#SCIKE REAL

[musterdandpapirika]

SORRY I HAVEN'T POSTED IN AWHILE I WAS/STILL IN VACATION BUT IM WORKING ON A PROJECT ABOUT SCOTT AND MIKE 💗💗 FOR MY SCIKE LOVERS IVE NOTICED HOW THE SCIKE FAM CLUB HAS GROWN SINCE I LAST SAW IT BEFORE AND HOW IT STARTED !!! I LOVE HOW THIS SHIP IS GOING AROUND BUT THIS IS JUST A HEADS UP THAT IM WORKING ON A SCIKE DRAWING FOR YALL!!!

[carcrashscike]

today was my birthday and my friend made me an official carcrashscike diorama.

life is incredible, tell your friends you love them

[irlwakko]

god I just saw a list of alphabetical date prompts and "axe throwing" was one of the options and it just made me think

Mike: hey Scott and I are going on a date to an axe throwing place tonight! :) Zoey and Cameron scrambling over themselves: NO YOU ARE NOT

[canonically47]

is scike pronounced like psyche or skaik

i pronounce it skaik

[real-total-drama-takes]

The scike sounds like a slur stuff is reminding me of the (often times white) splatoon players who would make their inkling ocs racist and have them say actual real world slurs for black people just with “octo” in front of it.

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[r4bidcherry]

scike gang is going strong. reblog if ur a real gang banger.

[bhnsby]

not to be totally one track minded but for the subject rant thing. scike :3c

Hm no I’m not gonna answer this one ❤️

Okay for real I LOVE SCIKE so like. I’m gonna dump about them because I hate them so much.

I think my biggest thing with Scike is I genuinely cannot see them being together. It’s the darkest timeline. Genuinely they would not work. I think there is a potential that like. They don’t hate each other in the future they could get along in a toxic frenemies sort of way but they’re always a spin off for me a “what if” idea.

They’re fun when they’re toxic and evil and hate each other and try to kill each other and are just fss (read future starts slow guys it’s good it’s wild but it’s good definitely not shouting out the mutual that asked this) and I feel if you make them … “normal” (?) it looses everything that makes them fun. They cannot be together in a way that is healthy and makes for a happy ending. Like stated in my obligatory community reference (did you know I like community), this is the darkest timeline for them both.

I say I’m a zoke shipper because they are endgame to me. They are the realistic and “good” outcome if you ask me. But I care way more about scike and their evil shenanigans, but I cannot defend them as an endgame ship, even as a ship at all in any “good timeline” fic/au because they ruin each other too much.

Do you guys get me or am I talking too much.

So while I do enjoy scike, more than most other ships, and will defend them and all of their NORMAL shippers (by normal I mean people that don’t mischaracterise or make it creepy I’m not talking about the freaks the freaks can stay you know who you are) but I cannot rightfully say they should be together, at all in any capacity in a fic/au where you want a happy ending.

If you do choose to include scike in your “normal” fic with a happy ending where they move on or stay together this is the only possible outcome.

[scottsupremacy]

posting this real quick. got horrible writers block for fss rn think im gonna go write a whole nother scike fic to fix it lol

[real-scike-takes]

scike is cool but thinking about scottitoba where Mike hates Scott’s guts (as do the rest of the alters) and when Manitoba goes on a date with Scott all the alters are collectively screaming at him

"MANITOBA DON'T DO IT" "Too bad we're getting ice cream together on Thursday" yeah this is so real

[dual-fantasy]

