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monbabi · 8 years ago

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beautiful in la fanacc!!

• waited in line for 9 mcfreakin hours it was so hot we all bonded over kpop and the wait and wanting to die • at 7pm we went thru security and stood in the pit!!!!!!!!!! very tight but it was fine we were jus chillin • there was a technical problem so the start of the concert was delayed for like 30 more min • thEN THE LIGHTS DIMMED AND THE VCR TURNED ON AND WE WERE LIKE SHAHSKDOSHAGSV • AND MONSTA X CAME OUT IN ALL THEIR BEAUTY AND WE WERE ALL SCREECHING • they got into their positions and performed beautiful it was one of thr most beautiful fucking performances i have ever watched i almost cried • then they went straight into incomparable WHICH WAS FUCKING AMAZING KIHYUN KEPT COMING UP TO THE FRONT AND I WAS LIKE BACK WHERE U CAME FROM DEMON!! I LOVE U SO FUCKING MUCH • i realize now i shouldnt talk abt every single performance bc tht would take way too long • THE SOLO STAGES WERE SO GOOD SEEING HYUNGWON PERFORM FROM ZERO WITH WONHO!!!!!!! GOOD SHIT!!!!!! • and 24k was so…….séxie like it was fun and everyone sang along but their hips are SIN!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY MINHYUK!!!!!!! • SHOWNU LIKE DID A SPLIT OR SMTH I DIDNT SEE IT COMPLETELY BUT I SAW HIM DROP AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT?? • mirror was absolutely beautiful and it was such an emotional stage i almost cried kihyun and jooheon did amazing • can i jus say tht minhyuk is absolutely stunningly handsome like im a complete slut for kihyun but my eyes kept wandering to minhyuk bc hes so goddamn beautiful • yall theyre so good live like. ofc theres backtrack but u could hear them so clearly and they were so stable i almost cried • AH all of them did aegyo except changkyun who sang nothing on you by b.o.b and everyone sang along it was fun • omg in the first ment minhyuk was like “im gonna do smth ive been wanting to do in la…….im gonna say hows the weather outside and u say its sunny” and we were like jesus christ okay so he was like HOWS THE WEATHER OUTSIDE and we were like ITS SUNNY!!!!!!! • wonho talking abt how he was in such a good mood bc hyungwon was there w them and he kept making funny faces @ them before the stage • AND IDK I FELT LIKE JOOHEON SMILED A LOT DURING THIS CONCERT LIKE HE WAS ALWAYS SMILING WHILE DANCING AND IT WAS SO CUTE • SO WAS SHOWNU HE KEPT SMILING WHEN HE DANCED IN THE FRONT IT WAS SO NDHSUSDJHSHA • hyungwon seemed kinda tired i jus wanted to scoop him up into my arms and rock him to sleep he didnt talk thaaaaat much but he did whisper amongst the members and laugh like the snarky ass he is • kihyun kept talking to the 2nd floor which was so sweet !!!!!! ahhhhhh!!! im glad they werent left out of anything • oh my god at one point hyungwon like choked on his water it gave me a heart attack • during changkyuns part in 하얀소녀 he started like. swaying his hips and minhyuk kneeled down next to him and started flapping his jacket and wonho joined in it was wild • changkihyuk were hypin up jooheon like “hm ex girl and 하얀소녀 are really good songs……bc U MADE THEM!!!!!!” and jooheon got all shy and squat down in a corner then he stood up and was like “YEA I MADE THOSE SONGS” • wonho kept mouthing along with the translator it was so cute and funny um king of bilingualism? • they kept telling us to “Stop, Calm Down” bc we’re los angeles and we dont shut up ever it was so funny • jooheon said la has a funky way of grooving to the rhythm but out of all the other us concerts we do it the best LOL • wonho: takes off jacket • jooheon: EVERYBODY MAKE SOME NOISE FOR HIS MUSCLES • wonho: turns around and flexes • they were throwing out candy during white sugar but i didnt catch any bc short arms dnhshansbd and they didnt really throw to the front middle pit kihyun kissed one and threw it out i hope tht person who caught it treasures it forever • I WAS MAKING SEVERAL DIFFERENT HEARTS @ KIHYUN USIN MY ARMS AND FINGERS AND SHIT AND HE GAVE FINGER HEARTS AND THREW BIG ARM HEARTS AT ME I ALMOST PASSED THE FUCK OUT • I TURNED AROUND TO SCREAM AT MY FRIEND AND HE WAS LAUGHING AT US AND I CROUCHED DOWN BC I WAS SHY AND DIDNT WANT HIM TO SEE ME SO STUPIDLY EXCITED • i feel like i made a lot of eye contact w shownu and jooheon like idk they couldve been looking at the crowd in general but it felt so personal and directed towards me, the sweaty girl w glasses, a broken lightstick, and a bear phone case so im gonna let my delusional ass believe tht • the hi touch holy fuck the hi touch okay so it was like?? ~20 minutes after the concert ended everyone was chillin in the pit and then monsta mcfreakin x walked out and we all screamed then security lined us up • the order was kihyun, hyungwon, wonho, minhyuk, shownu, jooheon, changkyun * i was praying tht kihyun wouldnt be first so i had time to emotionally prepare but tht didnt work out • so um i. held his hand his grip was pretty firm and i panicked and forgot everything i wanted to say and i was like “marry me” and he laughed and said okay so um BITCH IM ENGAGED TO YOO KIHYUN? his hand was so beautiful okay everyone talks abt kihyuns small ass hands but they were bigger than i imagined and he has some big meaty claws • they were standing on a small platform behind a table so everyone was really tall so high fiving hyungwon was a little hard for my 5'1" body i had to reach for the stars his hand was so bony but it was Large and i said i love u and he smiled i was ready to sink into the ground and lay myself to rest • lets get smth straight wonho is short hes like jus a little taller than kihyun but boy hes Built and he has this cute little smile on his face and his hand was SO SOFT AND SO WARM I WANTED TO CRY i told him i loved him and he said thank u yea haha time to DIE • minhyuk has yaoi hands yall • his hands were so mf gigantic like the hi touch went by fast but holding his hand was so. wow like his hands were really big and warm and i was like i love u!! and he said yea and i laughed jshsgdffjf • SHOWNU IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL IRL PICTURES AND VIDEOS DONT DO HIM JUSTICE??? like he was GLOWING and he has such a large and warm presence and his hands are so warm like i felt like my hand was gonna melt yall i was abt to cry he was smiling so big too and i told him i love him and he jus nodded and said me too snshaudhdfshdhf • jooheons hands were kinda cold but they were so soft and beautiful my legs almost gave out he was so cute and smiley and soft and our fingers tangled weirdly and i was like SORRY and he laughed a bit BUT OHM NYOGD I INTERLOCKED FINGERS WITH LEE JOOHEON AND IT WAS AMAZING • changkyun was last and they were starting to rush the line so i could only high five him and say i loved him :(( he said thank u his voice is really attractive guys and he was such a chill dude i wanna be best friends w him • after the hi touch we were immediately lined up again for the group photo which was a ~15 min wait? • they numbered us off then let us in and immediately ppl are looking for spots in front of them someone took the spot in front of kihyun so i was like okay tell me to die first NDHAHDJFGS but my friend found a spot in front of wonho and minhyuk and i stood next to her in front of minhyuk and shownu • it was so funny my friend stumbled a little in front of minhyuk bc she was walking fast and he was like OH MY GOD OH MY GOD and shownu was laughing • STANDING IN FRONT OF THEM JUS MADE ME REALIZE HOW GORGEOUS THEY ARE LIKE,??,,????? • i turned around to look at minhyuk and shownu and felt a piece of me die and i said hi then turned around covering my face bc i got so fuckin embarrassed theyre so HANDSOME • my friends fave is wonho so she turned around and told him she loved him and held his finger I WAS ABT TO SCREAM • AH as they were putting more ppl in the front and this really tall girl stood in front of me and i was like I Am Five Foot One so as a joke before they took the pic i tippytoed and did peace signs and bunny ears my head just barely peeked over her shoulders and i think shownu and minhyuk and jooheon were laughing behind me i hope they were laughing at me i’ll gladly make a fool of myself for them • luckily the rows after us kneeled down! • after the pic they started shooing everyone off and i yelled KIHYUN I LOVE U GOOD NIGHT i dont think he heard me but oh well • SHOWNU SAID BYE TO ME BEFORE I LEFT AND I SAID BYE BACK I ACTUALLY FELT MY LEGS GIVE A LITTLE and changkyun was waving to everyone hes really cute and calm in person i wish i oculdve talked to him more • we walked out completely dazed like we were jus sitting on a bench outside looking fuckin faded

