#Sɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟꜰ ᴅᴏᴡɴ -anon-

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A thief caught stealing a calendar got twelve months.

                “Who’s stealin’ my goddamn jokes?”

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*a note in an unfamiliar but elegant hand arrives on paper bearing the Sharpe family crest, reading simply "She is better off without you."*

           “Bill, bill, death threat from the priest, bill…” Pierre’s thin mouth hardened in a hard line as he came across the other letter. After a moment of thought, he threw it into the fire with the rest.

                         “Letter from Berthe, ma puce?” Beatrice called idly from her chair over a trashy romance novel.

              “Somefin’ li’ that.” He muttered, waiting until he saw the last bits of envelope curl up and burn before leaving it unattended

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Master of the HNNGH, doling out the thirst, utterly delicious but the absolute worst...

                “I like this one, we’re changin’ the song”

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🍨+ Bea and/or Pierre

        Om Nom Nom - Not Accepting

                   Pierre is a spice cake in the middle of January - there might have been some potential there but it’s long since gone off ;p

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★★★★ = a badass at everything you post (you da BAEdass babe)

      Babies ;w; - Not Accepting

              I feel like this is lydia and you’re being too nice to me either way

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water isn't wet

            “NOT IN MY INN, DEMON”

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*sends Thibault Thenard a box of very large, very alive brown moths, postmarked from somewhere in Cumberland*

          Horrified Thibault noises

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hey u. u r the dopest. happy friday

             Henlo friend I’m sorry this is late but happy Wednesday!

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You’re great. Hope you had a good birthday

     ~One month later~

Yes I had a lovely birthday thank you for your well wishes I am the worst.com

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Im blub u

                   Blub you moar

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😃

            I’m 90 percent sure this is Lydia -Accepting

                 “Marie-Antoinette à la fin de sa vie, n’avait plus trop la tête sur les épaules…“

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*smol Asian child gives Bea a necklace and chocolate* Happy B(ea)day

                  “What a sweetheart you are!!!” Pleased Bea noises. A v greasy, lipsticked kiss is pressed to smol Asian child’s cheek

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*goat-screams in the face of your anxiety to get it to leave you alone*

              Thank you Loon, you always help me

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The Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing (the wery sheepiest. Baa baa, motherfucker.)

         That’s my new band name - Accepting

                       Hai loooooooooooon

             I try for it

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I’m sorry if this is too personal but what is your nationality? I couldn’t tell what accent that was in the voice recording

        Oh no biggie! I’m American,from the USA, whatever that means to you. Specifically my accent is thecurrent “Standard” one, whatever that means, but I majored in French inCollege/Uni so hopefully I didn’t embarrass myself too badly 

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❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone? ❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

                Saltmeister - Accepting

❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone? 

              Admittedly, sort of, but there’s more to it than that. When I was first getting started roleplaying on tumblr, I saw this post about how if you have less than a hundred followers you’re garbage and it’s okay as long as you’re having fun sweaty :   ). I was still really vulnerable about tumblr and my aesthetics (which aren’t good now and were a lot worse before if you’d believe it), so this hit me really hard. Even though I realize that’s completely stupid now, I still have to reinforce it.

              I tell you all this because I can get kind of self-concious when I see people announcing 1200 follow forever lists or whatever before I check myself and remember that it doesn’t matter.

              So long story short, I don’t get jealous of specific people, I just have one stupid insecurity which is completely my own problem.

❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

               At Roleplaying? Not very, actually. I’m REALLY angry at the economy but that’s a different story.