#SLAAAAAAAAAAY

[hermitdream]

5UP VTUBER HOLY GUACAMOLEY

[rocketrouquine]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx53nEExc0r/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

MY GLASSES ARE THROUGH THE ROOF!! HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[coconutcrystal]

Mermay 2024

Based on the mimic octopus. I tried a bunch on new things here, and it helped me figure out how to make custom pattern brushes (painfully). Still figuring out a name for them/him.

[hannathecartoonlover]

Drawing of my ocs

Annabelle,salamandra,Hollie and Charli

[thomascromwelll]

Happy Birthday, King!!! SLAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Richard Plantagenet — Richard III Born in 2 October, 1452.

[jasontoddisbest]

@humanarsonist

one of my friends has a new catchphrase. its pretty bad.

[aachria]

CONGRATULATIONS ON 100 CHAPTERS!!!!

Absolutely badass, you're an inspiration

oh em gee thank you so much. I don't know exactly what I'm inspiring but slaaaaaaaaaay.

[borisbubbles]

Eurovision 2023: #17-#16

17. UNITED KINGDOM Mae Muller - "I wrote a song" 25th place

Decade ranking: 46/116 [Above RAFAL, below We Are Domi]

Pahr Mae. All the abuse she had to sit through pre-show for not being Rina Sawayama by twitter queers in ugly mullets (please log off and touch grass.) and later by the boomer press for being a VILE, JEWISH, ANARCHO-LIBERAL ENGLAND-HATING "T-WORD" (just a reminder: Mae is not trans and transphobia hurts ALL women, don't fucking engage in it, you stupid "gender-critical" cunts) for idk... daring to say Tories suck (they do). She gave us the gift of #GAYRIGHTS (she did), and the gays rewarded her back with a paltry bottom 2 placement. She was just tryna slaaaaaaaaaay you filthy little bottoms. 😭😭😭

Like okay, the second Mae said she was on #VocalRest we knew there would be no "recovery". Her singing was never not strained (even at the pre-parties) and it wasn't going to get any better. She knew that and so should've we. Yeah, her off-kilter vocals were a big detriment to the overall performance. I wouldn't dare to claim otherwise.

However, at a certain point in the ranking I have to let go of my ~personal gripes~ and rally my angry logic for the purpose of defence and I've chosen THIS point you can't make me. Mae's vocals were blergh and that was a deal, but visiually, omg, it looked so GOOD?

THE ZENA-ESQUE BACKDROP (yes, we're gonna Like It)

THE FUN ACT WITH THE BUDDING HE/SHE/THEY DANCERS

THE SASS, THE SPUNK, THE ZEST, THE PLUCK

YOU'RE POWERFUL, YOU'RE ALL YOU NEED, WERK IT BABY, COME WITH ME!

If you have a one decently-sized negative and then a bunch of smaller positives, the net result is still a positive, surely? Well it was here and you'll have to deal.

Not to mention the UK fucking TRIED this year, okay and god there have been too many years recently where they've just been fucking phoning it in, not even trying to be good, sending reasonably talented artists like SuRie and James Newman to their doom with lame demos and visionless non-acts nobody could possibly be made to care for. "I wrote a song" was a self-written pamphlet against toxicity and in favour of mental health (Roxen could NEVER; therapy can work lest she/they first learn to LISTEN TO PEOPLE [other than *ndr*w t*te]). Depth and thematic relevance any 2010s BBC entry would murder an orphanage for.

While it did not pay out this year, and instead of like... a solidly competent entry we got a visual treat with trainwreck vocals, point still stands. The UK made an effort to prove that Ryder wasn't a one-time fluke. Kick-ass song by a kick-ass maiden was a good attempt and befitting her entry, is the proof that BBC are working on themselves, which is more than what one can say about the next country on our list:

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16. MALTA The Busker - "Dance (Your Own Party)" 35th place

Decade ranking: 43/116 [Above Montaigne, below TBA]

As is the case with televised competitions with semifinals, some participants need to NQ and ideally those flop spots go to solulu/delulu broadcasters that have lost their touch with reality, have no idea what they're doing, are throwing away golden opportunities with zero regard and yet respond with indignation when their stupid schemes ricochet back in their faces like errant boomerangs.

