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[hymnoire]

♣ + gaya and evan tbh

Gaya and Evan, Buenos Aires, Summer 2024.

        A secret polyamorous relationship : they don't really fit the expectations their families have for them. Evan doesn't want to walk into the steps his father. Gaya neither, she wants to stand on her own. Money, power, heritage, get married, have kids : that's not for them. Are we ... Deviant? Or are we like, fucked up? Like there's no way out for us? It takes a little bit of exploring and questionning for Gaya to understand that she only feels good with her lovers. Evan, he's so free and she becomes a little more free when she's with him. It turns me on when I watch you kiss him. Do it again. She whispers to him with eyes she only gives to them, the lobe of his ear in between her teeth. What we do here, they can never know.

       Send me ♣ + a ship and i’ll tell you…

Who is the better dancer?

Evan is the better dancer, especially due to his hispanic heritage and being a stuntman as well. He is naturally at ease in his body, fast on his feet, comfortable. He makes fun of Gaya for how stiff her dancing is : waltz is so boring. In the summer in South America, they dance on the beach. Gaya moves well, too well, she is suave and moves her hips perfectly to the rythm. "When did you get this good?" He questions. " Maybe I've been taking classes behind your back to outdance you and well, prove you wrong." She says wrapping her arms around his neck, pulling him closer. "God you're a maniac." He says. " Mmmm I knowww." She with a grin as she kisses him.

Who likes the outdoors more and who likes the indoors more?

Evan likes the outdoors more, in fact he's constantly : in the outdoors! If his skin is used to the sun and he gets this beautiful tan that Gaya likes a lot - Gaya on the other hand has a very sensitive skin and often wears caps whenever outside with him to protect it. Gaya enjoys the indoors more so she can have all the privacy she needs when its just them.

Who’s a cat person and who’s a dog person?

They both a dog person. Evan is confortable around them and they are comfortable around him as well. Gaya is into big dogs, the Kangs have many dogs they go hunting with. Yes, she likes Big Scary Dogs (grrr) - but often ends up with Navi snoozing on her thighs, that's Evan's bunny.

Who’s more social?

Evan is definitly more social, in fact during gatherings, people naturally go to him to talk to him. Gaya does have her fair share of handshakes due to her being the Kang heiress but conversations with her turn shorter. "Ugh I feel... Silly caring about that but. People don't really like me, right? I can tell. I feel out of place, sometimes. You're just so good at this - I'm not." She would confide in him. "Nonsense. Come on." He would tell her while bringing her into conversations with him, helping her feel more comfortable.

Who makes the bed every morning?

Housekeepers would usually make the beds but since their relationship stays away from the public eye, Gaya takes care of it and she tidies the room.

Who likes to keep the house cold and who likes to keep the house warm?

Evan likes the house warm as he lived in warm places meanwhile Gaya never turns up the heater. She complains a lot about it at first, Evan turning the heater on all the time : "Ugh WHY is it a Billion degrees in here? EVAN? EVAN?!" Yes she is annoying but she soon understands with the room being this hot, he walks around shirtless which is one of her favorite views. "Yeah you know what, Nevermind~"

Who takes longer getting ready?

They get ready together but they always end up getting distracted, sometimes they even mess around a bit while undresssing each other so it takes literally forever to get ready.

Who likes scary movies and who likes funny ones?

Evan being curious and talkative often talks during movies no matter what genre it is, questions regarding cinema in general or the themes picked in the movie, or theories - Which Gaya loves and replies to all the time, they can have endless passionnate debates while matching a movie which would annoy anybody watching it with them : " Can. You. Both. Shut the fuck up." Their friends would say.

Who screams when they see a bug and who ends up killing it?

None of them scream.

Who is more technology challenged?

None.

Who would be more likely to burn something in the kitchen?

Gaya does not know how to cook to save her life. However, the less they let help and housekeepers interfere into their lives as they want their privacy the more she watches Evan cook for them in the kitchen. "Can you stir that for me?" He asks when taking care of something else yet when he returns 5 minutes later : it's half burned. "IT WAS JUST A STIR GAYA-"

"YOU DIDNT SPECIFY THE SPEED NOR THE DIRECTION OF THE ROTATION OF THE STIR- HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL THAT??"

Who talks in their sleep?

Gaya talks into her sleep and it's usually very concerning, death threats towards everyone she knows. Evan listens, well, concerned but perhaps as long as she doesn' say his name it's fine......

Who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?

None? It's not hard to close the goddamn toothpaste.

Who likes getting dressed up more?

They both don't necessarily overthink the way they dress nor are addicted to clothes and appearances in general. But hey obviously both have their own styles and the effortless vibe to carry it.

Who’s better at tying ties?

Gaya takes care of tying Evan's ties whenever he wears one for a formal event, she likes doing so. They often chat when she does.

Who recorded the answering machine message on the house phone?

They once recorded an answering machine message when being completely wasted and they 100% forgot about it until someone who called tell them. "Guys... About the answering message on both of your phones... What was that about?" And they suddenly remember they did That. "Fuck-" "Ok so for how long..."

Who’s better at planning romantic things?

Evan is. He doesn't necessarily plan "things". Him being spontaneous actually simply lead them to share simple times together in places that happen to be romantic : on a roof, in the grass, after a long drive, in a foreign country, on a beach. He cannot stay still and so whenever she follows him, adventures naturally follow and it does feel romantic.

Who takes up more space in the closet?

They both take so much space in the closet due to the tons of clothes they receive from brands. Also Evan's clothes are a little more fun than Gaya's who mostly wears woman suits, a lot of black and white even though she has pretty dresses. Sometimes she would grab one of his shirts to lounge in them. She looks a little more gentle , a little solfter when she wears his colors.

Who has more of a sweet tooth?

Gaya has a sweet tooth but doesn't admit it so whenever he happens to order a piece of cake or whatever, she pretends she wants to "taste" but ends up eating all of it.

Who drinks more often?

They both drink often as they often celebrate or often attend events and gatherings. They also have parties on their own, in their hotel rooms for example and like to get tipsy and have fun.

Who is most likely to laugh during a serious situation?

Evan is. Which causes Gaya to tell him to Be Serious. Gaya is Oh so serious however, he clearly has a positive impact on her which causes her to laugh as well when he starts laughing. So in the end, it's both of them laughing.