#SO HOW ABOUT THAT DOOMED YAOI HUH?

[tedcicle]

"For what it's worth, I was telling the truth when I said I enjoyed working with you"

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[ghostsarepeopletoo-2]

My Live DRDT episode 16 reaction

HERE WE GO CHATT

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

“Are we all ready to vote?” It’s so Aceover

how much you wanna bet David voted for Teruko

“Congratulations!” ITS ACEOVER 😭

“I’m proud of us-!” Can he stfu already

“What do you have to say in your defense?” Can SHE stfu already I’m sorry Hu fans but at this point she makes me want to punch the wall

“I killed her. And if you never forgive me for that, then there’s nothing I can say.” THE NICO PARALLELS?!?!! THE FOILS OF ALL TIME

“This… This all could have been prevented, couldn’t it?” YES THANK YOU EDEN

of course Eden would be the one to point that out first…

“It’s just… misfortune.” Yeah you would know a thing or two about that wouldn’t you

I actually see this line as Teruko refusing to accept either blame or the idea that she could turn out like Ace

“So we can’t possibly blame ourselves…” Hu. HU.

This time I KNOW she’s refusing to accept blame. It’s become a theme in her character, that she refuses to take criticism or herself or those she cares about. It’s a very interesting character trait and I really love her as a character but oh my GOD does she make me mad-

I guess I should specify that while it’s technically everyone’s fault that Ace committed the murder, it’s Ace’s fault most of all for making himself so unapproachable in the first place. I’m not gonna ignore that just because he’s my fav, I’m not gonna do the same thing I literally just criticized Hu for. However, it was Nico’s botched murder attempt that led to Ace finalizing his murder plan, and Hu’s blind defense of Nico didn’t help matters. Out of everyone she might be one of the people who made him want to kill the most.

“… He was happier, and he trusted people more.” “Like adding stones one a pane of glass… until eventually, the glass cracks.” Okay nvm you guys really did ruin him didn’t you

“Nico’s attempted murder isn’t a cause, it’s just a symptom…” Maybe I was wrong okay I’m sorry Hu

“Whatever. Whatever!” Uh oh

“Did you all get the Veronika virus or what?” “You all are wrong, so shut up!” I was gonna say, it’s pretty rude to talk about him like he’s not there 😭

“I didn’t want to die. That’s all.” My boy… my boy you are cooked

“Don’t think that I forgot about your secret, you damn murderer!” Man I was so sad about everything else I almost forgot about Acevi. Almost.

“It’s really funny in hindsight how you acted all betrayed when you found out Levi was a murderer, as if you were unaware that you yourself had killed someone.” I fucking hate him but fair.

I’m not gonna quote anything else David says unless it’s important because I hate him with a burning passion

“But still, I-! I don’t care what it was! I don’t care if it made me a hypocrite!” Acevi is gonna kill me dead just fyi

“I just needed a reason to stay mad at you…!” This yaoi is so doomed I’m gonna kms/j

“I can’t understand you, no matter how hard I try.”

“I need you to do a favor for me right now. It might just save your life.” Huh???? Wha??? Teruko what’re you cooking

is she gonna ask Ace to dropkick Monotv omg

“The whole reason this killing game keeps going on is because we’re all forced to follow MonoTV’s rules.” HOLY SHIT SHE IS

I wanna see a cg of Ace vs. Monotv so bad ngl

“Yeah, more murder! Wait, what??” I love this stupid cat. Rip Monotv you will be missed

“I can’t…do it.” What is wrong with him/genuine concern

“I don’t wanna die. I can’t do that-” my brother in Christ you are cooked anyway. Go out in a blaze of glory

OH MY GOD A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING ANIMATION!?!?!! AND HE GOT MONOTV, ITS MONOVER

I FUCKING KNEW THAT WOULDN’T WORK THERE’S NO WAY- wait did that say XF-TURE?!?!?!!

XF-TURE IS BEHIND THIS, OR AT LEAST CREATED MONOTV

Help ain’t no way Ace’s about to get cooked by a default personality 😭

“Sorry, Ace.” Help 😭

“To run this killing game until the death of every participant.” WHAT

okay lore drops this episode: XF is behind, or at the very least heavily involved in, the game. The game is designed to run until every participant is dead, implying that the mastermind wants every participant dead- possibly including themself. If that’s true it puts major points for people such as Hu, David, or maybe Whit to be the mastermind as they have been shown to have suicidal ideation. (Whit not so much but I can assume)

“I will pass the punishment for breaking the rules to the one who made that decision.” ITS TEROVER. wait but she’s the ultimate lucky so she’s probably gonna survive

imagine it becomes a running “joke” that Teruko has a near death experience in every chapter lol

ITS TEROVER- does she not gaf 😭 maybe Teruko could be up there with our suicidal peeps

she really doesn’t gaf 😭

this is so wild she doesn’t care bc she’s lucky and her life sucks and-

“I was perfectly willing to get shot.” Was???

ITS LEVIOVER NOOOOOOOO

MY POSITIVE ASPD REP 😭

ACEVI BOTH DOWN IN ONE CHAPTER WE ARE SO COOKED

“LEVI!!” Oh so you do care. Okay. Okay. A single tear rolls down my cheek

oh yeah I forgot about Charles’s whole thing. Thanks for being a good bf Whit

“His injuries are not fatal.” PRAISE THE LORD HALLELUJAH

YOU CAN’T TAKE HIM TO THE INFIRMARY YOU HAVE TO WATCH ACE GET COOKED- wait YO IS THAT A SAD WHIT SPRITE??? Isn’t that one of the harbingers of the apocalypse or smthn

Ace is gonna die not knowing if Levi survived… oghgh

Ace speeding up his own death to save Levi 😭 I’m gonna 😭

“Stop saying you can’t do it, because you can!” Maybe with the power of belief, anything is possible

Ace is gonna die and Arturo’s gonna be like “yeah Levi’s dead” like immediately

ARTURO HAVING A MOMENT THATS NOT ABOUT HIM SUCKING HELL YEAH

not Ace calling him a coward 😭 stones in glass houses looking ass

here we go boys/gn… it’s Aceover

HES COOOKED

NOT A THANATOPHOBIA THEMED EXECUTION I QUIIIIT

the last ones gonna be death by horses just watch

DID HE DIE OF FEAR???? IM KILLING MYSELF

THERES NO FUCKING WAY THAT HORSES WEREN’T EVEN MENTIONED

Teruko what’s your deal

“I’m a hypocrite” chewing on her. Grrr grrr

“I have no choice…” there is no way drdt is out here trying to give depth to the MONOKUMA equivalent, of all things. I’m out

she blames herself… honey no…

the. the ending. I’m killing myself I quit I can’t-

ace has hand trauma too??? You know what sure at this point

you don’t get any final thoughts bc I’m tired. Have a nice day

[sailorstarr-chan4]

