#SO IM NOT TOUCHIN IT ANY MORE U GET WHAT U GET

[barbiiecams]

Hi. Your blog is so cute. Drew dating a soft princess (headcanon style, if you can): lots of soft moments ✨

thx

softie

drew starkey x reader. & awee thank you so mucchhh! and thank you for this cute request!

• being drew’s gf as softie would be the cutest and easiest life ever omg

• not to mention he’s a softie himself most times

• it’s pet names everyday fs

• honey, sweetheart, baby, sunshine, love

• a big one would be bunny

• that name probably started off as a joke but u seemed to like it and he thought it was adorable

• the amount of forehead kisses you would receive in a day oml

• i promise u like at any moment he’s def kissing your head, and sometimes even your cheek

• he loves real kisses more tho don’t play

• and he’s so ughhh after them

• “you’re lips are so soft baby” LIKEEEE

• there’s times where you’ll just crawl into his lap and make him hold you

• “bad day?”

• “no, just wanna be with you.”

• but when it is a bad day, you’ll totally forget about it once your with him again

• he could have such a long day himself too, but as long as you’re feeling good that won’t even matter to him

• after his long day of filming, he’d start cooking dinner for you

• no matter how hard you’ll try to help him or protest against it, he continues

• “i feel bad just let me helppp!”

• “no, go relax sweetheart.”

• he doesn’t let you lift a fingerrrr around that house okkkkay

• you’re practically royalty around him it’s insane

• he cherishes every moment with you together no matter what it is

• even if your just laying on him, watching a movie while he strokes your back and leaves kisses on your face (he does this quite often mhm mhm !)

• it could be as simple as you guys gardening on the first day of spring

• he’ll do anything with you if it makes you happy. as long as he can see you smile? trust he’s planning it

• his love language would be acts of service but eventually also become quality time (could you tell lol???)

• and yours is definitely physical touch too cus you just want to be up under him like alwaysssss

• he’ll never complain either, like touchin you is his main way of knowing you’re always with him

• if you’re in the car together with other people and he’s in the passenger seat, his hand is reaching back to touch your ankle cus you just love that so much and so does heee

• you’ll try and tease him for being clingy as if you’re not 10x clingier 😭

• and omg

• he is not EVERRRR letting you get hurt

• when you accidentally cut yourself by chopping up a a cucumber or something, he’s treating it like you just chopped it off

• “you gotta be more careful, babe.” he says while he kisses your bandaged finger (that he made sure to wrap securely and carefully!!!)

• he’s also the king of compliments when it comes to you

• while you’re applying more lipgloss and using your phone as a mirror, he’ll reach over and click the button that takes a picture of you.

• like boy.

• “andddd you did that for what?”

• “cus you’re beautiful.”

• he’ll text you out of nowhere with it too

• and he lovesss taking pictures with that camera of his

• you’re in the mountains with him, on a picnic date! (you brought up the idea of how beautiful it would be and he planned it ofc awe)

• you’d be in your natural little cute state, ina pink sundress lookin pretty

• he’s snapping like a million pictures of you

• at one point you’d try and hide yourself in his chest

• “stoppp” cus why is he making u so nervous on purpose 🙄

• “i have to. i’ve got the worlds cutest girlfriend!”

• you’re so vulnerable around him and he loves that because it shows you can really trust him!

• but he hates to see you upset

• if you’re crying in his arms, he’s rocking you back and forth and whispering sweet things to you

• “i know honey, it’s okay. everything will be okay i promise.” he’d say while rubbing your back. “let it out baby, im right here. don’t worry.”

• then he’s gonna get to the bottom of the issue when you’re done

• cus who tf makin his baby cry??

• but moral of the story is you can’t get enough of him at alll

• like look at him 😍😍

• he can’t get enough of you either

• it’s perfect fr

• he loves you sooo much !! <333

[ad0rechuu]

hello!! i’ve been following you for a while now and noticed how cute your interaction with your moots are~ could you maybe associated some of them with some songs and why? :P i’d love to get to know some of the cool people you interact with!!

hi anon!! that’s so cute, i like these asks but i always wondered why they’re send on anon because i wish i could thank you more personally for this ask anyway i decided to just give my moots random songs from my spotify liked list put on shuffle because im very tired but you should definitely give all of the people a follow :3

@ari-shipping-stuff ౨ৎ healer. — day6

@yuyusuyu ౨ৎ wildfire. — taeyeon

@kodzumo ౨ৎ flash. — perfume

@seonghwaddict ౨ৎ babydoll. — ari abdul

@tocupid ౨ৎ 突破口. — super beaver

@leo-seonghwa ౨ৎ my satisfaction. — ive

@felixsramen ౨ৎ i love you. — treasure

@gyumibear ౨ৎ yummy yummy love. — momoland

@nyukyujs ౨ৎ hocus pocus. — plt

@thelargefrye ౨ৎ best for you. — slchd

@i-luvsang ౨ৎ keepin’ our eyes out. — fitz and the tantrums

@rieuvie ౨ৎ same dream, same mind, same night. — svt

@cybrsan ౨ৎ what2do. — creepybuggirl

@justhere4kpop ౨ৎ the workout. — utada

@xpixie ౨ৎ have a good night (stage ver.). — victon

@atinycafe ౨ৎ water sign. — spider

@yunstarz ౨ৎ exodus ‘04. — utada

@jaehunnyy ౨ৎ endless night. — dreamcatcher

@brrrkdslek ౨ৎ in my room. — insane clown posse

@nebulousbrainsoup ౨ৎ the guns of brixton. — the clash

@pocketjoong ౨ৎ prisoner of love. — hikaru utada

@phantom-webber ౨ৎ 해장국 Hero's Soup. — stray kids

@a1sh1teruu ౨ৎ breath. — got7

@cheollipop ౨ৎ in the dark. — swae lee

@starryunho ౨ৎ pastel. — qu4rtz

@aestheticsluut ౨ৎ mine. — slayyter

@end0rchans ౨ৎ you spin me round. — dead or alive

@yourfatherlucifer ౨ৎ 나 변했나봐. — swi.t

@alixnsuperstxr ౨ৎ katoki. — oneus

@girls4cheol ౨ৎ not enough. — fur

@mintgki ౨ৎ love me do. — vix

@aoi-turtle ౨ৎ options. — doja cat

@renstears ౨ৎ 優しい彗星. — yoasobi

@alixnsuperstxr ౨ৎ 공중정원 (Garden In The Air). — boa

@mrowwww ౨ৎ girls. — nature

@hwaightme ౨ৎ pink!. — youra

@paradiqms ౨ৎ 雨のキモチ. — wasuta

@starrysvn ౨ৎ borderline. — one ok rock

@tubatu-wari-wari ౨ৎ touchin on my. — 3oh!3

@kitten4sannie ౨ৎ whore of babylon. — zheani

@chokchokk ౨ৎ you(=i). — bol4

@hee0soo ౨ৎ shadow. — seventeen

@joong-of-gold ౨ৎ ハルカ. — yoasobi

@armysantiny ౨ৎ 70億人の頭の上に風船を. — kikuo

@evilsailorsenshi ౨ৎ lumberjack. — tyler, the creator

@mundayoonimnida ౨ৎ viva la vida. — coldplay

@yunho-mp3 ౨ৎ nightmares. — set it off

i haven’t listened to some of these songs in years so i’m sorry if urs sucks lmao :p if u listened to any of these songs please let me know what you thought! and i love u guys have a great day <33

[martyrsfall]

his mother’s eyes ;

    ‘he stares down at the silent blue marble of     the earth and thinks of his sister, as he will     at every important moment of his life. he     doesn’t know this yet, but he senses it deep     down in his core. so much will happen, he     thinks, that i would want to tell you.’

