#SECRETS SECRETS EVERYWHERE
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Let’s take into consideration:
Arthur would rather waste precious time before an important council meeting to run around the entire castle and search for Merlin, who, in his very honest opinion is the worst servant of the entire kingdom or that he had ever known, than to call literally anyone else to help him dress (as if there wouldn’t be anyone ready to assist Arthur, their king, with clothes);
Arthur, and therefore Agravaine (which makes it all the more hilarious) knows every single place where Merlin could be, at that precise moment, or during that day in general; (EDIT: As someone pointed out in the comments, everyone and Agravaine included knows who is the “dollophead”)
The guards nod to Agravaine without asking anything, which only means that it is canon that everyone in Camelot knows Merlin by name; EDIT: It also means that the guards deal with this on a daily basis. They must be tired.
The aforementioned point implies that everyone knows how Merlin looks like, that also means Merlin is known to never leave Arthur’s side, even during council meetings;
Arthur is running around the castle in what today we would call a pyjama, just because Merlin didn’t wake him up with, “Rise and Shine”. And he’s barefoot. That’s right. The king of Camelot, everyone, has just walked barefoot in Merlin’s chambers, in the armoury, where other knights probably are, and in the bloody stables (yes, the ones where the horses and their dungs both are), without boots on, just to look for Merlin;
Arthur is more distressed in this scene than in the one where Morgana declares war in season five. He’s fretting like a mother hen. Not only he is without breath, which means he was just coming back from his checking around, but he is red in the face and almost yelling in desperation. “Does he expect me to dress myself?!” Because apparently, Arthur literally cannot do anything without Merlin by his side. The way he says, “No sign of him” to Agravaine is so endearing, and he shouldn’t be this adorable. Unfair, Arthur. Really unfair.
Arthur just yells, (and distressingly looks around) in hope that Merlin will come back to him, because he always does. *sounds of my heart breaking into millions of pieces*
And last but not least, Arthur shouts, “Last night!”, which means the actual reason he’s going around searching for Merlin, it’s because he’s worried his world will end without his quirky and clumsy servant by his side (and the love of his life). Merlin is currently out on a quest with Gwaine to look for Gaius, since he has been kidnapped, but the problem is that Arthur doesn’t know this. What he knows is that he has fought with Merlin the day before about Gaius in the council chambers, and believes Merlin is gone for good, this time, and solely for the fight they had. Arthur feels more than guilty that he can’t make it up to his best friend, the love of his life (Agravaine helped Morgana kidnap Gaius, and it explains the ending of the scene, where he understands where Merlin is.) Now Arthur is worried that his last words to Merlin were harsh. He had last seen him when he was done with his duties the night before, and then Merlin disappeared.
No wonder they deleted this scene.
#as if the rest of the show isn’t equally gay💀#the way arthur is all ruffled too like#that man woke up all by himself#didn’t see merlin#and put on the first shirt he found and started checking for merlin everywhere in hope that he would magically appear#so it is more than canon#when arthur is worried sick about merlin#he reproaches him regarding his duties as a servant#top notch#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#merlin x arthur#my video#i have a weak heart#it took me ages to adjust this#be nice#if you’d like to use it elsewhere please do#just give the credits#please don’t steal it🥹#deleted scene#episode ‘the secret sharer’ season four
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#the secret of us the series#the secret of us#tsou#ladaearn#diagnosed with chronic clownery I'm afraid#the way she averts her gaze to everywhere but Earn's tiddies or something#and then going to her 'idgaf' mode in the end#appreciate the effort eventhough it was unsuccesful#sigh she has a long long journey to heal but good lord she's such a simp too#clown sapphic rep appreciation#that aside Ling did phenomenal job because Lada's loserism is so entertaining to watch#she does this thing and then looks like she's on the brink of crying whenever Earn does some asshole move#the RANGE#also therapy for dr Fahlada
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okay but re. that post about elseworlds!barry realizing that oliver woke up in bed with iris... if we coldflashed this, i feel that crossover event would have gone VERY differently because you're not telling me that leonard snart wouldn't have realized there was something wrong the second he woke up in bed with oliver queen
like picture this: you're leonard snart. you have years of trauma, hypervigilance, and experience surviving dangerous men (and, ultimately, being one). and you fall asleep next to barry, the man you love---who, don't get me wrong, IS dangerous, but is in most situations seemingly unaware of it; who appears nonthreatening and harmless unless riled, who, most of the time, just seems like a sweet and normal guy---and you wake up next to... something else. something that looks like barry, and sounds like barry... if you aren't paying attention.
this is a thing that walks without making a sound, like it has years of experience sneaking around and moves that way by default (like len does); it turns into a statue at the slightest sound and doesn't even seem to breathe. barry is always crackling with frenetic, fidgety energy, even when he sleeps; he has nightmares and thrashes until the covers are bunched up around him, but this thing slept stiff as a board, flat on its back without moving a muscle and barely wrinkled the sheets. this thing is wary, and quiet, and it moves like a killer, with a killer's instincts. and it's looking around their bedroom like it's never seen this room in its life
and len would KNOW.
