#Roni's Bar

[ronispadez]

IIIIIIIIMMMM GOING JNSANE !!!!!💜💜💜🫶

[radaverse]

I might be hiding and cooking something

Smile hd but it's Samurai Jack (PoM au)

Mai as an adult finally having enough of everything and going rabid is sorta a very likely possiblity isn't it

(these 27 seconds were harder to make than I expected)

Starring!:

Roni ( @tireddovahkiin )

Mai

Jack

[poisonappleeater]

still writing !! ill give u a hint in the tags

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

SPOILERS

Aslan: What nonsense, Vlad would never want to kill me!

Vlad: I know one thing~ Aslan would never want to kill me.

JFC this is practically a love confession; why must you do this to me Veronica!!

[zo1nkss]

UGH tumblr shut up about Runbelle! I hate Rumple, Belle doesn't respect herself, and their bullshit relationship is so toxic! No man deserves to knowingly and intentionally manipulate someone into being his LITERAL CAPTIVE that many times and is still redeemable! Just stop showing it to me 😭 I looked ONCE bc I haven't seen ouat in ages eill I ever escape?!?!?

[introvertedexhuastedpigeon]

swan queen + roni's bar

[fyonahmacnally]

#1 - Mike:

Her phone buzzes causing it to nearly vibrate off her nightstand and onto the floor. She catches it just in time and blearily stares at the bright screen to see who the fuck is calling her at midnight. Deep down, she knows it is likely one of two people. Her girlfriend or her best friend. Knowing Veronica and the number of times Lena has bitten her head off for late night booty calls, it’s likely the latter. Rubbing her eyes to help focus, she is proven correct. It’s Kara. If her best friend is calling this late, it can only mean one thing. 

“What has the jackass done this time?” Lena groggily croaks into the phone. “Do I need to hire someone to beat his ass?” She rolls over in bed, resting the phone on the pillow next to her as she puts it on speaker.

Soft sniffles drift into the silence before Kara’s tired voice can be heard. “He came home drunk again. This time he had lipstick on his face and his collar.” Muffled movement can be heard in the background as a door closes. “He’s passed out on the couch now since I refused to let him in the bedroom or our bed. Why do I keep putting up with his shit?”

Lena sighs, rolling over and placing her phone on her chest. “Because you love him. Same reason I have put up with Roni’s shit for so long. Either that or we are gluttons for misery and mistreatment.” A humorless laugh reverberates between them. “Do you want to come over? We can cuddle and commiserate in my comfy bed.”

A quiet sob escapes Kara’s throat on the other end of the line. “Y-Yeah. I’d like that. W-Where’s Veronica?”

“Who the fuck knows? We had a fight last night and I haven’t talked to her since.” Lena scoffs and shuffles out of bed to turn a lamp on in the living room. “Just use your key. I turned a light on for you and will be keeping the bed warm.”

They both chuckle and hang up. Lena crawls back in bed to wait for her best friend. 

#2 - Veronica:

A few weeks later, Kara is up late watching a movie. Mike is god knows where. The story this time is he’s out with some coworkers after their shift at the bar. She’s pretty sure he’s fucking the other bartender, Imra. She can’t prove it, but there’s too much circumstantial evidence for it not to be true. He has already been sleeping on the couch since the last incident and she’s getting incredibly close to kicking him out of her apartment. Not that he really lives there anyway, he just stays there most of the time.

A long sigh of irritation huffs out as her phone chimes with a text. She glances at the time on her cable box to see it’s almost one in the morning. Her chest twinges because she knows it’s likely Lena and that means Veronica is up to her bullshit again. Grabbing her phone from the coffee table, she taps the notification. She does her best not to laugh, but can’t hold back when she sees an angry emoji followed by a string of expletives. Instead of responding, she hits the call button.

“So she decided tonight would be a good time to give you unsolicited advice about your own career and let you know she won’t be attending the gala with you on Saturday?” Kara says, listening to her best friend growl with unbridled anger on the other end. “What did she think she was going to get in response? A hug? A thank you? Fuck, sometimes I think Veronica has the emotional intelligence of a shoestring.”

The last sentence makes Lena pause in her rant and a sudden burst of laughter comes across the line before it quiets again. “Oh Kara, thank you. I needed that. I can always count on you to make me laugh. To answer your question, I have no idea what she was expecting. It almost seems like she is trying to piss me off.” A slight pause and a door closing sounds across the line. “Sometimes I think she does shit like this simply because she likes makeup sex. Why in the hell do I put up with that woman?!”

“Maybe it’s some twisted way of punishing ourselves? Sometimes I think I somehow deserve it. I mean, I always forgive him. Is that giving him permission to keep doing it?” Kara sighs, rubbing her forehead in shared annoyance. “It’s been two years and nothing changes. It makes me wonder what the final straw will be.”

