#SIIIIIIII

[rainbowgod666]

(Suoni di scimmia)

A sign of affection.

screen miei.

[olibela]

Cristiano Ronaldo: "In Europe, my work is done, I won everything." Boa sorte no teu novo clube porque eu acredito sinceramente que a tua aventura na Europa ainda não acabou. Ainda vamos ver muito mais de ti num clube europeu, por isso, desfruta desta nova etapa, ganha forma e para o ano logo se vê. Sempre acompanhar te onde quer que estejas. Mágico, Monstro, melhor do mundo e ídolo! Obrigado por tudo que nos deste na Europa e à nossa seleção, estarei à espera de ver mais e do teu regresso aos grandes palcos europeus. Obrigado, Cristiano Ronaldo SIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

[pm-00]

CÓMO NO VA A SER LINDA LA VIDA SI TODOS LOS LATINOS ESTÁN REGRESANDO AL QSMP???

[mantecol]

Me di por vencido, me voy a comprar el conejito lino trucho en lomas

[mactavishsgfandwife]

just saw a headcanon for simon’s favourite colours, very cute however imagine asking that man for his favourite colour??? he would not take you seriously

"Siiiiiiii..?"

He turns his rough face to you, not feeling the need to respond with his words. He always does that - damned if you know why - claims there’s no point responding verbally when you can literally see that he’s listening. At heart, the big guy’s just a contrarian. Still, you want to hear him speak.

"Simon?" You nudge him with your feet, the both of you lounging on the sofa. Him in that old tshirt that definitely has like 5 holes in it, and his plaid pyjama bottoms, and you in one of the few shirts of his that was actually purchased in the last decade. He’s not really used to staying at home, what with his job, but when he does finally the opportunity to spend the day with you he will make every excuse in the book just to stay at home all day, basking in your presence.

"Wha?"

What a romantic, really.

"Wha’s your favourite colour?" you nudge him again with your feet, just for the sake of annoying him.

"Sorry, what?" he laughs a little, propping himself up to sit a little straighter in the company of his missus.

"I said, what’s your favourite colour?"

"What sort of a question is tha’?" he grins, crossing those arms. Christ, those arms… but that’s besides the point.

"What do you mean?" you frown, nudging him again.

"Stop," he chides, catching your pretty little foot in his rough hand, like his prey. He gives it a little tickle just to mess with you, then holds it firmly as if it were a little treasure, and not a foot.

"Don’t have one, love," he grins, a little amused, "’M a grown man."

"Everyone has one," you protest.

"You tell y’rself that."

"Shut up. You do have one, Si, you have to."

"No," his thin lip curls a little, betraying his amusement.

"What is it?"

"Don’t have one."

"You do."

Si pauses, looking at you blankly for a few seconds until his empty stare turns to a stupid, sly grin.

"… Shutup."

"What is it, what is it, what is it, what is it????" you delight in this grand new revelation.

"Not telling."

You glare at him with those playful eyes. Only a saint could resist the temptation to give you whatever you wanted, and Simon is no saint.

"… Black," Si huffs.

There’s a slight pause as it’s now your turn to stare at him blankly. There’s a brief silence.

"You know that’s not a colour, right?" you cackle, letting him wind an arm around your waist and pull you closer to him.

"Is," he grumbles, burying his face in the sweet scent of your hair.

it’s 3am and i need to be up early tomorrow 😿😿😿

hope you guys likey, i haven’t written anything since like march!!!

masterlist - lots more simon among other things

[chirobani]

*se lo roba*

Was having some fun and me time editing my spacehey profile and found this marvel of a stamp

[skyrigel]

Omg stawp🤧I’m glad they made you happy 🥹💖 I need sweetheart simon rn😩🌸

“Siiiiiiii-monnnnnn! I am tireeddddd” You slurred and giggled at how horrible it sounded, Simon just rolled his eyes fondly before grabbing your purse and standing up.

“tis’ past Mrs. Riley's bedtime.” He said smugly, snatching away the drink you almost got your hands on, Gaz drank it instead.

