#SHE SO THICC OMG

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She tastes just like candy 💜🍭💙

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Commissions

Commissions will officially be opened again this weekend! I'm finishing up the rest of the last batch by Friday and then opening them again because my corn snake is going into shed sooner than I thought and is getting so big, she needs a new tank asap.

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Ladies and gentlemen...

H E R.

mei for may wow (its august)

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TouchStarved!Reader (+ some random reader things mainly) & Thomas Hewitt

This is rather long so yolo LOL (I just wanted to write down some little things about this that I’ve been obsessing over the past two months and couldn't quite figure out a way to make it into a full/short story so...sorry.) ((Not the best at writing moans and all that, some profanity is used!))

NSFW THEMES, MENTIONS OF ORAL (F+M RECEIVING) SIZE + PRAISE KINK AND MUTUAL MASTURBATION. (Also, slight mention of mommy kink? On readers side)

General Reader, AFAB!characteristics (example; use of breasts, vagina. Etc.)

I fully believe Tommy wouldn’t care if you’re touchy, as long as he is comfortable around you.

Which WILL take forever to get to that point. He doesn’t trust easily.

(Can you blame him? Poor baby)

But besides that, he wouldn’t care.

He’d be a bit nervous because he’s so big and he doesn’t want to hurt you.

If he’s in the basement working? You’re clinging to him like a monkey.

If he’s walking around the house? It’s like you’re Velcro.

At first, he didn’t like it.

Because he didn’t trust it.

After a while? Man is sad whenever you’re NOT there.

One time Hoyt made a nasty comment about you, and how “clingy” you are.

Tommy almost killed him.

Hates when you’re upset.

But also, secretly loves it?

And not because he’s used to people crying/being upset around him.

No, no

It’s because you’re EXTRA touchy.

You LOVE his arms, and hands…and strong thighs…. big ole shoulders……hmm.

He makes you feel safe more than anything.

Which is ironic, yes.

If you’re feeling lonely, you’ll find him wherever he is in the house and just hug him.

He grunts and grumbles.

But he loves it.

One time you absentmindedly played with his fingers, and he couldn’t help but get hard.

(When he caresses that girls face OMG)

And yes, I’m one of those firm believers he’s THICC down there.

Big ole man has a big ole dick

LMAO

Anyway.

You’re usually the one to initiate any type of intimate interaction.

It’s not that he won’t, he will…. sometimes.

Which for him, he LOVES to suck on your tits (if you have them.)

That always starts something more.

Yes, he does wear his mask.

He refuses to scare you.

Though you told him time and time again it won’t-

He just grunts at you.

I think he would love if you sucked his thumb SORRY, but I do

Like to calm yourself down, you just grab his hand and sit yourself on his thigh and go to town.

(The scene where he shoves his fingers into that guy's mouth lives rent free in my head.)

He thinks it's erotic.

Adorable.

But definitely naughty.

I also firmly believe he doesn’t have a lot of experience with sex...

Until he met you.

The first time anything ever happened he walked in on you masturbating.

Your eyes closed in bliss...

You didn’t even notice him.

That was until you heard the clank of his belt,

His apron discarded on the ground.

He was fisting his cock as he watched you.

You should’ve been embarrassed.

Scared even.

But it just made you so wet.

You moaned as your eyes met.

“T-Tommy…? I…hmm...”

He’d grunt softly, moving a little closer.

He didn’t fully understand why you were touching yourself, or the purpose of it.

But he clearly felt his cock harden rather quickly.

He’d grunt and groan as he watched, looking behind him to make sure no one would come into the room.

He knew Momma would have a heart attack if she saw what was happening.

He was nervous.

But he kept watching.

Kept fisting his cock.

You’d silently beg him to come closer.

But he wouldn’t move an inch.

Just fisting his large cock, his eyes trained on your wet cunt.

When you came it was as if he was touching you...

He came with a grunt.

Making you lick your lips as his seed leaked from his red, sensitive tip.

“Tommy, you’re such a good boy...” you’d praise

If he didn’t just have cum, he’d cum again.

He loves being praised.

Everyone’s always so mean. Yelling and berating him.

You never did.

You were always so gentle with him.

Took your time when explaining something.

Never got mad when he "messed up”.

He loved hearing your soft moans and whimpers when he had your warm breasts in his hands

Usually late at night.

Neither of you had the energy to actually touch each other but-

His tongue was magic anyway.

He’d rut his hips against your ass as he groped and sucked your tits.

Your nipples wet and glossy with saliva.

You usually were the one to receive any kind of oral.

He didn’t want you to hurt your jaw

How sweet :)))

Really, he just loved to taste you.

One time you even asked, "how Mommy tasted.”

The man about hurt his eyes with how wide they got.

He doesn’t understand kinks. Not yet anyhow.

He’d love to feast on you for hours.

Half the time into overstimulation

Which he didn’t understand, he’d tilt his head when you pushed him away.

“Baby, I’m sensitive. It felt good…so good…I promise I loved it, but…let’s take a break. Okay?”

He’d nod with a huff.

If you two didn’t have time through the day to see each other, you’d find him later that night in the basement...

You’d walk over and straddle his thigh,

“Tommy…” you’d whine.

You didn’t let him ‘respond’ before you’d slowly start grinding yourself down onto his thigh

“Need you.”

He’d let you get yourself off first, holding your hips as you used his thigh to rub your clit against the fabric of his pants.

After you came, he’d stand you up and pull your shorts down, underwear too.

Then he’d lift you up to sit on the desk and eat you out

The taste of your release like honey on his tongue.

He's a certified munch confirmed.

The first time you two ever had sex…was different.

You always talked to him about the idea of it, when…where…how.

He isn’t a stupid man.

Not by any means.

But he loved to hear you explain things.

Really just loves to hear you talk.

Never interrupted

Such a Good boy.

He did have a perceived notion of what sex meant/is.

Momma always told him it was only for a man and his wife to do to make babies for the lord.

That was the extent of his knowledge tbh.

Anywho...

The first time, it was like any normal day.

He went to “work”

You stayed home and helped with chores, Luda May (who still insists you call her momma, but you can't seem to bring yourself to do) always declared she could do it alone.

When he walked in the door, he went straight to clean up for dinner.

Dinner was uneventful.

You washed the dishes alone, telling Luda to rest.

He came into the kitchen.

And just stood there.

“Tommy? You okay Hun?”

Always so gentle with him, he huffed...

“What’s wrong?”

You wiped your hands on your hand towel, walking closer.

“Hmm? Long day?”

You hugged him, he didn’t move.

“Tommy? Hey…” you rubbed his arms, making him stiffen even more if that was possible.

Furrowing your brows, you frowned, “Did I do something?”

He immediately shook his head no.

“So…. I'm confused on what’s happening.”