#coldflash#i do enjoy the thought of oliver standing there like ohhh fuck what is happening and then he hears the cold gun#turns around and len is standing there in his underwear with the gun aimed at him like “what are you and what did you do with barry"#you know those two would CLASH personality-wise but i think they'd appreciate each other's no-nonsense approaches#not sure what's funnier in this scenario: if coldflash are in an established relationship#or if it's a secret and oliver has accidentally busted them with a body swap and is like “barry what the FUCK”#actually yeah i think i like the latter better#then they have to explain to team flash how len just HAPPENED to be with barry that morning#and why they should take HIS word for it that this isn't really barry when they're his friends and family so obviously they would know#meanwhile real barry is looking everywhere but at len trying to avoid eye contact#until oliver gets him alone and is like “you are having sex. with captain cold.” barry's like “two words: helena bartellini”#oliver's like well first of all i can't believe you would bring that up---
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I FORGOT TO POST THIS WHOOPS
#taikko art#im insane about this au i just keep it secret everywhere#everywhere except twitter#i love this au and im insane for this version of pomni#please punch me in the face#heart eyes#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc fanart#tadc pomni#pomni#pomni fanart#the amazing digital fight club#tadc boxer au
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if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son
#twilight#twilight renaissance#bella swan#the twilight saga#breaking dawn#smeyer wanted to model all her books off of classic literature: romeo & juliet - wuthering heights - pride & prejudice#AMATEUR HOUR#HEY SMEYER I GOT A FUCKIN STORY TO MODEL YOUR TWILIGHT FANFICTION AFTER#BREAKING DAWN BOOK ONE: Bella fucks Edward for his power & breaks his stone dick in the process - & lo! Ravioli is born in the carnage!#Bella becomes a vamp. she takes over the Cullen coven AND the Volturi bc honestly fuck everyone here only Bella is Cool and Right#oh and vamp hybrids are now legal so vamps start gettin it on. hybrids everywhere. humans who? welcome to the Golden Age baybeeee#BD BOOK 2: Alice comes to Queen Bella with a vision: 'lmao bestie the prophecy says ur getting ur shit smacked'#oh_fuck.avi#Bella begins DEVOURING ALL THE CULLENS INCLUDING RAVIOLI so they can't fulfill the prophecy#vampire fluid contains 11 secret herbs & spices so it's lip-smackin finger-lickin good#omg but ONE vampire was hidden away........ gasp#surprise bitch! it's Ravioli!#turns out Bella mistook Ravioli for LITERAL Ravioli (Chef Boyardee Beefaroni to be exact)#Raviolo comes back and makes Bella throw up! bleh! the Cullens (& Beefaroni) are freed!#together with Benjamin Ravioli now rules over the Cullens and the vamp world#Bella is imprisoned#FUCK Bella#FUCK this story#still a better one than BD tho#the end
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Oh M has my ass locked DOWN 😭 I really hope we can have some sort of press tour where we can be all cutesy and show PDA in from of everybody. Suck it, England!
y’all are certainly passionate about this 💀 while the press tours and PDAs won’t be something which will happen until like book 3, best believe you can still gift M a piece of jewellery that they’ll be wearing in front of the cameras 🤭
#wearing a promise ring on their ring finger while most of europe loses their mind over it#rumours of a secret engagement being plastered everywhere while MC is just watching it all with a smug smile#the royal family will be so done with them lmao#if: the ballad of the young gods#interactive fiction#interactive novel#interactive story#twine wip#ro: m whitlock singh
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thinking about how grian survives the apocalypse by watching. watching his friends fight off gem's turned, but he barely does anything. grian runs, peeking over his shoulder. he pillars up and watches his friends shamble around in a haze out for his blood. doomed to watch
#secret life spoilers#secret life smp#slsmp#whimsyposting#grian#trafficblr#secret life#i love pasting ex-watcher grian into everywhere#brainrotters rise up
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more dreamling dad au bc thats just what i do now apparently i like lazy afternoon naps and so do our boys
#dreamling#hob gadling#dream of the endless#morpheus#the sandman netflix#sandman fanart#a few people have asked me what the babs name is#ive been calling him Kian#and he gets jealous of Nightmare and wants to be scary too sometimes so his dad made him that horrific onesie#to kian's exact specifications thank u#my art#its important to me that people know kians got dreams dark hair and flair for dramatics but#hes also got hobs big dumb sunshine brown calf eyes that he flashes to get his way bc he also has hobs effortless charm#i also headcanon as he gets older he secrets handfuls of sand into his pockets from EVERYWHERE bc he wants to be like his dad#and hob has to be the sand police and has to make kian turn out his pockets on the doorstep every time they come home from anywhere#bc theres only so much vaccuuming even an immortal man can take#and kian does so but petulantly and while sporting dreams patented Imperious Pissy Face#they have a rule that kian is allowed to stomp as loudly as he wants to his room but isnt allowed to slam doors#in this essay i will-
