#Russian Farmer's Song
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drones-of-innocence · 4 months ago
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Some Keane lyrics that fundamentally changed my brain chemistry
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visenyaism · 2 months ago
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save me johnny cash fiona apple cover of the cat stevens song from a scrapped folk musical about the russian revolution where a conservative farmer who lives but fundamentally does not understand his son pleads for him to stay instead of trying to change the world into one the father cannot comprehend while the son who loves his father but needs to leave for reasons he cannot articulate leaves out into the world anyway
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wangxianficrecs · 1 year ago
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💙 【那夏天的我們】 a stroke of fate by puddingcatbeans
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💙 【那夏天的我們】 a stroke of fate
by puddingcatbeans (@puddingcatbeans)
G, 59k, Wangxian
Summary: After an unhappy confrontation with his agency, renowned guqin player and accomplished composer Hanguang-jun makes a sudden retreat from the public eye. Lan Wangji moves to a tiny village barely on the maps for the summer. He's there for seclusion, to cool down, to reflect on his behaviour - but he finds so much more than he even knew he was looking for. That summer - cicada song. bamboo groves. fresh peaches. ink smudges and guqin strings. Our summer. [ russian translation | spanish translation ] Kay's comments: Big love to this story! If you've ever enjoyed watching a li ziqi video on YouTube, then this story is for you, because that's what Wei Ying does. The soft Youtube-AU everyone needs in their life tbh. In which Lan Zhan flees his busy city life where he's a famous composer and spends a summer in the countryside with Wei Ying and the Wens. It's soft, it's comforting and there's also some secrets to be discovered along the way. Excerpt: “What’s a city slicker like you doing in the boonies?” Lan Wangji frowns. “Are you not also someone who moved here from the city?” He receives a surprised blink for that. Then the man laughs, and the sound is so much more vibrant outside of a screen. “I see you know who I am, huh. Are you a fan? Did you come all the way here for an autograph?” “No,” Lan Wangji blurts out. He takes back all his previous thoughts. This man might be breathtaking to look at but he’s quite annoying once he opens his mouth. “I have seen your videos. But I am here purely for a break from my... work.” “Right.” The man studies him with sharp eyes, but Lan Wangji just stares back stoically. He’s been looked at like he’s a puzzle, but Lan Wangji isn’t sure what the man is seeing. He’s not sure what he wants the man to see.
pov lan wangji, modern setting, modern no powers, youtube, youtuber wei wuxian, slice of life, falling in love, summer, barakamon, farmer wei wuxian, fluff, domestic fluff, developing relationship, getting together, musician lan wangji
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fixfoxnox · 1 year ago
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Use this ask to ramble about anything, better if it's about Roach 🪳💖
(btw I think I found you in twitter by accident, I'm not sure, too anxious to follow anyway)
AHHHHH YESSS ROACH RAMBLE ASK MUAH MUAH (KISSES)
I haven't gotten to yell about my boy by himself in so long omggggg
Oh also before I forget, you probably did find my Twitter! I haven't really made any posts about it cause, tbh, I still have no idea what I want to post there, but I do indeed have a Twitter! It is here for anyone who wants to follow me. Right now I've just really been dropping random cod thoughts and reposting a lot of artists content, but who knows maybe I'll start doing some Twitter exclusive stuff or thread fics or something (has no idea how thread fics work). Anyways on to the boy:
I'm using this as an opportunity to just talk about whatever comes to mind and the first thing I wanna start with are like some alternate ideas I had for Roach's family before I landed on the Sanderson dynamic that I have now:
Roach from a military family
Imagine how fun it would be if Roach was raised in a military family, especially if they still had that overprotective aspect to them. Like baby boy who was raised around the military so he's been intimately familiar with it
Maybe he had some different talent and his family wanted him to go down a different path and not go military like them
He says fuck that and joins the military and fucks around and ends up joining taskforce 141
Extra funny points if his family don't realize that he's on a specialized taskforce cause he was so nervous about telling them and they find out in dramatic fashion
Maybe he drops in to save them on a mission or something like 🤭 the drama of it all I love it
Also side note but I was thinking so hard about the Sanderson boys (Johnathan and Eddie) and I can't draw so I have to snatch some Face Claims for them so this is what I think Roach's older brothers look like:
Johnathan is played by Lee Pace don't test me this man is tall and probably acts as his own security at his bar and also is a goofball and idk Lee Pace is perfect (this should not detract from me also thinking that Lee Pace is a perfect fc for König)
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Eddie to me has to look something like Luke Norris idk I feel like he needs a softer and more like nervous/panicky energy than Johnathan and this man fits don't test me don't test me
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Also for anyone who is wondering: No, I still don't have a face claim for my Roach. In my mind he changes so much I see so many different artists versions of Roach in my brain at all times so choosing an actor for him is so hard. I have...thoughts, but idk that anyone would enjoy the thoughts that I have so we'll pretend I don't have them.
More on Roach cause he's my lil guy, my lil dude, my lil buddy
Listen y'all know Southern Roach is my bias but also also also have been falling in love more and more with the idea of Russian Roach. He would be so funnn like he works with Nik beforehand maybe he was undercover with the ultranationalists. I also enjoy the idea of him cursing Shepherd and/or Makarov out in Russian I think it would be fun.
However Southern Roach rains supreme I was thinking so hard about a ghostroachsoap au recently based loosely on the song "Farmer's Daughter" by Rodney Atkins. (Y'all let me know if you want the full au its really just farm au cuteness)
Thinking so hard of Roach just being beloved in his small town as this Golden Child precious little dude then he goes off to the military and finally let's that feral side come out a little. Imagine how funny it would be for Ghost and Soap to go home with Roach and see their boyfriend pu on this innocent act and listen to people describe him as this perfect little guy when they know for a fact that Roach is like borderline feral two steps away from being considered a wild animal.
"He's such a good boy, would never hurt a fly."
Ghost and Soap who watched Roach tear a man's throat out with his teeth last week:
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Also taking the opportunity to say that we as a community need to start acknowledging hoe canonically skilled Roach is with weapons! Like this is a boy who had both Price and Soap cursing because they couldn't get any kills because he was killing them to fast. This is a boy who beat Ghost (his luitenant) on a rifle test by a wide margin and on the test that ghost beat him he only fell behind four points.
Roach canonical has several extremely brutal takedown moves that he can do, including the pickaxes and the little fucking kick thing he does to the one guy before stabbing him. Also he's like straight up flipping his guns and doing tricks with them and shit in his weapons inspections, Soap talks about how good he is with C4 and shit.
Like I think people see the like spots where he got into trouble and nearly died in the campaign and take that to mean that he's like not as good as Ghost and Soap and needed their help a lot but like honest to God all of the trouble he gets in to is less because he fucked up and more because the world seems to have it out for him.
The roof breaking out from under him, the ice cracking on him, explosions happen to rock his ass just as soon as he hits an open field. Like someone was trying to kill this little fuck and two outta the three times they failed.
And like its not like Roach doesn't help himself during these situations. Like when he fell yeah he had Soap guiding him but he was the one having the run and slide and do all that shit like no amount of Soap's guiding could have made that easy for him.
Also this boy almost falls off a cliff but is able to get himself back on track enough that he not only finishes climbing the cliff but then does a whole ass stealth mission basically invading a Russian military base on his own???
Roach is a very talented and skilled bug and we should all be patting him on the head for how cool he is.
Also I think its absolutely funny cause In my mind he's smaller than Soap and Ghost both like height and build wise (not small, just smaller than those two behemoths) and so when the trio of them are together people like tend to underestimate him meanwhile Ghost and Soap are like "Uh, no, no you uh hey dude no" because they know that Roach will gladly fuck people up.
I also love the idea of Roach appearing out of nowhere like a fucking cryptid. There is no talking behind Roach's back or keeping secrets he is everywhere at once and will appear out of thin air. Ghost and Soap have to like fully leave base if they want to plan a surprise for him and even then both of them have no trust that Roach won't somehow pop into existence next to them waahahhahaha
Alright thats all for my rambling for now
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mouldymp3rotations · 8 days ago
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0125-017
This year, I decided that from now on, the january rotations are going to be for the previous year's recapitulation :)
As usual : Song titles link to individual mp3 file download
All 5 songs can also be downloaded together in a zip file from the link at the bottom
Let's take a look at what my 2024 looked like, musically !
Ad Infinitum - See You In Hell
Ad Infinitum was a new discovery, for me, this year. I had downloaded the album this is on without being informed about the band, and I found it catching me. A little trip on youtube confirmed that this was right up my alley lol. This song in particular doesn't show it, but she also has a pretty neat growl on top of her top notch clean vocals ♥
See You In Hell was a single off of Chapter I - Monarchy, released in 2020
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Aural Vampire - ICONOCLASM
gosh that song has to be annoying as fuck for untrained hear lmao.