You chuckled nervously,

He didn’t say anything before lifting you easily onto his shoulder making you yelp.

He took you down to the basement, locking the door as if anyone else would ever go down there willing.

He’d plop you on his bed and stand there staring down at you.

“Tommy...? I…can you try to tell me what’s going on? What’s wrong?”

He just stood there, chest heaving softly

You were always good at reading him.

His noises, his eyes, the way he walked or carried himself.

This felt different.

“Honey…I can’t…I’m confused.”

He huffed softly, his eyes trailing over your form

“Oh…want me to strip?”

He nodded, almost eagerly.

Smiling, you got up on your knees on the middle of the bed and began pulling your shirt off.

Then your bra...

His breathing grew heavier.

You could only smile, shaking your head softly.

Then you sat back and shimmied your shorts off, taking your thong with it.

“There. Now what?”

He huffed, this time deeper

Crawling up to the edge of the bed, getting right in front of him,

“Tommy…” you’d whisper softly.

He’d pull you up so he could kiss you through his mask.

That was new, you usually initiated…well everything.

You kissed him back happily, a soft moan as you did so

He’d trail those thick fingers down your sides,

He was a behemoth of a man, but maaann could he be gentle...

Especially with you.

He'd slowly back you up a bit, making sure you were safely on the bed still, before pulling away, making you chase his lips a little with a whine,

He'd huff out in what would be considered amusement before he'd grunt and nod at the bed again,

"What...? I... Tommy. I'm just...a little confused is all...what do you want me to do?"

He'd grunt again before picking you up and laying you down,

A surprised laugh left your lips.

You laid there sprawled out for his eyes,

He began breathing heavier, his eyes trailing down your body hungrily.

He'd kneel down rubbing your legs softly, before kissing your lower stomach his eyes meeting yours briefly,

He'd immediately latch onto your clit, sucking gently.

"O-oh! F-fuck... Tommy..." your head lulling to the side as you had propped yourself up on your elbows to watch him,

He lets out a low, satisfied grunt as he pleasures you.

His large rough hands gripping your thighs tenderly, taking his time as his now very experienced tongue works circles around your clit.

You moaned out, your hand going to the back of his head, keeping him close,

His mask presses against your inner thighs as he hungrily began licking up and down your cunt, a soft grunt escaping him, but it was muffled against you.

"Hmm...baby...feels so good..."

He moved to hold your hips tightly, a far cry from how gentle he typically is, spreading you open with his tongue he dove into your wet, tight entrance.

Fucking into you with the strong muscle.

You bucked your hips, "ooh hmmm...."

His tongue laps inside of you with increasing fervor,

His hips slowly rutting into the side of the mattress, his cock straining in his pants.

The wet noises mingle with your soft moans and whines.

Suddenly, he pulled back a bit, and blew gently onto your exposed glistening pussy,

You felt his thick fingers slowly rubbed along your slit, teasingly pressing against the entrance but never pushing past.

He blew on your cunt again, making you whine, "Tommy, be a good boy and touch me already...!"

He'd pause all movements, his eyes meeting yours

Then he'd dip just the tip of his middle finger inside of you.

Those eyes never once leaving your face.

You let out a small moan as he finally and oh so slowly pushed his thick digit inside of you.

His talented mouth latching onto your sensitive nub again as he set a slow pace,

Letting you adjust to the thickness of his finger.

"Y-yes, so good...so good for me, hm?" you tried to buck against his finger, but he quickly held you down easily with his free hand.

"Tommy...please..." you'd beg

Instead of moving faster, he grunted and removed his finger,

"No! No, please...please!"

He leaned up and pressed the finger to your lips, "Hm."

You sucked it clean, your eyes never leaving his.

He slowly added another, watching with keen eyes as your lips stretched around them.

He lightly pushed them further into your mouth,

"Hmmm..." you'd hum around them, your eyes closing as you sucked them eagerly as if they were his cock.

His excitement grew,

He pushed them further making you gag slightly, your eyes opening and tears lining your lashes.

He pulled them out and wiped the saliva from your lips with his thumb, his hand rested on your face.

He leaned in and kissed you,

The kiss is deep and demanding.

While his other hand trailing down to cup your breast firmly

His thumb brushing your nipple,

Circling the hardening peaks.

He broke the kiss to suck a nipple into his mouth, sending shocks of pleasure through you.

"Tommy...I need you, please baby...", you moaned breathlessly

Releasing your nipple, he grunted softly,

He swiftly moved you so he could sit on the edge of the bed, "Mmm."

"Let me help..." you'd speak gently, leaning in to whisper into his ear, "Let me show you..."

He lets out a low groan, your gentle words and whispers getting to him.

And despite his monstrous appearance...you trusted him.

Needed him.

He gave a curt nod and watched as you smiled that beautiful bright smile of yours,

You helped him take his belt off, your dexterous hands easily unbuttoning his pants.

His chest heaved as you palmed him through his slacks, his hips bucking involuntarily into your hand.

With an almost slow, and tortuous pace, you reached in to free his large throbbing cock from the confines of his pants.

"So big." you'd mumble out,

His massive erection springs free, and he let out a deep rumbling growl.

It's thick, long, and veiny.

Standing tall against his lower stomach, leaking pre-cum.

He is the picture of raw, primal need this way.

He spreads his legs giving you more room to work.

You swiped your thumb over his tip, making him shudder,

He watches as your small hand is barely able to wrap around it.

He growls low in his throat as you began jerking him off,

"Let me taste you...please?" you'd ask delicately

You knew he didn't ever want you to hurt yourself, he was very adamant about that.

His eyes widened a bit, and his large hand reached out to halt your movements,

"It'll feel amazing... I promise I'll be careful."

He's terrified that you'll hurt yourself trying to take his massive size, but he gives a small nod, letting go of your hand.

You immediately resumed jerking him off and shimmied lower, so you were eye level with his sex.

You looked up over your lashes before licking the slit on the top of his sizeable shaft.

He lets out a deep, guttural moan,

His hips lifting in a knee jerk reaction.

Grinning you leisurely suckled on the tip of his cock, your lips stretching around him trying to accommodate his size.

You'd swirl your tongue gingerly, humming soothingly.

Pumping the extra length that didn't fit you began slowly bobbing your head,

His small grunts and groans turning you on even more.

Despite your best effort he's only about halfway in your warm, wet mouth.

He let his hand come up to gently rest on the back of your head, urging you silently to fasten your pace.

His massive chest begins to rise and fall rapidly as you swallow more of him, you bob your head a bit faster.

Being careful to not hurt yourself, you pushed all of him into your mouth.

The tip of his cock hitting the back of your throat making you gag.

You pulled off of him, a small string of spit still attached as you caught your breath.

You continued to rub his cock that's now slick with your saliva.

"Taste so good baby..." before you took him back into your mouth.

