#SORRY I GOT LAZY AT THE END

[anxiously-scared]

saying that people should stop writing dark fics is so silly to me. like... okay. have you never heard of blocking tags/writers? do you really think someone writing about dark content wants this shit to happen irl? yes fiction can affect reality and it can affect the people who read it to think differently but like. never to such a large effect that x person who reads y fanfic about incest suddenly wants to rape their family. genuinely if you think thats what happens when someone reads fanfics i am genuinely worried about your media literacy

if you dont want to read it block that person or the specific tags. period. im sorry if you came across something disturbing. i know how it feels and it really sucks but this is a public space. you are not alone here. the only thing we can really ask the authour is to properly tag their works.

saying someone needs to stop writing x is censorship. how is this different from homophobic parents calling the libraries/schools for having queer media? where would you even draw the line for dark content? sure you can say 'oh incest is bad and also rape' or something. but what if a fic has siblings that are a little too close, without knowing it can be seen as romantic? many such cases or whatfuckingever idc im too lazy to go on lol

sorry this whole discourse sounds exactly like that whole outrage over 'killer games make our kids more violent❗❗❗😡😡😡😡😡😡😡' which makes it a little hard to take seriously

'but kids are on here' this is a much much deeper problem. put them back in penguin club where they belong!!

uhm uhm i also think no piece of media should be outright banned, ever. even if i want nothing more than to burn the entire piece i will still advocate for it to be published in some way. it can be published annotated to say whats wrong with it or whatever

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

Bonus:

[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]

[ryker-writes]

Hey there! I loved giving Malleus a stone as an accidental proposal! It would make sense to me that mers would also see it as that! Could we possibly get one with Floyd Azul or Jade?

omg yes absolutely! Thinking about it, merfolk probably would also take it as a proposal! Especially with their culture being inspired by The little mermaid and she loved to collect things. I love this request! For those of you who haven't seen the Malleus part, it's linked below!

Request rules and Masterlists

Accidentally proposing to Malleus with a rock

Accidentally proposing with a rock (Octavinelle)

Floyd:

It was an innocent gesture. You wanted to give Floyd a rock to show you care about him. A simple gift that you thought he'd like. Well, you think he likes it a little too much.

When you gave the rock to Floyd, his eyes went wide, and he quickly smiled and pulled you into a tight hug (careful not to hurt you too much), "Awwww of course!"

He seemed so happy to get the rock, it honestly surprised you. Then he started lurking around you more. Like, hovering behind you and picking you up at random times to carry you around anywhere. When you asked, he said he had a right to carry and lurk now.

You also caught Jade snickering more than usual at you and Floyd, like he knew something you didn't. But both him and Floyd didn't elaborate. Instead, Floyd laughed and wrapped his arms around you, setting his head atop yours, "Silly silly~"

It wasn't until later when you visited the Mostro Lounge's VIP room that you got a hint of what was happening. Normally you'd just go there to hang out, but you'd noticed Azul was unusually frustrated today. When he saw you, it only seemed to set him off on a rant as he paced about the room.

"I can't believe this. Of all the things you could've given, and to all the people...I can't even begin to imagine what's going through your mind. You must be as impulsive as him to do this and with such short notice! Now he wants to use the whole lounge for a day and dumps all these things to prepare on me. Could you not have waited until I've graduated at least so I wouldn't have to put of with this? You two could at least help me instead of leaving me to figure out how to cater for an entire wedding without giving me any specifics-"

At this point, you kind of zoned out because you were stuck on the whole "wedding" part. What?

As Azul paced around the room and ranted, without you fully listening, your mind was working to put together the pieces. He clearly was blaming you for something, and impulsivity could only mean Floyd was involved. That, and he mentioned giving him something...

Oh no...

Right on time, Floyd had strolled into the room, completely interrupting Azul's rant. But the second his eyes landed on you, his expression lit up and he'd made his way over to you. His arms quickly wrapped around you and he basically leaned all of his weight on you as he cheered, "There you are. I've been looking all over for you. What're you doing here with Azul?"

Hesitantly, you had to ask, "Floyd, what's going on?"

Tilting his head, he rested his cheek on top of your head and hummed in amusement, "Ah. Azul's just jealous of us. Getting married while he's stuck talking all business and contracts."

You're what? Did you hear that right?

Before you could ask anything else or try and explain anything, he'd picked you up again, and started walking out of the room with you. A very frustrated Azul calling out to you two, "At least give me something!"

Only for Floyd to wave a hand dismissively as he carried you out, "Nah. You got this. We're busy."

