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[eddiegettingshot]

per @lesbianrobin. send in your nominations.

[dreaminterlude]

[xoxoemynn]

SORRY Y'ALL MY CAPSLOCK IS GOING TO BE PERMANENTLY STUCK ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE SEASON 2 FINALE AND BEYOND BEST GET USED TO IT NOW.

[frightfulmouse]

THE COMPANY IS AN MLM

did the thing (for free 🙄) for my mom's friend's underling and i'm like already like.... Oh I am Not going to go forward with this. like i'll do the revisions but then that's it, like. a) not the worth the hassle. b) i'll kill myself. c) I hate everyone and everything involved. d) i don't wanna, to the point that even the thought of having to add it as a regular obligation pisses me off enormously, and WHAT would be the point of a gig whose only purpose is to raise my blood pressure

[mersei47]

I have to fucking cook for myself again hhrrGGghGHHHhhhHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (drawing audihank art)

[tomatoluvr69]

goddddddddd why does the job application process force you to sound as egoistical as donald fucking trump likeeee there has never been a more qualified candidate in the history of the planet. I am the best there's ever been unlike those other burnouts and losers. no one is smarter. no one is a harder worker. i am in fact THE VERY BEST. hire me

[bigassbowlingballhead]

OH NO I'VE MADE A MISTAKE. I READ THE INSIDE SLEEVE OF HEARTSONG.

OH NO.

[dollya-robinprotector]

I still CAN'T because holyshit everytime I settle down to read it Ryoko Kui's artstyle makes me ULTRA MEGA horny to create art and I just jump right up to the PC and start drawing TTOTT)

Like I was hypnotized AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE STRUGGLE I JUST REALLY ADORE THAT ART STYLE

i’m finally binge reading all of dungeon meshi manga and am in the last 20 chapters, and this shit has me SWEATING-

[krispiecake]

i have done so much housework today i thought feminism was meant to change this 💔💔

[latibulater]

Venture Bros Rewatch notes: Home Insecurity

Fucking hilarious that Underland is designed like a disney princess villain lair but actually with all the executions.

tiger balm....tiger....bomb.....makes me laugh EVERY time honestly all i can think of when i hear tiger balm

Knowing that there are many kids with amputations in Underland from the child mines, like that is crazy the child amputee rate must be one of the highest in the world. i get that its played for jokes and it was funny, but if we are gonna be serious about all of it this counts and is like. mind boggling

whoo! use of the r slur! the way ive had to fucking campaign in my family to get them to stop using it and then i turn on this show and theyre saying it like every other episode makes me want to hunt down hammer and publick

okay but thats a waste of tiger.....

ik we dont learn this till later but i have questions about underland apparently being located right next to michigan.....PLEASSSSE LET ME SEE THE WORLD MAP IK ITS SO FUCKED UP

Brock's blue shirt is so beautiful on him...wish I could unbutton it off him. Dean and his hover boots, honestly those boots should make a come back

Stupid ass racist costume!

I literally choked on my spit and coughed at the same time Doc coughed at Brock's fumes

Okay I think Rusty is just doing a bit with the whole "big man think you can take me on? i knew this day would come" like seriously, the twins are so fucking silly but rusty is so beyond sarcastic he really is just projecting his own issues onto his kids all the time.

HELPER!!!!!!!!! Him going to take care of Rusty and so comically seeing NEW ROBOT blueprints and packing up a knapsack including a pic of child Rusty and Helper, oh my god it is just the sweetest robot and makes me wonder if there is a similar situation like with the red Helper happening with the whole....human brain.

the henchmen fighting and getting distracted till doc wakes up an slides into the panic room LOL

also i do love the underland footmen look as someone who loved tmnt it looks very foot clan

hank and dean may be a little over the top but they did take care of the scorpion and tarantula pretty handily.

Dean and Hank in the panic room and not even knowing when it was built....like seriously how many memories are they missing, consider they repeated being 15/16 over 10 times

Hank choking out Rusty is SO FUNNY Hank is just trying to help!!!!!!! just send them both to a first aid class you will be better for it doc

Rusty lactating!!!!! Milky king!!!!!

The animation and storyboard in this episode flips between dynamic and very getty stock images which is pretty funny

Dr. Girlfriend getting insulted and telling the monarch to use the phone himself...him trying to get an outside line....god i feel so old.

bigfoot baby!