#monsta x #shownu #wonho #minhyuk #kihyun #hyungwon #jooheon #changkyun #beautiful in la day 1 #this took me several hours bc i had to rewatch videos and then i would rerewatch videos bc i am full of love and sentiment #en speaks

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2centsofsilver · 6 years ago

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Losing My V Card

Telling Brendon All About It! ~ SUNDAY, DEC 23, 2018, 11:50 PM ~

Alright, I’m here!

Katherine

Ok! I’m here

So yesterday Natasha stayed the night and we made out and she gave me some great tips, etc.

We went to Cafe Zola and the Kerrytown shops today and got some gifts for our families

Katherine

She left at like 5:30 back to Ohio. My anxiety today was through the roof. We slept in the same bed last night and I was so anxious about today that I couldn’t sleep. So I took more melatonin than usual not realizing the mg was higher than normal so I took like 3x my normal amount and then got scared I was gonna die so Natasha held my hand all night??? But what ultimately happened was, I was so anxious and then resisting against this intense sleep dose. And ended up not sleeping at all.

Katherine

So today I was a miserable zombie in a horrible mood with Natasha and felt really bad about it and worried about tonight because I wasn’t in a good place to calm the fuck down

And I just secretly wanted Natasha to leave so that I could go home and calm down so I told her I wanted to go back to my place early and she left like an hour earlier than planned and I was able to calm down in bed and stuff

Katherine

Then I go out to my car to do my makeup at like 6. All the makeup that is usually in my car for whatever reason wasn’t there so I had to search my car to find it for 15 min and couldn’t find my main foundation. So I told Ruth I was running late. I was sooooo fucking mad at myself for being unprepared and late and shit per usual. So I floored it to Walgreens, bought makeup at 6:30, put it on, Floored it to Kerrytown and got there exactly at postponed time of 6:45 on the dot somehow.

Katherine

So it was just this absolute shit show right before, as usual, is the point I’m trying to make.

With me? Lol

Yup!

Katherine

I was just really fucking mad and hated myself because this happens all the time

So I text her when I’m walking in, she tells me where she’s sitting and what she’s wearing, I walk in and don’t see her. So I’m thinking I’m at the wrong Sweetwaters. But then I saw her sitting by the window at a high top table. And she. Was. GORGEOUS

Have I shown you a pic??

I believe so!

Katherine

She looked just like that, wearing this maroon pretty sweater and had her thick dark hair up in a messy bun on the top of her head. HER EYES were stunning. As beautiful or more beautiful than Rachel.

She’s super pretty!

Katherine

Yeah!

So I walk in v flustered because I’m late and shit and walk over, say hi and apologize for being late. She was super cool about it. She said I should go get some coffee. I come back and we just talk for about an hour and a half

Katherine

We talked about how I prefer cold drinks over hot, our families, our brothers, how we celebrate Christmas, her time living in northern Michigan and how much she hated it due to scarce civilization and zero queer community. We talked about Euchre and she did this thing where she asked if she could show me what her brother does during euchre by taking my hands and making them “milk a cow” over her hot tea lol

Katherine

And then she drank the tea.

Oh interesting lol

Katherine

Yeah lmao

And then at some point in the middle of a non-related conversation, she mentioned “lack of experience” and having “only done casual a few times” so I used that as an opportunity into the next segment of our convo

I asked her what she meant by that

And she basically told me that she’s relatively new to casual dating & encounters and has been “dancing with people” for about 3 months

Wasn’t sure what she meant but she said it’s a euphemism she likes to use

So imagine how a therapist has a full case load of clients

She explained she also has an active running list of regulars outside of work that she regularly hooks up with. And she calls it “dancing with people” as in, the dance of casually having sex with many people

Haha ok

Katherine

I joked saying I was glad she didn’t mean she wanted to go out dancing

Katherine

So she explained that something she does is talk to others about the others. Like all the people she’s sleeping with, she talks about the others to the others. I was just like ok whatever. I think she just meant she was gonna reference scenarios with her other people to talk to me about like examples of the kinds of stuff she does. Idk if that makes sense

Katherine

Maybe saying that it’s okay she’s talking about the others to me, like letting me know they’re aware of it. Idk.

