#SCIBBLES REAL

[riverstardis]

new year, new me, new you:

FINALLY HERE

seb just wants elle to take over as his mentor but she says she can’t unless he makes his complaint official :/

ouch ethan is soo badly sunburnt😭😭 and cal doesn’t look burnt but doesn’t look that tanned either??

cal’s telling alicia about some “bahama babes” that were following them around and apparently he had to give them his number just so they would leave him alone. and when she’s gone ethan goes “bahama babes? you spent most of the holiday reading dan brown novels and actually pining after alicia” and cal says he’s hardly gonna tell her that though is he💀💀💀 cal does really like alicia but he wants her to think he’s not that bothered about their relationship. maybe because he thinks she’s not looking for anything serious and he doesn’t want to get hurt? or maybe it’s just because he doesn’t want to tarnish his bad boy reputation so he’s playing hard to get. tbh though after what happened with taylor it’s pretty understandable that he’s having issues with a proper relationship. doesn’t really excuse him treating alicia like this though does it.

elle asks cal and ethan if they’ve made their new year’s resolutions yet and cal’s like “no need. nothing to change” fucking hell🙄 she tells them that if they want to apply for the south african research project they need to submit proposals by the end of the day

cal says ethan should go for it because the flat’s getting a bit crowded and ethan’s like “it’s my flat!” RIGHT????? cal’s so annoying😭

aw alicia tells ethan that her mum spent the holiday trying to set her up with eligible bachelors “the curse of having an invisible boyfriend” ffs cal do better man

eww alicia peels some burnt skin off ethan’s nose. he goes “it’s no skin off my nose” HAHDHJFFJFKFK

after speaking to alicia ethan decides to write a proposal. so basically he’s just doing it to get away :( the thing is he clearly knows that she likes him back but he also knows that she doesn’t seem to be planning on breaking up with cal anytime soon

dylan bestie i’m not sure telling seb to try not to kill anyone right in front of the patient you’re leaving him to treat on his own in resus is such a good idea

cal’s kiss club game sjskfkkg

seb told louise about dylan supposedly trying to kiss him and how elle doesn’t believe him and now ofc she’s telling everyone else

“but he was married to that fit soldier bird, sam whats-her-face?” oh this must be less than a year until sam comes back now right?

seb’s listening in to them talking about it and smirking🤬 and noel remembers the photo that had seb and dylan hugging in the background😬

max tries to warn dylan about seb but he dismissed him before he can actually say why he should be worried😬

cal finds out about alicia’s mum trying to set her up and he wants to borrow ethan’s tablet so he can “hit back” by posting some “buff holiday snaps”… seriously cal? ethan helpfully voices my exact sentiments “this is ridiculous. have you even asked her how she felt about it?” “about what?” “about the fact that you jetted off to the bahamas and left her to spend christmas with her parents!”

cal’s like “why? has she said something?” and ethan’s just exasperated and says it doesn’t matter

wow seb’s really laying it on thick now isn’t he

poor grace :(

now cal’s just sitting reading ethan’s research proposal on his tablet??? i suppose the mistake he made last time was not actually reading what ethan had written before he stole it

elle sees him and asks if he’s applying and he looks at alicia to gauge her reaction and then says yes and says to alicia “sorry do you mind me jetting off again?” even though she very clearly DOES mind, especially as it would be for 3 months and she probably thinks he’d been planning to apply but just hadn’t told her. he’s literally doing that hot and cold manipulation technique🚩

elle pushes him to submit it there so she knows he’s done it before the deadline so he submits ethan’s proposal🤬🤬🤬🤬

ethan talking to his patient “you can’t choose who she falls in love with … i know how hard it is but sometimes you have to face facts, accept that it’s not going to happen, and decide what’s more important. otherwise you might lose her forever.” lovely patient parallel

speaking of patient parallels, seb’s one with his patient is even less subtle lmao

connie demanding all grace’s medical notes so she can find out what happened😬

elle reminds ethan about the application but he’s changed his mind and elle says it would be tough to beat cal’s anyway and says the title which ethan obviously recognises as his own

i think seb was going to come clean to elle after encouraging his patient to come clean but he’s too late bc louise already sent her the photo

dylan’s “Im NoT eVeN gAy” sjskkkfkg

max believes dylan

ethan goes to alicia’s looking for cal but she says he’s gone to london for the night and ethan’s SO angry :(

“has something happened?” “i don’t even know why i’m surprised, it’s not even the first time he’s done it!” “done what?” “stolen my proposal!” “‘airway management after major trauma’ that’s yours?”

he says cal also stole £15000 from him once and he also shows her a big smiley face on his stomach where cal put sun cream but left him sleeping on a hammock. OH so it’s cal’s fault that he’s so sunburnt??? that doesn’t surprise me😭

“you know when you care about someone you want them to be happy, right? when they clearly don’t care about you then eventually you think why am i bothering?! he never does anything for my sake, ever! so why am i holding myself back with you? i’m watching him hurt you and i would never, could never do that!”

