#SO GOOD AHAHAJ

[angelpuns]

AWWW THIS IS SO SWEET!!!! THEY LOOK SO CALM AND HAPPY YAYYY!!!

@angelpuns this was a lot of fun to do!! I hope you like it, and I love your comic!!!

Origional:

[kyeomyun]

— My Unlucky Number is THIRTEEN ; AU

— EPISODE 1. (SOONHAN)

3AM elmo ritual gone wrong (not clickbait! almost died?)

pairings: none

genre: crack, thriller/horror, comedy, mostly just insane crack.

warnings: HEAVY vulgar language, implications on death, ghosts, elmo, a very stereotyped ritual, that's it i think ;-;

word count: 1.1k

synopsis: hoshi and his sacrifice best friend, jeonghan (who was just brought along) both ought to do an elmo ritual at 3 AM. you can maybe guess what happened afterwards...

s.n: here is the first episode of me and weiss out of pocket au collab! kinda an impulsive idea but it was planned out HEAVILY. we spent a soild week on this AHAHAJ

network(s): @kflixnet @preciousillusions-net

previous ◇masterlist◇ next (mingyu) ->

it all started because of horangi audacity.

bro went into the gc with the rest of the members like "the elmo challenge doesn't sound THAT bad, right" which is obviously a bad idea and while everybody else was trying to talk him out of it, only one man was so brave enough to say that he'd do it with him to "make sure he didn't die".

this is how yoon jeonghan, the enabler of all enablers, ended up in hoshi's apartment with a possibly ancient elmo plushie he'd bought from god knows where.

(note from weiss: this improvised rendition of the elmo challenge isn't real and if i see that somebody reblogs that they tried it, i might actually be concerned for your safety)

it wasn't long before the ritual finally began to take it's shape. well, after googling the specific words "how do you start a ritual with a stuffed toy" (to get the full experience of course).

jeonghan honestly didn't think that it'd actually do anything, because usually, the 3AM challenges were just clout-making machines. soonyoung would just be disappointed, he'd thought to himself.

the steps were like... out of fucking pocket though- the fuck do you mean, this starts by literally drowning the elmo in a filled kitchen sink? why specifically a kitchen sink? with himalayan salt? (tf).

(wherever the hell soonyoung bought it.)

and not just himalayan salt. two bay leaves and pepper corns were needed too. while hoshi was extremely confident in this ritual and jeonghan was helping as best as he could, the guy was asking him every ten seconds, 'why are we cooking elmo' and all he'd get in response was 'because!!' and then nothing else.

for extra experience and effect, hoshi found some dry ice as if he was deadass about to summon some shit. (possibly)

and right after, he'd gotten some scented candles he'd bought earlier that night, smelling like pumpkin spice. yes, the shit you get at starbucks. putting the candles on either side of the faucet, they were lit with matches. yeah. matches. what else. (why not a lighter? we'll never know.)

and so, everything was ready (and jeonghan let out a sigh of relief). but he wasn't relieved for very long when he found out that they needed to sing 'la la la la la, elmo's world' six times.

begrudgingly, he followed along. they did as the other said, and as the dry ice was beginning to fill the kitchen with smoke, the flames of the two candles flickered. there was no wind in the apartment whatsoever, besides them singing the elmo's world theme song.

with eyes closed and all. for the experience.

after singing elmo's world one more time for good measure (jeonghan almost left hoshi with this drenched and crusty ass elmo toy), they heard a chilling laugh that sounded identical to elmo's squeaky, very much child-like voice.

"soonyoung. be completely honest and don't fuck around. was that you?" jeonghan was beginning to feel a little unsure of the doubts of doing this… supposed clout machine of a ritual.

the other's eyes snapped open and shook his head. "we both heard that! i couldn't even do elmo's laugh even if i tried-" well, he could, if he wanted to. but the laugh sounded like it was further away from the two. it wouldn't be hoshi since the two were right next to each other.

"... did we actually manage to summon something-?" the question everybody's dying to know the answer of (and an answer somebody did not fucking die for).

unable to help himself, hoshi turned right around just before jeonghan could stop him. the rest of the apartment had gone dark, the only lights remaining being the candles surrounding the faucet. "oh shit-"

oh shit indeed when the candles died, too.

heavy and shallow breathing came from the two men, and then the erie sound of swooshing water coming from the sink that was arm's length from them. but being mortified, they didn't want to come into terms that they were hearing such, so… "hyung.. are you pissing right now?" hoshi asked out of fear, slightly hopeful for one answer and one answer only. even though he knew damn well that it wasn't the case.