Overwhelmed with the sensation of your welcoming mouth and small praise, he shuddered again,

"Hmmph."

He pulled you up so he could kiss you again.

As you two made out sensually he moved you, so you were now straddling his lap,

Your naked core flush against his throbbing dick,

You slowly began to hump against him.

Moaning into his mouth as your clit dragged up and down his member,

"Tommy...I want you...please..."

His hands on your hips tightened in a small grip, he pulled away from the kiss.

His intense gaze fixated on your face, trying to read your hidden emotions.

"Please..." you'd reach down between your bodies and feel him up.

He'd grunt but nod, kissing you again as you lined his tip up with your entrance.

His large frame goes almost rigid, his mind racing.

A part of him wanted to stop.

Nervous his Momma wouldn't approve.

Another part of him, the monster in him, wanted to pull you down and fuck up into you like a wild animal.

The part that loves you ultimately won, so he allowed you to go at your own pace.

Letting out a soft moan, you slowly lowered yourself onto him.

He let out a low growl, his hands gripping your hips tighter.

Sure to leave a bruise but you knew he didn't mean it.

Still locked in a deep kiss you took him inch by inch, thankfully your cunt was still slick with juices, helping you.

"F-fuck..." you whimpered, "Tommy..."

He'd grunt in approval as you were now fully sated on him.

"Mm.." His hips moved a bit, almost as if he was experimenting causing you to moan out.

His eyes snapped up to your face, seeing your hooded eyes and mouth slight agape,

"Hmm, it....it felt good, you didn't hurt me...I promise I'll tell you, okay?" you rubbed his shoulders comfortingly.

He nods, slow and unsure he lifted you up a bit before pulling you back down.

You moaned again, "Y-yes...good...good boy, hmm."

He continued to do that, his eyes never leaving your face.

In a measured and deliberate motion, he began to slowly buck up into you, "Nngh.."

His small moans and grunts made you clench around him.

His eyes met yours again, a small question,

"I'm so full...feels so good..."

You slowly began your own pace of fucking down onto him,

A small gasp left his lips as he slowed his own thrusts.

"Tommy...such a sweet boy..." you closed your eyes in euphoria

His lips latched onto your tits, sucking and massaging them with his large hands, his hips bucking up as you rode him.

"Your cock is so big baby...fuck." You'd whine as you rested your hands in his hair, your hips meeting his thrusts

He inhaled sharply as you verbalized your pleasure, a small shimmer of pride in his eyes

Knowing his massive size is bringing you such ecstasy makes him throb inside you.

Without warning he turns the two of you, so your back is on the bed and he's now wildly pounding his hips into you, his gentleness snapping.

Your nails scratch his forearms as he held you open, allowing you to take him easier.

"Oooh my god! Yes! Yes...hmm, Tommy!" you'd wail out, begging him for more.

His eyes roll back as the slight pain of your scratches mixes with the intense pleasure of being inside your tight warm cunt,

"Hmm, mm.." his pace was relentless, he was chasing his own release quickly.

Reaching down, his thumb rubbed small circles against your sensitive nub making you mewl softly.

"I....oh, fuck...don't stop..."

His thrusts became erratic as he felt your walls clench, "Mm!" he was now grunting into your neck as the pleasure almost became too much.

With a growl he slammed into you, holding your thighs tightly as he filled you to the brim with his warm seed, your eyes rolled back

Your legs shook and you cried out as you came, your walls clenching around his cock, keeping him inside of you.

"Tommy..." you spoke breathlessly, kissing him.

"So good.."

He'd rub your hips soothingly, his eyes full of remorse as he noticed the thumb shaped bruises.

"I'm okay my love, I promise."

You two would cuddle the rest of the night but not before he cleaned you up, peppering small kisses on the bruises.

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Soooooooooo...? What do we think? Too much? Too little? Could be better? Be honest, please and thank you! I do take requests btw!

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seventeen fic recs pt. 1

main masterlist - pt. 2

· ♡ · · tysm to the amazing creative minds of the writers for giving me sevaral moments of joy reading your creations

these are my personal favs, so pls reblog if you like any of my recs❤️

dating svt (hyung line) - ( @wqnwoos ) LOVE IT, joshua got me on a chokehold, and wonwoo PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE :( wherecanIgetoneofthose

dating svt (maknae line) - ( @wqnwoos ) mingyu as a back hugger is so :(((((((((, I can totally see dino writing love letters to his s/o :(((

you take your promise ring off during a fight - ( @wuahae ) performance unit, vocal unit , hip-hop unit, angsty af, made me cry a little

kitten ears - ( @hansols-yoda-boxers ) pwp, smut, ot13 x hybrid!reader in heat, LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS ONE RIGHT HERE, IT´S FILTH,,,,, and my fav one is hoshi´s LDJSLFJH read it whenever you feel like having a 2019 smut fest

kiss attack - ( @blue-jisungs ) fluff, the wonwoo one was my fav

caught in a trap - ( @cheolism ) smut, seunkwan´s sister!reader, older brother´s bff!cheol, face riding, he makes you beg for it, “you’ve got me in your little trap, baby. what are you gonna do with me?” SLDKJSHDFKSJ whY is he like tHAT??

as your boyfriend - ( @chanswifey ) bf!cheol, he gets offended if you don´t let him pay???? now THAT´S my kind of man

he angry fucks you bc he lost in a video game - ( @sluttyminghao ) bf!wonwoo, smut, explicittt, the title??? I can see the vision. listen the way this just escalated INMEDIATLY I-, he is ANGRY FR FR in the hottest way, just read it ok pls

the peephole - ( @rubyreduji ) smut, perv!wonu, roomies au, he´s obsessed, "Speak up, slut. Or have I fucked you completely stupid already" HELLOOO?????

couple things - ( @wqnwoos ) bf!wonu, slice of life, fluff, “is there… a reason you’re upside down, my love?” 

