#SORRY. I STARTED IT AS A BITTT

[bizlybebo]

paperthrone yuri on the dash. how is everyones evening

[nomairuins]

like i wouldnt mind like. Not having new linear games post 5 its judt that sims 4 wasnt even supposed to Be The Sims 4 it was a last minute pivot and the base code is so outdated and was broken On launch so like. i just wish we could have the final actual sims game be like. one that was always intented to be a major sims release AND be intended to be so long term . yk

[iidrk3i]

☆ ACTIONS OVER WORDS

hq -- tsukishima kei x gn!reader

summary: tsukishima kei doesn't know how to say he's sorry. so instead, he tries apologizing in a different way.

warnings: a bittt angsty but fluff in the end, brief food mentions, tsukki calls reader overbearing, nothing too much :)

word count: 768

there he was, sitting on the couch with his head lolled on the headrest. what had started as a small disagreement between the two of you became a heated argument, which resulted in tsukishima calling you overbearing.

in your defense, you were just reminding your boyfriend to eat his meals everyday. this was the third time this week that you had reminded him, but something about today really ticked him off.

after tsukishima had gotten the last word in, he caught a glimpse of your face before you headed off into your shared bedroom. it was clear that you were upset with him, and you had every right to be. you weren't being overbearing at all. you were just being the kind person that he fell in love with. the person who looked out for everyone that they loved.

tsukishima looked at his phone. 6:43pm. he’s been sitting on the couch for a good 15 minutes trying to think of something to say to you. he wanted to say something sincere, something that would be genuine, but no matter how hard he thought, no matter how long he sat and waited for something to come to him, nothing was coming to mind.

that’s when tsukishima thought of a different tactic.

he had gone online and searched up your favorite take out place, ordering something for the both of you. once the food had arrived, tsukishima finally built up the courage to knock on the bedroom door. when he was met with silence, his hand hovered over the doorknob for a second, ultimately coming to the decision to walk in.

“oi y/n, i- uh.. i ordered takeout for us, if you're hungry," tsukishima stammered, feeling the weight of his words from earlier still heavy on his shoulders. he hesitated for a moment, unsure if you would even want to see him.

inside the dimly lit bedroom, you were seated on the edge of the bed, your back turned towards him. you had been replaying the argument in your mind, questioning whether you were indeed being too pushy. your thoughts were interrupted by his voice, and despite feeling hurt, you couldn't deny the rumbling in your stomach at the mention of food.

you turned slightly to look at him, noticing the takeout bags in his hands. the gesture made your heart melt. tsukishima cleared his throat nervously, taking a small step closer. "i... i know i was out of line earlier. you were just looking out for me," he began, his voice low. "i appreciate that, really. i'm sorry for calling you overbearing."

you remained silent, your gaze fixed on the floor as you processed his words. tsukishima shifted uncomfortably at the doorframe. "can we... can we talk about this?" he asked tentatively, taking another small step forward. "or at least, can we eat together?"

you glanced up at him, seeing the sincerity in his eyes. despite the hurt feelings, you knew that tsukishima wasn't one to apologize easily. the fact that he had ordered your favorite food showed that he was trying, in his own way, to make amends.

finally, you nodded silently, gesturing towards the bed. tsukishima exhaled quietly in relief, setting the takeout containers down on the bedside table before joining you. for a while, neither of you spoke as you ate, the quietness was comfortable.

after a few minutes, tsukishima broke the silence cautiously. "i mean it, y/n. i shouldn't have said those things. i know you care about me, and i... i care about you too." his voice was hesitant, but genuine.

you looked at him then, meeting his gaze. "i know," you replied softly, your tone was enough for tsukishima to know you were forgiving him. "i just... sometimes i worry, you know?"

he nodded, his expression serious. "i get that. and i promise i'll try to be more mindful. you deserve that."

with those words, all the tension leaves the air. the conversation flowed more easily from there, the both of you gradually finding common ground and understanding. by the time you finished eating, a sense of comfort hung in the air.

as tsukishima gathered up the empty containers, you reached out to touch his arm lightly. "thank you, kei,” you said sincerely, meeting his eyes once more. "for trying."

he smiled faintly, a hint of relief in his expression. "thank you for not giving up on me," he replied, his voice soft.

and with that, the evening unfolded into a quiet understanding between the two of you, strengthening the bond that had drawn you together in the first place.

a/n: this one’s a little messy😓

[alanaaii]

ex bf/baby daddy connie who gives you some dick when you ask for it

love your writing :)

Baby daddy connie.☆

my first request!! i’m sorry if i didn’t do it to your liking i had to add a lil bittt.

After rocking connie jr to sleep, you checked the time. It was 8:45pm and you knew connie would be on his way to pick the baby up. It was his weekend and you were ready to go out and live child free for the night. You sat at your vanity dresser as you put the finishing touches of your makeup before you heard a light 3 thumps at the door. “coming!” you opened the door to connie towering over you. As you look up at him you notice his eyes wondering. You were dressed in a oh so short dress it was hard not to. Connie licked his lips before asking, “where you goin’ ma?” you rolled your dolly eyes as you closed the door behind him. “Out. why you in my business?” Connie got closer and muttered under his breath "I can’t know where my babymama going?” His hand sneaked its way up your dress as you let out a small gasp—yet you didn’t stop him.

“constance. go get your son and let me go out.”

You and connie stared at each other for a minute. The tension getting hotter by the second. The burning you felt inside was like lava in your stomach. “i don’t want you goin nowhere” Connie said before grabbing you and flipping you onto the bed. Lips pressing together and fighting for dominance. Connie lifting your dress up and massaging your big plump breast.

“conniee” you whine as you feel his fingers press onto your clothed cunt, feeling the wetness through it. “i missed you mama” He said as he dipped his fingers into your soaking cunt. The slowness of his finger thrust was frustrating—you wanted more. You open your legs enough for connie to stand between them. taking his hands away to pull his pretty tanned dick out, slapping it on your clit. “I know you missed me too”

Rubbing his tip on your clit slowly was just to tease you, he wanted you to beg for it.

“con please” you were desperate. needy.

In one quick thrust he was halfway inside. Yiu grabbed onto his arm for support as he sped up his thrusts. His thrusts making your eyes roll to the back of your head. You knew it. nobody could make you feel the way connie did. He started to pound into your dripping wet cunt. A moan escaping your lips as you try to quiet down. Not wanting to wake the baby.

Connie leaned into your ear. “this pussy is mine.” Your mouth was left agape as you tried to speak, the feeling filling you with nothing but ecstasy and pleasure. He repeatedly pounded into you, into the same spot. “connie ‘m gonna-“

Those words only made him speed up his pace. Spitting on your pretty pussy before rubbing it with his thumb. Your stomach turned as you felt your orgasm coming. Before you could say anything you choked on your words as you came on him.

Shiny stars was the only thing you could see. As you covered your mouth, you look down to see your cum stained on his black sweats. Tears filled your eyes as he didn’t stop pounding into you after your orgasm. He was chasing his own.

“fuck..fuck.”

You soon feel him twitch inside of you. He quickly pulled out and stroke himself before shooting ropes on your tummy.

