#SOBBIGN RN

[yungcuda]

I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED THIS TO MY MAIN HELP

REPOST LMAOO

[iholli]

augh oh no you're really cool and i feel like we would get along but also i am. anxious. heres a taco. 🌮

WAAAAA OMG TYYYYY ????? UNO REVERSE CAUSE UR COOL 🫵😭😭😭 omg I 1000000% understand !!!! u don't have to be anxious tho bc I absolutely love making friends I'm just terrified of doing so and am awful at maintaining convo but I LOVE making frens so like. open invite for frens here 💖💖💖

TY FOR THE TACO. NOM 💖💖💖

[virenkinnie]

PTOLEMAEA!!!

[knightzp]

they do things to my brain

[gothicvanitas]

my brain been thinking abt hanahaki aus again

nd like

concept:

hanahaki au w lucatracy, where luca is in love w tracy, but not sure if she returns the feeling. so he bottles it up, makes a few blunt jokes and gets no actual results from it. tracy clearly just thinks hes joking about the two of them being together, which means she jokes back, the two of them being close frm these jokes

nd it calms him. it makes him feel like everything will be fine. he feels safe, he feels like maybe they'll actually be together, it'll just take a bit.

then he asks. like genuinely asks her, and she replies with a very respectful "sorry, i consider us two just friends." or smth like that.

and it shatters him.

[internet-overloading]

I 🫶 HER 😭😭😭😭

[kerosene-saint]

I need a fucking sourdough pizza right now

[xenomortix]

SOMEONE JUST WENT THRU MY WHOLE BLOG AND LIKED + REBLOGGUED EVERYTHING??????? 🥺💖

OH MY GOD?????? 😭💖💖 !!!!!!!!!!!!

[kijimha]

I read the hc list earlier on your Simon saint blog!!!!! <3

OH MY GOD. I LOVE Y OU SOSOSOSOSOS MUCH IM ACTUALLY SRS RN. HE LOOKS SO CUTE. THE FUCKING,,, GIRL POWER SHORT IM SOBBIGN

[tinkatonic]

MEU DEUS MEU DEUS MEU DEUS YOUR FITPAC TIME LOOP FIC. changed my life. truly. never been interested in time loop aus but this is my one exception.

i could go on and on about every individual thing i loved BUT i feel too crazy right now. ONE BIG THING THOUGH - the characterization? PERFECT. every single character was written SO INSANELY GOOD it's like i could hear the dialogue in their voices ESPECIALLY TUBBO. the part where pac talks to 'the voices' about not kissing fit made me giggle so hard it was so great:!&;-$!;/!( and just the writing in general was incredible!!!

keep up the great work!!! :,) this fic will be stored in my bookmarks until the end of time as it's so dear to me now <3

SOBBIGN????? SOBBINF AND CRYING????????? OUUGHDGSH IMAGINE THE WETTEST CAT EMOJI IN THE WORLD....... THATS ME RN....... SERIOUSLY THO THATS SO SWEET OF YOU :") im really really glad that you liked the characterization - it was one of the main things i really wanted to get right!!! it always bothers me a bit when i cant hear things in the characters voice LMAO so i spent way too long analyzing speech patterns <3

+ YESSSS TUBBO WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITES TO WRITE!!!! he says the most buckwild shit and jumps to the wildest conclusions. i miss writing him soooo bad....... im one sentence away from adding him into every wip i write tbh JAHDKSHDSKNDKS

DUDE EVER SINCE I SAW A CLIP OF HIM TELLING THE VOICES THAT HE WASNT GONNA KISS FIT, I KNEW I HAD TO USE IT. THAT BABY WAS A DIRECT QUOTE ‼️‼️

aaughhhh... T_T again this is so sweet thank u so much for taking the time to write this <"3333 it means a lot to me that you liked it that much, and thank you for giving it a shot despite not being interested in timeloops!! 💙💙💙 i dont have the words to fully express it but this made me really happy to read

[mediocre-noodle]

mom was watching HP: order of the phoenix while i was unloading the dishwasher so i got ✨ dallas ideas ✨

bc magic is more tolerated there, dallas doesnt have to age his body up. this means he can go around with years passing by and still look yk. 17-18 (the age he died :P) even though hes AT LEAST several hundred-thousand years.

when hes bored of traveling the magical world, he goes to hogwarts and roams the halls like the ghosts would. hes a well-known attraction and often looks out for the kids and helps w homework. you may also see him in classes.

^ he avoided the years that voldemort was in school so the bitch wouldn’t know what he’d look like.