                                   - celeste ng, everything i never told you

    His mother’s eyes had been his favourite place to hide as a boy. Whenever panic had riddled his form, it’s to the green hues he’d look, searching for comfort and love, for a sign that everything would be alright. And his searches would always be fruitful, his mother staring back into the brown of his own, a soft smile on her face as she hushed him, reassured him in only ways she could. A gentle brush of fingers over the top of his head, a small kiss upon his forehead. “There’s nothing to be afraid of,” she’d tell him, “nothing’s gonna hurt you, baby. I will never let them hurt you.” And he’d believe her, just like that, the thumping of his heart slowing down, the sweat that glossed his skin simply fading away. His mother said everything was fine, that he needn’t fear. And so, it would be. 

    Onyx and cruel is the most he could remember of them now, blackened with hatred as the horror inside her murdered every bit of light she had left. He hadn’t seen his father with the same look, too scared, too afraid to look up at the man behind him; his hero pushing the barrel of a gun against his head. He’d blocked it from memory, refused to revisit it even when his dreams brought the night his hopes had died back to haunt him. Zeke had idolized their life once, viewed hunters as if they were some kind of hero.

    He’d learned better.

    It’d taken months for Zeke to be able to look at Zoe again, her features bearing the same as their mother’s, her eyes just as green, just as gentle despite all they’d seen. It was too much to stare into them, seeing the woman that had raised him staring back, the woman he’d shot dead without mercy, without hesitance so soon before. 

    And even with so many years passing, Zeke still couldn’t do it for long. He’d give Zoe all the attention she needed in the world, but he could never truly meet her eyes, not really. A quick glance here and there before he focuses on the bridge of her nose, perhaps a stray hair hanging down upon her face, maybe her smile instead. 

    Perhaps it was the fear if he looked too long, he’d see her change too.

    Leaning over the engine of the car, Zeke wipes his hands on his shirt, the oil and grime leaving dark and slick lines across the fabric. It was routine maintenance now, a little bit of TLC for a home that had carried him for thousands of miles. She was an old girl, beat up and battered in more ways than one and if the world was right, perhaps she’d of been retired by now. If he’s honest, he’d considered it more than once before Zoe had gone missing, but after, he hadn’t the heart to part with the only thing he had left connecting him to her. 

    It doesn’t stop him from talking shit to the old thing though, standing straight with a shake of his head. “Fuckin’ thing,” he grumbles, reaching up to grab the hood, slamming it down with a loud bang of frustration. “I just fixed you. Why you gotta fuck with me now, huh?” He taps a tire with his foot, crossing his arms over his chest in some stance of defiance. “We’re gonna fall out one of these days, I’m tellin’ you--”

    “Ezekiel.” 

    “Jesus fucking christ.” The hunter, for all his bravado and confidence, quite literally almost jumps a foot in the air, hairs on the back of his neck standing on end like some frightened cat. He spins on heel to find Zoe and he places a hand on his chest, the other pointing at his sister with a huff of breath. “You scared the shit outta me, what the hell Zo.” He doubles over slightly, puts his hands on his thighs as he steadies himself. It’s playful, a tad dramatic and childish. It’s a curious thing, however, how she’d managed to sneak up on him though. The courtyard made every footstep sound loud and clear to the hunter, able to hear someone approaching before they’d even made it outside. Zoe hadn’t made a single sound. He could hardly hear her breathing, even now as she stood so close.

    “Ezekiel,” Zoe says again, her tone far more serious, his name leaving her lips so sharp it surprises him. The look on her face is enough to bring his little display to an end, standing taller again, the protective big brother side of him settling into place. Had something else happened within the house? He couldn’t say he’d noticed. He couldn’t even say he’d been paying attention. Every part of him simply didn’t want to. But now? He can’t drag the worry away, put the job to bed. Had he ever given it up so easily like that? When did he start letting his guard down like this? 

    “What’s wrong?” Zeke asks, his brows furrowing slightly as Zoe’s expression ceases to give anything more away, her features... empty, lacking the life and determination they usually carried. 

    “It’s your fault,” Zoe tells him, “everything is your fault.” 

    Zeke’s expression hardens, his eyes looking to his sister’s in search of something more than emptiness and accusations. “Zo, I don’t--”      “You let them die. Why didn’t you do something?”     “Who? Zo I--”     “Why didn’t you find me, Ezekiel?” 

    Brows furrow, watching Zoe closely. This wasn’t... like her. Sure, there had been times when she’d questioned the things he’d done. Maybe at one time, there’d been resentment there, rightfully so, for killing their mother. But somewhere along the line, she’d understood. She’d accepted it, perhaps even forgiven him.

    She says his name again, his full name, and it’s now that Zeke notices how she holds herself differently, how the tone of her voice isn’t the sound of his adoring baby sister looking to him like he’s her hero. Zoe never called him ‘Ezekiel’. Ever. And so a hand moves slowly to the pistol holstered at his side, eyes narrowing towards the woman in front of him, a question hanging on his lips. One he never gets the chance to voice, for Zoe answers it for him first with her eyes.

    Black; the colour of coal. Cruel and onyx, void of all the love she’d ever showed him.

    His mother’s eyes.

    “Ezekiel, where have you been? Where were you?” she asks him, taking a few steps forward, a wide grin on her face, one too cruel to belong to Zoe. “Where were you when I needed you the most?” 

    It’s a sickening thing, to draw a weapon on his sister without hesitation, the hunter in him and the reflexes from years of training and fighting kicking in. He points the gun at Zoe, the safety already off, finger hovering over the trigger in steady hands. His body knows how to work. It’s muscle memory and experience. His mind, however, is falling apart. 

    Not again. Not again. Don’t do this to me again.

    “Let her go,” he says, his voice wavering, gravelly and lacking the fierce confidence it usually had. It betrays him, showing his fear. “Let my sister go. There’s more than enough bodies in there for you to take, goddammit, let her go.”

    “No.” 

    Zeke had given up on God a long time ago, standing within a church in the middle of no where, candlelight dancing upon the dark walls. All his life, he had questioned, had wondered if there was more to all of this, more than the demons and the monsters he’d dedicated his entire being to killing. 