Connie goes into the bathroom and grab a towel, wiping you cleaned before leaning over and kissing you. A little over 15 minutes later you hear the baby cry.

“i got it mama, stay right there”

the next morning…

Likes, reblogs and follows are always appreciated! ♡

[vinestaffery]

if I could request something I’d love hc’s on darkheart it’s completely fine if not though I loved ur illumina ones and thought you might be willing to do darkheart:)!

-🩶

darkheart x gender-neutral reader headcanons

content: slight jealousy themes; worshipping elements; romantic headcanons; established relationship; mentions of insecurity of body

authors note: i had actually started this writing a while back, but lost the draft after my computer shut down which caused a major meltdown and pause for me when writing. so sorry for the wait, tried retrieving as much info about the old writing before!

pulling darkheart was something that was completely off of your list. it was strange how such a man could fall for someone like you, but it didn't seem to affect you as much. he was just the same as you, just a few more advancements and such. but, that didn't stop you from loving each and every bit about him. he was so lovable, you couldn't take anyone else other then him repeatedly.

very poetic, but that type of corny poetic, the one where he'd try fluster you but it'd leave you embarrassed and giggling, those are the types of flirts he loves doing around you. hearing your laugh and such just motivates him everyday. he couldn't help but feel proud of himself whenever he got that one smile or laugh out of you just for him being him.

he would always blabber about you to the other deities, sometimes even pissing them off because of how much he just talked about you!! oh he was overjoyed to have you as a partner, i mean, who wouldn't?

he NEVER struggled with affection, unless he wasn't in the certain mood to take it in. but, when hes not in an angry and a type of mood where you'd back off but still cherish his presence, he is the biggest cuddle bear possible. he picks you up, swings you around before embracing you. he were to be acting as if he hasn't seen you after a war! but, it always felt nice to feel him wrap his arms around him and question about your day.

always a gifter, specifically a strange gifter, but you love the little things he sees you in. sometimes, he'd bring you glass-stones or shiny material, it reminded you of a crow! he'd always deliver them by the door whenever he can or window, surprising you with the strangest of gifts. he found it ever so enchanting to see just figments of you in every little tiny thing, settling his interest only on delivering it to you. you have even dedicated this small thing of his to a whole array of ornaments! you just loved his little knick knacks and his lovable, dumb head.

sometimes, you'd play around with him and give him some sort of worshipping-type feeling. it never failed him to fluster or embarrass him, but it all for jokes (nothing sexual) that he tends to do with you! sometimes, he'd worship you in a lovable way, sometimes making the smallest of gestures. but, he does this MOSTLY whenever your insecure of yourself.

you have a tummy? who cares! he loves that shit. you got a small chest and believe you don't represent too much? don't you dare say that! your more then anything! your struggling with some identity issues and crisis's? dont worry, he'll be right there to tell you its completely okay, and that he sees you for who you are. he is so accepting and he'll take that to the grave!

sometimes, he struggles to get some sleep. for some guy, he really doesn't know how sleeping with someone works. sometimes, you can feel his legs tangle with yours, but he'd shy away and apologise. you'd end up tangling yours with his. sometimes, his wings may be the worst case for him, but that doesn't stop you from trying your best to help out.

this guy really likes weight ontop of him (self indulgence here, apologies!!!), so please do whatever you can to give him that weight. you want to just lay on him? go right ahead! he'd love that shit. he'll wrap his arm around you and just hold you close.

a great cook, but also a goofster with it too. sometimes, he'll make the cooking look a bittt funky, but that doesn't stop him from making the gourmet dishes. but, sometimes, he may make something thats... a bit strange. not to recall, that one kitchen incident you both had once!

i know i said this with illumina's one, but he would also do the one where he'd put his chin on your head and relax. he does this mostly to peeve off other robloxians that may interact with you. he doesn't do this because he's jealous (he does) but mostly to tell everyone that YOU are HIS! you are his for keeping!

corny nicknames!!! sometimes you call him your goober and he calls you his little shmoopy. he is always keen on other nicknames, but shmoopy is such a heart resonator for you and him. sometimes, he says it in public and it's the only way to catch your attention.

i hope these were good enough!! i was a bit tired but otherwise, i hope you enjoyed these..!!

[tsandoll]

hii bunny!! 🍑 anon here to ramble about riwoo..

because i’ve read some hcs on here about him and usually i default to imagining idols as doms but he seems like a lot of ppl see him as a sub and i think he could maybe be a sub leaning switch but yeah he is probably (in all of our depraved fantasy worlds) a subby boy

and definitely whiney. i think his whines would be so sweet n adorable like his fake little whines when he’s pouting and teasing you or ur teasing him and he doesn’t actually want u to stop but wants to put up a little bit of resistance.. and then his less voluntary whines and whimpers when he gets into the subspace u so easily put him in<333

i think he’d be so cute with an oral fixation, wanting to suck on ur fingers (and ur titsss plsss) omg so like imagine ur just like cuddling and watching a movie with him i could see him like laying his head on ur lap while ur sitting up or laying on you if you’re laying down and you could be playing with his hair or rubbing circles on his lower tummy and u don’t even mean to work him up, ur just cuddling ur sweet boy but he’s getting all flustered and thinking about u and the position you’ve got him in and he takes your hand and asks first cuz he’s very polite like can he suck on your fingers and ur like ofc baby and he’d just do it mindlessly for a bit but then you’re starting to get worked up at the way he just lays there and suckles at ur finger, and so you give him another one and when he so obediently takes it (albeit with the cutest little whine) you can’t stop urself from pushing your fingers a bit deeper into his throat u would never want to hurt him but u loveeee the way he squirms when your fingertips press on the back of his tongue aaahhhh im sorry i can’t tell if this makes any sense or he just super unhinged. uhm.

i was gonna ramble on about riwoo begging to suck on ur breasts and sitting in ur lap and sucking on them while ur watching tv or smth but i feel that might be a bittt much um anyways. sorry if this is too crazy or just dumb. yeah.

NO THIS ISN'T TOO MUCH NOR IS IT DUMB THIS IS REALLY GOOD HUN!!! i love subby riwoo its my favorite way to talk about him because it just makes so much sense to me.

overall he's such a good boy, so obedient and willing to listen to everything that you tell him to do but sometimes he does get super whiny. he talks back just a little at times but its not in an attempt to be bratty, its more him just wanting to have something to say. when you do certain things he'll whine out a very hushed, "so mean :(" or he'll just let out a whine of disapproval to you. he doesn't really mean anything by it but he can't help but let them out. when he gets into his sub space he really doesn't talk much so his whines and whimpers are his way of communicating things!

i like to think that the reason he loves desserts so much is because they taste good of course but also because they keep his mouth occupied with something sweet. he loves the fluffy textures and the creamy insides it makes him so happy. i could def see this scenario, he'd be so so sweet. he'd lay on your lap and as soon as he does his attention would be pulled away from the movie and he'd just play with the hem of your shirt or something like that, just mindlessly twisting it up in his fingers. he lets go with you, allowing himself to be a bit brainless, just letting himself fully be relaxed. he always hums so cutely when you play in his hair, he gives you the prettiest smile. me and thea actually have so many thoughts about riwoo having a sensitive lower belly, its a huge erogenous spot for him so the moment you start drawing circles on his skin he's getting all needy and hard.

you'd be so used to him needing your fingers in his mouth by this point that when he grabs your hands and starts playing with your fingers, just running his fingertips over your nails you'd already know. when you smile down at him knowingly he'd just be like, "can i?" he smiles around the finger in his mouth, staring up at you with such sweet round eyes, sometimes shutting them for a little bit. like you said he accepts another finger in his mouth so easily, hand wrapped around your wrist as he holds your hand up to his mouth. when you push your fingers deeper into his mouth he'd moan around your fingers, squirming around a little because of how hard he's getting, he's so so sweet and would get so so needy.

he loves being submissive for you because he loves that he doesn't have to do much. of course he'd take care of you just as well as you do him if u need him to but he loves to give up control and sit back and let you play with him however you please. he trusts you fully and is so willing to do what you want. whether he's domming or subbing is really up to how you feel that day!