“alicia, what i said at christmas, i meant it. i love you. and i think you care about me as well.” “it’s too late though, i’m with cal” “i know, believe me i know. but i don’t care. life’s too short. i think i’ve worked out what my new year’s resolution’s going to be. for once i’m putting myself first.”

YEAAAAAA THEYRE FINALLYYY KISSING🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

aww robyn saying “do you think dylan’s going to be okay? he hasn’t reacted well to these things in the past”

seb ringing his dad… so he’s literally doing exactly what he told his patient to come clean about

dylan throwing and kicking over furniture :((( and dervla running away :((((((

[maewiiweam]

Gᴏᴏᴅ ɢɪʀʟ

pairing: Strenger x Y/N

CW: obviously teacherxstudent, implied spanking bcs i didnt finish the fic (izzy’s wish), strenger’s “good girl” era,

Mary’s note: pls forgive me, no this is not self indulged i do not want to get spanked by strenger. I will never finish this but better than never posting it, ig. I will not be paying for you therapy <3

It was friday, last period. Basically only 20 minutes left until it was weekend. You had maths, your worst subject. Right now, you were doing geometry, or trying to. It didnt make sense to you at all, the calculation part at least, drawing was easy to you. But without getting the missing length there’s no way to get this triangle to look right. At this point you were ready to cry, but had to keep it together for your own sake. For now.

13:47 pm

“Before the lesson ends I want somebody to do the excecise upfront real quick....”He started looking through the class room to find someone to do the exercise, and of course he picked you. Lucky me.

How do you tell this meance of a man now that you’re too dumb to calculate this?

“Y/N come up front to the tablet, please” He pointed at you with the big board ruler. Well it’s now or embarassement for the rest of the school year. Your hesitation was adorable to him, it made you seem so submissve. His shy girl.

“Actually, Professor, I uh...I didn’t do it. I don’t...really understand the topic...” You trail off, pulling your shoulders in to hide in shame.

„S’not good.” He says in his disapoinnted voice, letting his shoulders slack „Why didn’t you say anything?” Unsure yourself you just shrugged, dismissivly and then...

riiing riiing

Saved by the bell, like everyone else you start packing your things ready to go home and enjoy your weekend. Weirdly enough, Mr. Strenger

„Y/n, I need you to stay behind, please.” The entire room let loose collective „ooh”s. You started getting nervous, what could he need now from you? Does he want to scold you for being an idiot? 

Once everyone left he closed the door, returning to his old seat.

„Please, take a chair, sit there. I just wanna talk” He gestures towards the empty space infront of the teacher table, continuing to scibble in his notebook. You take the closest chair and sit on it, nervously fiddeling with your hands.

„No need to be nervous, I just wanna try and help. Tell me what did you not understand?”

„I just can‘t remember the formula, that‘s all. No big deal I‘ll just learn it when i get home.“ He nods understandingly, a low hum escaping his throat.

„How about we try something new, something different.“ He closes his notebook and puts his pen back into his pencil case, zipping it closed. „Something that will help you remember, I‘m sure.“

He slowly puts his things into his bag and stands up, shoving everything that isn‘t his to his right on the table. He goes around the table and stands right behind me, I feel him out his hands on the chair and suddenly there‘s a strong pull that almost has me falling of off my chair.

„Stand up.“ He demands into my ear. He‘s so close. So close you can feel his breath on your cheek and ear, causing goosebumps to rise on your entire body.

You oblige and stand up on shaking legs, he takes a step back and hands you a piece of chalk. You give him a confused look.

„Look, I‘m going to ask you a few questions regarding our topic at the moment. You don‘t have to get them right, if you don‘t though, we‘ll do a little exercise to help you remember. Alright?“ You give him a small nod, avoiding eye contact.

„I asked if it‘s alright.“ He repeats in a very demanding tone.

„Yes, professor, it‘s alright.“ You say the loudest you can which still comes out a little squeaky due to the fear you‘re feeling.

„Good girl.“ He gives you a gentle smile.