So she started talking about some of the other people she’s been sleeping with and for how long, what those situations are like, very generally

Hang on give me a second

Alright

Katherine

Went blank for a sec

I think she went into all that because I asked her what casual dating/encounters looks like for her, and what she’s imagining/picturing for us

And she said something like “everyone is different but there has been a general/typical theme in how it tends to go”

Which is just, meet up, hang out, do something. Then go back to someone’s place

She said every encounter varies person to person

I asked her to elaborate on her lack of experience

That’s when she mentioned number of partners, and starting out nervous. She said every single person she’s “had a sex interview with” has been very nervous and expressed a good amount of anxiety

And described it as a common theme

So at that point I felt comfortable mentioning my anxiety

Katherine

I basically said, “Yeah I also share lack of experience. I have very very minimal experience. It’s been quite some time since I’ve seen anybody. This past year I have become more sure of myself and what I want, become more accepting of myself and self confident, whereas in the past my anxiety took the wheel. I feel ready for this and am very excited, but do have a small amount of anxiety”

Katherine

Something like that

Katherine

And I was very grateful because that led her into a conversation about how anxiety is normal, all humans have it. How she and every person she sleeps with has it. And how every single “interview” (she used that word jokingly) she’s had recently has involved the same exact expression of fears/anxiety/hesitancy.

Katherine

She emphasized that multiple times thereafter; that our conversation was a very common theme in all of her most recent meet ups

That many many people show up, express lack of experience, uncertainty with their ability to meet expectations, and a relatively high level of anxiety. And that really was valuable for me. It greatly reduced my nerves and discomfort.

And all the talk from friends about not bringing up my anxiety.

I asked her whether what she’s looking for is entirely non-emotion focused. And she said no. She said that’s not possible. She said you have to be attached a little bit in order to trust someone and feel safe.

Katherine

So yeah it was honestly the most ideal conversation and setup. I increasingly felt more and more comfortable. She was very very easy to talk to. And I felt comfortable opening up and expressing anxiety, not feeling like I had to hide it. I even mentioned varying advice from friends about what to share/disclose about my anxiety and she very much reassured me, repeatedly, that having anxiety was not a turn off for her.

Katherine

That it was completely fine, okay, acceptable, normal, common, expected, etc.

I asked her what I can expect and she asked me what my “yes please” and “no not at all” lists were.

Katherine

I hesitated and she said “It’s okay if you don’t know.” So I asked her for examples. She told me that on her yes please list were things like: biting, slapping, and all the basics including oral. Her no list included things like bondage, cutting, drawing blood, anal. But that she’ll give anal. So I talked about some of the things I love and the things I didn’t want.

Katherine

And then I asked her what her preference around hair was and she was woke af as you said, in not expecting or asking me to physically remove the hair on my body. So I felt very relieved.

Katherine

I talked to her about my experiences with Katie who was manipulative/abusive, Jamie who wasn’t the right match, Mike who nearly raped me drunk, and Rachel whose partner vetoed me. She had a knowledge bad in polyamory and she apologized for what happened to me, saying it wasn’t gone about appropriately. I mentioned things like tightness and fear of pain, asked for open communication, check ins, gentle fingering, mentally freezing, and mentioned body image self consciousness. She said everyone has it and that it’s okay, not a thing to worry about. I said “obviously you can tell my body type through my clothes and if that were a dealbreaker for you, we prob wouldn’t be this far into this conversation,” and she said exactly.

Katherine

knowledge base*

She told me “It’s not supposed to hurt, we don’t have to make it hurt, it will be okay,” etc.

Katherine

I just felt all my anxiety fade away. I couldn’t stop smiling and felt so good and so happy/excited. I felt like I could trust her. She also talked a lot about trauma and filling the void, the idea isolation and physical touch. She’s very much a social worker and I’m grateful for that.

Katherine

Towards the end she said “We don’t have to do all of this in one night. There are no rules here, no shoulds, no have-tos. We can go back to your place right after this if you’re comfortable doing that, we could also call it a night and plan for another night, options are endless.” I thought for a moment and told her I’m feeling comfortable and would like to move forward with this at my place She asked if I was sure, that we didn’t have to, etc. I told her yes I’m ready. I went to the bathroom. Texted you, Natasha, and Rachel. I collected my mental and emotional bearings. Came back to the table and mentioned “being ready but scared.” She said “it’s gonna he okay,” and that set me over the edge. Got me off right there in my pants. Put our coats on and walked out

Katherine

She followed me back to my place in our cars. I felt good the whole time like “it’s finally happening”

Katherine

Came into my place, casually talked on the way to my room about why thI couch was covered in plastic and why my bed was covered in boards but has clean sheets (Lilah has been pissing everywhere). She said she literally does not care what my room looks like. But I thought it was interesting that Natasha and I just so happened to spend hours and hours at the laundromat last night washing my sheets and making my bed and cleaning my room, not even knowing this was set to happen.

Katherine

And my roommate JUST SO HAPPENED to be out of town. It was meant to happen

Phone dying give me a sec

Katherine

Tell you more tomorrow, dozing

DEC 24, 2018, 9:35 AM

Wow!!! I’m so ready to hear the rest!!

This sounds great!

Katherine

Yeah!

DEC 24, 2018, 3:10 PM

Katherine

Oh I meant to also tell you, that I mentioned having never had sex. Like I was straight up but hesitant about it. And she just sorta shrugged like no big deal, not at all a turnoff. She said she had recently met with another person who had also never had sex. She saw nothing deficient in it whatsoever. So amazing

Katherine

I’m out shopping but will tell you more when I get home!

Katherine

I told her I enjoy dominance but to be more equal our first time. But I told her she could be a little dominant and talk down to me and stuff. I told her I was ok with her basically taking the lead with me. And she said that was fine, that she felt it had already been applied. So that was great too. It was all so ideal!

Katherine

implied**

MON 7:25 PM

How was the actual sex??

Katherine

On my way Home from target, I’ll tell u all about it I promise lol

MON 10:37 PM

Katherine

Ok I can message now lol. Hope you’re having an amazing time with your family I’m gonna just tell ya part II and you can respond whenever you want

Okkkkk so!

Katherine

She followed me back to my place. We talked on the way in. I went to the bathroom and got situated. My nerves were kicking in again but this time it was much more excitement and thrill and fun-type butterflies. I came out of the bathroom, mentioned I was gonna take Tylenol for a headache and then I glanced at her. She was laying in my bed on her side fully clothed, cute as hell, smiling at me.