[squishranger]

AT LAST SEVERAL MONTHS OF BRAINROT COME TO FRUITION

here's a carrd for all tptmers who want to meet some Fun New Girls That I Made (it defaults you to the first girl, but the button leading to the second one is at the bottom... and at the bottom of the second girl's page... is a button leading back to the first! careful not to get stuck in an infinite loop.)

EDIT: OH GOD ITS SO UGLY ON MOBILE. USE YOUR COMPUTER PLEASE

the full designs, transcripts and screenshots of the carrd for mobile users, and other such ramblings are under the cut

REVERIE GIRL , she/they/cloud/dream/star/whatever suits your fancy, wants the world to spin both faster and slower than it does... if she had the gumption, they'd have everything she wanted by now, but they tend to only have the energy to lay in bed and think about lost times. she's a nostalgiacore girlie and she has little else to go off of in terms of defining who she is. (star's... basically just a self-insert.)

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JOURNAL TRANSCRIPT: ohhhh my god what am i doing . i cant keep living like this. like its not even living im not even doing anything every morning i wake up and i regret i regret waking up i dont want to wake up but how am i ever supposed to live if i cant do anything other than stare at the ceiling and pretend things are better than they are ??? at this point i'd rather give up. live in my daydream forever with my friends and my cat whos been dead for like two years now i think but i wanna go back to her i wanna go somewhere else. i havent given a shit about reality in fucking forever im so done with it but some part of me wants to live. maybe even get out of my fucking parents house. get a job learn to drive be a person or something. but i'm so stuck. i just hurt all the time. i dont know what part of my heart to follow. i dont know what to do. i can't just go back to bed this time i can't…. i can't…. i always tell myself that and then i do. i need to make up my mind.

CARRIER GIRL, she/he/they/it, has been abandoned by everyone who ever loved her. though she lives a generally stable life, it's a distinctly lonely one, and it isn't enough for her. there is something yet to be fulfilled. some kind of desire. she only wants to feel as loved as she once was.

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JOURNAL TRANSCRIPT: hello blog!! i got myself an iced matcha latte from my favorite local cafe today! it was really good. but it like, it got me thinking… will any little treat i buy myself ever make me feel better about how freakin' lonely i am?? man, i dunno why i started thinking like that… i get matcha all the dang time. so often they're starting to feel more like breadcrumbs. i think it'd taste like something again if i shared it with someone. i think i peaked in high school. that was when i had friends and before all that awful stuff happened and yeah maybe i wasn't doing great but i had people. and then they all went to college or got married or had babies or something and… augh!! i can't be bitter!! they're living their best life… just… without me. and now every time i reach out i get brushed off, pushed away… i want someone who won't leave me. will i ever have someone who won't leave me? maybe i won't. maybe i should just accept that. everyone always leaves. i've been nothing but kind to people, i really think that, so what am I doing wrong? ohh boy this one really spiraled outta control didn't it… sorry ;-; i'm just gonna save it and go think for a bittt….

THIS WAS A VERY FUN EXERCISE for character design and branching out with my art style (i did in fact draw both of these characters.. it's probably pretty obvious but i tried to make them look like they were sorta drawn in different styles like the canon girls bc it's cool i think. if that makes sense JSDFJSDF) and coming up with metaphors, i actually had so many other girl ideas that got scrapped for one reason or another, and only two came out unscathed... there may be more... in the future... as for songs, i don't know if that'll ever happen. i have most of the tools, aside from voice synth, so i'd probably just use my own voice. which might be CRINGEEE (ironic statement) so we'll see how that goes!! ^^' don't... don't count on it...

[nyan-koii]

HI OLI HERE AGAIN, IM HERE TO UPDATE PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS!!!!

soooo after that night with michael, seb is like a bittt addicted to sex. he begged oliver to fill him up every time they can. and seb said he only do homework when oliver's cock shoved up to his pussy.

seb's mom and his stepfather had a huge argument, and she left for a couple of days (or weeks). by the time oliver has no care for his girlfriend because his attention is all in her cute son. they spent time together a lot. and seb even begged his stepfather to be his boyfriend so they can fuck anywhere.

seb's fav thing is when his stepfather wake him up with his cock inside his pussy, thrusting sloppy until the younger get overwhelmed and wake up.

until one day and it was seb's birthday, oliver took him to the grid and they met michael again. but this time, lewis is also included. lewis just turned 18 and the adults wanted him to try something for the first time..

YEAH THATS ALL FOR NOW.

ive been busy with college and work 😭 i dont have much time for our baby girl sebi. you can continue this and give me more idea to continue the convo!!!

HI OLII SO SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLYY I JUST STARTED MY NEW SEM !! I HOPE UR WELL

Omg sebby my bby look at you so cock and cum drunk from that one night, who wouldve thought this innocent clingy and kind boy is on his knees all night to suck his stepdad's cock🥰

Oliver trying to make seb lose focus by thrusting his hips up everytime seb is too concentrated with his homework ! But seb is trying his best to not get distracted otherwise he wont get any fucking that night ! Both are playing this fight where you push and pull and it looks like seb is not going to give up anytime soon but judging by the way he moans and wiggles his cute perky ass so that he can angles the cock inside of him to reach that sweet part, hes losing the battle slowly and oliver has to teach him a lesson <3

Ohh !! I wonder how seb will react to his parents fighting each other and having a huge argument. He would flinch and tremble a lot from afar as he watches his mom packs her stuffs and leaves them both. Seb is already sniffling in tears and oliver had to pick him up to soothe him, telling him that it'll be fine, shes just going out to have some rest even though oliver is already cursing at her for making his seb cries and gets so hurt. Hes gonna give him lots of kisses and hugs until seb couldnt help but to cling onto him all the time, 24/7.

Ohhhh somnophillia with bby seb is also cute too 🥺 like imagine him getting all drowsy but still wanting to have something inside of him, his stepdad's cock is the best solution. He also likes to suck on oliver's fingers whenever hes experiencing nightmares and by the time he wakes up the next morning, oliver is already set on kissing his necks and leaving marks on it as he grabs seb's legs and pushes it close to his chest for a better angle to fuck the boy. Good morning sebb ☺ 🌸 nasty little slut, wanting your stepdad to fuck you anywhere and use you like a toy. Its their favourite thing to do, especially with the thrill of it.