My uploading of this song to tumblr was one of my most popular music posts of 2024 though :3
And yes, it IS a Buck-Tick cover :)
ICONOCLASM was on the Mimic Your Hair mini-album, released in 2015
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Blackbriar - Arms of the Ocean
I had already heard of Blackbriar prior to this year, but 2024 is when I actually looked into them. To me, they feel a bit as if Within Temptation was led by a weird girl (affectionate) instead of a fairy princess (also affectionate :)).
Arms of the Ocean is on the We'd Rather Burn EP, from 2018
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Collide - Ocean
I didnt plan to have two songs about disappearing in the ocean back to back but i guess here we are lol
I was introduced to Collide through a post about how darkwave moved from sounding like a bunch of bands including them, to all the darkwave bands sounding the same lol. Now, considering the name of the band, I didn't expect to find much, but I did find this album that they had mentionned ! And I liked it ! So I'm gonna dig further, eventually :3
Ocean is on Chasing the Ghost, from 2000.
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Dalida - Monday, Tuesday... (Laissez-Moi Danser)
Oh, I set myself up with this one lmao. This is how my 2024 started :) Yes, yes, Dalida again, yes, deal with it hahaha.
Laissez-Moi Danser was on Dédié à Toi, released in 1979
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(this is delightful lmao)
Exit Eden - Femme Fatale
Another new discovery ! Not gonna lie, I got into Exit Eden cause their first album was all cover, and I'm a sucker for covers !!!!! And then I stayed because I really did enjoy the fact that they have/had 4 vocalists, each with their own strength !! I almost went with their cover of Mylène Farmer's Désenchantée, but in the end I settled on this one cause not only does it get stuck in my head, once in a while, but they also pronouce "femme" properly LOL (one of them is French, so of course they pronounce it properly x) ). It's also very catchy :).
Femme Fatale is on the Femmes Fatales album released in 2024
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(this post wasnt sponsored by napalm records lmao)
Hora - PART OF YOUR WORLD
This year, I finally got to listen to most of Hora's post 2010 releases ! I chose this song cause I see it as the demo for Schwarz Stein's Ever After :3
PART OF YOUR WORLD is found on the the DESOLATION BEAUTY album, from 2014
(Look all I can find is the little mermaid, on youtube, so here's an upload, i guess. don't worry, the mp3 file is 320kbps, unlike this upload :) )
Nakamori Akina - 禁区 (kinku)
This song accompanied me through my therapy, last spring/summer and it's one of the last song i just had to listen on repeat again and again aaaaah
Kinku was a single released in 1983.
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Schwarz Stein - Wachtraum
This was the last song i listened to, this year :)
Wachtraum was the last track of the Immortal Verses mini-album, released in 2018
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Тату (Tatu) - Робот (Robot)
I got a weird hair up my ass, at some point, and went and downloaded the russian/original version of 200km/h In The Wrong Lane, as I hadn't heard it before, despite being pretty familiar with the english version. This song is perfect to wash dishes to XD
Robot was on 200 по встречной (200 Po Vstrechnoy, forgive any mistake, i'm not reading russian/cyrillic at all, i'm just copy/pasting 😬), released in 2001
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Clickety click for the zippety .zip ♥
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fuck-the-gender · 2 years ago
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Mama ŠČ!: whatever could it mean?
i'm not really your eurovision girlie BUT! this year few songs captured my attention. to nobody's surprise, one of them is mama ŠČ! by let 3. this beautiful performance is so packed that at first watch it just looks like a nonsensical chaos so it's time for some good ol' analysis!
!DISCLAIMER! I AM NOT CROATIAN AND I DIDN'T TALK TO THE BAND. EVERYTHING HERE ARE JUST MY THOUGHTS
1. The band
what even is let 3? well, the word 'let' translates to 'flight' and i didn't dig deeper. sorry. the band itself is more interesting anyway.
they are a croatian rock band formed in 1987 in then-yugoslavia. since then they released ten albums and have become quite popular in croatia and other countries on balkan. they are mostly known for their controversial, avantgarde, vulgar and obscene performances. the eurovision one is tame for them. seriously, read their wiki, it's great.
2. The title
on to the song itself now! let's begin with the name. 'mama šč'. what? right of the bat we are intrigued. what the hell is 'šč'? one meaning could be щ. this is a letter of cyrillic script, which is used in russia, ukraine, bulgaria and some other countries. 'šč' is this letter written in latin script according to the ukrainian pronunciation, which is a nice little tidbit i learned from wikipedia. i also learned that the band itself provided non-sensical answers when asked about the meaning, but as they say, it may not be that deep, but the ground is soft and i'm ready to start digging. also also, the phrase 'šč!' is kind of a post-pandemic catchphrase for the band, with its origin being a video of the band's bassist balancing a shoe on his head.
now, 'mama'. the word itself is not difficult to understand, but it also has a symbolic meaning. you see, the title of 'mother' is often assigned to russia. this started in the medieval times, but was popularized and extensively used during the soviet era by the bolsheviks. this imagery, along with the theory of panslavism, was and sometimes still is used to support russia's role as the superior slavic country, which should take other slavs 'under it's wings'. it's also a term of endearment, which has become quite bitter
with this knowledge i think we can confidently say that the name of the song could refer to russia, with its imperial tendencies, and ukraine. i know, how shocking, i bet you wouldn't guess that.
3. The lyrics
we're finally really getting into it! the first three verses go like this:
Mama kupila traktora ŠČ! Mama kupila traktora ŠČ! Mama kupila traktora Trajna-nina Armagedon nona ŠČ!
'mama kupila traktora' translates to 'mommy's bought herself a tractor'. we already established the relationship between russia and the word, so let's assume that by 'mama' the song means the country.
so she's bought herself a tractor. good for her! except the tractor could be a metaphor, too. you see, one of the most popular brands of tractors in croatia is belarus produced in, you guessed it, belarus. so when the band sings 'mama's bought herself a tractor', they are also singing 'russia's bought itself belarus'. the words are somewhat ironic, since belarus' prezident has in october given russia's prezident a fucking tractor for his birthday, so he didn't even have to pay for it. also also, just a cherry on top, remember what ukrainian farmers used to tow russian armed vehicles? tractors.
if we take a more literal look at these lyrics, we get a picture of 'mama' buying a tool to help her and her family with farming. by the way, do you know who is one of the biggest producers of wheat inthe world? russia.
the next line is a little bit more complicated for non-croatians, but i have something. according to a comment under this video, 'trajna nina nena' is a popular croatian lullaby. so they swapped the 'nena' with 'armagedonona', which turned the meaning to an 'armageddon lullaby'. also, 'nena' means 'grandma' in croatian and i have seen people translate this line as 'armageddon grandma', which could allude to the soviet union, if we take russia today as the 'mother'. granny end-of-the-world kinda thing.
on to the next verse!
Mama ljubila morona ŠČ! Mama ljubila morona ŠČ! Mama ljubila morona Trajna-nina Armagedon nona
it's pretty similar to the first two, but the key line is different. 'mama ljubila morona' translates to 'mama kissed the moron'. who could it be, i wonder. combined with the previous verses, we get the picture of 'mama' buying 'tractor' for her 'moron' whom she loves. by the way this scenario is presented it's clear that the band doesn't agree with 'mama' or the 'moron', but it also could be read as russia and its people being in a sort of abusive or toxic relationship with the 'moron', as he is the one who's being referred to with unflattering term.
both verses are broken up with the 'šč' sounds. Here i will take the liberty to paste the lead singer's answer regarding this letter:
“5000 years older than the first alphabet found, it is the oldest letter. Now we will send our alphabet from Dora into orbit by spaceship. When Armageddon on Earth subsides, the rocket will return and bring the first alphabet again.”
Take from that what you will.
next we have something i would dare to call the bridge:
A b c č ć d dž đ e f g h i j k l lj m n nj o p r s š t u v z ž Mama, mama, mama, ja se idem igrat’ Mama, idem u rat
first, let's look at the alphabet. here i will again draw from the comment section of the previously aforementioned video. according to one comment, the nonsensical spelling is supposed to symbolize the creation of a 'new soviet union', represented by the 'šč'. they also mention that the 'šč' could be a parody of the letter z, which you can see on russian tanks deployed in ukraine. but i also saw a comment under a reddit post saying that it's just a croatian alphabet.
here i think is a good place to point out the origins of this song. you see, mama ŠČ! wasn't written for eurovision. it's actually part of a bigger project, an anti-war rock opera, and was inspired by another croatian artist, who wrote songs for croatian production of the play 'mother courage and her children', specifically by the lyrics 'buy me, mama, one little war'.
