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I can make GK sooooooo much sadder than it has to be.
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#Gotham knights#Ronny’s cat tofu#shut in the fuck up ron#the timeline GK has given us that aligns with things that HAVE to happen in every universe is great#Jack Drake’s canonically alive in GK…#Bruce is not…#which mean a list of things are gonna happen without Bruce being there…#like a) Jack horrifically finds out his kid’s robin and more than likely is gonna pull a gun out on Dick which is…admittedly kinda funny—#but b) Identity Crisis…is Gonna end up happening with one of the other knights rather than Bruce…#so…one of these guys are gonna have to witness the absolutely heartbreaking scene of Tim frantically trying to “save” his father while near#hysterics. they’re also gonna be there for his inevitable depressive episode AFTER Jack dies#now the weird thing about GK is that Kon’s in his t-Shirt Phase but they aren’t in the Teen Titans#it’s actually implied they’re still Young Justice…#so idk if he’s actually gonna die (we don’t know if infinite crisis is something that ends up happening because we got a Lazarus pit Jason)#but…there’s still a couple other things that are eventually gonna happen…#one less sad one that still is…angsty? is meeting Duke (I have an entire thingy for this actually. thoughts going cRAZY.)#and Cass which is just sad in general because now she’s gotta go through the rest of her training as a *bat* without her dad :( (I also made#and entire thingy for her as well.) but it’s okay because she has Babs. :)#however the subject of Stephanie… 😀😄😀#oh these poor kids. 😭#anyway GK can be 10x as heartbreaking when you realize that there are some things that are just…bound to happen…#haha!#imagine Jason getting stuck with Tim during identity crisis. oof.#or worse dick (this man is gonna have a break down FOR his baby brother).#Babs getting stuck with him for it might actually tear me apart. :((((
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A Comprehensive List of Bob Mortimer’s Cat Names
Someone made a search that you can check, but I decided to just put them all in one easy list for my own amusement. Remember, they’re just £8.00 p.a.!
Most recent cat names tweet: August 8th, 2019
Tony Caramel
Ron Paving
Clive Eloquence
Paul Workclothing
Gary Chapati
Ken Turmoil
Max Panscourer
Pat Twat (with a sibling; Pat and Ron Twat cannot be split)
Len Murder
Dave Bowl
Barbara Lighthouse (reappears later as Barbara’s Lighthouse)
Perry Similar
Kenny Carpets
Tracy Everywhere
Johnny Cointreau
Mark Pork
Todd Farty
Anton Saucepans
Muriel Breakthrough
Ronnie Pom-pom
John Pudding
Brad Shit
P.O. Box 6
Ken Tussle
15 Inch Ron
Dean Atlas
Aromatic Pat
Craig’s Anus
Mary Berry’s Crack Den
Duncan Sparkles
Low Tim
Madam Hats
Ali Ballbag Ltd. (reappears as Ali Ballbag without the Ltd. later)
Long Ron
Tepid Ken
Ruth Worksurface
Roxy Backwater
Duncan Cardoors
Sausage and Tits
Pat Stott
Donny Fortuna
Careful Tits
Bobby Resistance
Special Agent Parsley
Anton Crackpipe
Sargeant Walnuts (sp.)
Pete! Dave! Over Here!
Sausages and Laughter (x2)
Debbie Wilson
Ishram Canister
Jupiter Whistles
Shakira’s Cock
Babs Moonwater
Ricky Drinkingchocolate
Bitter n’ Tits
Cat McPatPiss
Pork Water
Funk Kurtain
Meal of Rice (x2)
Webcam Gary
Aldi Suitcases
Papa Halfords
Ocado Stungun
Tits McMillets
Threat Level Tesco
Agent Shitfarm
Mainly Sausages
Titted Biscuits
The Cable Guy
Frank Canons Cock
Twenty Posts
Flappy McSusan
Shitfarm Padlock
Pillau Nice
Django Untrained (x3)
Kenny Mousetits
Gas Board Shitstorm
Gary Plasters
Let It Go From Frozen
6 Miles to Debenhams
Ken Lump
Sarah Access
Don Partial
Cool Balls
Mick Moth
Flicks Puffins
Angela Ding-Dong
Pat McPuff
Whistles McFarmland
Roy Mincemeat
Kate Peppers (minimum 3 year lease)
Bus Pass Ron
Kitchen Shitstorm
Wendy Broadcast
Bert Onesie
Karen Pancake
King Ali Shitty Shotty
Steve Briefcase
Randy Pancake (a sibling of Karen?)