    He had prayed to the man on the moon when his father had died, standing beside his mother as they burned his corpse in a lonely, abandoned field. He could still feel his father’s blood sticking to his face, the splatter from his mother’s shot drowning him in red. He’d asked then, watching the fires lick and consume his father’s body, that God watch over them. He’d begged Him not to take his mother too, to let his sister grow up. ‘Please let us live,’ he’d asked, ‘please.’ 

    He’d prayed when he murdered his mother; a shot between the eyes just like she’d taught him. He’d asked the heavens for forgiveness, asked him to let his mother know that he loved her, that he never wanted to do it. That he’d had to, that it was the only way to keep Zoe safe. 

    For all the jobs his mother had given him, protecting Zoe was the most important one. “Keep her safe, Zeke,” she’d said the day she was born, pressing a kiss against his forehead. “Promise me.”     “I promise,” he’d whispered back, Zoe in his arms, looking down upon the newborn like she was some kind of angel. He’d murmured the promise into the soft tufts of hair on her head over and over, swearing he’d never let anything hurt her. 

    And then, Zoe left him too. 

    “God has plans for us all, my son,” the Father had told him, placing a hand upon Zeke’s shoulder like his words would mean anything, like he could find comfort within the church, standing before a statue of Christ who held his arms wide open, as if he were welcoming him home. “You must have faith.”      “Fuck his plans,” Zeke had snarled back like a rabid animal, something ugly and unkind. “He doesn’t deserve my faith.” 

    But now, in this moment, it’s all the man can give. Because that’s simply all he is, isn’t it? A man with a burden that sits too heavy upon his shoulders. A man thrust into a life that, perhaps at one time, he’d of been happy to live, where he’d looked to hunters as heroes, defenders of the weak, destroyers of monsters. Please. Please help me, Zeke begged in his head, watching how his sister began to approach, power crackling at her fingertips. Power that wasn’t hers. Please don’t make me do this.

    “This is how it ends,” Zoe -- no -- the demon cooed, laughter in its voice, “this is how it will always end. It began with you, Ezekiel, and it will end with you.” 

    Please. Please God, don’t make me do this.

    “Zoe--” He rests his finger on the trigger, tells himself the same thing he told himself the night he killed his mother. ‘She wouldn’t want to hurt anyone. She wouldn’t want to hurt you. She’d ask you to do this. She’d understand.’

    “If you can hear me--” Zeke continues as Zoe raises her hands, dark energy flooding to her finger tips. He feels his chest begin to tighten, his breath catching in his throat.

    No, no no no, don’t make me do this. Please. Oh God, please.

    “I’ll find you again. I’ll always find you.”

    Please. I’m begging you. Don’t make me do this.

    Zoe grins, raises her hand, rushes towards him to attack.

    Please.

    “I love you, Zo.”

    Zeke doesn’t hear the gunshot, doesn’t feel the way his finger squeezes the trigger one, two times. The world moves in slow motion around him. The bullets leave the barrel of the gun in flashes, move through the air in line with each other, find the space between Zoe’s eyes. He watches the crimson burst from the back of her head in a a cloud, falling like soft rain behind her. The black in her eyes shift back to green, the dark taking the light of life that lingered for the briefest second with it. 

    She falls backwards, and Zeke drops his gun.

    He catches her, because he would always catch her and falls to his knees with her in his arms. She’s limp, something warm running down his arm, her hair wet and slick. A trickle of red bleeds from the hole in her forehead, the hole he’d put there and Zeke looks down upon her face and into those eyes.     His mother’s eyes.     Zoe’s eyes.

    Dead.

    A pained sob filled with anguish rips from Zeke’s throat as he pulls his little sister closer, holding her against him, tucking head beneath his chin, the tears falling from his eyes dripping down onto her cheeks. He wails, the sobs wracking his form, cries her name over and over whilst he rocks her back and forth in his arms. She lays still within his grasp, doesn’t protest to how tightly he hangs onto her.

    ‘Gotta breathe, Zeke.’

    So breathe. Come back. Come back. Come back--

    She doesn’t, and he’s left alone again. She’s another body, another name on the list of people he’d killed, murdered, hadn’t been able to save. Now, he had the blood of his entire family staining his skin, their deaths his fault. 

    Zeke tilts his head back and lets out an agonizing scream. 

[cattles-bians]

damie vibecca exes au part 20

post directory

obsetress: ok but when they first meet

obsetress: at that bar on whatever night or whatever

obsetress: when dani and viola are talking

obsetress: viola's waving her hand around as she says something and dani's staring and then totally out of nowhere:

obsetress: "wanna compare hands?"

obsetress: "what?"

obsetress: "lemme see your hand"

obsetress: and dani is grabbing one of vi's with both of hers and pulling it towards her "like this"

obsetress: and then dani's pressing their palms together and viola's raising an eyebrow and dani just GRINS and then even once they lower their hands back to the bar, neither of them move away

em: dani is SO bold i would die for her

obsetress: god same

obsetress: dani keeps glancing down at them as they're talking and she is NOT subtle

obsetress: viola catches her every time

em: maybe dani gets a smidge of smthn on the corner of her mouth and viola...

obsetress: viola pulls her hand away and dani blinks and her brows do that lil thing but then viola's murmuring "here" and grazing her thumb along the corner of dani's mouth

obsetress: dani squeaks

em: love when dani gets out dani’d

obsetress: viola's like "sorry, was that... was that okay?" and dani just swallows and nods with big shining eyes and then vi kinda hesitates and (they've been talking for a couple hours at this point, touchin hands and obv v into each other) lets her thumb graze across dani's bottom lip and she murmurs "what about that?" and dani's eyes flutter shut

obsetress: cut to: them making out in the bathroom

obsetress: no um

obsetress: thinking about vi and dani's first kiss and like

obsetress: maybe like right after that up there vi's leaning in closer and i think she. asks dani "can i kiss you?" and dani's whispering "please" and then they're kissing all soft and THEN cut to: them making out in the bathroom and one of them slamming back against the door and kissing hard

em: dani whispering please…

em: also the smash cut between um nervous anticipation and SLAMMING against a door is so funny to me

em: sums them up

obsetress: RIGHT

obsetress: it's so good i love them

obsetress: i cant decide like

obsetress: because i don't think vi would be so rough with dani at first as to shove her hard against a door and i DO think dani would be shoving her against the door and her tongue down her throat first chance she gets

obsetress: but i think vi prob flips them p quick

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em: i am. creasing thinking abt dani having to rename all of violas contacts like STOP FUCKING UR EX

obsetress: STOP FUCKING UR EX lskfjakdlsfjsd even BETTER

obsetress: edit the tumblr post coward

em: obsetress: no um dani definitely calls the landline once and viola's like "HELLO?" and dani's like "hi?" and viola's so glad to hear her dumb voice but she's still like "dani, why are you..." and dani's like "well... i, uh... i... i was... and then i..."