So in the light of that, TVM's flop era was has been long in the works and is fully deserved. To hell with this wishy-washy, cynically corporate piece of secretive shit broadcaster. Malta have only been truly good twice recently, and even Destiny was kind of debatable (What separates a "Je Me Casse" from a "Queen Bees" other than two glasses of chardonnay?).

However, as if often the case with entries that get the overdue flop results (see also: Ela and Tell Me More), The Busker didn't particularly deserve to be the anvil of fate, not in the least be hit with such overkill: last place with 3 points, excusez-moi? No idea what The Busker did (well, what they specifically did) to be immediately branded as THE MOST ANNOYING THING OF ALL TIMES once they arrived in Liverpool. We've seen worse of the same "offenses", where WERE these people when The Roop and Mikolas Jozef were being an ABSOLUTE TERROR to us? Oh right, bookie odds made it fashionable to pretend to like them, got it.

Anyway, how else can you do an entry such as "Dance" any justice if not by going ham? This is only one of two recent examples since "Walk On Water" where Malta actually staged appropriately, playing to their song's best strengths.

🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷 I FEEL BETTER IN MY SWEATER 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

I *liked* the presentation. It was jank and clunky and Moldovan. The three acts, the sweater change, the obnoxiously bad sax playback, the bedroom dance moves that completented the song's bedroom karaoke vibe, Dav Jr.'s excellent hairline. Works for me! They HAD A VISION to craft a story of lockdown blues and social anxiety and I won't toss it in the bin just because it's trashy and out of vogue! It's Eurovision, and trashy also-rans have been a staple since the very beginning. Embrace them!

The true reason why the Busker did this poorly was bad luck. They were on second in r/o, had no built-in vote bases (like Serbia) and directly competed with the OTT-LOUD entries from Croatia and Finland. Hurricane Käärijä landed and left only destruction in his wake. Put The Busker in Semi 2 and their total points rise to a similar level that Iru and Diljá got.

Of course, The Busker also dropped for me, but that's just the normal trajectory for gimmicky entries doing its work. When the joke is still fresh and funny, I'm into it the most, but once I've acclimatized my mind and the novelty has worn off and I'm just left with how much I like the music. As it turns out, "Dance" was fine fun semi filler and that's something I'm perfectly okay with. 😁

THE RANKING

[dykebluejay]

in person classes cancelled at the college tmr slaaaaaaaaaay

[whoatemyshoe]

[tasklinemgr]

unsupervised satellites and the unintentionally oversupervised satellites like. YESSSS YOU ARE ALL ON OPPOSING POLES!

now lets go SLAAAAAAAAAAY

AND SLAY THEY SHALL

[dmmyring]

дорогие граждане Российской Федерации, поздравляю вас с этим замечательным днём 9 мая, днём...

РОЖДЕНИЯ ДЕЙВА ГААНА, ПОТРЯСАЮЩЕГО ДЕДА КОТОРЫЙ ЕБОШИТ УЖЕ СОРОК ЛЕТ В ПРЕКРАСНОЙ ГРУППЕ И РАДУЕТ НАС СВОИМ СУЩЕСТВОВАНИЕМ И СВОЕЙ ШИКАРНОЙ МУЗЫКОЙ🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

ЖЕЛАЮ ОТ ДУШИ СВОЁ КЛАССИЧЕСКОЕ «ПРОЖИТЬ СТОЛЬКО ЖЕ ЛЕТ, СКОЛЬКО УЖЕ ПРОЖИЛ» И ПУСТЬ ВСЕ ГОВОРЯТ ЧТО У НЕГО НЕ ДЕВЯТЬ ЖИЗНЕЙ, А ДЕВЯНОСТО ДЕВЯТЬ 💥💥💥

SLAAAAAAAAAAY

и кстати об этом, ПУСТЬ ЭТА SLAYNESS НИКОГДА НЕ УГАСАЕТ!!!☺️

[esr10]

Ariana Grande is gonna hit a c6 as she burns in the deepest pits of hell and Ronald Reagan is gonna be like “slaaaaaaaaaay 🔥”

[harryfeatgaga]

solo date at Chiltern firehouse tonight because why the fuck not !!!!

SLAAAAAAAAAAY

[fearsomeandwretched]

Slaaaaaaaaaay