'ja se idem igrať' translates to 'i'm goin to play' and 'idem u rat' to 'i'm going to war'. this sounds like it is sung by a child, as well as all of the song up to this point, with the use of nursery rhyme and the childish word 'mama'. but here, the atmosphere of the song changes, it becomes more chaotic and aggressive. the child is excited to go play, to go to war. if we look at dictators, majority of them were recruiting children through insane amounts of propaganda. many of those kids actually were excited to go kill. or it's possible, that the child in the song is not a child at all, but rather a childish dictator, who sees war as play. this would be inline with the band's statement, in which they addressed the song to 'all those, who think that planet is their toy'.
whoosh, that's a lot! but we're almost there:
Onaj mali psihopat Mali podli psihopat Krokodilski psihopat Mama, idem u rat
'that little psychopat, little evil psychopat, crocodile-like psychopat, mama, i'm going to war'.
well who could they possibly mean by that. fun fact, that gentleman-sitting-over-there (as our geography teacher refers to him, while pointing at moscow) is noticeably short.
the 'crocodile-like' part could refer to few things. firstly, boris johnson said that talking to russia's prezident about peace is like 'talking to a crocodile while it has your leg in its jaws'. another one is 'crocodile tears', which could be connected to the image of eager children going to war in the bridge and how the dictator cries crocodile tears over them when they die. and lastly, 'krokodil' is a street name of the drug desomorphine, also called 'russian magic' or 'poor man's heroin'. this drug is quite popular in russia and it's, well, not good. so yeah, they could be calling the dictator a psycho on drugs.
one thing to note, however, is that this chorus is really angry and is sung by a dude dressed like stalin. one way that leaders justify their occupation efforts is by questioning the competency of the other nation's leaders. we see it in ukraine, how russia claims to be 'liberating it' from a 'fascist regime'. if we go with the interpretation that the song is sung by a dictator, then we get a picture of him singing those words about the leader of the country that he's trying to conquer, while to us viewers it seems that he's singing defacto about himself. it's a double edged sword.
so if we put it all together, it's a song inspired by nursery rhymes and the play 'mother courage', through another artist, about a child, or a childish dictator going to war. numerous lyrics point at russia, but some things are still vague enough that it could be applied to any bloodthirsty, war-hungry dictator. but this piece is not only a song, it's a performance.
4. The visuals
first, the costumes!
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beautiful, isn't it? these costumes symbolize the four riders of apocalypse ('glad' - hunger, 'rat' - war, 'smrt' - death and 'kuga' - the plague), however, they added a fifth one, HDZ, which is a croatian political party, who is supposedly 'corrupt as hell'. the prime minister from this party was arrested for corruption, so i'm inclined to believe it.
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when i was showing the clip to my mom, she stopped it here, looked at me and said 'that's stalin'. it's actually kind of scary, how much it looks like those stalin-cult-propaganda posters.
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few things about this.
the performer in the background is croatian drag queen jovanka broz tituka. her name is a pun on jovanka broz, probably the most famous yugoslavia's first lady, and the word for prostitute. she is featured even more in the videoklip, it's great.
the composition of the projection is very similar to the typical composition for soviet propaganda posters. they use this format in the videoklip, too
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and the moves of the dancer are literally military march. so they took the things that soviet union is recognized for (propaganda and military power) and made them into a perfect parody performed by a drag queen. it's mocking in the best way possible, because queer people are heavily persecuted in russia, so here their symbols of power are made into a laughing stock by a member of the very group they hate. it feels like a resistance, like a reclamation.
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it wouldn't be let 3 if they didn't perform in drag. the mocking-military theme continues, since they are wearing uniforms painted and tailored to look like dresses.
but who's that guy in black? he's actually not a member of the band. he's another croatian artist, žanil tataj žak. this is not his first time doing a collaboration with the band. he looks like some kind of evil wizard, with how he creeps in from behind with missiles and then stands behind the band
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just look at that dude. the word on his forehead is 'njinle'. it's written in šatrovački, which is an argot developed by some subcultures in yugoslavia and was used as a device of secret communication. when you switch the letters, you get 'lenjin'. so yeah, a crazy evil wizard.
the missiles are quite self-explenatory, we all know what that gentleman has in his military arsenal. here, however, i don't feel like they are portrayed like a thread, but rather like another mockery. i think this screenshot summarizes my thoughts on them pretty well
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also this is possibly my favorite thing ever: five dudes marching in a drag costumes of military uniforms, singing the 'psychopat' chorus. it's a mockery, beautiful and gorgeous mockery of military might and war.
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and the whole performance is finished by the band striping down to their undies while in the back a giant projection of jovanka dances among their flying heads. what a ride. i've read somewhere that the faces on their undershirts are young them, but it could be wrong. and of course the saluting. the final nail in the coffin of dictatorship's dignity.
i love this piece of art. it's ridiculous, because that's what it's meant to be, because it wants you to look at this caricature of power and military might and realize how stupid and pointless it is. it made people angry, but it was supposed to do that, because it's a satire and good satire always angers those who feel threatened by it.
10/10
(here and here are the videos, here's some article)
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superblycaffeinated · 1 year ago
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Year One: At Home In the Dark masterlist
warnings for series: mentions of alcohol/being drunk, mentions of violence/blood imagery (with warnings for specific chapters), mentions of anxiety and depression symptoms (with warnings for specific chapters), swearing - please do not read if you may find any of this triggering and take care of yourself.
“The proverbial saying ‘All’s fair in love and war’ expresses the idea that, like war, where any strategy is accepted, affairs of the heart are also no-holds-barred contests.”
Chapter One:
“Your mission, should you choose to accept is-“
Groans fill the room and Rebecca Baxter rolls her eyes at everyone. An amber bottle pressed to her lips as she nudges his shoulder. A silent, ‘Can you believe them? They’re absolutely no fun.’
Zachary Goode snickers into his own beer, a silent response of ‘No, you’re just overly dramatic as usual and Cam has probably had too many glasses of wine for this.’
“Alright, alright, fine.” Bex waves her hands and to look at him fully. “Truth or Dare? Clock’s ticking Goode.”
Maybe it’s the way he hasn’t felt this light in a long time - maybe ever, that they’re all together again for it too. Summer evening wind blows at his hair that’s gotten a little too long. From their spot on the porch, he can hear the hum of crickets and cicadas, smell the familiar scent of leaves that are ready to turn for Autumn in the air. He doesn’t even have shoes on, he can’t remember the last time he didn’t feel the need to be ready to go. Or it could be the way his heart does this funny thing of swelling and aching in the same beat when Cam blows hair off of her cheek, giggling like she’s eighteen again as Liz pours more wine.
Or maybe he’s just drunk.
“Truth.”
Yeah, definitely just drunk.
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The entire circle falls silent, cups and bottles half suspended to parted lips, laughter trails off as eyes widen. Every single one of them can hear each other’s heartbeats, the distinct ping of water from the faucet hitting ceramic inside and down the hall, and the ticking of the clock just inside the dining room.
Cammie sits up straighter, wiping at her lips. “What?”
Bex sits back against the porch column hard. Liz props up on her knees - clearly criss cross applesauce is too child’s play for what’s at stake here. Macey narrows her eyes at him from her spot on the couch above the other two girls as she tosses back the rest of her wine. Even Preston and Jonas look at him with furrows forming above their brows.
Jesus, they’re all so dramatic.
He rolls his eyes and turns to Bex. “You gonna ask me the question or not?”
“But you, you never pick-“ she looks around the group and he marks the date in his calendar. Rebecca Baxter has been rendered speechless and actually physically appears frazzled as she drums her fingers on her knees and looks at the stars. “I mean, what do I ask? I never thought I’d actually get the chance.”
Cammie narrows her eyes and points at him, “Ask him where he hid the M&M’s because I know he did.”
Zach grins, blowing her a kiss that she rolls her eyes at but smiles into her wine glass because of nonetheless.
Bex waves off the suggestion, not serious enough of course. She snaps her fingers and Macey moves to the edge of the couch cushion. “Oh! Private jet and the Russians!”
Bex counters, “Finland, embassy with the Duchess?”
Cammie laughs, “Idaho, potato farmer?”
Jonas shakes his head. “Nah, don’t waste it on that one, I have pictures.”
Zach makes a mental note about finding and deleting those, beginning to hum the jeopardy theme song. He’s definitely drunk, because he should have been noticing the one girl who was far too silent. He should have known that when Elizabeth Sutton is quiet, that means she’s thinking big things.
“What about when he fell in love with Cammie?” The question is calculated, lazy almost in her tone, but it catches him off guard and Liz is far to perceptive to let it slip. His eyes widened, pupils dilating. His breath changed just so, stuck in his throat. His heart rate increased. Damn stupid beer he was never drinking ever again.
