#SHITPOSTS.
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“can i write?” I says to brain. “fuck you” says brain, whos was actually the fuck you guy
#try not to get scared: scarys stories#scariest*#ooc.#shitposts.#edit: yassss queen (gn) u may reblog
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im thinking of that post of that victorian courtship book that's like "you may fascinate a lady with a piece of cheese." and i just think that would work on cassian way too well.
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fel, holding each of the party up to eilistraee like: hey, mom please adopt these idiots, too.
#out of character.#shitposts.#were it not for the fact that most basic cleric expectations tend to send her into a spiraling nightmare about her time at the academy#she'd be more cleric levels vs warlock ones i think.
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#listen.#good morning#mobile. this is your planet speaking.#shitposts.#drug ment tw#average beard convo
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eron whose father is literally luk.e skyw.alker:
eron when other heroes from the rebellion:
#the realization that his dad is famous didn't hit him until he was at least 10 so there's that. all this time he was just 'dad'#shitposts.
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so anyways,
#shitposts.#idk if i can watch tonight's ep on time bc im w my family but#usfw //#also . ''i'm a regular guy of course i've had gay sex'' also works
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do not ask espio where he was march 31st 2023
"i'm beginning to get the feeling you've been waiting for me to make a mistake like this so you finally have something to hold over me, sonic."
#shitposts.#sxnicthehedgehxg#please sonic they're trying to LIVE!!!!! and not be mortified!!!!!!!!!!!!#this is so funny i hope no one ever lets them forget#tmosth spoilers //
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benji: i'm not a bottom
hannah: does anything
benji:
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"it's been—"
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my mutuals
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WARRANT OUT FOR @prophetries ' ARREST!
JAIL!!!!!!! JAIL FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!!!!!
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fely'ene has the energy of marie from the artisocats,
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#OOC.#SHITPOSTS.#and u can’t tell me i’m wrong#he’s literally a fruit basket#steve is my favorite reformed mean girl
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sorry to anyone who wants to go back to their planet with cities after the war but you're not getting eron to go with you
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sulla, to nikias: you're the prettiest mortal in mytros! miruna's whole gay ass looking at corinna: respectfully, you're wrong.
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