obsetress: anyway they have phone sex on the landline

em: CRYIN

em: danis blocked all of vis numbers except the landline shes down Bad

obsetress: yeah,

obsetress: (dani still comes over after)

em: unstoppable force (danis thirst) meet immovable object (violas stubbornness)

obsetress: just imagining like

obsetress: i mean either after this or at literally any other time

obsetress: dani and viola laying side by side in vi's bed catching their breath immediately after and viola's just like

obsetress: "you have the libido of a teenage boy"

obsetress: and dani's head just flops to the side to look at her and she just GRINS

em: dani makes some quip abt um

em: danis like i read somewhere women don’t hit their sexual peak until their 40s or something and violas like (extremely tersely) i’m 35

obsetress: SCREECH

obsetress: dani "no, i... i know, i wasn't–– i was just––"

obsetress: viola can't stay pressed w her

em: dani tryna explain her way outta that one i’m

em: dani has never once seen violas drivers license nor ID

obsetress: "i was just... saying, because, you know, i mean... for me, i'm... you know, i'm only ever getting more..." (flush, head duck, grin up through her lashes) "you know. and i'm getting older, so i was just... thinking. for me, i mean. thinking for me"

em: dani; also i give WAY better head than a teenage boy

obsetress: viola biting her lip, grinning, melting because how could you not? and then dani kinda stops in her tracks and her brows pinch together and she tilts her head at viola "i'm... a lot better at going down on you than a teenage boy though, right? i think i am" (long pause) "i hope i am"

obsetress: anyway viola laughs and tugs dani over n on top of her "i wouldn't know" and dani does her lil nervous laugh and is like "yeah, you're right, i guess not" "but" and dani's face lights up and viola continues "i think you probably are. and you're definitely up there" and dani just GRINS

obsetress: her head is back between vi's legs not three minutes later

em: dani talks big game n then like immediately double checks for validation

em: it’s an important part of her character growth!!!

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em: ok more ‘viola has been doing this lesbian thing for longer than jamie realises’ content but like

em: perhaps she has a whole lot of ear piercings that she just never wears

em: and then one day she’s like gosh gotta make sure these don’t heal over and jamies like

em: hey what the fuck

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obsetress: um suddenly had a thought

obsetress: viola tattoos

em: oh

obsetress: yeah, like um

obsetress: vi wouldn't have heaps and they'd be hidden bc Propriety but

em: hidden tattoos my beloved

em: all tattoos my beloved

em: i mean defs has like. the date and coordinates of isabels birth somewhere

em: but um! hmm

em: haha violets

obsetress: THE ISABEL THING WAS THE FIRST THING I WAS GONNA SAY

obsetress: violets are very vi tho like

obsetress: shade plant yk

em: under the tit

obsetress: I WAS GONNA SAY UNDER THE TIT

obsetress: GET OUTTA MY HEAD

obsetress: ok it has to be canon then if we both thought it

em: it’s canon!!

em: hmm what else

em: i think viola and dani have belly button piercings but like they got them separately

obsetress: omg when did they each get theirs

em: hmmmmmm

em: i mean wild child rich heiress viola (untapped potential here won’t lie)

obsetress: wild child rich heiress viola/boarding school wild child dani au

em: oh my god

em: viola defs went to a boarding school and dani n her commiserate over it

em: viola gets it done while she’s in highschool

em: dani post eddie break up

em: like symbolically reclaiming herself deal

em: doing things for Her

obsetress: YES

obsetress: i was gonna say vi highschool dani college

em: YES

em: idk what tattoos dani would get but am thinking abt viola holding her hand while she’s getting a tattoo or piercing done bc she’s braver than ppl think but Also

obsetress: vi holding dani's hand and telling her how good a job she's doing

obsetress: dani kissing vi's tattoos

obsetress: super fascinated even though shes seen them a hundred times

em: danis like haha and what’s this one mean (plants a big old smooch)

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obsetress: Shananigans402: dani putting on 4 inch heels and being so content that she's finally her girlfriend's height and then viola kisses her before putting on 6 inch heels with a smug little grin

obsetress: i––

em: oh my god shannon

obsetress: oh shes on one

obsetress: Shananigans402: dani starts keeping things on a high shelf in her place just so she can ask viola to reach up to get them down for her

obsetress: i was talking to shan abt the shelf thing

obsetress: and i played myself i think

obsetress: because now i literally cannot stop thinking

obsetress: dani putting the strap on the top shelf in her closet "baby 🥺 can you get it 🥺"

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[em note: once again it is the time honored timezone tradition of either sending ur friend something really good or really fucked up b4 they go to sleep]

em: what about

em: jamie and dani laying in bed after brunch w violas excessive amount of ear jewellery and jamies like ‘those were cool. i want some’ and danis like ‘with ur tiny lil ears??’ and jamies like ‘well. yeah…’ and danis like well. if u wanna. i think one would be cute here (mwah) and here (mwah) or maybe here (mwah)

em: ticklish jamie. that is my lil idea

obsetress: im Soft

em: thankyou

em: em softsbians

em: what was ur lil idea

obsetress: oh

obsetress: not obsoftress

obsetress: but um

em: look i was really hoping i could make it hornier but alas sometimes the idea is soft

em: can’t force the horny

obsetress: i will do my job n delivery the horny for u i suppose

obsetress: it's a hard job but somebody's gotta do it!

em: it’s a thankless job!

obsetress: dani, sneaking up behind viola to wrap her arms around her waist and bury her face between her shoulder blades: baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

obsetress: dani, laying on the bed, staring up at her, panting: baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

obsetress: dani, pulling away mid-heated makeout, half naked, still grinding into vi even tho they're not kissing anymore without even realizing it: baby baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

obsetress: dani, catching her breath after her first orgasm, letting her head flop to the side to look over at vi: baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

em: insatiable dani clayton my beloved

obsetress: thank you i agree

obsetress: something about dani calling vi baby also........................

em: oh i love dani calling vi baby SO MUCH

em: fucked up that dani clayton is potentially just the right height to motorboat vi pretty much whenever

em: sappho may u plant ur self face first into the breast of ur tender gf or whatever

em: dani: haha i’m so short i can’t reach it. can u lift me

obsetress: vi sees thru all of dani's little tricks but entertains them anyway

obsetress: because she knows shes gonna get to rail her at the end of them

em: dani being a little shit is foreplay actually clayton

em:

[knives-out20]

TiO - Bobby & The Buddies

Fandom: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (2019)

Pairing: Bobby Brightside (OC) x Cliff Booth, StarBeep, DeepSpace,

Warnings: This is normal procedure now, Swearing, Faggotry, Gay shit idk, Homosexual tendencies, Another weird dark joke,

Notes: a ha ha...enjoy. Song used is TiO by Zayn. Dolly is an OC that belongs to my buddy, Dio.

