Who, in your professional opinion, is the Ultimate Himbo™ of Metallica?
Ah, yes. Glad you asked such a difficult question to this very much professional metallica blog.
*puts on glasses* *starts the power point*
The main ingredients of a himbo are:
-the beef
-the dumbassery
-the kindness
You have to achieve all three or the formula will not react.
HOWEVER! If we follow this rule to the letter, I can not crown only one of them with full marks.
But, if we intend 'the beef' not only as big and meaty, but as powerful and sculptured..... Then we have a winner.
I'm glad to present you the winner of the 2020 tallica himbo award.
Mr. Kirk Hammett from 2002
Here is my proof (x):
-starts saying it's hot randomly
-starts to undress in the middle of an interview
-IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARKING LOT
-he waves too
-so his braincells are 2. This is proven.
-we can't see his ass clearly but the man is a yoga pants certified and also a surfer!
-more importantly, Lars has testified that that ass is SCULPTURED. The best metallica ass from the most qualified metallica ass critic.
-so yes, he has got the beef.
-but what about kindness?
-well, his heart is "big as a house. Big as this whole building" (cit Rob)
-he let himself being suck into Lars' babble and indulging in them (I love my comic duo)
-duders,,,,,, have you seen skom???????
-yeah, I thought so.
Your honor, I rest my case.
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Yo ya'll who digs this sort of stuff should check it out, just a suggestion 🥂😌✨
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BEeeecause my dear comrades sometimes one just have to imagine that their comic is a tv show. One can dream ;;
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YO YO GUESS WHAT this webcomic updates with a new chapter tomorrow!! I really do recommend checking it out ;}
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MY FANTASTIC FRIEND NIKIJOART @ INSTAGRAM MADE ME FANART OF ME BOYS
Btw, S.K.O.M will update tomorrow night! Sssstay tuned, peeps!
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Page from chapter 5 of this this comic. We're at chapter 3 right now!
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HEY! You haven’t missed out on my webcomic, right?
It’s a Hellboy/BPRD inspired comic. It takes place in 80′s Scandinavia, with wolfmen, scandinavian trolls, pagan witches and ancient gods!
You can read it at Tapastic and Webtoons. Just search for SKOM! :)
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Many years ago now, I have had this conversation.
Me: what hurts more you think? Gunshot or knifestab?
L, my friend: hmmm
T, Ls mom, without missing a beat: gunshot. Gunshot hurt definently most.
Me and L:
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Chapter 2 has begun at my tapas! Just look for SKOM in the searchbar!
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Yooo! Headover to my Tapas for an update on my Hellboy inspired webcomic S.K.O.M !
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Have a Mattis as a compensation for lack of updates. I make alot of art atm, but I am bad at uploading :^)
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28th of August, S.K.O.M is becoming a webcomic! Links will be available here, on my insta severinovaart and Facebook.
Untill then, heres' a Mattis in moving form~
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