#SIR WHY

[judgement-marshmallow]

"we'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when."

[shaniacsboogara]

watching ryan drain the power almost immediately has been the most stressful experience of my entire life i think

[dangoarts]

unexpectancy part 2 be like

[rixalynn]

I feel bad for Linda at this point…

[horse-heaven]

me: hey Roland let’s practice going through the other tunnel

Roland: *jumps straight up into the air and lands on top of the tunnel* like this?

[erjmokay]

Can someone remind my dragon scale that it has been low-medium splashy variegated its whole life and it has no business jump scaring me with a fkn white-out leaf?!

Sir, are you trying to give me a heart attack?! We need some chlorophyll in here, stat.

[pedropascalpussyhat]

there was no reason for this tbh

[starseized]

i'm thinking about amy's choice tonight, specifically abt rory's fucking ponytail

[flock-talk]

Best of luck to you and Newt!

Thank you!

I already had to move him once since he wouldn’t stop plucking inside his cage now he’s falling asleep on the wall outside of it no issues so far 🤞

[lallyloo]

[x]

[lukaherehelp]

x

[rixalynn]

Me whenever Lucifer storms outta Linda’s office with a stupid way to resolve his issues…

[bookwyrminspiration]

*through gritted teeth* haha no don't cancel the one available session of that class I really need you're so sexy

[horse-heaven]

despite having been crate trained since before I brought him home, Roland has recently decided to react to being put in his crate by screaming bloody murder. I am not pleased with this development

[thatwrestlingnerd]

OH GOD OWENS PLEASE

[bpdamn]

okay so beard hater no.1 here and my s/o luckily absolutely hates them too but for some reason he woke me up with a fuggin beard DRAWN on his face today and i had a fuggin HEARTATTACK and- yea that’s it i’m traumatized for life (as y’all know i wasn’t before)