lingering looks - ( @smileycarat ) fluff, idol!wonu x idol!reader, POWER COUPLEEEEEEE, I love it, this could be us but he playin

marriage - ( @yikesmary ) married life au, dad!wonu, his daughter (a child) wants to marry uncle gyu so he goes on cardiac arrest bc there´s no mf way bUT at least it wasnt soonyoung LMAOO the hoshi slander never stops

workplace crush - ( @icyminghao ) work au, co-worker!wonu, I CAN TOTALLY SEE HIM AS "THE IT DEPARTAMENT CRUSH"!!!!! I would have had to quit, it´s too much

lucky! - ( @97-liners ) bf!wonu, fluff, reader is out of it bc of anesthesia and she cant believeee mingyu´s hot rommie is her mans, IT´S SO CUTEEE

bruised - ( @hannieehaee ) angst, fluffy ending, break up au, tough guy wonu but he´s actually a cutie pie, he´s careless about his safety, I LOVE ITTT, the angst is gewd

what you need - ( @cheolhub ) smut, shy!reader, soft dom!wonwoo, praise kink, JEON MF WONWOO I- LSFHSKDJFHLSJDFLH this made me blush yall, the ending too sdfksdfkh

birthday boy - ( @odxrilove )fluff, f2l, mingyu au. the fLIRTING!!??, i honestly blushed, my eyes got watery and everythin, i HATE IT (not) bc why is he so dreamy every TIME??, also,,, the make out sesh?? MY GODDD, i swear I felt it. he. is. inloveeeeee

beach boobs babes - ( @rubyreduji ) smut, mingyu beach au, chubby reader, big boobs, he´s suffering sfjfjdhdjdh, HE´S COCKY,, literally, shit talker, titty fuckin, he likes thicc girlsssss

pup code - ( @beefboyandbabygirl ) fluff, smut, crack, size kink kinda, mingyu has a fat crushhhh, lowkey himbo vibes, he gets so nervous lmao, jeonghan is a lil shit, somebody help mingyu omg, wonwoo is a victim!!!!!, “I’ve never done the Zoolander face in my life!” jefjrejufriuj

sleepy talk - ( @wheeboo ) fluff, hubby!gyu, married au, “Do you think I’m pretty?” “Sweetheart, we’re married.”

hybe romance - ( @hannieehaee ) idol!gyu, idol!reader, fluff, love itttttttttttt, THOSE PICS OF MINGYU ON PART 2 LORDDDD, if I was an idol hanging out with the 97 squad i´d be a hOE, no questions asked, bunch of men i want to fucc sitting together would be the end of me

thirsty - ( @cheolism ) smut, those pics of mingYU NAUURRR WOOF WOOF SDKHWEYWRAWRRAWR lemme stop bc why tf would joshua do that for????? pls I love big men, the smut and the stamina are both crazy

mingyu´s cause of death - ( @welcometomyoasis ) FLUFF, bf!gyu, this made me really want to cry myself to sleep from the beggining bc there´S NO WAAAAAAAAYYYYY :´´) so cute #simp #whipped

cuffing season - ( @number1mingyustan ) smut, richbf!mingyu, he got a black card, good money, good job, loves spoiling you AND he´s wearing the wife beater - grey sweats combo??????? CUFF HIM UP NAAAOWWW, AND AND AND he also makes sure to fuck you without ruining your hair and nails that HE PAID FOR!!!!!! BUT since he gets a lil carried away and you chipped a nail he gives 300 dollar$$$ to get it fiixed right away LIKE????? god please when is it my turn to be happy

wet sound - ( @nsfwhao ) mingyu smut, short one, THE DIRTY TALK!!!!!! I HATE HIMMMMM bc wdym he makes her shut tf up so she can listen to her own wet coochie sOUNDS????? call 911 rn

[newkatzkafe2023]

What if monkey queen was like kirby or she could be like king dedede?

@lara-legomonkiekid

For those who remember (Kirby Right back at ya😆🥳)

(Lmk Wukong)(Kirby Monkey Reader) OMG, you are the most adorable thing he has ever seen. He just wants to snuggle, cuddle you and pitch, and kiss your rosy pink cheeks he just can't control himself. You were just so innocent and friendly to not only Wukong but to all of his friends, including Macaque not to mentionyouboth sharing your love for food and snacks. However, he also learns that you're a force to be reckon with. Wukong learns about how you're basically just as Op is he is just by absorbing other peoples powers and fighting against them alongside Wukong and his friends. Overall Wukong loves his powerful cheey hungry monkey queen🥰

(MKR Wukong)(Queen dedede monkey reader) Ohhhhhhhhh boi this could get ugly rather quickly, especially when your short and irrational temper will definitely clash with Wukong's. He thinks your a selfish glutton and you think he's a skinny wannabe prick and a violent rivalry was quickly born. Your both stubborn, selfish and cause trouble for everyone around you both. Going on how your the queen of monkeys as Wukong's declared to be king and well.... it didn't take long for weapons to fly. However Wukong slowly began to find you hot and attractive especially when you don't give up a fight against him. Maybe it's him getting hit by your hammer over and over but he wouldn't mind making you his own personal queen at the end and vice-versa for your darling king.

(HIB Wukong)(Kirby Monkey Reader) Oh wow it's like he's got an extra child but he could never stay mad at you. You just see the world with rose colored contact lenses, just spending time with Luier and Silly girl playing games and exploring. Wukong didn't know what to think of you at first, but with your never ending kindness and sunny disposition he couldn't find you a threat at all. Though it was understandable Wukong would be in the wrong to underestimate you especially in battle, being able to take his power and use it against him. It's really impressive if he was force to be honest but at the end of the day your his adorable pink monkey queen, that packs an hided punch😊

(NR Wukong)(Queen dedede monkey reader) Ohhhhhhhhh yay a selfish and greedy self proclaimed queen ...However she's also a hot dummy thicc sexy angry lady who could yell and boss him around.......................give him a minute He's currently weighing his options. To be honest when your not being a huge brat throwing a tantrum when your plans fail, you were a force to be reckon with especially when you lead an army into battles with the city's gangs. Wukong after getting hit with your large mallet and yelled at again, the ringing in his ears began to sound like wedding bells. The last straw being rather chill in situations especially when it doesn't involve you.......he thinks he can fix you when everyone knows he's make it worse.....and sexual😓.

(Netflix Wukong)(Queen dedede monkey reader) Man, you both are a pair of brats and make it everyone's problem and headache. The thing is you both want the same thing to be accepted and respected by all the heavens, the celestial court, and the three realms however their's something issues to that. You're both short-tempered, along with ignorant and jealous, and on top of that, you both would often be found arguing and fighting each other for the attention of everyone else it was quite a spectacle. The final straw was when you both had challenged heaven in the battle but of course you both were fighting each other as you fought everyone else, and that faired badly when you were both shoved under a mountain for 500 years. Over the years of never ending Agruments and playing the blame game things had changed between the two of you, as Wukong learns how sweet you actually became and well things got better for both of you.

(BMW Wukong)(Queen dedede Monkey Reader) Oh boy this is not good your stubbornness and short-temper, and his stubbornness and short-temper it might as well be a freaking war. You both have terrorized many and even stood toe to toe when it came to battle, and being able to keep up with Wukong was a feat in of it's self. Another thing is that Wukong loves to trigger and push your buttons which leads to you beating his ass like a parent when a kid acts up in the mall. To be honest Wukong kinda gets off of provoking you as it was a way to get your attention on him, which works everytime. You would find him attractive as well if he didn't piss you off half of the damn time....but your relationship and status as queen would work itself out.