The two men opposite him groan at the suggestion and the four women turn on him. Hawk eyes, lioness’ stalking their prey. He was done for the minute the question was suggested. He has one of two options as he sees it now. Lie his ass off to the room of people who know all of his tells or plead with the love of his life.
Zach shakes his head, staring directly at Cammie. “Cammie, no, please don’t make me talk about this in front of everyone? You hate attention, it’s complicated and-“
She hums into her wine glass interrupting him, “I dunno, Zach, I think high school Cammie really needs some answers. You messed with her head quite a bit.”
Shit, bad move. Should have lied right away - ‘I loved Cammie the minute I laid eyes on her in that DC mall. Truly love at first sight, I just had to figure out who that Gallagher Girl really was’ is not gonna cut it now, they’re far too hungry for juicy gossip like they’re back in school.
“We’re married!” He holds up his left hand to prove the point, grasping at anything to make this all go away. Zach gestures out the entrance of the porch, “Our children are asleep down the hall!”
Cam only levels him with a look he’s grown to know very well. It’s the look she gives the kids when they lie and say they brushed their teeth before bed. He’s busted.
Liz stands, the girl closing in on him until his back hits the porch railing. She nudges his chest as she speaks so threateningly for someone with ducks all over their pajama’s. “Spill, or I get the truth serum.”
“You know, I forget that you’re the scariest one of the bunch sometimes Lizzie,” he gulps as Jonas cackles from his spot on the ground.
The four girls simply raise their eyebrows, and he admits defeat. His hands lift to the air beside his head. “Okay, okay, but I need another beer for this.”
Giddy with their victory, everyone settles into comfortable positions, eager to not let him get away with anything but a good and long story.
Zach avoids the creak of the floorboard as he heads into the kitchen, listening intently for the sounds of his children stirring at all. His hip hits the fridge closed in just the right spot, pulling the opener from it’s drawer.
He looks at the fridge as he leans against the counter, a picture of him and Cam in front of Gallagher on the day of Rachel and Joe’s wedding held up by a hand painted magnet. Red splotchy paint covering the words ‘World’s Best Dad’ glazed and shiny from a kiln. It’s not that he doesn’t know when he fell in love with her, he does, it’s just not so simple.
The bottle cap pops off with a hiss, then a click of it hitting the counter. He watches the green metal spin, slowing as it gets closer to meeting the flat surface of the countertop.
“Goode!”
Zach snatches the copper coin he’d been spinning against the tabletop before it flattens and stands, hands held into fists behind his back at attention.
An armed guard with flushed cheeks and a forehead dappled with sweat marches towards him.
Oh swell, it’s Jeff.
At Blackthorne, any guard calling your name in that tone isn’t gonna be great, but Jeff has this way of spitting when he talks, of not realizing what the words personal space mean, and probably has never ever heard of breath mints and their miraculous powers to ward off coffee breath.
Zach’s fingers fiddle with the coin behind his back. He’s getting better about the whole restless energy and showing it thing, but he figures it’s not dire circumstances to be on his game right now. His mind wanders through the possibilities of what today could be about. One of his bedsheet corners wasn’t tight enough, someone found the little yellow package of chocolaty goodness in his sock, or perhaps Jeff didn’t get his coffee and donut this morning and he just feels like picking on someone.
The cafeteria grows more silent as everyone decides that the show that’s about to go down has got to be better than eating the mystery meat on their trays.
“Sir?” Zach questions, staring at the spot just above Jeff’s left ear. A thing Jeff positively hates, causing him to continuously look over his shoulder and wonder what the hell Zach is staring at - but a thing that fills Zach with a small amount of joy.
It’s the little things.
Jeff does just this, head whipping around so fast he’s surprised the man doesn’t give himself whiplash. Jeff’s gaze darts across the wall and back to Zach. Beady, narrowed eyes meet his, Zach’s lips twitch slightly, revealing too much - another thing he’s still working on. But Jeff is fairly harmless and hasn’t quite mastered the art of interpreting Zach’s smaller tells.
“Visitors,” Jeff snarls and Zach’s shoulders fall.
Fuck.
The room grows even more silent, the quiet din of metal silverware hitting their trays and cups hitting wood vanish completely now as the unmistakable red head of hair floats through the cafeteria towards him. Shoulders straighten, voices cease, and breaths are held with each click then clack of black pumps against the concrete floors.
His mother is here, and she’s brought friends.
“Hello darling, miss me?”
Catherine Goode commands attention, she just does. A room full of hormone crazed teenage boys was already going to be acutely aware of a woman wearing a black dress accentuating her curves walking amongst them, they were already going to stare, Zach knows this. But Catherine has something else, the strong voice of a soldier mixed with a soft femininity enveloping each word she speaks, making you think each word is somehow meant only for you. A perfect way to get what she wants that he’s seen in action enough times to know she’s mastered skillfully. Her loss ratio is zero, she has the control every time.
For everyone except her son.
“Can’t say that I have, Cat.” Zach presses the coin between his thumb and forefinger, the indent of Abraham Lincoln surely going to be preserved in his fingerprint forever. He knows it’s a shot in the dark. Sometimes she’s pleasantly surprised by his resistance, dare he say almost impressed. But most times, it ends poorly for him.
Catherine Goode’s eyes - his eyes - narrow, her playfulness disappearing with an art that Houdini would envy. “That’s no way to talk to your mother, Zachary. Let’s go. I have people I need to introduce you to and we have something important to discuss.”
She gestures to the men behind her as she speaks, before stepping closer. Her head dips - like a snake ready to attack. He visualizes it perfectly before it happens, a hand wraps around his bicep, squeezing. Not in a loving, motherly way, but in a warning - strike one. Her voice lowers as she hisses, “Behave,” while fingernails dig into his skin leaving small crescent moons. The snake is playing with it’s food before it tightens it’s coil and removes his oxygen.
“Yes, ma’am.” He grinds his teeth, jaw clenching as the toes of his boots tap together when he straightens to formal attention again.
She smiles, satisfied with his submission and pats his cheek a little too harshly before turning on her heels and clicking away. Her fingers curl behind her head as she walks. “Gentleman.” Then they waggle out to the faces of the cafeteria in a wave, “Boys.”
He hates that he ducks his head, that he follows her blindly. His gut twists as he counts the cracks in the concrete he already knows the number of, knowing that if he were to lift his head, his classmates - if you can even call them that - would be looking at him with eyes full of pity. Sometimes he envies the ones who have nothing, it has to be better than her. But then, it’s like she knows he’ll have a thought like this. She’ll do something almost nice, she’ll make him feel guilty. How dare he wish he didn’t have her, there were good times once upon a time right?
He shakes his head, no, this is what she wants. He simply follows, choosing to hold his chin up in defiance of any pity that he can feel hitting the back of his uniform as he walks out of the cafeteria.
The men she’s brought follow closely behind her. Suits. Not terribly expensive, they’re not big deals. One is slightly taller, a thick brown mustache. This man watches his mother with sharp blue eyes, he’s not fully under her spell it would seem. As Catherine smiles and gestures into a door, the man nods and enters. The slightly younger and shorter one gestures for Zach to enter first. He’s blonde, strong shoulders, with brown eyes that look at Zach in a way that makes him feel like he’s under a microscope. This man closes the door and stands in front of it and Zach would bet his next few meals that he was Secret Service.
Mustache man sits with a groan loudly in a chair as his mother leans up against a low bookshelf. A fairly empty classroom that wasn’t used much these days. While the weather was nice, it was strictly outside for use of the range, running drills, and perimeter and mountain trail runs. Classroom time was for the bitterly cold days that even the teachers and guards knew wasn’t worth making the boys get frostbite over. Catherine fiddles with a cup of pencils, a finger swiping over the top of the shelf and leaving a streak of clean wood in its wake as her mouth pinches in disgust.
Lovely place you send me to school, huh, mom?
“Well, Zach,” mustache man’s voice is gravely, it leads Zach to believe the man used to smoke. The fact mingles with the face in his brain, a connection trying to surface to the forefront of it. Mustache man continues while holding his hand up at a height not too tall, “You’ve grown! You weren’t more than ye high last time I saw you I think.”
Zach’s always hated this greeting. What was a person supposed to say back to that? Thank you? That’s how time and puberty works? That’s what happens when you get three meals a day and stop wondering when the next one will be?
He mashes his lips together in a thin smile with a nod. He’s pretty sure that was a better move than opening it and saying any of that.
The man looks to Secret Service man and then his mother before giving another nod. “Right, well, you must be wondering what we’re here for.”
No, I love being humiliated by my mother in front of groups of people and then following her and two strangers into a dusty classroom to sit in silence, dude. I live for it, it’s my shit.