Katherine

Took my breath away. I was so damn wet already My god. So I sorta blushed and went in my room, asked if we should have the lights on or off. She said hallway light was enough so we turned the lights off. I wasn’t sure what I should do so I asked her (that is basically how we went about the whole night step by step which I loved and deeply appreciated). I said, “Should I take off my clothes?” (I assumed the answer was no and that we’d get there but I was trying to figure out what to do immediately lol)

Katherine

So she said, “It’s ok, why don’t we just hang out like this here for a little?” She was so nice and could sense I was nervous so we took things real slow. She got close to me and sorta was sitting on the bed facing me, I was also sitting facing her. And then she sorta stretched out back onto her side smiling at me, so I did the same. So we were laying there on our sides fully clothed up close to each other. Whole time she’s saying, “Yeah, just like that, that ok? You doin okay?” etc.

Katherine

Felt very safe and comfortable

Katherine

So then she put her hand on my shoulder and kinda rested it there, kinda rubbing my shoulder and arms a little, asking if I’m doing ok, we got calm. I don’t remember what we were talking about but we were talking. And in a minute or so, I just sorta looked up and said “ok” and started nodding. And she’s like “yeah?” Maybe I said I was ready. Idk. It was all very natural. She was really really firm on getting solid yes’s from me before continuing because she knew I had been assaulted by a guy several years prior. So I’m like “yeah” and she asked if I wanted to go a step further and I nodded. She’s like “yes?” I’m like “yes” and then BOOM it was like a sex scene in grey’s anatomy LOL

Katherine

She pulled me in, dove right in, we started making out relatively hard. It was like, perfect timing perfect setup, and I was immediately good at it. Damn. She is a good kisser. I felt comfortable the whole time and used lots of tongue and all that. She was much better than Natasha lmao. I was just really loving every moment, felt like a learner soaking it all up. Like the tongue movements...we twirled tongues in circles over and over. Who knew that could be so exhilarating!

Katherine

She started kissing the side of my face, my forehead, all the way down my neck, my shoulder, she had her hand on the back of my neck. I was shocked by how IMMEDIATE the sensations were. Like what the fuck. I didn’t expect that stuff to feel SO GOOD

Katherine

I started kissing her face, down her neck, her shoulder, and put my hand on the back of her neck, and kinda gripping her hair. It smelled so good. Her hair is so THICK and luscious. Whole time she’s telling me it feels really good, saying “yeah” a lot and letting me know what she liked. I’m thinking “damn, this is either just how people communicate during lesbian sex or she actually thinks I’m really good” lol

Katherine

But she seemed to REALLY like what I was doing. Like at one point I put my hand on her back and she said “Yeah I like that. I like your hand on my back like that” so I liked being told what she liked

It was very affirming for me. Confidence boosting.

Katherine

Soon she says “I’d like to take this off you, if that’s okay.” I was wearing a red knit sweater. I was so excited for that moment for some reason. I wore it on purpose because of how smoothly it just falls right off my skin. So she slid it off me, and started kissing down my arms, etc.

Katherine

I said, “what about my shirt?” And she said “Would you like to take your shirt off?” And I said yes so she helped me with that too. And then I was just in my bra and pants. And she started kissing my chest

Katherine

I was kinda nervous to be exposed but she was like rubbing my stomach and stuff and didn’t seem repelled or anything and I was enjoying it so much so most those self conscious nerves were gone. By this point I’m completely outstretched. I asked her if she wanted me to take her shirt off and she said ok so we did. I kissed her all over, etc.

Katherine

Debating how detailed to go on this next part LMFAO

Breast play????? Is...... AMAZING. What the actual fuck. Who knew.

She started doing that to me with my bra still on and I was like already over the edge lmao.

We were still making out, kissing on the lips, etc, just a variety of all of it by now. And then she asks, “Do you want me to take this off?” pulling at my bra. And I said YES

AND THEN

Katherine

We took that off. And get this. By natural instinct I covered up. I literally covered my chest by kinda folding my arms in front of me, twisted over from back to side, and put my head downward. Like I didn’t even realize I did that. And she noticed. She was very good at noticing when I was less okay

Katherine

Because I’m REALLY REALLY embarrassed and ashamed of my breasts. Like really bad. Because when I got assaulted by Mike Johnson, the way he looked at them all confused when he realized they weren’t perky. The way he held them and sorta paused to think. The way he tried to get my nipples to come out even though I don’t have naturally erect nipples. I remember how badly I wanted to cry when he did all that. So I was really ashamed when my bra came off. I didn’t want her to see my chest. Isn’t that sad???

Katherine

And she kinda caught my eye contact when I looked down. And then I just laid on my side for a bit kissing her, etc. And we were facing each other side by side again. And she looks at me and she’s like, “You know. It’s helpful when I can see you.” I hadn’t even realized I’d done that, because I didn’t know what she meant. I’m like “Oh...haha, ok, wait, you mean like my face or the rest of my body?” And she said “Both.” She had paused. I don’t know how to explain it but it was like she saw a moment and caught it for me, and wasn’t gonna let me feel ashamed. It was like “let’s tackle this before we continue,” so we took a pause

Katherine

She’s like “It seemed like you were hiding a bit there,” and I just said yeah, and she was like “we are okay.” And I’m like ok. And she said ok? And I’m like ok. And then we moved on. I rolled back onto my back and let myself be exposed and closed my eyes. And she moved into my breasts and what happened after that was history lmao

Katherine

She starts feeling all around. I was blown away by how good it felt immediately. I remember that with Mike a little. Just felt really really good. I personally like hard rough play in this area and was planning to ask for that. And I pretty much did right away. She had told me she likes biting, both providing and receiving. I love receiving. So I basically just told her to do things and she did. It was all very exceptional. And then I really emphasized how badly I wanted her to hurt me. And she said “You also said you were scared about pain,” and I said “Yes but up here it’s ok.” So yeah I asked her to do the maximum. Pinch. Pull. Bite as hard as she can. Etc. Lots of pain lots of gain. I looooooved it. She asked me if I wanted her to SLAP me. I wasn’t sure about this. Thought about it. Said ok but not too hard. She did it once and i liked it so she did it maybe 2-3 more times. I know this is beyond detailed but I’m also gonna he copying and pasting all these messages into one consolidated blog entry on my private tumblr so yeah lol

Katherine

Gotta write it somewhere lol

Then she started rubbing a certain area and saying “you’re pretty dark here. You may bruise here,” and I said ok that was fine. But omfg. My boobs are SO SORE and bruised today. I’ve got hickies allllllllo over omgggg

I just bruise so easily in general, it’s insane

Katherine

So then I ask if she wants me to take her bra off. We do. She says, “Is this your first set of tits?” I’m like yeah. She goes “This is the first time you’ve ever played with a woman’s tits?” And I’m like yeah. And I’m pretty sure I said “I’m nervous” or “I’m scared” or something. And she said it was ok, “everything will be okay.” I said “what should I do?” And my voice was all fucking nervous and shit. And she said to just play with them. So I went for it the same way she did for me. And she again, affirmed everything I did just by her reaction/sounds but also by telling me.