(Destined one)(Kirby Monkey Reader) Oh bit of a language barrier there, but you love to be together neitherless. You love helping the Destined one on his journey, but you can be innocent and to trusting them not to Rob you. He had no issues putting you on a tighter leash so you don't get lose or almost killed but that's when you displayed your powers to the Destined one, when it came to fighting battles. His very thing about you is how super cute you are, basically everything about you is cheery and bright welcoming others with open arms and kicking ass on the side. It's official you are the Destined one's dream come true😍

(Lotmk Wukong)(Kirby Monkey Reader) YOU ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER!!!!! Both of you spreading sunshine, rainbows and joy where ever you both go together. You are a beautiful lively adorable gal who is friendly and carrying to all who meet you...the monk included. You are Wukong's mose precious and caring person and wouldn't know what he'll do without you and your lovely smile. Also together you are a powerful force fighting and defeating enemies together, protecting the monk and saving the day and Wukong wouldn't have it any other way😁

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[leidensygdom]

con cryptids: a post

So, I tabled at a con this weekend and had a grand time. However, cons are ripe with cryptids, situations and events. I thought it'd be a good idea to compile some of them, because it's been quite the eventful one. Here's some of the encounters:

That one girl who asked me if I had HP merch. The excess of pride flags on my booth did not deter her, I guess.

The few people that were on my booth when that happened, also wrapped in pride flags, who did a collective grimace at the girl when she left.

Girl who lost her phone in the bathroom- I noticed it right away when entering after her, but she had already vanished the second after. I kinda awkwardly waited on the bathroom because I knew she'd notice at some point, and few minutes later, she came back crying and sobbing. She hugged me when I told her I found her phone and had been waiting for her.

This group of women in her 40s that all dressed up as the jawa (is that how it's spelled?) from Star Wars. They had little ID cards with their names, which were all puns. They had a TTRPG group together where they passed the DM torch with every session. Honestly, I look up to them

This person in an Ao Oni cosplay that consisted of a bright purple bodysuit and a very well crafted, unsettling-as-hell mask. They mostly just stood in places and stared at people without saying anything.

The people who had a sticker for Eileen (the Bloodborne plague doctor lady) to gift me when they saw me on my plague doc cosplay

This one... Very little girl. 6-7yo? She came to my booth and looked at my (many) stickers. She really liked the warlock one (it's a d20 with "warlock" written on it, with few eyes, demonic wings and a black-purple-red scheme). She did have no idea on what a warlock was, nor what was dnd, but she liked the design and asked her dad to buy it in sticker form. He thought he wanted the holographic one, and gave her money for that- But she wanted the plain one. So she bought a second sticker. She was undecided on which, and I suggested a cute little witchy black cat, since it's very popular with kids. Instead, she pointed at my Mothman sticker and went "I want this one, it scares me!"

About 10ish minutes later, this girl returned to my booth. She wanted the same warlock sticker, but now in holographic and pin format. Her dad didn't know why, but he just gave her money for them anyways.

And about half an hour later, she came back once again. This time, she... wanted the warlock charm. Which her dad was more than happy to get for her.

The endless amount of kids that come to my booth, point at my thicc yellow among us sticker, and go "omg!!! he's got a butt!!!!!!!!!!!"

The way my OFF print almost sold out this year. I never thought that the one print I made of an indie RPG maker game made by some Belgian dude 20 years ago would be my 2025 hit, but it sure was. The people who bought it were surprised by the fact I was surprised about people recognizing it. It was my most sold print, beating stuff like my Hollow Knight one by a massive mile.

People bought a bunch of my Blasphemous print too. They also all commented on names for the Penitent One that they used. Most of them don't translate well to English, but they ranged from "The Drama Guy", "The Penetrating One", or even better, "Pepe". We also joked a bunch about leaving cookies out for the Penitent One, since it's the Holy Week in Spain.

This one guy that already came to my booth last year who tried to get me to join his cult. He completely forgot he also tried that last year, for the record.

This one person who, talking about TTRPG stuff, mentioned that he played a dual character once. One of them was a bear, I think a barbarian. The other one was a woodpecker, who was an artificer. One of them played the banjo. The other one played the kazoo.

He also was currently playing a character that was a "fire baboon monk who wanted to kill god"

The endless amount of people who bought my Hornet-with-a-Clown-Wig sticker, who were very sure that "nah, Silksong AINT coming out, that was bait!"

Every single year, I manage to sell one (1) genderfluid sticker. This has remained true once again. There's always a moment of connection between me and the one designated genderfluid person who can only find a little relevant sticker on a singular booth in the entire con.

I had quite few more fun encounters, but these were kinda the main ones. All in all, a fun time- And a lot of fun oddballs to meet!

[moonspirit]

I just think Armin n Annie have nice asses. Ok? And they think so too! Annie is the type to be behind Armin and go “Damn, nice ass,” and slap it.

Yesss!!! It's his squishy ass vs her thicc ass! See, Armin's ass is only squishable and etc when he's happy, healthy and well-fed with emotional and physical nourishment (it's flat as hell when he's sad), whereas Annie's thicc ass is a naturally occuring phenomenon (but only for her 😌)

And he's an ass-man and boob-man and all those things, sure, but Annie... She likes exercising her fingers. A lot.

His butt is her squishy exercise ball :3

Over morning coffee preparations, she comes to cuddle him from behind and... Healthily indulges in squishy squish exercise. He's a bit embarassed at first but soon - "omg Annie likes my butt" (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡

[universal-casey]

Out of curiosity what made you make Mama Rus thicc? She’s so pretty omg

To be honest? I just felt like it would work with her character design.

She’s a kind person who brought out the best in Soviet and in everyone around her. A representation of the people that the Russian Empire scorned. So having her being softer and rounder made sense!

Also Soviet likes his women thicc

[kevingotabigasschin]

Rambling/Rants of a Mad Man

Bro why tf is everyone on M*A*S*H so goddamn attractive!?

If half of them weren't married I'd be all over them.

Good lord Hawkeye makes me blush, but I know he wouldn't be someone to live happy ever after with, a nice date or a one-night stand perhaps.

I love Trapper's curls and that smile, but he's married and devoted. (although he did cheat)

Henry's smile gets me too but yet again he's a devoted husband who desperately wanted to see his wife and kid after it was born. (Abyssinia, Henry crushed me)

I never thought I'd be falling for a priest but Father Mulcahy can get it (I know it'll never happen since he's a priest), but to his truthers I see the vision.

Klinger I'd be shipping with myself if he wasn't married, his features and that hair gets me riled up, I'd want a man that would stay with me even though he had the opportunity to leave but didn't just to help me find my family, now if that's not dedication I don't know what is.

Igor is also someone I fancy, that poor man always takes shit from everyone just for doing his job, glad he got one episode to let off some heat, he has a girlfriend even though he's married so either he has an open marriage or he's not telling his wife something and that is a mess I don't want to be involved with if it's the second option.