So much. Yes. the babyfication of mike(& the rest of the system to an extent) cause hes nervous sometimes and mentally ill makes me so mad. hes a bit of a dick and its okay. let him be a dick. he deserves it. let him be awful and gritty. scike ultimately would fail because of how much they just dont love each other. they end it on awful terms. anytime they're near each other they end up getting in a fistfight. mike kicks his ass every time. he'd have to be physically dragged off scott if anyone cared enough to stop him. jo cheers him on. people only get in the way of it when they realize scott might actually Die and even then its just a suggestion. Also, bit of an unpopular opinion in the fandom but I don't like zoke. I think they'd be friends after the show but they wouldn't date. mike grew a backbone after the show as well. he got cooler i reckon. its the mental illness though he stopped going to therapy after roti(also. i want to talk about how people completely forget that he actively sees a psychiatrist?? he is fucked in the head stop ignoring it) and somewhere through dating scott he just Stops Giving A Shit. he contracted scotts shark rabies or whatever and it made him evil. but its okay cause its mike. let him be evil. he deserves it. let him be mean to people. scike are absolutely awful for each other. their ''relationship'' is messy at most. nobody knows how they started dating it just happened one day. they yell at each other in the furniture displays at big stores and make everyone uncomfortable. they cant hang out together around anyone else cause 30 minutes in they get mad at each other and ruin the mood. actually the fandom interpretation of mike pisses me off so much. he is not a dainty little twink he has abs. that isnt just vitos italian superstrength(funniest fucking thing to me) or whatever hes strong as hell. let him beat someone up. let him be mean. he pushed scott into shark infested waters. he was a stupid boy in love with a pretty girl but hes also a dick. it means so much to me. hes an awful person sometimes and he absolutely deserves to be. half of the total drama fandom can not comprehend a mentally ill guy having complexities that make him a kind of bad person. hes a dog motif in a guard dog way. his bites worse then his bark. i do not frown on him being horrible i think he should be like that more. make mike mean twenty twenty four. td fandoms displayed him in such a horrific way i have to level the scales by making him the horrible person he deserves to be. not even in an angsty way he isn't sad and miserable. he should just be allowed to fuck scott up a lot. let him break some noses. I saw a post about brick and mike(no idea what the ship name is. bike ????) and i think they should be allowed to kiss just a little bit. brick frowns on him getting in fights but he isn't gonna stop it. scott deserves to get beaten up a little. mikes stupid and in love with brick though. tying into the guard dog motif. he comes home soaked in blood(probably scotts. none of its his own) and makes brick dinner cause hes actually the best boyfriend ever. just not to scott. theres no scike happy ending they dont become friends or learn to tolerate each other theyre forever bitter and hateful Grave Dog. i wrote this all in one sitting in 2 minutes i hope its somewhat comprehensible

YOU'RE SO REAL the fanon interpretation of mike actually drives me mad. like fucking insane. I hate it. I think the issue is that people don't want actual mental health representation they want the perks that come with being able to say he's mentally ill without actually having to see what mental illness is. they would rather die than realise nuances in his character. and your right the system has also had this happen but to a lesser extent. I like the fanon system more but only in the way that it's actually researched. in every other way it sucks. Ive seen it happen a lot with svetlana too. Its the obsession with easy troupes and simple characters that are easier to portray. they want characters to be more palletable so they erase their real character for the simplicity. it's bad

I think scike is literally never going to work out. it's always bad and it never improves and they're so terrible. they would never say they'll love eachother but they'll spend every waking moment imagining ways to destroy eachother. it's so bad and so good. mike is actually fucking killing Scott at one point. like his face is three hits from caving in. the only person to bother with helping him is brick because of "moral codes" or something. Cameron also wanted to help but he would get killed like. immediately. not even intentionally he would just get hit and crumple and die. everyone else is cheering them on tho. Anne Maria and B made a betting pool. lightning and dawn are announcing everything that happens like sports commentators.

I do not like zoke either because I don't like the way that Zoey was handled in canon. I think they should've made her weirder. she cannot be the "weird small town loser" if her only weird personality trait is a flower in her hair. she shouldve collected bones and made them into jewellery. they're friends but I can't see them dating. he stops caring after the show (and the reset button doesn't work!! it does not fucking work!! the system is still there!!) and decides to just be terrible. making up for the fanon bullshit my making him worse you're right.

and the Italian superstrength is easily one of the funniest explanations I've ever seen. in anything. Vito doesn't have fucking superpowers y'all mike is strong. he canonically does kickboxing!!! and is very passionate it!!! the show makes a point out of it!!! and also he can do everything that Svetlana can. even if he doesn't have the form or the practice in order to actually do it he could still theoretically do it. because Svetlana can only do what their body allows. mike is fucking jacked and incredibly strong he's just skinny. his ass is NOT a twink you all just hate nuances! he needs to beat up people. he needs to be worse. he needs to be terrible and horrible and cruel

and the guard dog motif is soooo good. weapon that's only used in necessity. bites not for enjoyment but for protection. able to fight but has the morality to restrain himself. he should be allowed to go crazy though. pleaseeee pretty please can he go crazy and silly and insane and violent. you're so real about brick and Mike I think they would be cute.

also DW I write all my posts in 2 minutes too that's why they're all incomprehensible

[goldfishontheceiling]

INTRO POST

wow this thing was LONG why didn't anybody tell me <\3

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hiiiii!!

name: goldfish

pronouns: he/xe

hyperfixations: total drama, heathers: the musical, and inside out

i'm a minor!!

(louder for the ppl in the back) I'M A MINOR!!

more info!:

hobbies - writing, researching interesting stuff, voice acting, + cosplay

autistic system!! (well im 999999999999999% sure but noooooooo diagnoses are expensiveeeeee and my parents don't care enough to get me diagnoseddddd)

im not really good at talking to people sometimes <\3

trans masc!!

age regressor (sfw. please get FAR away from me if you're going to be weird about that.)

lover of music and the scene aesthetic <3

please use tone tags!! /nf

also we change between using we/our/ourselves n i/me/myself (will wood reference I MEAN WHAT) because system stuff

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thin ice:

-ppl who say stuff like "you're not real"/"im not real"/"nothing is real"/"your life isn't real" as a joke (just don't say it to us and you're good)

-ppl who hate furries/therians/alterhumans

-scike/coderra shippers

-ppl who tell other ppl to "kys" as a joke

dni:

-nsfw (especially if you sexualize agere. get out.)