"why the fuck would you ask me that-?" taking out his phone that he thankfully thought to keep pocketed, the older turned on the flashlight to have a look around. "of course i didn't piss myself. i should be asking you that question, soonyoun…" when the light hit the still-filled sink, he trailed off. silence followed his words, and before the younger could say anything, jeonghan beat him to it.

"... i didn't take elmo. and you didn't take elmo. right?"

"as if i'd touch that while it's wet," he responded matter-of-factly, but was still downright shaking in the new pair of jeans dino bought for him just weeks ago.

even through the darkness, it was obvious how even the yoon jeonghan paled as he stuck his hand in the thoroughly seasoned water. "then where the hell is elmo?" the question prompted the silence that followed, thick enough to be sliced in halves if it was physically possible. soonyoung turned to the sink and the other's hand wasn't touching anything.

"... hyung," he placed his hand on his shoulder. "if we die, i want you to know that i was the one who broke your hair dryer." the possibility of them dying was high, but it wasn't as high as jeonghan's blood pressure, probably.

"what the-"

then something damp seemed to splat right onto the kitchen counter behind them. in a rather comical manner in contrast to the tension, the two slowly turned, eyes wide and almost fearful of what they'd see. they made eye contact with the elmo plush they had previously drowned in seasoned water, and this lasted for about five seconds. nobody was breathing throughout this pause.

then the two men screamed in unison, the elmo plushie screaming right back.

they all proceeded to scream for about two minutes before soonyoung shoved jeonghan towards the damp elmo plushie, plotting his escape route and possibly never looking back once out of this horrid place. "it's either you or me, hyung- and i choose you!"

(disclaimer: this is not a pokémon au.)

"yah, don't leave me here with this thing!" the other tried to follow, scrambling to get up considering he'd fallen on his ass, before something was launched at his head, causing him to fall flat on his face. it felt extremely wet.

"la la la la la," he would never hear that song the same ever again. "elmo's worl-"

the camera footage cuts off and so does the video. the groupchat didn't hear from jeonghan or hoshi for a week besides updates from seungcheol and woozi. what happened after the infamous elmo summoning of '23 would stay a mystery that the two would take to the grave. (at least the hair dryer incident was solved.)

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if you did, please roblog, like, (pls) comment, all of that jazz :>

have a good day, sweets ^^

tagging: @etherealyoungk @rubywonu @trblsvt @icyminghao @odxrilove @stormyjisung @slytherinshua @star1117-archives @selenicives @fairyhaos @gyu-effect @jaehunnyy @luvhyun3 @wqnwoos @wheeboo @m4rsluv <3

[minquiec]

so…..

it’s finally has come to my mind…. to be recruiting peoples spidersona oc’s…. im hunting down many others….

AND JIA IS ON MY LISTTTT👹IM DRAGGING JIA INTO MY SPIDEROC DIMENSION AHAHAJ *passes out to a stroke*

I’m not asking DEMANDING at this point then I’ll be robbing her 🏃🏃 away from u min MIUAHAHA so don’t u worry she’s in good hands 🤫🤫

-jia and yue lover 🤯

😨😨😨 KIDNAPPED ❓‼️❓‼️

But anyways HAVE FUN W IT HAHA oc interactions r so fun 🤧🤧

[saintobio]

the contrast of toji and satoru is so clear in this chapter and i really hope people caught that. from toji being so in tune to knowing something was wrong w yn without her having to say something was wrong, to satoru being baffled by her emotions almost each time. to then comparing how they each handle their business - toji wanting people to look to him inspired and satoru having people fear him. yn even makes a blatant remark on how toji made her laugh through her sorrow when it’s her husband who should be doing that. the comparison is blatant, and i hope yn sees it as well bc it’s also a clear indicator for how much toji cares and how little satoru did. and despite him LEARNING to care he still doesn’t care enough, he is as selfish as sera is bc yn genuinely asked him to let her go and he selfishly cannot. as much as i LOVE canon jjk satoru i want sn satoru to feel an ounce of what he made yn feel. he has to feel and understand the sorrow of the neglect she feels. the big difference is she is choosing to turn her back on him because she wants to love HERSELF, not love someone else like he did. the downfall of sn satoru gojo is all his doing and he’s going to have to lie in the bed he made.

and i saw you mention that satoru gets jealous and as much as i am dying to read i hope yn gives him a piece of her mind about it. he has no right to feel that way after everything he put her through and i hope she continues to set him straight about it! because god that last line! MWAH! so good and i’m SO glad yn said it. you’re writing is so good and i literally was so excited to read this update. i’m sure your ask box is flooding right now but i just wanted to express this and applaud how great of an author you are! ♡ much love! ♡

i love it when i read asks and u guys don’t just point out things abt the latest chapter — you actually explain them well enough to the point where all i can do is agree 😭 that’s amazing. i was hoping someone was going to talk abt the difference between gojo and toji like yn and sera, and you did! thank u for sharing ur thoughts <33