And ouuu seb must be so happy to see michael again ! Hes already running and hugging the man who is also equally happy to see him but whats this?! Lewis is there 😳???? The sudden change of plot happens? Seb doesnt know about this but judging by how michael and oliver are already sitting comfortably on the chairs, seb is getting the signals especially when lewis looks at him with eyes full of lust and need that it made the boy squirm in his place. Theyre not that far apart from each other, seb can feel lewis' presence and when he finally reaches out to grab seb by his cheeks, the boy has become so putty and needy that lewis had to hold him as to not let him fall to the ground.

I can imagine lewis taking it slow with seb because well hes obviously awkward too ! What more with two adults watching but when he finally gets inside seb who is trembling and clenching lewis' shirt for more, hes a gone case and his mind is set to fuck seb until the two adults that are watching tells him to stop out of jealousy. Their prides are strong bus is it strong enough to surpass the need of wanting to fuck seb? We'll see about that 😏

And omg yes 😭 i'll be getting busier now that new sem has already started for me so im gonna be late too ! Please feel free to just send in asks in my inbox and i'll be sure to get back to youu <3 hope to see more from the convo olii

[rodbei]

Barbecue bacon burger

Øhm ok i wanted to do this before the party yesterday but now im doing on the train on my way home home on the train

Yesterdayyyy i woke up gave red their fucking vacumm back and we went to school its fucking foggy all the time rn

We had film to start of with we learnt about editing, and omg were watching bits of this one movie AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENDS am going insane. But we were in a group of me red a dude who ive become freinds with calleddddd "mail" cause its funny we had the edit this one clip and omg its was so funny me and red had to be acting togheter and holy shit we cant act omg. But theyre was this one girl in our class omg i felt so bad they dont say a lot at all and suddenly they just dissapeered and red was talking about how they werent talking alot and they were scared of keeping them iut if the projekt i added it was their own peoblem and suddenly they emerge from behind this cirner say they were sorry they dident talk alot and we felt so badd ahhhh red tried to comfort them but i think they went home after class wa.

They we had history it was fine i understood more this time but i still hate the way it teached cause it such an intresting subjeckt SO WHY DONT I UNDERSTAND SHIT UR SAYING.

Then we had math and i drew smallish beans and red said we should cosplay hermitcraft togheter i hope we can do it could be so fuuuunn.

After school i found out my back bike whell of my bike WITH UNBREAKABLE wheels had a fucking punctured wheel im screaming mail fixes it but the air was out before we were homing and omg i was sweating on my way home it gets 10 degress varmer on the way home every day so its super cold and then its super varm so im always SWEATING on the way home.

But i got home and procrastinated taking a shower for two hours on tiktok when i finally took a shower i realised it hink im losing weight?! And i dont know how to feel about it. At boarding school always felt horrible cause they gave us so much food and we never really did anything physical so i always felt bad eating wich is fucking stupid and now its like im never really hungry in the same was also i bike 10 km every day so i guess its nice but also wtf.

Anyway after my shower i made the best pb and j with banana ever and called my bf to watch 2 episodes of stranger things YIPPE we also just yapped alot and i hung up my posters i live my bf hes so cute.

I was also weirdly overstimulated after my shower but not overwhelmed more in the way that i could feel my hair in my face, my clothes touching my skin and just EVERYTHING also my toes touching and that everything was sticking to my feet ew ew ew.

But i put a hat on some comfy clothes and socks and it was only a midly horrible.

Then i died for tan hour tryin to figure out what to wear to the party cause it was fucking childs birthday themed. I landed on twd shirt with short pants funky socks and converse yippe.

Then i struggeld to find kale to go to rema but o found them we struggeld to find ea who had a car or somthing. And then mail the whimsical just kinda s p a w n e d. But the car dident car so we just walked to rema and i got some smirnoff and energy drink and alchohol and an AMERICAN lollypop i mean it fit the theme but mail kept saying i was patriotic?! BARBECUE BACON BURGER we go tot the party and then we left to make mails gross gross microwave burger and his choclate milk 😭 i had a LOT of energy oh and red spawned even tho they dislike parties. I went back and fourth frlm the party to them and i drank some smirnoff and here it gets a bittt blurry me and mail had a bit with BARBECUE BACON BURGER cause both him and red dont drink so they were just following me around eventually i got a drink from the bar and omfg shit just tasted like straight up vodka omfg it was eww i also paid some one for a party hat but i paid them with the rest of my lollipop pls wtf😭 i also called viggo at some point and me and mail kept screaming BARBECUE BACON BURGER at eachother omg.

I also called viggo at somepoint THEN I WON IN UNO AGAIN RED AND MAIL YIPPE im a god at uno fr fr. I ran around a lot it was fun i also did reds dishesss?? And mail walked me home at like 23 or somthing and called viggo and went to beddd. OH SHIT RED TOOK A VIDEO OF ME OH NO i tried to do the HOTTOGO dance and i failed oh noooooo

Song of yesterday was the meme BARBECUE BACON BURGER

- Redbei 09:06 21 sep on a train so so eepy

[stylesloveclub]

Sorry!! :(( I’ve been writing a bittt but i missed you too!! Are you drinking water and trying to snack a bit? Massaging your stomach will help with the cramps!! I just started mine this morning and I just feel so bleh :( kinda want tattoorry to take care of me and give me all the cuddles :((

OMG FUN!!!!!! HOPE THE WRITING JUICES ARE FLOWING!!!! yes im staying hydrated but still feel so gross I JUST WANT PERIOD TO END!!!! pls tattoorry come here and love me i need u to take my pain away

[avocado-frog]

-The word counts might be inaccurate. I'm just copy pasting from ao3 I'm not checking the actual drafts to see the word count

-"If she tried to learn anymore, she'd physically implode. Spontaneously combust. Kaboom." Good thing you're going to school then, Leo

-Headcanon Leo was a not like other girls kid growing up

-Leo quit being so paranoid challenge (impossible)

-Leo gets hit with/by something counter: 2 (yes I am actually keeping count)

-Leo has no idea where she just sent that poor kid. rip

-Leo's ASPD symptom chapter

-Leo's going to be diagnosed when she's eighteen. Technically since she's sixteen, it's conduct disorder

"Leo stifled herself from slamming her hands over her ears, heart suddenly plummeting at the sound" autistic leo autistic leo autistic leo

-Also Definitely not Foreshadowing counter: 5

-Leo's English teacher is based off of my old teacher, who covered the clock because it was disrespectful to check the time, and was. a little problematic actually

-"She had always been fascinated by classic novels as a kid" OH I GET WHY I WROTE THAT

-(accidental) Definitely not Foreshadowing counter: 6

-Leo's science teacher is also based on my eighth grade science teacher. She cried because people complained about the shit music that she played at nine in the morning and quit at the end of the year

"Steal from the rich, give to the poor. Robin Hood, 1973." Leo no

-Yeah I looked up when Robin Hood was written. Yeah Leo just. knows that. apparently