Dedicated To: @mori-ohs​

Bobby practically put his lips against his mic, crooning into it. “I can taste it on your mouth, and I can’t leave it. You’re a freak like me- can’t you see? We can work this something out, and I’m believin’...You get off on me, it’s like cheating” he shrugged, pulling away to let Deep take control of the song he mainly wrote himself- Bobby helped with the sound of it, but the lyrics were all him.

“I, I, I, I just want to watch you when you take it off” Deep purred, eyes falling softly closed. His fingers strummed against his guitar as he saw fit, just like how he planned. “Take off all your makeup, baby, take it off-”

Bobby and Beep caught each other glanced over at Ace. “You know?” Bobby mouthed to him.

“You do too?” Beep mouthed back.

“Did I not yell ‘hypocrite’ the other day?”

“Take off all your clothes, and watch you take it off~”

“Fair” Beep mouthed, shrugging.

Bobby, Deep, and Beep sang “take if off, take it off, baby, just take it off” twice, Deep controlling the next verse.

“Push me up against the wall, don’t take it easy” Deep grabbed his mic stand, shaking his head. “You like it hard like me...it’s what you need” he scoffed, smirk just about noticeable.

“Nice song?” Peep asked, appearing by Ace.

“Let’s get naked and explore, our inner secrets. For what it is,”

Ace crossed his arms, looking down at him. “Surprising coming from you- doesn’t your brother singing like that make you uncomfortable?”

“It’s what it is.”

“I mean, duh” Peep playfully rolled his eyes. “But, you gotta suck it up. You’re in a band with family, can’t get in the way of the fact that you’re in a band, full stop.”

Ace nodded in agreement.

Peep looked up at him, wondering if he truly was unaware that the song’s main element was the fact that Deep wrote it about him.

Deep repeated the chorus, Damien taking on the next line.

AKA, “Take it off, take it off, baby just take it off.”

Bobby carried on with “take it off, take it off, just-”

“Take it off, take it off, baby just take it off- take it off, baby just take it off” Deep sang, a hint of genuine pleading in his voice. His eyes were still closed, who knows what was happening behind his eyelids?

“Ow!” Bobby exclaimed, the Buddies giggling all around him.

“He always do that?” Gene asked, appearing beside Peep.

Peep jumped, holding Ace’s arm as if he was gonna protect her.

Ace grinned.

“Uh- yea. Either to make us laugh, or if it’s part of a- of a suggestive song- like this one. It’s kinda his thing, y’know?”

Gene looked her up and down, nodding and walking off.

“God.” Peep sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. “Sorry, Ace.”

“No worries, Peep” Ace pat her head.

Deep straightened out his fingers, trailing them slowly up his microphone stand in a suggestive manner. “I just can’t wait, to see it all- I’m so turned on.”

“And it’s all mine” Bobby purred.

“I just can’t wait, to see it all- I’m so turned on” Deep riffed ‘on’, Peep, Bobby, and Beep catching Ace’s impressed expression from behind his excessive makeup. 

Deep delivered the final chorus, the other men of the Buddies taking on vocalizations, echoes, and backing vocals. He panted silently when he finished, hearing Frankie tap his drumstick together in applaud.

Ace joined in, with actual applaud. “Sick shit, Deep!” He called.

Deep chuckled, turning to look over his shoulder. “Ah, thanks” he nodded, the attention from the others slowly leaking off of him and onto other things. “Hey, Ace, wanna hear something?”

“You know it” Ace grinned, pointing at Deep with both pointer fingers. He walked towards Deep, towering over the man because of his platformed boots.

“I went to the store to buy some condoms. When I went to the checkout, the lady asked me, do I need a paper bag? I said ‘no, I’ll just turn out the lights.’“

Ace exploded in hyena-like laughter, some of the Buddies laughing along because they overheard. He doubled over, grabbing Deep’s shoulder to help him keep steady.

Deep looked at Ace’s hand on his shoulder, blushing lightly. Slowly, he put his hand over Ace’s to ‘keep it from slipping’, if he were to get asked why. 

Ace put his other hand on Deep’s other shoulder, pushing on them to help him stand back up. “Wow, man- wow,” he panted, dumbed down to a fit of giggles. “You ‘n’ your siblings really know your shit, huh? Joke-making and lyric-writing...what more could anyone want?”

Deep got his hopes up with that, eyes going slightly wide. “Wow, I mean- I dunno. Charisma? Looks? Good in the sack?”

Ace shrugged. “If you can make someone laugh, there’s a chance that’ll be all you need.”

Deep felt his hopes reach as high up as the heavens. “Y’think so?”

“I know so. Hey, you should tell that to your brother. He tryin’ so hard to get to Starchild? Crack a joke or two, funny is sexy.”

Deep nodded obediently, “yea, sure, I’ll tell ‘im.”

“Good boy” Ace purred, patting Deep’s head and walking away.

Deep watched, same as always. Blue eyes trailing from the broad shoulders of Ace’s silly spaceman outfit, to dangerously loitering around his narrow waist.

“Snap out of it” Maria scoffed, shoving Deep.

Deep rolled his eyes. He turned around, seeing Beep talking to Starchild a way’s away from the stage.

“How’s your lil’ crushy-dushy going?” Bobby giggled, chin on Deep’s shoulder.

“‘Crushy-dushy’?”

 Bobby platonically kissed Deep’s cheek. “Uh-huh, and ‘crushy-bushy’ for Beep. I need a name as stupid as the idea that you two fell for a couple of our employers. Why can’t you be more like your sister-”

“Like I haven’t heard that enough in my life-”

“Shut up,” Bobby snickered, dragging out the ‘u’ in ‘up’. “Anyways, Derek, why can’t Benji and you be more like her, and simply be scared shitless of Gene, leaving him for Dolly to take care of?”

Deep scoffed. “Rats, my bad for falling for people using the feelings I can’t fuckin’ control. Whatever shall I do?” He dramatically apologized.

Bobby kissed his teeth, playing with the tassels on his jacket. “Steal a pair of my gogo boots-”

“You have more than one?”

“You don’t?” Bobby jokingly shot back. “Steal a pair and be closer to Ace’s height. Simple.”

“Then what?”

“Well, start playin’ this new single and start feelin’ and touchin’ and kissin’ and-”

“Okay, okay, I don’t need to hear what a usual night between you and Cliff is like” Deep teased.

“Oh, fuck you.”

“No thank you.”

“I’d shove you but clearly, I’m not the one you want pushing you against walls, eh?”

“...Touche.”

“Push me up against the wall” Bobby crooned as he turned around, smiling as he watched Ace talk to Peter. “Ace’s my favourite, but don’t tell the others that I said that. You made a good choice. Now you just gotta catch it.”

“I know that.”

Bobby turned Deep to face him. “I believe in ya, Deep. Honestly. I believe in you ‘n’ Beep almost as much as I believe in Cliff ‘n’ me. Cliff ‘n’ me, we’re eternal. I believe in us more than anyone and anything in the universe. You understand, don’t cha?”

