#SORRY TO PIE IZUNA AND MADARA

[narutocharacterpolls]

ROUND ONE

SENJU BUTSUMA vs UCHIHA TAJIMA

Reasons for submission under the cut

Butsuma

abusive parent

abused elementary/middle school aged kids because they are mourning the death of your youngest (who was only 7) and won't shut up and go to war so they too can die

too stupid to use child soldiers correctly

fathered Tobirama

ugly

Tajima

is Madara's asshole father

[ancharan]

look im sorry okay im sorry but its time for another au

SO

no art rn bc im actually still at work BUT what if tajima and butsuma didnt bring izuna or tobirama to the confrontation on the riverbank? what if they both got KILLED (or succumbed to their wounds whatever) on the riverbank instead, because their powers were so evenly matched? what if madara took tajimas eyes (much like my crack headcanon that madara will bite anything put near his mouth my other crack headcanon is that the uchiha clan has an instinctive tendency to steal the eyes of the corpses of their loved ones because how else did they figure out the eternal mango sharon-gone)

hashirama and madara pull a simba and flee, fearing the repercussions from their respective clans, and now theyre both hiding out in the woods together and they grow up as outcasts and they both still want peace but have absolutely no way to achieve it 

like, tobirama agrees w/ hashiramas dream, always had, but would never act on it bc he thinks its impossible, pie-in-the-sky! so even after hashirama disappears, he might try to go about making it come true - contacting other clans, proposing alliances, trying to make the village a reality - but ofc he cant because 1. it’s tobirama, the man has the personal magnetism of a porcupine in a hurricane, and 2. the uchiha clan, not headed by madara, is so not on board with this

so hashirama and madara, seeing all the fighting going on from what amounts to the sidelines, come to the decision that the only way for there to be peace among all the clans is if everyone was united under one leader thats right babey we goin qin shi huang in this bitch 

and then when they turn 16 they both trade their right eye because it just makes sense for both of them to have access to a power like izanagi - they can revive the other one if they fall! they can both memorize new jutsus! - and the rinnegan comes as a complete fucking surprise bc madara in this universe never saw the uchiha tablet, so he has no delusions about hypnotizing the moon or whatever the plot of naruto was

[narutocharacterpolls]

ROUND ONE

SENJU TOBIRAMA vs UCHIHA IZUNA