-"A freshman student had been banned from every school in the district because she had gotten into a fight with someone from every grade" based on my brother's friend

Leo gets hit with something counter: 3

-Jude: a Jellicoe Road reference

-Brianna: based on this girl I know from school

-Audrey: part based on this girl I know from school, part based off Aubrey from Omori

-Noel: Noel Gruber ride the cyclone

Jasper: no one in particular. Is based on original draft Jaxon, though

-"It was true. They were lost without her." Leo has a bittt of a complex

-"While her back was turned, Leo took twenty dollars from the tip jar, stuffing the money in her pocket." Put it back

-"Sorry guys, not coming back to school." Foreshadowing Counter: 7

-ELLIOT :(

-THIS CHAPTER IS SCHEDULED THE DAY I START SCHOOL AGAIN

Forget-me-not. 3

Rating: T (see pinned post/ao3 link for additional tags) Warning: Death threats, child abuse, Length: 3,000 words Chapter title: 11/1/2018 Summary: Leo is at school

Leo's head fell against the window of the school bus with a soft thud. The movements from the bus made her head rattle and smack against the window, effectively ruining her nap. She hadn't bothered to sleep the night before, having been too busy trying to find anything she could on her aunt and cousins.

She hadn't found anything. It was like they never existed. She'd gone through every document on every person who died any day after the year 2013, and found no one who looked like her aunt and cousins. It was ridiculous. And now she was tired.

Leo was not above skipping school. She'd done it the day before, she'd do it again. But, the only thing on her mind was learning about her probably-dead family members, and she'd already spent an entire six hours without a break doing that. If she tried to learn anymore, she'd physically implode. Spontaneously combust. Kaboom.

The bus screeched to a halt and hissed as the doors opened. A group of kids filed in, and found their spots easily. Leo glared at each one of them, pointedly placing her backpack next to her so no one could sit there.

Cass usually was the one to sit by her on the bus, but she was currently in the front with some kids on her soccer team. Kai was in the front with his fellow art nerds, and Marcy was in the back with the kids who were also probably going to end up in jail. Leo sat in the middle rows.

The kids crowded around each other and screamed for no discernible reason as they clambered and fought their way out of the bus. Leo watched the chaos from a safe viewing distance, huddling against the metal wall of the bus and holding her black backpack close.

When it was safe and all the other kids got off, Leo made her way down the narrow alley and carefully hopped off onto the sidewalk.

Leo glanced around. There was five minutes left before the doors would open. For now, the kids all stood in a big group together, talking amongst themselves and overall making a block to the door, and paid Leo no mind.

Leo twisted her hoodie string in between her fingers. As a kid, her mother had told her horror stories. Kids like her were cornered and maimed and left for dead. They wouldn't hesitate to do the same thing to her or Cass if they knew.

And of course, they all knew. It was a well known fact. Leo had magic, and Cass had magic, but people liked Cass. Cass was friendly and sociable and overall a good person. No one thought she was dangerous. And Leo was fine with being the bad guy if her sister wasn't in danger.

She liked to think that she wouldn't go out of her way to directly hurt someone. Especially not with her magic. With her fists, sure. With a fireball shot out of her fingertips? No. Hopefully not.

But she could and that was all they needed to know, it was only a matter of time before she was killed in an alleyway.

Some gave her a look as she pushed past them. Some people smiled and waved at her. It was all an act, a front.

A lie Leo was too smart to fall for. She glared down the kids who waved and tightened her grip on her backpack until her fingernails practically dug into the leather straps.

Leo flinched as the bell rang, and the two-thousand kids began swarming inside all at once, mercilessly clawing at each other and smashing into the doorway. The smaller freshman students were crushed and pushed away by their older counterparts, and forced to the back for the bigger ones to fight their way to the front entrance.

Leo, personally, thought it was a bit over the top, as she was shoved into another kid's backpack and her anxiety skyrocketed.

Once inside, the bizarre amount of kids split off into groups, going into different directions like a swarm of bees to their honeycomb cells. They were all desperate to get to their classes first, despite the fact that many had been complaining about being in school in the first place.

Leo found her locker, conveniently located across the building from where her first class was. That had most definitely been on purpose, she was sure of it. The school board was out to get her, now, too.

She carefully moved a stack of money to the side of the locker and set her backpack inside. She took out a stack of paper and placed them in her binder, to hand out to the kids in her first period class without the teacher seeing her.

A slight tap on the arm made her whip around on her heel, startled. A younger girl, probably freshman, held a crumpled-up sheet of paper in shaky hands, looking embarrassed.

"Uh- sorry. I'm- I just got here-" poor kid, can hardly keep it together. She pointed at a room on her schedule. Some science room upstairs, Leo was sure. "Do you know how to get there?"

Leo looked over at the girl's paper, staring at the room number for a moment. "Aw, of course. You're gonna want to go that way-" Leo pointed to some random direction. "-and you'll take a left, then go up the stairs, take a right, go down the stairs, then there'll be an elevator, then you take another right."

She scrunched her nose a little, confused, but nodded to herself after muttering the instructions again. She smiled up at Leo. "Thank you!"

"Sure!" Leo smiled pleasantly, snickering to herself when she started to run off.

She took a deep breath, and booked it in a mad dash to the main hallway, in the process, she nearly rammed headfirst into seven kids, two teachers, the principal, and an angry looking parent yelling at a poor janitor. It truly seemed too early for the both of them.

She fully ignored the teachers who yelled at her to stop running in the hallways, but slowed down as she approached her classroom, smoothed her hair with her hands, and pretended like she wasn't out of breath.

Her teacher was out of the classroom, acting as a hall monitor who had miraculously not seen Leo running through the halls. She seemed good at her job, Leo thought in amusement.

Leo opened the door and sat down in her spot in the front of the classroom. Undoing the binder in front of her, Leo proceeded to sort through the stack of papers.

The previous week, the assignment was to write an essay on their aims in life. Goals and such. Leo had written four different essays on different topics. All these kids had to do was give Leo their topics, and they would pay her ten dollars each to write their essays for them.

Before the teacher could reenter the classroom, Leo flicked the corners of the papers and handed them out to each kid. There was Danny, a kid with fluffy hair and blue eyes, who's goal was to move out of the country, and what a mood that was. Danny gave her a small smile, as they gave her ten dollars, and quietly thanked her.

Alice, she didn't like Leo very much. Leo had spent most of her childhood avoiding that girl. They did the trade silently, neither thanking the other.

And a boy named Noah, who wanted to be a basketball player. Leo didn't know anything about sports, so she had Marcy bullshit some facts about basketball and together, they had thrown a questionable essay together.

Maybe, this was technically on expelling-grounds, suspension at least, but technically, Leo had lunch detention once a week, a mandated counselor session next week on Tuesday and every Tuesday after that, and was hardly ever at school at all anyways, so technically, if Leo was expelled, she wouldn't care all that much.

Leo sat back down at the same time the teacher came back and the same time the bell rang. Leo stifled herself from slamming her hands over her ears, heart suddenly plummeting at the sound. Her hand twitched.