-racist ppl

-homophobes/transphobes

-pedos/maps/zoos

-ableist ppl

-pro ed/pro sh

-endos/"mixed origin" systems + ppl who support them

-proshippers

there's the door if anyone needs it!! -> 🚪

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im in a LOT of fandoms. here's the main ones:

Total Drama

Inside Out

MLP

Invader Zim

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared/DHMIS

The Lego Movie(s)

The Sun and Moon Show/TSAMS

Disventure Camp

Captain Underpants (yes. the kids books. don't ask how i got here bc idk.)

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss (fuck the creator i just like the silly demons)

Analog horror (Vita Carnis, GÜBY, and Angel Hare are some of my favorites)

Five Nights at Freddy's

Cookie Run Kingdom (I haven't played Ovenbreak YET)

Musicals (my current favorite is Heathers)

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oh and some userboxes because why not!!:

(boxes aren't made by us)

[mangora]

please explain scike whags in ur head im so intrigued i like it

OH BABY LETS GO I have so many thoughts about them

•I think on one level Scott and Mike would be able to understand each other in ways no one else could. Not necessarily in a loving way, but they both have habits of lying or covering up their tracks even if one is malicious and the other isn’t. Scott and Mike both picked up on each other’s suspicious behavior before really anyone else (Scott noticed Mike was hiding something and just needed confirmation of what from Cameron, while Mike called Scott psycho before anyone on the toxic rats figured out what he was doing)

•Similarly think they both need a bit of a challenge to keep them occupied, Mike is definitely a fighter and an explorer to a degree and I think having someone with more complex morals like Scott would motivate him. It would be a romance he’d have to ease into more than Zoey who he instantly falls for. I also feel like they’d be more open to conflicting with each other than him and Zoey. I like Zoke a lot btw I just think Scike opens a lot of doors that Zoke doesn’t and Vice versa

•I think they’d have fun banter. Scott and Mike both have a level of animosity towards each other that I think would keep them from holding back like they do with others. More so I think Mike would be more open about his annoyance and Scott would play on that. It’s sort of like that “I agree with the maggot” scene but constantly. Sort of like my idea of Alemike, but Mike wouldn’t feel too intimidated to flirt back (I feel like they wouldn’t explicitly flirt but like tease each other a lot and it boarders on that. Like veiled compliments they don’t even realize, ex: phrases like ‘pretty boy’ or ‘smart ass’)

But yea tl;dr I just think they wouldn’t hold back with each other and would really bring out the smart or snappy sides in each other, it’s a sort of hand-in-unlovable-hand “I’ve psychoanalyzed you to a ‘T’ and I can make you worse /loving” thing. Basically just, kismesis (Homestuck). If you wanna get real Spicy we can go Scoke mode and I think Zoey would join Mike in dunking on Scott and she would feel similarly to Mike and maybe they have,,,,not a joint corruption arc but a joint not-holding-back-anymore, fuck-off arc

[carcrashscike]

merry total drama wiki scott and mike relationship sub section everyone

[r4bidcherry]

scike but they have to share a bed. Scott literally holds onto Mike for dear life in his sleep (picture owen squeezing the life out of Noah. Thanks) blah blah blah Mike finds it really endearing but he has to pretend to hate it so the next morning he aggressively shoved Scott off of him. Tjanks

real

[scottsupremacy]

random scike hcs bc yah (also some other ships)(also this totally has shitty grammar I’m just lazy)

— The first time they went to a pride parade together they also took the Irish and Italian flag (I am an Irish Scott truther he just grew up in Canada)

—In the future sometimes they’ll just walk around in boxers and a shirt. Nothing else and they don’t even bat an eye after the 5th time

—Scott doesn’t own hoodies or anything else besides a concerning amount of white wife beaters (all stained) so if he’s cold or needs a new shirt he’ll just steal one of mikes

—Mike once touched velvet and he gagged and shut down for the rest of the day (sensory issues Mike real) (I’m just projecting)

these are so fun. irish scott is REAL & not to be a total whackjob but i do hc him as having exactly the same enthicity as me. half dirty irishman half dirty slav

casual comfortable nudity is my favourite god i want them to live together in a rundown cesspit apartment somewhere and fight every day of their lives

ur right scott definitely steals mikes clothes. he owns exactly one outfit and mike fucking hates it

poor mike he has so much to deal with </3

[r4bidcherry]

Scike is real scike is real scike is real i am scike scike will take over the world scike scike I am scike you are scike we are all scike :3

REAL!!