Kellye is someone I'd love to dance with and she's cute as hell, I don't know why Hawkeye didn't want her (screw him more for me) that episode really made me want to punch him in the face for leading her on like that.

I have no idea why but I'd want Zale to use his nose to do unspeakable things to me (no I will not elaborate) I hate that he's mean to Klinger tho and he also cheats on his wife (not surprised).

Rizzo has me so conflicted because I can't tell if I'd want to run his ass over (the episode where he threw a dud grenade at BJ in the shower had me so pressed dude it was just a joke and the ep with him, Charles and the vase I would've done worse than attempt to crack the damn thing over his head if I were Charles), deck him or make out with him in one of those jeeps, I feel like he's one of those types that has an open marriage and doesn't care if Zola has other men over while he's gone just as long as she's still loyal (the Christmas episode he asked Charles if his date had a friend to tell him and in Morale Victory he could be seen with a nurse massaging his shoulders next to BJ and Hawkeye during the party), whatever the case may be I do know his little gremlin ass makes me frustrated as hell.

His dark eyes twinkle, those thicc lips and that hair makes me wild and hot in the southern hemisphere.

I need to plead my case because rn I look insane 😭

(Idc if this lil mfer tried that with me in the shower I'd tar and feather his ass while he's sleeping and then make him walk on hot burning coals without shoes)

OMG that hair makes me crazy.

(His eyes got me in this episode oml and those lips)

(This is me petting his stupid pathetic lil ass like the dog he is if you even care)

They'd have to put me in a straight jacket and court martial my ass (like they did to Frank in the M*A*S*H movie) because I'd either be screaming and wanting to fistfight with his lil ass every time I saw him or I'd be humping his leg.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE THIS LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER AND WHAT HE DOES TO ME!

[fwitoley]

The Dragon Prince Thoughts 6x06 - Moment of Truth

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Woah why did everything go monotone except for Kosmo

“This orb…is a giant piece of candy.”

W H A T

HOW

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY NOT NOTICE THAT WERE HOLDING A BIG-ASS JAWBREAKER (i know it’s chocolate but you get the idea---)

How tf is a piece of candy glowing in the first place—

You’ve GOT to be kidding me tho

Oh it’s color again—

“I loved your mother, Lissa, very much.”

LISSA REVEAL

I KNEW WE WERE GONNA SEE HER

OOH SHE THICC—

SHE’S BEAUTIFUL OMG

“I suppose I should call it what it is, dark magic.”

Harrow said the same thing in s1 just kill me now—

“Who am I to refuse an invitation from the high mage of Katolis?”

Wait were Kpp’Ar’s bandages ever explained? Why are they so bloody?

SOREN’S LITTLE STUFFY ON VIREN’S DESK AAAHHH

Omg he’s so emotional 😭

“Yes. Yes I see now.”

IS KOSMO REWINDING TIME—

Oooooooh wait no the monotone is him seeing the futureeeeeee

That’s so cool you go kosmo

“Prince Harrow. May I join you?”

AAAAAHHHHH harrow’s little scoot is adorable LMAOOO

Aww he’s so considerate towards  sarai and callum gahhh—

I need them back now how dare they die on me 😭

“Beware, if you ever use dark magic again, the darkness and corruption will overwhelm you.”

I guarantee you he’s gonna use dark magic again watch

Mark my words

“Without magic, how will you stop me?”

I wanna know more about kpp’ar and why he quit dark magic

I bet it has something to do with his bandages

OH SHIT VIREN THROTTLED HIM

“[Kpp’Ar] invested years of his life helping me become… what i became.”

Ooh so viren got his true appearance from the coin spell i thought he was gonna get it from the spell he uses to save soren

“I only see… darkness.”

Omg he’s gonna get to space

GAHH HE’S FALLINGGG—

“Something so simple and… and easy, her tears.”

Omg you can see viren just scribbling the words down as fast as he can just reliving the moment it’s so sad

I feel so bad for him

“I pushed her against the wall and I held the back of her hair to keep her still.”

OH MY GOSH VIREN WHAT—

STOPPPPP I’M GONNA CRY

What is this serious DRAMA omg—

Where the fuck is claudia in all this that’s what i wanna know

Like soren would be sick in bed but considering lissa was full on sobbing you’d think claudia would hear it and go see what’s going on

NO THE WAY CALLUM SMILED AND REACHED OUT TO THE SKY AS HE WAS FALLING

YAY HE’S FLYING

I S T H A T R A Y L A OMG

SLAYYYYY

Ok wait can y’all get away from the edge i can’t trust y’all not to fall and die not at this point

“But the cost was… devastating.”

VIREN STOP CRYING OMG

GREAT NOW I’M CRYING UGH

NOOOO CLAUDIA RUNNING AFTER LISSA

LISSA’S STILL CRYING TOO

The way soren’s looking at viren in confusion MY HEART 😭

“And i punished you with a lifetime of cold cruelty.”

I’M SO DONE

I’M DONE

THIS F U C K I N G SHOW

SOORREEENNNNNNN MY BABY I CAN’T TAKE IT

THE WAY YOU CAN TELL VIREN’S CRYING IN HIS NARRATIONS GAWD—

“No, I… No. The guard was… mistaken.”

NO

GIVE IT TO HIM ISTFG

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO PUT ME THROUGH ALL THAT AND NOT GIVE IT TO HIM

SOREN SEES IT TOO JUST G I V E I T —

N O O O O O O O O O O 

WHY’D YOU DO THAT

WHAT THE FUCKKKKK—

Okay so i let it simmer overnight and i have a FUCKING LOT to say about this. First of all, how D A R E they make me invested in viren’s letter to soren (INCLUDING A LISSA REVEAL DAMN THAT WOMAN IS BEAUTIFUL—) only for viren to BURN IT UP?!?!!?? Lemme tell you, if i read that letter and saw the teardrop stains and shit on it i would’ve immediately forgiven him idfc free him he did all of it but i don’t care that’s my toxic trait. And for soren to S E E the letter and viren S T I L L chickens out—

*incoherent screaming*

Anyways as you can tell i loved this episode and it’s prolly one of my favorites so far. And YES i saw rayllum kiss F I N A L L Y so yeah here you go

[jennegatron]

NADDpod c3 season finale

4 hours???? murph what a thicc sode......

play by play thoughts below the cut. i will stew on this thicc sode and see if i have any Big Thoughts about. Kenna, you are a star. You are my MVP.