Read the rest on AO3. Link above.

[divergentmisfit-fandomsblog]

Fic Idea…

What if… in one of the earlier curses, their cursed personas had switched? So that Emma is Madam Mayor of Storybrooke, Henry searches for his birth mother Roni, & Roni had opened another bar in Boston. Henry brings Roni back to break the curse. Would you read it?

*** Edit as this is getting some interest on the X bird app, I’ve decided to go ahead and write a fic for it. ***

[vaperarmand]

wait omg in my beautiful rpf world lbf is het and veiws the Assad leg humping as a totally not gay thing that just happened but that reminded me of Tony ronis gay bar for straight men.. https://www.tumblr.com/thegaymertrainer/711334945758593024/if-you-come-in-you-dont-have-to-come-out?source=share <- this is lbf to me

YOU UNDERSTAND ME

[planesky]

“Ceasefire!”

Ok. Bring back the hostages.

Abraham Munder, 78.

Samer Fuad El-Talalka, 22.

Bilal Alziadna, 21.

Hamza Alziadna, 22.

Yosef Hamid Alziadna, 53.

Joshua Loitu Mollel, 21.

Sujith Nissanka, 48.

Chaim Peri, 79.

Yarden Roman Gat, 36.

Elad Katzir, 47.

Hannah Katzir, 77.

Oded Lifshitz, 83.

Amiram Cooper, 84.

Ronen Engle, 54.

Yuval Engle, 11.

Mika Engle, 18.

Carina Engle-Bert, 51.

Abigail Idan, 3.

Tamar Gutman, 27.

Channa Peri, 79.

Nadav Popplewell, 51.

Emilia Aloni, 5.

Daniel Aloni, 44.

Yuly Konio, 3.

Ema Konio, 3.

Sharon Aloni Konio, 34.

David Konio, 33.

Shlomi Ziv, 40.

Yahel Gani Shoham, 3.

Nave Shoham, 8.

Tal Shoham, 38.

Adi Shoham, 38.

Noam Avigdori, 12.

Sharon Avigdori, 52.

Shoshan Haran, 67.

Itzhk Elgarat, 68.

Alexander Dancyg, 75.

Inbar Haiman, 27.

Omer Shem Tov, 21.

Raz Ben Ami, 57.

Ilana Gritzewsky, 30.

Tsachi Idan, 51.

Elma Avraham, 84.

Or Levy, 33.

Guy Gilboa-Dalal, 22.

Gadi Moshe Mosez, 79.

Adina Moshe, 72.

Tamar Metzger, 78.

Yoram Metzger, 80.

Noa Marciano, 19.

Roni Krivoi, 25.

Tal Goldstein, 9.

Gal Goldstein, 11.

Agam Goldstein, 17.

Chen Almog-Goldstein, 48.

Daniel Gilboa, 19.

Eitan Yahalomi, 12.

Ovad Yahalomi, 49.

Ella Elyakim, 8.

Dafna Elyakim, 14.

Evyatar David, 26.

Raz Katz Asher, 4.

Avis Katz Asher, 2.

Doron Katz Asher, 34.

Efrat Katz, 68.

Alon Lulu Shamirz, 26.

Maya Regev, 21.

Itay Regev, 18.

Shani Louk, 22.

Omri Miran, 46.

Alon Ohel, 22.

Hersh Golden-Polin, 23.

Maya Leimberg, 17.

Gabriella Leimberg, 59.

Fernando Marman, 60.

Clara Marman, 63.

Bar Kuperstein, 21.

Noa Sharabi, 16.

Eli Sharabi, 55.

Four Angel, 18.

Yossi Sharabi, 53.

Moran Yanai, 40.

Adrienne ‘Aviva’ Siegel, 62.

Ron Sherman, 19.

Ditza Haiman, 84.

Elia Cohen, 26.

Elkana Bohbot, 24.

Agam Berger, 19.

Ohad Ben-Ami, 55.

Nick Beiser, 19.

Yuval Brodetz, 8.

Oriya Brodetz, 4.

Ofri Brodetz, 10.

Hagar Brodetz, 40.

Naama Levy, 19.

Almog Meir Jan, 21.

Liraz Assulin, 38.

Karina Ariev, 19.

Noa Argamani, 19.

Or Avinathan, 30.

Liri Elbag, 18.

Mia Schem, 21.

Yaffa Adar, 85.

Omer Wenkert, 22.

Carmel Gat, 39.

Kfir Bibas, 9 Months.

Ariel Bibas, 4.

Shiri Bibas, 32.

Sahar Kalderon, 16.

Ofer Kalderon, 53.

Louis Har, 70.

Want peace? Want us to ceasefire?

Bring them back!