What your favorite Sailor Moon Character says about you:

Sailor Moon: You are a slut for romantic tropes and quick to cry and that's okay.... But you might wanna work on your savior complex, honey Tuxedo Mask: You just want a trophy husband, and you know what? Good for you! Sailor Mercury: You're the "mom friend" and are a great listener, but you struggle opening up and have a tendency to suppress your more "uncomfortable" feelings in order to make sure everyone around you is happy and secure Sailor Mars: You have a humiliation kink and aspire to either date a woman or BE a woman who looks hot AF and graceful in heels. You also probably have very strong feelings about her personality change from manga to anime Sailor Jupiter: You like a woman who can break you in half, but also bake you delicious cookies. Also, she's probably your gay or bi awakening Sailor Venus: You weren't popular in school, but you aspired to be, and are a firm believer in the mantra "fake it till you make it" Sailor Pluto: You have a martyr complex and untreated depression. Asking for help is NOT a weakness! Sailor Uranus: You're into butches Sailor Neptune: You're into femmes Sailor Uranus & Sailor Neptune: You're either queer, or you have an uncomfortable definition of the term "cousin" Sailor Saturn: You shop at Hot Topic and listen to emo music, but are also trying to work on your mental health, good job! Chibiusa: You probably have Daddy Issues or Mommy Issues. Or both. Helios: You had a crush on Legolas and are weak for Pretty Boys in general. Also, you may or may not be a closet furry or a fan of My Little Pony Four Kings of Heaven: You're either a gay man or a yaoi fangirl Queen Beryl: You just really wanna be stepped on, huh? Prince Dimande: You can pinpoint the exact moment when you hit puberty and realized you liked Bad Boys Amazoness Quartet: You're stylish, queer, and just want to watch the world burn Galaxia: You have a God Complex and might want to seek therapy. Or you just want a Dom girlfriend Seiya: You're a slut for Unrequited Love in media and ship all of the doomed ships Luna: You constantly wonder how everyone can be so incredibly stupid Artemis: Simp. You're just a simp. Naru: You're the sensitive friend who needs to be handled with kid gloves, but everyone loves you and thinks you're a precious bean Umino: You were definitely the annoying nerd in school and have a soft spot for underdogs

(Feel free to add more! This is all in good fun! ❤ Shout-out to @risingfire17-the-weeb-trash for helping me with this list.)

[vole-mon-amour]

2x08, part 1.

Sure, Jan. That's why this nonsense with Caitlyn is happening right now.

I'm glad to get back to the right universe, even though Silco is dead here. Can we just PLEASE acknowledge his existence along all of this? Please? He existed and he ruled Zaun? And used shimmer? And Jinx loved him and still does? Hello?

I just miss Silco, okay? Okay.

I wonder if they also manipulate her or if there's truth to what that being told her.

So she took the necklace, but in here they're kind of trying to strangle her?

Ugh.

Here we go with the doomed yaoi. :/

I will evolve all those willing.

Except it's not really an evolution, is it?

I see that crack in the door. Maddie should piss off to Ambessa right away, that traitor. Also, the girls should've made sure the door IS closed and Maddie is gone.

Of fucking course she did. She wants to kill herself because of her grief—Isha on top of Silco. Her character development is out of the window this season.

I've heard that before. I'm so tired of Vi.

She probably talks about herself, but all I see is Jayce trying to kill Viktor. Honestly, what an idiot.

Oh, piss off with this foreshadowing.

Hey, Cait, do the work yourself first.

Let's talk about the horrible grief she experienced and still does. Let's talk about SIlco. Let's see some flashbacks with him & how much he always meant to her.

"Why didn't you save Viktor? So I wouldn't have to kill him?"

Too bad you didn't see that when Viktor was right there, needed you, while you were fucking Mel. Ugh.

I can see how his canonical design is kind of coming together.

Oh my god, Jayce. Get your facts right.

Couldn't they be this touchy when Viktor wasn't becoming a villain?

Hey, partners. Can you two kiss for once? Please?

Daamn.

Can't stop thinking about how swift Viktor's motions are now. How he easily avoids all those attacks while he could barely walk before, especially without his cane.

Aaand we're back to this nonsense. Also, the fact that Viktor's mechanical creation is all white and golden, just like Mel. Ugh, i need my Jayvik.

flashback of Silco braiding her hair WHEEENNNN?

CRYIIINGGGG. my loooove. I miss you SO much.

can i just please hug him, please please please ;____;

just like Silco and Vander, huh?

[cyberdragoninfinity]

Yuri for the ask meme?

my wretched purple carrot <3 smiles so peacefully.......

Why I like them/why I don’t: i was doomed from the minute he walked on screen and started making his smug little faces lookin like a damn Dana OC and sounding like what if Taako from TAZ wanted to hurt you so bad. i was cooked. he's so danabait it's unreal. He's just such an awful manipulative theatrical little freaklet with a nasty deck full of ugly ass sticky plants (slash pos 💚) but if i think too long about him my tummy starts hurting real real bad. I said it when I talked about sora but Character Raised to Be a Weapon always makes me explode and just like. Dwelling on Yuri's Upbringing Was Potentially Like inflicts ten thousand agonies upon me. there is a gaping maw of loneliness back there. im putting him in a jar and shaking it really hard. i love him. im not making it out alive from his duel links event

What I like about their appearance: i LOVE how expressive he is!!! it's integral to me that all 4 yuboys have a dash of the 'sometimes very silly and expressive' gene in there and i love that yuri's no exception. he's so cute sometimes. so sue me.

Do I prefer their dub names or original names?: p much same in both, huh? Joeri is a bonkers ass name I have to respect it but im a Yuri truther through and through. characters who are eastern european in my brain

OTP: SIGHS THROUGH MY TEETH. AGAIN. not beating the yaoi warrior allegations but denyuri bit me so bad. yuri is my problematic aro representation and thinking too much about the intricacies of whatever 'bond' he has with this loser who's in love with him makes a bomb strapped to me go off. postcanon denyuri feels like eating glass i will continue to chew on it <3

NOTP: i already talked about not being too big on yuri/yugo romantically but also. my god. im so sorry but yuri/celina is just such absolute comphet cardboard to me. it shouldnt boggle my brain that it's as popular as it is but i feel like a fucking space alien looking at it. these characters have interesting potential in their dynamic but be so fr with me celina is not dating a boy.