“Sleep well Mrs.Riley !” Soap raised his glass, wiggling his eyebrows the way Ghost hated.

“Tread carefully, he's not liking it.” Pince admitted, clapping an arm around Soap, watching dizzily at the whole affair.

“But you just started !”

Simon pulled you closer to him.

“She has work tommorow and will wake up all grumpy and moody, while I love her—”

“There are children here.” Soap stated, smirking at Pince who flashed him the bird.

“—like that but she's not gonna like being mean at her job, my ray of sunshine and I love meanie her—”

“You guys should really get a room.” Gaz dodged the glare Simon shooted.

“fuck it, let's go love.”

Ignoring them all, while you waved sloppily at them, like there would be no tommorow and John equally matching your freak.

Simon practically carried you out of the bar, one hand holding your high heels and sling bag while other wrapped around your waist.

“Baby, can we dance ?” You wiggled out and would have smashed your head if it weren't Simon who held you against him.

“Aren't you tired cupcake ?” He suggested, opening the car door and tossing in your belongings before clasping both of your hands in his veing big ones.

“Yeah. Right.” You blinked, then beamed, “But let's dance !” you added pulling him.

Simon shrugged, watching you with his fond head tilt, the one he had only for you.

“If you dance with me —” You lowered your voice to a whisper, cupping his face, “—I'll marry you.”

Simon's lips quirked, his lower voice tone was rapsier and more sexy, “Would ave’ take ya’ offer but am already married.”

He flashed his wedding band to you, taking in the frown you immediately descended in.

You blinked more and then looked at your hand, cupping his rough face.

“Same same.” You murmured, His cheeks flushed, nodding along, “samesame” He chimed, then.

“What a coincidence.” Simon blushed.

“Dance with me tonight.” You pouted, staring up from your mascara stained lashes.

“Wouldn’t ya’ husband mind ?”

“Wouldn’t my husband mind ?” You repeated, drunkish and everything mingled, like a spectrum, high and low all along.

“I don't think so.” He grinned, taking your fingers and bringing them on top of your head, twirling you once.

“Your wifey lovely ?” You asked, feeling giddy by the second twirl.

“Very.” Simon smiled, kissing your forehead.

Masterlist

[princehacecosas]

Pokémon y Countryhumans pq siiiiiiii

[elbiotipo]

-Oye Stephanie, que quieres hacer hoy?

-No lo sé Mike, tal vez jugamos en los columpios?

-Oh rayos, Steph, que es eso?

*sonidos mágicos*

-UJUJUJU. HOLA A TODOS, SOY EL DUENDE MÁGICO DE LA LIBERTAD!

-Caray! Quien es ese sujeto?

-JIJIJI VENGO A LLEVARLES A UN MUNDO DE FANTASÍA, DONDE TODOS SOMOS LIBRES PARA HACER LO QUE QUEREMOS SIN EL MALVADO ESTADO! SE ANIMAN A ENTRAR A MI MUNDO MÁGICO? JUJUJUJU

-SIIIIIIII

-PUES NO PERDAMOS MÁS TIEMPO! MURRAY! MILTON! ROBERT! LUCAS! CONAN! MIS FIELES CANES! PRESTENMÉ SU MAGIA Y LLEVENMÉ A UN MUNDO SIN ZURDOS! JUJUJUJU!

*ruidos mágicos*

*EL PESO SE DEVALUA UN 54%*

[theglassbeads]

Ante las miradas de ambas, la pareja decidió marcharse sin decir nada, tal vez demasiado asustados. La paz y tranquilidad les duró poco, pues otra pareja de estúpidos apareció. Era el día. "La única solución sería erradicar a todos." Bromeo ligeramente, sorprendiéndose incluso a ella misma. Hacía mucho que no bromeaba. La verdad, nunca nadie le daba la oportunidad. Aunque el pensamiento de no tener que volver a ver a personas enamoradas cuando ella estaba siempre tan sola no la desagradaba.