intro: murph needs to hit the hog harder..... hit that hog & lather your pole jake getting cut from the cast 💀 "Jesus lord, what the hell was that?" "you're in the hoghouse right now, you can't talk to caldwell this way" i love you brian murphy, you're the funniest man alive and on this podcast

cloud land the night before: "we'll carry your lifeless body everywhere we go" "i'm sorry i said the a word" kenna i love you 😭 "hell yeah man" "I'll live in the meat shed" kenna all my favorite lines are just from murph. murph you're so funny. albin wants to be start a magic school 🥺 albin has been to disneyland alby's academy has a haunted bathroom, where the ghosts are totally real sol offering to teach the dumb kids who are bad at magic KENNA, 'it's just dumb' "will we still be friends?" "We'll be knights together and I want Calder to be our squire" Balnor 🥺"I don't want any part of your school." Callie's mom used to knit 🥺 Kenna "Lie i died in a cool way and then give her this handkerchief" Murph is so smart to figure out how to spread around the displacer scarf Oath of Devotion instead of Redemption is cool Tongue kissing her sword Albin and Balnor tussling is so funny. The 3 of them love instigating so much. Squite promotion for Kenna 🥺 "I can squat to squite?"

day of Albin brushing pass Calder is so funny the beeps and boops are cute every time gunk "ready to help!" his beautiful blonde hair and handsome squidward, perfect middle part, the true hero "knights of the prawn table" "sir gunk the gallant" murph you're the funniest man alive they love gunk so much and i love that gregor my man!!!!!!! i missed you so much 😭 princess shiverblight, i have missed you!!!!!!! "how's it going?" "good, we just don't listen to her"

battle mechanics "we're spamming gunk" Calder being in love with Triss 2 is so funny and Zunark is SO confused. i love you Zunark. I love you stupid Calder. Calder is so funny. "Holy shit, he's closing" "they're both morons." ty zunark. you're so right for that Kenna with the single leg takedown 🥰

murph's glen voice........ i love you gunk..... "get gunked" "always bet on gunk" "I think there's a banshee in the urinal!" Sol being pierced and covered in diamonds is v funny Zunark and Calder vvvvv

GREGOR NOOOO!!!!! KENNA NOOOO!!!!! Wave mommy lmao Omg the tongue kiss with Sol. Crown pulled him 💀 He more than stabilized brother It hurt in my nards dude, my angel Gregor CALDER FUCKING KILDÉ Sol and Acoralil are so funny.

Epilogue Cuuuuute adjunct professor sol Potholderss 💀 Hahahahaha bad surprised Albin portrait is so good Kenna 🥺🥺🥺 Krugin 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and a girlfriend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺I'm putting together a team, the students really don't need me My girlfriend is a wizard and she gave me a scroll because she's my girlfriend Babe 2 pig in the city canon exists in bahumia

Calder returns to ice knife into the lake house Ice skating 🥺 Beers with Gregor and Gowain 🥺 GREGOR I love you 😭 "She doesn't like labels" Gregor being so sweet and telling Calder "I don't know if she's the one", "now you sound like her" Jake you're so funny I can't. Long distance situationship is so brutally funny Brings sooooo much drama Kenna repeatedly dropping "my girlfriend" Gregor has already pulled the door down for beer pong, that's my #1 shithead

Fey republic 🥰 Cyra as ambassador 🥰🥰 Callie as traveling theater troupe She's just a theater kid, that's all they've ever been Maeve haypenny tragically died Cyra as passive aggressive is soooo funny Murph singing, my beloved What if triss 2 saw this story about princess shiverblight! she might not care! Jake Hurwitz funniest man I know.

[internals1ut]

AHEUHSHD I read your genderbend stuff and let me tell you I LOVED IT AAAA NEKSKSKS 😭😭✨🩷 I'll catch up with the rest soon too >:3

can I request some more hcs or honestly anything with fem!Jiro x fem!Yuri? my brain is at the last stage or being rotten because of them, THANK YOUU!🩷

YOU GOT ME KICKING MY FEET GIGGLE OMG 🥺🥺🥺🥺💛💛💛💛

I have seen your notifications 👀 it makes me so happy you love my genderbend things! Of course I'll give you Fem!Jiro and Fem!Yuri!

*＊✿❀　❀✿＊*

18+/nsfw/minors gtfo

Yuri finds it unfair that Jiro ended up with momma millers for a chest - How is this even possible-

Jiro does rest her head on Yuri's chest, the sound of her heartbeat is really soothing.

Yuri doesn't flat out tell Jiro that she is needy, instead she gives her the cold shoulder through the whole day and when something FINALLY happens she will turn it on her....... Jiro already knows she does this she just wanted to see Joe long she will pull this along for her to say Something.

Yuri was caught fingering herself by Jiro one time she was nowhere near finishing . Jiro just chuckles as she offers to help assist, but Yuri said no and Jiro watched her struggle.

Jiro got those thicc strong thighs and legs , if she is behind Yuri and fingering and playing with her 🐱 , Yuri will try and close her small legs, but Jiro wraps her legs around her legs and keep them spread apart.

Jiro has a special toy for Yuri, especially if she is weaken she it's a self thrusting toy she is pushing into Yuri and leaves it to love on its own while she takes care of herself and leaves Yuri there.

Jiro is a bitter both genderbend and not. She will nom all over Yuri's stomach.

Yuri's face goes all red if her face is placed in Jiro's chest.

Jiro good at 🐱 rubbing she knows where she needs to place her legs at, but when she dies it basically covers Yuri's body. It's funny.

They do have a toy for a game they play where they place a vibrator in between both of their 🐱 and who ever cums first has buy dinner....... Yuri has always been losing. She hasn't gotten a win yet.

This was a silly one I wrote up during my lunch break right now! I hope you love it!

Feel free to come join my discord server linked in @internalscream1ng cared

[linked-across-dimensions]

list of random LAD boy facts:

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Time - mute bc of wolfos, mido and him are on great terms now, Epona’s song is literally his favorite but he cant play the Ocarina without pain so he goes to lon lon ranch all the time to listen to Malon sing it, it brings him so much comfort

Mask - has an alter ego who's much more energetic, Majora calls him Clown :0], chronic drinker :<

Seasons - gets flustered very very easily, a very good dancer but hes very embarrassed about it, THICC southern accent

Ages - oblivious to any romantic advances, stole a mermaids ukulele because she tricked him

Awakening - despite his expression he is very very nice, misses Marin so badly omg yall have no idea, has many bracelets, likes the things that go jingle jingle, hispanic

Past - he seems like he would be a coward but can and will hurt you, also the youngest link during his adventure

Worlds - dislikes physical touch and only allows very few exceptions for short amounts of time

Minish - sometimes forgets when he speaks in the minish language no one understands him

Wind - seems like an overprotective brother but he genuinely doesn't like losing people, especially Guppy, gives everyone fish nicknames, moon drinking buddy (who makes sure he doesn't go too far)

Phantom - has a terrible compulsive cleaning habit from being pushed too hard as a swabbie

Wild - has many emotions and opinions but doesn't know how to voice them in any way (he can talk but its hard for him), blight speaks for him as his voice :)