(also see how canon gojo and toji are waaay different from their sn counterparts ahahaj)

[thelittleprinceconfirmed]

THANKS FOR TAGGING ME‼️‼️ I had no idea you lived in the uk I guess we're pretty close ahahaj

1. I don't think so

2. When I made a mess and felt bad about it like a week ago 😭

3. LMFAOOO NO

4. Me and sports are two different things

5. Frack yea

6. Probably the hair 😭 I think it says alot about them

7. Blue 😒

8. I like scary movies but I'm very picky about them

9. Everything 😏 (jk I'm good at studying and drawing and piano)

10. Some hospital in London (I am NOT mentioning which one)

11. I like languages and drawing and playing piano

12. None 😭

13. I'm like 162 cm or smth

14. Art 😬

15. Vexillologist or linguist or maybe translator

ANYONE WHO WANTS TO DO THIS PLEASE FEEL WELCOME TO‼️‼️ ESPECIALLY MOOTS

tagged by bestie @snugsunresplendence (sorry to arrive so late to the party but work has been an absolute whore)

1) were you named after anyone?

I grew up knowing I was named after one of my father's aunts (whom I loved very much as a kid - she died when I was 12). A lot later I found out that my grandmother wasn't my mother's biological mother and that my mother's biological mother also shared the same name, so there was some intent there, as well.

2) when was the last time you cried?

I teared up a bit after therapy today but the last proper cry with full sobs and snot was Saturday after work byecause work lately has been an absolute WHORE.

3) do you have kids?

No and I don't want them.

4) what sports do you/have you played?

I played volleyball when I was a kid. I'm not at all sporty and I'm also super fat and out of shape that even though I wish I could run or hike, my body just can't.

5) do you use sarcasm?

Quite a lot, since I was very young. Not in a cruel way anymore, though. Like, I'll be sarcastic like "such lovely weather we're having!" when the weather is very obviously shitty.

6) what's the first thing you notice about people?

I don't even know. The look on their faces, probably.

7) what's your eye color

Dark brown.

8) scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings, I don't believe in recreational fear.

9) any talents?

I'm very smart, good with words and I have a good instinct for narrative structure. Sadly, I am wasting all of this in discussing other people's writings instead of writing my own things, because I counterbalance my talents with an unhealthy level of laziness.

10) where were you born?

A hospital in Athens, Greece.

11) what are your hobbies?

I like watching films, reading, writing (small things, nothing that requires any level of effort or commitment), baking and also doing absolutely nothing, sometimes accompanied by music.

12) do you have any pets?

No. I'd like a cat but I don't feel ready for the responsibility of taking care of a living thing, yet. I got a pot of basil a few months ago and right now it's a pot of soil with two brown sticks sticking out that I still water every few days, pretending that it's just a phase and that I haven't actually killed the very dead thing.

13) how tall are you?

166cm, I think

14) favorite subject in school?

Chemistry, probably. I'm sure it wasn't the same every year but I was a lot into chemistry for a long time, I remember as much.

15) dream job

Well, screenwriter, I guess. Except I'd also need my dream personality to go with this dream job because the way I am now I just can't.

tagging! @gothic-goon @yourfluffiestnightmare @ivankaramazov07 @santacoppelia @lavend3r-mo0n

[lovesung127]

thoughts on glitch mode during my first listen:

Fire Alarm: like the instrumental at the beginning, the bass<3, haechan’s part, a full a$$ shaker, wee woo wee woo wee woo, also one part like half rap I think renjun ? it’s all in English but that part ate. jisung’s voice!!!

