#SICK CAR BRO

[escapetoformentera]

german is so funny like. make sure to take your anti baby pills after you have gender traffic

[sneakingpasta]

The storyboards for this are crazyyyyy

We got Blitz being an unbothered shopping king with a waist so cinched it could make the Haus of Holbein jealous

See also: IMP being the monsters under Cletus’s bed.

IMP chilling at the office

What y’all with doomed OTP’s look like 👆

Blitzfizz hyping up a chainsaw dick (no wonder the cherubs though Blitz was trying to commit murder goddamn)

Blitz looking desperate and bargaining and Stolas just trying to block it all out (bro is high stepping his feelings out)

Blitz’s ‘oh shit I fucked up’ face. Bro bethinking, rethinking, and overthinking

Extra:

Cute demon couple spotted

beautiful art by Salem the Squidder

[soupbtch]

how am I supposed to work under these conditions

[causenessus]

locked in so hard...I outlined two chapters...but wait, it gets worse. I was so locked in my outline is 20 pages long already...and I only have three chapters....the power of a silly drink and three hours at the library

[highspeedinterconnect]

this week has been fucking awful I just wanna lay down somewhere quiet w my gf and cats. holy shit

[shima-draws]

Currently feel like I’ve been hit by a truck, hope you all are faring better than me lol

[the-acid-pear]

The thing about the painter analog that people don't get and makes them hate it is that at heart this isn't a serious horror story. This is pure gore not only for the sake of gore but for the sake of camp. Once I was talking of to my dad laughing at the guy who had his face sanded off and he was like yeah not new they did that in Jason already 🙄 which was later reinforced by UrbanSpook admitting this is inspired by those old 80s slasher which should tell you everything.

I'm saying this bc i saw a video pairing it with Playground and the incest game and while I don't know the second I watched a video on playground once and the difference is that that book is trying to tell a story and say something on top of the gore but the later makes it hard to care. Which is kind of the issue another "gone too far" piece of media my beloved A Serbian Film runs into where you cannot take yourself too seriously if you also want to show over the top violence or you'll lose the audience.

OF COURSE there are exceptions like Hostel, Saw and 😏 the human centipede ☺️ (cocksucker for that movie and it's more serious points, though it barely counts bc the gore is very tame save for in 2) and I couldn't exactly tell you what's the difference between what makes them work and what doesn't but still.

But I'm getting off topic I'm not here to say which media is good or not I'm here to point out the painter is not a serious story that asks you to care for the characters it's a over the top schlocky gore that asks you to go GROOOOSS or laugh at the over the top brutality it presents. Which is very standard in horror.

[coulson-is-an-avenger]

no offense but the american concept of "fuck you personally and expect punishment if anything ever happens to you, in or out of your control, that affects your ability to be a perfect worker at all times" is, quite frankly, unhinged

[imflyingfish]

So tired of being responsible

[shigarosie]

My temporary second part time position ended a week early so now I'm gonna be $500 behind my budget for the next few weeks :(

[dragon-fly34]

HI!

It's October and we're almost at Halloween and I remembered that it's the anniversary of the game Luigi's mansion 3, so I'm going to do a Halloween post about Mario + Luigi's mansion 3.

And a bonus is that I will post King boo/Hellen Gravely together with their children because I miss them 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

bye!

[dilfcherricola]

Date tomorrow cancelled because his life is apparently always falling apart which isn’t his fault but I do want to go on a date once in a while

[brotherslayer]

Medraut

[kaidabakugou]

i forgot how disgusting an all boys house is🤢

[goldammerchen]

(Germany's living room, late at night)

Prussia: West, I'm gonna go out on my bike- Germany: This late?! Prussia: Pfff, I'll use my helmet! What's the worst that could happen? Germany: (deadpan) Being run over by a SUV Prussia: (sees the mental image of that...) Prussia: (...including the sound of bones breaking) Prussia: (chills run down his spine) What's wrong with you? I'm taking your car! Prussia: (leaves through the front door) Germany: Good luck with that, I have the keys! (shows keys from his pocket) Germany: (goes to the kitchen, takes out a beer bottle from fridge) Germany: (opens it with a countertop) Germany: (holds the bottle midway, waiting) (Sound of Germany's car engine starting) Germany: NO! (leaves bottle) WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GOING?!

[koschei-the-ginger]

Turns out my worst personality flaw is believing insurance fraud is bad. Something the guy who's car I bumped into strictly disagrees with