Again, not saying that, so he remains silent. Mustache man claps his hands together, looking to his mother for further instruction so it would seem. She smiles at Zach, her salesman one - the one he knows she pulls out when she really wants her way.
“Darling, these men, they have a proposition for you. A mission.”
He stands up a little straighter, unable to help himself at the word mission. A real mission? Involving his mother? The men furrow their brows slightly as Catherine continues and his apprehension and curiosity fight bay-blades style in his head - whirling around and knocking edges, unsure of who’s going to pull out in the lead just yet.
“They need some information. Some information that they think only you may be able to get for them.”
Zach waits, knowing his mother is just getting started. She’s setting a trap, complimenting him, loosening some stones in his closed off exterior, weakening it until it’s ready for a final strike. He rolls the grooved edge of the coin between his thumb and forefinger.
Catherine walks along the wall, her hands clasped behind her back. Her heels click against the tile, gaze lost on the tattered map hung on the wall. She leans in, feigning inspection as she speaks again. Her tone somehow lazy but dripping with an authoritative quality that when combined, made you lean in and feel the need to listen carefully. “As you’ve most likely come to know in your training, it’s important, in some missions, to get close to a subject. To have a relationship with them, to make them an asset.”
The mustached man cut in, “An asset is-“
“A person within organizations who provide information to outside sources. Yeah, I know.”
“Zachary.”
Warning number two, he won’t be given a third.
Silence fills the room again at her sharp use of his name. Zach’s head bows and the other two men focus on her - it’s her happy place, he knows this. She controls the room, two grown men with their entire attention fully on her and her son’s submission, she’d bask in it like it was the sun on the beach for hours if she had the time.
Zach begins to flip the coin, impatient for the details of how this all affects him, what exactly it is he’s being asked here. He watches the coin arc in the air and land in his hand several times, waiting for her big finish.
Her slender and skilled fingers intercept the coin on his next toss. Her green eyes hold his and this time, even he can’t deny them as she delivers his very first official mission.
“We need you to get some information from Joe.”
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sherbertilluminated · 1 year ago
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tagged by @elucubrare & tagging @mendely @popcorntrash & @minipliny if you're ok with it
last song: musketeer's "Three Farmers on their Way to a Dance" got a music video recently ft. a field I could have sworn I once walked in & useful instructions on how to waltz. I'm also trying to translate "the Once & Future King" by the Mechanisms to give to my future wife
currently reading: After Babel by George Steiner (important translation theory primer) Harrow the Ninth (dammit I want to be able to talk to my friends about a book) & Pan Tadeusz by Adam Mickiewicz trans. Watson Kirkconnel (at the Our Fandom & Yours tag)
currently watching: I don't have any streaming services but every day after Russian class I flop onto my bed & watch a youtube movie with English subtitles. Today it was 1967's Viy & I wanna read Gogol so bad but right now I can barely explain my daily schedule in Russian.
current obsession: Herr Moses Herr Moses Herr Moses but he is perennial. More fleetingly that kid Tadzio from Mann's Death in Venice & the myriad forces that alienate his personhood from both Aschenbach his admirer & the reader, transforming him into the symbol & scion of a decaying classicist aristocratic idealism of which he is only nascently aware. & like. A preteen.
One day I'm gonna write a pseudepigraphical Red Calvalry story about him & queerness & assimilation & violence but first I gotta distinguish between my accusative animate & inanimate plural.
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brookston · 1 year ago
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Holidays 2.4
Holidays
Across the Universe Day
Box Tree Day (French Republic)
Carl Rogers Day
Colour Supplement Day (UK)
Create-A-Vacuum Day
Day for Change (UN)
Day of the Armed Struggle (Angola)
Facebook Friends Day
Farmer’s Day (Taiwan)
First Sitting of the People’s Majils (Maldives)
Friends Day
General Thaddeus Kosciuszko Day (Poland)
International Day of Human Fraternity (UN)
International Unicorn Day
King Frost Day (London, before WWI)
Kosciusko Day (Poland)
Liberace Day
Lifeguard Day (Argentina)
Montgomery Convention Day
National Day of Courage
National Hemp Day
National Israel Day
National Quacker Day
National Wicker Day
Obscurity Day
Philippine-AmericanWar Memorial Day (Philippines)
Port Arthur Day
Rissun (Japan)
Rosa Parks Day (California, Missouri) [also 12.1]
Semen Den (Seeds Day; Bulgaria)
Special Working Day (China)
Spoiled Cats’ Day
Thank A Mailperson Day
Torture Abolition Day
Transit Equity Day
USO Day
Willie Mays Day
World Cancer Day
Zombie Pride Day
Food & Drink Celebrations
Homemade Soup Day
Medjool Date Day
National Stuffed Mushroom Day
Pork Rind Appreciation Day
1st Sunday in February
Areté Day (Southwestern Cross-Quarter; Aretéanism) [1st Sunday]
British Yorkshire Pudding Day [1st Sunday]
Dump Your Significant Jerk Day [1st Sunday]
Freelance Writers Appreciation Week begins [1st Sunday]
Homstrom (Burning of the Straw Man; Switzerland) [1st Sunday]
India MS Day (India) [1st Sunday]
National Day of Prayer for the African American & African Family [1st Sunday]
National Girls and Women in Sports Day [1st Sunday]
New Martyrs and Confessors of the Russian Orthodox Church (Sunday nearest 2.7]
Scout Sunday [or Sunday before 2.8]
St. Ives’ Feast (Cornwall, UK) [Sunday nearest February 3]
World Cepelinai Day [1st Sunday]
Independence & Related Days
Celebration of the Beginning of the Struggle for Liberation (Angola)
Liberation Day (Angola)
Sri Lanka (from UK, 1948)
Festivals Beginning February 4, 2024
Grammy Awards (Los Angeles, California)
Lowcountry Oyster Festival (Mt. Pleasant, South Carolina)
The New York Best Wings Festival (Smithtown, New York)
Sapporo Snow Festival (Sapporo, Japan) [thru 2.11]
Wine Classic (Los Angeles, California)
Feast Days
Aeschylus (Positivist; Saint)
Amaterasu’s Day (Pagan)
Andrew Corsini (Christian; Saint)
Annoy the Neighbors Day (Pastafarian)
Beith Day (a..k.a. Birch Day; Celtic Book of Days)
Biezputras Diena (Porridge Day; Ancient Latvia) [or Sun before Feb 23]
Cornelius the Centurion (Anglican Church; Saint)
Day of the Fart of Abu Hassan (Church of the SubGenius) 
Emperor Norton (Humanism)
Fernand Léger (Artology)
Gilbert of Sempringham (Christian; Saint)
Isidore of Pelusium (Christian; Saint)
Jane (or Joan, Queen of France; Christian; Saint)
John de Britto (Christian; Saint)
Joseph of Leonissa (Christian; Saint)
Gilbert (Christian; Saint)
Goldrofe of Arganil (Christian; Saint)
Gumby (Animism; Saint)
Home Cleansing Ritual Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)
Louis Eilshemius (Artology)
Medan (Christian; Saint)
Nicholas Studites (Christian; Saint)
Phileas and Philoromus (Christian; Martyrs)
Rabanus Maurus (Christian; Saint)
Rembertof Torhout (Christian; Saint)
Rimbert (Archbishop of Bremen;  Christian; Saint)
Robert Coover (Writerism)
The State of Indiana (Muppetism)
Theophilus the Penitent (Christian; Saint)
Veronica (Christian; Saint)
Zeus Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint) 
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Dismal Day (Unlucky or Evil Day; Medieval Europe; 3 of 24)
Egyptian Day (Dies Mala Unlucky Day; Middle Ages Europe) [3 of 24]
Fatal Day (Pagan) [4 of 24]
Lucky Day (Philippines) [8 of 71]
Shakku (赤口 Japan) [Bad luck all day, except at noon.]