OT3: dont really have one for him. platonically i love the yuboys as family though ;__;

Favourite card they use: i do like starving venom in all its nasty wing mouthed glory but i think the card that he uses that makes me most insane is that goddamn predaplant tuner, Banksiogre. the fucked up pinecone with yugo's eyes. YEAH I'LL BE NORMAL ABOUT THAT SURE!!!!

Favourite moment they were in: god so many little moments especially in season 3, his crazy ass dub AND sub voice acting when he beats alexis, the moments right before he absorbs yugo. "i dont recall asking for forgiveness 🙄" but i gotta go with my heart. episode 135 smashed me into the fucking pavement with this kid's insane expressions. LA CUCARACHA

Least favourite moment: literally what the fuck was that in the last episode where he smiles at celina's Ghost in Zuzu. THEY HAVE BARELY INTERACTED ALL SERIES. BE SO FOR REAL WITH MEEEEEE

Something I associate with them: cockroach emoji 🪳. poison type pokemon. carnivorous plants. the humble asiatic wild ass. Fervent For the Hunger by Adeem the Artist. peace and love

[violet-ophelia-boss]

Ok. So. I was looking in the comment section of the Perimedes cut from mutiny. Ok...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POLITES AND PERIMEDES HAD SOMETHING GOING ON?!? PLEASE I NEED THAT DOOMED YAOI TFFF. I WANT THAT "looks like a cinnamonroll, is a cinnamonroll" x "looks like they would kill you, would kill you" DYNAMIC BROOO.

Another thing that's related I don't remember where but I've heard, like, about Perimedes and Elpenor had something going on and shi. HUH? WHO? WHAT? HOW? WE COULD'VE HAD AN ALCOHOLIC X FIGHTER THINGY?!??!?!???? (don't know if this is actually real, just heard about it)

BUT. SERIOUSLY. WE COULD'VE HAD YAOI IN EPIC. AHHHHHHH SHAKING CRYING THROWING UP KICKING MY FEET ROLLING IN THE GROUND AHHHHH.

Next, we need toxic Yuri™ in epic. Like. Yes. Please.

[offbrandkyoya]

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You’re all standing there completely frozen. Dilucs mouth is dry as he stares at his long time ex. Albedo too stares at Kaeya as he wasn’t ready to face him at all. Not after what happened the last time he saw him. You and Childe are both freaking out as this was all a secret. “We’re wasting time.” Scaramouche breaks the silence. “You can fix your sexual tension later. Yn has an art show to go to.” “And Albedo.” You say and Albedo immediately looks at you like he’s gonna kill you.

“Let’s go.” Scaramouche grabs your hand and drags you inside the train. “All of us don’t need to be there.” Diluc says and turns around but Kaeya grabs his collar. “Oh, we’re going.” The redhead curses as his brother drags him inside along with everyone else.

The train ride is uncomfortably awkward. You felt like you needed to hide in a shell. The exes weren’t sitting next to each other but across. Still, they’re near each other in a close proximity. Kaeya is the one to break the tension. “You’re still painting?” He asks Albedo and the man nods a little. “Ah yes. It keeps me very busy.” “How’s Klee?” “She’s good. She’s doing well in school and..and stuff…” Albedo clears his throat and shifts in his seat, looking at the window.

“That’s good.” Silence once more. Childe groans and looks over from his seat, which was in front of the brothers. “Blame Yn!” “What the-?!” “They have some kind of ex magnet!” “Not true!” “Explain this then!” You blush and shrink in your seat. “Thought so!” You straighten yourself up. “Yeah, well, you sent me Thomas picture!” Diluc perks up. “You still have Thomas pictures…?” “He was my friend and I miss him!” Then, Childe looks back at you. “I didn’t know he went to your university!” “Well, I didn’t either! And I didn’t know Albedo and Kaeya were a thing! Only Diluc and Thoma!”

“What?” Diluc looks straight at Thoma. “Guys relax.” Kaeya interferes. “I already knew that you were friends with Albedo.” “You did?” You blush. He nods, “Yes but I told Scaramouche not to tell you.” All eyes are now at your boyfriend who immediately goes to look at the window. “You knew?” You stare at the back of his head. “I-It’s not my fault! I only did what I was told!” He looks back at you. “Besides, I didn’t want to cause you any more trouble.” Diluc holds his head. “So wait, you knew Yn is friends with Albedo AND Thoma.”

Kaeya looks at his brother. “Okay, I didn’t know about Thoma.” It’s Thomas turn to talk. “I knew Yn was friends with you, Diluc…” “What?!” Thoma sighs, “Yn is nice and I trust them. I didn’t want what we had get in the way of me being friends with Yn.” Dilucs brows furrowed. “So was I ever gonna find out about this?” “No.” You and Childe say at the same time. “I don’t see what’s the big deal.” Thoma responds. “Big deal? Thoma, we used to date.” “So?” “So?! It’s weird for someone to be friends with someone’s ex!” Kaeya rolls his eye. “It’s not that weird.” “Shut up, Kaeya.” Thoma rolls his eyes too. “You’re making it weird.” “I’m not! It’s awkward! We haven’t talked in years!”

“Okay and whose fault is that, huh?! YOU broke up with ME!” Thoma screams. “Between the two of us, I was the one who cared about US!” “I cared!” “If you did then you’d still have given me the chance to be with you despite all the fucking paparazzi that came at us!” Diluc leans over his brother. “I was protecting you!” Thomas cheeks turn red as he fully turns his body towards him. “I DIDNT NEED PROTECTION I JUST NEEDED YOU!” Diluc stares at him with wide eyes and Thoma turns back around with arms crossed. He slouches in his seat and you all remain seated.

Albedo looks at him in pity as he sees tears fall from the blondes eyes. The ride remains silent till your destination.