"GUARDO" you fucking idiot Rusty. "I fell asleep" Okay but have we considered the fact  that you just don't have a head for mechanics and need to switch science majors

THE SNACKS FOR COMPANY. And Monarch apparently seeing the Baron for the first time since college and them trying to kill each other at first in a big dick measuring contest.

"how do you even mix it up! augh its like having my dad do the shopping!" ok i need more orphan jokes from the monarch stat seasons 1 he kills with this

its funny to see bigfoot and brock and steve summers meeting is so funny...considering that they all fuck when brock stays with them after he leaves the osi

"do you know how long 6 million bucks takes to pay back on a government salary!" fucking screammmmmmmmmmm

"lab partnership is a sacred trust" SSTILLLLLLLL want to know about how this happened

The Monarch fucking around struggling with his old ass computer makes me SOOOO nostalgic i remember we had a similar computer in the kitchen growing up.

Dean reading Helper perfectly and Doc going through a slumdog millionaire flashback before emotionally manipulating his mommy robot

One henchman became a hench after the plant closed and he only had a GED. one had a crack addiction and got off it. one (gary) got kidnapped) underland minions are drafted and then executed at 38.

"SASBURGER"!!! GOD "Sasquatch gave me a new life" Brock trying not be grossed out but like trying not to let it show (but only because he thinks Sasquatch is a woman at that point and he's bigoted but pro-str8 people always.

"Go team Helper!"

Jesus I really SSOOOOOOOOOOO would fucking fucking fucking kill for an expose episode on how henching works in the world as a job

all the army men are idiots very appropriate. brock getting SOOO weirded out. It is homophobic but also I choose to believe Brock has never seen a cock bigger than his own and got so horny and emasculated he got wigged out.

First mention of the Guild in this episode about filing paperwork on collaboration which i think is funny

Helper not letting Rusty out is SO funny me and my siblings would do that all the time. Truly, there is a lot to be said about Rusty and Helper's relationship. No other relationship has been as long for Rusty as Helper, who has been there sinvce he was a young boy and has always looked out for him.

Overall this episode is really fun and enjoyable, it does very well with having very silly concepts being treated seriously and then serious situations being treated clownishly. always love steve and sasquatch, altho the vbros design is so............he has a face only steve summers loves apparently. and the conversation on paying back the osi for the bionics was good worldbuilding/commentary on real world disability issues of how disability devices are often very expensive and only work at the behest of whoever made the device. my own cousin had a cochlear implant that worked very well but then he was told it was being recalled and he could get new one and now its works awfully for him

would rate this one like a 7/10. very solid but nothing too rib crackling funny or show pausing overly interesting

[kairithemang0]

I have very mixed feelings on Call Me By Your Name

Just shoving this out of the way the age gap in this movie is literally my singular problem with it other than that it is legitimately a perfect movie and I adore it to no end.

This is my comfort movie, I watched it around 2 years ago when it was still on netflix and it brought me more joy than anything. Because truly, this movie is one of those where you just want to live in it. Every shot, every bit of this small Italian town feels so person and lived in, I actively want to spend my time in a place like it because it brings me so much joy. It's an escape, that one scene where Elio and Oliver are in the water and they're splashing each other, it's so comforting. Or when they're digging up old architecture and it just feels so personal and perfect. And the MUSIC oh my GOD. Mystery of Love is one of my favorite songs PERIOD.

And the way this movie really is just short little scenes with no real plot to it other than Oliver and Elio's growing relationship? I find that so fun and interesting, we're just watching the summer play out and it feels so nice and comforting. It reminds me of a trip I had where everything felt so perfect, so trapped in the moment and then you cry when it's over. And this movie is VERY good at making me cry, when the credits start, and Elio is sobbing about Oliver getting married, it just hits so painfully hard.

And in all honesty, I just love Elio as a character. He just feels like a kid just living through his summer, getting a crush on an older guy and living his life. It's so comforting the way he acts, and I love his character.