Premieres
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (Film; 1994)
Across the Universe, recorded by The Beatles (Song; 1968)
The Atrocity Exhibition, by J.G. Ballard (Novel; 1970)
Bennie and the Jets, by Elton John (Song; 1974)
Candle in the Wind, by Elton John (Song; 1974)
The Cloverfield Paradox (Film; 2018)
The Devil’s Tower (Animated TV Show;Jonny Quest #21; 1965)
Dick Tracy (Radio Series; 1934)
Dizzy Dishes (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1955)
End of the Century, by The Ramones (Album; 1980)
Facebook (Social Media App; 2004)
Fresh Off the Boat (TV Series; 2015)
Hen Fruit (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Cartoon; 1929)
Hep Cat Symphony (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1949)
His Day Off (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1938)
The Human Comedy, buy William Saroyan (Novel; 1943)
Justice League: War (WB Animated Film; 2014)
The Last Juror, by John Grisham (Novel; 2004)
The Last of the Mohicans (Novel; 1826)
Magic Strength (Phantasies Cartoon; 1944)
Moonfall (Film; 2022)
Naked (Film; 1994)
19th Nervous Breakdown, by The Rolling Stones (Song; 1966)
One Step Ahead of My Shadow (WB MM Cartoon; 1933)
On the Avenue (Film; 1937)
Our Town, by Thornton Wilder (Play; 1938)
Patton (Film; 1970)
Piano Concerto in E Major, by Reynaldo Hahn (Piano Concerto; 1931)
Reacher (TV Series; 2022)
Rumours, by Fleetwood Mac (Album; 1977)
Señor Saint, by Leslie Charteris (Short Stories 1958) [Saint #34]
A Study in Brown, by Glen Gray and His Casa Loma Orchestra (Song; 1937)
Two Days to Doom or The Last Weekend (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S5, Ep. 253; 1964)
Two Moose is Loose or Which One Has the Phoney? (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S5, Ep. 254; 1964)
The Ugly Dachshund (Film; 1966)
Videodrome (Film; 1983)
The Wedding Date (Film; 2005)
White Christmas, recorded by The Drifters (Song; 1954)
Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree (Disney Cartoon; 1966)
Zeno's Conscience, by Italo Svevo (Novel; 1923)
Today’s Name Days
Andreas, Rabanus, Veronika (Austria)
Andrija, Ivan, Izidor, Veronika (Croatia)
Jarmila (Czech Republic)
Veronica (Denmark)
Arma, Armi, Armiida, Meida, Miida (Estonia)
Armi, Ronja (Finland)
Véronique (France)
Andreas, Jenny, Veronika (Germany)
Asimakis, Asimina, Malamati, Simeon, Stamatia, Stamatis (Greece)
Csenge, Ráhel (Hungary)
Biago, Gilberto (Italy)
Daila, Veronika (Latvia)
Andrius, Arvilė, Gustas, Joana, Vydmantas (Lithuania)
Vera, Veronika (Norway)
Andrzej, Gilbert, Jan, Joanna, Józef, Mariusz, Weronika, Witosława (Poland)
Isidor (Romania)
Anastasia (Russia)
Veronika (Slovakia)
Gilberto, Juan, Juana (Spain)
Anselm, Ansgar (Sweden)
Byron, Gilbert, Gilberta, Gilberto, Gilmer (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 35 of 2024; 331 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 7 of week 5 of 2024
Celtic Tree Calendar: Luis (Rowan) [Day 15 of 28]
Chinese: Month 12 (Yi-Chou), Day 25 (Wu-Xu)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 25 Shevat 5784
Islamic: 24 Rajab 1445
J Cal: 5 Grey; Fryday [5 of 30]
Julian: 22 January 2024
Moon: 33%: Waning Crescent
Positivist: 7 Homer (2nd Month) [Aeschylus)
Runic Half Month: Elhaz (Elk) [Day 11 of 15]
Season: Winter (Day 46 of 89)
Zodiac: Capricorn (Day 14 of 28)
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brookstonalmanac · 1 year ago
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Holidays 2.4
Holidays
Across the Universe Day
Box Tree Day (French Republic)
Carl Rogers Day
Colour Supplement Day (UK)
Create-A-Vacuum Day
Day for Change (UN)
Day of the Armed Struggle (Angola)
Facebook Friends Day
Farmer’s Day (Taiwan)
First Sitting of the People’s Majils (Maldives)
Friends Day
General Thaddeus Kosciuszko Day (Poland)
International Day of Human Fraternity (UN)
International Unicorn Day
King Frost Day (London, before WWI)
Kosciusko Day (Poland)
Liberace Day
Lifeguard Day (Argentina)
Montgomery Convention Day
National Day of Courage
National Hemp Day
National Israel Day
National Quacker Day
National Wicker Day
Obscurity Day
Philippine-AmericanWar Memorial Day (Philippines)
Port Arthur Day
Rissun (Japan)
Rosa Parks Day (California, Missouri) [also 12.1]
Semen Den (Seeds Day; Bulgaria)
Special Working Day (China)
Spoiled Cats’ Day
Thank A Mailperson Day
Torture Abolition Day
Transit Equity Day
USO Day
Willie Mays Day
World Cancer Day
Zombie Pride Day
Food & Drink Celebrations
Homemade Soup Day
Medjool Date Day
National Stuffed Mushroom Day
Pork Rind Appreciation Day
1st Sunday in February
Areté Day (Southwestern Cross-Quarter; Aretéanism) [1st Sunday]
British Yorkshire Pudding Day [1st Sunday]
Dump Your Significant Jerk Day [1st Sunday]
Freelance Writers Appreciation Week begins [1st Sunday]
Homstrom (Burning of the Straw Man; Switzerland) [1st Sunday]
India MS Day (India) [1st Sunday]
National Day of Prayer for the African American & African Family [1st Sunday]
National Girls and Women in Sports Day [1st Sunday]
New Martyrs and Confessors of the Russian Orthodox Church (Sunday nearest 2.7]
Scout Sunday [or Sunday before 2.8]
St. Ives’ Feast (Cornwall, UK) [Sunday nearest February 3]
World Cepelinai Day [1st Sunday]
Independence & Related Days
Celebration of the Beginning of the Struggle for Liberation (Angola)
Liberation Day (Angola)
Sri Lanka (from UK, 1948)
Festivals Beginning February 4, 2024
Grammy Awards (Los Angeles, California)
Lowcountry Oyster Festival (Mt. Pleasant, South Carolina)
The New York Best Wings Festival (Smithtown, New York)
Sapporo Snow Festival (Sapporo, Japan) [thru 2.11]
Wine Classic (Los Angeles, California)
Feast Days
Aeschylus (Positivist; Saint)
Amaterasu’s Day (Pagan)
Andrew Corsini (Christian; Saint)
Annoy the Neighbors Day (Pastafarian)
Beith Day (a..k.a. Birch Day; Celtic Book of Days)
Biezputras Diena (Porridge Day; Ancient Latvia) [or Sun before Feb 23]
Cornelius the Centurion (Anglican Church; Saint)
Day of the Fart of Abu Hassan (Church of the SubGenius) 
Emperor Norton (Humanism)
Fernand Léger (Artology)
Gilbert of Sempringham (Christian; Saint)
Isidore of Pelusium (Christian; Saint)
Jane (or Joan, Queen of France; Christian; Saint)
John de Britto (Christian; Saint)
Joseph of Leonissa (Christian; Saint)
Gilbert (Christian; Saint)
Goldrofe of Arganil (Christian; Saint)
Gumby (Animism; Saint)
Home Cleansing Ritual Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)
Louis Eilshemius (Artology)
Medan (Christian; Saint)
Nicholas Studites (Christian; Saint)
Phileas and Philoromus (Christian; Martyrs)
Rabanus Maurus (Christian; Saint)
Rembertof Torhout (Christian; Saint)
Rimbert (Archbishop of Bremen;  Christian; Saint)
Robert Coover (Writerism)
The State of Indiana (Muppetism)
Theophilus the Penitent (Christian; Saint)
Veronica (Christian; Saint)
Zeus Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint) 
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Dismal Day (Unlucky or Evil Day; Medieval Europe; 3 of 24)
Egyptian Day (Dies Mala Unlucky Day; Middle Ages Europe) [3 of 24]
Fatal Day (Pagan) [4 of 24]
Lucky Day (Philippines) [8 of 71]
Shakku (赤口 Japan) [Bad luck all day, except at noon.]