Deep nodded. “Yea, I do. Each time I see that ring he got for ya, I do.”

Bobby waved his left hand in front of Deep’s face, remembering their first conversation about it.

Bobby hopped into the the seat behind the passenger seat of Frankie’s car. ”Onward, ho!” He exclaimed, his buddies hollering along as they drove down the street. ”What’s on the plate today, prostitutes?”

Penelope, aka Peep, leaned back in the passenger seat. ”We’re hitting the roads today, doing whatever in between, and ending it off on some good ol’ cliff jumping. Kapeesh?”

Bobby nodded obediently. ”Vague, exciting. Very fresh.” He counted heads, “where’s Maria?”

Benji, aka Beep, sucked his teeth. ”On a date. Some guy named, uh, Jim? James? Heck if I know” he shrugged.

Derek, aka Deep, sat between Beep and Bobby. ”Speaking of dates, I heard someone finally tamed the wild and chaotic Bobby D. Brightside~” he teased, nudging Bobby.

“No, no, no. Someone finally tamed Cliff goddamn Booth, that’s the feat” Beep corrected. ”The dude’s a unit, and you’re telling me he popped a nice ‘n’ shiny ring for for a scrawny motherfucker from Baltimore?”

Bobby smiled sweetly, blushing at the mere thought of Cliff..

“Aw, rats- we lost Bobby. Hey! Earth to Bobby!” Deep called, nudging him.

“Eh?”

“You were gone for a second. Got a Cliff-induced smile.”

“That happens, y’know that. You got an Ace-induced grin yourself. Like how Beep’s got a Starchild-smile.”

“Well...You’re right, but Jesus, you didn’t have to say it.”

Bobby laughed. “I know y’both mean well, I do. Just...tread lightly, alright? Love in the world of rock ‘n’ roll can prove to be dangerous at times, no matter the people involved” he sucked his teeth. “And trust me, people can do some...weird shit, for love” Bobby winced. “I happen know from experience” he added, remembering the adrenaline rush he got from the night he strangled Billie Booth, in that fateful alleyway, on the fateful night that he got away with her murder.

And to this day, not a single person knows he killed her. No one. Not Cliff, Rick, the Buddies, KISS, MJ, Dolly, Soup, Emil, Floyd, Bruce, no one. And it’s gonna stay that way.

“Don’t- Don’t fall into that weird, scary pit. Okay? Same goes for Beep” Bobby asked, pointing over at Beep and waving at him.

Deep arched a brow, but decided not to ask any questions. 

Bobby hasn’t been very secretive about his past, so anything he hasn’t told the Buddies, Deep assumed it must be something too personal.

Deep understands that. He nodded. “Got it, Bobster.”

Bobby smiled, patting Deep’s cheek. “Atta boy, Deep.”

[saoildorcha]

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING SO PEOPLE KNOW HOW SHIPS WORK ON YOUR BLOG

WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE? :

Yunji:  Really just. Yunji/cute girls. Yunji/Natasha is super cute though.

Naoto:  Naoto/Kanji. IT’S CUTE LET ME LIVE.

Kaenea:  I think I have only ever seriously shipped her with two people, both of whom are OCs. At the moment I have a difficult time picturing her with anyone who isn’t Salrion.

Rohan:  have i ever told y’all about rohan and hana/d.va’s long and ridiculous romance because it’s a thing on discord and also the only ship i have ever written for him. otherwise i ship rohan/getting punched in the face

Guy:  Guy/Marian is fun when it’s not awful. Guy/Robin is just hilarious. Guy/Robin/Marian would solve a lot of problems in canon.

Fenris:  Fenris/Wine Hahah no just kidding it’s definitely Fenhawke okay. But really I just ship him with being happy. Let broody elf be hAPPY.

Jack: I ship Jack with getting his fucking act together.

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE? :

Really depends on the age of the characters, because a ten year age gap between a 30 and 40 year old is not as big a deal as, say, the difference between an 18 year old and a 28 year old. Context is everything. Most of my characters I try to ship with people closer to their own age.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING? :

Yes, for lots of reasons. I really need someone to just click with me before I can write it, I guess. Also some characters (esp. people like Rohan, Fenris and Kaenea) are REALLY hard to write romantically with a bunch of people. And the one person who isn’t (Jack) is just hard to write in general so. Why do I do this to myself.

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NS/FW?

Touchin’ butts is probably a good place to fade to black I’m sure. Idk I don’t have to worry about people looking over my shoulder and I don’t write smut threads on Tumblr so WHO KNOWS.

WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH?

OH GOSH YEAH. Listen I am very open with stuff for the most part, so.

ANY NOTPS? :

UHHHHHHHH i’m not sure??? The only that springs to mind off the top of my head os Josuke/Rohan, which exists for some reason.

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU? :

Pls

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP? :

Often. I know I said I find it hard to write ships BUT I DO LOVE WRITING THEM.

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?

Yes. There might be instances where I decide to singleship at some point, but for now everyone is multiship.

ARE YOU SHIP-OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS? :

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM? :

im in at least 3. yu/rise, solevellan (SHUT), and aiden/clara. god.

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU? :

"hi sionn, i see u write this chara,,,,,,, and i think,,,,,,,,,,, it’d be great,,,,,,,,,,, if they smooched mine,,,,,,,,,,, js,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,”

TAGGED BY:  @circlefled

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[katiemonz]

Heya! I saw a think legit months ago about Scourge bein real touch starved & people falling asleep on his shoulder n such!? Could you talk more about that bc that's adorable as heck man! Like, someone just grabbing his hand in excitement or hugging him from the side?! :0 Thank!

Scourge was never one for hugs. It makes sense, he figures, since he never had any friends or loved ones until recently. But still, it bears repeating: he probably hasn’t been hugged since he was a child. No pats on the back, no side hugs or half hugs or anything of the sort. Well, there was that one big group hug after they defeated the Time Eater and sent the kids home, the one where he bawled like a baby, but that was a highly emotional time. He figures it’s just a fluke.

But nope. No, he’s playing video games with Amy at her place, some co-op thing, and they beat a level they’ve been stuck on for 45 minutes. Amy freaks out, screams a little, wraps her arms around his chest, and he can feel the shivers run up his spine like a cold front. He has a brief moment of panic–she’s hugging me, what is with the butterflies in my stomach, I’m not into her so why does this feel so good–and then it’s over, Amy’s hands are back on her controller and she’s picking the next level.

He lets out a breath that he didn’t even realize he was holding and tries to focus back on the game, but he can still feel a tremor in his ribs. It’s a while before it passes. He’s almost sad that they don’t get stuck on a level like that again.

Scourge doesn’t know what to think of that hug. Chalks it up to excitement and relief at finally beating that damn game. He manages to forget about it, at least until Sonic pesters him into going to the workshop for a movie night a week later. Tails is curled up in an armchair, Sonic is sitting on the arm of the couch like a weirdo, and Zonic and Scourge are sitting on the couch itself, close to one another so they can easily bring up memes on their phones to silently share.