- wow

- doomed yaoi

- my cat needs to SHUT UP he cries all the time I just wanna 👊

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[trashyandtiredsol]

Second Live Reaction Thing

OKAY FINALE ACT OF ARCANE SEASON 2 LET'S FUCKIN GOOOO :D

Starting with episode 7:

(Ps: this turned out WAY longer than expected, like, over double as long)

1. YO THAT MUSIC DISK THING AT THE START HAS EKKO AND POWDER THIS TIME INSTEAD OF VI AND POWDER :0

Hope that means we finally get Ekko

2. YO YO YO THERE IS EKO LESS FUCKIN GO

Also- TIME FUCKERY SHIT IS HAPPENING I KNEW OTHER TUMBLR PEEPS WERE ONTO SOMETHING

Okay I'll tone down the yelling text now andhsjfjskg (hopefully- okay this is a lie, it will happen again)

3. ALTERNATE JINX I REPEATE ALTERNATE JINX HOLY SHIT- or is it Powder-

4. Bro Ekko is fucking GOING THROUGH IT my gosh

ALSO WHERE'S HEIMERDINGER

5. VANDER TO???!!?!??

6. MYLO AND CLAGGOR WHAT THE FUCK-

7. OOoooh it's Powder then, not Jinx, subtitles just confirmed it 👍

8. Oh hey Heimerdinger!! :D

9. OH FUCK YEAH HEIMERDINGER KNOWS TO ABOUT THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE SHIT SHOW THAT'S GOING DOWN

10. Oooh and now they're discussing what the absolute FUCK happened to Jayce

Also- Heimerdinger: "The anomaly behaved differently around him.'

YEAH probably cuz his doomed yaoi partner in science is connected to the Arcane AND they both literally created HexTech, with the HexTech core thing sucking Jayce and Ekko and Heimerdinger into wherever the fuck they are right now, like- yeah DUH it's gonna act differently around Jayce

11. Yay Vi mention!! :D

Wonder if she and Cait are dating or married in this universe-

12. Welp- time for the Jayce shit show to commence

13. OH THIS BETTER BE VIKTOR BEING OMINOUS AS SHIT RN

OKAY no Viktor... HOWEVER

14. THE FUCK KINDA APOCALYPTIC UNIVERSE IS JAYCE IN RN?????????

15. IS THAT PILTOVER!!???!!?!?!!

16. Lol Ekko questioning this Powder like she's Jinx- my man you're paranoid as all hell- but yeah, understandable

17. WAIT WHAT VI'S DEAD HERE D:

18. Ekko my boy PLEASE don't fuck up this universe and whatever relationship's this you has going on hfhajfjskgja

19. OOoooh jeez yep now Powder's upset at him

20. FUCKIN WHAT- okay now it's another alternate universe way more similar to the main one, with Jinx dead now

21. Oh nope- back to the "good future" one of sorts

22. Heimerdinger that song is way to upbeat for the shit fest going on right now- especially with Jayce

23. YO WE'RE GETTING TI SEE JAYCE'S OLD APARTMENT NOW IN THE UNIVERSE EKKO AND HEIMERDINGER ARE IN :D

Hope alternate Jayce in this universe isn't dead tho- the whole place looks abandoned

24. And now we're back to main Jayce, in an apocalyptic Zaun now! Think he's looking for Viktor

25. OH SHIT- VI DIED ON A JOB TO CHECK OUT JAYCE'S APARTMENT ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE EKKO SENT THEM ON

26. Oooo main Ekko found an early development HexTech crystal!! :D

Sweet sweet help yourself get home my dude!!

27. Damn Jayce is finding a LOT of standing dead people- or.. husks of dead people from what it looks like

28. OOoooh what else is watching you Jayce huh? Also please don't die figuring that out

29. OOOOH SHIT THE HUSKS ARE MOVING OH SHIT RUN JAYCE RUN

30. Oh so THAT'S why he has a brance on his leg earlier in the season after coming outta the parallel universe(s)

Fuckin his HexTech hammer absolutely knocked that knee out falling down that hill

31. Well shite that was a fucking hard as fuck impact Jayce

32. "How can I forsake a brilliant lad in need.. again." Well Heimerdinger definitely has some guilt, also that cut right to Jayce when he said "again" so I believe he's talking about him, even though I believe Heimerdinger forsake Jayce AND Viktor

33. Ohh shiiiit that leg looks baaaad as fuck

34. BRO WHO'S THAT WHITE CLOAKED FIGURE THAT JUST APPEARED THEN VANISHED?????

Hope it's Viktor honestly-

35. Does he SERIOUSLY spend the entire time he's in the parallel universe(s) trying to get outta a fucking huge hole in the ground??????? Fuckin hope not

36. The husks are watching him start to go insane in the solitude??? Fuckin REALLY?????

37. OH SHIT THERE'S THE HALLUCINATING, YA GOT black eyed Mel with the gold pupils and Viktor before the arcane bullshit with fully black eyes and Mel's makeup for some reason

38. OOoooh okay he made a brace outta his Hammer alrighty

39. Yay he's outta the hole!!! :D

40. Aww Ekko painted main Vi as an apology to Powder 🥺

41. Where the fuck are you going Jayce???

OOoooh the husks are watching- glad they're not attacking!! Which I think may have to do with Viktor?

42. YAY Ekko got Powder to help him and Heimerdinger with the HexTech crystal shards!! :D

43. Yay they're making progress!! Also I think Ekko just went back in time a little- oh yep yeah definitely

44. Well fuck that's definitely a way to know the limit being 4 seconds ajfjsjfjsjf

45. OOOH AND THERE'S SILCO! Weird eye thing going on but still Silco

46. And now Ekko made it awkward ajdjsjfjdkfk BRO IT'S A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE- like yeah obviously that's the fucking case with the eye Ekko don't bring up past trauma you're probably not even supposed to know about here

47. OOoooh and there's Powder making an entrance!! At least her and Jinx got that in common

48. Awww Powder and Ekko being adorable as fuck rn ahdhajgisjgu

49. YOO KISS TIME LESSGOOOOO

50. Fuckin flash banged by the change to Jayce in the post apocalyptic world from that wholesome moment ajfhsjfhsjfj

51. Well- looks like Jayce found his alternate universe self, dead- but still definitely him- at least I think- cuz that husk is I believe holding this universe's version of his hammer????? Oh yep definitely his hammer

52. OH THAT WHITE CLOAKED FIGURE HAS TO BE VIKTOR- IDK IF IT'S THIS ALTERNATIVE APOCALYPTIC UNIVERSE'S OR THE MAIN VIKTOR AFTER HIS DEATH BUT I REALLY HOPE IT'S VIKTOR

And if so- yep Viktor is definitely implying here that Jayce needs to kill main Viktor

53. AND WE GOT MAIN EKKO IN HIS ARCANE (Main universe in this case) LOOK AGAIN FUCK YEAH

Alrighty and that concludes this Live Reaction of episode 7!! Or in other words the first episode of season 2 act 3!! :D

Gonna probably go eat something then get back to watch the next episode

[closetdbisexual]

favorite first watches of august, 2024

hi ^__^ i lapsed in actually writing any reviews for this last month bc i was just so exhausted well maybe ill go back at some point i might do it eventually ill never know. i like movies more this month though <3 all of these are romcoms and so i chose photos of all the main couples in them. just kidding or am i