Katherine

I was like terrified to even look at, touch, lick, or bite her nipples but I did and she loved it so it felt good knowing I was providing something to someone and she was enjoying it

Katherine

She said I was really good at it. Loved the biting. It went really well. At this point things took a turn (in a good way) because I asked her if I could straddle her other leg to get to the other side. And in doing so, my knee brushed against her down there, and the way my body was moving just from licking her up top was causing that to also happen down there so it was like a good segway into part II which i was so ready for. I think I asked her if we could take my pants off. So we did. She helped me. She brushed her hand up against me down there with my underwear still on and it almost sent me right over the edge. She’s like “Is this where you want me” and I couldn’t even talk. I nodded. But she wanted that yes. So I gave it to her. So she started feeling and everything and I told her I wanted her to take my underwear off. She asked if I was sure. Etc etc. and then she did. And moved right in. And I’m not gonna give you details but it was EXQUISITE. She started with her hands. Then moved into oral. Then used her hands again. It was just like. I had hit another planet.

Katherine

Like my mouth dropped open and I said “Holy moly” lmao

Katherine

The oral was just beyond imaginable. Idk if it’s like that for everyone but she knew exactly what she was doing it. Like, v skilled. And then I asked her to finger me. And that was the part during coffee where I expressed great fear and history of pain so she wasn’t sure and definitely asked me if I was sure. She said “you’ve talked about a lot of pain and tightness down here” and I said “yeah but I want you to try and just be gentle.” And she said “We are not required to do this. We don’t have to. We can do other things,” and I said “I know. But I want you to.” (I DID!!!) I told her it can be painful but a huge turn on for me when and if it’s not. So she said ok but said, “if anything hurts, I want you to tell me and I’ll stop.” And I said I will don’t worry

Katherine

So she worked on me a bit. Slow and gentle. I am not kidding when I tell you there wasn’t much pain. A little uncomfortable but she was able to get in there. I incrementally asked for 3 fingers. And she was able to go pretty deep without pain. There was SOME pain here and there. Some intolerable and I spoke up. But I wanted her to try it and we did. I liked it. Halfway through I was shaking from anxiety and cold and expressed that and she covered me up. It was super sweet. It almost felt even better all covered up in blankets and stuff

Katherine

We worked down there a damn ass long time

It was great

Lmfao @ holy moly!!!

Katherine

Then took her underwear off. I didn’t go down on her because she got very very tired lol. So I fingered her till she came. She fingered me more till I came. And then we kissed some more. And then we just laid there. It took over an hour till I came. And then it was really quick and fast and she was confused by how fast I’d orgasmed. I said “I can usually go again right after” and then literally masturbated in front of her and got off in like a minute. But it was still super fast and she was struck by that. Didn’t understand why my orgasm wasn’t longer. And honestly I’m not sure either. I told her after providing myself with millions of orgasms all my life, I sometimes wonder and feel as though I’ve lost my ability to have strong ones anymore. And she thought that was interesting. I mentioned “we’ll have to research it” lol and work on it.

Katherine

Lmaoooo glad you liked that

After I got off to myself she’s like “is that the first time you’ve ever got off in front of someone before?” And I said no, I orgasmed with Mike Johnson. Etc. But yeah

This is all so great so far, it sounds like you had a fabulous night!

Katherine

Then we just laid there and talked about my job lol. I showed her videos of my kids on the JCC tablet while we were still naked and panting which is probably wrong and messed up in numerous ways but WHATEVER lmao. I wanted her to see what I do for a living and she loved it. She said it seems I really love those kids and my job. Then she said she was tired and needed to sleep. I thanked her a ton and said I hope it was okay for her and she said I did a wonderful job. We both got dressed. I walked her to my door. We hugged. She kissed my forehead. And I pulled her in and kissed her hard on her lips. And then she left.

Katherine

She said when I get back in town to let her know and we’ll do it all again.

Basically I’m now on her “outside of work client list”

Because she has a list of people she regularly sleeps with and I’m basically in now. In the books. Lol

I’m so happy brendon

Haven’t stopped thinking about it all day. This morning I got off like 5 times in a row thinking about it and didn’t wanna leave my bed lol

Katherine

OH- there were 2 awkward moments. 1 was when I asked if she was comfortable fingering me anally and she said yes. She did okay but she said she had never done that before. It wasn’t exactly what I wanted and then I was mortified because I forgot that sometimes there’s a smell and so I didn’t say anything but I initiated we move onto something else. Like I was entirely clean back there but I completely forgot that sometimes that can happen. I didn’t utter a word about it but took the lead in moving back into something else lol

Katherine

And then the other awkward thing was an overwhelming need to pee as we moved closer to orgasm. She said that just meant I was close to orgasm. But I fucking know how an orgasm feels for me and this as very much a desperate need to pee so we stopped and I went to the bathroom and COULDNT PEE. She said it’s probably just anxiety and I think she was right. But then she said her hand got tired later and prob wouldn’t have been so tired had we just kept going rather than stopping and then starting over again lol

Katherine

But yeah that’s the end

As the JCC teachers sing at story time: “That’s the end of the story, that’s the end of the story, that’s the end of the store-eeeeeeeeee! It’s time to sing some songs!”

What song should we sing today brendon? If you’re happy and you know it? Ok! Here we go! If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!!

I diiiiiiid it brendon!!!!!!!! I DID IT! I DID THE THING!

You really did do it!!! I’m so happy for you and also proud of you!

It sounds amazing!

