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escapetoformentera · 1 year ago
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german is so funny like. make sure to take your anti baby pills after you have gender traffic
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sneakingpasta · 6 months ago
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The storyboards for this are crazyyyyy
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We got Blitz being an unbothered shopping king with a waist so cinched it could make the Haus of Holbein jealous
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See also: IMP being the monsters under Cletus’s bed.
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IMP chilling at the office
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What y’all with doomed OTP’s look like 👆
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Blitzfizz hyping up a chainsaw dick (no wonder the cherubs though Blitz was trying to commit murder goddamn)
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Blitz looking desperate and bargaining and Stolas just trying to block it all out (bro is high stepping his feelings out)
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Blitz’s ‘oh shit I fucked up’ face. Bro bethinking, rethinking, and overthinking
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Cute demon couple spotted
beautiful art by Salem the Squidder
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soupbtch · 9 days ago
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how am I supposed to work under these conditions
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causenessus · 5 months ago
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locked in so hard...I outlined two chapters...but wait, it gets worse. I was so locked in my outline is 20 pages long already...and I only have three chapters....the power of a silly drink and three hours at the library
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highspeedinterconnect · 4 months ago
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this week has been fucking awful I just wanna lay down somewhere quiet w my gf and cats. holy shit
#1. my painful wisdom tooth was found to have gnarly intricate hook that’s already grown into my sinus cavity.#so. removal and recovery and cost are going to make me explode already#2. my cat the next day was diagnosed with an aggressive type of cancer after we found a mass under her tongue that can’t be removed.#and is not realistic in cost vs the fact it’ll probably keep returning since it’s an area that’s difficult to fully remove.#she’s having a harder time eating and it’s just reminding me of the same thing that happened to my extremely beloved childhood cat.#same thing happened to her until she was just bones and couldn’t stop drooling. it’s so painful to feel the life leaving something you love#3. our motherfucking upstairs neighbor’s god damn water heater broke and flooded all the apts under but we’re directly underneath.#bro I woke up to water pouring from our CEILING LIGHTS and cracks all over the ceiling. I had to physically smash the smoke alarm#ripped it from the ceiling since it’s ceiling socket was LEAKING but it shorted out and wouldn’t stop so I ripped the battery out#our carpet and shit is all torn up now with industrial fans and dehumidifiers. but it’s scaring my sick cat to not eating. it’s so sad#4. a towing place I forfeited my old ruined car to keeps sending notarized legal letters about it ending up In Situations.#despite the fact I signed it all completely over and it’s no longer my responsibility#there’s more but I’m tired of typing all this shit#coffee shop forgot to give me my donut and the coffee tasted bad too. that part isn’t any big deal at all lol it just made me start crying
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shima-draws · 11 months ago
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Currently feel like I’ve been hit by a truck, hope you all are faring better than me lol
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coulson-is-an-avenger · 1 year ago
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no offense but the american concept of "fuck you personally and expect punishment if anything ever happens to you, in or out of your control, that affects your ability to be a perfect worker at all times" is, quite frankly, unhinged
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the-acid-pear · 7 months ago
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The thing about the painter analog that people don't get and makes them hate it is that at heart this isn't a serious horror story. This is pure gore not only for the sake of gore but for the sake of camp. Once I was talking of to my dad laughing at the guy who had his face sanded off and he was like yeah not new they did that in Jason already 🙄 which was later reinforced by UrbanSpook admitting this is inspired by those old 80s slasher which should tell you everything.
I'm saying this bc i saw a video pairing it with Playground and the incest game and while I don't know the second I watched a video on playground once and the difference is that that book is trying to tell a story and say something on top of the gore but the later makes it hard to care. Which is kind of the issue another "gone too far" piece of media my beloved A Serbian Film runs into where you cannot take yourself too seriously if you also want to show over the top violence or you'll lose the audience.
OF COURSE there are exceptions like Hostel, Saw and 😏 the human centipede ☺️ (cocksucker for that movie and it's more serious points, though it barely counts bc the gore is very tame save for in 2) and I couldn't exactly tell you what's the difference between what makes them work and what doesn't but still.
But I'm getting off topic I'm not here to say which media is good or not I'm here to point out the painter is not a serious story that asks you to care for the characters it's a over the top schlocky gore that asks you to go GROOOOSS or laugh at the over the top brutality it presents. Which is very standard in horror.
#luly talks#urbanspook#the painter analog horror#also yes actually I'll mention THC again bc that movie is deemed to go ''too far'' which is joked about often in its sequels#in 3 after the inmates at the prison watch the movie they echo the opinions of the public (calling the director sick saying he'd be jailed#etc except for my best friend who GETS IT and is laughing ILY BESTIE) and 2 is a direct response to the reaction of 1#while 1 is an extremely fucking tame horror movie BY ALL FUCKING MEANS (1 surgery scene and its so clean. after that just a tad bit of blood#and some minor infection) they made a movie that ACTUALLY went too far#and i ironically enough hate it despite appreciating this bc it just isn't fun for me. because it's trying a bit too hard.#but in case you don't know. one of the links of the centipede is a pregnant woman. she escapes and gives birth in the car. baby falls on the#brakes. she steps on its head.#pointing it out since children seem to be the point ppl go THIS IS TOO FAR#i personally found the baby squishing the highlight of the movie. second to that is. the barbed wire rape#which i didn't like because i don't enjoy seeing women be raped in my movies but its like#so funny man. literally bro put barbed wire on his cock. like that's just iconic#what shit like this and the painter are trying to achieve is simple shock. and that's FUN.#if you dont find it fun that's literally okay it simply isn't your piece of cake but that doesn't mean its bad or it shouldn't exist.#like i still see ppl insult it like GROW UP... THIS KIND OF HORROR HAS EXISTED FOREVER STOP BEING SUCH A BABY MAN
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shigarosie · 1 day ago
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My temporary second part time position ended a week early so now I'm gonna be $500 behind my budget for the next few weeks :(
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dragon-fly34 · 1 month ago
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HI!
It's October and we're almost at Halloween and I remembered that it's the anniversary of the game Luigi's mansion 3, so I'm going to do a Halloween post about Mario + Luigi's mansion 3.
And a bonus is that I will post King boo/Hellen Gravely together with their children because I miss them 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
bye!
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dilfcherricola · 3 months ago
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Date tomorrow cancelled because his life is apparently always falling apart which isn’t his fault but I do want to go on a date once in a while
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brotherslayer · 6 months ago
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Medraut
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kaidabakugou · 1 year ago
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i forgot how disgusting an all boys house is🤢
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goldammerchen · 2 years ago
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(Germany's living room, late at night)
Prussia: West, I'm gonna go out on my bike- Germany: This late?! Prussia: Pfff, I'll use my helmet! What's the worst that could happen? Germany: (deadpan) Being run over by a SUV Prussia: (sees the mental image of that...) Prussia: (...including the sound of bones breaking) Prussia: (chills run down his spine) What's wrong with you? I'm taking your car! Prussia: (leaves through the front door) Germany: Good luck with that, I have the keys! (shows keys from his pocket) Germany: (goes to the kitchen, takes out a beer bottle from fridge) Germany: (opens it with a countertop) Germany: (holds the bottle midway, waiting) (Sound of Germany's car engine starting) Germany: NO! (leaves bottle) WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GOING?!
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koschei-the-ginger · 5 months ago
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Turns out my worst personality flaw is believing insurance fraud is bad. Something the guy who's car I bumped into strictly disagrees with
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abimee · 2 years ago
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literally insane to me that noctis is straight yet somehow picked up the three gayest dudes in his realm for his adventure
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