[rockonlavender]

ISO of Swan Queen fics where Emma is off to search for Regina, who now believes she’s Roni the bar owner. Similar trope )or amy trope) where Emma finds her and they end up falling for each other (again)

[poisonappleeater]

Roni Mills x Reader HCs

because good lord I cannot be bothered to write a cohesive narrative atm

-you two met shortly after Kelly left the bar, and soon into your romance, Roni confided in you about the difficulties of running the bar without her former best friend, and you fell head over heels for her that night

-since you really cared for her and wanted an excuse to spend all day with her you offered to help out at the bar IMMEDIATELY

-(I know because of the curse that this doesn’t align with canon but just go with it !!)

-so you two shared your first kiss after you helped out your first night, Roni was just staring at you as you were going to leave the bar

-before you could push the door open, you feel Roni’s hand gently placed on your arm, and she says, “Wait.”

-you turn and you two come closer to one another before Roni asks for your permission to kiss you

-and you just nod because good god you’ve been waiting to do this for weeks

-the kiss is sweet and tender and you feel your stomach contract in ways you didn’t even know it could

-so yeah that’s how you became an official couple (of course, you had a communicative conversation after that kiss)

-I can’t really explain why but she would DEFINITELY give you a noogie and then a kiss because why wouldn’t she ???

-loves messing up your hair in general

-you two run the bar together

-you two share an apartment upstairs

-on days when her curly hair gets frustrating, you help her tame it and she is SO grateful for it

-if you’re wearing jeans, she’ll pull you in by the belt loops to kiss you

-doesn’t mind PDA, she initiates it more actually

-you gawk at her swollen arm muscles on days when she gets home from the gym and oh my god she loves flustering you, picking you up just to show off her strength and make you melt in her hands

-you’re the only one who calls her “Ron” and no one else would ever dare try and use that nickname for her

-sometimes you wear this black button down that she’s OBSESSED with just because you look so good wearing it

-on those days you can expect her hands running all over your arms, your back, extra possessive kisses because you’re hers

[girlactionfigure]

ISRAEL REALTIME - "Connecting the World to Israel in Realtime"

Mid day - Nov. 27

🔸HOSTAGE ESCAPED, GAZA CIVILIANS TURNED HIM IN… The abductee who was released yesterday, Roni Kariboy, says that the building where he was being held in Gaza was bombed and collapsed, and he himself managed to escape and for 4 days tried to reach the Israeli border. In the end he was captured by "Gaza civilians” who handed him over to Hamas. (!!!)

🔸RELEASE CONFLICTS, AGAIN… Reuters: Israel and Hamas have raised claims and concerns about the lists of abductees and prisoners of those who are supposed to be released today.  Both sides present objections.  Families have not been informed, indicating the list remains in flux.

🔸HAMAS GAMES (7)… Senior Hamas official Osama Hamdan told the Qatari channel: "The discussion on extending the ceasefire depends on finding more hostages in Gaza.  (( They lost them? )). A diplomatic source told CNN that there are over 40 hostages who are not being held by Hamas ((that leaves about 150 to release — so what’s the problem? )).  In addition, there are some problems with the current pace of releasing the abductees. (( They prefer them to die first??? )))

🔸RELEASED HOSTAGE CONDITION WORSENS… Alma Avraham, add some tehillim (psalms) for her recovery.  “Soroka Hospital: her continues to worsen, her life is in danger.”

◾️PALLYWOOD 3.0… The Palestinians publish a video of a Gaza family that decided to continue living under the ruins of their home.  Except their clothes and implements (making coffee over a fire) are completely clean and dust free - fake, staged for the photographer.

◾️ISRAELI POLITICS… fighting between the elected coalition and the State Camp added for national unity over the adjusted war budget, which is up for approval today.  War cost: 26 billion shekels. 17 billion military costs,  8.8 billion civilian costs.

◾️ELON MUSK IN ISRAEL… visits Kfar Aza, sees the horror video.  Min. Of Communications says agreements “in principle” for use of Starlink satellite internet in Israel and Gaza.

◾️ISRAELI INTEREST RATES… likely to be lowered.

◾️ATTACK IN MITZPE YERICHO… A Jewish resident was attacked in the head with an iron bar by 3 Israeli Arabs garbage workers.  He was evacuated to Sha'are Zedek hospital, the attackers arrested.