You stand in front of the board and wait for his instructions. Soon you‘re solving exercise after exercise with ease, until you get to a formula.

„Uuum…fuck…stupid formula.“ You whisper to yourself trying your hardest to remember the damn formula, but it just wouldn‘t click in your brain.

„Having trouble?“ You hear your teacher ask, again remembering that he‘s here. He‘s here. You quickly turn to look at him.

„No…I know this one…just one second.“ You turn back to the board in lightning speed trying to think of the formula. Fuck, it was going so well. You feel tears starting to swell in your eyes.

„Y/N, please don‘t stress yourself for not knowing it. I told you, I‘ll help you remember.“ He reassures, which helps because you turn around to look at him not even trying to hide the tears in your eyes.

„It‘s okay, no need to cry.“ He steps closer to you, standing right in front of you making you look up to see his face.

„I‘ll need you to trust me here.“ He whispers while wiping the tears of off your cheeks. „Really trust me. If you have any bit if doubt leave now.“ The look in his eyes is telling you how serious is right now, making you fear him a bit more. But the tension, oh the sweet, sweet tension. It‘s pulling you closer to him and making you want to submit yourself to him like a doll. To please him is all you can think about.

„I trust you.“ You give him a nod and wipe the remaining tears from your eyes. „I want to learn and remember.“ You stand up straight before him, like you‘re a soldier who is about to go to war.

„Good girl.“

[chezforshire]

couldn’t reply for some reason but w/e here’s some cute kids

[assortedvillainvault]

Hi!! I just finished watching cuphead season 2 and after watching the episode with Cala Maria and Briney Beard, I could not get the adorable scenario out of my head of Captain Hook trying to win the heart of a giant mermaid lady himself ^^ Do you have any headcanons for how he'd go about wooing a giant and powerful mermaid s/o and the aftermath of them dating if she were to say yes?

Heya Bee! Once again so sorry for the wait!! Thanks so much for your patience on this. <3

I've never watched or played cuphead so had to do me some googling but OH YES giant mermaid S/O Woo times are GO, hope you don't mind but this got particularly fantastical:

Captain Hook x GiantMermaidS/O:

The first time he laid eyes on you it was as a hurricane battered the shores of Neverland.

The Jolly Rodger pitched and churned, pirates scrambling to secure sails that had torn free thanks to one belligerent obnoxious cackling Peter Pan - whooping as the wind tossed him around like a ragdoll and yet somehow STILL taunting, never close enough to reach-

The Captain, hook rammed into the wood of the mizzen mast as the ship rocked like a broken pendulum, roaring into the noise as he casts frantically about for the immortal brat-

-Caught completely off guard by the sheer mass of something rising from the waves in the distance, leagues out to sea. A dark mass, eyes like burning torchlight, a silhouette obsured by the roiling water and blackened skies. He feels his heart perfrom acrobatics completely out of tune with the chaos around him, feels his arm and jaw go slack, unable even to blink despite the buffeting spray.

Peter steals his hat and kicks him off the mast.

When the storm subsides and the ship is mostly back in order, the crew grumbling after 17 straight hours of sewing to fix the ruined sails, Hook has not once moved from the railing, staring out to sea where he last saw you.

He has no idea if you were real or what he'll do once he finds you, but he has to see you again.

For the first time in decades, potentially centuries (he's not sure at this point), the Jolly Rodger sets sail amidst raucous cheering as the crew finally have something to do.

The sides of Neverland are sheer, and the waters run unfathomably deep. It's only a miracle that the sailor in the crows nest spots your mass as you swim languidly below - like a living reef, a whale pod with no song, a tail fluke larger than the ship itself holy SHIT-

You rise from the waters like a smile and an omen in one and the crew gibbers. Hook is ecstatic.

There's nothing material he can give you that you cannot procure yourself, no fights he can win for you, so in the absence of strength and shinies he pours himself into the arts. Into piano solo's that quickly become duets with your voice (loud and resonant, so much so his bones vibrate at certain notes), into sketches and paintings of you strewn about his cabin, into learning your language.

This man went to Eton and had a classical education - he knows how to pick up languages on the fly from his days pirating, and so when you speak words not before heard outside of the ocean floor he scibbles them down with a fury and devotes himself to parsing them.

He cannot hit some notes too high or low for human hearing - but the first time he stumbles out Hello my Love you laugh delightedly and scoop him up in your hands, eyes brighter than the stars and he falls again for you, harder and faster.

