#S: The venture bros

[harveybwabbit92]

[Geed being held hostage by an alien Nackle and says he'll let him go if R/n and Belial give themselves up.]

R/n & Belial, both know it's a load of crap:

{R/n (in her giant form) starts quietly forming a floating icicle Arrow behind Nackle's head, Belial already knows what his wife intends to do.]

Belial, sitting on R/n's shoulder: Geed, can you close your eyes?

Geed: Of course.

Belial: Then do it...

[Geed shuts his eyes (the lights turn off) as R/n telepathically pulls the icicle forward; Geed feels something warm splatter on his face and felt his stomach churn as a dead weight slumps against him...]

Geed, warily: I can't open them yet, can I?

R/n: Nope.

[golyadkin]

old college pals

[ghostpajamas]

guys i dont think my fascination with hanks drag king- i mean villain sona is ironic anymore

[explosiongifd-old]

time skip Pete & Billy designs + a version in my best attempt at the shows style, Mainly inspired by what @dynamoe has been doing for awhile now in which they've been making designs for them throughout the pre-show timeline, i thought it would be fun to see what they'd look like in the modern-ish day ^_^

[dilfgmancoolatta]

[harveywritings92]

{A few days after that weird encounter, Ghost, Soap and Gaz are at a small bar in town.]

Soap, nudging Ghost in the side: Et, Lt, Check it out it’s yer girlfriend.~

Ghost, looks at him like he grew six heads:...

Gaz: The lady who caught us in her backyard and ask if we were on drugs? 

{Ghost looks over his shoulder to see they weren’t joking, it was her. She was with a man and both looked annoyed at each other’s presence as they sat down behind the three solders.]

Man:  Are you seriously looking at me and telling me that I’m wrong?!

R/n: Oh, come on, Dude! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs!

Man: Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals!

R/n: Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs!

Man: Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They're mammals! Christ! This is as stupid as Your “the North witch is a princess.” debate!

R/n: She’s wears a pink puffy gown, has a tiara. And came down from the sky in a sparkly bubble! If that doesn’t scream “I’m a princess” then what does!?

Bartender: HEY! L/N, MAN’S NAME! STOP FUCKING YELLING AT EACH OVER CARTOONS OR GET THE FUCK OUT, YER DISTURBING THE OTHER CUSTOMERS!

[R/n and her friend sheepish quiet down and order some drinks, R/n goes to get her beer when she pauses and stares at Ghost perplex.]

R/n: Wait,...Don’t I know you?

Ghost: Doubtfu-

R/n: No, those eyes...*snaps her fingers* Yeah, yeah! You’re that soldier fro-- Epp!

[Ghost jumps off his stool, quickly grabs R/n’s arm pulls her towards the backdoor.]

Ghost: You said you’d forget about that!

R/n: You really thought I’d pretend like I didn’t catch a bunch armed men in my backyard getting ready to raid my neighbor’s house? …Maybe you are on drugs.

Ghost, flatly: I’m not on drugs...

R/n: Right, whatever. Can I have my arm back, or do you want my number first?

Ghost:...Is the good witch Glenda a princess?

{That’s how Ghost got R/n’s number.]

[botstims]

Venture Bros Kid Robot Blind Box Figures

[hench-thyme]

Normal Person behavior

artists below v

aside from the official figurine-

mousepad: @payaso-gomi

custom figure + keychain: @henchman21lover

art commission + decocards (left): @bizarrescribblez

heart button: @toydrill

decocards (right) + deco keychains: crispalline

shaker charm: @getting-butterflies

print: @bribinart

minifigs: hugemini

sticker: @viktorsaintclaire

plushie: cheshirecat22

and eeee i cant remember where the bracelets came from at the momemt ;;

[scullcrusher101xd]

so glad the movie finally confirmed tf2 heavy and tf2 soldier as hatred`s real parents!

[m-eaty]

he's such a fucking catboy i want to turn a car on without making sure he gets out of the engine compartment

[jam-campasta]

trying to be more comfy posting rough art again.. heres billy and the disembodied head of Henchman 24

[harveybwabbit92]

[Belial learns why it's never a good idea to piss off R/n when she's receiving threats from an alien trying to intimidate her family, it's late at night she has Belial drive her to seedy part of town where they spot the thug. and before Belial could even say or do anything, R/n was already out of the car calmly walking towards the alien thug who was laughing and mocking her, without a word R/n punched him out and dragged his knocked out body to the car then calmly told Belial to drive them to train tracks....]

{Cut to the thug waking up tied to some train tracks and sees R/n in her giant form (human sized) calmly sitting on a railing playing with her phone.]

R/n, upon seeing the thug awake: Oh, you're up. Goody. We can start your history lesson. Long before there were loudmouth buff guys with steroid problems, there was the chivalrous villain. Their favorite sinister act was this: tying someone to a train track. It's simple, inexpensive, personal and deadly, but it gives you a little hope - maybe you'll escape.

[The thug's muffled screams interrupts her.]

R/n, jabs him in the head: Lesson's NOT over, sonny! *sighs* Now, the chivalrous villain had these old school time-bombs, three sticks of dynamite wired to an alarm clock. And what was so poetic about that is that they ticked. You could hear them - tick tick tick. Nowadays they're just digital - no sound, no peril.

[The sound of an approaching train is heard, getting closer... the thug panics as R/n calmly continues.]

R/n, chuckles: Oh, ohoho, do you hear that? There's the ticking. The train is coming! Is it on this track? Tick tick tick. Maybe it's on the other track! Tick tick tick! *cackles maniacally* Not bad for an old lady, huh? I'm gonna get going, let you try to escape. And if you do, tell your friends I ain't scared of punks. If you don't, eh, sorry.

[R/n turns back into her human form and gets in the car; Belial drives off just as the train passes by, there was a few minutes of awkward silence between the couple before R/n speaks up.]

R/n: Sorry, I pulled you into that I...*notices* Uh, this isn't they way home, Bel?

{Belial pulls the car into a secluded area, Before R/n ask why he brought them there, he pulled R/n into a heated kiss.]

Belial, pulls away from R/n: I've never been so f*cking turned on in my life!

[glimfag]

SELFSHIP WITH EMO DEAN IS SO REALLL 🖤 i love you and your partners' s/i designs too, they look amazing >:3

THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY INBOX TOO LONG BUT THANK YOU ANON... WHEREVER YOU ARE... I ship with pretty much every Dean/Dawn variation bc my self inserts lore spans the entire series LOL I love her forever and ever...

Here's some roixdean/roixdawn doodles just for you

[vbrosclips]

s5e8 - The Devil's Grip

[babybinko]

I wanted to do a Venture Bros. Screenshot redraw :) this is from S4E8! (I referenced multiple frames when making this so I just picked the one closest to the final drawing.)

[bizarrescribblez]

henchbun nation (all 1 of you) wake up new art just dropped..