The Master - 5 stars

yayyyy my yaoi movie<3 very first thing i watched this month and i have thought about it every day since which probably doesnt mean anything, or itll change my world forever just like boogie nights did. i gave a more proper review on letterboxd but i looove you movieyy i love the difficult and traumatized main characters in pta's movies freddie is really interesting to follow his relationship with lancaster so special to me they're so interesting dog/owner moment <33 and amy adams is really really good in her role they're all just. such interesting characters pulling each other into their lives and trying to take control of their lives and each other. trying to be free in a way nobody really can be... i love how the cult is never portrayed as being like a grift to the people involved, you can tell lancaster and peggy really believe in what they're doing there, even if they shouldn't. and freddie and lancaster are so in love and doomed <33 it's a bit strange to go "i think the relationship between the sex-obsessed veteran and the cult leader is really romantic" but it is likeeee. it is. anyway i love substance abuse i love tragedy i love mental illness i love when guy is a guard dog i love you moviey oh also laura dern is in this and i love her lots hi laura dern so sweetie why havent i seen blue velvet yet :-( she's very lovely in this and amy adams is so good, they all give all really excellent performances but i'm highlighting them

Challengers - 5 stars

I LOVE YOU TASHI !!!!! good as hell good fucking movie jesus christ probably just like an objectively perfect and incredible movie huh. so fun watching it with my friend and the cinematography here is insanely good the score is insanely good it's so faggy it's so sweaty very sexy movie, i love tashi forever and her knee injury she's sooo me <33 and she's fujoing out she's sooooo me <3 justice for aromantic fujoshis autisticly obsessed with tennis she's actually the most woke character of all time if you think about it. and of course i love their bisexual faggot threesome thing and to be honest it was suicidemotifed i love her telling patrick to kill himself. zendaya is so good in this she has such good expressions i love you tashi

The Killing of a Sacred Deer - 4 and 1/2 stars

yay<3 also watched it with my friend yayyy so funsies also ok i get it now i wasn't totally fucking w/ lanthimos after the lobster (which i did like but i just felt like it wasn't very strong plotwise) i much preferred this though very much my kind of movie. colin farrell is so hot sorry and sorry but he and martin have a truly beautiful gay reverse-grooming manipulation thing going on i support 16 year olds manipulating married middle-aged men thats like my whole thinggg anyway yeah the family unit getting undermined and parental abuse/neglect and alcoholism and really strong stylistic choices w/ the cinematography and the monotone dialogue im obsessed with the dialogue in this it's such a good choice and there's so many long hallway shots <33 i love you hallways. the only thing i don't like is how hospital-oriented it is but like thats not an issue with the movie thats an issue with me yknow

I'm Your Man - 4 and 1/2 stars

doomed heterosexuality<3 alma is one of the top ten most beautiful women ive ever seen and shes sooo real so relatable, and what her and tom have is so tragic and romantic and it hurt to watch how they pushed-and-pulled against each other and each tried to be human in their own ways and even though the love was there they were so incompatible it just couldn't work they couldn't make it work. loved all the big open spaces it made it feel so empty and subdued, the score is beautiful, alma and tom's actors give such good performances and really it kind of haunts me. just really good. and sandra hüller jumpscare ily girl ive GOT to watch anatomy of a fall i need to See her

i don't normally do honorable mentions but today i will i also really liked But I'm A Cheerleader (4 and 1/2 stars) and Sorry to Bother You (3 and 1/2 stars) i love lesbians they were very sweet and it had shockingly good cinematography that i kind of didn't expect from it (my bad i thought it was going to be more like a silly romcom i guess) it was really lovely though. and sorry to bother you had such insanely cool art direction i didn't really enjoy the pacing esp. the last 30 minutes did not come across well to me and i honestly didn't like the ending, but it was a very creative movie visually and just other than that i liked it wish it just didn't lose steam at the end... ily detroit i loved her earrings the costume design was soooo good i also liked cassius of course too i liked a lot of it yayy movies

[the-whispers-of-death]

huh,, 6 years, huh? oddly specific. and fitting just great into my evil plans for this fine evening /lh

something something what if butcher really did leave to italy like the following week after he met kali in that park.

what if kali sucked it up and just still befriended sylvester. i mean, at the very least theyre literal colleagues and should be friendly.

something something kali never got butchers name, so he had no chance to even find his facebook or whatever

something something he and stone visit sylvester and the kids for the first time and kali just sees that there's photos on the wall of sylvester and butcher. of his *soulmate*. just hanging out. maybe theyre on dates in some of them. probably a few with cute kisses.

something something kali gets to know butcher trough sylvester. literally. for years and years, his only information on his soulmate was obtained trough meeting this random guy

something something sylvester sitting kali down to be like "you know... theres a good chance you wont ever meet him again. alive, at least. work's dangerous. much like your own is."

suddenly im back on the kali x butcher doomed yaoi grind. i love them. theyre so silly and i can and will cry if i think about them too much /pos

Well, six years is how long it took for Kali to befriend Stone. So that's why it was specific.

Anyways, Kali never meeting Butcher again would kill him. Sure, he has Stone still, but his soul would still be incomplete. And he'd try so hard to pretend like each year without Butcher doesn't kill a little more of him, but it's hard and it's unfair.

[adiosterror]

A bit of a ramble of Egbert powerscaling, if you will

My previous reblog is my second writing of the text lmao, I went on a bit of a ramble about John and the more horror side of him that people like to delve into

Me personally, I ADORE that stuff, and I went on about how underwhelming people scare-ify him compared to where he's ACTUALLY powerscaled to be

John is a ridiculously powerful character, and I'm hoping that's a common opinion because god damn is that true,, he's probably the strongest of everyone, overall speaking

His abilities to manipulate the canon at will, everything regarding being an Heir of Breath both physically and in representation (he can't even bleed, dude! it's just wind!), and, oh yeah! THESE BREATH ABILITIES CAN PATCH HOLES IN DOOMED TIMELINES?!?!?! And frankly? That's terrifying, if anything, we're lucky he's just depressed instead of losing his mind

Now for the tasty part, the self indulgence,,

Let's say, hypothetically, John DID lose his mind one way or another, at least somewhatl

Do you REALIZE how screwed you are if John decided one day that he's just sick of everything? For pov's sake, everything but you. He can keep you wherever he wants you to be, he could rewrite your story and change your thoughts to where you wouldn't even think twice about fighting back