The teacher walked into the room and sat at her desk, folding her arms and staring at the kids behind pink-rimmed glasses. Leo gave the teacher a sweet smile, that the teacher returned.

The teacher was a very strict woman, with high standards, due to the class being an AP level. They did an essay every three weeks, and on top of the current essay, Leo was also in the middle of reading and doing a report on a classic novel. She had picked Dracula, of course. She had always been fascinated by classic novels as a kid, so she was perfectly happy with the project.

Leo sat up as straight as a person who was indeed bisexual could sit, and pretended to pay attention while the teacher collected everyone's essays. As she stood in the middle to read them all off to everyone, Leo tapped her foot on the floor, hand absentmindedly scratching the table.

She was always careful when she wrote other kid's essays, but it was easy to slip up and use the same line twice, or sign her name at the top. She'd never screwed up before. She tensed up even further when the teacher had gotten to her essay. She hadn't known what her goal in life was, really, but wrote a long few paragraphs detailing her plan to move out as soon as she could and added a few facts about where she would move, as well as a budgeting plan. If she ever went through with it, the essay was sure to help her.

Once the teacher read through the last essay to the class, the tension released itself from her shoulders, allowing her to slump forward and relax, tuning out the teacher's lesson on grammar. Leo was sixteen and quite confident in her grammar skills.

She was also quite confident that she had fallen asleep, as the bell suddenly rang again and jolted her back to consciousness.

Her next class was science. Chemistry, technically. Leo's personal favorite and the only class she bothered paying attention to. Cass was in that class with her, and they sat next to each other. Cass didn't know about Leo's whole scheme she had been running for the past few years.

Now, getting to the classroom faster than her twin was not an easy task, with said twin in both track and soccer, while Leo would never run for enjoyment.

She held her binder close and walked down the hallway, took a right, walked a few feet, and made it to her science class. She cringed at the loud pop music playing over the speakers from the teacher's computer. Her science teacher was talking to the one next door.

So, Leo followed the same pattern. She handed out completed homework assignments, got fifty dollars, and sat down before the teacher could see. A lesson happened and Leo already knew all the material so she let herself hide within the comfortable sleeves of her hoodie and teeter on the edge of falling asleep for an hour, while Cass would shake her awake periodically.

Now, her next class was a bit different. In math class, she sat down at her seat, the smell of saltwater taffy and coffee filled the classroom, as well as the 8-bit sounds of video games. Her math teacher was her favorite, as he actively supported her scheme, although he didn't know about the homework one, he supported the one she did in math class.

She pulled out a red pencil case and lined each object up, folding her hands in front of her. One by one, kids came up, picked a pencil, or eraser, or any other school supplies, and gave her fifty cents for it. Now, because they were so much cheaper than the ones at the store, kids would buy them in bulk, and Leo would end up with ten dollars by the end. Her teacher supported it, because it helped the other kids, and he didn't know how much she truly made off of it.

Leo sat in the back of the classroom, so no one could sit behind her, and so no one could see her computer screen. Most of their assignments were online, and Leo finished them before school started, so she could spend her time playing games on the school laptop and continue to sell school supplies.

By the time the lunch bell rang, Leo made ninety dollars off of poor fools who never thought that it could be a scam, and no one ever told the teachers, because everyone relied on her too much, and they couldn't afford to lose her. She could afford it, but that was mostly because she had all their money. She needed it more than they did, anyway.

Steal from the rich, give to the poor. Robin Hood, 1973.

Leo's locker wasn't too far away from her math class, though she avoided the kids who squealed and hugged each other, genuinely in tears, like they hadn't seen each other less than an hour ago. It was bizarre to see other people act like that without feeling embarrassed. Leo felt she would be embarrassed if she ever even talked to another person her age.

Leo had witnessed plenty of school fights in her day. She didn't live in the safest city, after all. A freshman student had been banned from every school in the district because she had gotten into a fight with someone from every grade. A group of girls had nearly pushed a smaller boy in front of the school bus when it was leaving. Two other girls had gotten into a brutal fight in the school bathrooms. Those same girls who had hugged and cried because they saw each other again after five minutes, seemed to have no problem turning straight back around to claw each other's eyes out.

Leo put the newly-earned ninety dollars in her stack in the locker, shoving them all in her backpack, that she slung over her shoulder, and made sure to check that the locker was indeed locked, because kids her age were not above stealing from her, and she was not above stealing from them.

Leo hesitated to call them her friends, but they were the group she hung out with at lunch, and some days after school.

She sat with a group of kids, the ones that the teachers would find any reason to get in trouble. Already, they were gathering by the table in the back, and already, they were throwing apple slices at each other.

Leo didn't greet them when she sat down, and they didn't greet her, other than the slight annoyance of an apple slice to the face. She glowered at the boy- Jude- and turned back to her phone underneath the table. Brianna, the girl beside her, bleached-white hair and long, fake eyelashes, she was known for stealing phones right out of hands as a joke. Leo wasn't in the mood.

She was one of the youngest among the group, one of the only sophomores. The majority were seniors and juniors.

She looked up when her forehead was poked at with a pencil. Jasper, blue eyes and pink hair, blue hoodie, sat back down with a slight grin.

"Leo, what're you doing in your next classes?"

"Whatever you want from me, it's a no," Leo said coolly, hardly paying attention to the group. Another poke. She looked again. "What?"

"I'm just saying, Leo-" Jasper pointed at the doors that led to the student parking. "The teachers aren't there."

Teachers, the hall monitors, usually stood at the door to catch kids trying to skip school during lunch. It clicked. Leo picked her backpack up by the handle. "Yeah, sure. Where do we wanna go?"

"We've got a new café," Audrey suggested. "It's like, across the street."

"By the store?" Leo shrugged, Audrey nodded. "Sure. I've got to go grocery shopping today, anyways."

"No one has tests today? Nothing important?" The oldest of the group, Noel, asked. The others mumbled their responses. Even if they did, it didn't matter enough.

The group stood up, and Leo shot a wary glance at the doors. She looked back. "Guys, go one at a time, don't be stupid about it."

"You act like it's our first time."

"Yeah, because you text me every time I'm not at school to tell me you got caught."

It was true. They were lost without her.

Leo avoided Cass's gaze when the twins made eye contact, just as she slipped through the glass doors, a rush of adrenaline once she was outside with the others.

Cheers and laughter at their success, feet slapping against the sidewalk as they ran like their lives depended on it.

In record time, they made it to the shopping part of town, the Walmart and new Starbucks, and the four other stores, a beauty supply, and chain restaurant, a shoe store, and a Goodwill.

"I'm not paying," Leo decided, the second they entered the coffee shop, the bell ringing overhead. She pushed past the other kids to the front of the line, the barista looked at her, eyes narrowing suspiciously. "A black coffee."

"Shouldn't you kids be in school?" The barista took her money regardless, turning back to the machine. While her back was turned, Leo took twenty dollars from the tip jar, stuffing the money in her pocket.

The kids behind her booed at the question, Leo scoffed. Why she hung out with them was the real mystery. She smiled sweetly at the woman at the counter when she turned back around. "Ha, yeah, probably. We're just here for lunch."

The barista's expression went back to the patented one she had to have, lest she get fired. "Alright, well, have a nice day."