While Scourge is ignoring the movie (something about dinosaurs) and scrolling through his phone, Zonic leans into him to show him a short video. And it happens again. The world slows down, he feels that contact, and he just. Melts. He doesn’t mean to, but he sinks in his seat, leans right back into Zonic, and wonders once again what the fuck is wrong with him. Is he going nuts? He never used to want people to get all touchy-feely with him. First Amy, and now Z? The hell?

“You good?” Zonic asks when Scourge slumps in his seat, completely oblivious to the electricity engulfing Scourge’s whole side. The green hedgehog nods.

“Yeah, just–” Scourge starts, and then he clears his throat because dear Chaos that was a hell of a voice crack– “Just gettin’ comfy.” Ugh, this is embarrassing. He hates when people touch him! Why’s he getting all melty?

He sends Zonic a text once they both go back to watching the movie, because he’ll be damned if he mentions this out loud. But Chaos, he needs answers.

Scourge: hey dont freak out but like

Scourge: when u started leanin on me just now?? it felt… good? and i thought i didnt like people touchin me but

Scourge: idk same thing happened with ames last week, she hugged me and it felt like my body did a loop de loop

Zonic: ?? Maybe youre changing your mind abt that stuff

Scourge: maybe??? idfk all i know is that i got the shivers. like the good kind. sorry this is probably weird as FUUUUUCK

Zonic: Nah man u just sound touch starved to me

Scourge: ??? explain

Zonic: Your body isnt getting enough friendly touch. U know, hugs and stuff

Scourge: thats a thing that can happen?? ?

Zonic: Yea

Scourge: no wonder it feels so fuckin nice, ive been goin thru a hug drought

Scourge: cept for u nerds and fiona? i think the last hug i got was from my mom before she croaked

Scourge: like, when i was 7

Zonic: Oh yikes

Zonic: Dont worry man Im on the case. Its leaning time

Just then Zonic leans all the way into Scourge’s side, head on shoulder and arm on arm. The weight leaves a warm feeling in Scourge’s chest, and he thinks that maybe Zonic has a point. What else would that feeling be, the warmth of friendship?? No, that sounds dumb. Way dumber than “touch starved.” At least he has something to look up when he goes home later.

Scourge: ty

Scourge: for this. and also for tellin me that this is kinda normal

Zonic: Np, happens to all of us. Chaos knows its happened to me

Zonic: Now shut up, some of us actually care what happens in this movie

Scourge: the dinosaur dies at the end, ive already seen it :P

Zonic gasps. “Asshole!” he cries out, giving Scourge a harsh shove with his elbow. Sonic and Tails look at them, see them both smiling, and don’t ask. Once he’s done, Zonic leans back into Scourge’s side, and Scourge proceeds to melt into a puddle in the corner of the couch.

The movie ends and the dinosaur doesn’t even die. Zonic swears vengeance for the cruelty he’s been put through at the hands of these lies. Scourge is too busy smiling to care.

[missfinefeather]

I keep hitting post before I finish the page, so have another shop! ^^;;;

TG: its not like im lobbyin for you to hook me up with a whole mess of fuckin babbies TG: or thats im holding on to any such delsusion thats even a remote possibility..... 

It’s weird how opposite she is from Rose.

God, could you imagine if they were closer. She tries to get her to talk about guys and she keeps going on and on about lovecraftian horrors with vagina mouths.

Seriously, go back and look at the snow abominations towards the end of Act 5, they looked a lot like Vaginas.

TT: What does le sign actually mean in this context? TG: oh come on TT: Come on what? TG: LE SIGN IS UNIVERSALLY UNDERSTOOT TO MEAN TOO BAD HES GAY YOU DELIBERABLY OBTUSE DUNDERFUCK 

She thinks Dirk is gay?

Hmmmmmmm... Is she thinking that because he like ponies, or has he shown genuine tendencies before?

TG: ok but terminology aside i dont think im off base! TT: I don't see how it has to be a thing. TG: i rly think its an actual thing bro TT: Once upon a time, sure. TT: But the world has changed a lot. 

Wait... so he’s not denying it? Is this canon?

TG: its a thing beaucase if it wasnt a thing then u wouldnt be all like........... TT: All like what? TG: well wantin nothing to do w me 4 starties 

Oh, okay, she thinks he’s gay because he’s not into her...

So, worse than thinking he’s gay because he’s into ponies.

Stereotyping is bad in general, but there’s some selfishness in that... And Rose did that too, but she was clearly joking and it felt like Dave was in on the joke.

TT: Don't be ridiculous. TT: I have more to do with you than any dude could possibly bargain for. TT: And I like it just fine. 

Well! Okay then! Canon ship I guess! Unless if it sinks later...

I am recognizing some parallels here though... I wonder if this is going to go the way of Fereri and Eridan (the relationship part, not the murder part.) They sort of have an unbalanced Moirails deal happening.

TG: what aint gonna get slept offis the fact that i still dont think we should be touchin this bs witch game w a 20 foot 3dent TG: we both know her plans need us to 

Sadly, it’s already happened, you’re already here, and the meteors the game caused for you is already on their way. There’s no avoiding it anymore...

TT: We settled this too. She'll believe everything eventually. TT: Why bother working so hard to convince her? 

Because she’s attached her ego to it, so now Jane’s denial hurts.

TG: do u know how misrable it is for your bff to doubt you TG: when you tell her your mom is dead 

Wait, is Rose dead? 0.0

TT: That the potential this game provides for their resurrection is what motivated you to investigate it in the first place?

Their... Are all of them dead already? D:

How the fuck did that happen?

Wait, is this why I’ve seen images of the beta kids as sprites online? God, I thought that was a fanon AU...

[realizashuns]

my suitemates are killlllinggg me they don’t know when to mind their own business I’ve never had more than 4 items in the sink it’s either a cup and utensils or a bowl and utensils I️ always wash my pot or pan cause I️ already know it doesn’t fit in the sink!

so

I️ cooked rice and put it in my bowl and put the pan to the side. I️ wanted to eat before doing my dishes duh who does that I️ was hungry. So I️ go to my desk in my room so I️ don’t have to eat in silence, while my suitemate who was cooking was talking to her friend who was visiting, in the kitchen as well. So I️ eat mind my own business and go back out to do my dishes after an like an hour and this bich put my pan in the sink!