Let's say hypothetically that you did somehow fight back, you're running off back to wherever safety is, HE'S THE FUCKING WIND DUDE!! He can sense you moving, he can feel you breathing, hell, he IS the air you breathe, literally

The only person who could probably rival his power is either Lord English or Ultimate Dirk if we're stretching it, and shout this out for the ones in the back, that is a LORD and an ULTIMATE!!! An ultimate Prince, no less

I mean, a Lord of Time is still a huge deal but this is a Lord of Time and literally hundreds if not MILLIONS of Princes of Heart who can manipulate people's thoughts and actions in real time! And guess who John kicked the ass of? Lord English. Specifically. Not really Dirk, I don't think he's too focused on whatever that guy's doing in the story right now, busy being,,, uh,,,, dead,,,, but you get the idea. (man, that just fumbled that whole argument huh)

I digress, people really don't delve into John's full potential of being a horror concept, because he could seriously terrifying to deal with if he wasn't a divorced father who completely lost sight of who he was, so y'know, the other infinite timelines that exist

One of them's gotta have a John that just LOSES IT, and I'd really love to see where people could go with that,,, I eat up all those Ultimate John concepts and designs, and I think that's a step in the right direction, except I think it's mainly for Dirkjohn yaoi from what I've seen

Hi, Me thirty minutes in the future here, I'm so sorry and I totally lost my train of thought looking at pictures of him and Ultimate designs

Here's the best ones I found on a reddit post, I'm so so sorry that I totally forgot what I was saying but I hope you catch my drift

May possibly come back to this when I actually have something interesting for the table? Who knows

To conclude uhhh,,,,, ehehe,,, do you think if john was an ultimate that he would still like meee :333

[growling]

ep12 oh it's the finale lol. lmao. i forgot

oh so Fyodor's beautiful male maid's name is Ivan

oh so they're both very gay about it. they are meant for each other

he's not insane he's in LOVE !!!!!! THIS IS NORMAL !!!!!!!!!

AKUTAGAWA'S FUCKING RIDING ATSUSHI???? keymash. I am being fed so well.

faster atsushi faster patataj patataj

oh look it's Ivan. the inherent homoeroticity of master-servant relationships

why are they calling Fyodor a demon so often

wooo akutagawa atsushi partner fighting. hope they kiss after this

massive win to sskk horrendous loss to fyodor toxic yaoi

"be my horse" they're like a couple already.....

whoopsie i knew this wasnt over

win for fyodor toxic yaoi

now they're both infected <3 the inherent homoeroticity of h

and now atsushi's wearing akutagawa's clothes. im not making this shit up

yeah that's an appropriate reaction to all that Ivan

the inherent homoeroticity of combining abilities

what are they gonna do next season. have earth-shattering gay sex

clap clap clap bravo bravo

the gangs all here. except for the best boys :((

that was so easy.. that was so easy....

also mori is hot as hell i don't know if i ever said this befo- ELISE!!!!!!!!! ELISE V2!!!!!!!!!!

"my master removed the part of me that feels unhappiness" OOOOHH so he fucking lobotomized him??? he fucking lobotomized him. he lobotomizes people. he lobotomized his gay servant. incredible

its the music...............

dazai jumpscare

this is a very valid reaction to fucking witnessing that beast of a man with no prior warning. if i was in fyodor's place id also start pissing myself from pure terror and then kill the both of us

FRANCIS!!!!!!!!! Dazai worked with my pet freak??!!!!??!?!?

oh they know each other huh........

ANGO!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think it's gonna be that easy though.......

RANPOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW WHERE'S CHUUYA DID YOU FUCK IN THE BOOK HOW WAS IT

Awwww man Chuuya's still inside... my poor wife... get her OUT!!!!!!!

dazai stop comparing your doomed yaoi to atsushi's. you are NOT the same and never will be and you are insulting the both of them

anyway season 3

episode 1:

there's gonna be chuuya apparently <3

CHUUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the king of the sheep huh...... well then baa-

"im going to kill everyone in the port mafia" ohhh so that's like before before. and he does look younger and way less swagful that's wayyy before their slay era

[some time later idk it's a dazai scene. but i do like Mori and Hirotsu] ahhh so I was right and Chuuya is a "juvenile" then, and so is Dazai probably he also looks pretty young. boy.

HELLO CHUUYA and help me he looks to young....... little man...... ZERO swag.....

banger theme

i have been silent. sowwy im just yeah im just-

"im fifteen, im still growing" awwww. awwwww. i want to crush him in a mechanical press who said that

[darkangelanddemonempress-blog]

Persona 5: Take your Heart~

Persona 5 is the sixth game in the Persona series and it’s a role-playing game developed by Atlus. (P-Studio) So, if you’re into cool RPG stuff, then playing this game was definitely worth your time.

This game is all about a group of high school students who were facing trouble thanks to the corrupt society they have. Because of the twisted adults, they came to encounter, they realize that they’re living in a world equivalent to a prison full of slavery and injustice.

It’s kind of relatable to our society since many civilians suffered from greedy grownups who only kept on bragging their power, fame, and wealth instead of helping people. Especially those who work for the government, and we kind of know how people in the politics play their games.

It’s sad to think that there are only a few people in the government whom can be trusted. But of course, I’m not only talking about politicians, my goodness I feel like I’m stereotyping, I’m sorry. It’s just a sample but it’s applicable to all civilians, be in higher or low class, who has distorted heart. How I wish I can steal my crush’s heart too…oh, did I just said that? Oops? I mean to change the corrupted hearts of those people blinded and consumed with the seven deadly sins. Am I making any sense? But I think you get it. Lol.

Anyways, *ahem* go on me, continue.

Wanting to reform the society and gain their freedom from the shackles of the unfair world of doom, the alter ego that was born inside them plays as the rebellious team called Phantom Thieves of Hearts. With the use of a mysterious eyeball application on their phone, they traveled into the other universe which allows anyone to go into a person’s heart, (I wish I can do that!) especially those people who have a vastly distorted desire, to change its cognition and reformed it.

The story all started in a huge Casino and the protagonist will find a route to escape but failed miserably when he got apprehended by a horde of police officers and got drug and beaten to a pulp when he’s in their custody. And when a prosecutor came and interrogated him, memories from half a year ago flash in his head and that’s where your adventure will start, inmate.

Back to my endless rant we go.

When I heard about this game, I’m so excited. I have played Persona 3 portable in PSP before, too bad I didn’t get to play Persona 4 and the others. Even though I heard from my friend that P4 is a beautiful game as well, my heart still soars for P5.

The protagonist has his own charm and he stole my heart, I mean just look at that photo of him, he’s so cool~ he didn’t even need to go into the other world since he took it effortlessly. My mind, soul, and heart. 