Tears - loves cooking, purahs guinea pig (affectionate),

Calamity - cannot turn off soldier mode, has a very bad habit of sacrificing himself and he needs to stop, found Robbie so annoying at first but his autistic swagger caught him

Sky - mixed feelings about Hylia because Cloudy is like Hylia the sequel but doesn't want it and it affects them mentally and Sky doesn't want that for them, the sleepyest boy

Twilight - LOVES shade, he seems serious but he is truly the silly,

Adventure - desensitized to his own death, him and Eve are such a silly duo, hes very down to earth

Hero - loves to explore and solve puzzles, so much so everyone is positive him saving Princess was an accident, now he explores with princess

Four - doesn't necessarily have the best relationship with his dad, his hair is only long because he stopped caring, he can hear all the colors talking his thoughts are literally whatever the colors happen to be saying (not like DID though, idk, how to explain it but it's not like that)

Warriors - shaky relationship with Cia, Impa is his mom basically, did not know Linkle was his sister, him and Arsenal have a bet going on for Athena and Medusa

Faces - hes weird but not pervert weird, hes silly weird, always hungry for some reason

Legend - Realized he was kind of a pervert when he was younger and is very embarrassed about that phase (apologizes to queen all the time) hes still flirty but he's not as weird about it anymore (also he cannot take being flirted with)

Emerald - he also doesn't mind If his clothes rip, but he lets sapphire fix them, listens to the plan but tends to go with whatever's easiest, has the triforce of courage

Ruby - he doesn't care if his clothes rip, very loyal, LEROYYYYY JENKINSSSSSS, has the triforce of power

Sapphire - good at sewing, tends to think things through before acting, has the triforce of wisdom

Tracks - his life was literally falling apart when he met Spirit, she gave him something to look live for

Cadence - cant dance for crap, but has a fantastic singing voice and a great ear for music Rift - good with kids, Echo was the one who returned his handkerchief to him, wanderer

Ranger - doesn't know a Zelda, or a Ganon, Or knows what the triforce/mastersword is, my man's living his best life as a guy with his horse

Pink - no one can tell if hes a boy or girl, mamas boy loves his mama, has a rapier but not a master sword, closer to a Fae than a Hylian, 100% a fairy

First - hylias special little guy (this is a good AND a bad thing) in spirit hes a tired middle aged man, he doesn’t know why or how hes still alive and he doesn't want to know

Bass - has a 50+ step skin care routine, his sister Treble speaks for him a lot (tends to go non verbal sometimes)

Carnival - somehow taller than Minish, his sword is as tall as him, Majora calls him Jester :0]

Shade - Twilights Idol (he has no clue why) was basically a gladiator, fumbled so hard with his zelda and first and fierce deity and-, Midna is his daughter in spirit

Blight - man made hero, doesn't understand emotions at all, Wild is his emotion gauge and he is Wilds voice

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just gonna leave this here, do with that what you will, :)

as always, any questions I can answer them

[cupcakeinat0r]

hihihihi i have a lot of thoughts of dad bod bc he is my wife and i love thinking about him so sorry for the spam but u asked for it girl

this one is just a general one lol BUT while i do see him drinking sum corona or modelo i definitely know that man is a big wine mom, expensive wine stored where gabi can’t reach (saying this bc i accidentally smashed an expensive wine bottle when i was little and it’s now miguel’s deepest fear). so expect wine nights with miguel, his robe untied with your head on his chest, his feet on the coffee table and cuddled up while you guys talk about whatever — he gets very talkative when wine drunk and will shit talk all the people in your life because i said so

another thought is after reassuring miguel that his body is still sexy in your eyes meow he starts to take advantage of that. normally he’d look like the guy who doesn’t care how people perceive him, positive or not, but knowing how much you love his new body he’d constantly wanted to be reminded of it. so any shirt he’d wear to cover his stomach and arms were now non existent at home just so he can hear a whistle from behind and smaller arms wrapping around him to hold onto his stomach, feeling up his body as you shamelessly mumble suggestive praises while leaning your body into his back .. he likes the validation and attention ok?!?!?! he is me i am him?!?!?!?!

he also likes getting woken up by you sitting on his face or sucking him awf i mean ok byeee !! 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

GIVE HIM TO MEEEEE this is all so gud bae omg

First off, the wine ?? (Also, I feel like Gabi would have her own stash of “wine” but rlly it’s just sparkling grape juice Miguel gave her so she can feel included n not tempted to snoop around the real stuff lmao) Yea, he likes em dry, will only drink ‘em if they’re the finest n oldest bc my man is boujee like that. n the untied robe?? Chest hair n stomach out??? Fresh out the shower n smellin like teakwood n sex??? Yeaaaaa ima need a min………

Secondly, I’ve made self conscious dad bod… but cocky dad bod Miguel ??

SOMEBODY HELPPPPP MY PUSSYS GONE CRAZYYYY

Alicia!!!! Girl!!! The ideas r ideaing rnnnn. That’s it, next Drabble is cocky dad bob Miguel. Yea ima make him an attention whore bc EYE said so.

Girl duh, thicc man likes to eat, ofc he a munch n I would gladly wake him up both of those ways every single day uGH GOD, THIS IS ALL I WANT, PLS IM NOT ASKING FOR A LOT.

[crucian-tador-hb]

I LOVE beelzebub, belphegor and leviathan redesigns!!! And i tell you why:

i like how beelzebub is like a really old lady but acts like a young party girl, and her bug design and mandibles

Belphegor is like a giant melting candle and i really enjoy it!! I like how chubby she is too, im sure she gives the best cuddles/hugs of all hell, IF she dont try to melt your skin with hot wax or turn you into a live wax statue

And leviathan MY GOD LEVIATHAN!!! You have no idea how my i LOVE monstrous designs. One of my beefs with Vivs is that the girls designs are just normal woman, she didn't try to elevate the design, you know?? WE NEED MORE MONSTROUS LADIES

Thank you for listening, take these hearts for you!! 😊🤲❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍

1. omg thank youuuu, I'm always worried about whether they fit the style of the show or not, but people don't seem to mind

im still working for design for Belf and Levi

2. Bee is wiiildddd

I think my design looks more like a hornet than a bee, but I think that's also the highlight

I really believe that every sin has its own habits that can scare you a bit

3. oh no, don't worry, she wouldn't hurt you, she's very sweet and calm

I really wanted to convey vibe's gentle, calm, soft and marshmallows

plus, I really wanted to have thicc shapes among the girls

she's a bit like a sweet-gothic lolita u know

4. THANK YOU, Levi is so slay, I adore her two heads

I'm wondering if they have different names

5. tbh, I sometimes forget what the original designs look like until I see them again

and that makes me so sad, because you just SEE how the creators didn't care

they can do really cool things and designs, but...

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