And like you’re gonna do it again soon

I’m glad she was so patient and comfortable and kind

Katherine

Exactly!! Yesss me too!! Thank you Brendon!

All day today, extra energy in my step. Fucking grinning everywhere I go

I TOLD SUSAN

You’re confident!

Katherine

I know!!!

Sounds like it was everything you wanted and needed

Especially in your first time

Katherine

Yes like a dream

Yes

Katherine

And no relationship needed. Like it was the perfect amount of everything just as is.

Which is great

Katherine

I don’t really want a relationship right now

Exactly

Oh also, 2 things I forgot to include. Both awkward

At the very beginning of her going down on me. She spread my legs and I cramped

Like leg cramps on both sides

Katherine

Embarrassing because ya know. I’m fat and I cramp up and she had spread my legs as wide as possible. So I voiced it and she acted like it was no big deal, completely normal, asked if I wanted to prop them up with pillows so we did and she adjusted them and no more cramping. It was like she knew exactly what to do or something

Katherine

And then the other thing was, halfway through the whole thing she said, “Are you familiar with sub/dom BSDM at all?” And I said yes (just from so much porn watching over the years). And she’s like “Well, one thing that tends to be common in BDSM, is the phrase, ‘You are being a very good girl.’ Is that something you’d like me to say to you?” And I wasn’t sure.

Katherine

Like the majority of me didn’t really like the ring it had because it feels fake, scripted, not real. I’d rather her talk down to me and TELL me to be good. But I didn’t like the “good girl” thing and should have told her. I said we could try it so we did and yeah. I didn’t hate it but it wasn’t something I’d wanna do again. I like being told I’m doing good, or to be good. But I don’t like that good girl part.

Katherine

Like that I’m a child and she’s a parent or something. Idk. Didn’t feel right

But then, the thing is, I have my own specifics that a lot of people would probably be uncomfortable with in their own sex life

So we are all different and I get that.

But I have kinks that I’d LOVE to explore with her that are def different and more uncommon. I’m assuming she won’t want to for at least one of them.

Which is fine and completely understandable

And then a third thing that happened was she asked me to slap her breast. Which I wasn’t uncomfortable with or anything. Just nervous and embarrassed to do??? I did it once. She said I did really well. Idk. What are your thoughts on these last few things?

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I did my makeup using only Kylie Cosmetics and one product stood out above the rest

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I did my makeup using only Kylie Cosmetics and one product stood out above the rest

Kylie Jenner is about to have the last laugh over haters, as she’s set to become a girl-boss billionaire at the age of 21, all thanks to Kylie Cosmetics and the lip kit that started it all.

Now a booming business of eyeshadows, highlighters, eyeliners and more, Kylie Cosmetics is dominating the beauty industry, despite not being available via any other retailer.

As a longtime follower, first-time trier, I put a full face of products to the test to see what’s worth shipping from the US…

KYLIE COSMETICS REVIEW:

Koko Kollection Face Palette, £31 As my second favourite Kardashian, I had to try out something from the Koko collection, in collaboration with Khloe. And I thought seeing as it contains a blush, bronzer and two highlighters, that it would make for a good investment pick. First thoughts sans packaging? That blush is PINK, the highlighters are drool-worthy and that bronzer is making me hungry for caramel.

I started by using the bronzer shade to contour, which had good pigment and a tiny shimmer to an otherwise satin finish for extra glow. It was a really good match for my complexion. Next was (gulp) the blush. I treaded lightly, but was pretty surprised to find it went on beautifully and wasn’t garish at all. Extremely blendable and a good amount of flush that doesn’t look fake. Who would’ve thought?

I used the lighter gold highlight to dust the tops of my cheekbones and a little went a really long way. The shimmer was punchy and powerful, so I thought I’d better save the gold for when I slap on some fake tan.

The Bronze Extended Palette Kyshadow, £35

This palette is just made to be photographed and I took my time staring at it before settling on three shades to create my look. An extremely difficult choice because the colours included are so wearable, and I’d say would look great on all skin tones. I selected (from top to bottom): Quartz, Citrine and Hematite.

And holy fricken frick, those swatch videos Kylie posts are not fabricated. Her eyeshadows are pigmented AF. Especially the matte shades. One dip with a brush and you’ve got enough to fill your eyeball, so have a clean blending brush at the ready. I started by applying Hematite in the crease, bringing it down to the waterline too. I then used Citrine, which is the most amazing shade of dusty terracotta, for the centre of the lid. And then finished with Quartz on the inner corner. I layered back over Quartz using the highlighter from the Koko Face Palette and we were on high-glow alert.

Black Kyliner, £7.70

I really like it when Kylie wears her Brown Kyliner, but at the risk of being top-to-toe beige, I decided to try out the Black.

One swipe and we were in business. It’s obvious that Kylie prides herself on pigment. My only gripe? I don’t think you can sharpen it, but I could be wrong.

87 times Kylie Jenner gave zero fashion f*cks (and we LOVED it!)

Candy K Lip Kit, £22.50

Here she is, the OG. I chose Candy K because it was one of the original launches, and also one of the most popular shades. After swatching on my wrist first, I was immediately impressed with the precision of the lip liner and the rich, delectable liquid lip colour. It dried down while I was taking a pic and when I went to remove it with a face wipe, it was extremely stubborn. I’d heard about the lip kits’ amazing staying power, but holy sh*t I had to scrub to get it off.

The lip liner is honestly one of the best I’ve used. No dragging of my delicate lips, it swipes on with absolute ease and this shade in particular really flatters my natural shape and colour.

Going in with the liquid lip next, I was not such a fan of the sweet, vanilla, marshmallow-like scent, but luckily it was fleeting. The applicator was soft, fit the lips well and it was easy to reach the inner corners.

Once the colour dried down, I was instantly obsessed with myself. Bible, this was the best lip colour I’ve ever had the pleasure of wearing. Never have I had a matte that looks so smooth, for hours on end. No cracks, no wear, just nothing but block, pillowy colour. And it was comfortable. Hats off to you Kylie, you really are the lip kit queen.

FINAL VERDICT:

Overall, Kylie ain’t no fake. The girl knows how to make some pretty spectacular makeup products that I think are quite fairly priced for their quality. If I had to rank them, in terms of my personal favourites, the Lip Kit comes in first, eyeshadow palette second, face palette third and Kyliner fourth.

Read our full interview with Kylie in GLAMOUR’s AW18 issue, which is on newsstands now.