Okay, that’s just me being dramatic. Apologies.

And base on my observation when I played both games, P5’s protagonist’s dialogue have more traits than the other, he can be indifferent, straightforward and heck, he can be cheeky too. You can choose options where he can be playful, flirt, snarky and sometimes cocky. Considering in the prologue, he even manages to show-off even though he’s in the middle of a dangerous escape, much to his friend’s amazement.

Also, the dubbing in this game, be it in English and Japanese are so good and on point. The emotions are there, be it annoyed, angry, or for some comedy lines and stuff. I mean, they all put their efforts in it and I applaud them for that.

In the English version, I especially like Ryuji and Sojiro’s the most. I like all of their voices, it’s just this two’s voices stood out to me the most. And I don’t really know why, lol. And in Japanese…well, I’m a sucker when it comes to that language so I like all of their voices with no exception, also just to share to you, I dream to become a Seiyuu one day if life will give me the opportunity.

Anyways…

So as your daily life in the game, you are living in the attic of a café called Leblanc and you can go to various places in Tokyo using subways or you can just use shortcut since it will be provided in the game. You can go to restaurants, church, mall, even in the red light district and to your school of course. The protagonist can also have part-time jobs, hang out with his friends, play games, study, go to the gym or you can just exercise in your room, make infiltration tools, etc.

If you’re thinking it’s all insignificant, nope, it will help you to raise your stats such as charms, knowledge, guts, proficiency, and kindness. This will easily make you maximize the social links of your confidants since every rank has their own benefits for battles. And some activities can help you to increase your HP and SP, it’s helpful huh?

There’s also have a system which allows your team/friends to messages you about some sort of stuff as the story progress. The design of it was so cool, I even downloaded it on my phone and I feel like I’m one of the Phantom Thieves.

And as per usual, before starting the whole game, you need to choose difficulty. Are you going for safe, easy, normal or hard? If you choose safe, you can’t change it anymore but if you choose one of the other three, then you can just go into settings to change it anytime. It also has the most difficult level which is the ‘merciless’ as a free DLC. So if you want a really challenging experience, you can go with that.

For the battle, you will be using a strategic turn-based combat. It’s now also easy to use since they provided us shortcuts to the different types of commands we can choose from, like the melee attack, use of guns, items, guard, for tactical orders and to call forth your Persona. It will be easy once you exploited the enemies (Called Shadows) weakness, and what’s more, there will be a one more chance for you to strike again and I suggest using the ‘Baton Pass’ (a new mechanics in the game) to another character to heighten up their stats in that turn.

Another feature in the battle was the ‘Hold-Up’ and it will appear when all of the enemies got knocked down. You can negotiate with the enemies with that or if you don’t want, you can just choose the ‘All Out Attack’. If you choose the former, you can make the shadow become your Persona, ask for money and also for some rare items. And your answer will be based on what kind of personality they have, there’s timid, irritable, upbeat and gloomy. So be careful choosing your response, but don’t worry the game will explain how to answer their questions so I know you’ll be alright. You can do it! Don’t be like me who always fail in negotiations.

As for finishing the story, you can get different endings in this one. A Good Ending and Bad Endings, yes Endings, with ‘s’.

It’s easy to get the Good one, just meet the deadlines of the main mission and to choose a wise answer to the options in some conversations to make you advance in the story even further.

As for the Bad one, you can get it to any missions if you happen to fail one and you can also be assassinated here, or more stuff and I won’t go through on that, I don’t want to spoil the others who are still about to play the game.

I already finished the game and I’m in the New Game Plus, am I right? I think that’s it. You can unlock it once you finished the whole game on the first run. It’s the same, except for the fact that you won’t be needing to raise your personal stats since it will be carried over in this, as well as some items that your max confidants will give you. And I like it since here, I have more time to do in my free time and I won’t be having a problem raising my stats since it’s max already.

You can also date some of your confidants, all of them if you want. Although please no, avoid that. Me? I choose not to because I don’t want to, simple as that. I want Joker for myself, just kidding...not, and I low key ship him with Yusuke. Yeah, I’m into yaoi, so what? You don’t need to care about that, we have our own opinions and likes, alright? I respect yours so you respect mine. Lol, why am I saying to you guys anyway? XD Peace to all of you~

Another thing I like about this game is the music. It really fits in the game. I like the one that always played when you send the calling card after securing the treasure’s route. I think the title of it was ‘Life will Change’, both instrumental and with lyrics are so awesome and the ‘Last Surprise’ too, this two are my favorites! Try listening to them and you won’t regret it. You can also enjoy cut scenes in here and the twist in the story is superb.

And I heard they’ll be making another anime called ‘Persona 5: The Animation’ and will be aired in 2018, while the ‘Persona 5: The Animation The Day Breakers’ was released last 2016. Not only that, they’re also going to release a dancing game entitled ‘Persona 5: Dancing Star Night’. Ohhh~ I’m so looking forward to it. Are you guys feels the same? If you are, let’s wait patiently together for it and enjoy the game~

Have a nice day!

- Umarumiko~

Credits to the owner of the pictures~ (Special mention to you guys)

I don’t own it (and I’m not planning to) as well as the game.

Persona 5 belongs to Atlus.

Thank you~

[journeysintowebcomics]

Homestuck Liveblog #153

UPDATE 153: All the Pieces are Here

Last time Gamzee had completely fooled Terezi, and by extension, me. Yeah, he’s right now beating her with no remorse at all, and it’s awful to see. Yikes. Also, Jane is now asleep but her body, still under control of the tiara, has latched on Aranea like a tick. So let’s continue from there!

Writing this paragraph before starting. I’m predicting there’ll be a minimum of dialogue, the next fifty pages should have lots and lots of images. It’s bound to pass through real fast, isn’t it? Maybe I’ll go for 100 pages.

All these glitches make everything more ominous, in my opinion. It’s as if the world is going to shatter into pieces in any moment. Chances are that won’t happen, but who knows, maybe the end of Homestuck is the glitches making the universe explode. Thanks for nothing, Lord English, destroyer of paradox space.

Because Jake’s death wasn’t heroic or just, he revives, this time without hope powers. He is also right beside Terezi and Gamzee, just...watching. Gamzee continues hitting as hard as he can, dang. I’m kind of glad the glitches are obscuring the situation a bit. Rose, horrified, shouts for Gamzee to stop.

ROSE: Or, wait.  ROSE: Is this some sort of blackrom thing?  ROSE: I certainly hope not.