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ellie coming up behind you and snapping your bra band against your skin, making you jump in surprise. she keeps walking by, barely sparing a glance until you let out a whine of “elllliiiiiieeeeee” and then she’s turning to take you in her arms, rubbing the skin under your bra band. “i’m sorry. it was funny tho” she hides her grin in your shoulder. she takes your offended slap on the shoulder no problem, the smile still on her face when she pulls away. “why are you wearing a bra anyway? here, lemme help you take it off” she barely finishes her sentence when her fingers undo the hooks, letting your “silly” bra drop to the ground. “hmm that’s better. hug time?” “you are like the horniest person i know” you laugh, tightening your hold on her, your bodies smushed together. “and i take that title very seriously. now c’mere” and she’s pressing her lips to yours
#80085#get it#ellie loves them#the victoria’s secret avoiding supports it#them tatas are EVERYWHERE in that store nsjsjak#where do you look??!??!??#cheeky asf#mads’ headcanons#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams x you
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Somebody has got to draw Etho's washing machine as an actual washing machine that's just painted like a magma and Grian is just dragging it around. 😂
#grian#ethoslabs#etho's washing machine#secret life#trafficblr#traffic series#I'd imagine it makes a horrible screeching sound while Grian is moving it#and it's just leaking water everywhere#the mental image has got me dying 💀#😭💀
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oh to be able to read my favourite books for the first time again. or to view my favorite films the same way i did when i’d never even heard of the title or the actors before. or to hear my favourite songs like i did when they first were introduced to me. that is the dream.
#the secret history#reading#i wish#the one thing i wish i could do in life fr#if we were villains#the perks of being a wallflower#yes im adding these tags to make more friends#what about it???#everything everywhere all at once
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Im obsessed with etho’s tattoo designs it was makin me think about ethubs and bdubs tracing along his tattoo lines aaaaaa
#slmau fanart#secret life modern au#some sappy ass headcanon#eventually he’s done it so much hes got it committed to memory like every other part of etho hhhhhhhhhhhhh head jn hands /pos#ethubs#trafficshipping#hermitshipping#ethoslab#bdoubleo100#secret life smp#only on tumblr im posting this pubically bc everywhere i fear im bein too embarassing#lafakiwi draws#gkm arts#gkm sketches
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Quick wee animation of two of my hnk ocs hanging out on their little volcanic island...
#hnk#houseki no kuni#land of the lustrous#it's riddled with little mistakes everywhere but hey man its whatever#maybe i should promote my webcomic here more.... there isn't really enough of it yet though so for now its a secret#if you find it you find it#anyways these two guys star in it#my art
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Modern AU: Hogwarts Legacy
Two seconds earlier...
A chance meeting in a bookshop📖✨
I really just wanted to draw Sebastian and Phoebe as if they were both living in North East London and are the most INSUFFERABLE, sustainable, soft boy/girl versions of themselves lol (and that isn't complete without the secret history, sally rooney and THOSE tote bags)
I had to really fight giving Seb a moustache
(and because everyone and their uncle is reading intermezzo atm)
#you cannot tell me seb wouldn't be completely insuffrable if he was born today lmao#and he would so have a daunt books tote#and he would read intermezzo performatively on the tube#and phoebe DEFINITELY has a pret subscription lol#the secret history because its autumn and they are both going for the dark academic aesthetic ofc#ALSO SECRET HISTORY BECAUSE ANCIENT MAGIC IS THE SECRET HISTORY??????#every bose over the head headphone girlie needs their airpods man#I SEE THE BARBICAN AND DAUNT TOTE BAGS EVERYWHERE (can't lie i want them both)#i keep drawing phoebe left handed so she is ambidextrous now#hogwarts legacy#modern au#sebastian sallow#phoebe honeyball#fanart#hogwarts legacy mc#hogwarts legacy oc#sebastian sallow x mc#no one cares but i really struggled with the hands so these ones are based on my own weird double jointed ones that r weirdly long so enjoy
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QUICK SKETCH @milkibunbun ‘s INCREDIBLE SL!SCAR DESIGN!!!! YIPPEEEE🎉
#I finally did it I drew him#gtws fanart#gtws#fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#secret life#hermitcraft#life series#I know the og design is pastel#but I choose to worsen YOUR eyesight specifically with. Eyetsraun#this was supposed to be a sketch but I vomited colors everywhere#he’s so cutie#okay I posted I can disappear again
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THIS IS INSANE
Yoko Aspara, Faye Malisorn, Engfa Waraha, Lingling Kwong, and Orm Kornnaphat (also Mae Koy) all in one shot
#girl kissers everywhere#yoko aspara#faye malisorn#fayeyoko#engfa waraha#lingling kwong#lingling sirilak#orm kornnaphat#lingorm#mae koy#koy narumon#howe awards#blank the series#petrichor the series#petrichor series#miss grand thailand#mgt#only you#only you the series#tsou#the secret of us#*x
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