emits an eerie groan with the sudden absence of Dean’s weight against it. Scowling, Dean scrubs a palm against the canvas sleeve to wipe away the sap. His hand comes back dark red. The smell hasn’t quite hit his nose before Cas speaks the word forming in Dean’s thoughts. “Blood.” The tree groans again, the sound cutting through the silence as several more pines join the rising chorus around them. The hairs on the back of Dean’s neck rise in return. The sound Dean had once mistook as trees creaking and swaying in the wind now formed the painful wails of something wounded. Then the trees began to scream.

Coming this October to @deancashorrorfest!!

[the-football-chick]

DIVISIONAL ROUND - Game 2 - Commanders @ Lions

well well well This has got to be the biggest upset of the playoffs so far. The Lions were favored by as much as 10-points and even Commanders' fans were doubtful their team could win. The Lions just had no answer for Commanders rookie QB Jayden Daniels who led a high-powered offense in the win, going 22/31 for 299 yards and 2 TDs. The Commanders will face the winner of tomorrow's Eagles/Rams matchup for the NFC Conference title.

[luckyratty]

I JUMPED OH NY GOD THE COLLAB OF THE CENTURY I LOVE YOU CARDLIN!!!!

AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH BEST DAY EVER!!!!

[traumatizedartist]

Random thing I just finished

In my AU Khan, Nori, and uzis teacher(who I'm naming Lewis) are dating

Khan and Lewis started dating after their significant other passed(stole that idea from an old @triocat post)

Whan Nori came back she was like, "Yay new husband" and they lived happily ever after lol

[sincericida]

Tom Hiddleston, Zawe Ashton, Jonathan Bailey, ANDREW GARFIELD and Ariana Grande at Wimbledon (round two).

Wow... stop the presses.

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

Besties!!!!!!!! [x]

[gloomstalkertav]

Has anyone who has FAILED the bg3 quest Stop the Presses actually seen the issue that is printed? I’ve spent literal days scrounging the internet and the game to find if this issue actually exists and cannot discover it. Does anyone know one way or the other?

[navybrat817]

Fuck all the way off. Seriously.

[speed-demon-doodler]

Act 3, "stop the presses"

Few things get "always chill" Orion to go nuclear, someone breaking a deal is one of those :^)

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Submarine feelings:

[dongslinger--420]

Look I'm a lesbian but I'm surprised that Emily was willing to let sex (or anything really) get in the way of their relationship because if anyone had said "It's like 3 men and a baby but there are two men and the baby is a lady" to me I would've been FLOORED. Peak flirting with Todd Chavez.

[transvampireboyfriend]

OHMYGOD SHE LAUGHED!

[nucleqr]

interesting setup and payoff: if you saved dolly dolly dolly in act 2, you don't need to make any rolls against the printer in act 3

[lowpawly]

WAIT FUCK THAT CLIP I CUT OUT THE PART WHERE SHE CALLS POWER A GOOD GIRL?????

[p0m0u]

[seokminfilm]

when i saw this i screamed like dk appeared at my doorstep