#SPENDS HOURS ON HIS APPEARANCE AND CRIES GREEN SLIME WHEN IT DOESNT TURN OUT HOW HE WANTS
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“Howl is a little pathetic”
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#y’all dint read the books#howl is a mess#so he’s a little pretty#he’s the family disappointment#one magical gramma absence away from an episode of hoarders#cursed playboy who makes magic videogames for his nephew to bribe him into giving back a spell he lost#dyes his hair after break ups#SPENDS HOURS ON HIS APPEARANCE AND CRIES GREEN SLIME WHEN IT DOESNT TURN OUT HOW HE WANTS#the definition of gifted child burnout#HES WELSCH#HE LEFT REAL WORLD WALES TO LIVE IN MAGICAL INGARY TO GET AWAY FROM HIS FAMILY#his window looks out on his sisters backyard via magic so he can still feel close#BUT THE MOST POWERFUL KNOWN WIZARD CANT EVEN STICK UP FOR HIMSELF TO HIS SISTER#I can’t even say know your roots bc this was true from the moment Miyazakis howl was born#howl pendragon#howls moving castle#diana wynne jones
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