Leo took the coffee from the counter, still smiling. "You too!"

The expression dropped as soon as she turned around, silently mocking the woman. Jasper snickered. She sat down at one of the tables, sipping through the thin, black straw while she waited.

Leo found herself running again in about thirty minutes when they left the coffee shop and had their pockets filled with useless, stolen items. Little things no one would miss; pencils and candy and toy cars. But the alarms still sounded because one of them forgot to pick off the stickers.

As the alarms blared behind them, Leo was dragged along by Jasper's hand, running from the security officer yelling in the distance. Leo was laughing along this time, near-hysterical, as they turned the corner, backs slamming against the brick wall, fighting to catch their breaths.

Silence followed, broken by small giggles and harsh breaths. Leo slid down the wall of the alleyway. She looked around, feeling strangely giddy with adrenaline, actually laughing out loud when she noticed an absence. "Oh my god, we lost Brianna."

Jasper cackled at the realization. "Holy shit! She's gone!"

"Should've moved faster." Leo shrugged. "They got her."

"She's going straight to jail," Noel spoke mildly, helping Leo back up. The five- now four- dropped the things they took out on the ground. Leo moved to claim the chocolate bar.

"God dammit, you guys. I needed to go grocery shopping. Now I'm banned there, too."

"Maybe they didn't see your face, L." Jasper chewed a piece of gum. "You had your hood up."

"Cass is going to kill me." A slight laugh. "Sorry guys, not coming back to school. My sister's ending my life. She definitely saw us leave."

"You will be missed," Noel deadpanned, giving her a salute. Leo chuckled lightly, catching the wrapped piece of gum tossed her way. Mint, she made a face at the spicy taste, sticking it to the brick wall. "Now what?"

"Let's go to Leo's!" Jasper clapped her on the back. She flinched. "Her parents are never home."

"Jasper," Noel scolded, but Leo shrugged.

"Sure. Just leave me alone by the time my sister gets home." She pointed her thumb at Audrey. "-And we can bully Audrey into ordering a pizza, or something."

Audrey groaned into the sky. "What? Why me?"

"Because Brianna just got arrested, that's why."

Leo trailed behind the group, guilt tearing a hole in her stomach. Odd, given that she didn't care about what happened to Brianna, and she didn't expect the others to care the day she finally got caught. No, she didn't care about her.

Again, the polaroid picture she found the night before creeped its way into her thoughts. What would they think about this? Nothing, probably. They were dead. Leo shook her head, almost home.

---

White tile, black tile, white tile, he counted, over and over and over, he can't get past ten. He won't make it past ten. He'll be dead in three weeks. He didn't know how long three weeks was. Black, white, black, white, purple rabbit in the corner, creating a hard contrast. His head slammed against the wall, white hair smacked lightly against his face. Smack, smack. ...Ow.

From the black tiles, an inky substance curled around him, created a small barrier, his heart rattled in his ears, a purple tinge painted his vision.

He dug his fingers in his hair, picking at dead skin anxiously, face buried in his knees. The ink created a shield around him, spiking up at the realization that he could no longer see his stuffed animal in the other corner.

The light swung back and forth from the ceiling, Elliot blinked at it, vision still purple, the ink still there. His gaze trailed to something in the corner of his eye. He shrieked at the sight of the headless figure attached to the ceiling like a spider, covering his eyes with his arms. In response, the black ink spiked.

He could hear it moving closer, and closer, and closer-

His hands moved to cover his ears, blocking the noise of the door starting to open.

[serlinesstuff]

Unordinary ep 263 and maybe some fastpass spoilers/hints:

Honestly I don't get why everybody is so mad at the newest episode. I get that its upsetting that John got nerfed, but doing things like hating on uru chan, sending death threats and just being an asshole for no reason is so stupid. It's still Uru's story, personally I feel sorry for them with all the jimps Uru has to deal with.

If I'm being completely honest, I'm not even that mad about John getting nulled. I was always like "it would be so funny if John got nerfed every though he's powerful lololol". Many people are saying that this is just reversing his character development, and while I may agree halfway, I mostly disagree

Right now, 90% of Wellston is either scared or angry at John. No matter his attempts at joining the safe house, they still don't like him. Then, John joined their trip and is continuing to fight and risk his life to protect the sh. That shows them that he actually cares. If I'm being honest, I would've found it much more boring trying to watch John win the love of Wellston episode by episode, as well as build relationships with other characters.

Him getting nerfed means that he'll need to be defended by other people. He'll have to build relationships with people like Remi, Blyke, Isen, Elaine, maybe even Cecile, because right now he's defenceless. As well, if I'm being a bittt honest, I (personally) think everybody was being too dramatic about John's development.

I understand that he's a character that represents trauma and mental health, but right now his character is just:

Sees someone get hurt

Has flashbacks

Fights them and gets out of control

Has flashbacks

Now, John is going to be in a battle with his own mind. He never wanted his ability, so he got what he wanted in some sick way, but then again he was beginning to build a relationship with his ability, and still feels like he needs to protect others. This is what furthers his plot, him starting to learn how he can use his ability for good and start to like it.

Anyways, him losing his ability also may introduce characters, like that one we saw from Claire's vision.

That's all

[solomonish]

solomon having a system for putting away dishes? dunno how tall you are but i'm 5'1 and willing to climb if wizard husband wants to :3 about it

Ficlet Requests! (CLOSED)

ok so i went a bittt off course and instead of having a system for putting dishes away i just went with. general putting the dishes away. but i still hope you like it! also i am 5′7 which is about the headcanon height for Solomon I believe so it would just be us arguing over who wants to reach up high the least LOL

Having a system for putting away the dishes - Solomon

Surprisingly enough, Simeon was an efficient authority figure. Sure, he was great with Luke, but one stern look from him and he could even send two adult humans scurrying to appease him. After he walked into the kitchen, which was splattered in the thick, fluffy batter of a cooking experiment you couldn’t usher Solomon away from, the calm on his face was terrifying. It was clear that peace was not the last resort, and if either of you valued your own peace of mind, cleanup better happen, STAT.

After spending an hour scrubbing at the cabinets and floor, you were finally able to move on to the dishes. Most of them were fairly easy, as the batter was able to be rinsed and flushed down the drain. However, the pot was encrusted in the charred remains of Solomon's work, and after scraping your knuckles on the burnt residue too many times, you called him over to deal with the consequences of his own actions while you started to put the dishes away.

As you placed the spoons in their spot in the drawer organizer, you ignored the flash of light in your peripheral as Solomon disobeyed Simeon's no-magic rule to clean the pot. He then grabbed a large bowl in the strainer, dried it, and handed it off to you. You scanned the cabinets, searching for its place - only to huff when you saw it was at the very top of the cupboard.

"Seriously, Solomon?" You asked. "You're taller than me."

"You already dumped a hard job on me," He answered with a shrug, as if that were the most sound argument one could make.

"That's not the same thing. I couldn't do it."

"Sorry, what? I was focusing too hard on drying this dish."

Arguing with Solomon when he purposely decided to be difficult was a losing game. For a man who bristled at the mere thought of being coddled, he really did act like a child sometimes. It could be endearing and a relief, or it could be incredibly frustrating. Now, it was the latter.

