#SO WOW TWELVE

[attractthecrows]

nothing like finally beating a case after 30 consecutive attempts and then immediately getting flattened by the next one

[nexternalknowsthingz]

The sketch is done!!! 🩵🩵

[grover-underwoods-biggest-fan]

Argent Skinner everyone (i always imagined him as blonde, but i’m pretty sure he’s described with dark hair so i did all three) and a Divan doodle

[e1ght-b1t]

Agvkdfnjifvdjnivefjnedi?? More self insert??

Yes :)

[johnnypuckett]

johnny jhonny is so awesome there’s something crazy about being real obsessed with a blorbo when you were 14 bc he was funny and showed minor signs of complexity and then you come back when you’re 24 and the complexity has gone up like 3fold

[rex101111]

Yeah no upon reflection it's a little bonkers how people will see something mildly weird in media and go 'lol was the creator high' or 'this is just a metaphor for drugs' and it's reductive as hell but with Sly it's literally and unironically about a g-rated cocaine cocaine ring that just happens to involve the corpse of a giant robot bird

the effects of the "spices" in Sly 2 are explicitly: 1. Makes someone more vulnerable so suggestion, and 2. More prone to violence. That is literally just a combo of cocaine and rohypnol. The plot of Sly 2 is actually kinda nuts, something you might hear in either a crime drama or a high stakes action movie:

"A gang of criminals, all of whom work openly in the public eye, all work towards causing a mass riot in Paris fueled by drug enabled hypnosis. They also use the body parts of an ancient robotic criminal of legend, that killed our protagonist's parents and was blasted apart last time, to operate their crimes, but unbeknownst to them their leader is planning on backstabbing them all by use of one of two (TWO!) plants he has within Interpol to gather all those body parts so he could inject his soul into the newly reformed body."

Like that is wild for an early 2000's platformer about a racoon dude who steals stuff with the help of his two best friends, hippo wrestler and turtle hacker.

[3-2-whump]

WoW Birthday Whump Event Day 12:

Collapsed/“so tired…”

Feat. a figure study I did of the Percy Bysshe Shelley Memorial at Oxford. No matter what angle you view the statue, you’re getting a great reference pose out of it.

Percy Bysshe Shelley, the original bishie ❤️

[roenters]

Dude this Christmas is gonna be a good one.

(my sister just bought me all of the fight club 3 comics. As well. Let's fucking go chat double the traumatising imagery 💪💪💪)

[whole essay in the tags. Sorry bro 😭💀]

[khruschevshoe]

My Hot-Take/Controversial Ranking of Doctor Who Seasons (excluding specials bc my special order is really unhinged)

3 > 1 > 10 > 4 > 5 > 8 > 11 > 12 > 9 > 7b > 2 > 6 > 13 = 7a

Disclaimer: I have favorite episodes that come from every single season on this list, including 7a. For example, even though Season 6 is low on the list, the God Complex, Almost People/Rebel Flesh, and Impossible Astronaut are some of my favorite of the show. I do really love the Power of Three. These are based on season arc/average feeling per episode/rewatchability on a subjective level.

[thisisntreaver]

That guy gave rose a letter to give to his girlfriend, with the assumption that she'll be the only one to know what he wrote, and before you're even out of his eyesight or earshot shes ripping into him and his writing skills and i think that's SO fucking funny

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Translated almost 4k words today 🎉🎉

[todayisafridaynight]

‘The worst thing she can say is no’ and its the proposal scene from LAD8

[butchlifeguard]

im sorry to people who followed me for 1 thing because i post literally everything

[boowhumps]

12 Days of Whumpmas

※ Day II | Reunion ※

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※ TW ※

- Swearing

- Mentions of Death

- Mentions of Murder

Enjoy!

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"Remember the plan, and stick to it."

"Of course."

"The only way we'll rest is if he dies."

"And I'll make sure he does."

"We're counting on you, Karyme."

"I won't fail.. I swear."

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"I-I don't understand.. You shouldn't be-" David sutters.

"Helping you.? Well.. I'm dead again, so there's no reason for me to hate you anymore.." Karyme mumbles, her gray figure standing in front of David.

"..I don't trust you.." David says coldly.

"Then don't.. but I'm the only one on your side here.." Karyme says.

David frowns. "I know what your family is capable of-"

"Don't." Karyme says, suddenly angry. "Don't.. compare me to them." She says sternly, eyes glaring at David. "I'm better than them."

David turns away from Karyme. "I'll make it out of here, without your guidance."

"I'm not here to guide you." Karyme tells him. "I'm here to protect you from them."

David stops. "..them.?"