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Day 12 - Typhoon Lagoon

TLDR: Short one today, quick breakfast then hit our first water park - Typhoon Lagoon. Lazy River, big tidal waves, play area and more lazy river. Sun to begin with, rain to finish. Hooters for dinner, amazing... and the food was good too.

Slept the latest we’ve ever slept, but today is going to be a slow day (and so not much to talk about really), so there was no rush to get up too early. Its been nearly two weeks but this was the first day we were visiting a water park and the kids were excited!

We missed getting to Gamestop yesterday for Patrick so once we were ready in our swimming stuff and nicked some extra towels from the pool, we headed there first. Robert picked up some Nintendo Switch games for his yet to be purchased console and me and Patrick picked up a bunch of other games including Horizon Zero Dawn & Injustice 2. Im gonna need another holiday just to play these! Popped into Walmart for some fruit and McDonalds for breakfast/lunch (yes they have an actual McDonalds IN Walmart).

No Typhoon today, well not yet at least...

So last time we were here two years ago it was absolutely pouring down, but not a drop of rain in sight today :D We quickly got into the park, found the lockers and dropped all our stuff off, with the exception of the Go Pro to take some photos. We all had these cool shoes on which allowed us to go in the water without having to take them off - these are pretty much essential for water parks for walking around so you dont burn your feet on the hot footpaths. We started off with something easy the lazy river, Gracie grabbed a free flotation-jacket to float around in which they buys now being able to swim this time around, passed. It was great just sitting, lying, floating along and the kids had an absolute whale of a time (whale, get it? :P #sorrynotsorry). I could really have stayed there all day, but after a few times around, we got out to see what else there was in the park.

Gracie's was a bit of a wuss and didnt want to go on the family rapids. So we hit the main pool instead. The focal point of this park is a HUUUUGE tidal wave which extends the full length of the pool every so often. After getting absolutely washed out on the first one, I suggested that the boys put some jackets on, just in case. This wave was strong - completely engulfing anyone and everyone and pushing you back several meters to boot. Boys being boys they kept wanting to go further and further into the pool, but with Ann sitting on the sidelines for a little bit and me holding Gracie I had to keep reeling them back in. Stopped to get a quick coffee and ice-cream for the kids, which does prove rather difficult when you cant carry anything including cash around with you! Grabbed a seat in the shade after the sun was proving too hot and let the kiddies run around in the play area for a while. Robert decided that spraying everyone including himself was a good idea, though I don’t think his red eyes agreed. Wee Gracie was just content playing by herself in her own wee imaginary world.

Clouds were looming, but we wanted another shot of the river again before we left (though the kids furiously objected to leave at all). Grace was getting more sure of herself in the water so she was taxing me and Ann about in the water while we sat on the rubber rings - it was too cute. Finally persuaded the kids out of the water and as we got in the car it started to rain - excellent timing and meant that we didn't get wet (except we were just out the pool, but you know what I mean).

Unlimited wings and really big... beers.

Home and a quick change before heading to Hooters for dinner. Some say that this is the most magical place on earth. Oh wait, that's Disney right? ;) The food is really good here and the do unlimited wings on a Wednesday so it was a no-brainer after the great day we had at the water park. In and seated and served by the lovely Yen. We ALL went for wings in varying degrees of hotness (the sauce not the waitresses), and Patrick, Ann and myself went for the unlimited option. They also served massive steins of beer and I never even got ID'ed this time (thanks Yen), which is even more funny because my dad did last week :P I kicked off with Triple Dog Dare which is a sauce made from ghost chilli pepper - I like spicy stuff. Ann & Patrick went a little milder and as the plates were finished we order more until we went through most of the sauces. I did prefer my first option but the others all settled for good old fashioned BBQ as their fav. After we were more than full, we paid the bill and I got another pic with some of the waitresses (thanks Ann, again), you just have to though, right? ;) Patrick asked what my favourite thing in Hooters was and Robert replied 'I bet its the wings', ummm yes that right son, it’s the wings...

A wee quick visit to the shopping outlets to pick up some trainers for Ann for tomorrow (Adidas Samba as it happens, remember those bad boys?), and then we headed home to sleep.

I asked Patrick about what his fun fact was today and he just said right give me a sec and then gave me a fact (like he was googling his brain, it was hilarious). Anyways here’s today golden nugget:

There have been two Presidents of the United States who once used to be peanut farmers.

Peanut farmers, who knew eh? Adios for another day!

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Shardlight for iOS evaluation

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Shardlight for iOS evaluation

This assessment is the iOS port of 2016’s factor-and-click journey Shardlight by way of Wadjet Eye Video games (Gemini Rue, Primordia, the Blackwell series). In case you’ve already performed Shardlight on the Laptop and are seeking to play it again on the subway, I will summarize the evaluate for you and allow you to get to your manner: it is precisely the identical recreation, without achievements and with a fiddly detection container for dragging inventory objects.

IOS Evaluation

Ios Definition

For the ones of you who did not capture this sport last year, Shardlight is a post-apocalyptic adventure game with a sparkling take on the apocalypse. Sure, there were bombs. Sure, the comforts of society are long gone. Sure, a wealthy elegance emerged to hoard sources at the same time as keeping the common humans down. But the game performs with all of these tropes to inform a unique tale.

For starters, the apocalypse is very current; our protagonist Amy is in her early Twenties and she recalls the bombings. Additionally, radiation or large mutants aren’t the obstacles in humanity’s battle to live to tell the tale; the bombs poisoned the air, giving the unfortunate a deadly and contagious disorder referred to as “Inexperienced Lung.” The maximum hanging difference between this post-apocalyptic story and others with comparable plots is the manner that humanity has replied to the bombings: society is still intact, for the maximum part. people gather inside the markets. They barter meals rations for works of art. They examine books by way of the communal properly. humans are scrambling for survival, However, that is now not all they’re doing. it is a welcome trade from traditional post-apocalypse stories.

That isn’t to say that the sport would not revolve around excessive stakes; Amy has Inexperienced Lung and without normal vaccinations, she’ll die. Vaccine doses are uncommon and the underclass has to earn lottery tickets by using appearing a series of undesirable jobs for the Aristocracy. On such a lottery jobs, Amy unearths a loss of life guy who offers her a mysterious letter. This kicks off a chain of bold escapes, double and triple crosses and surprising revelations that could upend her world’s rather solid society.