Glitch Mode: loved it! renjun and chenle devoured on vocals. haechan’s part in the bridge was awesome. jaemin ate everyone up! mark and jeno’s raps were so good! i wish jisung had more lines tho:( THE BASSS ALSO THAT GUITAR OMLLLL Arcade: OH?!?!! MARK’S PART AT THE BEGINNING ?!?! JISUNG’S PARTSS??!? the opening was crazy had my interest peaked for real. chorus/post chorus goes too hard. bridge ate It’s Yours: vocals did not come and play. i think it’s chenle? also JISUNGGGGGG AHAHHH! i love the rap parts!!! hehehe this song is a cutie Teddy Bear: okayyyyy the opening with mark AHHH his giggle. JISUNGGGGGGGHGH!! MARK’S SINGING OMGOMG!!! AND RENJUN’S VOICE. okay so uhm i was looking forward to this song the most and idk it’s still good buT AHH. the vocals in the bridge omgomg im melting. and i really love the instrumental/beat of the song Replay: wwwoooo the ad libs at the beginning. JAEMINS RAP PART AHSHDJJDKD AND THE CHORUS HOLY MY JAW DROPPED!!! THE BRIDGE?!?! WHO LET ALL OF THEM EAT LIKE THAT?!? JISUNGS RAPPPP!!!! Saturday Drip: YOOOO THEY DID NOT HOLD BACK!!! THE BEGINNING?!? LOVE IT!! JISUNG?!?! JENO??? JAEMIN?!? MARK?!? #1 A$$ SHAKERRRRRR!!!! THE CHORUs!! GIRL IM BUSTING SERIOUS MOVES TO THIS LOL!! JAW DROPPED IDK WHO DOES THAT LITTLE SPEAKY THINGY AT THE END BUT I LOVE I THINK IT MIGHT BE MARK

Better Than Gold: i love this is so like?? IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT AHH! BUT ITS SO CUTE AND UPBEAT!! ALSO IT REMINDS ME OF ONE OTHER NCT SONG BUT I CANT PIN IT AHHH!! OMG JISUNG?!? HIS VOICE IS SO PRETTY OMFOMKFM THEY BETTER LET HIM SING MORE Drive: it’s very chill and relaxing and cute. I like it! Like it reminds me of like chilling outside on a warm sunny afternoon. also I liked jaemin’s part in the song at the middle Never Goodbye: renjun ate at the beginning! I really really like this song. It’s like a ballad but interesting? lol idk how to describe it. the vocals really got to shine. I love love the chorus and jisunggg!1!!1 Rewind: love the beginning notes!! very throwbackesque!! LOVE THE CHORUS. like the note progression thing in the chorus scratches my brain the right way. ALSO CHENLE’S VOICE HERRREEE AHAHAJ love the ending!! overall my faves rn are Replay, Saturday Drip, and maybe Never Goodbye! but it might change so idk ahhh anyways go streammmm

[cantalouupe]

hi hi hiii !! i’m not here for a req but omg i’m just here to say that i absolutely ADORE your writing style,, your fics are just . total banger !!! aaAAA YOUR ALBEDO FIC MADE ME FKFJJD I LOVE THIS FUNKY LITTOL ALCHEMIST BOY SM GRGRRR

anyways... i knew u from ao3 and ur fics just- again just it’s amazing . no words , speechless ..

btw, do u think that childe would probably like .. OH foul legacy i mean to would insert himself slowly in u and just coos sweet nothings into your ear and when he’s fully sheathed he’ll just start thrusting in and your stomach just bulges cause of how big and thick he is .. maybe.. he’d def call u a slut and fill u up repeteadly too .. just a thought though aaAA ITS BEEN IN MY HEAD THIS DAYS HELPP

btw IM SO SORRY IF THIS IS ALOT ;;, i’m just- amshdhd hope u don’t mind .. also can i be 🍡 anon? aajshdj if u dont mind.. anyways keep up the good work !!! loves u dearly user cantalouupe <33 hope u have a nice day asf !!

hihi ahahaj thank you 🥺 that means so much im happy you like my work

and foul legacy is mean and unforgiving in his actions, and rough. i personally dont think he would be nice. to him you are just a sex toy for him to use as much as he wants. i do quite like the idea of stomach bulges because foul legacy 100% has a huge dick

don’t apologize!!! i like long messages so its okay ^^ thank you dear anon

[loki-anon]

ahahaj yayy !! and yeah i really like it😖🤚 i am 5’ and size kink likes to pull through and as much as i hate it when people tease me for my height- i love the nicknames !!

and oh my god it was such a good prank !!! so my family usually has kinda strict times for when they eat dinne, and we have a l o t of clocks in the house- so ofc i change all the clocks to say different times- bow you may be like “well thats kinda lame” but hold your horses, god of mischief- i set it so every clock was an hour ahead or behind- ultimately confusing my family when they checked their phones to also see it an hour behind- leaving two clocks and two clocks only, which are in my room, to be at the correct time. and then i watched the chaos ensue no one knowing the correct time

its kinda dumb but it was really funny watching my father try to fix his phone from manual time to timezone auto-set and my mom frantically cooking dinner😌

for our library date; shall we read to each other or our own separate books?

You’re tiny, little one is very fitting then.

I can imagine the chaos that caused, it must have been very amusing. I’m proud!

I think we should read to each other, then I get to listen to your voice.