God I just really freaking hate Oliver. Like I think he's a good character and I enjoy him but god WHY DID YOU PURSUE THE 17 YEAR OLD THAT HAD A CLEAR INTEREST IN YOU AND THEN YOU JUST ADMIT TO MOLESTING HIM EVEN BEFORE HE HAD FEELINGS????? UGHHHHH

Idk, I think the idea of falling in love over a summer is so interesting, because you know it has to end eventually but you really hope it doesn't. And I understand Elio, I feel as though a lot of people end up falling for those who are older and more mature than them, but the thing is that Oliver lets it happen and IT MAKES ME SCREAMMMMMMMMMMM

Like UGH. Their age gap is why I'm worried to ever share my love for this movie. Because I mean Oliver is 24 and Elio is 17. And something something it's fiction BUT IT MATTERS TO ME. And the thing is that I can totally understand Elio's side of it but GAHHHH OLIVER WHYYYYY

Anyways I love CMBYN and I wish the age gap was different either that or Oliver didn't give into Elio because hahahahahah WHY but uh yeah. One of my favorite movies and i really wish it was still on netflix but to my knowledge they took it off

[the-lonelyshepherd]

You

They are all you in some way :) maybe I will tell you maybe I won’t

SCREAMMMMMMMMMMM i havea. question where do you find these items. do you just like look through the ikea catalogue and are like yeah thats (mutual)

[bronsinseele]

chapter 22 moodboard

SCREAMMMMMMMMMMM. yeah <3 fu hua arc is soooooo soooo beautiful i love it sm :')

[be-better]

JOURNEY X BUILD

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[little-blurry-stars5]

first off- I ABSOLUTLY LOVEEEE THISSSSSS YOU WROTE THEM SO WELL I LOVE THE WRITING FOR DAZAI FADFIOADS;KFJASL; RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this. this is everything to me

this is theIR EXACT DYNAMIC. THIS IS HOW DAZAI IS TO CHUUYA IN A NUTSHELL. YOU WROTE IT STUNNINLY AND I LOVE YOU.

worsds cannot even BEGINNNNNNNNNNN to express how i feel about this oh my GODS

second- ..i. have. the same freckle. right above my cupids bow, slighlty off center- thats me.

i also have been told i. look like chuuya before. i also am his height. and have a similar build. his hair color. i. also know some martial arts..

op are you some sort of god. or

This is a thread/little mini fic from my twitter about my head canon that Chuuya has one freckle that sits just at the top of his upper lip, right where the cupids bow meets his lip. This was a 3am brain rot of mine lol

Dazai goes crazy over this freckle in particular. He discovers it on one of their PM missions early on in their partnership, when they have to share a bed. Which they’ve been doing more often lately.

After some initial bickering about making sure the ‘dumbass mackerel’ doesn’t invade his side of the bed, Chuuya’s out like a light quickly, exhausted after the mission.

Dazai stays awake, he’s used to it since he barely sleeps anyway. Though as he looks over at his sleeping partner, he realizes just how close they are. Much closer than the past few times they shared a bed.

His eyes wander over Chuuya’s features, eyes catching as for the first time he sees just how many freckles dusted his partner’s skin. They had never stayed close enough for long enough to see them *this* clearly.

At least not without one of them making excuses to move away when they lingered too close too long.

Dazai challenges himself to try to count them all, memorizing their placements, the patterns they make, making them into constellations within his mind.

That’s when he notices the one, lonely freckle sat on his upper lip. Right where his cupids bow connects to his lip, slightly off set.

For some reason, this sight of this lonely freckle incites a need in Dazai, one he quickly dismisses and attempts quash within himself. Yet, the need persists against his will, coiling in his gut. Much to his chagrin.

For some reason, his mind seems to believe *kissing* that one particular freckle is something he should do. Preposterous, he thinks, why would he kiss the slug?

Yet, even as he tries to shift his attention to other parts of Chuuya’s face, to continue his mission in counting the other freckles that dust his skin, his eyes always find their way back to that one particular freckle.

Dazai huffs quietly, frustrated, and he sets to composing a plan to appease this lingering impulse if it was going to be this stubborn. He a needed a solution that wouldn’t involve waking the sleeping chibi.

He decides on a light touch, a light graze across it shouldn’t wake Chuuya, he is often a heavy sleeper. Ideally it would be enough to quiet his insistent thoughts.

Dazai pulls a hand from beneath the covers, inching it slowly toward Chuuya’s lips. Stopping just before he makes contact, choosing to watch him for just a moment.