The characters are easily this recreation’s strongest asset. Amy is an intriguing protagonist. She’s smart, courageous and nicely-favored the various market-dwellers. She isn’t always the brooding loner or damaged killer that generally populates this sort of story. The assisting solid is equally strong. Tiberius, the primary antagonist, a sinister bureaucrat who presses Amy into his service casts a putting parent in a powdered wig and a porcelain mask/fuel masks combo. He forces determined human beings do too risky jobs in an effort to stave off the killer ailment for a touch longer while he and his colleagues stay in relative luxurious. That being said, his motives for his depraved acts are extra than simply consolidating electricity and wealth; he absolutely believes he is operating for the best of each person and this faulty perception makes him all scarier. He wields absolute electricity while responding to fear and paranoia.

I discover myself caring deeply about Amy’s diverse pals and co-conspirators and demanding approximately their protection while Tiberius springs his trap. the sport comes by those connections sincerely, displaying you why you must root for these people as opposed to clearly telling you to accomplish that. I was completely invested in Amy’s journey, and whilst the sport gave me a climatic decision, I had a difficult time deciding on what might be great for my friends.

the game is handiest a year vintage, However, it has an intentionally low-resolution look, much like the style of the Lucasarts classic The Dig. In spite of the retro look, the places are excellent. The regions are distinct and sundry, telling a small tale about the arena. I was especially inspired with the aid of a church bisected by a jumbo jet, the ground zero of the bombing, and Tiberius’ opulent have a look at. The artwork style made it easy to spot interactive objects, and if it became ever doubtful I should tap and preserve at the background to display a list of hotspots.

I mainly preferred the man or woman pics. All the characters have illustrated full-face closeups when you speak with them. They have been static faces, without converting facial expressions or lip syncing, But they served to make a connection to the person that’d would not otherwise be possible due to the classic artwork fashion. Every person has a look that suits nicely with the setting, from the crotchety vintage woman residing on the outskirts of the town to the murderous jail guard. art and story apart, but, Shardlight is a recreation that revolves around its puzzles — and they’re now not particularly precise. I failed to discover any of them a laugh and resourceful. Most of the people were of the “discover an object, provide the object to someone else” variety, and on every occasion, the sport branched off from that system, the puzzles have become confounding and poorly-explained. I broadly speaking solved the sport via brute force, clicking on the entirety, handling the whole lot to each person, capturing the whole thing with the crossbow. Shardlight speedy became a chain of obstacles I had combat my manner via to get to the good stuff, rather than playing the sport on its very own merits.

Shardlight Wiki

I touched on it in advance, But it’s really worth repeating in greater element: The touch interface for this game is frustratingly erroneous. Clicking on an interactive object is straightforward; all the primary hotspots are precisely where you anticipate them to be. however, the hitbox for stock items used on hotspots can be quite lots everywhere. maximum of the time they’re up and notably to the left of their labels, But from time to time it’s down and to the left, or simply immediately up. There’s little or no consistency to in which you would discover the box, which simplest compounds the hassle. If you usually knew to offset your item drag a certain amount, you can compensate without hassle. As it stands, you have to do a pixel hunt, looking for the exact candy spot which will give up a letter or drop a lump of wooden into the oven. Hot spots on the top of the display screen precipitated me the most headache; touching too close to the pinnacle could cause the stock bar. This served to make me doubt what I idea was an apparent puzzle answer. Early on, I couldn’t inform if the trouble changed into with the interface or that the game sincerely left out incorrect solutions. Save yourself a few frustration: Shardlight will well know any item to hotspot (or item to object) interplay, even if to simply let you know “I don’t think that will do any properly.”

Ultimately, the whole lot surrounding the game (the putting, the artwork style, the characters, the plot) is so properly that the stupid puzzles and clumsy contact interactions infrequently depend on. it’s a strong journey game and a worthy distraction for your smartphone.

Vegetation Vs Zombies IOS

Permit me simply say that I truly like zombies. I simply, I doubt I would be pronouncing that if (and, let’s accept it, while) they upward thrust up and start seeking to munch on our juicy innards, However, for now, they are a-okay in my e-book. I by no means met a movie or sports zombie that I failed to like, and in spite of the truth that the sport was made for a phone, Flowers vs. Zombies for Apple’s iOS platform is one exceedingly addictive gambling revel in.

Flowers vs. Zombies is an ordinary tower protection game. Here, your house stands on one side of the display and the encroaching zombies are in the alternative, separated handiest by your lush Inexperienced garden. To hold the undead from waltzing in, you have to set up Plant life with a purpose to successfully combat the diverse enemy sorts that seem on the display.

It might sound a touch dull on paper, However, it’s in reality pretty a laugh. What an interesting mash-up of differing worlds: zombie apocalypse and gardening! The Plants at your disposal act nearly as characters themselves. They Every serve a differing motive (a few peashooters are like machine guns while a few Flowers take a seat idly ready to attain out and devour a close-by enemy) but the cartoonish layout offers them a personality that makes watching them get eaten by a more potent zombie almost sad. Also, gamers need to be on the lookout for drops of daylight which should be accrued so one can develop new Flowers for whilst a horde of remaining minute zombies comes shambling toward the house.

The first few stages are extra introductory, so fending off attacks isn’t always all that difficult. However, that simply makes a number of the later degrees all of the greater difficult when you locate yourself abruptly attacked through zombie pole-vaulters who can bounce your walnut blockades or antique newspaper-reader zombies who rush at your Plant life after they begin taking harm.

The environments provide a few excellent range, too. The movement begins in your lawn, But then shifts to midnight (when it is harder to accumulate sunlight), then to the outdoor with its pool and a unique set of water-based enemies, before finally completing on the roof, in which the angle of the playing field and shortage of soil make such things as corn at the cob catapults and flower pots a essential consideration. the entirety leads up to a rooftop boss fight pitting you against a virtually massive baddie.

the game is a blast. And the music that plays walks a pleasant line among amusing and slightly sinister. actually, if I listen to that song gambling in my house sooner or later, I will probably bob my head at the side of it whilst going to test all the windows for undead quarterbacks or zombies carrying visitors cones on their heads, much like in the game.

Sample Evaluation Comments

Vegetation vs. Zombies does nothing to sway me in opposition to the oncoming zombie apocalypse. If something, it is reassuring to recognize that after I need to shield myself in opposition to zombified quarterbacks and undead disco dancers, I can accomplish that from the relative safety of my home with little a number lily pads and massive walnuts.

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