Alecto observó con frialdad cómo Scarlett expresaba su disgusto por San Valentín. "Es verdad, detestable", murmuró con un tono gélido, compartiendo el desdén hacia la festividad. Cuando la pareja tropezó debido a su intervención observó con indiferencia el pequeño incidente. "Deberían prestar más atención", comentó con voz serena pero cargada de desdén, dejando claro su falta de simpatía hacia los demás. Su mirada se guio hacia la rubia una vez, parecia que la muchacha había disfrutado de lo sucedido, cosa que agrado a la mortifaga.

[forestshadow-wolf]

I need you to think about Ghoap taking care of the other when they're sick

I'm sick and suffering

I like to think the REALLY milk it when they're sick. Like "Johnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Thirstyyyyyy." He could very well get a drink in his own but why when he could get Johnny to do it.

Or claiming to need cuddles constantly, "Siiiiiiii. Nooooooo dinnae goooooo, m'cold" as he's overdramatically shivering. When one of them is sick NOTHING gets done around base

[ojosespanola]

Siiiiiiii

[belit0]

¡Hola! Espero que estés teniendo una linda semana ❤️‍🩹 Vengo con LA pregunta JJSJSJA ¿Cuál creerías que es la posición favorita durante ✨️el frutifantástico✨️ de los Uchiha?

AJSDHASKDJ SIIIIIIII AMOOOOOOOO DIOS, que feliz me pone QUE ME HABLEN EN ESPAÑOL me hace bien al alma 😭😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Ahora, voy a contestar esto con imagenes porque siento que va a ser mas explicativo que cualquier palabra, asiqueeeeeeeee:

Hablame al privado y seamos amigxs xfavoooooor 😭👀❤️‍🩹💫

Request translation: Hi! Hope you're having a nice week ❤️‍🩹 I come with THE question JJSJSJA What would you think is the favorite position during ✨️el frutifantástico ✨️ of the Uchiha?

Indra

Madara

Izuna

Obito

Shisui

Itachi

[lolisalvaje]

un pequeño regalo

Siiiiiiii Al fin lo termine!!!!

Me siento realizada, las manos no me querian salir y de verita queria hacer este fan art del fanfic 《Históricamente inexacto》

Cual me a tenido mal, cada cap es un altibajo que me gusta como me hace llorar, entonces con mucho cariño se lo dedido al autor@ @macawritesupdates o en ao3 como:

🎎macabrecabra🎎

Contexto del fanfic a lo que no lo an leido…

Donde yuuji viaja al pasado de forma astal y conoce a don ryoume🤤, en lo largo del fanfic ambos se ayudan a encontrar animo en su oscura vida. Entonces cada vez que yuuji regresa al presente su cuerpo perece y le toca enfretar al sukuna del presente, cual recuerda ( hace mil año y le agarra cariño al mocoso) unos segundo despues…

Pero la vaina es que yuuji no lo quiere, solo le gusta el don ryoume y de ahi va todo el trama.

Entonces este fan art me inspire en representar la parte de sukuna del presente y de como le toca ser como yuuji ama mas su pasado, pero no a el y recordar eso, como si nunca pidiera tocarlo

Espero que le guste, le dejo el link en los comemtarios

[millelenzuola]

Riassunto di oggi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA no no respira è tutto okay VA BENEEEE SONO CALMAAAAAA no non sei calma SIIIIIIII no SIIIIII no

[firecrackerhh]

My current thoughts:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*clears throat*

STEPHANIE BEATRIZ AS VAGGIE LETS GOOOOO!!!!

HUSK IS PLAYED BY KEITH DAVID FUCK YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

I CANT WAIT TO HEAR ALASTOR SIIIIIIIIING!!!

THE HOTEL IS FUCKING GORGEOUS OH MY GOOOOOD!!!!!

Lmao Charlie peeping at people while they fuck.

GOD I CANT WAAAAAAAAAAIIIITTT!!!

LETS GOOOOOO!!!!