"They're angry at you, for obvious reasons." Karyme says blankly. "If you go alone.. you'll make it maybe 10 steps out of here."

Karyme gets closer. "If you go with me.. I can make sure you get out of here.."

"..but why..?" David mumbles.

"Do I need a reason.?" Karyme asks. "Maybe I'm trying to make things right.."

"..if I trust you.. you swear you won't hurt me.?"

"I swear on my uncle's life." Karyme says.

Daivs sighs. "Fine."

Karyme smiles. "Follow me then, and stay close."

Karyme walks off, David slowly trailing behind.

"I'll tell you a few things.. just so you keep cautious." Karyme mumbles after some silence.

"..like what.?" David asks.

"They hear everything.." Karyme whispers. "They're probably listening to our conversation right now.."

David frowns. "Wouldn't they be angry at you then.. for helping me.?"

"No." Karyme says. "They know their place around me."

"Are they.. scared of you..?" David asks.

"Maybe.." Karyme mumbles. "Probably as much as you are of me.."

David sighs. "I'm not scared-"

"Then why are you shaking.?" Karyme asks, eyeing David. "And why are you so behind..?" Karyme frowns. "You look like you're ready to sprint off.."

"I'm fine just- tell me more about.. them." David says.

"They're..really angry.." Karyme says.

"That's a given." David mumbles.

Karyme stops suddenly, stopping David as well.

"What's going-" David starts, but Karyme shushes him.

"..they found us.." Karyme mumbles quietly.

A series of whispers suddenly surround them. Karyme turns around quickly, looking at David.

"Run." She says.

"What-?" David mumbles.

"Run straight ahead, and into the old control room, I will hold them off, and then I'll find you again." Karyme tells him. "Now go."

David inhales sharply, and runs off, refusing to look back.

It doesn't take long for him to find the control room, and he slips inside, shutting the door.

He finds himself alone once again, and on the brink of insanity.

"..what am I doing here.." He mumbles.

"We needed you here." A voice says.

David stops, eyes wide. "Who are-"

"For a purpose." Another voice says.

"Our purpose." Says yet another voice.

"An exchange." Says the last voice.

David rushes to the door, only to find it won't budge.

"There's no point anymore, David." Karyme's voice says suddenly.

"..what did you do..?" David mumbles.

"All of this.. is because of your choices." Karyme says. "And now, not even Selyna can save you."

David bangs on the door in a desperate attempt to escape.

"Fighting is useless, David." Karyme says. "Give up, and things will be much less painful."

"No, I won't-!" David shouts.

Suddenly, he's thrown back, groaning as he hits the wall.

"You've made your choice." Karyme says. "Now they'll make theirs."

David gasps for air. "You swore you wouldn't hurt me-!"

"I did swear on my uncle's life.." Karyme states. "..but my uncle's dead.."

She appears in front of David, looking down at him. "Consider this a trade.." She says. "Your life.. in exchange for our freedom.." She crosses her arms. "It's the least you owe us."

"You're just like your damn family-!" David shouts.

Karyme frowns. "It may seem that way.." She starts. "But I at least have a reason to kill."

She disappears, being replaced by multiple angry, restless figures.

Karyme appears behind a glass window, watching as David is surrounded, knowing that his life has come to its end..

..and yet she stands there, unfazed, as he screams in agony.

She then disappears again, right as David takes his last breath.

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Karyme walks down the long corridor, feeling numb at her actions.

"..Karyme.?" A voice asks quietly.

Karyme turns around, spotting a shorter figure a couple feet behind her.

Karyme's eyes widen at the sight.

"..Kairo.?" Karyme mumbles.

In a split second, Kairo runs up to Karyme, and they embrace in a hug.

Karyme chokes back a son as she holds Kairo in her arms after so long.

"..I thought I lost you.." Karyme mumbles, her voice cracking.

Karyme pulls away, studying Kairo closely. "Why are you here.?"

"Dad sent me.." Kairo mumbles. "He wants to bring you back home.."

Karyme sighs. "Kairo, we can't go back home-"

"Not Eris." Kairo tells her. "He means back home with him and uncle.."

"..uncle.?" Karyme asks.

"Dad's brother, right?" Kairo asks.

"Yeah.. I know him.." Karyme mumbles.

Kairo smiles. "Can we go now? Dad will be happy to see you."

Karyme returns the smile. "Yeah.. let's go home, sweetie."

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[bisexualdisasterwenkexing]

#even the mannerisms!!!#it is so obvious who raised her#his little girl who kept his heart alive all these years! ;-;#not ok about them in the least - tags from @jianghutravelguide

wen kexing & gu xiang's matching belt | word of honor 山河令

[audreyh002]

Okay but the man can write a sex scene hot damn