You know he cannot go where you can, that the depths would crush him in your hands, that your home would fill his tiny lungs and drown him. You don't have a word for 'drown', the closest concept to you is 'beaching', but the end result is the same.

So you meet at the surface on calm days and nights, the lights of the ship closer to you than any stars, and share what you can.

And on days that are not calm, where the sky rumbles and the water rises to swallow the island, you are there to guard the ship as it strives in the swell, your love so small and so brave against the waves. You wonder at what it would be to be that small, to not be able to brace against the sea floor and take the fury of the tides on your back as nothing more than a playful shove.

Below you, roaring orders to his men and with an eye on the nonexistant horizon, Hook feels the boom of another rogue wave breaking on the columns of your arms around the ship, and laughs delightedly into the storm.

He knows you would never let him come to harm. Peter is all but forgotten.

The world awaits.

[brotherspartacus13johns-blog]

SPARTACUS TRUTH OF SHADOWBROKERS

TO: Shadowbrokers/Dark Lord  FROM: Brother SPARTACUS & 13 Johns  Barnaby Michael Douglas Jack (22 November 1977 – 25 July 2013) RIP

We once talked of exploits like Mr #Scibbles and #ShadowBrokers release of #Fuzzbunch.  

We no longer work on beacon-style web tags since taking to #BLE air at CES 16. As I said “ksort() expects parameter 1″ Spartcus has lost his $entries and is out of ARRAY, it is time to consider the truth as we spoke on 0hour.  It was not to far in the past before CES 16 that we spy’d on Samsung F8000 TV sets at CES years before and Dreamed up a Weeping Angel.  After our Developer application to SAMSUNG SMART TV, Embedded (Or is it Middleware?)  RedSeal was moving forward.

Everyone laughed at SPARTACUS but all we had to do was ‘diggaman’ and wait for the other shoe to drop.(red team engagement for RedSeal).  

“Hacker's claims met with flat denials and skepticism by most of the security industry” Brother Spartacus was correct.

No one can believe that a group would share the exploits of it’s investor, employer, former employer, contract holder, and UBER spy agency CIA. Even my daily CTF Buds (Sources close to DEF CON also say the claims in the published letter aren't real).  The letter was real (former U.S. government hackers and contractors in an unauthorized manner) and my statement to made months before implicated Mr DOT as the ending PERIOD of the first sentence.  Where more releases were to come.  

SPARTACUS was right all along Corps n Contractors lied to save hide!

The facts remain to be true as SPARTACUS SAID:

1. Contractors shared government SECRETS.   The archive appears to have been circulated among former U.S. government hackers and contractors in an unauthorized manner.  

2. August 2016 Spartacus was trying to point the new media to the CIA Files.

3. Spartacus had hoped that if you find one leak another will come!  The CIA and NSA Files were leaked by the same person/people/Group.  And that in August of 2016 the CIA files were not yet in the hands of WIKILEAKS.

4. WIKILEAKS only got the CIA files as a Christmas gift to confuse the NSA investigation with real live fire!

5. SPARTACUS saw handled and reviewed many files/folders/archives on the day he saved the Terminator. And to tell Unicorn or Deadpool of the CIA files before release would implicate himself as the leaked source.

6. SPARTACUS witnessed NSA KIT and EMBEDDED KIT CIA along with 4 of the FVEY repositories waiting to find an ear with the public mind.

7. Russia?  Maybe not.  SPARTACUS understands this RUSSIAN fear among us is false and only a distraction to what the real truth is........

TWO OPPOSING BASED GROUPS IN THE WESTERN INTEL WORLD ARE AT WAR....with EACH OTHER.

SONY WAS THE FIRST ATTACK!  SPARTACUS and DPRK friends seek to stop the war that comes from the leaders of China Russia and Russia.

As Spartacus told Unicorn....and DeadPool

#G…O……P……. express highest regard to the People of North Korea.  It is the juche we strive to free the world.  It is our stance that 공화국영웅 shall be given to the most powerful leader whom have save Korea from shame.  재일본 조선인 총련 our family of old friends will always look over our Leader and protect him from dishonor even in the event he would not see us.  Soon our film of 리설주 will made ready for the sons of Korea to witness.  Through our leadership the 2 korea will be made whole and our brother will live in peace.  Our power is ultimate and strong as our secret war is being won in the world of American hate.For we are the Guardians of Peace in Democratic People’s Republic of Korea and want no more fighting in the family.

DARKLORD IT IS TIME TO STOP....OR I WILL EXPOSE YOU>>>>>