Shitfarm Sprinkler
Jane Coconuts Gun
Whistles McCrackling
Jim Equipment
Ron O’Congo
Mars Barr
Pat Shatty
Len Chestweasels
Humphrey Barcode
Shit Car
Gentle Kenneth
Rusty Seduction
Doctor Handrail
Dusty Handmusic
Quality Parsnips
Edith’s Tits
7 Hamburgers
Mike Drink
Napoli Rodriguez
Fish and Tits
Gary Whelks
Pat du Jour
Sandy Fingerings
Dusty Sequence
FriendlyToffeeBloke
Buttery Ken
Fox Leftovers (x2)
The Anus
Jackie Doritos
Harry Tits
Billy the Pigeon
Honestly Shitfaced
Darren Plunge
Ronnie California
Karen Cobblers
Geoffrey Fire
ITV One
Top Heavy Ken
Comfortable Derek
Patrick Cups
ITV One + 1
Passive Matthew
Keith’s Dick
Yusef Nightmares
Watery Ron
The Cake
The Evil Coin
Tanned Hand
Formally Bernard
50 Shits
Strongly Ron
Intelligence and Turnips
The Bomb Club
Zac Parliament
Gary Venue
Buttery Paul
Long Rodney
Papa Handwash
Ravioli Townsend
Cuba Big Tits Jr
Watery Bill
Slightly Tofu
Indian Suitcase
Ian’s Butter
Meal of Pickles
Floating Tiger Hidden Moorhen
Yousef Metabolism
BBC’s The Office
Alison Hedgefund
Christ in Flight
Remote Toby
Sensual Ken
Mr Shite
Swords and Cakes
Dons Crabs
Ken Wok
Todd Nightly
All The Meats
Gradual Henry
Problems and Co
Anal September
Turkey Disturbance
Presently Walnuts
Crackers McKnackers
Brian Harvey’s Xmas
Greetings O’Jesus
Nut 31
Anus of Snow
Wizard of Tits
Vegan Relative
Sprouts McStuffing
X-Factor Final
Greetings From Hull?
Lovely Sprouts
The Sack
Inspector Partridge
Aldi 5-Bird Roast
[there’s more in the photo but sadly they’re cropped]
Kissy Lipsauce
Lacey Bedspread
Tender Gary
Softy Pinkpowders
Strokey McPokey
Ronnie Omelettes
Gary from Admin
Lidl Wayne
Aldi Best
Cedric Latenights
Broccoli Highkicks
Sirius Cockhopper
Bubbles McParty
Mr. Several Businesses
Donny Romance
Ken Rope
Puff Stepdad
Well Done Deborah
Fire Hawk
Valerie Simpleton
The Plasterer
Gary Avenue
I <3 Lids
Slippery Wilf
Alan’s Mam’s Dentist
Pork n’ Pancakes
Ring of Mince
The Carpet Fitter
Burnt Shite
Sausages and Makeup
Seeping Turkey Hidden Baubles
Donny Chestnuts
Paul Pogba’s Sat Nav
Terence Tinsel Jr.
Gifty McWhiffle
Jonny Fondling
Banana in Transit
The Gift of Barry
Chocolates Near Bottoms
Sentimental Craig
Not Now Raymond
The Many Chins of Derek O
Meet Me at Halfords
Brigadier Knickers
Rt. Hon. Nutty Shite
Russ Abbot’s Cape
Dave’s Hand Cream
Paul Blart Falafel Cop
Cupboard of Vests
Agnes Fags (cigarettes, not the slur)
German Ice
Liquorice Mick
The 8th Ron of Luton
That Bloke What Stinks
Ron’s Liquids
Hot Chilli Whistles
Pottery and Nonsense
The Very Long Bag
Dean Gaffney’s Cauldron
Lynn’s Windows
Chad Salad
Gustav Hosiery
Hans Downtrousers
Gerhardt Nightcreeper
Jean Paul BuggerAll
Atem Ben Chinstrap
Myfanwy Mindwallop
Carlos Whispers
H From Steppes
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