Chuuya didn’t stir, his soft snores filling Dazai’s ears, after a few beats passed Dazai was satisfied the slug was indeed sleeping deeply. So, Dazai pushes his hand gently forward, closing the few centimeters between them.

The moment his fingertip connects with Chuuya’s skin, it sends a spark of electricity down his spine.

The touch was light yet that seemed to intensify the feeling burning beneath his skin. His chest slowly tightened & he froze in place, his finger lingering longer than he ever meant against his skin.

Dazai wasn’t exactly a stranger to touch but he wouldn’t say they were familiars either.

Doctor after doctor’s rough touch, either patching him up or searching for more problems. Then it became only Mori’s precise, callous touch.

Dazai knew how to manipulate through touch, be it a firm handshake or a caress to loosen someone’s lips. Cold. Calculating.

And there was the *harsher* ways of getting someone to talk.

Things that require a steady, cruel hand and lack of what a decent person might call *morals*.

But this, was *different*.

This… *tenderness*. This touch without a real goal or ulterior motive.

Choosing to touch because of nothing more than a whim…a desire that was dancing in the back of his mind.

Or the *front* of his mind, in this case. It was almost as if he was allowed to *want* things.

Almost as if he was *human*.

The “demon prodigy” didn’t know *tenderness*.

He would never use a gentle hand. His hands were cold and harsh, matching his gaze towards anyone who would challenge him.

Yet, this *was* different.

This was different, he realizes, because it’s *Chuuya*.

Chuuya, who crashed (quite literally), into his life. Stunningly vibrant and loud compared to the sea of grey that was everything else.

Chuuya, who had the *awful* habit of surprising him without trying.

Chuuya, who was so painfully, viscerally *human*.

Chuuya, who gave Dazai something he thought long gone.

A reason to keep going.

Interest in what the future would hold.

And maybe, if Chuuya can do that, maybe Dazai can allow himself his moment.

This moment where he doesn’t need to be the “demon prodigy”.

He can reach out with gentle fingers & tell himself he’s human too.

Giving into the temptation further, he delicately presses against the freckle on Chuuya’s lip. Getting lost in the sensation of his soft lips under his fingertips.

Dazai doesn’t keep track of how long he stays like this, he’s only vaguely aware of the way his fingertip started drifting to trace the outline of his lips.

His hand drifts down further, the tips of his fingers lightly gathering to one side of his jaw while his thumb presses back against the freckle.

He nearly jumps out of his skin when Chuuya shifts.

He expect Chuuya to wake, to question what he was doing while hurling insults. Likely while kicking him completely out of their shared bed.

But that doesn’t happen.

What does happen is Chuuya, despite seemingly still asleep, presses ever for slightly into Dazai’s touch. A sigh escaping his lips, his warm breath brushing against Dazai’s face.

Dazai freezes, stunned at this reaction. Ah, of course the slug can even surprise him in his sleep.

He feels heat rising to his cheeks as Chuuya settles even closer to him. After a moment, he allows his hand to press a little more firmly against Chuuya’s face.

He caresses Chuuya’s jaw for a moment longer, a bit more sure of himself, thumb still comfortable in its spot resting on his lips. His eyes wander over Chuuya’s face.

Dazai will allow himself this moment. Maybe it’ll be his only moment like this, that seems most likely.

But a traitorous part of him hopes it’s *not* going to be the only one.

Dazai lets a smirk slip across his face, he would need to remember to tease his dog for breaking his own rule, crossing over their assigned sides.

But as a yawn takes him, he realizes he actually feels tired for once.

Dazai lets his thumb sweep over the freckle one last time before removing his hand.

He slips it back under the blanket & adjusts to a more comfortable position for sleep.

And if he also settles even closer to Chuuya than before, that’s no one’s business.

Dazai sweeps his eyes over Chuuya’s face one last time before shutting his eyes & slipping easily to sleep. The sounds of Chuuya’s slight snoring lulling him even further.

He’ll have to finished counting them another evening.

End~

This was the first “threadfic” I had attempted and my first attempt at writing a little something in a long time.

I hope this read alright and if you read, that you enjoyed. I am kinda working on a part 2 of this.

[angelfrommontgomery]

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