[here2bbtstrash]

bts at a drag show/gay bar

i was already babbling abt how much i wanted to do this with my bias line and then y'all made me realize i should just make it a whole damn headcanons post so. welcome! here we are! here is my brainrot on how the boys would turn up on drag night at the gay bar 🏳️‍🌈✨ if this content is not for you, it costs $0 to just keep scrolling ✌️

knj: everyone expected that joonie bby would be flooded with attention from the people who came out tonight specifically in search of a tall, built daddy, but there's a group nobody saw coming that ends up swarming him first: the lesbians. they fucking love him, and he finds himself getting sucked into an hour-long conversation on the back patio about roni horn and rha hyeseok. he'll probably end up agreeing to start a book club with his new sapphic friends before the night is over (and he'll run into them all again the following weekend when he goes to support soyoon at one of her gigs lmao) 👭

ksj: entirely oblivious to what it looks like when a person is flirting with him, despite that being exactly what happens to him for quite literally the entire night. each time someone new walks away from the table, he'll turn back to yoongi and jimin with the same question: "okay, now surely that wasn't flirting, was it?!" only to be immediately told that yes, yes it was and no, nobody would sit through a 20 minute ted talk on the lore of maplestory if they didn't also want to sit on his dick. he'll argue til til he's half-hoarse from screaming over the music that there's no way everyone in the club could possibly be flirting with him - but frankly, he's not mad at the ego boost 🍆

myg: putting the suga in suga daddy, he's breaking hundreds at the bar to make sure everyone has a stack of singles to tip the queens, and alllllll the drinks are going on his black card. other than that he's pretty lowkey, mostly just sipping steadily at his whiskey and looking at his phone. when somebody finally gets nosy enough to lean over his shoulder and snoop, they realize that he's actively scrolling through his rotation of hookup apps and trying to match up people in the room to their profiles. might slip away for a sneaky link in the bathroom oop, but he'll be back in time to close his tab out 💳

jhs: full-send GAGGING at the queens and their dancing. he can't even stay in his seat because song after song he's jumping to his feet just so he can dramatically collapse to the floor with a gay scream, getting his life entirely with every new kick, flip, spin, and death drop. the word slaaaaaaaay! has never been shouted with more enthusiasm than it is tonight by this man, and he does not give a fuck that he won't have a voice tomorrow. once the show is over, he is the absolute center of the dancefloor, popping and locking and showing off his footwork like he was born to do it-- and the boys will definitely catch him practicing his duck walk at some point in the next week 🕺

pjm: without a doubt, he is the LIFE of the mf party, lost in the lights and outta his mind u kno?? it's literally just the like crazy MV, actually. will make everyone do shots as soon as they get in the door and then at least once an hour the rest of the night, if only because he really likes flirting (and by flirting i mean making out) with the shot boys. lbr he probably gets several shots poured or spat into his mouth, and if anyone's hopping up on the bar to get tequila sucked out of their belly button, it is absolutely this demon. and ofc he's bringing at least one person home with him - "it's gon' be a good night" indeed~ 😈

kth: disappears into the crowd a few songs into the set, but he texts the group chat that he's fine and just made some friends, so the night carries on without him. it isn't until the next performer is called to the stage - miss tata mic! - that everyone realizes he's befriended the queens, and they've done him up right: cinched for the gods, face beat to make his eyes even more smoldering than usual (...wait, did he bring his colored contacts from home?!), and moving fearlessly in borrowed six-inch heels. and of course, his choreo is flawless. he easily earns enough tips to pay yoongi back in full and then some 👠

jjk: the definition of 'happy to be here'. loves the lights, the music, the ~vibes~, all of it. he somehow knows every word to every single song, and the more drinks he has, the louder he's singing along. and the queens love him for being easy to fluster, the way even his ears flush with color when he blushes, so he gets a whole lot of ass and tiddies in his lap and his face (rewarded with generous tips, naturally). when the lights finally come on and everyone stumbles outside, he's a drunchies king, and he thinks the food from the truck in the parking lot is quite literally the best thing he's ever tasted. he repeatedly shouts 'DAMN!' up to the night sky, one fist swinging as he eats, until someone pours him into the car so they can all head back home 🍗

[goodboyaudios]

I just want to thank you for introducing me to Roni Bar Hadas, ever since I heard her song used for the credits in BvZ, I’ve become a big fan of her work…

so thank you very much :)

Hey! No worries! So many people ask what the song is called, but no one actually reads the credits lol!

She's great tho! Wonder if she'll ever see BvZ?

[findusinthelibrxry]

@evilxqueen continue from here

Roni cashed out the last couple of customers and finally let out a sigh of relief that the night was over. She loved her bar but some nights she pondered hiring a couple more people. She was curious if the detective would actually show but she wasn’t holding her breath.

Roni wasn’t the type to wait for someone. She knew the detective had a hard past from the gossip she would hear, but she would rather know more from Wulver herself. Roni grabbed a towel and started cleaning tables off before she started locking the place up for the night.

She grumbled to herself hearing the door open and turned around seeing Scarlet and raised an eyebrow, “Hello again Detective. Have a seat at the bar and I will be with you in a few.”

Wulver stood at the door for a moment to take in the surprising size of the bar. Did Roni really run this place all by herself? She began to head to a bar stool but stopped half way, . “I… I can help if you want?” She offered. “I took a waitressing job as a teenager, so I know my way around cleaning tables” she gently scratched the back of her head, wondering why she was suddenly so nervous around this woman.