#SORRY SACHA HES A BABYGIRL

[armysethos]

When I turn around you both better not be cunty nuns

[thirteenslily]

he would’ve driven the sanest of students absolutely bonkers during covid era like imagine being quarantined to your house and your only escape is this man. this one professor who flirts and winks at you. a total SLAG

[praxeus-13]

i'm in the US so I can't watch it yet 😭😭 but how was it?? i saw some people say that sacha/iwan's part was the standout which has me excited. Idm spoilers either so go full review if u want!!

!Wolf spoilers ahead guys!

Thanks for the ask anon! I did my own mini review :) but also I haven’t really ever reviewed anything so sorry if it’s incoherent at any point!!

Argh anon it was SO GOOD! Honestly I really only went into this for Sacha, but the story itself was really compelling. I loved how the show kept giving more and more little bits of info to us, to help figure out everyone’s motivations for their actions.

Back to focusing on Sacha tho (I am always thinking about him skskskskks), his character ‘Honey’ (don’t think we ever learnt his real name?) was SO babygirl. Also I felt like he got the short end of the stick, because ‘Molina’ (Iwan’s character, who’s actual name we didn’t learn either) just bought him in to the whole mess to fuck with his head. And then at the end when he tried to actually save the family he got killed !!! My poor poor babygirl :(

But going back to the previous episodes, GOD I loved his character so so much!! There were so many layers to him and Sacha managed to portray them perfectly (which unfortunately ended up benefiting Molina). Like the way Honey genuinely believed that he was the more competent one, the way he played around with the family but rarely ever hurt them. And then his paranoia combined with like, an almost wilful ignorance to the truth. I genuinely thought that there was a third person out there that was fucking with both Honey & Molina! Poor babygirl when he realised what was actually going on.

I was low key shipping them the whole way through tbh, and it didn’t help that twice their cover story was that they were boyfriends!! And that they were both fruity enough to be believed. (Also Honey holding Molina’s face??? Gay)

Also, special mention for not only including a Doctor Who reference, but for also making it seem like Honey was not a fan of the 13th Doctor - I thought it was hilarious and I really wasn’t expecting it.

And finally, thank god for the costuming department! Don’t get me wrong I absolutely love Dh!Master’s outfits! But hhhhhh I am so glad that Honey got to wear some of the sluttiest outfits out there!!!

[aq2003]

i made this post watching wedding of river song but now that i've watched all of nuwho here's my assessment of all the finales lol

rtd1 era

bad wolf/parting of ways made me go into a temporary doctor who divorce where i went and watched a whole other show bc i knew if i jumped into ten's run immediately i would have hated him forever

doomsday gave me brain damage. literally no other way to describe it other than it gave me brain damage and i realized that the show could actually genuinely wreck me

utopia/sound of drums/last of the timelords is great! obviously raisin ten/jesus fairy ten in LOTTL is goofy but on the rewatch i can appreciate what's being done there. ten can be earth's savior but he still loses in the ways that matter to him in the end bc everybody leaves him and he can't even say he doesn't deserve that. martha is the real savior, the better doctor, and she's the one that walks away in the end in a better place. it's very good

i thought stolen earth/journey's end was slightly weak bc of the banger after banger of series 4 and how many self-serving cameos it had however upon returning i can appreciate the doctordonna brain damage above all else. i love u doctordonna forever

end of time made me cry so hard multiple times both of the times i watched it. worst episode ever i hate you rtd i hate you david tennant you will pay for your crimes

moffat era

i have an irrational anger towards pandorica opens/the big bang bc pandorica builds up so much to the doctor getting trapped in the Cube. and then he doesn't fucking get trapped. in the Cube. exclusively made for HIM. WHAT is AMY doing there. the last bit of the big bang re: amy bringing eleven back and eleven dancing at her wedding is v sweet though

i hated wedding of river song so much i made the original post

angels in manhattan is okay re: the tragedy, eleven's characterization however i don't like how amy has never really had a lot of agency throughout the story and her last decision is made exclusively to be w/ rory. the fact we're back to the "she has two choose between these two men in her life!!" of s5 is so. urgh

the 50th specials are so incredibly bad it's honestly impressive how much it feels specifically crafted for me to hate it

dark water/death in heaven... i love the setup and i love missy however when the show intentionally sets up clara/danny as "clara isn't actually super devoted to him she just loves the idea of having two lives she can control and getting what she wants" i don't really feel anything about them being together

hell bent can stay :)

i'm too angry at world enough and time/the doctor falls to judge them in any way that is close to fair

i hope twice upon a time explodes in a large fire

chibnall era

truly and honestly gun to my head i could not tell you anything about the plot of battle of ranskoor av kolos. it has completely left my mind. like a duck gliding on water

ascension of the cybermen/the timeless children is bad and i can see why ppl hated the timeless child retcon so much. the episodes are not amazing but dhawan!master slays so tremendously i love you babygirl

i could also not tell you anything about the plot of the vanquishers other than the fact flux started off mildly interesting to me and lost me completely as it went on

power of the doctor is mildly entertaining and i love u jodie i love u sacha but it is really sad—and i am speaking purely about my own emotional reaction to the episode—that the most exciting part to me was fourteen showing up. i'm so sorry guys

rtd2

the giggle gave me brain damage

rtd's finales are badly stacked conflicts that are suddenly solved by deus ex machina (but that doesn't matter bc it's filled with genuinely beautiful & heartwrenching character writing that will make you forget about everything) and moffat's finales are convoluted nonsense that make you confused as to what the fuck you're even watching. technically neither of these are good but between these two poisons i will pick the former every time