#Rottmntrp

[sherlock-c0rn]

NOWAY is that APRIL O'NEIL

HOLY SHIT NO WAY IT'S RAPHAEL!!!

[junior-beans]

I went with leo to the doctor and Leo, with a straight fucking face tells the doctor; "Bro I'd buss it down for an alien anyday"

The balls on this man is astounding. (There is context but its so much funier without it)

[weebpolecat]

"𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘯 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘸𝘯 𝘞𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘖𝘣𝘪-𝘞𝘢𝘯?" #ROTTMNTRP #TMNTRP #MVOC

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[paracopter]

If anyone wants to rp turtlecest, please Dm me. Be as least semi lit and be 18 or over.

I will be roleplaying as Donnie. I ship Mikey/Donnie, Leonardo/Donnie, or raph/Donnie

Although Leo/Donnie is my favorite.

[junior-beans]

If I shit myself will the demons go away

[junior-beans]

Ok so like- me and the others were working on a project and Leo insinuated it looked vaguely semen like and raph, with a straight face, deadpan to him and goes," it's not cum it's fucking gorilla glue."

And later during this same group project donnie and Leo are fighting and raph turns and looks at me and goes;"this is how ibs starts" and as raph says this,

Leo yells at the top of his lungs; "I don't wanna join the military, they're gay"

And then silence.

Pure and utter silence.

Turns out donnie threatened Leo by saying he was gonna sign him up for the military.

The real kicker is Leo is fucking gay.

[junior-beans]

Me and the others went to a walmart equivalent at the down under and mikey was insistent on getting these bath salts, and when raph tried to take them a mini dissagreement insued and then mikey just goes: "you cunt i just want my Anna and Elsa bath salts while I get asphyxiated!"

I think now would be a amazing time to preface that mikey cursed significantly more than any of the others. Even worse than leo. We all unanimously blame raph. Why? I don't know don't ask me.

[junior-beans]

I walked into the kitchen and mikey was eating fruit and then goes;"It's just busting with juicy goodness" and starts giggling and so does Leo and then raph smacks the both of them on the back of the head

[junior-beans]

What is the most horrifying thing you have seen in New York?

the first thing I'm going to say is more odd than horrifying, but there's this homeless guy called 'tweeker tony' (I don't know how he got his name, but he even calls himself that so I'm going with it)

he's done some notable things, like taking an old twig from Central Park and trying to use it as a snake charming flute to orchestrate a gang of rats to do his bidding.

The first time I encountered him, he was sitting in the alleyway I had come into from the sewer and I didn't know he was there and he flung himself at me and started calling me the "sewer Jesus" and started an urban legend about me saying that I'm the deity of rats and will one day rain Hellfire upon New York with my Army of mice and rats and I don't really understand it? but you do you I guess.

Whats truly terrifying is VR. Mikey and Leo had me play it, and at first it was super trippy when they had me play mine craft, but then the put in another game, and didnt tell me what it was,, and it was fucking scarier than shit man. i refuse to do VR after that. They had m. Play the exorsist and i was in tears. I may be a war vet, or smth, but I am a major wuss when it comes to scary shit.

This. They had me play this and I'd rather deal with you-know-what again before playing this shit again.

[junior-beans]

FUCKING HELP ME I ATE 8 CHOCOLATE FIBER BARS AND MY STOMACHE IS EXPANDIND AND ISTG SATAN IS TRYING TO RIP HIS WAY OUT MY ASS

[junior-beans]

hehe *tickle tickle*

i have your ip address (/hj, it's Donnie that has it)(I'd rather die than whatever the FUCK type torture is a damn tickle)

[junior-beans]

im going to braid your hair P.s. The sharks stole Leos peen 😭💔 -Anon

So theres actually a story as to how this came about!

Me, Leo and Donnie were chilling together at like, 3am and playing Mario kart, and Don and Leo were tied, and Donnie as a last ditch attempt, blurts out;"sharks have 2 penises"

It was supposed to startle leo, but nay. It did not. Without missing a beat, fucker replies;"that's fucked up, I had to buy the 3 I have for 40 dollars a a pop!"

And that day, not only did I find out sharks have 2 penises, also also found out how loud donnie screams when he looses Mario kart.

Leo also just has been using that fact everything he gets shit on for being Trans lmfao

Also thanks for braiding my hair April's to busy to

[junior-beans]

I didn't expect you to be the funniest guy I've seen on my dash

I am quite silly the trauma does that to you (thank you)