What the—Rose! This isn’t the time to be wondering if this is an obscure and weird alien romantic ritual! Stop standing there, go help Terezi! Even if it were a black romance thing, I think no one wouldn’t blame Rose for intervening. Terezi is getting her face smashed against the pavement. Anyone would intervene.

ROSE: I am the actual worst auspistice who ever lived.  ROSE: THE ACTUAL WORST!!!

Damn right you are; you’re just standing there! And Jake isn’t really doing much better, he’s just standing there and watching Terezi being suplexed. I know in real life a lot of people stand around and do nothing when they see someone being attacked or anything, so it isn’t something that came out of left field, but this is still rather frustrating to see. Gamzee slams Terezi so hard against the concrete it breaks, and she’s now hanging over the lava. Augh.

Kanaya and Karkaroni arrive right in that moment, finding Terezi in danger. There’s a rather cool sequence of lava seeping into the Skaia in Jane’s fork, and Jake and Rose finally intervene. Jake does it meekly, just asking Gamzee to kindly stop killing Terezi -- ...fine, Jake, you do that – and Rose takes a more hands-on approach, getting her wand ready. About time, Rose! Tge blast misses and impacts near Jake, making him fly away. Karkaroni had enough, he brandishes the sickle and swears to make a fight. Up on the building, Aranea struggles to pick up Brain Dirk’s katana with her psychic powers – no idea how that didn’t vanish away as well -- and then she arrives.

The Condesce is pissed. Oh, gee, who’d have thought that derailing the session like this would make her angry? Haha! Do you have a plan to counter the Condesce, Aranea? Did you expect her to arrive so soon? Everyone who is in the session seems to have converged in one place, this is getting good!

Aaaaaand because Hussie is like that, right when it gets good, it’s time for the so-called main act of Act 6 Act 6.

Oh, jolly. Well to his credit I’m happy it was now and not in middle of the intense events that are likely to happen. Now that’d have been annoying. Better get this Caliborn thing out of the way before things happen here in Jade’s planet! Besides, I admit I’m a bit curious how much Caliborn has progressed now.

Looks like he’s confident enough to mess with the manga book. Why do I have this strange sense of foreboding...again? I have it all the time when it’s about Caliborn, haha...okay, let’s get done with this. What artistic work do you have to show now, bud? As usual, here’s the warning: there’s a chance I won’t have much to comment about Caliborn’s antics. By now, dear readers, you may be aware I’m not a diehard fan of him. By now I tolerate him, but I’m not exactly reading his sections with excitement. Once again, I’m sorry for that.

Looks like Homosuck is getting into its equivalent of Act 5. There are the trolls. Krabkrab, Honk Friend – ‘friend’?! Is there something you’d like to share with the class, Caliborn? – Cape Douche, Smelly Horse Man, Other Guy, and Bull Horn Wimp. Oh, and all the female trolls, too, with no pejorative name other than ‘tha bitches’. Hah! Saw it coming.

The Beforus trolls are just everyone flipped and with a negative color scheme. Yeah, that’ll do...for the five seconds the trolls mattered. All these pictures go to the trash, because Caliborn has something better to show.

Hah! Okay, you got my attention, Hussie. Man Gaka Extraordinare! I’m amused, this may be worth a read, after all!

IT'S GOD'S GIFT. TO "THE YAOIS". MY RESEARCH TELLS ME.

Do you know that feeling of morbid curiosity one feels when one hears about something awful having happened in a video, and one wants to see how bad is it? Yeah, that’s what I’m feeling. I really like the giant watermark, though. That’s a good one, Hussie.

Well, to Caliborn’s credit, he has improved a lot from his first drawings, and he followed all the instructions about how to draw manga. Never let it be said Caliborn doesn’t motivate himself to improve himself!

This is truly “the yaois”. Manga Dave and Manga Karkat are here. What they do, hm, well, let’s say they’d both be upset to know how they’re depicted here.

IF YOU'RE CONFUSED, BASICALLY THE IDEA IS. YOU PRETEND THEM TO LOOK MORE LIKE GIRLS. TO MAKE IT LESS WEIRD FOR EVERYBODY WHEN THEY DECIDE TO TOUCH EACH OTHER. 

So that’s the key to draw manga. Haha! I know a handful of people from my school that’d have taken serious offense by that! Always with the finger on the pulse, Caliborn, eh?

Oh god, it’s American Comic Book Superheroine anatomy! We’re doomed. But yeah, other than the improved drawings, it doesn’t seem like this section of Caliborn’s intermission won’t differ much from the rest. Same old, same old, in terms of theme. The gals are dying in bloody ways. Yeah.

“Registered by the government as my legal artistic possession” Caliborn, you liar, there’s not even a government anymore.

SHE ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO BE RELEVANT. KEEP DREAMING BITCH!

Right. So Caliborn may still have access to the radio tower? He knows what happened in the ghost bubbles. Well, not that it matters that much right now.

Oh my god, Caliborn has an OC.

...that is not what I expected. Dear reader, imagine that this here is what’s destroying paradox space. Imagine the big bad, Lord English, looks like that. Good thing he doesn’t, eh? Yeah, the skull, the hulking figure, and the billiard eyes does wonders when it’s about making someone threatening.

John arrives in middle of Caliborn’s games with his OC, and isn’t happy at all to see Caliborn. Thought so, what after seeing the kind of playing Caliborn does with those bad drawings of his friends.

HEY ASSHOLE, I'M TALKING TO YOU!

Oh, wow, he’s furious! I admit I underestimated how angry John would be. But yeah, another intense staredown. I’ll just...skip to the end of that sequence of images, thank you.

you're the one who vriska and her pirate pals are all trying to stop! it was you who put all this into motion in some way i don't really understand! which means you're responsible for like a trillion people dying, and universes blowing up, and all my friends getting scattered around and acting like idiots, and my dad being dead!

...huh. Well, that’s certainly...a bold accusation, John, and without anything to back it up, too. If what John said partly influences Caliborn to start doing everything he did once he was Lord English, hah, I wonder how John would react to that. It isn’t too farfetched to have that possibility in mind, I’d say, but if that were true, it’s possible there’ll be a second John to tackle the first one soon.

Turns out Caliborn is saying his monologue loud enough for anyone around to listen! I thought the narration was just text, not that Caliborn was actually saying it. Hah! It’d be kinda endearing if it didn’t come from Caliborn.

And then comes ‘game over. A flash file in Caliborn’s intermission. Um, well, that sounds a tad promising! Flash files are almost always great, I don’t see why this would be any different, Caliborn or not.

I’ll stop for now.

Next update: five updates