A WEEK Prior TO THIS SHE HAD PUT MY PAN IN THE SINK WHEN I️ HAD PUT IT TO THE SIde AND THEN HAD THE NERVE TO TeXT ME //WHILE I️ WAS EATING DEJAVU AMIRTE// AND ASK Me TO WASH MY DISHES BECASUE THEYRE IN THE WAY AND CANT DO HER OWN DISHES

WMmMmMmmm I️ WON d eeR WhOo DIDNT PUT IT IN THE SINK FOR THAT EXACT REASON hmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I played it like an adult that time and owned up and said I️ was eating and I’d do them in a bit and suggested she perHaps move them on the counter wheEre we have spAce beCAAUse iTs a couNter

now 3 weeks after her sending me reminder texts to do my dishes.... she can honestly suck it I’m now paranoid and I️ do my dishes as I️ cook and wash all my dishes before I️ eat and put them away after they dry for like 30 AND TODAY the other suitemate (her roommate) asked me if I️ was going to cook dinner?? And I️ was like uh idk I️ might get food outside but I️ might cook it’s 50/50 /I️ live here I️ use the kitchen?/ then she said she was gonna clean everything and to keep it clean after I️ cook LIKE UM WHAT HAVE I️ BEEN DOING THIS WHOLE FUCKIN TIME?? DO U SEE ANY OF MY SHIET OUT? DO U SEE MY HAIR ON THE GROUND? No biche is all u I️ see your dishes on the rack I️ see your dishes in the sink I️ see your long ass booty touchin curly ass hair EVERYWHEre

and ur gonna tell me to clean after myself? bruh im done they are tESTIN me. I️ swear 😩 like please clean up after YOURself me and my roommate are hardly in the kitchen I️ only cook dinner and I️ clean and wipe down the stove anyways cause it’s the end of the day and that’s what I️ was taught and my roomie eats cereal and uses the microwave like please chill

Bruh anyways what are today’s placements I’m already over it god we made a new chart for only cleaning once a day and that’s that this girl she’s been pushing us since day one

[creepadelic-moved]

Hello! what are your fav placements in each sign? ex. leo venus, libra moon, etc

word, ok!

so right off the bat, i love gemini in p much any placement, despite all my scorpio/8th house energy. gemini sun, moons, mercurys, and venuses are probs my top favs! i just go super well with them, theyre hilarious and individualistic and i never feel bored w them, which is smthn i need because i bore easily. they always got new shit to tell u!!! and idm their independent natures/need for space sometimes bc im the same way.

sagittarius risings are gifts to this earth too, theyre v intelligent and like gemini placements, theres never a dull moment w them!! having a conversation w one is like touchin the cosmos bc they open your mind to new ideas and make you see things in ways you maybe wouldnt have thought about before. theyre so mentally stimulating, id kiss em all.

i get on super well with aries venus/mars bc theyre direct and exude confidence. one of the only times i was really in love was with an aries venus/mars, they just absolutely hypnotize me idk. leo venus/mars are great too bc when theyre into you they shower you in attention and i need me a freak like that.

also i gotta give credit where credit is due, capricorn moons are All over the place in my life. most of my friends have capricorn moons + three of my family members as well. idk why theyre everywhere but i love them!! i read somewhere recently that gemini moons/capricorn moons are a surprisingly good combination bc they both suck at expressing emotion, but they can both utilize different qualities to get the other to open up in a safe, comfortable feeling way. i just dig them, they dont make me feel stupid or judged.

also i know im rambling but i also love most scorpio placements, i love their air of mystery, being friends with them is like reading a novel with a thousand unexpected twists. they keep you guessing, and i dig how relationships with them arent fuckin games ykno? theyre real w you.

anyway i have more but these are the first ones that came to mind. sorry for rambling 😔

[diomdes]

all questions for the ask thing!! (or just the ones you would like to answer)

ahhh let’s do this !!! 

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

probably? i haven’t smoked a cigarette yet but i could prob last without giving it a go (i do like occasionally smoking a tobacco pipe tho, like a hobbit)

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?

im single ive always been single bc im Abhorrent 

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

id prob say “shit u right” cos im vain :/ but honestly it would make me v happy !!! i just. don’t know how to respond to compliments lmao

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

nope!

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?

eh, on and off. i dont know a lot of ppl i wanna date

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

goin to psych class and thats like, it

7: Do you want to be single?

not really but c’est la vie

8: Did you go out or stay in last night?

i stayed in 

9: How late did you stay up last night?

FUCK i was up til like 5am

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?

sure can :~)

11: Last three things you had to drink?

water, coffee, and either wine or a smoothie whom can say 

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

i pretend to like people almost every day cos i work in customer service 

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

eh, not really? except for if i ever said that to my grandma lmao she’s. evil

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

nah

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

depends honestly?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

bitch i am ALWAYS single lmao ! i was like. emotionally enveloped by someone but i wouldnt go so far as to call it a romantic entanglement

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

i was just waking up honestly my life is a mess

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

NAH 

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

nope i love wine so much 

20: What would you name your future daughter?

im not sure but i like the name august? i like unisex names a lot idk

21: Do you miss anyone?

yeah :/ shouldnt tho

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

i dont even interact with ppl and u expect me to be Kissing people....

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

whom is kiss

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

Nope they are ALL OVER my face

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

ohhhhh my god so many times

26: Who did you last see in person?

my mom cos she’s sitting right across from me rn

27: Are you listening to music right now?

i am not but i would like to be

28: What is something you currently want right now?

to be not in a geo class and also to have all of my homework done and to know Everything but that’s asking for a little much

29: What is the last thing you said out lot?

i think just the single word ‘bitch’ but i could be wrong

30: How is your heart lately?

she’s confused but that’s normal

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

very very rarely

32: Are you wearing socks?

i Am

33: What do people call you?

britt or brittany usually

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

prob not

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

my life is a stressful situation, thanks to that Anxiety

36: Who did you last share a bed with?

NoBody

37: Did you do something bad today?

i procrastinated a lot and have like 7 hrs of hw to do tonight so like. i guess that

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

a while i dont really hug people

39: Do you get stressed out easily?

oh my god yeah

40: Will you sing today?

i was singing tainted love while i was driving earlier so yep

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

this is so vague but yes absolutely

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?

usually nancy or blaire tbh? or my buddy brianna. or m’mom

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?

nope!

44: What are you listening to right now?

the bachelor lmao

45: What is wrong with you right now?

cannt focus on shit

46: What is on your wrists right now?

a hair bow on one wrist and a little band my therapist gave me on the other (for CBT things) 

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

goodwill lmao

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?

depends on the mood honestly ! but usually im more about hot chocolate

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

nah

50: Are you a good artist?

n o lmao

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

that’s what ive heard !

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

NO

53: Ever been on a golf cart?

i sure have

54: Do you have trust issues?

uhhhm. sometimes

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?

ive skyped all night with someone but they arent shit so

56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?

listen 

57: Do you use chap stick?

religiously 

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?

lmao Yeah

59: Do you have a little sister?

nah nah 

60: Have you ever been to New York?

yes ! i love ny :>

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

yeah i guess

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

i. think so?

63: What were you doing at midnight last night?

staring at a fire in the fireplace doing literally nothing 

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

l ma o no

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

ye

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

odysseus? yeah

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

jkfgm,dfsd,mnmfd i havent kissed anyone in the last five DECADES

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

prob alone? just cos im not the biggest fan of touchin

69: Will next Friday be a good one? 

prob not cos i fucking Work