Something told you he wasn't going to let you just back out or call it a friendship rock...

Jade:

You like to think you know Jade pretty well. You've spent a lot of time together, so you thought it'd be a great idea to give him a little gift. So when you found this nice smooth and pretty rock, you knew it'd be the perfect gift for him. It's even practical since he can put it in one of his terrariums!

He even seemed happy when you gave it to him, after brief shock of course, and he had that sharp-toothed smile you knew well.

"Well well, I must say I never expected you to be so bold to give me something like this, but I accept."

That was all he said. You weren't really sure why it'd require boldness, but he didn't elaborate and instead brushed it off and quickly left saying he had work to do.

The day carried on as normal until you saw Floyd. He ran up to you and swung you around, "There you areee~ Welcome to the family! Ma's gonna love ya!"

Disoriented, dizzy, and confused, you had to ask, "Floyd? What are you talking about?"

He swung you around once more before finally setting you down, "Ah, you know. Proposing to Jade like that? Real brave of you."

Huh? Proposing?

But in a true Floyd fashion, he just ginned and waved goodbye as he scurried off, leaving you with many questions. The only way you'd probably get answers is to ask the man himself. So, you quickly made your way to the Mostro Lounge.

There, Jade was setting up some tables, as composed and collected as ever. Seeing you, he straightened up with that same sharp-toothed smile as earlier, and welcomed you, "Good, you're here dear. We have a small dinner to celebrate our engagement before we can begin making preparations."

Stunned by the wildness of it all, you tried to nervously correct him, "Jade, I feel like there might've been a slight misunderstanding-"

"Nonsense," He began, stepping closer and wrapping an arm around you, "It's common knowledge that gifting a special rock is a marriage proposal among merfolk. You're mine now, dear."

Azul:

Azul and you are really close. There was no denying it when you spent so much time at the Mostro Lounge VIP room just hanging out with him. So you thought you’d do something nice for him and get him a little gift.

Then there was this perfect rock you found. It was smooth and round with specks of blue and purple, perfect for Azul.

You didn’t expect him to act so…odd when you have it to him. You held it out in your hand towards him, and he just stared at you in shock. His face turned about as red as Riddle’s hair, and you could tell he was struggling to speak. If Jade and Floyd were here, they’d no doubt tease him for the look on his face.

After a few moments of stunned silence (you figured it was best to just be patient and wait for him to collect himself), he took the rock with slightly shaky hands. He held the rock close to him, over his heart, and took a deep breath. Then, he cleared his throat, and tried his best to answer, “I…wasn’t aware you felt so strongly, but it’s clear now. Don’t you worry, I can handle this. I’m…delighted to receive this.”

Not thinking much of his words, you simply smiled at him. It wasn’t uncommon for Azul to get a bit flustered by small gestures. He wasn’t treated well as a child, so you know little shows of appreciation mean a lot to him.

He scurried off with the rock to his office moments later, and there was silence for a moment before you heard him sputtering on the other side of the door. He probably would be embarrassed if you listened in though, and you wanted to spare him (this time).

The day went on as usual for a while. Classes went by, you spoke to some other friends, and went to visit the Mostro Lounge again later.

But the Lounge was…busier than normal. Students who worked there were scrambling about trying to serve customers and clean and adjust the smallest of details on things. Several of them looked super stressed, and some looked like they were about to pass out. Jade and Floyd, were the only calm ones who stood off to the side, watching them all with amused smiles.

You went up to them to ask what was happening, but Floyd spoke before you could, “Can ya let Azul flounder a bit longer? This is fun to watch.”

Azul was floundering? But he’s usually so calm and collected when he’s working. He couldn’t still be flustered from your gift earlier, right?

“What’s going on with Azul?”

Jade chuckled and was the one to answer you, “You sent him on quite the spiral. He’s got everyone working overtime to make sure everything is perfect for you.”

Now more confused, you had to ask, “Me? What did I do?”

At that, the duo only laughed more, clearly knowing something you don’t, but refusing to elaborate at you and everyone else’s expense. There was only one way you were going to get an answer; from Azul himself.

Marching past the two, you made your way to Azul’s office, barely knocking before going in.

And boy was he startled. The second you entered the room he sat up straighter and his cheeks turned pink, but he quickly tried to hide it behind his hand and muttered, “Ah, you’re here. My apologies, I’m still working on the contract right now.”

Walking up to his desk in complete confusion, you asked, “What contract? What’s going on?”