Premieres
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (Film; 1994)
Across the Universe, recorded by The Beatles (Song; 1968)
The Atrocity Exhibition, by J.G. Ballard (Novel; 1970)
Bennie and the Jets, by Elton John (Song; 1974)
Candle in the Wind, by Elton John (Song; 1974)
The Cloverfield Paradox (Film; 2018)
The Devil’s Tower (Animated TV Show;Jonny Quest #21; 1965)
Dick Tracy (Radio Series; 1934)
Dizzy Dishes (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1955)
End of the Century, by The Ramones (Album; 1980)
Facebook (Social Media App; 2004)
Fresh Off the Boat (TV Series; 2015)
Hen Fruit (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Cartoon; 1929)
Hep Cat Symphony (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1949)
His Day Off (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1938)
The Human Comedy, buy William Saroyan (Novel; 1943)
Justice League: War (WB Animated Film; 2014)
The Last Juror, by John Grisham (Novel; 2004)
The Last of the Mohicans (Novel; 1826)
Magic Strength (Phantasies Cartoon; 1944)
Moonfall (Film; 2022)
Naked (Film; 1994)
19th Nervous Breakdown, by The Rolling Stones (Song; 1966)
One Step Ahead of My Shadow (WB MM Cartoon; 1933)
On the Avenue (Film; 1937)
Our Town, by Thornton Wilder (Play; 1938)
Patton (Film; 1970)
Piano Concerto in E Major, by Reynaldo Hahn (Piano Concerto; 1931)
Reacher (TV Series; 2022)
Rumours, by Fleetwood Mac (Album; 1977)
Señor Saint, by Leslie Charteris (Short Stories 1958) [Saint #34]
A Study in Brown, by Glen Gray and His Casa Loma Orchestra (Song; 1937)
Two Days to Doom or The Last Weekend (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S5, Ep. 253; 1964)
Two Moose is Loose or Which One Has the Phoney? (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S5, Ep. 254; 1964)
The Ugly Dachshund (Film; 1966)
Videodrome (Film; 1983)
The Wedding Date (Film; 2005)
White Christmas, recorded by The Drifters (Song; 1954)
Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree (Disney Cartoon; 1966)
Zeno's Conscience, by Italo Svevo (Novel; 1923)
Today’s Name Days
Andreas, Rabanus, Veronika (Austria)
Andrija, Ivan, Izidor, Veronika (Croatia)
Jarmila (Czech Republic)
Veronica (Denmark)
Arma, Armi, Armiida, Meida, Miida (Estonia)
Armi, Ronja (Finland)
Véronique (France)
Andreas, Jenny, Veronika (Germany)
Asimakis, Asimina, Malamati, Simeon, Stamatia, Stamatis (Greece)
Csenge, Ráhel (Hungary)
Biago, Gilberto (Italy)
Daila, Veronika (Latvia)
Andrius, Arvilė, Gustas, Joana, Vydmantas (Lithuania)
Vera, Veronika (Norway)
Andrzej, Gilbert, Jan, Joanna, Józef, Mariusz, Weronika, Witosława (Poland)
Isidor (Romania)
Anastasia (Russia)
Veronika (Slovakia)
Gilberto, Juan, Juana (Spain)
Anselm, Ansgar (Sweden)
Byron, Gilbert, Gilberta, Gilberto, Gilmer (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 35 of 2024; 331 days remaining in the year
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littleharpethcrossfit · 1 year ago
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Thanksgiving Thursday, 23 November.
Class begins at 8 AM
It was a chilly but very sunny Thanksgiving morning.
Warmup
3 Rounds
1 Minute Banded Shoulder Stretch's
10 PVC Dislocates
5 Naked Barbell Power Snatch's
Not many were interested in doing the warmup. Larry led us in our traditional mobility exercises, but participation in the prescribed warmup listed above was minimal.
Strength
Power Snatch
2 Reps Every 2 Minutes For 5 Sets
Touch & Go
Increase Weight If Successful
Decrease Weight If Failure
Larry/Armando/Amato=135 Robert=125 Ed=115 Smoothie/Nathan=105 Kati G/Chip=85 Coach/Kayla/Kati W=75 Cherrita/Katie P=65 Linda/Rodney=55 Amos & Dad=12 kg Aiden/Angel/Warren A/Big Lew/Winnie/and a few others=PJ
WOD
12 Minute AMRAP
For Rounds and Fractions
12 / 9 Calories Any ERG
40 Foot Farmer's Walk (70/53/35) (2 KB or DB)
10 Hand-To-Hand Russian KettleBell Swings (70/53/35)
40 Foot SandBag Bear Hug (100 / 50)
Ed and Amato did a 20 minute AMRAP but only posted the 12.
Nathan/Kati G=6 1/2 Cherrita/Katie P/Kati W=6 1/4 Robert/Larry/Ed/Armando/Kayla/Chip=6 Smoothie=5 3/4 Rodney/Amato=5 1/4 Coach/Linda=5 Amos & Dad=4 1/4 Aiden/Angel/Warren A/Big Lew/Winnie and others=PJ
Extra Credit
Run / Jog / Walk Arboretum LOOP
Do 25 Inclined Pushups On Each Grey Bench (5)
The Gregory clan and the other two Katie (Kati)'s did this and maybe Warren A and Amato.
Notes:
Robert replaced the monitor on Rower #4 without being asked. Chipmunks had packed birdseed into the old monitor (much to Timmy The Cruel's delight) and caused it to short out or something seedy. Timmy was assigned to fix the monitor but since Robert beat him to it Timmy will volunteer to remove and replace all of our Party Lights. Brother Ed will likely help him. There are 200 feet of new Party Lights arriving soon. I'm hoping that this footage will suffice to go around the picnic table AND the shed part of the Barn.
The number and variety of athletes who show up at LHCF on major holidays has always surprised me. There were over 25 here for an 0800 Thanksgiving party.
Rodney reminded us that today was the anniversary of that fateful day when we loudly sang the Happy Birthday song for Rodney, bringing a red-faced-hung-over neighbor screaming at us over the Arboretum fence. There followed a few years of visits by City Commissioners, a few visits by Brentwoods' Men In Blue, some Attorneys for several parties, and even 2 different audio engineers with decibel meters recording our noise. And then there were subpoenas, depositions, an out-of-court settlement, a sale of property, and finally a new, more tolerant neighbor. All because of Rodney and he didn't even remember what birthday that was.
Saturday at 0730 and at 0930.
I will not be here for the 0930, so you will enjoy the bonus of better coaching.
I promise that the workout is more traditionally CrossFit than today's.
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mad3jokes · 1 year ago
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hub2jokes · 1 year ago
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nickgerlich · 1 year ago
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Turn, Turn, Turn
I often go to the biblical well to find inspiration and pithy quotes. No, I don’t do this to promote a specific religion. It’s just that it is a fount of knowledge, the wisdom of the ages. While there are certainly other examples of Holy Writ, it is a source with which many are familiar regardless of belief.
One of my favorite aphorisms goes as follows: What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. (Ecclesiastes 1:9) So impactful is this book that just a couple of chapters later, Pete Seeger found inspiration to write the classic song, Turn, Turn, Turn.
While scholars debate who wrote this book, let us not lose sight of the forest for the trees. Basically, what the writer is telling us is that, even more than two millennia ago, folks had realized that what goes around, comes around. And you thought our generation was the smartest one yet.
In marketing, we see this made manifest in the Wheel of Retailing theory, which posits that a revolution occurs with the arrival of a disruptor who does things differently, but as time passes, the disruptor starts adding back little things that, after time, begin to resemble that which it sought to replace. You go full circle.
George Orwell recognized this timeless truth in his allegorical novella Animal Farm, a fable in which the animals take over the farm. But over time, the pigs emerge as the ruling class, and before you know it, are wearing the farmer’s clothes, drinking his alcohol, and walking upright. In effect, they have become the farmer. Orwell, of course, was writing in shrouded terms about the Russian Revolution, but his point was not lost.
Today, we see this truth playing out in the streaming wars. The goal of streaming was to cut the cord and distance ourselves from all semblance of regular broadcast or cable television. It’s just that things are starting to look a lot like that which we left behind.
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To wit: Amazon just announced it will start inserting ads in Prime Video starting next year. Following the lead of Hulu, they join Netflix, Disney+. Paramount+, Peacock, and Max, each of whom have stirred in ads in recent months. Their rationale is that it allows for tiered pricing, ostensibly making it more affordable to subscribe. In return for a cheaper price, we have to endure the ads.
Hey, at least Hulu has an ad timer on the top-right of the screen, so you know how long you’ve got to run to the bathroom and grab a snack.
Meanwhile, our streaming experience brings us right back to where we started. If you want to go ad-free, you’ll have to pony up even more money. So much for savings, right? Now that the screenwriters and production companies have settled their strike, I suspect we’ll see even higher fares in the future, and that will be even more true once the actors agree to a contract.
All of which means we will be back to our regular devices, which include muting the volume during the adverts, or leaving the room. Ad revenue was simply too good to turn down for the streamers as well, because the advertisers had to find a way to adapt. Since we weren’t watching TV the old way, they had money to redirect.
They found us.
The writer of Ecclesiastes was one smart person. It is hard to imagine biblical times having had the wherewithal to notice how things often do come back around. After all, they had no technology as we know it, were limited in geographical scope, and had no benefits of science. Yet here we are, and there they were.
Think about that the next time you tune in to your favorite streaming service. It was a nice walk around the block, and even though we thought we were part of a revolution, it turns out nothing really changed.
Dr “There Is A Season” Gerlich
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tombeane-blog · 1 year ago
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The Writer's Strike - Part Two
"As the present now will later be past The order is rapidly fadin’ And the first one now will later be last For the times they are a-changin" 
Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A-Changin’
People today go to the local Saturday Market and happily pay much higher prices for homemade jams, fresh farm eggs and organically grown vegetables - all from local craft farmers.
150 years ago, this was the way many non-farmers got their food.
How many little local farms would you need scattered in and around New York City to make this work today?   