^^ this is allowed bc when he first entered the HP universe, he asked dumbledore if it was fine (and gave a bit of info taht he was nonhuman). he did go to school for those 7 years though for the full ✨ experience ✨

so to add onto the ‘coming back when bored,’ he came back the year harry was entering his first year. lots of people were like omg its harry potter and then like OMG ITS THE RED CROW (or something.. idk yet. if the students know about him through a legend passed down from their parents and other people, most likely only a small group know his name.)

why is this important?? dallas is fucking protective and wouldnt let anything bad happen to harry istg. probably sees him as a younger sibling and relates to him a lot (saving to save the world trope i forgot the name). he’d pop up outta no where and be like ‘YOU WANNA ATTACK HARRY? MY BROTHER??? BITCH YOU THOUGHT!’ and then the enemies would be pissing themselves. (and harry would be like how tf did you know i was here??’)

wait omg harry sees a bit of his mom in dallas bc he has red hair and green eyes (will shapeshift to green eyes a lot to appear human.. wait what if dallas shifted to heterochromia green-yellow thatd be badass. wait^2 thats the sprite logo WHAHAHHD—) SOBBIGN I CANNOT.

skip is to dallas as dallas is to harry if you catch my drift (big brother figure) (RIP skip)

kinda wondering if dallas would interfere w the dursleys before hogwarts or after because uou have: 1.) before. dallas raises harry and harry is so more snarky and sassy. harry doesnt get abused or bullied or neglected ffs. he gets a caring brother figure and a found family (the syzygy (if you dont remember: aji, memphis, seraphina, and more to come)). less trauma probably. 2.) before. harry lives w the dursleys still but dallas randomly pops up in his life at certain points. theyre friends :] so when harry goes to hogwarts and sees dallas hes like :0 and then when he finds out dallas is like. immortal?? and not human (rumored to be—dallas never confirms it) hes like ‘???????? IM FRIENDS WITH AN IMMORTAL NONHUMAN SUPER-POWERFUL BEING???’ and then has to pretend to be chill about it and like he hasn’t met dally before. 3.) after. dallas befriends harry after he shows up in school bc he doesnt want pthers realizing soemthing is up. he feels bad about leaving harry to the dursleys though. he will often pop up during the summers and say hi :D 4.) after. dallas is like bro fucking finally harry is here!! lets go!! and has to pretend not to know what the dursleys are doing when harry opens up to them one night. dallas then basically sues the dursleys and gains uhh whats the word.. CUSTODY!! of harry. (why was i thinking child ownership ;-;). back to idea 1 where harry basically has a new brother figure and found family. he gets put in therapy, effective immediately. dallas will go too if that helps (god save yhat therapist. better get an NDA.) happy ending!

mkay thats all i have rn hope you enjoyed the meal teehee

oh and dallas is a ravenclaw

YESSSSSSS i havent cared about harry potter im years but i am EATING THIS UP!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NO CRUMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theres a rlly cool dynamic there i think cause like. harry is definitely a kind of ‘i dont need any help ill be fine’ and dallas is similar to that i feel? but in a way where he would know better and go ‘aintnoway youre pulling THAT one’ and forcefully help solve the situation

[angleknives]

can't sleep bc there's no gorgeous femme in my bed w me to cuddle with . what's even the point kicking rocks rn and sobbign i want to hold and be held by a femme so badly .

[citrusitonit]

You're my Honeybunch Sugarplum

Pumpy-umpy-umpkin

You're my Sweetie Pie

You're my Cuppycake

Gumdrop Snoogums-Boogums

You're the Apple of my Eye

And I love you so and I want you to know

That I'll always be right here

And I love to sing sweet songs to you

Because you are so dear

You're my Honeybunch Sugarplum

Pumpy-umpy-umpkin

You're my Sweetie Pie

You're my Cuppycake

Gumdrop Snoogums-Boogums

You're the Apple of my Eye

And I love you so and I want you to know

That I'll always be right here

And I love to sing sweet songs to you

Because you are so dear

You're my Honeybunch Sugarplum

Pumpy-umpy-umpkin

You're my Sweetie Pie

You're my Cuppycake

Gumdrop Snoogums-Boogums

You're the Apple of my Eye

And I love you so and I want you to know

That I'll always be right here

And I love to sing sweet songs to you

Because you are so dear

I LIGTRLLY SANG THIS WITH THE VOICE U KNOE HOGW MUCH I LOVE THIS IM SOBBIGN RN

[loveephia]

let me just say that you are literally one of the nicest, cutest, PRETTIEST !!!!!!, most innocent person i have ever seen online!!!! like it’s so rare to find people who act like an innocent child (who still believes in santa claus, probably) and I mean that in the best way possible!!! it’s so refreshing to just see your posts about a heads-up about using “crappykawa” on a fic cause you think it’s not good to use it in real life (even if this post was made like weeks ago) ☹️ its so nice to think that people like you still exist especially in the world we’re in today🫶 anyway thats just my little ramble hehehe loveu

WGAT.

ANON ARe YOY TRYIGN TO MAKE ME CR Y?????

AFTER I FINISHED READING, I LITERALLY HID MY FACE I. MY HANDS TRYIGN TO PROCESS EVERYTHING BRO WHAT IF I ACTUALLY STARTED WAILIMG SOBBIGN THRASHING ON THE SPOT RN.

on a serious note, thank you so super much. you don't understand how much this means to me. :( i can't believe that you actually even remember that post i made about cursing because i said that months ago, i'm pretty sure (?)

i believe that some people just need to be shown a bit of kindness nowadays. :D it just feels very refreshing to be kind to someone in general, especially when they're feeling evidently better afterward.

SHUCKS,, i really don't deserve your words, anon. :(

[justablah56]

ABSOLUTELY CACKLING - A REAL AND TRUE LINE FROM WREN: "hey you beetles ! youre beetles ! and you know what that means ? I'm gonna BEAT you ...... into an L "

WREN THE WORST AND BEST BARD EVER SHJSJSJJS !!!!

[kavehpilled]

mood rn: messages that make me feel like laying down and sobbign like a baby