There was a moment of silence throughout the room. His gloved hands fidgeted with the pen and papers on his desk in front of him, trying to figure out the right words to say.

Then, he slid the paper over to you for you to read. Well, you only read the top before sitting stunned.

‘Contract of Marriage’

Huh???

Now it was your turn to be stunned into silence. So, he filled the silence, “I…was quite surprised by your gesture earlier, but I accept. If you’ll have me, I’d love for you to sign this. It’s quite possibly the best contract I’ve ever written.”

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (page 82-85)

THAT LAZYBONES!!

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

[inkquarters]

Parkour civilization hyperfixations been chewing on the grey matter a bit

(i am aware these are a bit far from what i see in fanon most often sorry abt that friends </3 the version of pkciv that lives in my brain requires explanation i have no energy for atm although i may clarify later if so inclined)

[delicourse]

i miss them a little if im gonna be honest

[pecchbear]

I just think tele should've kicked more ass but that's my opinion

[holeforzenin]

thinking about stepdad!toji with a gooner/goonette reader

Omg I can just imagine him accidentally walking in on you masturbating, three of your fingers nestled in your soaked cunt while you’re frantically curling and fucking yourself with your fingers while watching some girl getting pounded on twitter and you don’t even realized he opened your door and is witnessing the lewd scene till he clears his throat and that snapped you out of everything and your blood ran cold when you realized the position you’re in :0

And he’s closing your door and moving closer to you while you’re still in shock— the thought of shielding yourself with your blanket not even crossing your dumb mind.

he settles one knee on your bed in front of you with the other on the floor, he brings his hand up to your chin to tip your head to look up at him and he’s brushes his thumb on your lower lip while smirking at you.

But uhh let’s just say he’s fucking you with your face burieddd in your plushies while his large hands are palming and gripping your plush ass and he’s whispering and telling you how much of a cock hungry slut you are, so desperate for some dick that’s your over here cumming around your stepdad’s cock idk

[idolverse-official]

Who is the most popular idol?

[cuddlekookie]

melvik doodles cus my brain rots for them

[pop-squeak]

weekends on glass shard beach

[tra1nchi]

Day three:Medical

MINORS DNI!! Bttm male reader

Extra⚠️: Doctor x patient,,Needles(bl00d test),,bl00d

It was meant to just be a normal check up, you knew that. All you had was a simple fever so you decided to visit your usual doctor, you were always a bit unnerved by him but it was better to be checked then to risk anything serious

When you finally arrived at the hospital he worked at. He greeted you warmly but his smile seemed too strained, looking down at you indifference which would be a good trait for a doctor who has patients with their lives at stake but his expression was just...off putting.

He guided you to his office in a far corner of the sterile hospital, he walked with confidence in himself. Allowing you to sit down infrknt of his desk, putting on a fresh set of tight blue gloves and readying his medical equipment.

He checked you over but noticed how fast your heart was pounding and sighed."I'll do a blood test, just to be safe." He smirks patting your arm as a subtle signal to roll it up your arm, moving over to take a needle into his hand, flicking at the tip of the sharp object before turning back to you

"Relax, I promise I'll be gentle." His hand grabbed your wrist pulling it close to himself as he trailed the sharp point up and down your skin. Almost like he was getting a dick pleasure out of it being so close to piercing skin.

You didn't know if you imagined it or not but you swear you could hear him groan as he finally found a suitable vein, finally penetrating your skin as he watched your blood slowly leave your body, it was so exhilarating to him

You didn't know how you both ended up like this but his lips met yours the second the needle left your skin, his thumb pressing down harshly on your wound, subtly spreading the blood across his thumb.

"Such a well behaved boy aren't you? Not a squeak left your pretty lips." He moaned when he pulled away from your swollen lips from how harsh he kissed you, his hands moving to quickly remove his white coat.

He soon had your pressed down against his medical table, the cold metal off it pressing against your bare back, but soon his warmth covered your front, his mouth pressed against your neck biting down into it as he jumped you desperately.

"Fuck..you make me so fucking horny." His voice drawled out, his cock leaking precum as it rubs against your thighs begging to be sheathed inside off you just like his needle was just moment ago

[keiru-the-worm]

can I just say this episode absolutely DESTROYED me?

[reigobun]

Evelyn Evelyn - a three buckets animatic

[k-ruru]

Nyo piri just cuz...

[angelwishess]

I got bored while taking my exam so I began doodling💔 drew some of the twst characters from memory LMFAO

I got frustrated while drawing Deuce and decided I’d get back to it later but then I . Forgot. And I only realized now . 💔