#Ruth fleming

[thecreaturecalledriza]

Silly meme redraw

[iceeericeee]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die au where Max Jagerman doesn’t become a vengeful spirit and simply passes on to the next plane of existence.

Richie and Ruth still die, though. Richie is killed during the big game when a football gets thrown a little too long and hits him in the head, knocking him off balance and sending him tumbling down the steps of the bleachers and breaking his neck. Ruth dies during her Barbecue Monologue when a stage light falls and crushes her.

Steph, Pete, and Grace are all convinced that the spirit of Max Jagerman is cursing them and are scared they’re going to be next.

And the scene changes to show Max just chilling in the afterlife. He fondly remembers the nerds that put together a prank just for him.

[mind-lost-in-the-stars]

Incorrect Quotes! incorrect quotes!!

———

Ruth: Where's Steph?

Richie: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Richie, shouting: Pete sucks!

Steph, distantly: Pete is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Richie: Found them.

———

Max: I don’t have anything against you, but I can make up lots of reasons to attack you!!

———

Max: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*

Pete: …

Max: …I get confused sometimes.

Pete: Me too.

———

Pete: I am going to need you to swear-

Steph: Fuck.

Pete:

Pete: ...swear as in promise.

———

Richie: Get on my level!

Grace: Unfortunately, to "get on your level" I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

———

Max: Wait you like me? For my personality?

Richie: I know, I was surprised too.

———

Steph: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?

Richie: ICARUS?

———

Pete: So, Grace is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Steph: Why?

Pete: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Grace, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

———

Steph: It doesn’t have a bone.

Max: Then why is it called a boner?

———

Pete: Can you come out?

Richie: Yeah gimme a minute…

Richie: Pete, I’m gay.

Pete: I know that. Come out to the car.

Richie: Okay.

Richie: Car, I’m gay.

———

Grace: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Steph:

Grace:

Steph: ...Please, go back to bed.

———

Pete: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.

Ruth: And?

Pete: And you are.

———

Grace: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.

Ruth: Thank god.

———

Max: I am so horny and angry all the time.

———

Grace: I am so horny and angry all the time.

———

Max: So anyways have y'all seen Pete?

Richie: I think they went in Steph's room 'studying'.

Grace: Doubt that. I heard groans there.

*Meanwhile in Steph's room*

Pete and Steph, fighting:

———

Grace: I feel like doing something stupid.

Ruth: I’m stupid, do me.

———

*At a speed dating event*

Richie: Oh wow, people are really shallow.

Grace: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?

Richie: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.

Grace: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

———

Pete: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Steph: Make his dick hard not his life.

Max: Break her bed not her heart.

Ruth: Play with her boobs not her feelings.

Richie: Get on his dick not his nerves.

Grace: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

———

I’ll prolly do some TGWDLM and Black Friday soon, but I gotta sleep now lol

[musicalobsessed-spacialanomaly]

I don't know what the Beanies universe is (i am intrigued, tho) but I love this. Richie singing the perfect pokerap (and he totally loves BDG, actually). Ruth singing Guns and Ships without any speech impediment like in NPMD (does she have her headgear out? or is she that dedicated to Hamilton).

I think I want to write a one-shot set in the Beanies universe, or one similar I suppose, where Max goes on a road-trip with the nerds+steph, and he and Steph are very disoriented by their nerd music.

Like, Steph never thought she'd hear her boyfriend rap the Pokemon, made even worse when it led into a song about drugs with poke-puns. Max doesn't understand the language Richie's singing in, but he knows it can't possibly be english. Neither of them can even process how fast Ruth is going at it, but he knows the other two nerds will yell Lafayette in support.

[cool-collage-guy]

RUTH COLLAGE NEXT BABY LETS GO

[hatchet-handle]

i am once again saying they’re a bonded pair

[mischieviem]

Been two years since I've drawn starkid fanart it was about time

[miwkchii]

"Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes"

-Richie probably

(Stephanie and Grace's first time eating lunch with the trio ☆)

[daiwild]

One of these nerdy prudes is not like the other

[jacketpotatoo]

is this the eternal dark without a dawn?

[piedpip3rrr]

These nerdy prudes gotta die

[lovelautski]

[shandzii]

this musical took over my brain grraaarghghghh

[spacetravels]

i was visited in a dream. to do this

[chatterghosts]

the teens of NPMD <3

[cursedcrazy-starkid]

we just murdered a football star right before the big game😟

I love cosplay that’s all