#SHE IS SLAYINGGG

[chanderal]

i had a vision

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[xx-sketchy-xx]

C’mon.. you know she’s fabulous when her hair is like this

I want to bite her like this/pos

[catwouthats]

I’m watching The Gay Deceivers. Will give live updates on this post as I edit it.

00:00:58 Starting off Strong with that green screen college tho-

00:01:08 That hat is slay.

00:04:30 aw they have been together since grade school

00:05:27 ish He’s like “I KNOW WHAT YOU AREEEE” once he s

00:05:40 This editing is amazing

00:06:50 OMG THE CENSORSHIP LMAOO

00:07:50 ish “DO YOU MIND IF I KEEP IT I DONT HAVE THIS ONE AT HOME” oh my GOSHHHHHH lmaooooo

00:11:00 Fellas, is it gay to keep on pretending to be gay and to heavily check out your homies when you DONT have too??

00:12:58 Okay but she is SLAYINGGG with that outfit

00:16:20 they are so sick of this shit lol. The gay agenda isn’t the internet, it’s the complexities of war.

00:17:33 THAT BLONDE ONE IS DEFINITELY BISEXUAL I COULD TELL FROM THE BEGINNING

00:19:12 one bedroom troupe but make it gay. Blonde guy is having a bisexual panic over having to share the bed.

00:22:36 He’s dropping so many hints that he wants to be kissed

I love the fake dating trope

00:23:56 I love this gay actor sm

00:24:45 “We’re newly weds..” AH BRO IS SO BISEXUAL ISTG

00:27:05 “Probably have it bugged” you’re just saying that so he kisses you Eliot

00:31:00 THE LANDLORD IS SO NICE??

“I bet he cooks better than you do?” And than he gets jealous, goes downstairs, watches him cook, than is like “shit he is a good cook but he definitely wants us!” Eliot I see you giggling when no one is watching. You’re not slick.

00:35:39 DANNY IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFEEE RN

00:37:15 they way I’m panicking with Danny rn…

Okay but why is Danny’s sister homophobic lowkey 💀

00:51:31 oop he caught his bf

00:52:18 so… are you asking him to pay you back in the same way he was gonna pay back her?… bc bro…

01:03:42 why are so many of the girls in this film homophobic??? Acting like gay men are zoo animals to be gauked at and mocked… damn.

01:05:29 uh oh… it’s starting to click for her… she thinks their gay…

They may have girl bossed a little too close to the sun

01:07:25 ooooh… damn they are blaming Danny rn…

01:08:57 Them calling Superman Camp is so real

01:13:58 NO WAY…. No way… omg… bro is too in love with bro to be thinking of anyone else (it’s that or he’s too stressed about the possibility of getting drafted)

01:15:14 NOT ELIOT TRYING TO CHEER UP HIS BF

01:16:30 well Eliot is definitely having fun with the queer lifestyle now…

01:22:55 okay she’s not so homophobic she’s just confused.

Side note: Eliot being a little transphobic has me a little mad, but ofc that would happen bc he’s not used to the queer community.

01:28:30 they girlbossed WAYY too close to the sun…

01:29:55 NAW NOT THAT PLOT TWIST LMAOOOOOOOOO

[georgierre]

i also wanna mention that because most of bianca's racing background is in asia, she's only tried the tracks in f1 academy a few times or none at all, compared to her competitors who literally grew up on these tracks. AND YET SHE'S FUCKING SLAYINGGG

[owainbradys]

Aided (Presumably) Dagr yasss she is slayinggg

[theslay3d]

I’m glad you’re reading and enjoying the Magnus Chase series! Who’s your favorite Magnus Chase character and why?

OUUU my fav is probably Alex🦾 literally i love her sm LIKE SHES SO SLAY??? HIS WEAPON???? amazing. I like her personality too. LIKE THE BANTER BETWEEN ALEX AND MAGNUS??? top tier. i’m on the third book now AND IM JUST. Alex is SLAYINGGG. I like hearthstone to HES SO LIKE idk just vibes with him🦾

ALSO yk there’s not a lot of magnus chase fanfics so if you guys want to request for some charcters from their you can!!!

[bluebeatleisslay]

Blue Beatle x y/n

Btw- y/n will be half Mexican and half European in this not that it matters but idk lol anyways but I just wanted to put European in there bc I’m 80% and I like to think I feel close to it 😭❤️ anyways here is a new story

also I wanted to say that im getting inspired by the stuff bc it’s SLAYINGGG FRRR

y/n pov

Huh…. I slowly open my eyes ugh I say as I realize it’s morning.. Y/N WAKE UP I hear my mom yell I groan as I roll out of bed and make my way to my closet, today is a big day my papa is coming back to see us he was out of the country for work I do wish sometimes he wouldn’t go out so far but he need to pay for the home it’s getting stressful for my mama and papa I can tell papa is rlly never home but- “Y/N COME ON WE NEED TO GO” I’m cut off by my mom “OK JUST GETTING READY “ I yell back I take a deep breath and sign.. ok here we go.. I look in my closet trying to find something acceptable, look good but comfortable I end of finding a cue blue dress that hugs my body perfectly

