#Ruby seven

[eldritcheyecryptid]

I desperately need the Ruby 7 to be the most hideous and silliest car in space. These are a few ways I’ve pictured that car:

I take no criticisms, as these are all canon.

[mustard-anon]

BEHOLD!

Ruby plushie!

[brisingr-sword]

im crying over some of the ruby’s “happy place” being getting positive affirmations from the aurinko crime family

[planetstyx]

It’s nice to see my physical art style slowly transform into a digital form…

“Hello Juno… it’s been awhile.”

[svenka-the-meme-lord]

Made a little shapeshifting animation while trying to figure out my design for the Ruby 7 (post coming soon (probably)). So in the meantime, enjoy a blobby friend

[chiefxthegreat]

We have received reports of an unknown object flying across Mars in a seemingly random path. The object appears to be self identifying as “Iron Steel.” More coverage later.

*Cue Juno screaming like a maniac while encased in the Ruby goop suit*

[muscari-melpomene]

Something something, Juno having to learn to help himself before he can genuinely commit to helping others, Juno learning to allow himself to be sentimental but not hold on too tightly anyway, Juno being able to let go of his crime family so they can grow but knowing that doesn't mean he has to leave them in the past, Juno finally allowing himself to go after what he wants, something something his personal emotional growth is amazing and I'm so proud of him, something something wait is Rita not human,

[swordbreakerz]

It read about legs and looked up videos explaining how humans moved. The electric chase through nerves to muscles, the pull and stretch, the delicate hinges of powerful bone.

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@penumbrabang the second! I had the privilege of working on Nothing Evergreen but Change by @cartograffiti, and had an absolute blast getting as weird as possible. Their fic is an excellent Ruby 7 character study and I implore everyone to check it out because it made me feel like goo

[loadsofcats]

In a Wild West/Cowboy AU, Ruby 7 is that horse that somehow shows up in the most inopportune of places. You leave it for a while and when you turn around, it’s on a tree. How

[carmillatism]

they're my type of autism

bonus points if they start caring for people either platonically or romantically

[eldritcheyecryptid]

The season 3 finale of Junoverse had me in tears—both because of the ending and the mental image of the Ruby 7 shape shifting Autobot style in the airlock

[secretlyhuntokar]

Penumbra podcast Junoverse headcanons

(under cut because there are a Lot) ((Also spoiler warning up to Thief's Honour pt 2))

- Juno leaves notes in his and Nureyev's room on the Carte Blanche if he gets up before him so Nureyev doesn't worry he left again

- One of the main reasons Nureyev is scared of aging is because he's already lived a full hallucinated life and doesn't want to waste any second of his real one

- Juno wears a trenchcoat because Rita was really into old Earth noir detective streams when they first met and she bought a trenchcoat for him. And it was the first gift someone had bought for him in years.

- Juno still wears that trenchcoat to this day

- Nureyev once bought/stole Juno a new trenchcoat and while Juno thought it was a really nice trenchcoat and a sweet gesture, he never wore it because its not the one Rita got him

- Nureyev likes to see how many of Vespa's knives he can steal before she notices and yells/threatens him for them back

- Vespa taught Buddy how to play Rangian Street Poker

- The Ruby Seven is green because wherever it's from, Ruby is their word for green

- Rangian Street Poker varies very slightly across Outer Rim planets, and even more so on the Solar planets

- New Kinshasa's version of Rangian Street Poker is the most similar to the Solar version out of all the Outer Rim Variations

- Nureyev and Rita make each other jewelry. Rita hands the jewelry she makes to Nureyev directly, while Nureyev sneaks what he makes under Rita's door at night, or leaves it on her seat for her to find in the morning

- Rita is from the Cerberus Province or someplace similar to it. Or she spent a lot of time sneaking out to the Martian sewers while growing up and befriended the Martian sewer rabbits

- Jet didn't know how to wash his hair properly and one time it got especially greasy after changing the Ruby's oil or something, so Rita showed him how to clean it properly. Since then they try to have a 'spa day' sort of thing once a week

- The Mechanisms are somewhere Out There in Junoverse

- Buddy Aurinko has met the Mechanisms, and Vespa has not. She is definitely not jealous about that. Nuh uh.

- Buddy is naturally taller than Nureyev but she does not know this because Nureyev is always wearing heels that make him appear an inch taller than her. No matter what shoes she herself chooses to wear that day.

- Nureyev kept the handcuffs from the Murderous Mask ep

- The entire Carte Blanche has matching friendship bracelets that they made together (suggested by Rita and organised by Buddy). The Ruby Seven's bracelet was made by Jet and is tied around its steering wheel. Nureyev also made it one later on, which he hid under one of the seats.

- Juno has 10 eyepatches he frequently wears and they are all identical.

- Juno and Slip would've loved each other if they had the chance to meet properly. Platonically or romantically it doesn't matter. Either way, they would pretend to be jealous of each other around Nureyev for a while, until one day Nureyev catches them watching a shitty stream together, making fun of the bad writing.

- Slip didn't want to be revived

- Slip was sometimes conscious enough to hear everything that happened around him

- Slip calls Nureyev "Petya" either because that's the Brahman pronunciation of it or because he misheard the first time they met and it stuck as a nickname

- If Petya is the Brahman pronunciation of Peter, then Mag was the one who changed his name to "Peter" so it "sounded more Solar"

- Buddy and Vespa dye their hair together

- One time they were real tired while dying their hair, and accidentally switched the colours around. For a few months Buddy had green hair and Vespa had red hair. Vespa has a photo of her and Buddy with swapped hair colours as her comms homescreen

- Juno used to think diamonds were beautiful, and now can't stand the sight of them

- Ben would teach Juno to dance (I think this one is canon? Juno's "I had a good teacher" line in Man in Glass makes me think so? And it might've been brought up in other episodes too)

- Juno couldn't bear to do any sort of dance for years after Ben died

- Juno tried to keep the dahlias and roses Nureyev got him for his birthday alive for as long as possible, but they probably wilted either during the THEIA stuff or soon after he left Hyperion city. They still sit in his office though, and he has a photo of them from before they wilted that he looks at sometimes

- Buddy sometimes does her makeup in a green that matches Vespa's hair. Vespa does the same, but in red

- Nureyev used to not have a favourite colour, but it became gold after Man in Glass

[svenka-the-meme-lord]

May i offer a nice Ruby for the soul?

[no-romance-for-me-please]

BECUZ HE SMELLS NICE OML

juno steel is motherfucker unlimited to me. this lady keeps getting a new brain buddy every season and it drives me balls to the walls insane. somewhere in his already destroyed liver and miraculously intact gray matter he probably has 1) martian psychic med remnants 2) excess nanobullshit from the THEIA 3) curemother prime bits and 4) whatever the fuck Ruby is. it’s like the thunderdome in there. forget the podcast audience, he has a peanut gallery all to himself. jesus take the wheel? give in to the THEIA soul? nah bro, there’s four backseat drivers, one of which is a car, and they’re all fighting over the wheel while juno fucking steel careens right back to the same guy because he smells nice. peak podcast character right there.

[artbyfuji]

btw. the piercings...

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

No detailed graphics because I am both sick and busy. Idea came from tags by @dokidyke. Sorry if anyone finds the concept of this poll gross, I've only listened to half of one of these, and none of the other, and don't know what "semi-sentient" fully entails in either case. In general I operate by the Harkness Test for polls about how sexy a character is, and if someone makes an argument that one of these characters doesn't pass the test I'll delete the poll.