#SHAMBLES I TELL YOU

[whenastrofell]

Sorry I can't hold it in. There's way more I need to say but in PHF canon the economy is in fucking shambles. I'm sorry Giorno but you cannot recover from getting rid of an eleven figure profit. If they're talking about lira it's practically nothing so I have to assume that it's converted to euros or something. Eleven fucking figures. Passione is not recovering from that loss. Giorno you can't just do that.

[starlitrays]

new roman empire unlocked ! (I AM IN SHAMBLES)

a couple days ago i finished the finder (a spinoff of bones) AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE ONLY REASON IT WAS CANCELLED (besides the ratings and whatever) WAS THAT MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN DIED

[muffinsbasket]

I just saw the northern armory’s new video

I will never recover from now having seen it and it will be all I talk about for the next forever

[whitegownsandflowercrowns]

The (Predicted) Season 3 Character Death Map

Basically who I think is going to die when in Season 3.

Episode 1:

Gwayne

Jace

Jason

Episode 2:

Simon

Episode 3:

Jasper

Otto

Episode 4: N/A

Episode 5: N/A

Episode 6:

Criston

Episode 7: N/A

Episode 8: N/A

Episode 9:

Aemond

Daemon

Helaena

Episode 10:

Joffrey

Mysaria

This would make Episode 1 the Battle of the Gullet and the Battle of the Honeywine, likely also the Fall of King’s Landing. Episode 2 would be the taking of Harrenhal. Episode 3 would be the beginning of Rhaenyra and Daemon’s executions. Episode 6 would be the Butcher’s Ball. Episode 9 would be the Battle Above God’s Eye, and Episode 10 would be the King’s Landing riots.

[asianshitsandgiggles]

my policeman did NOT have to end like that

[gofflesworld]

Current state: hyperventilating on the floor rocking back and forth with my head tucked between my knees

whoops ah shit my hand slipped oh well @spaciebabie

[capsicle107]

money can't buy no friend of mine, and money can't buy me back no time (x)

[saltpepperbeard]

no they really ARE going to be silly stupid with each other again no one touch me NO ONE TOUCH ME [x]

[hopeinthebox]

bts + reductress headlines pt.13

[shopwitchvamp]

Having one of those days/weeks where I start fantasizing about closing my shop, disappearing into the woods, and finally achieving my true form as a forest hag

[jamiethegardener]

didn't prepare for wicked (2024) to reignite the stan in me ngl

[lovesickeros]

zhongli and neuvillette fighting over their reader 🤭🤭

scary dog privilege wherever you go, draconic courting gestures that would scare any regular person, they send each other deadly glares the moment you turn away,

stealing your clothes to just get a whiff of your scent, marking their territory all over your house - making it a battlefield basically, neuvillette (in my hc) is cooler and zhongli is warm so the cuddles are always so comfy ☺️😍,

they give you anything you want - you don't even have to lift a finger, they make you travel between the nations a lot though 😒 sooo clingyyy, extra gentle in their dragon forms as to not squish you, don't even get me started on the size difference 😍😍

just a little thought 🤭☺️

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Neuvi being colder is so real and canon. I see him as being colder + a lot more lithe, kinda lanky with smaller but sharper canines versus Zhongli who's warmer and a bit shorter then Neuvi + bulkier with bigger but not as sharp canines.

They've also got very different habits – Zhongli is very prideful not just of himself but his nation. He'll personally give your a tour and purposely drag it out as long as he can. Complimenting Liyue is basically complimenting him, checkmate Neuvi. Especially if he convinces you to try on some local Liyue fashion. Harmless and just a nice gift to anyone else but Neuvi sees it for what it is (since your wearing something from Liyue, technically wearing something of his. He loves his technicalities when it comes to staking a claim over you). Adds salt to the wound by touching you in totally innocent ways like to adjust you towards something he wants to show you or accidently brushing against you when he takes the bags of spoils he's practically drowning you in but really he's just making sure his scent sticks. He's just a sweet, nice gentleman with absolutely no ulterior motives trust.

Neuvillette does love Fontaine, but his habits are more about himself then the nation. He'll take you around if you ask or if the idea strikes him, but you'll probably stay around the making city area or the opera house specifically. He enjoys more personal time with just you and him then anything else. He values the immaterial to the material. Zhongli spoils you with gifts, but Neuvi tries to offer quality time irregardless of physical gifts (though he still gives them just not to the extent of Zhongli). He'll take you to see different operas if that's to your fancy, or leverage a bit of his authority to maybe see a few films since those seem to be hitting off in Fontaine recently. Bet that creaky old archon doesn't have those huh. He feels awkward if you want to watch a trial, but he'll reluctantly agree because. well. it's you. just don't wave or anything he's trying to work and he just Really wants to see you smile at him like that again and it makes him lose his train of thought. gets custom clothes designed by Chiori to replace your clothes from Liyue because they smell of Zhongli and it makes him sulky + he likes to match.