-(if y wanna see it it will be down at the end and if it’s not there that means I can’t find a way to put the pic there😭)-

it’s baby blue with little bots of white, I look at my self in the mirror and think perfect, I run down stairs to find my mom waiting for me with a face of only what ppl can say… excitement and disappointment but soon turns into a one of love and happiness “ oh my god y/n u look Beautiful..” I brush “ty mama” as I say that I smile softly “we will be going out to eat with papa soon after we meet him at the airport, but if u wanna fun and get a snack rn u can” moms says. I start to think and I will eat with them as a famliy “nah mom it’s all good” I say she smiles and grins and says ok let’s go we don’t want to keep him waiting” I grin and laugh and say “ok mama let’s go” we get into the car and start to drive to the airport mom starts to talk

“Yk that boy from down the street? What’s his name hmmm um Jaime? Is it?” She’s says “yes mama what abt him?” I say

“well he went to college”mama say’s excited ! It’s crazy how big he has gotten I remember when he was just a little boy he’s has grown into his looks” I brush “mommmm “i say brushing “what its true u should two should start talking he’s handsome and nice she says” “what-“ I say “ok okkk ok I will stop now” mom says grinning we drive into the airport parking lot we park and get out of the car we start walking to the doors I’m so excited to see my papa it’s been so long 1 year feels so long to be without a parent his work has been hard he works a lot just to pass by and we love him and appreciate him for it.. I hear my mom gasps and I see my papa we both run to his and give him a big hug! Hi papa I say” hello my pretty daughter “ he says oh that’s a Beautiful dress” he says “ty papa I smile i turn around and I see- it’s Jamie going down the escalator wait what- my mom sees him to and says that “he is getting back from college and that we should go over and say hi” I brush “okkk” I say and we walk over to them “ hello Rocio it’s so nice to see u guys again” mom smiles softly “oh my goodness mary sits so good to see u again says Rocio” they hugs and start to talk abt Jamie and my dad starts talking to Jamie’s dad, I look at Jamie and he looked back and I rlly get to look at him… his hair is longer, he’s teller ofc.. and prettier to.. I didn’t realize I was staring until my mom says “y/n…?” I can hear her grin I mentally groan “yes mom?” I say mom says “I think maybe we should have a dinner with Rocios famliy don’t u think? “ “yeah sure “ I say i look at jamie and he says “ u look good” I brush and say “ty jamie”

YALL I GTG it’s 12:29 😍☝🏻 it’s tiring writing bc I’m list and it’s hard idk how y’all do it but ty and I will undate soon slayyy

[emotionsofateen]

Selena Gomez from the archives of Shannon Moore’s computer! Disney days :) She was SLAYINGGG in the third pic 🤩🤩🤩 like damn

[puppycheesecake]

ahhh!!!! wcif the top(s?) + gloves on lilith!!! she's slayinggg

Top / Undershirt / Gloves

[no--mourners--no--funerals]

badly dressed? she is fucking slayinggg that shawl and dress. i Wish i had those makeup skills and the hornsss i liveee for it

[nomaishuttle]

ALISON FUCKINGNDLAYED HER SPEECG SHES GETTING ASTANDING OVATION GIRLIE KEEP SLAYINGGG!!!

[carlalovesyourart]

SHE'S SLAYINGGG

now let’s all stay civil about this

[flower-swift]

[albertserra]

Crazy how far a little bit of sugar can go in a sauce

[rayanlovestaylor]

it's gonna go down in flames // light me up

AMAs 2014 // AMAs 2018

[meme-loving-stuck]

things that grammatically fall under AAE and african american dialect that are not slang terms but i still hear my white friends and popular gay internet artists saying "to be funny":

habitual be. "It really do be like that" convinced everyone that using habitual be is somehow just a funny joke to use whenever they're feeling silly! "[Character] be like", "bitches be [any innocuous thing women stereotypically do]" or "I be on my bullshit" etc...

eliminating present-tense are, even without habitual be: "they just like me for real" "oh he cookin!" "she got that [whatever fucking adjective tumblr thinks is funny] pussy" "omg girl you slayinggg" etc. the pussy jokes were funny for like 5 seconds btw

"on god", again eliminating the verb phrase (swear or promise on...) to sound casual? funny(?) : this one is arguable, as i fucking GUESS you could say you alllllways eliminate the verb phrase you definitely do you prommy... but honestly? you don't. it's just for that specific phrase you see on twitter and think it's "funny". again try to hear yourself

"Imma" fairly self explanatory, this isn't in Standard English, it's completely different from just saying "Im gonna". just. like. even if english isnt your first language. if your mom didnt bring you up saying this word, why did you start? do you only use it when youre being "funny"?

"Hella" same as above

i feel like i see people pointing this out and holding themselves accountable to it every so often, but then their favorite Gay Internet Celebrity/Artist/Influencer starts saying 'lit' or 'rizz' and suddenly we all have amnesia! and people definitely act like it's not appropriating and not racist behavior if they're any flavor of queer... 😬 which is a huge problem on tumblr

i am white and i definitely have a majority white following so i feel like this is just going to get ignored.. but if any black bloggers following me have more examples to add please do! or if youve written on this, link me so I can share it. these examples are just what i notice the most in my IRL friend circle and my corner of tumblr/instagram but it's not extensive

is it annoying of me to point out saying stuff that uses the grammatical structure of African American English as a white person... is still appropriating AAE... even if you're not using the Funny Internet Slang... like can we be better about this? since a lot of us are grown adults and should be aware of it? do you really not hear yourselves?