How about Chicago, San Francisco, Miami and El Paso(tumbleweed farms)?
What's that word?  Oh yeah, PROGRESS.
Generations of farmers lost their farms and their livelihoods.  There was no national outcry because no one even noticed - it was a slow train coming.  And the food was good, cheap and convenient.
Seemingly overnight the whole of America changed from an agricultural to an industrial based economy.
It was the same with horse drawn buggies and buggy whips.  It took a lot of highly skilled artisans to make fancy buggies and quality whips.  Mostly gone now.  Buggy and wagon makers moved into the auto industry.  Our grand parent's dogs probably ate all those horses.  
Unfortunately, the whip makers mostly just got screwed.
Maybe they should have unionized in 1910 and walked off the job to demand their trade be protected.  They had some power at that time.   
If they had, each and every car sold today would have a buggy whip in the trunk - mandated by the Federal Trade Commission.  
They do still make buggies and buggy whips - but they probably sell most of them to the Amish.  
Listen to most of today's pop music.  Many of the instruments and especially the rhythms and drums are computer produced.  Often even the singer's not-so-great vocals are auto-tuned by a computer. 
Stage Production and Pyrothechnics are what sells out many arenas, not musicians.  And often the audience watches their favorite singer lip syncing.
Studio musicians are being rapidly replaced by computer laptops and hi tech music generating systems.
Many years ago the Beatles stopped touring because most of their music could no longer be created live. The irony is that they could do it today thanks to computer technology.
Movies?  All the blockbuster movies are made with a bunch of actors running around in front of a green screen and all the death and destruction(which sells out theaters) - 
is made with computer graphics - much of which is supported by A.I.  
News Organizations?  More and more of the articles are written by Artificial Intelligence.
Deepcake (AI-powered content optimization web platform) recently took 34,000 images of Bruce Willis to create a Digital Twin to use in advertisements for a Russian Telecom company.
The BBC announced the production of a new Sci-Fi movie "Back To Eden" featuring James Dean - who died in 1955.
This will increase over time - 'cause it's all about the money.  Whoever owns the rights to Elvis's digital self will make ludicrous amounts of money on new Elvis songs and movies.  
A hundred and fifty years from now the blockbuster movie "Fast and Furious XXIIVII - Uranus Drift" starring James Dean and Marilyn Monroe (screenplay by William Shakespeare) will be directly streamed into our hybrid brains via a Google implant using 100% computer produced content via Artificial Intelligence - untouched by human brains.
OK, maybe instead you will be old school and pick up your they/them/unicorn BFF and space walk on down to that little coffee house with the ancient flat screen that is showing an independent film proudly advertised as, "WRITTEN, DIRECTED AND FILMED IN A REAL LOCATION AND ACTED BY REAL HUMAN BEINGS AND NOT EVEN THOSE (You can't tell the difference) HUMANOID/ANDROID/HYBRIDS!"
Those 'real' movies filmed in 35mm will still be there for you to enjoy. There will always be a retro/craft market. Just like Saturday Markets today.  Maybe you can grab a bag of real popcorn costing 53 credits and not that synthetic computer printed popcorn costing 19 credits over at the sold out A.I. Cinamax.
But most of humanity will love their Google brain implants and will prefer to watch Dean and Monroe in hundreds of movies - always just as cool and beautiful as ever.
When the coal miners voiced their fear of losing their livelihoods, Presidential Candidate Byden offered some advice: "Learn to code".  
This is even better advice for the writers since they already know how to type.
I feel for them....  I really do.... No wait....I don't.  
They are the ones that have been pushing all the meaningless sex, genderbends, drugs, wokeness, America Hate and group think on us.  
That's a big enough reason to feel nothing for the Hollywood special people demanding future job guarantees.  
If you are one of those that do feel sympathy well, bless your heart. 
But you know deep down you you can never stop progress, you can only delay it.
To misquote the scientist Michio Kaku when asked what should humans do hundreds of years in the future when A.I., running on Quantum Computers, far exceeds human capability and we are, in all probability facing extinction?
He replied with a smile, "Join them."
So one big uncaring yawn for the writers and Hollywood elites.
Well, except for those who were working on Season 2 of The Terminal List.  
"Get those guys back on the job - STAT!"
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cyberbenb · 1 year ago
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Russian Deportations: the Old New Crime
Currently, 2.8 million Ukrainians have been deported. Due to the deportation of Ukrainian children, the International Criminal Court issued arrest warrants for Russian President Vladimir Putin and Russian Federation Commissioner for the Rights of Children M. Lvova-Belova in March 2023.
Can we claim, however, that this is a new tool Russia uses? UkraineWorld spoke with Vladyslav Havrylov, a historian, researcher, and writer at the Where Are Our People project and a research fellow at Georgetown University's Collaborative on Global Children's Issues.
Deportations of Ukrainians by Russians aren’t a new phenomenon. It dates back from the Soviet era and what is happening today is, in fact, a tracing of the crimes committed by the Soviet authorities.
It is widely documented that, during the Soviet era, about 6 million people were deported, including ethnic Ukrainians, Germans, Poles, Bulgarians, Crimean Tatars, and other nationalities.
In the case of Ukrainians, their deportations occurred in several waves. The initial two waves, spanning from 1930 to 1931, formed a significant aspect of the Soviet regime’s "dekulakization" drive (which included the expropriation, eviction, and deportation of numerous agrarian households).
These measures were primarily directed towards farmers. Ukrainians' reluctance to participate in collective farming initiatives, combined with their desire to retain individual landholdings, resulted in fervent opposition, including armed resistance. Consequently, the Soviet authorities executed large-scale deportations to crush this uprising.
Over 200,000 people were deported during that time period. They were transported to Russian Siberia, to the cities of Irkutsk and Tomsk, where life was close to what some claimed as hell.
In 1939-1941, the next four waves swept across Western Ukraine. 89,062 people were deported in the first wave, including Ukrainians and Poles. The following included approximately 30,000 more people who were sent to Kazakhstan. And the last two - each with over 80,000 people.
After the end of WWII, in 1947, the operation "West" was launched against people who supported the Ukrainian national movement and the resistance movement against Nazi occupation. As part of it, 78,000-80,000 people were deported.
In the places of deportation, attempts to “Sovietize” people, to re-educate them, also known as brainwashing, were taken. This 're-education' actually signified the "Russification" of a Soviet type.
Today, we are witnessing yet another wave of mass deportations of Ukrainians, occurring in territories occupied by Russians.
According to the Commissioner for Human Rights of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine, Dmytro Lubinets, around 2.8 million Ukrainians have already been deported, with UN data supporting these figures. However, some sources claim the true figure is closer to 4-4.5 million people.
As in the Soviet era, Russians are once again attempting to erase Ukrainians' national consciousness, identity, and independence.
Deportations of Ukrainian children are a tragedy in and of themselves.
Currently, 20,000 deported Ukrainian children have been identified. However, if we were to talk about the real number of abducted children, then this figure is in the hundreds of thousands.
Under their deportation, Ukrainian children are forcibly militarized and Russified, in particular with the assistance of Yunarmy (a Russian children's military-patriotic military organization).
The precedent of deportations of children was also a common theme during the USSR, with several waves of deportations in 1941 and 1949 in the Baltic States.
Experts from Estonia and Latvia spoke about the memories of eyewitnesses. Efforts were made in Siberia's so-called special settlements to Russify ethnic Estonians and Latvians.
Attempts were also made to brainwash them by spreading a false narrative about “Nazis”. They were also forbidden from singing national songs.
This mirrors the exact approach the Russians are carrying out in the present day, with those Ukrainian children who have been deported are subjected to an unapologetic amount of Russian propaganda.
Not only must we ensure the return of our Ukrainian citizens, but those responsible for these crimes must also be brought to justice. Sanctions must be continued and intensified at the very least on those involved in deportations.
Thus, we together with colleagues from the Independent Diplomats, Heroyam Slava projects, Where are Our People project by the PR Army, Razom for Ukraine, and Ms. Jaanika Merilo and Kateryna Pavlevich submitted persons for inclusion in the US and EU sanctions lists. So far, we have succeeded in imposing EU sanctions on ten people and US sanctions on eight.
Punishing criminals is necessary to ensure that such evildoings are never repeated. The Soviet authorities got away with it, and now Ukraine is face to face with this unpunished evil of the past. Unpunished crime only breeds another.
The war continues, as do the deportations, but every effort must be made to keep the Ukrainian people from being illegally deported.
ANASTASIIA HERASYMCHUK, ANALYST AND JOURNALIST AT UKRAINEWORLD
Vladyslav Havrylov, a historian, researcher, and writer at Where Are Our People and a research fellow at Georgetown University's Collaborative on Global Children's Issues.
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