"Fine." Cranking your neck to judge the distance, you nodded one and pulled out the cutlery drawers like steps. "I'll do it myself."

You could feel Solomon watching with amusement as you stepped up on the counter with shaky legs, holding on to the cabinet shelves desperately. Before climbing, you didn't really think about how far the cabinets stuck out, and you were stuck with your upper back leaned backwards in an u comfortable angle. Keeping your grip on the shelves was difficult, but there was no other area to find purchase. Solomon was kind enough to hand you the bowl from where you placed it on the counter, but even then, he purposely touched the cool ceramic to the back of your knees.

Just as you placed the bowl in its spot, Simeon came into the kitchen. "Well now, how is it- oh my goodness! What are you doing?!"

At the realization you'd been caught, you automatically cringed, the motion sending you off balance. Not wanting to break the cabinets, you simply let go, toppling backwards off the cabinet. Simeon all but shrieked, but Solomon was the one to catch you. He had a pleased smirk on his face, and you mentally thanked Simeon's presence for inadvertently saving you from the terrible pickup lines he was undoubtedly biting back.

"What were you thinking?!" Simeon demanded after clearing his throat, eyes darting between the two of you. "Both of you! Do you know how badly that could have turned out?"

And just when you thought you were finished with your punishment, Simeon generously bestowed upon you a lecture that took even more of your time.

[kartik-tripathi]

OK so I kow we've talked A LOT abt kartik and him being the precious ray of sunshine he is. BUTTTT i feel like we're not looking at Aman and his emotional turmoil in the movie??? CUS WHEN I THINK ABT IT I WANNA CRY

ALSO THIS IS LONG SO SORRY FOR THE RANT!!

ok so firstly we KNOW that aman has always been loved by the tripathis. like a lot!! and we know that he's known he's been gay since a kid. SO think of little aman being super loved as a kid, but still feeling so so freaking scared cus he was gay. like, idk abt u but for me personally, if i know someone loves me, it kinda helps me feel a bittt better cus they might be ok w me being queer. i know that's not the case for everyone but like my pt is, imagine how freaking TERRIFIED aman must have been, SINCE A KID, to like completely run away from all this love, care and kind family that has been SHOWERING Him w love.

Like he must have realllllly thought that him being gay would shatter all of that? (i mean he was right but like just think of how scared he must have been?) He was so terrified he never really went home after coming to delhi and then it was GOGGLE"S wedding yar. like. he was so scared to see him family again that we was gg to miss his sister's wedding? like.

also this raises many many qns on how much he had to hide during his childhood and how hard that must have been for him, cus he was constantly surrounded by family?? and their love?

OK wait i have more!!!! ok so all this is be4 the movie, but in the movie, he told kartik that he'd never intro him to them. i know how much we love kartik and want to shower him w love, but no one wants Kartik to be loved as much as aman. Im bloody well sure that aman wants to give kartik all the love he deserves - esp a family, but he didnt think that HIS FAMILY could give that to kartik so he never even thought abt introducing them.

ALSO he was ready to never see them again, he was ready to just not go home, and distance himself from the people that love him just so that kartik wouldn't get hurt? like distancing frm famly is hard even when ur family isnt that great to u, but all aman has ever seen from them is love, and he definetely would have been missing them (i mean I MISS THEM, I NEED MORE) but he was willing to just give it up cus he was scared FOR kartik.

AND THEN omg, like. poor baby was just so terrified of both what would happen to his family and to kartik. He was soo soo scared for kartik. Also. Also.

The way he can't freaking bear to see kartik get hurt like frm the start. He was so pissed that kartik got hurt helping devika. And gosh. Like. Remember when right be4 the gabru song kartik was like 'idk if we'll ever meet again'.

IMAGINE AMAN being scared that they will definitely never meet again. Esp since he saw his dad yell at chacha to like make sure kartik never comes back?? AND THEN IMMEDIATELY aftrr his sister - the one possible support he could have had runs away -. He's all alone. He feels stressed af cus kartik is not w him. AND HIS DAD EMOTIONALLY BLACKMAILS HIM TO GET MARRIED TO KUSUM??

HE DOESN'T know what kartik is gg to do back in delhi. He doesn't even know kartik didn't go to delhi. All he knowws is that he's stuck here for now ans he's in a situation where he doesn't know what to do. And like. The dejected look he had right be4 the interval?? He thinks he might never see kartik again, or even if he did, if he does end up marrying kusum, then like. Just imagine aman in pain of not knowing how to face kartik after that?? Like. Whattt??

[kaspsbrak]

Hc where Richie and Bill are confused as to why their clothes keeps disappearing and Eddie and Stan are just in the dining room eating breakfast and they're wearing their boyfriends' clothes.

hOOOO boy that’s som gooOoood shit (also sorry bb i made them study instead of eatin forgive me)

* so stan, eddie, richie, and bill are all goin to college together* most of the time if they aren’t taking classes they’re in each others dorms* stan n eddie share a dorm n richie n bill share a dorm* it’s all fun times cos like !!!!!! childhood friends n ya know they don’t have to worry about new people which is dumb* so bill and stan have been boyfriends longer then eddie and richie have, since they were juniors in high school * richie and eddie just recently started dating like that same first year of college* so one day they decide to have a study date cos those are fun and i mean double dates,,,, amirite???* so the four of them manage to squeeze themselves into bill and richies shared dorm (where bill has a fantastic amount of books, btw)* richies takin a break from studying n he goes to his room to find a jacket cos it’s a bittt chilly* bill comes in and he’s like “yo, y-you getting a j-j-juh-jacket, richie?”* richies like “yeah it’s cold as fuck but i think we’d get yelled at if we messed with the thermostat.”* bill agrees n goes through his own drawer to find a sweatshirt* but what the fuck,,,,, some of richies hawaiian shirts are gone?????* and fuckin, bills sweatshirts have gone missing as well?????* and where the f u c k is richies track pants wh At??* bills goddamn sweatpants are gone tOO like i’m pretty sure they’re ready to fight* “what the shit this is like the third time this week who the fuck is breaking into our dorms and stealing our shit”* bill rushes in the living room to alert his boyfriend and one of his best friends and bitch* stan is in bills grey sweatshirt and black sweatpants * “rICHIE I TH-THINK OUR B-BOYFR-FRUH-FRIENDS HAVE BEEN STEALING F-F-FUH-FROM US”* richie yeets himself into the living room (and yes he kinda slips but that’s okay)* “what the fuck eddie are you in my goddamn clothes”* eddie glances up at richie “yeah, rich, i am. they’re comfortable and they smell like you”* stan nods his head n agrees* richie runs up to his bf and kisses him* “you look cute as hell but i’m gunna need my clothes back those were my favorite track pants”* eddie rolls his eyes * “god richie why can’t you just lET ME BE ROMANTIC IN MY OWN WAY”* bill doesn’t mind that much and he just kisses stan and he’s like “keep em you look adorable and i love you stanley”* anyways so like the end everyone’s gay and eddie never ends up returning richies clothes but stans too nice and gives them back