#SOMEONE FIX THIS

[melodious-tear]

"Remember to bury me closer to you. Plant a cedar tree. It stays green for all four seasons, yet it turns white when covered with snow. The snow in the back hill will never melt. Bury me under the tree. In this way, I can always have tea with you in the snow."

[sosaysdean]

it’s been 4 thousand years since we saw ray toro

[ssunfish]

49 followers....throws up

[totallyawesome123]

WHAT THE KCUF

[sweetmorbidxo]

Hi I’m once again complaining about how my ass isn’t getting fucked

[marmot-bee-person]

The shortage of Ursa finds out about zuko’s scar fics is criminal

[yoghurt-bimbo]

we have ground creatures (moles, etc.), air creatures (birds), water creatures (fish) but no fire creatures

[dwtdog]

I'm gonna cancel you both for being homophobic AND gay

canceled for being gay and i don’t even have a girlfriend the world is so cruel 😔

[httpiastri]

i hate sports sometimes

[huneyism]

god this headache has me so upset

[perniicious]

buck is so pretty and still so lonely

[laceandfrillsangel]

This race is so chaotic omd

[kirby-the-gorb]

[beautifulsimswherearethey]

Can’t reply to @bloody-soda on MY OWN POST so there you go: I was actually trying to comment on your pinned post about how stunning your sims looked but tumblr did not allow cuz it’s homophobic 😔🩷

[spacerockband]

Quetzalcoatlus! poised to spear her prey!

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.