G-d forbid these two are in the same room as you because it's a war of attrition at that point. Constant accidental brush of the hand against your shoulder or elbow but it's just them trying to get rid of the others scent. they are side eyeing each other behind your back while being all smiles whenever your looking. If it's hot and you lean into Neuvi more he's practically GLOWING. not even smug he's just absolutely smitten and happy to be of service. immediately takes off his gloves and presses his hands to your face asking if your okay and if you want to go back with him. if it's cold out and you seek out Zhongli more hes smug as hell beneath the calm veneer. Offers you his coat and stay as physically close to you as he can under the pretense of being worried you'll catch a cold if he doesn't warm you up.

don't even get me started on your house either because you probably have tons of gifts from both of them accumulated everywhere. if Neuvi sees you use a tea set from Zhongli suddenly he had a fantastic gift idea he thought you'd like. he even got some tea included with it so why don't you let him make you some? Zhongli sees you using a goblet Neuvi gave you (totally a coincidence it's similar to his) and suddenly you have 27 square cups in your cabinets that you have no idea where they came from. if the goblet is mysteriously missing oh well. who knows :]

[sakasakiii]

Hello!! I just noticed your header and since I also love hsr and the current story on amphoreus I was wondering if you've ever drawn something for it? or maybe a tolkien x hsr crossover or something? that would be so cool in your style! anyways, I love your art, everytime I see a new post it always brightens my day, hope you're doing great!!

hiiiii anon!!! thank you for checking in- im indeed doing great and im tickled you noticed my header! im so happy to find another honkai star rail fan out here in the great beleriand tumblr wilds omg.... i would never expect those two fandoms to cross-pollinate but here we are, yippee!!

ive never actually considered doing a hsr x tolkien crossover up until now bc i thought there was no way anyone would know what i was doing HAHA but youve emboldened me anon.... as such, please accept a rough doodle of some finweans as chrysos heirs :D

these may be questionable picks lorewise but would i be held liable if i said i mostly picked who-as-who based on pure aesthetics alone jnsdsdfjnf...... mydei/maedhros was an absolute MUST on my end but the rest came along naturally afterwards ! i couldnt figure out who to draw as castorice sadly, or potential crossover matchups from penacony or the luofu :'D luthien and daeron as robin and sunday is growing on me however....

but to answer your first question, i actually have done a previous hsr project....! it was fresh off the conclusion of penacony and i was in my aventurine phase so ended up making an animatic of him to the vocaloid song 'wozwald' that you can find here on youtube if it interests you 🫣 i never posted it here on tumblr bc it felt so out of left field for this tolkien-centric blog jcsjahaha but since ive finally brought it up, ill attach some screenshots that im still kinda proud of under the cut ^^

thank you very much for taking the time to ask again, anon!!!! i was so excited when i got your ask that after i saw the notif upon waking up, i couldnt go back to sleep bc my brain immediately started thinking up possible crossover ideas 😅 thank you also for the sweet words of encouragement ajsdbds,, im super honoured you like my art and i hope future posts wont disappoint!! may you win your upcoming 50/50s and may version 3.4 have mercy on us all 🙏

assorted screenshots from the video ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[outislovescomics]

What if I run into oncoming traffic.

[lazysublimeengineer]

Kainess nation ready to shotgun Kaiser when their live broadcast divorce gets animated in the future

[meowkunas]

"Come here." Yuji slips a hand onto the small of your back and tries to bring you next to him instead of letting you trail along behind him. The crowd surrounding you doesn't let him.

"You okay?" You mumble, somehow managing to bump your shoulder against his. You're used to Yuji's doting by now, but he's strangely focused on you today.

He doesn't respond. The noise of the crowd seems to disappear into the background as you catch sight of his facial expression — a tenseness between his brows and a vacant look in his eyes, plus he's not even looking in your direction. It's a sign that he's been running on autopilot with you for at least the past ten minutes. You curse yourself for not noticing it sooner.

You try again. "Yuji?"

"Huh?" He turns back to meet your gaze. Whatever internal stress he's been working through is replaced quickly with a smile. You wouldn't have known he was faking if you hadn't caught his facial expression before. How many times have you missed something like this? "Just don't want to lose you in the crowd!" He says cheerfully, curling his hand into your shirt and then splaying his fingers out repeatedly. A nervous action. One of many that you're still figuring out.

"Yuji." You say, managing to guide him through the crowd to a quieter corner. "Are you okay?"

He hesitates and his gaze shifts from your face to a spot behind you. "Mm."

"That's not an answer."

"I know, I know! I'm just thinking."

"About?"

Yuji shrugs his shoulders, shifting his gaze away.

Don't do this. You want to say. Please burden me with whatever it is you're worried about. Please don't—

It feels difficult to swallow. "Do you want to just go watch a movie instead?"

"No way!" His eyes are wide, almost panicked. "You've been wanting to go to that dessert place forever."

Shaking your head, you reach forward and cup his cheeks between your palms, squishing slightly so that he's forced to look at you. "And it'll still be there tomorrow, and hopefully, the day after." You pause, whispering your next words. "Not asking for me right now, Yuji. Do you want to go today? Right now?"

He seems to deflate slightly at your question, but hesitantly and so slowly, he shakes his head. You catch his eyes flicker and you know he's about to come up with an apology, churned from the guilt he feels from burdening you with this, and perhaps, for wrenching away whatever happy moment he thinks he's stolen away from you.

"Okay." You say, simply.

Sometimes it's impossible to tell what he's thinking. Sometimes he gets very quiet and vulnerable. Being constantly loud and friendly covers that stark difference a bit too obviously. It's at times like this that you wish you could say the words directly into his brain so he gets it quicker.

I'm here. I'm here. Yuji, focus. I'm here. There's only so much you can do.

"Let's go." You murmur, sliding your hand into his.

This will have to do.